WEBVTT - TRUMP IS LOSING ONE APPROVAL POINT EVERY FIVE DAYS - 5.1.25

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<v Speaker 1>Countdown with Keith Olderman is a production of iHeartRadio. Donald

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<v Speaker 1>Trump is the greatest president of all time at losing

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<v Speaker 1>support in the polls as fast as humanly possible. He

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<v Speaker 1>has hemorrhaged approval. He has turned his honeymoon into a divorce,

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<v Speaker 1>and he is setting up a Democratic landslide next year

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<v Speaker 1>if only the Democrats would try. And the evidence went

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<v Speaker 1>by so fast, the real report card on the first

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred days, well one hundred and two days, It

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<v Speaker 1>went by so fast almost nobody noticed. Elliot Morris, the

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<v Speaker 1>last king of five thirty eight dot com, now in

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<v Speaker 1>charge of Strength in Numbers, calculated the chase in Trump's approval,

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<v Speaker 1>the depth of his sinking underwater since day one to

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<v Speaker 1>day one hundred, and it is the worst in American

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<v Speaker 1>polling history dating back to nineteen fifty three, worse even

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<v Speaker 1>than Trump's own first term. He was a net plus

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<v Speaker 1>nine at the time of his inauguration, and he is

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<v Speaker 1>at minus ten now plus nine to minus ten in

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred days. And the minus ten is itself a

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<v Speaker 1>presidential record. The move from positive territory to gurgle, gurgle,

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<v Speaker 1>You're drowning is a record. The dispelling of the notion

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<v Speaker 1>that he might be okay. This fast is a record.

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<v Speaker 1>He is the most worst president of all time. As

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<v Speaker 1>Morris notes, only Gerald Ford is even in Trump's league,

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<v Speaker 1>and even after Ford pardon Nixon and shed half his support,

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<v Speaker 1>Ford was still a net plus and a net plus

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four at one hundred days. Carter was a net

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<v Speaker 1>plus fifty five. George W. Bush was a net plus

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<v Speaker 1>twenty seven. Trump is a net minus ten. He is drowning.

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<v Speaker 1>He is losing an average of one approval point every

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<v Speaker 1>five days. At this rate, by early August, he would

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<v Speaker 1>be at net minus thirty. I mean, this is worse

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<v Speaker 1>than the economy. That's how bad these numbers are. Trump

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<v Speaker 1>only wasted seven percent of the value of the stock

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<v Speaker 1>market in the first hundred days, and gross domestic product

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<v Speaker 1>only shrank three tenths of a point when it was

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to continue the huge growth that had under Biden.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump went from net plus ten to net minus ten

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<v Speaker 1>in one hundred days. And that's just the start. The

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<v Speaker 1>Republican internal polling may be even worse than that, if

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<v Speaker 1>that is mathematically possible. This is from punch Bowl News.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump's approval rating is underwater, and our CC chair Richard

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<v Speaker 1>Hudson told House Republicans during a private meeting on Capitol Hill,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the Republican Congressional Committee to elect Republicans to Congress.

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<v Speaker 1>Their poll, conducted April to thirteenth to eighteenth in competitive

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<v Speaker 1>House seats, has forty six percent of respondents approving of

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<v Speaker 1>Trump's performance fifty three percent disapproving. This is roughly in

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<v Speaker 1>line with public polling data. Trump is seven points underwater

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<v Speaker 1>in vulnerable House seats, many of them now held by

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<v Speaker 1>Republican congress people. Aggressive democratic campaigning focused on freedom, democracy,

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<v Speaker 1>Trump's psychosis, Trump causing prices to rise, Trump threatening SS

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<v Speaker 1>and medicare, Trump trying to kill small businesses in favor

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<v Speaker 1>of monopolies and cartels. Trump abducting Americans, Trump running a

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<v Speaker 1>child trafficking gang, Trump threatening the constitution, Trump constantly denying reality,

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<v Speaker 1>Trump threatening judges, Trump threatening you, Trump causing your costs

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<v Speaker 1>to go through the roof. That could lead to a

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<v Speaker 1>democratic landslide next year. And you can run on every

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen table issue you want and against Trump and for

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<v Speaker 1>democracy in the same sentence. Happily, the Democrats are poised

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<v Speaker 1>to take advantage of this polling opportunity to who the

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<v Speaker 1>hell am I kidding? This is a simple fix. You

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<v Speaker 1>just have to not be Chuck Schumer anymore. Chuck Schumer,

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<v Speaker 1>who is somehow in charge, did say something yesterday at

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<v Speaker 1>a Senate hearing about how Trump quote doesn't deserve to

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<v Speaker 1>be president. Schumer says he is planning to maintain his

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<v Speaker 1>current strategy in the Senate, which is do nothing but

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<v Speaker 1>try to negotiate more bipartisan appropriations bills with Republicans when

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<v Speaker 1>Republican voters are headed for the lifeboats about Trump in

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<v Speaker 1>winnable congressional districts and winnable Senate seats, Schumer says he

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<v Speaker 1>thinks he can chip away at Trump's popularity. Trump's popularity

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<v Speaker 1>the one thing they can let Trump take care of himself.

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<v Speaker 1>But back to the good news, boy, is all of

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<v Speaker 1>these poll and stuffs pissing Trump off? The poles from

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<v Speaker 1>the fake news are like the news itself fake. We're

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<v Speaker 1>doing great, better than ever before. As they noted the

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<v Speaker 1>other day, Trump's rage is fueled in part because those

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<v Speaker 1>around him have learned to lie to him to keep

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<v Speaker 1>him controllable. They are telling him the polls are fake.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see the televised Cabinet meeting yesterday, a series

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<v Speaker 1>of ever increasing lies about how wonderful and gorgeous he is.

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<v Speaker 1>And they told him this, and he raged before the

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<v Speaker 1>Fox News poll, which not only showed how far he

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<v Speaker 1>was underwater personally, but pointed out and measured how close

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<v Speaker 1>the individual sharks are to him. Border security, there he

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<v Speaker 1>is ahead. He's above water fifteen percent. Everything else not

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<v Speaker 1>so much. Underwater on immigration by a point, underwater, on

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<v Speaker 1>deportations by four points, underwater, on guns by three, underwater,

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<v Speaker 1>on foreign policy by fourteen, underwater on taxes by fifteen,

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<v Speaker 1>on the economy by sixteen, on tariffs by twenty. On

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<v Speaker 1>inflation thirty three percent approved, fifty nine percent disapprove one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred days in and Trump, who guaranteed to lower prices,

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<v Speaker 1>is twenty six points underwater on inflation. The White House

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<v Speaker 1>responds to this a disaster at every turn except border

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<v Speaker 1>security from the Ministry of Truth. Steven Miller says to

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<v Speaker 1>John Roberts on Fox News. There is our opinion that

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<v Speaker 1>Fox News needs to fire its polster.

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<v Speaker 2>War.

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<v Speaker 1>Miller on Fox News is also our opinion that I

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<v Speaker 1>have long flowing luxurious bond hair, and Fox News needs

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<v Speaker 1>to fire it's cameras. On the other hand, Trump did

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<v Speaker 1>have success in one poll, the Canadian election on inauguration Day,

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<v Speaker 1>Trump's inauguration Day, the Conservatives of Canada led the Liberals

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<v Speaker 1>in polling forty five to twenty two Monday, the Liberals won.

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<v Speaker 1>Conservative leader Pierre paulev first lost his ass then he

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<v Speaker 1>lost his seat. He's out of parliament, although he can

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<v Speaker 1>try to coerce some sap who got elected to resign

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<v Speaker 1>and hand him his seat or hand him his ass

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<v Speaker 1>The American right wing response to this, it would be

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<v Speaker 1>easier to invade Canada with the Liberals there in charge.

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<v Speaker 1>Or you can look at it this way, it would

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<v Speaker 1>be easier for Canada to invade the US with a

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<v Speaker 1>guy who hates Trump in charge. And remember, Canadians, you

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<v Speaker 1>could to borrow a phrase of somewhat recent vintage. You

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<v Speaker 1>could be greeted as liberators, and you might get help

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<v Speaker 1>from Americans, a few of us, like three hundred million

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<v Speaker 1>or more. The latest on the abduction and human trafficking scam.

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<v Speaker 1>Judge Zennis yesterday denied the ICE and Department of Justice

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<v Speaker 1>GESTAPO a long term delay in the Kilmar Abrego Garcia case,

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<v Speaker 1>but gave them de facto small delays by seeing a

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<v Speaker 1>series of deadlines in the next three weeks for sworn

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<v Speaker 1>statements and testimony. This might have had something to do

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<v Speaker 1>with Trump making the faithful and possibly fate ole mistake

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<v Speaker 1>of confessing that, yes, he could get mister Abrago Garcia

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<v Speaker 1>back from l Salvador with one lousy phone call. He

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<v Speaker 1>did this by saying one of the few non ambiguous

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<v Speaker 1>things of his presidency in that sit down interview with

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<v Speaker 1>Terry Moran of ABC quote, I could, I could unquote.

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<v Speaker 1>Marian asked him if he could use that phone on

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<v Speaker 1>the resolute desk and get Abrego Garcia back. I could,

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<v Speaker 1>I could, was the response. And I know this will

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<v Speaker 1>be a controversial interpretation of what Trump said there, but

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that when he said I could, I could,

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<v Speaker 1>that could be read as meaning he could he could.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump then added, and if he were the gentleman that

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<v Speaker 1>you say he is, I would do that. Trump then

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<v Speaker 1>lost even more people who still think he is saying

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<v Speaker 1>by insisting that the tattoos on Abrego Garcia's knuckles wrongly

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<v Speaker 1>identified as representing the gang MS thirteen actually read MS

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<v Speaker 1>one three like m is on the pinky and then

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<v Speaker 1>s and then there's a dash, then one on the forefinger,

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<v Speaker 1>and then three on the thumb. He really thinks that's

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<v Speaker 1>what it says. He really thinks that's on the man's fingers.

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<v Speaker 1>Inadvertently confessed because the ABC interview was not with George

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<v Speaker 1>Stephanoppolis or David Muhre, he was expecting more TV fillatio

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<v Speaker 1>from Terry Moran, apparently unaware that Terry Moran has been

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<v Speaker 1>savaging him online and on the air for a decade.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump he had MSN fifteen known his knuckles tattooed Moran.

