Speaker 1: What you just said is one of the most insanely
Speaker 1: idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
Speaker 1: your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
Speaker 1: that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
Speaker 1: room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
Speaker 1: award you no points, and may God have mercy on
Speaker 1: your soul.
Speaker 2: It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Speaker 2: Your chance to take on Victoria Amirs and a fantastic
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Speaker 2: have what it takes to battle Victoria Amirs in the
Speaker 2: most epic game of trivia ever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Victoria has more trash talk today, show you what you're
Speaker 2: up against.
Speaker 3: Here we go. You want your music for it? Here
Speaker 3: you go.
Speaker 5: You're already laughing by the time I'm done with this.
Speaker 3: I'm just telling you right.
Speaker 5: Now you're gonna be wrathing in every last choice that
Speaker 5: led you to this exact moment. You're not just gonna lose,
Speaker 5: You're gonna lose so badly that future generations will tell
Speaker 5: the story as a cautionary tale.
Speaker 3: Question. What are they going to be doing with the choice?
Speaker 4: Rethinking every life choice everything?
Speaker 6: What did you hear?
Speaker 3: It sounded like you said breathing.
Speaker 6: I thought you said breathing.
Speaker 3: I thought you said.
Speaker 7: Reaping, which would have kind of made it so I
Speaker 7: give you too much credit rethinking. Okay, yeah, okay, Okay,
Speaker 7: we're gonna work on your word separation.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I kind of didn't hear the end of it because
Speaker 2: I was so focused on trying to figure out what
Speaker 2: word you said.
Speaker 5: Basically, they're going to lose so badly that future generations
Speaker 5: will tell the story as a cautionary tale.
Speaker 6: Okay, I like that part.
Speaker 2: You heard that cart right, Well, if you want to
Speaker 2: play Victoria, callis right now. We'll play your versus Victoria
Speaker 2: right after this. It's in three minutes. It's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 3: I'm stupid, you're smart.
Speaker 6: I was wrong, you were right.
Speaker 3: You're the best, I'm the worst.
Speaker 1: You're very good looking.
Speaker 3: I'm not attractive.
Speaker 8: All right, as long as you're willing to admit.
Speaker 2: That, It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You
Speaker 2: versus Victoria, your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez for
Speaker 2: Kendrick Lamar ticket. Let's meet today's lovely and beautiful contestant
Speaker 2: for you verus Victoria.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's a cousin of yours, Eddie Ramirez going good?
Speaker 3: Are you related to Victoria?
Speaker 4: How's it going?
Speaker 3: Because maybe who knows? Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, this is this is not only a battle to
Speaker 2: see who wins at trivia, but this is a battle
Speaker 2: for the last name if you want. If you beat Victoria's,
Speaker 2: she has to change her last name to something else.
Speaker 2: I don't know. But she's not worthy Martinez mart I'm
Speaker 2: not worthy of being a Ramirez.
Speaker 5: If you put me that in the yearbook, I was
Speaker 5: Ronnie Martinas in the yearbook and Victoria Ramirez.
Speaker 3: So yeah, in her high.
Speaker 2: School yearbook, they had another picture of her and it
Speaker 2: was Ronnie Martinez and it.
Speaker 4: Was a different picture too. I don't know where they
Speaker 4: got it literally comes to me anyway.
Speaker 2: So all right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the
Speaker 2: studio and Eddie the game is played like this. You
Speaker 2: have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 2: If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
Speaker 2: has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 9: I'm ready?
Speaker 3: All right, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 6: In Greek mythology, who is the messenger of the gods.
Speaker 10: Past?
Speaker 11: In?
Speaker 6: What year did the United States land the first man.
Speaker 3: On the moon?
Speaker 8: Nineteen sixty?
Speaker 6: What is the largest country in the world by land area?
Speaker 8: Africa?
Speaker 6: What British king is associated with the Knights of the Roundtable? Here?
Speaker 6: What British king is associated with the Nights of the
Speaker 6: Round Table?
Speaker 8: King?
Speaker 3: Arthur?
Speaker 2: All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and Eddie.
Speaker 2: While Victoria is getting her headphones on and getting ready
Speaker 2: to battle you, What's what do you do for work?
Speaker 10: I sort money all day.
Speaker 3: It's no fun. Oh like a bank or something? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I worked for a casino. Oh that's cool, sounds fun.
Speaker 3: I think that's interesting. You ever pocket a little bit
Speaker 3: and take it off the top?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 10: Too many eyes watching me?
Speaker 6: Like that's the last place you want to steal from
Speaker 6: because you don't know who owns the place.
Speaker 3: Cameras in the world one for the casino too.
Speaker 2: For Eddie, I would definitely not hack it at that job.
Speaker 3: All right, Victoria's back in studio with her headphones on.
Speaker 3: Here we got game. I'm ready thirty.
Speaker 2: Seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 2: don't know one, just say pass and you have to
Speaker 2: be Eddie outright to win, and Eddie you can tell
Speaker 2: Victoria win to go.
Speaker 12: Right.
Speaker 6: In Greek mythology, who is the messenger of the gods? What?
Speaker 6: Uh uh? Yeah, I don't know, past. In what year
Speaker 6: did the United States land the first man on the moon?
Speaker 3: Seventy nine?
Speaker 6: What is the largest country in the world by land area.
Speaker 3: The US?
Speaker 6: What British king is associated with the Knights of the Roundtable?
Speaker 6: That's wrong, that's wrong, nights. I don't know, past. What
Speaker 6: is the only US state that has a one word,
Speaker 6: four letter name? Iowa waityne No.
Speaker 3: I want more questions.
Speaker 2: All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
Speaker 2: see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 3: Producer Brad Eddie Ramirez got one correct. Good job, and
Speaker 3: so did Victoria. Oh, Eddie, that means you win. Congratulations.
Speaker 2: Victoria has to beat you outright, so you beat Victoria today.
Speaker 3: You got Kendrick Lamar tickets. Oh my god. Oh cool.
Speaker 6: But I think since you guys tired, you can both
Speaker 6: stay Ramire.
Speaker 4: I would say, I don't want to change my name
Speaker 4: to Martinez.
Speaker 11: Yeah, like Martinez, but.
Speaker 3: Forever until the next time she plays a Ramire. All right,
Speaker 3: let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 6: In Greek mythology, the messenger of the gods is Hermes
Speaker 6: Erme's Hermes hermeis ermes star. That's what I wanted to say.
Speaker 6: The United States first landed on the moon in nineteen
Speaker 6: sixty nine, dang it. The largest country in the world
Speaker 6: by land area is Russia. King Arthur is associated with
Speaker 6: the Knights of the Roundtable, and Iowa is the only
Speaker 6: US state that has has one word for letter name. Yeah,
Speaker 6: go me, I guess that one.
Speaker 2: We play you for Victoria the same time every single
Speaker 2: weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
Speaker 2: you have to do is d m us at the
Speaker 2: jubil show or go to the.
Speaker 3: Or or what's just up in there? Turned to what
Speaker 3: is that a walrus? I'm to give you a treat.