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<v Speaker 1>That was photoshopped. Trump, Terry, they're giving you the big

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<v Speaker 1>break of a lifetime. I picked you, but you're not

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<v Speaker 1>being very nice. In other words, Trump just assumed the

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<v Speaker 1>ABC interviewer would join him in Lyne to the world

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<v Speaker 1>about the man he had abducted and renditioned to an

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<v Speaker 1>authoritarian country. Also the big break of a lifetime. Terry

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<v Speaker 1>Moran is sixty four years old. I know he looks youthful,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's sixty four. If he hadn't gotten his big

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<v Speaker 1>break long before, now, Trump, you did not give it

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<v Speaker 1>to him on Tuesday Night. Meanwhile, well, Trump's employee who

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<v Speaker 1>runs Al Salvador for him, completely blew the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>As Trump was finally admitting yes, he can get Abrego

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<v Speaker 1>Garcia home, in an instant, President Bucell said no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't. As The New York Times put it quote yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>the Trump administration recently sent a diplomatic note to officials

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<v Speaker 1>in L Salvador to inquire about releasing a Salvadoran immigrant

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<v Speaker 1>whom government officials have been ordered by the Supreme Court

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<v Speaker 1>to help free, according to three people with knowledge of

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<v Speaker 1>the matter, but the authoritarian government of Naid Bukela, the

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<v Speaker 1>leader of L Salvador, said no. Two of the people

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<v Speaker 1>said the Bukela administration claimed the man should stay in L.

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<v Speaker 1>Salvador because he was a Salvadoran citizen. According to one

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<v Speaker 1>of those people, that would have been exactly the statement

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<v Speaker 1>Trump needed to bolster his phony Bolgoni case here if

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<v Speaker 1>he hadn't pre contradicted it in the ABC interview by

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<v Speaker 1>saying yes, I can get him back right now here

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<v Speaker 1>for dinner. No, Moran wasn't very nice, and as usual,

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<v Speaker 1>Trump wasn't very sane on the others, As you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the leader of the Columbia protests. The student Mosenne Madawi,

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<v Speaker 1>was ordered released by a court yesterday after he had

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<v Speaker 1>been kidnapped and detained. Madawi is wrong. He's hurting the

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<v Speaker 1>Palestinian cause more than Netanyahu is. I think he's an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you want to prosecute him for something, we

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<v Speaker 1>have laws and you follow them and you go to

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<v Speaker 1>a judge. That's why we have laws and judges. Assuming

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<v Speaker 1>we still do. I have nothing new on the Honduras girls,

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<v Speaker 1>including the four year old with cancer. The hearing on

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<v Speaker 1>the girl, the two year old identified as VML and

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<v Speaker 1>the others is two weeks from tomorrow. You will recall,

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<v Speaker 1>though Tom Holman's defense was if they didn't sell Miss

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<v Speaker 1>VML with her mother when they renditioned her mother, we

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<v Speaker 1>would be complaining about his Gestapo separating families. Well, it

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<v Speaker 1>turns out they're doing that as well. ICE sent a

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<v Speaker 1>woman named Heidi Sanchez from a routine immigration check in

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<v Speaker 1>in Tampa back to Cuba without her daughter, her one

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<v Speaker 1>year old daughter, her one year old daughter who was

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<v Speaker 1>still breastfeeding. We really need to make sure Homan and

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<v Speaker 1>NOME and ICE agents and Pam Bondi are tried at

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<v Speaker 1>the International Court of Justice at the Hague. They are

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<v Speaker 1>the peacetime equivalent of war criminals. Then there are the

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<v Speaker 1>new victims. Xavier Salazar of Texas, aged nineteen, was picked

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<v Speaker 1>up shackled on a bus heading towards rendition, probably to

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<v Speaker 1>El Salvador. When the Supreme Court ordered no further abductions

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<v Speaker 1>to other countries, he too was declared MS thirteen by

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<v Speaker 1>the Trump fascists because there was a photo of him

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<v Speaker 1>in his social media standing next to another kid, and

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<v Speaker 1>the other kid had a water pistol a squirt gun.

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<v Speaker 1>The squirt gun in the other kid's hand was enough

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<v Speaker 1>for ICE to mark Salazar down as a member of

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<v Speaker 1>MS thirteen. There is not just the immorality of the

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<v Speaker 1>entire process here, there is also the amazing stupidity and

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<v Speaker 1>the slovenliness and the shoot first, asked questions later with

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<v Speaker 1>a squirt gun quality of each individual case. They are

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<v Speaker 1>trying to kill kids by proxy, using as evidence photos

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<v Speaker 1>of a different kid holding what is not a gun.

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<v Speaker 1>Turns out ICE is also lying about it. Its arrests totals.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Aaron Reichlan Melnick of the American Immigration Council.

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<v Speaker 1>He writes, Ice clarifies that the one hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 1>one thousand arrest figure put out by the White House

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<v Speaker 1>is not internal arrests, as Caroline Levitt and DHS have implied.

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<v Speaker 1>The figure likely includes all CBP encounters, including people with

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<v Speaker 1>visa issues at airports. The actual ICE arrest number is

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<v Speaker 1>sixty six thousand, five hundred high, but not historic. On

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<v Speaker 1>March thirteenth, he writes, Ice said the agency had conducted

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<v Speaker 1>thirty two, eight hundred and nine arrests in its first

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<v Speaker 1>fifty days. That would be an average of six hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and fifty six arrests per day. So now they're averaging

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<v Speaker 1>six hundred and sixty five arrests per day. If ICE

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<v Speaker 1>manages to keep up this level of arrests, it would

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<v Speaker 1>reach a level last scene in the first Obama term.

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<v Speaker 1>Six hundred and sixty five arrests a day, on average

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<v Speaker 1>would be two hundred and forty three thousand arrests for

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<v Speaker 1>the year. ICE reported three hundred and twenty two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>arrests in fiscal year twenty eleven, which is still the record.

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<v Speaker 1>In other words, all of this, all of this nightmare,

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<v Speaker 1>all of this destroying of the fabric of the American

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<v Speaker 1>consciousness and the American conscience, and they have to lie

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<v Speaker 1>to make the arrest totals look big. They're not even

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<v Speaker 1>doing their evil well up the road in the administration

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<v Speaker 1>checking in on the administration's alcoholism problem, the Secretary of

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<v Speaker 1>Whiskey has killed a Defense Department program that fostered and

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<v Speaker 1>promoted the contributions of women in the national security area.

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<v Speaker 1>The Women Peace and Security Act WPS basically a backslapping

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<v Speaker 1>thank you card kind of operation. Hegseeth's announcement quote, WPS

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<v Speaker 1>has yet another woke, divisive social justice Biden initiative that

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<v Speaker 1>overburdens our commanders and troops, distracting from our core task.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, war fighting. Department of Defense will hereby executive

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<v Speaker 1>the minimum of WPS required by statute and fight to

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<v Speaker 1>end the program for our next budget. Good riddence. WPS

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<v Speaker 1>Secretary Pete drunk Breath has one small problem here. WPS

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<v Speaker 1>was signed into law by President President Trump. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a Trump program WPS. Trump in twenty seventeen, hag Seth

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<v Speaker 1>just killed a Trump program that was too woke. Why

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<v Speaker 1>did Trump's numbers tank because he became too woke? Back

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<v Speaker 1>then in twenty seventeen, it was championed by people who

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<v Speaker 1>are in the new Trump administration, or, as we all

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<v Speaker 1>are beginning to call it now, Titanic. More bad news

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<v Speaker 1>for mister. The next round is on me an amendment

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<v Speaker 1>to a House bill from Congresswoman Sarah Jacobs of California

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<v Speaker 1>limitation on use of funds for a makeup studio for

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<v Speaker 1>the Secretary of Defense. None of the funds made available

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<v Speaker 1>by this title may be used to construct sustained outfit

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<v Speaker 1>or may a dedicated makeup studio for the Secretary of

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<v Speaker 1>Defense within the Pentagon or any other building under the

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<v Speaker 1>jurisdiction of the Department of Defense. No response to Sarah

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<v Speaker 1>Jacob's amendment from the Secretary of Mabelene the Secretary of Defense,

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<v Speaker 1>Secretary of Defense of Mabelene. Meanwhile, back in the private sector,

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff Bezos is Trump's bitch. What does capitulating to blackmail

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<v Speaker 1>get you, Jeff? What it always gets you more blackmail?

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<v Speaker 1>Timeline one punch Bowl News reported Amazon would start noting

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<v Speaker 1>how much more products on its site cost you because

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<v Speaker 1>of the tariffs. Sixty percent of Amazon sales are from

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<v Speaker 1>the smaller businesses Trump is out to kill with the tariffs. Two.

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<v Speaker 1>Within hours, Amazon publicly denied this. Three after that, lying

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<v Speaker 1>Caroline lying Levitt attacked Amazon. I just got off the

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<v Speaker 1>found with the President at death about Amazon, the announcement

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<v Speaker 1>that the host dial and political act by Amathon four.

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<v Speaker 1>An Amazon spokesman, then denied it was ever even possibly

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<v Speaker 1>remotely chance worthy going to be true. Tim Doyle, the

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<v Speaker 1>team that runs our ultra low cost Amazon Hall store,

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<v Speaker 1>considered the idea of listing import charges on certain products.

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<v Speaker 1>This was never approved and is not going to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I swear, I swear to Jesus, I swear. Turns out

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<v Speaker 1>there was one step on that timeline we didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>about initially. It was step one A of all people.

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<v Speaker 1>Fox News reported at first Jackie Heinrich, how she keeps

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<v Speaker 1>her job there? I don't know, but may the Good

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<v Speaker 1>Lord bless her and keeper Confirming reports, sources familiar tell

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<v Speaker 1>Fox that President Trump called Jeff Bezos this morning to

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<v Speaker 1>complain about plans to display tariff impact on Amazon product prices.

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<v Speaker 1>Every network in the world except the Game Show Channel

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<v Speaker 1>then confirmed the report. Then Trump confirmed he called Bezos,

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<v Speaker 1>and Bezos fielded the problem for Trump, or ren fielded

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<v Speaker 1>the problem for Trump. Quote he was terrific. He solved

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<v Speaker 1>the problem very quickly. It's a good thing Jeff Bezos

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<v Speaker 1>destroyed the Washington Post curry favor with Trump. Trump now

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<v Speaker 1>owns him, and of course this will not stop as

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<v Speaker 1>life worsens for Trump, as the net minus continues to grow,

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<v Speaker 1>he will demand more and more from Bezos, because that's

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<v Speaker 1>what blackmailers do, especially to those victims who have lost

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<v Speaker 1>the will to metaphorically live, like Jeff Bezos obviously has.

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<v Speaker 1>It is sad but true. If you do not already

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<v Speaker 1>doubt every word printed in the Washington Post, and if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't already at least look for other buying options

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<v Speaker 1>before going to Amazon start and this could boomerang badly

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<v Speaker 1>for Trump. He has ordered that truck drivers now that

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<v Speaker 1>they well, basically what President Ted Bundy told the truck

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<v Speaker 1>drivers is speak English here and fascist America. Now. Another

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<v Speaker 1>royal decree from the man who thinks he's king and

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<v Speaker 1>believes it because Pam Bondi keeps telling him it's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Truckers quote should be able to read and understand traffic signs,

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<v Speaker 1>communicate with traffic safety, border patrol, agricultural checkpoints, and cargo

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<v Speaker 1>weight limit Station office drivers need to provide feedback to

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<v Speaker 1>their employers and customers and receive related directions in English.

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<v Speaker 1>Have we noticed this as some sort of huge problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Have they been driving past the wait limit station officers?

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<v Speaker 1>Have they been parking there and just staying there for

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<v Speaker 1>days at a time because they don't speak English or

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<v Speaker 1>won't speak English? No, sir, this is not just some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of official language proclamation, which was bad enough as

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<v Speaker 1>it was, if you don't recognize the Trump scam and

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<v Speaker 1>the methodology therein by now this is a precursor to

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<v Speaker 1>imposing English only restrictions in countless other aspects of American life.

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<v Speaker 1>One can imagine that it will extend into government and

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<v Speaker 1>into politics, and especially into elections, because what could disenfranchise

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<v Speaker 1>minority voters faster than English only election data and advertisements

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<v Speaker 1>and campaigns and English only polling places. Of course, here

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<v Speaker 1>is where it rebounds against Trump. If English does become

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<v Speaker 1>mandatory in government or in politics, what are these fots

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<v Speaker 1>friends of Trump going to do for a living. Elon

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<v Speaker 1>Musk unintelligible in any language, but especially in English, especially

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<v Speaker 1>when he's wearing two Maga caps at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>like he was at the Cabinet meeting. Yesterday, the squeezing

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<v Speaker 1>tightly what's left of his calcified brain. On the other hand,

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<v Speaker 1>two caps is not enough. He really needs seventeen. Musk

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<v Speaker 1>needs at least seventeen to cover each of his personalities.

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<v Speaker 1>What about Senator Roger Marshall. What will he do if

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<v Speaker 1>English becomes mandatory? He still thinks the worst terrorist act

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<v Speaker 1>in our history is pronounced nine to one to one.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the Secretary of Insufficient Education Jaian McMahon, who

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<v Speaker 1>believes the chatbot she has is using a one? What

0:25:10.635 --> 0:25:15.875
<v Speaker 1>about herschel Walker? What about Marjorie's stupid green she doesn't

0:25:15.875 --> 0:25:21.995
<v Speaker 1>speak English? And of course what about Press Secretary Lying

0:25:22.235 --> 0:25:27.675
<v Speaker 1>Caroline Lying Levitt, who thinks the Nazi guy was named

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<v Speaker 1>Adolph Hilter, Ladolf Hilter. And of course you have to

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<v Speaker 1>speak English to serve in government. Well, if that goes

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<v Speaker 1>into effect, what the hell does Trump do? Then? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, sir. You can't come into the Oval office.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't say your name without getting something wrong. Also

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<v Speaker 1>of interest here, yes, there are new developments in Bill

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<v Speaker 1>Maher's self immolation. Thank you for asking he did something

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<v Speaker 1>else seven years ago that he just attacked Larry David

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<v Speaker 1>for doing earlier this month. That's next. This is countdown.

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<v Speaker 1>This is countdown with Keith Oberman still had on this

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<v Speaker 1>initiative countdown. I saw a payphone in New York the

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<v Speaker 1>other day, a working payphone, and memories came flooding back,

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<v Speaker 1>including the time I literally stopped pedestrian traffic in New

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<v Speaker 1>York on what must have been the first time anybody

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<v Speaker 1>in the city ever saw the thing that killed off

0:27:05.355 --> 0:27:10.715
<v Speaker 1>the payphone. Something lighter as comic relief. Next in things

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<v Speaker 1>I promised not to tell first, Believe it or not,

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<v Speaker 1>there's still more new idiots to talk about. The roundup

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<v Speaker 1>of the mis grants, morons and Dunning Krueger effects specimens

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<v Speaker 1>who constitute the latest other worse persons in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't call collect. Let me dedicate this addition to Bill

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<v Speaker 1>Maher and advise him he did not make the cut

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<v Speaker 1>this time. This is principally in order to give him

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<v Speaker 1>a few days to get his wounds attended to, mostly

0:27:39.275 --> 0:27:44.355
<v Speaker 1>the ones Larry David inflicted on him, but helped. Larry

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<v Speaker 1>called my attention to and it was my old friend

0:27:46.595 --> 0:27:49.435
<v Speaker 1>Sam Seedter of the Majority Report who found and clipped it.

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<v Speaker 1>This additional Bill maher bit of hypocrisy. You will recall

0:27:56.395 --> 0:28:00.195
<v Speaker 1>that Larry had turned Bill into confetti over going to

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<v Speaker 1>the White House for dinner with Trump and falling for

0:28:02.555 --> 0:28:06.275
<v Speaker 1>the Ted Bundy stuff all over again. His op ed

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<v Speaker 1>in The Times was called My Dinner with Adolf. Bill

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<v Speaker 1>immediately insisted that by comparing Trump to Hitler, Larry was

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<v Speaker 1>insulting six million dead Jews. I found clips from twenty

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen in which Bill compared Trump to Hitler twice on

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<v Speaker 1>his show in a span of just four shows. I also,

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<v Speaker 1>as I told you, remembered being on with Bill as

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<v Speaker 1>he repudiated his previous statements that Trump was a great guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He said Trump had fooled him. Now Trump's fooled him

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<v Speaker 1>again because he doesn't remember anything. But it was Sam

0:28:40.195 --> 0:28:45.515
<v Speaker 1>Cedar who found Bill also frying Geraldo Rivera for doing

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<v Speaker 1>the other thing that Bill Maher has done here doubling

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<v Speaker 1>down defending himself by trying to separate Trump, the power

0:28:54.515 --> 0:28:59.075
<v Speaker 1>crazed demon from Hell, from Trump, the glib dinner host

0:28:59.235 --> 0:29:03.755
<v Speaker 1>who only orders the best burgers from McDonald's. This is

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Maher with Heraldo Rivera excoriating Heraldo Rivera over Trump

0:29:10.435 --> 0:29:14.835
<v Speaker 1>from twenty eighteen, and I have stolen this clip from

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<v Speaker 1>the Majority Report. You know, Trump is my friend. I've

0:29:18.995 --> 0:29:21.995
<v Speaker 1>known Trump for forty years. I don't have any I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have He didn't Trump, he didn't go to Trump.

0:29:25.155 --> 0:29:28.035
<v Speaker 1>He tru remain my friend when I felt he had

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<v Speaker 1>a certain moral lack.

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<v Speaker 3>Well in my in my family, my wife agrees with you.

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<v Speaker 3>She doesn't like his policies on so many things that

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<v Speaker 3>I already listed. So she just can't stand the guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm different. I can separate the man who has always

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<v Speaker 3>been gracious to me, always been.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice to my family.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you were on Celebrity Printice together together every

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<v Speaker 3>day for six weeks. I've done him really through every

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<v Speaker 3>shit he's running the world.

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<v Speaker 1>But now what does that matter that he was nice

0:29:53.675 --> 0:29:56.635
<v Speaker 1>to you with Thanksgiving? Hold, I'm not trying to be

0:29:56.675 --> 0:30:00.595
<v Speaker 1>as not trying to be an asshole to you. You're

0:30:00.635 --> 0:30:03.115
<v Speaker 1>a smart guy. This befuddles me, but it looked up

0:30:03.155 --> 0:30:06.715
<v Speaker 1>to you. Bill. I have a suggestion for you after that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a one word suggestion for you. Are you ready

0:30:09.155 --> 0:30:16.835
<v Speaker 1>for it? My suggestion is hiatus Hello Anyway. The winner

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<v Speaker 1>is in the Worst Persons in the World segment. The

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<v Speaker 1>bronze worse Minnesota Congressman Tom Emmer, who in the House

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<v Speaker 1>represents Trump and does not represent anybody from Minnesota, even

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<v Speaker 1>though he was elected by Minnesota's sixth district. He is

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<v Speaker 1>the majority whip, meaning he doesn't mind when Trump whips him,

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<v Speaker 1>which he does if Mike Johnson is unavailable. Emmer is

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<v Speaker 1>a fully compromised Trump whore, and the degree to which

0:30:43.795 --> 0:30:47.035
<v Speaker 1>that is true has been underscored again as Emmer files

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<v Speaker 1>an ethics complaint in the House against another member of

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<v Speaker 1>the Minnesota delegation, the Democrat Angie Craig of the Minnesota

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<v Speaker 1>second District. Her crime, according to Emmer, quote misuse of

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<v Speaker 1>public resources that erodes the trust Americans place in their

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<v Speaker 1>elected officials and undermines the integrity of our institutions. So

0:31:12.235 --> 0:31:17.875
<v Speaker 1>resources taxpayer money? What did she do? Did she imbezzle it? Oh? Nos?