Speaker 2: Whatever happened there, I don't know, but anyway, we play
Speaker 2: it every single weekday morning. At this time, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: sneeze now, dude, Oh my goodness, my allergies are going
Speaker 2: nuts to day.
Speaker 6: People are listening to you. Go ahead, I feel you also,
Speaker 6: I'm turning to wa.
Speaker 2: Kind of stuff coming on your phone break happens every
Speaker 2: single hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming
Speaker 2: up right after this, and then right after that it's
Speaker 2: Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3: It's a Jewbeil show.
Speaker 12: It's another Jewbile phone frame mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, my name is Pete Eakins. I'm the librarian
Speaker 2: here at elementary school, and I was looking for Hunter's father, Jackson.
Speaker 10: H Yes, Jackson, Hi, Jackson, how.
Speaker 3: Are you today?
Speaker 2: I'm calling because there has been a bit of an
Speaker 2: issue that's come up with your son Hunter.
Speaker 8: Really, I've sent him down.
Speaker 3: To the.
Speaker 10: U I mean principal's office.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's currently in the principal's office. Okay, well it
Speaker 2: is because I had had enough of his attitude.
Speaker 3: I couldn't take it anymore.
Speaker 13: Wait, I'm sorry you mee.
Speaker 2: Yes, his attitude. But I'm sorry, what did you say that?
Speaker 13: It's this cross attitude, but go, okay, the problem Okay,
Speaker 13: it seems like I'm already getting to the bottom of it.
Speaker 10: Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 2: So I'm guessing this is where he gets it from.
Speaker 2: Every single day through this month, his class is coming
Speaker 2: to the lily Bray where we do story team, and
Speaker 2: lately he's been speaking up in the middle of my
Speaker 2: stories and inter to correct my language of all things.
Speaker 2: When he's a student, a fifth grader, and I am
Speaker 2: the librarian, So I think I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 13: I think he's right. You have mispronounced like at least
Speaker 13: ten words already, Like how are you a teacher?
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is how you conduct things
Speaker 2: at home, but I do not stand for it in
Speaker 2: my librari.
Speaker 13: Okay, all right, listen, you've you've been saying like librari, like.
Speaker 3: Yes, I am the librarian.
Speaker 13: Okay, No, it's pronounced librarian first of all.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I think I would know.
Speaker 2: I think I would know. I've been the school librarian
Speaker 2: for a very long time.
Speaker 9: Oh my, and I don't.
Speaker 2: Frankly, I didn't expect that this is going to happen.
Speaker 2: When I got you on the phone, I thought you'd
Speaker 2: be very understanding.
Speaker 3: No, okay, listen to the problems.
Speaker 10: Just say it. Just say the worst properly. It's not
Speaker 10: that hard, Like like what.
Speaker 2: The you're saying the exact same things that your son
Speaker 2: has been saying. Well, I've been doing the story, Tim.
Speaker 10: Well, okay, because you're you don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 8: Clearly, I stopped.
Speaker 2: I stopped in the middle of the story to him
Speaker 2: today to repromond him. I reprimanded him in front of
Speaker 2: the entire and I said, I am the librarian here.
Speaker 3: At this school.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I sent him down to the prencipal's office and I
Speaker 2: am recommending for him to be expulled, okay from the.
Speaker 14: Shoe a right, you craft open a book, learn how
Speaker 14: to read and pronounce it properly, and then come back
Speaker 14: and talk to me, okay, and.
Speaker 13: Don't send my son to the principal's office.
Speaker 8: When you're in the wrong. Okay, do you.
Speaker 9: Want to say what I'm saying?
Speaker 10: Is this computing for you?
Speaker 3: I have been spoken to like that.
Speaker 13: It's spoken, The word is spoken, and I can't believe
Speaker 13: that no one's talk to you like this because you
Speaker 13: everything wrong?
Speaker 3: All right, let me ask you a queer.
Speaker 10: Question.
Speaker 8: It's question, that is what I said.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you a quiestion. Oh my, are you
Speaker 3: an adjudicator?
Speaker 13: You just said adjudicator.
Speaker 2: Yes, you don't know what that Meon's okay, what that means?
Speaker 2: Is that why the children at this shool?
Speaker 10: Actually, no, you know what.
Speaker 8: It's fine.
Speaker 13: Let me put this in terms that you might understand.
Speaker 13: I'm gonna go down to the shool. I'm going to
Speaker 13: talk to the Prince of Paul. I'm gonna tell them
Speaker 13: what an idiot you are. I'm gonna pull my son
Speaker 13: out of school and put them in a better school. Okay,
Speaker 13: did you understand that this is ridiculous?
Speaker 3: No, this is actually a phone prank.
Speaker 2: This is actually Dubial from the Jubil Show doing a
Speaker 2: phone prank on you and your wife.
Speaker 3: Say you up it, sho, it's a joke. Your wife
Speaker 3: said that a lot of.
Speaker 2: Problems one of the school administrators the other day and
Speaker 2: wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 13: Oh my, oh no, I could not believe that I
Speaker 13: was Actually it's also too like the dumbest person on
Speaker 13: the planet.
Speaker 12: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks. We say
Speaker 12: mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3: It's time for Nina's What's trending.
Speaker 6: So the Pepsi Challenge is returning after fifty years, and
Speaker 6: I always think this is so interesting because really Pepsi
Speaker 6: and Coke are like Kendrick Lamar and Drake, you know
Speaker 6: what I mean. It's like that constant, like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 6: do better.
Speaker 2: They should do a commercial have Kendrick Lamar as the
Speaker 2: person and kendong.
Speaker 3: About Pepsi right, because nobody can find Drake. We don't
Speaker 3: know where he.
Speaker 7: Is, right exactly. Yeah, that's the difference between the beefs.
Speaker 7: So there's no clear winner on Pepsi Coke.
Speaker 6: I mean, everybody has their own personal opinion, but Pepsi
Speaker 6: of course feels really strongly about theirs. So they're taking
Speaker 6: this show on the road. So they're doing this whole
Speaker 6: challenge where they're going to be starting in New Orleans.
Speaker 6: Obviously this week is a good time to do it
Speaker 6: because there's a lot of people there. But they're going
Speaker 6: to be blind taste testing and they're going to be
Speaker 6: doing the Pepsi zero sugar and Coke zero sugar and
Speaker 6: then you know, see which one works. They say, even
Speaker 6: those questionable taste deserve a second chance.
Speaker 3: They not like coke. They that would be really funny.
Speaker 6: Speaking of the Super Bowl tailgate concert is also happening
Speaker 6: this weekend, which is pretty cool because then it's a
Speaker 6: real pregame. Whatever you guys are doing, Get to the
Speaker 6: parties early, if you're going to your friend's house, get
Speaker 6: that that concert on in the background, start you know,
Speaker 6: a little beer pong before it goes. I just I'm
Speaker 6: seeing how my weekend is going to go. But Post
Speaker 6: Malone is headlining that Wow. Yeah, and it's going to
Speaker 6: be streamed on YouTube, so you can have that going on,
Speaker 6: and the pregame festivity is going on on the other channels.