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<v Speaker 1>What did Angie Craig do? Did she spend taxpayer money

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<v Speaker 1>on a makeup studio? Did she dig up the Capitol

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<v Speaker 1>Hill lawn to put down cement and to install one

0:31:29.315 --> 0:31:34.155
<v Speaker 1>hundred foot flagpoles? Did she buy Ben Carson's old thirty

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<v Speaker 1>one thousand dollars office desk for her own office? No, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>since Tom Emmer wouldn't she held a town hall in

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota in Tom Ehmer's district. Tom Emmer had had a

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<v Speaker 1>virtual town hall in March, during which he insisted that

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<v Speaker 1>when prices skyrocketed because of Trump's tariffs, that would make

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<v Speaker 1>Trump more popular, and everything was great out there in Minnesota,

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<v Speaker 1>even though he wasn't there and wouldn't go there, and

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't dare go there, and wouldn't talk to anybody in

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<v Speaker 1>public in Minnesota, and if it's possible to get booed

0:32:10.475 --> 0:32:13.635
<v Speaker 1>off the internet, he got booed off the internet during

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<v Speaker 1>this zoom call. He has not set foot in public

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<v Speaker 1>in the Minnesota sixth since. So Angie Craig, being a

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<v Speaker 1>servant of all the people of Minnesota, held a town

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<v Speaker 1>hall in the Minnesota sixth for which Emmer wants her

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<v Speaker 1>reprimanded by the House Ethics Committee. How dare you talk

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<v Speaker 1>to the citizens? One might think Tom Emmer would be

0:32:37.955 --> 0:32:41.515
<v Speaker 1>momentarily smart about this and not call further attention to

0:32:41.555 --> 0:32:43.875
<v Speaker 1>the fact that he's too much of a coward to

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<v Speaker 1>hold a town hall anywhere in Minnesota, or calling more

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<v Speaker 1>attention to the other inconvenient truth here, which is that

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<v Speaker 1>Angie Craig's second district adjoins Tom Emmer's sixth district. There's

0:32:58.395 --> 0:33:01.155
<v Speaker 1>a street somewhere that starts out in the second and

0:33:01.275 --> 0:33:04.355
<v Speaker 1>ends in the sixth. If Emmer isn't going to listen

0:33:04.355 --> 0:33:08.875
<v Speaker 1>to vote, is there Angie Craig? Damn well? Should she

0:33:09.115 --> 0:33:12.195
<v Speaker 1>should get a menu, a medal or a menu. She

0:33:12.235 --> 0:33:17.035
<v Speaker 1>should get a menu full of medals for doing Tom

0:33:17.075 --> 0:33:22.515
<v Speaker 1>Emmer's job for him.

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<v Speaker 2>Man Man ethics complaint for her because she was she

0:33:25.915 --> 0:33:29.475
<v Speaker 2>was talking to constituents when I I'm too much of

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<v Speaker 2>a we need to do it myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Hit me again, mister Trump. The runner up worser Ed

0:33:34.955 --> 0:33:39.475
<v Speaker 1>Martin also whipped by Trump. Ed Martin lyar, he is

0:33:39.555 --> 0:33:42.075
<v Speaker 1>the whack job Trump nominee for US to attorney for

0:33:42.355 --> 0:33:46.435
<v Speaker 1>DC and he just got nailed. As Ed Martin await

0:33:46.555 --> 0:33:49.955
<v Speaker 1>Senate confirmation. Somebody pointed out he had praised the Holocaust

0:33:50.035 --> 0:33:55.795
<v Speaker 1>denier and Hitler dresser upper, Timothy Hale q Sinelli. Martin immediately,

0:33:56.755 --> 0:33:59.075
<v Speaker 1>now I think this is called lied. He said he

0:33:59.155 --> 0:34:02.515
<v Speaker 1>knew nothing about Hale q Sinelli's psycho views. Quote. I

0:34:02.555 --> 0:34:05.395
<v Speaker 1>denounce everything about what that guy said, everything about the

0:34:05.395 --> 0:34:08.755
<v Speaker 1>way he talked and all as I've now seen it,

0:34:09.515 --> 0:34:13.795
<v Speaker 1>at the time I didn't know it. Uh oh, here

0:34:14.075 --> 0:34:19.275
<v Speaker 1>come the podcasts. Ed Martin not only hosted Timothy hale

0:34:19.355 --> 0:34:24.275
<v Speaker 1>Qsinelli on his podcast on Ed Martin's podcast five times

0:34:25.475 --> 0:34:31.795
<v Speaker 1>last year, just last year, but CNN also found that

0:34:31.835 --> 0:34:35.355
<v Speaker 1>Martin defended the photos hale Qsinelli took of himself pretending

0:34:35.395 --> 0:34:39.355
<v Speaker 1>to be Hitler. He branded criticism of hale Qsinelli as

0:34:39.675 --> 0:34:43.755
<v Speaker 1>character assassination, called him a great guy, and when that

0:34:43.995 --> 0:34:50.635
<v Speaker 1>wasn't enough, he called hale Qsinelli an amazing guy. Well,

0:34:51.275 --> 0:34:54.115
<v Speaker 1>the last part about an amazing guy, that's that's true.

0:34:54.115 --> 0:34:57.875
<v Speaker 1>He's he's pretty amazing. Clearly, Ed Martin has to be

0:34:57.915 --> 0:35:03.755
<v Speaker 1>withdrawn as DCUs attorney nominee and instead nominated to be

0:35:04.915 --> 0:35:11.435
<v Speaker 1>Press secretary. But the winner worst el Trumpo himself President

0:35:11.555 --> 0:35:18.915
<v Speaker 1>Scrooge McDuck Ted Bundy himself. This time. The demand from

0:35:18.955 --> 0:35:23.995
<v Speaker 1>Trump's education Gestapo is for the University of Pennsylvania to

0:35:24.235 --> 0:35:27.195
<v Speaker 1>lose one hundred and seventy five million dollars in federal

0:35:27.235 --> 0:35:31.395
<v Speaker 1>funding unless it restores quote to all female athletes, all

0:35:31.475 --> 0:35:36.475
<v Speaker 1>individual athletic records, titles, honors, awards, or similar recognition for

0:35:36.595 --> 0:35:43.875
<v Speaker 1>Division I swimming competitions misappropriated by male athletes unquote, and

0:35:45.275 --> 0:35:47.755
<v Speaker 1>Penn must write a letter of apology to every female

0:35:47.795 --> 0:35:51.355
<v Speaker 1>athlete involved within ten days or quote risk a referral

0:35:51.395 --> 0:35:57.195
<v Speaker 1>to the US Department of Justice for enforcement proceedings. We

0:35:57.275 --> 0:35:59.155
<v Speaker 1>need the ten days so we could explain it to

0:35:59.195 --> 0:36:03.275
<v Speaker 1>Pam Bondy, who's what we used to call slow. No,

0:36:03.355 --> 0:36:05.515
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding about any of this except the Pam

0:36:05.555 --> 0:36:07.915
<v Speaker 1>Bondi part. I mean explaining it to her. I don't

0:36:07.915 --> 0:36:10.515
<v Speaker 1>know if she's slow or not. This is about Leah Thomas,

0:36:10.915 --> 0:36:18.075
<v Speaker 1>the Penn swimmer whose success destroyed America's favorite failure, Riley Gains,

0:36:19.635 --> 0:36:23.355
<v Speaker 1>and caused her to finish tied for fifth rather than

0:36:23.595 --> 0:36:28.355
<v Speaker 1>just fifth or maybe tied for fourth, tied for fifth

0:36:29.075 --> 0:36:33.115
<v Speaker 1>in the only race she competed against that Thomas was in.

0:36:34.995 --> 0:36:38.195
<v Speaker 1>Of course, Thomas also caused poor Riley Gains to finish

0:36:38.235 --> 0:36:44.035
<v Speaker 1>eighty fifth in the Olympic qualifying events. Because, once again,

0:36:44.075 --> 0:36:47.395
<v Speaker 1>as I've mentioned before, any female athlete who failed, it's

0:36:47.435 --> 0:36:51.395
<v Speaker 1>because of transgender surgery from some x guy. It's not

0:36:51.595 --> 0:36:54.715
<v Speaker 1>because the female athlete wasn't any damn good at her sport.

0:36:55.755 --> 0:36:59.075
<v Speaker 1>It couldn't possibly be because they like you and I

0:36:59.235 --> 0:37:02.435
<v Speaker 1>and every American from you and I to Babe Ruth

0:37:02.675 --> 0:37:05.435
<v Speaker 1>had to face the day when we realized we weren't

0:37:05.435 --> 0:37:10.195
<v Speaker 1>good enough or good enough anymore at sports. The day

0:37:10.275 --> 0:37:13.275
<v Speaker 1>we realized, if you are a first baseman who hits

0:37:13.355 --> 0:37:16.835
<v Speaker 1>one thirty eight for NIMA New York Military Academy, like

0:37:16.915 --> 0:37:20.915
<v Speaker 1>Trump did, you're gonna have to try something else. And

0:37:20.995 --> 0:37:24.115
<v Speaker 1>I wish to god he hit seven thirty eight and

0:37:24.195 --> 0:37:26.795
<v Speaker 1>had been signed by the San Francisco Giants and was

0:37:26.835 --> 0:37:30.435
<v Speaker 1>still playing Major League Baseball today at age two hundred

0:37:30.475 --> 0:37:33.515
<v Speaker 1>and six or whatever he is. I wish I'd done

0:37:33.555 --> 0:37:38.755
<v Speaker 1>his highlights every day on Sports Center, anything other than this. No,

0:37:39.515 --> 0:37:45.355
<v Speaker 1>it's not that moment when you realize I can't swim.

0:37:45.435 --> 0:37:49.995
<v Speaker 1>It's not that, it's not that, for all intents and purposes,

0:37:50.195 --> 0:37:54.795
<v Speaker 1>Riley Gains can't swim. It's transgender surgery. It's their fault.

0:37:54.955 --> 0:37:58.435
<v Speaker 1>It can't be my fault. I'm Riley Gaines. I'm the

0:37:58.475 --> 0:38:03.755
<v Speaker 1>eighty fifth best swimmer. Because we all remember what happened

0:38:03.755 --> 0:38:07.155
<v Speaker 1>when my friend Renee Richards played in the US Tennis Open.

0:38:07.195 --> 0:38:10.875
<v Speaker 1>Starting in nineteen seventy seven, after being born Richard Raskin

0:38:11.515 --> 0:38:15.795
<v Speaker 1>you will remember that Renee won thirty consecutive US Open

0:38:15.875 --> 0:38:19.515
<v Speaker 1>titles and thirty consecutive Wimbledon's and twenty nine out of

0:38:19.555 --> 0:38:22.035
<v Speaker 1>thirty French Opens. The only time she didn't win was

0:38:22.115 --> 0:38:24.235
<v Speaker 1>once she had to do eye surgery on that guy

0:38:24.475 --> 0:38:26.275
<v Speaker 1>and she had to drop out. It was an emergency.