Speaker 6: It's just like everything. There's all kinds of games you
Speaker 6: can create when you take shots twenty one and over
Speaker 6: of course. And lastly, not to scare you this morning,
Speaker 6: but the average brain contains seven grams of plastic. Isn't
Speaker 6: that wild?
Speaker 3: What all plastic? Yeah? Twenty yeah.
Speaker 6: It's about as much as you'd find in a plastic
Speaker 6: disposal spoon. Ooh, but it's disposable. It just I mean,
Speaker 6: I don't know about that because it's still in there.
Speaker 6: But livers and kidneys also showed increases in plastic and
Speaker 6: then yeah, it's just wild to think about how that
Speaker 6: like gets into your bloodstream. And that's when you're drinking
Speaker 6: like those plastic bottles. I do it all the time.
Speaker 6: Like if you buy a plastic bottle and then you
Speaker 6: go fill it up and then you have it sitting
Speaker 6: for a couple of days, and you think you're recycling
Speaker 6: because you're using the same bottle, But as it sits there,
Speaker 6: the plastic from the bottle gets into the water.
Speaker 3: You drink it the plastic bottle. I believe it was recycling. Oh,
Speaker 3: it's a bad idea. Yeah.
Speaker 7: My daughter went on a rant the other day. She said,
Speaker 7: I don't know why we keep putting plastic in the ocean.
Speaker 7: And she then she did a memoji thing on FaceTime
Speaker 7: of a octopus and she started pointing her tentacles at
Speaker 7: me and she's.
Speaker 3: Like, stop using plastic. She's like, my tentacles are pointing
Speaker 3: at you, Dad, And I was like, I don't even
Speaker 3: use that much plastic.
Speaker 2: Get out here, lefty, you're not climate change a little alarming.
Speaker 3: Why is it getting so cold everywhere? I'm gonna eat
Speaker 3: some kale and shit out.
Speaker 7: Although I mean to your point, they're telling us about
Speaker 7: this plastic stuff so much. I'm starting to not believe it.
Speaker 7: I'm starting to be like, you just want me to
Speaker 7: be scared about anything.
Speaker 6: I feel like it's a big warning, high red flag.
Speaker 6: I'm waving it telling you that you're eating plastic too much.
Speaker 3: Well, listen too much. People miss red flags.
Speaker 6: They do, But in this instance.
Speaker 2: I was watching it crazy that they eat and put
Speaker 2: in our body without even knowing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I don't.
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
Speaker 6: Plastic from a water bottle gets into your water. That's
Speaker 6: not the only way that you're getting plastic into your system. Well,
Speaker 6: I don't plan on eating it. So what do you mean?
Speaker 7: Everything you eat, no matter what it is, doesn't even
Speaker 7: matter if you did all the right things, is gonna
Speaker 7: have plastic in it, and you're gonna die.
Speaker 4: I'm too young to die.
Speaker 3: No, you're not not. According to the plastic haters, they're
Speaker 3: all dead.
Speaker 6: They didn't say that you were going to die. But
Speaker 6: it could cause dementia.
Speaker 3: Bring it on.
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to that. I'm sure that's gonna happen
Speaker 2: to me someday. I am excited for it.
Speaker 6: It's not something to be excited about. Let me tell
Speaker 6: you he's not gonna know. Yeah, do you have everybody
Speaker 6: around who knows that's a hard thing to watch somebody
Speaker 6: go through.
Speaker 2: It will be, but like we'll have conversations before when
Speaker 2: I know it's about to have it and be like, dude,
Speaker 2: just laugh at.
Speaker 3: It like that. That's a strending. Your first day follow
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Thomas is on the phone today for a first day
Speaker 2: follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Nanny.
Speaker 2: So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
Speaker 2: if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
Speaker 2: get him another date. But first, Thomas, what was some man?
Speaker 2: How long has it been since you talked to Nannie?
Speaker 8: I spent a couple of days, some texts, no reply.
Speaker 3: Okay, you sound bummed.
Speaker 9: I really thought date. I thought this was the best
Speaker 9: date I ever made.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, well why don't you tell us about the date? Then?
Speaker 15: Well, we went to this night market. You know, it
Speaker 15: was just like just pop up, mainstream thing, lots of
Speaker 15: food vendors and like you know, street our performers.
Speaker 9: That kind of stuff, and you know, it's actually a.
Speaker 15: Lot more fun than I thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 15: The honest, She's taking pictures the whole time and like
Speaker 15: seeing that you have a good time. Like this is
Speaker 15: like a total like instagram little date, you know what
Speaker 15: I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Okay, so is she like an influencer or something.
Speaker 15: Yeah, she's an insurance but likes business insurance. I'm actually
Speaker 15: trying to start my own business this year. So I was,
Speaker 15: you know, hell interested in all her insurance knowledge.
Speaker 6: You know, did you guys? I don't know. We get
Speaker 6: close and flirty, like how did that vibe feel outside
Speaker 6: of the instagrammable moments?
Speaker 8: I mean I thought so, I mean she's crazy.
Speaker 15: I you know, I was so into her, like like
Speaker 15: I could look at this girl for a decade.
Speaker 8: I thought she was feeling the same without me.
Speaker 3: You know, maybe.
Speaker 15: I don't know, maybe she shouldn't get my humor or something,
Speaker 15: or the clothes weren't right.
Speaker 8: I don't really know what it was.
Speaker 3: So that was like the conversations during the date.
Speaker 8: I mean, you know, I kept making jokes and I.
Speaker 9: Think she thought she was She was like laughing on
Speaker 9: the inside.
Speaker 8: You know, she's not a big laugher, but.
Speaker 9: Like I'm talking at her job because like I'm saying,
Speaker 9: I'm trying to start.
Speaker 8: This business next year and like she's.
Speaker 9: In business insurance. I had a lot of questions and
Speaker 9: I thought we were having a good rapport going.
Speaker 6: You know, Okay, did anything happen that was kind of
Speaker 6: awkward on the date other than talking about business the
Speaker 6: whole time?
Speaker 9: So maybe some of my jokes were over her head.
Speaker 9: There was there was one thing.
Speaker 8: It was bad, you know what I don't want.
Speaker 9: I don't want to talk about on the radio. I'm
Speaker 9: just gonna hope it wasn't that thing.
Speaker 3: You don't want to.
Speaker 2: Talk about what it was, but it's a safe place, Thomas, Well,
Speaker 2: I mean, let us be the judge it.
Speaker 9: I just I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 6: Whatever that makes me feel like it's that Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 9: Know, it's it's hard to I just don't want to
Speaker 9: talk about it. I don't think it was that. It
Speaker 9: could have been that whatever. I don't know.
Speaker 6: Okay, can you just do this for us? Thomas? Like,
Speaker 6: was it perverted? Wasn't funny? Was it awkward?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 9: It was just it was the thing that just happened.
Speaker 15: It could happen anyway.
Speaker 3: I don't Let's move on.
Speaker 9: I don't want to talk.
Speaker 3: About your post. I know now my head's going to
Speaker 3: a lot of sensors. That dad, your pants.
Speaker 15: I did not see my pants?
Speaker 2: Okay to pause on that made think you did? All right, Well,
Speaker 2: we'll try to figure it out for you. Then we'll
Speaker 2: play a song. Come back and then call her and
Speaker 2: see if us why she's ghosting you and maybe get
Speaker 2: you another data.
Speaker 3: Right, was okay? Well? Place don't come back and get
Speaker 3: your first day follow up, next first.
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Speaker 2: Right in the middle of your first date follow up,
Speaker 2: if you're just joining us, Thomas is on the phone
Speaker 2: and he's getting ghosted by Nanni. We're about to call
Speaker 2: her and see if to tell us why she's ghosting him.
Speaker 2: But first, Thomas, why don't you refresh everybody's memory on
Speaker 2: your situation.
Speaker 8: We had a good.
Speaker 15: Date at the night market, you know, taking pictures, a
Speaker 15: little time, having a.
Speaker 8: Good time at all.
Speaker 9: We were connecting beautiful way into Nannie.
Speaker 8: And I don't know why she ghost to me.
Speaker 9: Okay, there's one thing I think it could.
Speaker 8: Be, and if that then whatever, But I don't.
Speaker 16: I'm hoping it's not that thing.
Speaker 15: And something else and maybe we can work through this.
Speaker 6: I want to talk about it so it makes us
Speaker 6: feel like it is that thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you said it was bad.
Speaker 9: If you knew, you'd understand it's a story.
Speaker 8: But I forget.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, maybe she'll tell us then, Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 2: All Right, you're ready for us to call it, let's
Speaker 2: do it. Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, masspect Nanni?
Speaker 3: Please is this hit?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 2: My name is Jubil. I'm calling from a radio show.
Speaker 2: It's called The Jubil Show.
Speaker 6: Hi, Nanny. My name is Nina. Also on the show
Speaker 6: him Victoria.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 17: Hi?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 8: I'm fine.
Speaker 16: What's going on?
Speaker 3: Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 18: Yeah, I listened before.
Speaker 3: Have you ever heard a first date follow up before?
Speaker 12: Oh? God?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I actually have as great. Would you like
Speaker 3: to be on one?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 16: Okay, yeah, I guess I should have sawn this coming
Speaker 16: to Yeah, sure you are.
Speaker 2: Anyway, you're ghosting somebody, and they emailed us because they
Speaker 2: want to know why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 3: Do you know who it is? I mean it has
Speaker 3: to be Thomas, Yes it is. You got it right?
Speaker 3: Do you mind telling us about Thomas? Like why you're
Speaker 3: ghosting him?
Speaker 16: Uh? Okay, here you okay? Some of his greatest hits.
Speaker 16: The first thing he said to me, he said, oh damn,
Speaker 16: you're hotter than the internet, which was flattering but like
Speaker 16: a lot kind of funny.
Speaker 6: Okay, let's hear more.
Speaker 8: That's okay.
Speaker 16: He commented on my shoes four times, even to the
Speaker 16: point of asking me if I needed to take them off,
Speaker 16: which reminded me of like, I don't know, like.
Speaker 8: A teacher, a parent.
Speaker 18: I don't know.
Speaker 16: It was like to be my shoes alone. It was
Speaker 16: a lot. He was like tall enough, like it shouldn't mattered.
Speaker 16: I thought, like maybe that who cares? It's so much
Speaker 16: attention to my shoes.
Speaker 3: It was a lot.
Speaker 6: Does he have like a foot fetish?
Speaker 8: Ye? Oh my god.
Speaker 16: I didn't even think of that.
Speaker 6: I mean, am You're trying to get somebody's shoes off
Speaker 6: real quick? That tells me something.
Speaker 3: Oh no.
Speaker 16: So he also just carried on and on and on
Speaker 16: about this new business, like let's not get ourselves.
Speaker 9: This dude's not starting a business, like okay.
Speaker 18: And then okay, about thirty four and fifty seven times
Speaker 18: throughout the night he commented on the other women at
Speaker 18: the market they weren't nearly as hot as I was,
Speaker 18: and like I started to get a little like embarrassed.
Speaker 18: It was embarrassing, so like it was gross honestly, So, no,
Speaker 18: dude's not it.
Speaker 4: I mean that can definitely be a little awkward.
Speaker 3: I feel like saying they're hotter than you.
Speaker 15: True, Oh he wasn't because I farted on you at all?
Speaker 18: What, Oh my god, are you serious?
Speaker 8: I got cut that cut that No, don't use that.
Speaker 3: Thomas is actually on the phone listing and wants to
Speaker 3: talk to you.
Speaker 2: Now obviously said I guess you cut it that night,
Speaker 2: cut that punt, cut that put.
Speaker 3: I don't want to out there.
Speaker 16: I wouldn't even going to bring that up, but like, yeah,
Speaker 16: he did, like on you though, how did that happen?
Speaker 11: It was like we were it wasn't I got my shoes.
Speaker 18: Yeah, he gets really excited about feet apparently.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is confusing. So you asked her to take
Speaker 2: off your shoes and then.
Speaker 8: You were nice shoes. We all know nice shoes.
Speaker 9: He uncomfortable.
Speaker 8: I was trying to be courteous.
Speaker 3: Okay, how did you fart on her?
Speaker 9: I'm back over, I just come on, We'm going to
Speaker 9: talk about that. Come on, it happened.
Speaker 8: To me, so what happened to the best ones?
Speaker 3: But that wasn't the reason.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, that's one of the reasons.
Speaker 10: One of the reasons.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know, I mean.
Speaker 9: You were embarrassed.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 6: It didn't help his cause.
Speaker 8: Yes, no, I can't controled on whatever. I yes, whatever. Look,
Speaker 8: I was complimenting you though. I was just trying to
Speaker 8: make you feel, you know, seen and secure.
Speaker 9: I mean, if it wasn't the.
Speaker 8: Art thing, I mean con.
Speaker 16: You you you definitely made me feel seen.
Speaker 13: It was.
Speaker 3: It was a lot like this one.
Speaker 16: Other women, like I think they heard you saying that
Speaker 16: I was hotter than them, and that's like embarrassing brow that.
Speaker 8: How is that embarrassing? You're hot? You guys hot people
Speaker 8: don't get embarrassed they're.
Speaker 2: Hot, Nanni, would you like another date with Thomas?
Speaker 3: Will pay for it?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 8: No, I'm good, thinks, so they'll pay for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll pay for it. Thanks Thomas.
Speaker 8: I'll probably you guys before it was bad like no, Yeah,
Speaker 8: I really want to go out again. But just you
Speaker 8: don't know this. I always think you're hot.
Speaker 9: If you want to go on a day with someone
Speaker 9: who says you're.
Speaker 8: Hot, here because I think you're hot.
Speaker 16: I appreciate that mistakes.
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Speaker 2: The company announces a revolutionary new office chair. Oh it
Speaker 2: makes you feel like you're actually working. That would be
Speaker 2: a huge deal. It's The Jewel Show and it's time
Speaker 2: for real news or fake News. The segment where I
Speaker 2: read a news headline and then you have to see
Speaker 2: if you can judge whether it's a real news story
Speaker 2: or a fake news story. And it's harder than it sounds.