0:38:26.395 --> 0:38:31.275
<v Speaker 1>And you remember how Renee destroyed women's tennis, and you

0:38:31.355 --> 0:38:33.755
<v Speaker 1>never heard of Martine and Nevertelova or Chris Evert or

0:38:33.795 --> 0:38:38.435
<v Speaker 1>Tracy Austin or right, that didn't happen. None of that happened,

0:38:38.475 --> 0:38:40.675
<v Speaker 1>because the best Renee Richards ever did at the US

0:38:40.715 --> 0:38:43.755
<v Speaker 1>Open was losing the doubles final in nineteen seventy seven.

0:38:43.795 --> 0:38:48.995
<v Speaker 1>Because yes, transgender athletes might have some slight biological advantages, like,

0:38:49.115 --> 0:38:52.715
<v Speaker 1>as Renee points out, longer bones. And guess what you

0:38:52.715 --> 0:38:57.115
<v Speaker 1>could simply allow for that by giving the transgender athlete

0:38:57.115 --> 0:39:00.875
<v Speaker 1>a slight disadvantage what they call in horse racing a handicap.

0:39:01.835 --> 0:39:05.115
<v Speaker 1>When it's match play against CIS females, I could give

0:39:05.155 --> 0:39:08.475
<v Speaker 1>the opponent a win in one tennis game before the

0:39:08.515 --> 0:39:10.835
<v Speaker 1>match even starts, or you give them half a second

0:39:10.875 --> 0:39:12.795
<v Speaker 1>in the pool before they get in the pool. And

0:39:12.835 --> 0:39:16.995
<v Speaker 1>thus this could all be resolved by next Monday. But

0:39:17.075 --> 0:39:20.435
<v Speaker 1>this isn't about sports or athletes or Riley Gaines. It's

0:39:20.435 --> 0:39:24.955
<v Speaker 1>about demonizing transgender athletes and transgender people. And what Pen

0:39:25.035 --> 0:39:29.275
<v Speaker 1>should do is respond to this bullshit by saying Trump

0:39:29.275 --> 0:39:31.995
<v Speaker 1>obtained his degree from their Wharton School of Business by

0:39:32.115 --> 0:39:35.195
<v Speaker 1>fraud and suing Trump for it for one hundred and

0:39:35.235 --> 0:39:38.195
<v Speaker 1>seventy five million dollars. And we'll see then how fast

0:39:38.195 --> 0:39:43.675
<v Speaker 1>he falls on his bullshit. Donald, I didn't obtain my

0:39:43.755 --> 0:39:46.795
<v Speaker 1>degree from Wharton at Penn by fraud. There was nothing

0:39:46.835 --> 0:39:55.195
<v Speaker 1>fraudulent about that money. Trump two days worse person in

0:39:55.555 --> 0:40:12.675
<v Speaker 1>the world, to the number one story on the Countdown,

0:40:12.715 --> 0:40:15.435
<v Speaker 1>and things I promised not to tell, which is now

0:40:16.355 --> 0:40:20.955
<v Speaker 1>our humorous relief from the day to day series of

0:40:21.075 --> 0:40:25.115
<v Speaker 1>nightmares from which we cannot wake. I saw something I

0:40:25.155 --> 0:40:28.035
<v Speaker 1>had literally not seen in years in New York the

0:40:28.075 --> 0:40:32.875
<v Speaker 1>other day, and it brought back a flood of extraordinary

0:40:32.915 --> 0:40:37.035
<v Speaker 1>memories that once weren't extraordinary at all. The thing I

0:40:37.155 --> 0:40:42.595
<v Speaker 1>saw was a telephone attached to some sort of piece

0:40:42.635 --> 0:40:46.795
<v Speaker 1>of metal, itself attached to some sort of pole like

0:40:47.315 --> 0:40:50.955
<v Speaker 1>support coming out of the ground. There was a little

0:40:51.075 --> 0:40:53.715
<v Speaker 1>hole at the top of this above the what was

0:40:53.755 --> 0:40:59.435
<v Speaker 1>it called receiver? That's right above the thing you the handset,

0:40:59.595 --> 0:41:02.395
<v Speaker 1>the thing you you put next to your ear and

0:41:02.475 --> 0:41:05.035
<v Speaker 1>talked into and listened to. There was a thing of it,

0:41:05.115 --> 0:41:08.675
<v Speaker 1>a hole in which you were supposed to put I

0:41:08.675 --> 0:41:14.555
<v Speaker 1>don't know, taffy. Oh, no, coins, that's what it was. Okay,

0:41:14.555 --> 0:41:19.555
<v Speaker 1>I'll stop. The number of memories that came flooding back

0:41:19.595 --> 0:41:25.035
<v Speaker 1>to me about this payphone started with an episode this

0:41:25.195 --> 0:41:32.395
<v Speaker 1>time of year, late spring, early summer, nineteen eighty eight,

0:41:32.675 --> 0:41:36.195
<v Speaker 1>eighty nine, ninety, maybe as late as nineteen ninety one,

0:41:36.755 --> 0:41:41.435
<v Speaker 1>when I emerged from Grand Central Station on an late spring,

0:41:41.515 --> 0:41:46.715
<v Speaker 1>early summer day visiting from Los Angeles, on my way

0:41:46.875 --> 0:41:51.315
<v Speaker 1>to see my folks, walked out of Grand Central Station

0:41:51.475 --> 0:41:56.675
<v Speaker 1>at midday, around noon onto forty second Street, and for

0:41:56.755 --> 0:41:59.995
<v Speaker 1>only the second time in my life, I saw the

0:42:00.035 --> 0:42:05.715
<v Speaker 1>pedestrian traffic of forty second Street stop and stare, and

0:42:05.795 --> 0:42:11.915
<v Speaker 1>they were staring at me because something inside the bag

0:42:12.075 --> 0:42:14.875
<v Speaker 1>I was carrying had made a noise and I had

0:42:14.915 --> 0:42:20.915
<v Speaker 1>reached in and picked it out and started talking, and

0:42:21.115 --> 0:42:26.795
<v Speaker 1>literally everybody stopped. I think you can guess what it was.

0:42:27.755 --> 0:42:30.475
<v Speaker 1>I think you need to hear the background first to

0:42:30.675 --> 0:42:37.955
<v Speaker 1>understand why it had that impact on people. The payphone

0:42:38.835 --> 0:42:41.955
<v Speaker 1>had been part of my life for as long as

0:42:41.955 --> 0:42:45.435
<v Speaker 1>I could remember. I used to call home from school

0:42:47.035 --> 0:42:49.835
<v Speaker 1>on a payphone at Hackley School in Tarrytown, New York,

0:42:50.235 --> 0:42:54.275
<v Speaker 1>to see and ask my mother if the mail had

0:42:54.315 --> 0:42:56.835
<v Speaker 1>come yet and the baseball cards I had ordered the

0:42:56.915 --> 0:42:59.995
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ten baseball cards were in the mail, so I

0:42:59.995 --> 0:43:02.475
<v Speaker 1>had something to look forward to when I got home,

0:43:02.595 --> 0:43:05.275
<v Speaker 1>something to get me through the rest of the day.

0:43:05.515 --> 0:43:10.795
<v Speaker 1>In school, as a reporter, I was part of near fistfights,

0:43:10.795 --> 0:43:14.155
<v Speaker 1>and actually once saw a fistfight between a news reporter

0:43:14.235 --> 0:43:17.395
<v Speaker 1>from the Westinghouse All News radio station in New York

0:43:17.715 --> 0:43:20.875
<v Speaker 1>wi INS and the CBS All News Radio station in

0:43:20.915 --> 0:43:24.475
<v Speaker 1>New York WCBS. I actually saw them come to shoving

0:43:24.715 --> 0:43:28.315
<v Speaker 1>and throwing punches. Happily they were radio people. They missed

0:43:29.475 --> 0:43:32.355
<v Speaker 1>over a payphone at a news story that I was

0:43:32.395 --> 0:43:36.395
<v Speaker 1>also covering. They had to get live on the air,

0:43:36.395 --> 0:43:39.275
<v Speaker 1>and that's how you did it. In nineteen seventy nine,

0:43:39.395 --> 0:43:44.315
<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty, hell, in nineteen ninety, the number of times

0:43:45.395 --> 0:43:48.915
<v Speaker 1>the biggest task of the day from a story I

0:43:49.035 --> 0:43:52.035
<v Speaker 1>was covering in New York, primarily in radio, but even

0:43:52.115 --> 0:43:58.075
<v Speaker 1>later in television was the sprint first off, finding where

0:43:58.075 --> 0:44:02.195
<v Speaker 1>the payphones were outside the luncheon where the thing was

0:44:02.195 --> 0:44:05.835
<v Speaker 1>being announced, or outside the breaking news or on the street,

0:44:05.915 --> 0:44:08.275
<v Speaker 1>where was the nearest payphone, and then where was the

0:44:08.315 --> 0:44:11.635
<v Speaker 1>nearest payphone after that, in case there were six reporters

0:44:11.675 --> 0:44:15.955
<v Speaker 1>lined up for that payphone, and the sprint to it afterwards,

0:44:16.115 --> 0:44:18.715
<v Speaker 1>And could you leave the press conference before it was

0:44:18.755 --> 0:44:21.995
<v Speaker 1>officially over so you could get to the phone first.

0:44:22.195 --> 0:44:25.555
<v Speaker 1>That's the way it was. It wasn't just a convenience

0:44:25.595 --> 0:44:27.915
<v Speaker 1>of calling in as I did on my way to

0:44:27.955 --> 0:44:31.635
<v Speaker 1>the radio network every Saturday, and asking my fellow employees

0:44:31.675 --> 0:44:34.435
<v Speaker 1>at the RKAO Radio network in nineteen eighty one if

0:44:34.435 --> 0:44:37.635
<v Speaker 1>they wanted something, because I was stopping at Arby's and

0:44:37.675 --> 0:44:39.475
<v Speaker 1>I would bring in no drinks, but I'd bring in

0:44:39.515 --> 0:44:42.075
<v Speaker 1>all the burgers I could carry or whatever. This time

0:44:42.115 --> 0:44:45.035
<v Speaker 1>it was McDonald's one week and Burger came the next.