Speaker 2: It will help you spot fake news today. Whenever you're
Speaker 2: scrolling for real news or fake news. I read a
Speaker 2: news headline, you have to tell me if it's real
Speaker 2: or fake. Okay, The first story for real news or
Speaker 2: fake news. School band's parents from sports day for bad behavior.
Speaker 3: Oh, real or fake?
Speaker 6: Real story? Real parents are acting up in the U street.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but can a school actually ban the parents?
Speaker 6: That's something. Wow, I'm he's really surprised.
Speaker 4: If this is real, fake you can't banned parents?
Speaker 7: I'm fake me it says real. This is one hundred
Speaker 7: percent real. There's a war on parents. Producer Brat says real,
Speaker 7: this is a real news story.
Speaker 6: Banned parents from schools If they're not acting right, then
Speaker 6: I would assume yes.
Speaker 2: Yes, school banned parents from attending sports day after becoming
Speaker 2: too competitive and threatening staff. There are some parents who
Speaker 2: just go nuts vicariously through their children.
Speaker 3: Yes they do, Yes, they do. My dad was one
Speaker 3: of those dads. That's why I'm glad he didn't go
Speaker 3: to my games very much. I was narcisst you know.
Speaker 2: They have a favorite child, so all my sisters stuff,
Speaker 2: and you rarely came to mind.
Speaker 3: And I was very happy about that. Real news or
Speaker 3: fake news. I read the news.
Speaker 2: Headline and you have to see if you can decipher
Speaker 2: whether it's a real news story.
Speaker 3: Or a fake new story.
Speaker 2: People are teaching gorillas to knit I'm gonna go with real.
Speaker 3: Nina's going real.
Speaker 5: I don't know that has to be fit.
Speaker 6: You can't teach your maybe you can. I'll go real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been scientifically proven that knitting is the missing link.
Speaker 3: This is true.
Speaker 2: What This is a fake news story, but it sounds
Speaker 2: like it would be a real one because they're always
Speaker 2: teaching gorillas to do things.
Speaker 6: It's like, I'm bored, what else can this gorilla do?
Speaker 6: Let's knit? They're so smart.
Speaker 2: I would love to see a gorilla sitting there with
Speaker 2: like little reading glasses on.
Speaker 6: Something on top and then, oh my gosh, you know what.
Speaker 6: I bet they still couldn't it. Maybe they haven't taught
Speaker 6: them yet, but I guarantee they can.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they can. Yeah, this is probably actually gonna
Speaker 2: happen at some point. Yeah, real news or fake news.
Speaker 2: I read a news headline and you have to see
Speaker 2: if you can tell whether it's a real news story
Speaker 2: or a fake news story.
Speaker 3: Nashville bank robber ubered to the scene of the crime.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go on this.
Speaker 3: One, going real. That's real. I say they've gotten smarter
Speaker 3: on the internet and this is fake. No one in
Speaker 3: this day and age will be dumb enough to Uber
Speaker 3: to the crime scene. This is a real news story,
Speaker 3: of course it is.
Speaker 2: Police in Nashville had a very easy case to solve
Speaker 2: thanks to the dumbest moves ever by a suspect, Cops say,
Speaker 2: an alleged bank Robert Ubert to the scene of the crime.
Speaker 2: He gave a teller a note claiming that there was
Speaker 2: a bomb in the bank before fleeing. Oh in the uber, No,
Speaker 2: do you get charged for the extra weight time? Suspect
Speaker 2: was arrested after the cops used his Uber account to
Speaker 2: track him down.
Speaker 6: You get what you asked for in that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, teenager find one hundred dollars for feeding a chip
Speaker 2: to a pigeon?
Speaker 3: Real news story or fake news story?
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with real again. These all feel so real.
Speaker 4: Really can't get fined that much for feeding up?
Speaker 6: Oh does it say where this was?
Speaker 3: It's in the UK, actually, so maybe you can't.
Speaker 6: I say fake. That can't be real.
Speaker 3: In the UK they care a lot more about the
Speaker 3: climate than we do. This is real. Got to protect
Speaker 3: those animals.
Speaker 2: Did a teenager get fined one hundred dollars for feeding
Speaker 2: a chip to a pigeon?
Speaker 3: That's a real news story.
Speaker 2: Yes, a teenager was treating themselves to miss McDonald's for
Speaker 2: lunch when she kindly offered one of the pigeons a chip.
Speaker 2: She was immediately approached by a rude council worker in
Speaker 2: the UK, So yeah, cops or whatever. She felt she
Speaker 2: was treated unfairly and did not pay the fine. However,
Speaker 2: she was astonished to receive a letter last week summoning
Speaker 2: her to court.
Speaker 3: For feeding a pigeon.
Speaker 6: Wow, it's so nuts. I just keep picturing Mary Poppins,
Speaker 6: like when all the pigeons were always around and they're
Speaker 6: like here you go, and you just throw them all
Speaker 6: over the little breadcrumbs, and then what they did.
Speaker 3: I believe this. Yeah, I'm just picturing McDonald's serving chips.
Speaker 6: I think they mean fries, but oh yeah, they call
Speaker 6: it was a French fry. I speak that language.
Speaker 3: Real news or fake news.
Speaker 2: Police in Germany rescue man being chased by baby squirrel.
Speaker 3: Real or fake.
Speaker 6: I just have to say fakes. I've said too many
Speaker 6: reel and to be real. I'm moving it's real.
Speaker 3: No baby squirrel has the guts to chase a full
Speaker 3: grown man. This is fake. Wow, this is a real
Speaker 3: news story.
Speaker 2: Police and Germany were called out by a man who
Speaker 2: was running from a baby squirrel and said it was
Speaker 2: chasing him.
Speaker 3: Apparently, the chase.
Speaker 2: Ended for the baby squirrel when the squirrel curled up
Speaker 2: to fall asleep. Chason, we must trest him time you
Speaker 2: baby squell, do not chase all citizens. You are going
Speaker 2: to gel. You're going to be that long time. Oh
Speaker 2: it got through the palls. It's a squall fone break
Speaker 2: happens every single out around the twenties. Your next one
Speaker 2: is coming up right after this. Now it's signed for Nina's.
Speaker 2: What's trending?
Speaker 6: Another day? Another lawsuits? Oh, this time totally different. The
Speaker 6: notorious Big Biggie's. The State has filed a lawsuit against
Speaker 6: Target Home Depot and more like Nordstrom and bed Bath
Speaker 6: and Behind for using his likeness on canvas prints and
Speaker 6: clothing and T shirt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they saw a lot of T shirts like that,
Speaker 2: like they said, like Tupac T shirts and things like that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and especially like specifically the one where he's wearing
Speaker 6: the crown is the King of New York. You've probably
Speaker 6: seen it. But they don't have any rights to do that.
Speaker 6: So Biggie's. The State is now starting to crack down
Speaker 6: on that.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about this the other day because Biggie
Speaker 2: would be one of the best rappers ever, right, one
Speaker 2: of the most iconic rappers ever. Yeah, But I also
Speaker 2: now I'm wondering if I should not be a fan
Speaker 2: of his based on the fact that him and Diddy
Speaker 2: were boys and like.
Speaker 3: Oh oh boys.
Speaker 6: Honestly, I feel like you're kind of right, because if
Speaker 6: all of that stuff was going on at that time,
Speaker 6: Biggie was right there. Actually Biggie was the one that
Speaker 6: was bigger than him. Did he came up underneath of Biggie's.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, essentially, yeah, and they were like inseparable basically,
Speaker 2: So that's I have questions.
Speaker 6: But I wonder though, if that stuff with Diddy came later,
Speaker 6: because all of a sudden he became like after Biggie passed,
Speaker 6: Diddy became this like I'm now the king of New York.
Speaker 6: Now I'm the person that's going to take this on
Speaker 6: and carry his legacy and then have that kind of
Speaker 6: crazy ego. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I hope it was that the thing that
Speaker 2: you just said, rather than Biggie was involved in that
Speaker 2: stuff too, right, right, Because yeah, anyway, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know anything about rap. I just know that Ditty
Speaker 3: bad and Biggie Good.
Speaker 6: That's all I know what as of right now with
Speaker 6: the information we have correct, right, Okay, that a song. No.
Speaker 6: I just think it's interesting that all of these places
Speaker 6: Selvey's t shirts like Targets, got all kinds of artists,
Speaker 6: not just Biggie and yeah, rolling Stones or whatever that
Speaker 6: they just ripped off. But the funniest one on this
Speaker 6: list is home Depot. Is Home Depot really selling? But
Speaker 6: I guess so.
Speaker 3: Trying to think of we don't have clothes.
Speaker 4: Your keys?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know you can get like a spider
Speaker 3: man key.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Maybe, oh I could see that for some reason.
Speaker 6: Okay, Next, Draft Kings have teamed up with the Delta,
Speaker 6: So Delta Airlines is doing everything they can to maintain
Speaker 6: their best airline status, and DraftKings is teamed up with
Speaker 6: them to allow passengers to play games while on the flight,
Speaker 6: but with no money. So DraftKings I always thought was gambling.
Speaker 6: It is right sports betting, but when you're on the
Speaker 6: Delta flights using DraftKings, you're not necessarily betting with money.
Speaker 3: What are you betting with nothing?
Speaker 6: Games? Like it's just a game, so it's like fake money,
Speaker 6: so there's no real money or anything that gets exchanged.
Speaker 3: You're just playing.
Speaker 4: So it's basically like dowlay, a game for the app store,
Speaker 4: just playing it on the plane.
Speaker 3: Where's the risk in that? Yeah, I want to go
Speaker 3: on vacation and then by the time I get to
Speaker 3: vacation be broke and can't figure out how to get back.
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, that's your fantasy, whereas others want to not
Speaker 6: have lost their money before they get to where they're going.
Speaker 3: They're calling it a partnership, but it just sounds like
Speaker 3: an advertising campaign between Traftkings and Delta.
Speaker 6: I mean, maybe it is, but it goes even further
Speaker 6: than that. They've teamed up with YouTube Now for ad
Speaker 6: free streaming uber for sky miles, so they're trying to
Speaker 6: find all of these ways to team up with other brands, which, yeah,
Speaker 6: you're right, it is kind of across from a promotion
Speaker 6: thing for everybody, but also win win if you're on
Speaker 6: those flights and you get those points in.
Speaker 3: Juble's case, lose lose, Yeah, they should make it. You
Speaker 3: could gamble for airline points, oh, but not ever lose.
Speaker 6: The ones you've already acquired.
Speaker 3: No, No, you got to risk it. Risk it yet
Speaker 3: you could win like a million miles at one point.
Speaker 6: You know, I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 3: Play that because I don't have that many miles.
Speaker 14: Anyway.
Speaker 3: I take my three hundred miles that I have, I
Speaker 3: can get a million.
Speaker 6: I work really hard on those. I know some people
Speaker 6: can just jump on flights just to get like their status.
Speaker 6: It doesn't work that easy anyway. Okay, lastly, have you
Speaker 6: ever tried to get out of jury duty? When I
Speaker 6: had jury duty, I was all for it. I worked
Speaker 6: at this marketing company. It was a office job and
Speaker 6: I'm definitely not office material.
Speaker 3: And I hated that job.
Speaker 2: And I got I was like, yes, hopefully it's a
Speaker 2: big draw and I'm sequestered and have to be on
Speaker 2: this thing for months.
Speaker 3: I don't ever want to go back to this job. Absolutely,
Speaker 3: I was super excited about it.
Speaker 6: Does that happen?
Speaker 13: I went?
Speaker 3: I did do jury duty for like a week. It
Speaker 3: was great. It was Yeah, it was very interesting. Long
Speaker 3: time hung jury.
Speaker 6: Oh that's so interesting.
Speaker 3: Me and this me and the me and the this
Speaker 3: old lady teamed up.
Speaker 2: Okay, we don't feel like there was enough evidence, you know,
Speaker 2: it was like a crackhead dude that they definitely he
Speaker 2: definitely was a crackhead, but we felt like the cop
Speaker 2: didn't have enough evidence.
Speaker 6: You know, are you allowed to talk about it now
Speaker 6: after it's over.
Speaker 13: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I have no idea, Okay, So I just remember this
Speaker 2: old lady's being like, he's definitely a drugger, but they
Speaker 2: didn't have just cause he's definitely a drugger. And there
Speaker 2: was like they were getting so annoyed because we had
Speaker 2: to come back for three days. Right, most people don't
Speaker 2: want to do jury duty.
Speaker 6: Yeah, right.
Speaker 2: That old lady had nothing to do, and I didn't
Speaker 2: want to go back to my job. So I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: I'm with her.
Speaker 3: You guy, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It was like literally me and this old lady at
Speaker 2: the end of this long table and everybody's like, come on, come.
Speaker 6: On, so funny. Well, if you're not like Jebil and
Speaker 6: the old lady and you want to get out of
Speaker 6: jury duty, you could take a tip from a judge
Speaker 6: who was called to be on jury duty. Okay. So
Speaker 6: he's there and he says, I'm sorry, I just can't
Speaker 6: be impartial, no matter what. I can't be impartial. So
Speaker 6: of course they ended up excusing him, but he also
Speaker 6: had to resign because later they found out he was
Speaker 6: a judge that said he couldn't be impartial.
Speaker 3: He wasn't doing his duty. Yeah, right, like mold people
Speaker 3: that should know you shouldn't say that. It would be
Speaker 3: the judge. You would think.
Speaker 6: I just shared it because I think people that aren't
Speaker 6: judges that could be a good line for you.
Speaker 3: Well, another pro tip here is don't check your man.
Speaker 3: What exactly I should take more of it.
Speaker 6: I kind of want to do it.
Speaker 3: I get you. I don't know. I've never I've never
Speaker 3: been called at least I don't think I have.
Speaker 2: That's Trending's hiding to Catch a Cheater is coming up
Speaker 2: right after this.
Speaker 3: It's a double show.