0:44:45.075 --> 0:44:47.675
<v Speaker 1>And the reason I did this was because there were

0:44:47.675 --> 0:44:51.075
<v Speaker 1>no restaurants open in Times Square on the weekend, so

0:44:51.115 --> 0:44:53.875
<v Speaker 1>they couldn't go anywhere nearer than a twenty minute walk

0:44:53.915 --> 0:44:58.715
<v Speaker 1>to get food. No restaurants open in Times Square, we

0:44:58.795 --> 0:45:01.955
<v Speaker 1>barely had electric light. In nineteen eighty one, everything was

0:45:01.995 --> 0:45:05.955
<v Speaker 1>in black and light. They hadn't invented color yet. Okay,

0:45:07.635 --> 0:45:09.715
<v Speaker 1>it had been with me a long time, and it

0:45:09.795 --> 0:45:13.435
<v Speaker 1>emerged later on in one of the great series of

0:45:13.595 --> 0:45:16.275
<v Speaker 1>practical jokes, one of which I was a victim of

0:45:17.795 --> 0:45:20.915
<v Speaker 1>in nineteen eighty one, and I know nineteen eighty two,

0:45:20.995 --> 0:45:23.595
<v Speaker 1>at the football strike, I was covering it for CNN,

0:45:24.115 --> 0:45:27.035
<v Speaker 1>and I walked in once and sat down because I

0:45:27.075 --> 0:45:29.075
<v Speaker 1>wasn't going to have a camera crew for quite a while,

0:45:30.075 --> 0:45:32.555
<v Speaker 1>and found Ed Garvey, the head of the union, sitting

0:45:32.635 --> 0:45:36.155
<v Speaker 1>outside the press conference that was being conducted by Jack Donolin,

0:45:36.715 --> 0:45:41.155
<v Speaker 1>the Boston born guy who talked like that, the negotiator

0:45:41.315 --> 0:45:44.515
<v Speaker 1>for the National Football League, was holding a news conference,

0:45:44.515 --> 0:45:47.315
<v Speaker 1>and I sat outside with Ed because I already knew

0:45:47.315 --> 0:45:48.715
<v Speaker 1>what he was saying, and you could hear him through

0:45:48.755 --> 0:45:51.755
<v Speaker 1>the walls anyway. He had one of those voices, one

0:45:51.795 --> 0:45:57.835
<v Speaker 1>of those South station PA voices. Let's go baggin. So

0:45:58.235 --> 0:46:00.995
<v Speaker 1>Ed and I are talking, and out of nowhere, a

0:46:01.155 --> 0:46:04.675
<v Speaker 1>small woman with glasses appears, and so this, excuse me,

0:46:05.035 --> 0:46:07.835
<v Speaker 1>excuse me. My name is Jane Miller. I'm with CBS News.

0:46:08.035 --> 0:46:10.275
<v Speaker 1>Does either of you know where Ed Garvey, the head

0:46:10.275 --> 0:46:12.195
<v Speaker 1>of the Football Players Union is. I was told he

0:46:12.275 --> 0:46:16.155
<v Speaker 1>was going to be here. I was sitting with Ed Garvey.

0:46:16.635 --> 0:46:20.235
<v Speaker 1>We shot each other looks from behind our glasses and

0:46:20.275 --> 0:46:22.875
<v Speaker 1>I said, I haven't seen him, and Garvey went, I

0:46:22.915 --> 0:46:25.075
<v Speaker 1>don't know where that son of a bitch is. We

0:46:25.115 --> 0:46:27.675
<v Speaker 1>went on with Jane for quite a while and led

0:46:27.675 --> 0:46:30.115
<v Speaker 1>her quite a merry dance about how Garvey had left

0:46:30.115 --> 0:46:32.675
<v Speaker 1>for Washington. Oh, no, I just came from Washington. I'll

0:46:32.715 --> 0:46:34.795
<v Speaker 1>get fired if I don't get an interview with him.

0:46:34.955 --> 0:46:39.515
<v Speaker 1>And Garvey and I took turns calling Ed, calling Garvey

0:46:40.435 --> 0:46:43.555
<v Speaker 1>a liar, a manipulator, a thief, a crook, and a

0:46:43.675 --> 0:46:46.595
<v Speaker 1>drunk Ed added that part he's a drunk too, Did

0:46:46.595 --> 0:46:50.315
<v Speaker 1>you know that? Finally, something, and I don't remember what

0:46:50.355 --> 0:46:53.675
<v Speaker 1>it was, caused me to burst into laughter, and Ed said,

0:46:53.835 --> 0:46:57.235
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. I'm Ed Garvey. How can

0:46:57.275 --> 0:47:00.995
<v Speaker 1>I help you. I'll give you an exclusive interview. So

0:47:01.075 --> 0:47:03.675
<v Speaker 1>it worked out well for Jane, and she forgave Ed

0:47:03.715 --> 0:47:08.915
<v Speaker 1>Garvey immediately. She did, not, however, forgive me. Several weeks later,

0:47:09.555 --> 0:47:12.035
<v Speaker 1>the talks in the Football Strike of nineteen eighty two

0:47:12.035 --> 0:47:17.155
<v Speaker 1>had moved to Hunt Valley, Maryland, Cockeysville if you wanted

0:47:17.155 --> 0:47:20.355
<v Speaker 1>to go by what it said on the map, fitting

0:47:20.555 --> 0:47:24.075
<v Speaker 1>a location for the football talks that went on and

0:47:24.115 --> 0:47:29.115
<v Speaker 1>on and on and on and on. Cockeysville, Maryland, the

0:47:29.195 --> 0:47:34.755
<v Speaker 1>Hunt Valley at Cockeysville. The number of potential mispronunciations and

0:47:34.835 --> 0:47:39.355
<v Speaker 1>slips on the air that I avoided using Cockeysville and

0:47:39.515 --> 0:47:44.315
<v Speaker 1>Hunt Valley, I lost count after the first two thousand.

0:47:45.875 --> 0:47:48.315
<v Speaker 1>I was on the phone with CNN doing an update

0:47:48.355 --> 0:47:51.355
<v Speaker 1>for the eleven o'clock News, the eleven o'clock sports cast

0:47:51.355 --> 0:47:54.475
<v Speaker 1>we used to do because I didn't have a camera crew,

0:47:54.955 --> 0:47:58.915
<v Speaker 1>a running theme of my days at CNN. Again, we

0:47:58.915 --> 0:48:00.955
<v Speaker 1>were out in the wilds of Maryland. It would be

0:48:00.995 --> 0:48:02.475
<v Speaker 1>a waste of a camera crew. To give me a

0:48:02.475 --> 0:48:05.115
<v Speaker 1>camera crew all the time. They would just stop when

0:48:05.195 --> 0:48:07.235
<v Speaker 1>they were within an hour of the place, and I

0:48:07.235 --> 0:48:09.595
<v Speaker 1>would do a stand up and hoped that my stand

0:48:09.675 --> 0:48:12.835
<v Speaker 1>up report would somehow hold until it appeared at eleven o'clock.

0:48:12.835 --> 0:48:15.595
<v Speaker 1>But that night something happened. We couldn't use the stand

0:48:15.675 --> 0:48:19.035
<v Speaker 1>up I had recorded eight hours previously, and so instead

0:48:19.795 --> 0:48:22.835
<v Speaker 1>I was on the phone on a payphone, and I'm

0:48:22.875 --> 0:48:25.515
<v Speaker 1>talking to Fred Hickman and Nick Charles, and I see

0:48:25.955 --> 0:48:30.955
<v Speaker 1>Jane Miller of CBS News still burning, seething with resentment

0:48:31.395 --> 0:48:34.315
<v Speaker 1>because of the joke I played on her. And I

0:48:34.475 --> 0:48:39.195
<v Speaker 1>was only half of that. Garvey was talking about himself

0:48:39.195 --> 0:48:42.115
<v Speaker 1>in the third person, pretending not to be him. I

0:48:42.235 --> 0:48:44.275
<v Speaker 1>was just going along with it. I may have started it.

0:48:46.195 --> 0:48:51.275
<v Speaker 1>Jane simply smiled at me realized from the monitor behind

0:48:51.315 --> 0:48:53.955
<v Speaker 1>the bar where we were all based at the Hunt

0:48:54.035 --> 0:48:57.315
<v Speaker 1>Valley Inn in Cockeysville, Maryland. She realized that I was

0:48:57.355 --> 0:49:00.915
<v Speaker 1>on the air live on that telephone, on that payphone,

0:49:01.035 --> 0:49:03.395
<v Speaker 1>because the monitor had a picture of me and it

0:49:03.475 --> 0:49:07.435
<v Speaker 1>said live on the phone from Cockeysville, Maryland at the

0:49:07.435 --> 0:49:13.995
<v Speaker 1>Football Talks CNN Sports Keith Olberman. So Jane very sweetly

0:49:14.075 --> 0:49:17.075
<v Speaker 1>smiled at me and reached over, and I didn't know

0:49:17.115 --> 0:49:20.115
<v Speaker 1>what she was going to do. She pressed the button

0:49:20.195 --> 0:49:24.235
<v Speaker 1>on top of the phone, and I was disconnected, right

0:49:24.235 --> 0:49:29.555
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of my live report on CNN. Payphones

0:49:30.875 --> 0:49:33.275
<v Speaker 1>may have been important to you at some point. If

0:49:33.275 --> 0:49:37.275
<v Speaker 1>you are old enough and understand now, you really need

0:49:37.315 --> 0:49:43.955
<v Speaker 1>to be at least forty five to have used a

0:49:43.995 --> 0:49:50.195
<v Speaker 1>payphone on a regular basis. Well, maybe maybe less than that,

0:49:50.235 --> 0:49:52.875
<v Speaker 1>but I think forty five is probably a good number,

0:49:53.355 --> 0:49:55.395
<v Speaker 1>and to have used it as an adult. To use

0:49:55.395 --> 0:49:59.355
<v Speaker 1>a payphone as an adult, I don't know the last

0:49:59.355 --> 0:50:03.035
<v Speaker 1>time I used one, maybe sometime around nineteen eighty seven

0:50:03.155 --> 0:50:07.235
<v Speaker 1>or eighty eight. There's one other professional concern though, my

0:50:07.315 --> 0:50:10.475
<v Speaker 1>point being that it's not just your use as a

0:50:10.515 --> 0:50:14.995
<v Speaker 1>person to call in an emergency or just call because

0:50:15.195 --> 0:50:17.235
<v Speaker 1>you're not home and you don't have a phone with you.