Speaker 11: It's time to Catch a cheater.
Speaker 3: Only on the Double Show, it's time for to catch
Speaker 3: a cheater.
Speaker 2: And Rachel is on the phone today and she thinks
Speaker 2: that her boyfriend of two years might be messing around.
Speaker 2: So in a second we'll see if we can catch him.
Speaker 2: But first, Rachel, sorry you're going through this.
Speaker 3: What's up? Why do you think Dylan might be cheating
Speaker 3: on you?
Speaker 19: He's just been acting suspicious lately, Like he's not the
Speaker 19: kind of guy to be really secretive, but you know,
Speaker 19: he's been out partying with coworkers later and later and
Speaker 19: then I'll come home and not really get into the
Speaker 19: details of it. But he's taking his phone everywhere, like
Speaker 19: including to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: M oh okay.
Speaker 11: Yeah, just feels more secretive than ever.
Speaker 6: Have you asked him about it? Like you just been like,
Speaker 6: is everything cool, babe?
Speaker 11: Like yeah, and he's just like, yeah, No, I'm just
Speaker 11: meeting up with the guys.
Speaker 6: Is it normal for him to hang out with his
Speaker 6: coworkers after work like that?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 11: No, And like he's more stressed than ever. And I
Speaker 11: just I feel like something's up. I just want to
Speaker 11: know what's going on.
Speaker 6: So are his coworkers guys or are there also women
Speaker 6: there too?
Speaker 11: There are women there too?
Speaker 6: Do you know any of them? I don't, Okay, So
Speaker 6: is he just saying that he's going like right when
Speaker 6: work is done and they're just going to do their
Speaker 6: little thing.
Speaker 11: Yeah, And I'm trying to be cool about it myself,
Speaker 11: but I don't know. It just it feels off.
Speaker 6: Well, it's weird when it's all the time. So how
Speaker 6: does he act when he gets home. Do you guys
Speaker 6: live together, Yes, And it just like he used to
Speaker 6: be very bubbly and warm.
Speaker 19: I mean that's like actually how we met was at
Speaker 19: a concert and he was just really conversational and easy
Speaker 19: to talk to.
Speaker 20: And I just I feel like that side of him
Speaker 20: is kind of gone, so just with you or in general, well,
Speaker 20: when we're around each other, but.
Speaker 5: So do you see that side of him come out
Speaker 5: with other people, like when he's around other people.
Speaker 19: To be honest, we really haven't like hung out with
Speaker 19: coworkers or he hasn't come with me anything lately.
Speaker 6: So you're living separate lives.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it kind of feels that way.
Speaker 19: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Is there any anything else that has gone on that
Speaker 3: you think might be weird?
Speaker 19: No, I just it's it's different behavior. So I'm hoping
Speaker 19: that that's that's what it is. That it's just you know,
Speaker 19: maybe work getting to him or something.
Speaker 3: And have you talked to him about how you're feeling
Speaker 3: at all?
Speaker 19: Yeah, I mean every time I ask him about like
Speaker 19: work and how it's going or hanging out with the guys,
Speaker 19: he's just he's kind of quick about it.
Speaker 11: He doesn't really get into the details.
Speaker 6: So does he touch you, Like when he comes home,
Speaker 6: does he try to like cuttle up and be like sorry.
Speaker 3: Babe, or is it just cold it's been kind of cold?
Speaker 6: Actually, yeah, all this seems really uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: Have you tried to like, I'm not gonna say touch him.
Speaker 11: That sounds weird. No, I know what you mean, though,
Speaker 11: like like change things up.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I thought about it, but again, he just like comes home, he.
Speaker 19: Goes to the bathroom, He basically goes to Benny falls asleep.
Speaker 3: So okay, so he's kind of disinterested just in general.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, and it hasn't really felt like it'd be
Speaker 11: a good time.
Speaker 6: So I just I just want to know through somebody else.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, he told us what grocery store he's a
Speaker 2: Rewards card member with. So play a song come back,
Speaker 2: and then call him and pretend to be from the
Speaker 2: grocery store and say that. Every single month, we choose
Speaker 2: one rewards member at random who gets free flowers delivered
Speaker 2: from our floral department, and we'll see if he sends
Speaker 2: those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, cool,
Speaker 2: all right, play a song, come back, get your to
Speaker 2: catch cheeter.
Speaker 3: Next, it's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 15: Only on the.
Speaker 2: Tuble show Ran in the middle of to Catch a
Speaker 2: Cheater if you're just joining us. Rachel is on the
Speaker 2: phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years
Speaker 2: named Dylan might be cheating. So in a second, we're
Speaker 2: gonna call him and pretend to be from the grocery
Speaker 2: store that he's a Rewards card member and say that
Speaker 2: every single month, we choose one Rewards member who gets
Speaker 2: free flowers delivered from our floor apartment, and we'll see
Speaker 2: if he sends those to Rachel or to somebody else.
Speaker 2: Before we do that, though, Rachel, why don't you catch
Speaker 2: us up on your situation again?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 17: So, my guy and I, Dylan, we've been dating for
Speaker 17: two years, met at a music festival, live together, and
Speaker 17: lately he's just been acting kind of off a lot
Speaker 17: of late nights at work or hanging out with.
Speaker 11: Coworkers, and some of his personality feels gone. So I'm
Speaker 11: just trying to see what's up.
Speaker 3: Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right here we go. Hi, this is horrible calling from
Speaker 3: I was looking for our Rewards card member named Dylan.
Speaker 8: Uh yeah, this is him.
Speaker 2: Hi, Dylan, Please don't hang up. This is not a
Speaker 2: marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say thank you
Speaker 2: very much for your business. You're actually this month's a
Speaker 2: big winner. Congratulations, thank you for shopping with us.
Speaker 8: Oh thanks?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Absolutely? Who are you going to send them to?
Speaker 10: Do?
Speaker 13: You know?
Speaker 8: So send?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 8: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Well, maybe you haven't seen.
Speaker 2: Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member, completely random,
Speaker 2: to say thank you very much for being such a
Speaker 2: loyal customer. You've just won thirty six long stem red roses,
Speaker 2: a box of candy or chocolate. Send a card to
Speaker 2: be delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty
Speaker 2: United States absolutely free.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, yeah that went on shore where you just
Speaker 8: like write a card or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll just get some information from you. Like I said,
Speaker 2: I can do it right now if you know who
Speaker 2: you want to do it, so send them to you
Speaker 2: right now, or I can call you back.
Speaker 3: Whenever you have time.
Speaker 8: Yeah, sure, no, that's fine, you do now now?
Speaker 3: Great? Okay? Cool.
Speaker 2: All I would need would be the first and last
Speaker 2: name of the person you want to send them to,
Speaker 2: and then we'll get what's on a card if you
Speaker 2: want one, and then we'll get the address and we
Speaker 2: should be good to get.
Speaker 8: All right, Yeah, can you send them just to Emily?
Speaker 3: Okay, Emily? And do you want to put anything on
Speaker 3: a card to Emily?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 8: Yeah, you could put but thanks for being my partner
Speaker 8: in crime.