0:50:17.275 --> 0:50:18.955
<v Speaker 1>I mean, who's going to have a phone with them?

0:50:19.475 --> 0:50:25.315
<v Speaker 1>A hell of a long cord professionally. It also is

0:50:25.355 --> 0:50:27.395
<v Speaker 1>involved in one of the great blooper tapes of all

0:50:27.435 --> 0:50:31.715
<v Speaker 1>time when Pat summer All, the famous broadcaster, football announcer

0:50:31.795 --> 0:50:34.715
<v Speaker 1>and father of the chief of staff at the White

0:50:34.715 --> 0:50:40.075
<v Speaker 1>House that won't cost him any time in hell, Pat

0:50:40.155 --> 0:50:43.275
<v Speaker 1>summer All is on the phone live from Madison Square

0:50:43.315 --> 0:50:46.275
<v Speaker 1>Garden reporting on a basketball tournament in his role as

0:50:46.315 --> 0:50:50.835
<v Speaker 1>the first sports director of the Affirmation, aforementioned CBS all

0:50:50.915 --> 0:50:54.195
<v Speaker 1>news station in New York WCBS. Pat is on the

0:50:54.235 --> 0:50:57.195
<v Speaker 1>phone talking about the double header at Madison Square Garden,

0:50:57.195 --> 0:50:59.395
<v Speaker 1>which they used to have all the time, college basketball

0:50:59.435 --> 0:51:01.715
<v Speaker 1>being a big thing in those days in New York.

0:51:02.235 --> 0:51:04.595
<v Speaker 1>Pat Smarl is talking and suddenly you hear a hit

0:51:05.155 --> 0:51:08.755
<v Speaker 1>and a pre recorded voice of the universal operator, the

0:51:08.795 --> 0:51:12.635
<v Speaker 1>sweet voice of the woman going, pardon me for interrupting,

0:51:13.355 --> 0:51:18.635
<v Speaker 1>Please deposit ten cents for an additional two minutes, and

0:51:18.675 --> 0:51:21.915
<v Speaker 1>then the thing would go off. The recording stopped. The

0:51:21.955 --> 0:51:25.875
<v Speaker 1>anchorman burst into laughter. Pat Sumrall burst into laughter, and

0:51:25.955 --> 0:51:28.595
<v Speaker 1>he said, anyway, Columbia won the first game, and I'll

0:51:28.595 --> 0:51:32.035
<v Speaker 1>get back to your Harvey, and I'll say I'll get

0:51:32.035 --> 0:51:33.115
<v Speaker 1>back to you as soon as I can get the

0:51:33.155 --> 0:51:35.915
<v Speaker 1>operator off the phone. One of the great bloopers of

0:51:35.915 --> 0:51:37.795
<v Speaker 1>all time. And I did not do it justice. But

0:51:37.875 --> 0:51:40.755
<v Speaker 1>it's pretty funny if you remember what a payphone was.

0:51:42.155 --> 0:51:46.275
<v Speaker 1>So now my own experience in making the payphone a

0:51:46.355 --> 0:51:48.235
<v Speaker 1>thing of the past. And I don't know what my

0:51:48.395 --> 0:51:51.915
<v Speaker 1>role was in this. I did not invent cellular communications.

0:51:52.155 --> 0:51:54.515
<v Speaker 1>I did not invest in them when I had the

0:51:54.515 --> 0:51:59.155
<v Speaker 1>opportunity to do so. But there was that story about

0:51:59.155 --> 0:52:03.115
<v Speaker 1>me stopping traffic literally on forty second Street in eighty

0:52:03.115 --> 0:52:06.835
<v Speaker 1>eight or eighty nine or ninety And it started in

0:52:06.955 --> 0:52:10.195
<v Speaker 1>Palm Springs, California, in nineteen eighty six, my first year

0:52:10.755 --> 0:52:14.715
<v Speaker 1>covering the California Angels. Spring training. I did that for

0:52:14.875 --> 0:52:19.275
<v Speaker 1>my television station, which carried the Angels games, KTLA, but

0:52:19.355 --> 0:52:22.475
<v Speaker 1>I also did by that point the afternoon sports casts

0:52:22.515 --> 0:52:25.115
<v Speaker 1>on kN X Radio, the CBS all news radio station

0:52:25.195 --> 0:52:30.275
<v Speaker 1>in Los Angeles, and to do these reports from Palm Springs,

0:52:30.355 --> 0:52:33.035
<v Speaker 1>I had two choices. I would cover the Angels game

0:52:33.195 --> 0:52:36.155
<v Speaker 1>for KTLA and then go and do my three or

0:52:36.155 --> 0:52:39.555
<v Speaker 1>four afternoon sports casts at four forty five, five fifteen,

0:52:39.715 --> 0:52:43.035
<v Speaker 1>five forty five, whatever the times were, and I would

0:52:43.155 --> 0:52:45.115
<v Speaker 1>either have to stay at the ballpark for a couple

0:52:45.115 --> 0:52:48.475
<v Speaker 1>of additional hours and do the reports from an empty

0:52:48.675 --> 0:52:53.595
<v Speaker 1>Angels stadium in Palm Springs with the leaf blowers going

0:52:53.635 --> 0:52:56.635
<v Speaker 1>in the background as they cleaned up all the debris

0:52:56.675 --> 0:53:00.235
<v Speaker 1>from everybody going to those games, so you can imagine

0:53:00.235 --> 0:53:03.475
<v Speaker 1>how much fun that was, and then finding my way

0:53:03.475 --> 0:53:05.475
<v Speaker 1>back to the hotel at some point point as it

0:53:05.555 --> 0:53:09.035
<v Speaker 1>started to get dark in March of nineteen eighty six,

0:53:10.595 --> 0:53:13.115
<v Speaker 1>or I could try to rush back to the hotel

0:53:13.195 --> 0:53:15.315
<v Speaker 1>room and do the reports from there, and if I

0:53:15.355 --> 0:53:18.155
<v Speaker 1>didn't make it, there wouldn't be a sportscast at four

0:53:18.315 --> 0:53:23.555
<v Speaker 1>forty five pm on KNX. So by nineteen eighty seven,

0:53:23.635 --> 0:53:26.315
<v Speaker 1>in anticipation of going and doing this again. I said

0:53:26.355 --> 0:53:29.515
<v Speaker 1>to my friend, the assistant news director of KNX, Roger Nadell,

0:53:30.155 --> 0:53:33.875
<v Speaker 1>what about using one of these new mobile phones? And

0:53:33.915 --> 0:53:36.675
<v Speaker 1>he went, what what do you mean mobile phones? Car phones?

0:53:37.235 --> 0:53:38.715
<v Speaker 1>You don't drive. How are you going to use a

0:53:38.715 --> 0:53:43.195
<v Speaker 1>car phone? I said, no, I saw something about them

0:53:43.195 --> 0:53:45.475
<v Speaker 1>in the news. They'll they'll rent you a phone and

0:53:45.675 --> 0:53:47.515
<v Speaker 1>it comes in a bag and you carry it with

0:53:47.595 --> 0:53:49.835
<v Speaker 1>you and you can just use it. You just have

0:53:49.875 --> 0:53:53.395
<v Speaker 1>to keep it charged. Well. Sure enough, he looked into

0:53:53.395 --> 0:53:56.075
<v Speaker 1>it and for a nominal fee for that time, I

0:53:56.075 --> 0:54:00.355
<v Speaker 1>don't know, five hundred dollars, they loaned us a big,

0:54:01.315 --> 0:54:05.795
<v Speaker 1>hulking phone that looked like it looked like a bowling

0:54:05.835 --> 0:54:08.675
<v Speaker 1>ball in a bowling ball bag. And the warning that

0:54:08.715 --> 0:54:11.115
<v Speaker 1>I got from Roger was don't let it sit in

0:54:11.155 --> 0:54:14.955
<v Speaker 1>the sun or it will start to smoke. Now we're

0:54:14.955 --> 0:54:17.435
<v Speaker 1>in Palm Springs, California, in March. There's a lot of sun,

0:54:17.475 --> 0:54:19.155
<v Speaker 1>so I had to be very careful about it. But

0:54:19.235 --> 0:54:21.955
<v Speaker 1>it was a wonder for all of the overheating on

0:54:21.995 --> 0:54:25.195
<v Speaker 1>all the need to recharge the thing for sixteen hours

0:54:25.195 --> 0:54:28.555
<v Speaker 1>a day, it eliminated all the problems I could do

0:54:28.635 --> 0:54:31.035
<v Speaker 1>the four to forty five sports cast from the ballpark

0:54:31.035 --> 0:54:33.635
<v Speaker 1>in Palm Springs, then get in the car and go

0:54:33.755 --> 0:54:35.675
<v Speaker 1>back to the hotel, or even walk back to the

0:54:35.675 --> 0:54:37.675
<v Speaker 1>hotel and do the five to fifteen sports cast from

0:54:37.675 --> 0:54:40.955
<v Speaker 1>the hotel. It was a wonder So when I got

0:54:41.035 --> 0:54:44.235
<v Speaker 1>back to Los Angeles in March of nineteen eighty seven

0:54:44.315 --> 0:54:46.435
<v Speaker 1>or early April of nineteen eighty seven, I began to

0:54:46.475 --> 0:54:52.275
<v Speaker 1>consider the possibility of buying a mobile phone. Los Angeles

0:54:52.355 --> 0:54:55.235
<v Speaker 1>was filled in those days. Every day there seemed to

0:54:55.235 --> 0:54:59.075
<v Speaker 1>be a new one with carphone stores. Car phones wants

0:54:59.115 --> 0:55:03.355
<v Speaker 1>the elite rich symbol of those who drove Bentley's, but

0:55:03.475 --> 0:55:08.635
<v Speaker 1>not mere Catillac. The car phone was becoming a regular thing,

0:55:09.195 --> 0:55:11.915
<v Speaker 1>and store after store opened, and the key thing was

0:55:11.915 --> 0:55:14.235
<v Speaker 1>they would not only sell you the phone, they would

0:55:14.235 --> 0:55:18.115
<v Speaker 1>install it, because of course a car phone needed a car.

0:55:18.435 --> 0:55:20.475
<v Speaker 1>Who's going to have a car phone without a car.

0:55:21.315 --> 0:55:25.475
<v Speaker 1>I went in and said could they work without a car?

0:55:26.355 --> 0:55:29.315
<v Speaker 1>And after the guy, the salesman stopped laughing at me,

0:55:31.195 --> 0:55:33.675
<v Speaker 1>he said, well, let me get the expert out, the

0:55:33.795 --> 0:55:36.075
<v Speaker 1>guy who installs them. Let me find out. And Larry

0:55:36.155 --> 0:55:39.235
<v Speaker 1>came out and Larry said, yeah, yeah, they could. I mean,

0:55:39.275 --> 0:55:41.595
<v Speaker 1>you have to keep it charged. But all the only

0:55:41.635 --> 0:55:44.875
<v Speaker 1>thing that we really do is put a bracket in

0:55:44.915 --> 0:55:47.475
<v Speaker 1>there so you can keep the phone on the dashboard

0:55:47.515 --> 0:55:51.995
<v Speaker 1>and have it permanently plugged into the cigarette lighter in

0:55:52.035 --> 0:55:56.035
<v Speaker 1>your dashboard. Something else that doesn't exist anymore. You could

0:55:56.155 --> 0:55:58.355
<v Speaker 1>there's a jack that allows you to plug it into

0:55:58.435 --> 0:56:01.395
<v Speaker 1>a wall socket. But why on earth would you want

0:56:01.395 --> 0:56:03.715
<v Speaker 1>a car phone without a car? I said, to carry

0:56:03.715 --> 0:56:07.115
<v Speaker 1>it around with me on st I'm a reporter. Well

0:56:07.115 --> 0:56:10.475
<v Speaker 1>that's a very specific use. Nobody'll ever carry around one

0:56:10.475 --> 0:56:14.235
<v Speaker 1>of these. They didn't see it either. Frankly, I saw

0:56:14.235 --> 0:56:16.235
<v Speaker 1>it for me and other reporters. I never thought it

0:56:16.235 --> 0:56:19.275
<v Speaker 1>would be a commonplace thing. I mean, the phone without

0:56:19.315 --> 0:56:22.995
<v Speaker 1>the car cost I don't know, fifteen hundred dollars. I

0:56:23.035 --> 0:56:25.595
<v Speaker 1>thought it was a great, great investment and a tax

0:56:25.675 --> 0:56:29.515
<v Speaker 1>deduction to boot, and so I bought it, and soon

0:56:29.595 --> 0:56:31.835
<v Speaker 1>I was going everywhere with it and talking to my

0:56:31.955 --> 0:56:35.795
<v Speaker 1>friends and calling my girlfriend on it, and calling into

0:56:35.835 --> 0:56:37.915
<v Speaker 1>the office to say I might be late, and calling

0:56:37.955 --> 0:56:39.995
<v Speaker 1>into the office to go on the radio or sometimes

0:56:40.075 --> 0:56:43.955
<v Speaker 1>the television. To the marvel of other reporters who said,

0:56:43.995 --> 0:56:45.555
<v Speaker 1>what are you doing with a car phone if you

0:56:45.595 --> 0:56:48.435
<v Speaker 1>don't have a car you don't even drive. I said, well,

0:56:48.435 --> 0:56:50.755
<v Speaker 1>that's what made me think of getting one without a car,

0:56:50.795 --> 0:56:55.275
<v Speaker 1>because I don't drive. Needless to say, by nineteen eighty eight,

0:56:55.435 --> 0:56:58.515
<v Speaker 1>the car phone was as attached to me as it

0:56:58.595 --> 0:57:01.875
<v Speaker 1>was to any car. In southern California, I was the

0:57:01.915 --> 0:57:04.995
<v Speaker 1>guy with the phone. You can always reach Keith wherever

0:57:05.035 --> 0:57:08.195
<v Speaker 1>he is. He's walking outside the Arby's here in Hollywood

0:57:09.075 --> 0:57:10.995
<v Speaker 1>if you want him to stop buy and get something

0:57:11.035 --> 0:57:13.795
<v Speaker 1>for you, like this was Times Square in nineteen eighty one.

0:57:13.955 --> 0:57:20.555
<v Speaker 1>He's probably passing Arby's right now. So the first time

0:57:20.595 --> 0:57:23.435
<v Speaker 1>I came to New York with a car phone a

0:57:23.555 --> 0:57:27.315
<v Speaker 1>mobile phone, nobody apparently had done this in New York.

0:57:27.675 --> 0:57:32.075
<v Speaker 1>And so I got off the train in Grand Central Station,

0:57:32.435 --> 0:57:35.595
<v Speaker 1>walked through it, and as I pushed passed through the

0:57:35.675 --> 0:57:42.715
<v Speaker 1>doors into the brilliant, humid suns rise of midday New York,

0:57:43.795 --> 0:57:49.995
<v Speaker 1>bustling with street traffic, hawkers of every possible item like

0:57:50.115 --> 0:57:56.195
<v Speaker 1>the streets of Marrakesh, the phone rang, and I reached

0:57:56.195 --> 0:57:58.235
<v Speaker 1>into my little shoulder bag and pulled it out and

0:57:58.235 --> 0:58:01.795
<v Speaker 1>went Hello, at which point about one hundred people on

0:58:01.875 --> 0:58:05.315
<v Speaker 1>the street on forty second Street froze, where they stood

0:58:05.755 --> 0:58:12.875
<v Speaker 1>and their jaws simultaneously dropped. If my pants had disappeared,

0:58:13.235 --> 0:58:17.555
<v Speaker 1>not been removed, but disappeared, vanished, and I was standing

0:58:17.595 --> 0:58:21.115
<v Speaker 1>there in my underwear, suddenly, they could not have been

0:58:21.115 --> 0:58:24.555
<v Speaker 1>more astonished. What is he doing? I heard someone say,

0:58:25.195 --> 0:58:27.675
<v Speaker 1>is it a walkie talkie? My god? What is it?

0:58:27.755 --> 0:58:32.475
<v Speaker 1>Is it a bomb? It was, in fact a wrong number,

0:58:32.835 --> 0:58:35.115
<v Speaker 1>and I hung up and looked around and literally did

0:58:35.155 --> 0:58:40.755
<v Speaker 1>one of those what moments. It's a phone. So my

0:58:40.875 --> 0:58:43.355
<v Speaker 1>trip wherever I was going was delayed by fifteen minutes,

0:58:43.395 --> 0:58:45.835
<v Speaker 1>as I explained to a series of passers by, and

0:58:45.955 --> 0:58:48.755
<v Speaker 1>New Yorkers are never as friendly as when they want

0:58:48.795 --> 0:58:52.275
<v Speaker 1>something from you. I say this as a New Yorker

0:58:52.315 --> 0:58:56.995
<v Speaker 1>who's done it himself. I had to explain to them

0:58:56.995 --> 0:58:59.035
<v Speaker 1>what it was. Why did you buy a car phone

0:58:59.075 --> 0:59:03.595
<v Speaker 1>without a car? That question dogged me until we began

0:59:03.675 --> 0:59:07.275
<v Speaker 1>to see the widespread use of cell phones in the

0:59:07.315 --> 0:59:13.755
<v Speaker 1>early nineties. I was the first, apparently, I was the

0:59:13.795 --> 0:59:16.315
<v Speaker 1>first person in the history of New York to publicly

0:59:16.395 --> 0:59:20.595
<v Speaker 1>answer a cell phone call. I should have written the

0:59:20.675 --> 0:59:23.995
<v Speaker 1>date down. I don't have that record anywhere. It's too bad.

0:59:24.275 --> 0:59:27.555
<v Speaker 1>It was as historic an event as the invention of

0:59:27.595 --> 0:59:31.275
<v Speaker 1>the telephone or the installation of electric light in New

0:59:31.355 --> 0:59:39.235
<v Speaker 1>York City. And it was my phone. And I'm sure

0:59:39.275 --> 0:59:46.475
<v Speaker 1>within minutes I passed a payphone on forty second Street

0:59:47.355 --> 0:59:52.555
<v Speaker 1>and I did not hear that as I passed it

0:59:52.595 --> 0:59:55.075
<v Speaker 1>with my cell phone in my hand. I did not

0:59:55.235 --> 1:00:03.115
<v Speaker 1>hear the payphone that knew what it portended, the payphone

1:00:03.315 --> 1:00:23.875
<v Speaker 1>that was silently weeping. I've done all the damage I

1:00:23.875 --> 1:00:26.115
<v Speaker 1>can do here, including making up that last part. But

1:00:26.155 --> 1:00:28.515
<v Speaker 1>it's a wow finish, wasn't it. Thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Brian Ray and John Phillip Shanelle, the musical directors have Countdown, arranged,

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<v Speaker 1>produced and performed most of our music. Mister Chanelle handled

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<v Speaker 1>orchestration and keyboards, Mister Ray was on guitars, bass and drums,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was produced by Tko Brothers. Our pithy and

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<v Speaker 1>satirical musical comments are by the best baseball stadium organist ever,

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<v Speaker 1>Nancy Faust. The sports music is the Olberman theme from

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<v Speaker 1>ESPN two, written by Mitch Warren Davis courtesy of ESPN, Inc.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole thing with the cell phone was so long

1:00:58.835 --> 1:01:04.675
<v Speaker 1>ago that it was contemporaneous with ESPN making its second

1:01:04.915 --> 1:01:11.035
<v Speaker 1>job offer to me, I only accepted the third one anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Other music arranged and performed by the group No horns allowed,

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<v Speaker 1>and my announcer today was my friend John Dean. Everything

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<v Speaker 1>else was as ever my fault phone for you. That's

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<v Speaker 1>countdown for today, Day one hundred and two of America

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<v Speaker 1>held hostage, just one three hundred and sixty one days

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<v Speaker 1>until the scheduled end of his lane duck and lame

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<v Speaker 1>brained term, unless Musk removes him sooner or the actuarial

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<v Speaker 1>tables do. The next scheduled countdown is Monday. As always,

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<v Speaker 1>bulletins as the news warrants, remember impeach Trump. It won't

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<v Speaker 1>work now, it will win the Democrats the midterms, and

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<v Speaker 1>the polling suggests they could win the all the midterms. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I want polling on a presidential recall vote. Let's put

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<v Speaker 1>pressure on these guys until next time. I'm Keith Olberman.

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