Speaker 3: Thanks for being my partner in rhyme. That's cute.
Speaker 2: Yes, I can do that, leks being my partner in
Speaker 2: crime to Emily. You know who might actually have questions
Speaker 2: about that part right there? I'm sorry, Yeah, your girlfriend
Speaker 2: Rachel might have some questions about that part right there.
Speaker 2: This is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show,
Speaker 2: and we do a segment called to Catch a Cheater
Speaker 2: where if you think your significant other might be messing around,
Speaker 2: you see, they send flowers to and your girlfriend Rachel
Speaker 2: is actually on the phone listening probably some questions.
Speaker 11: Dylan like Emily are like, are you hereious?
Speaker 8: Who the holly?
Speaker 16: Emily?
Speaker 8: Oh, Rachel? Are you serious right now?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 8: What are you seeing on me?
Speaker 20: What?
Speaker 8: I'm really not I'm not interested in talking about this
Speaker 8: with what radio DJs? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 13: Right now? What?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 11: What is?
Speaker 8: You can't just call me like a normal You can't
Speaker 8: just call call me like a normal human. Who's who
Speaker 8: is Rachel, exactly, what what do you do?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 11: I'm your girlfriend? Now?
Speaker 8: I don't even know who you are right now, You've
Speaker 8: got me on the radio.
Speaker 11: Okay, Dylan, who is Emily? And like, just why can't
Speaker 11: you answer the question? Answer the question?
Speaker 8: I mean, what was the what was the question?
Speaker 11: Who is Emily?
Speaker 3: Just ask what.
Speaker 11: I mean?
Speaker 8: I have a lot of questions. I mean, why don't
Speaker 8: you know? I don't know? What doesn't matter?
Speaker 2: Are you not concerned that your girlfriend thinks you're cheating
Speaker 2: on her and you just sent flowers named Emily is
Speaker 2: your partner in crime?
Speaker 8: Yeah? I know, I'm not concerned.
Speaker 13: I'm not.
Speaker 8: No, I'm concerned about you. But you're probably gonna feel like,
Speaker 8: oh god, so you should probably just back off. Why
Speaker 8: all right? She's my project manager, Rachel. I told you
Speaker 8: work has been stressful and we're planning a big launch
Speaker 8: and she's been helping me stay on tracked.
Speaker 11: Like, why are you even sending her flowers?
Speaker 8: She's been working over time to make sure everything goes smoothly,
Speaker 8: and it's a gesture of appreciation. Rachel, have you ever
Speaker 8: heard of that?
Speaker 6: Why are you talking to your girlfriend like that? She's
Speaker 6: the one that feels like you've been shady and somewhere
Speaker 6: else and cheating on her, and instead of hearing her
Speaker 6: out and trying to make her feel better, you're talking
Speaker 6: down to her while you're sending flowers to your boss,
Speaker 6: which could be an HR violation if there's nothing going
Speaker 6: on there.
Speaker 3: I don't understand.
Speaker 8: I don't think a radio show was the place to
Speaker 8: figure it out on this lake.
Speaker 6: Okay, well that's your opinion, but we're here now, So
Speaker 6: what are you gonna do about it?
Speaker 8: I honestly, I think I'm gonna have to probably break
Speaker 8: up with Rachel because who they're farder in this position?
Speaker 6: It's crazy, Rachel, this is a good thing. And I
Speaker 6: still don't believe he's not cheating.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I'm seless. I don't know who Dylan is.
Speaker 11: You don't even sound like yourself right now?
Speaker 8: Well what do you what are you saying? Of course,
Speaker 8: I'm I'm honestly, I would have been I probably should
Speaker 8: have just cheating. I probably should just cheating because I'm getting,
Speaker 8: oh my god, in trouble for standing up for myself anyway,
Speaker 8: Like you don't, you don't trust.
Speaker 11: Me, You're not you're not helping. You're not helping this stuff.
Speaker 8: You know what, Actually, I'm just gonna help you out,
Speaker 8: and I'm gonna go and get my stuff out of
Speaker 8: the house. So come back in a couple of hours
Speaker 8: and we'll have to see me again.
Speaker 11: Okay, five then fine?
Speaker 3: Wow, Rachel, he's just on that.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I feel like you're gonna be better
Speaker 2: off no matter what, even if he didn't cheat. That
Speaker 2: didn't sound cool at all.
Speaker 6: No, my gosh, no question about that.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, well well thanks, guys, definitely not.
Speaker 6: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 19: Yeah, like, I'm sure I'm going to be sad about this,
Speaker 19: but like that was so weird. So I just I
Speaker 19: think right now the sad of going home to an
Speaker 19: empty house sounds really good right now?
Speaker 3: Good luck? All right, Well thanks, you're welcome The.
Speaker 11: Jubile Shows to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 15: Dirty little Secret?
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 10: Oh I do have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 3: Sweet?
Speaker 13: What is it?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 10: It was Halloween night twenty eighteen. There was a girl
Speaker 10: and I just started talking, never met her before, and
Speaker 10: she's like, hey, me and my sister, we want to
Speaker 10: go you know, we want to go drink. We want
Speaker 10: to go to a Halloween party.
Speaker 8: I was like, oh cool Bill.
Speaker 10: At the time, I didn't have a vehicle, so her
Speaker 10: and her sister came and picked me up. Throughout the night,
Speaker 10: I got extremely over intoxicated, and uh, one thing led
Speaker 10: to another. We get back in the car and the
Speaker 10: girl that I was kind of talking to, I had
Speaker 10: never been to her house nothing. This is the first
Speaker 10: time we met. She's like, hey, take us back to
Speaker 10: her places, so, you know, like my estate that I
Speaker 10: was in. I was like, oh, yeah, you know, I'm
Speaker 10: a goot to get lucky. And we get back to
Speaker 10: this girl's house and everything happens as it should.
Speaker 8: Well, I pass out.
Speaker 10: I wake up, you know, roughly probably four o'clock, five
Speaker 10: o'clock in the morning, and this girl's rooms cage black,
Speaker 10: and there's nothing that I have to do more than
Speaker 10: I call out of bed and I start fumbling my
Speaker 10: way around the room. I can't find a light switch,
Speaker 10: I can't find a door, I can't find anything. And
Speaker 10: the only two options are either he I on myself
Speaker 10: and the floor or just the floor. And so I
Speaker 10: over this girl's floor, turn around, get back in bed. Well,
Speaker 10: the next morning, her sister comes in the house at
Speaker 10: like seven thirty eight o'clock in steps in the oh
Speaker 10: oh god, whoa and wakes us up with a small streak.
Speaker 10: And I immediately know what it was, and I was
Speaker 10: just kind of keep my mouth shut. And the girl
Speaker 10: that I was talking to, she's like, what is it?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 10: And she immediately is like, there's on the floor. There's
Speaker 10: on the floor. And the girl blames it on the dog.
Speaker 10: And so to this day, six years later, being married
Speaker 10: to the same woman, does not have a clue, does
Speaker 10: not have a clue that I on her floor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is happy way to keep that secret. For
Speaker 3: telling us, what's your dirty little secret.