WEBVTT - Bad Choices w/ Brooke Shields 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:04.280 Welcome to Go Ask Alli, a production of Shonda Land 0:00:04.320 --> 0:00:09.080 Audio and partnership with I Heart Radio. It's Sally. Check 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:11.800 this out from part one of the Brooken Alley Crossover. 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:17.480 I had a now what moment in my twenties when 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:21.840 I I didn't get into a dance company. It was 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:26.760 so embarrassing to me to be a famous person right 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:29.880 and go out for this, really put myself out there 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:34.040 and not be good enough. And that summer I took 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:38.080 four and five dance classes a day and I got 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:40.839 back in freshman week, I tried out for all of 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:44.640 the different things again and I got into So. Yeah, 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:53.239 you have like a real workhorse sensibility. Yeah, welcome to 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:56.480 go ask Alli. I'm Alli Wentworth And today I'm doing 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:59.600 something a little bit different. I have my bestie Brooke 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:04.400 Shield here and on her podcast Now What, I got 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:07.240 to ask her a bunch of questions, uh, and even 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:11.080 play a little game called would you Ever? And now 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:14.319 on my podcast, I'm going to play a game with 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:16.199 her called Bad Choices. I don't know if you guys 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:20.080 know this game, but Bad Choices is a hilarious way 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:22.360 to get a group of people to really tell some 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:28.960 funny stories about themselves. So uh. Disclaimer, I bought the box, 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:32.280 a brand new box of bad choices. I just shuffled 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:35.160 it and I split the shuffle. And Brooke has a 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:37.560 bunch of questions and I have a bunch of questions, 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:41.240 and we're gonna take turns picking a card. These are 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:45.280 not pre positioned and asking each other questions which will 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:49.600 prompt I think some very funny stories. Okay, So, brook Shields, 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:52.200 do you want me to start? Okay, I'm gonna pick 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:54.920 a card, and I'm going to ask you this question. 0:01:57.520 --> 0:02:01.480 Would you ever have sex in your life for three 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:06.280 million dollars with a stranger? I think I probably would. Okay, 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:09.120 you would probably? All right, Brookshields will have sex with 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:13.040 a stranger for three million dollars. Okay, that was but 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:16.160 she easier than I thought, asked me. Okay, here's a question. 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:20.560 If you could, would you sleep your way to the 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:24.560 top if I could? When I say, I would not, 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:27.800 And I'll tell you why because I never made it 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:30.320 to the top, and I just assume it's not so 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:34.560 great up there. I'm also mediocre in bed, so I 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:38.400 don't think even if I put my that's foot forward. 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:42.160 First of all, I don't, but it goes whatever rifice 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:44.400 that foot goes in. I don't think that I would. Um, 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:46.560 I don't think I would make it to the top. 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:50.280 Can we also ask each other the other questions? Would 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:53.120 you sleep with someone for three million dollars? No, you 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:56.560 would know. I'm picturing the person being like handsome though, 0:02:57.120 --> 0:03:02.240 like now that it's it's putin, um and I wouldn't 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:04.680 sleep You said you would, all right, Well I would 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:08.160 if they were cute. There's if you're sleeping with somebody 0:03:08.160 --> 0:03:10.000 for three million dollars, they're not going to be cute 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:14.480 because they're having Robert Redford from the proposal. Okay, that's 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:17.720 what I was thinking. By the way, I have been 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:23.840 offered offered um, well, one was twelve camels and the 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:29.160 other one was an undisclosed number. But it was definitely, um, 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:33.919 a someone from the Middle East. But while you were 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:38.200 a virgin, did they ask Yeah, yeah, so as virgin 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:42.920 Brooke golf camels. But then also there was a number 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:45.240 of values somewhere thrown away. But I didn't hear the 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:47.680 number of value. My mom told me. And did you 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:51.360 guys sit down with your accountant and crunch the numbers? 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:57.720 Since the numbers, yes, did you know, wait a second. 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:02.160 So I always hear about a lot of models, especially 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:04.360 when they were younger, they got paid to just be 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:06.600 on somebody's boat, Like you don't have to have sex 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:09.040 with anybody you but they would pay you to be 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:12.080 at a party or on someone's yacht. Did you ever 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:15.760 get those asked? I didn't get paid to do that, 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:19.800 but I have gone on people's yachts, like in the eighties, 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:23.760 where I got gifts like jewelry and stuff like that, 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:25.520 but I didn't have to do anything, and my mom 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:27.920 was with us. But you got jewelry, but I got 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:31.400 jewelry and and you know, taken shopping and so you 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:36.080 were like the first influencer. Yeah, so all right, now 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:41.640 it's my term. Has your friendliness ever been misinterpreted as flirting? 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:48.400 I was always so naive that, yes, it has often 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:53.920 been misinterpreted as flirting. And I'm putting myself in probably 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:58.760 more dangerous situations because I've just been so trusting, you know, 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:01.679 and I and and then just been shocked to find 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:05.440 out that that was what I was putting off. So 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:07.600 so man would say like, oh, I thought we had 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:11.120 a thing because you were so friendly. Yeah, well I 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:13.080 thought that that's what you meant. I was like, no, 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:16.360 I'm just being a kind, fun, good person. But it 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:20.760 was definitely they took it as a rejection. They also 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:24.600 probably took your friendliness as wishful, thinking that it was 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:28.800 flirting too. Probably all right, okay, Um, would you ever 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:34.000 lie about a person to get them fired? No, I 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:36.440 would never lie about a person to get them fired. 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:43.920 Yeah no, unless maybe Michelle Fifer because she took your career, 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:46.479 because she took my career. Um, no, I don't. I 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:48.720 would never lie. I would never lie, but I would 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:51.760 never not lie. If they did do something, I probably 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:53.960 and I would do the same thing. Yeah. I would 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:56.560 never lie to get a person fired just out of spite. 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:02.599 Do you complain a lot about first world problems? Have 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:08.680 you listened to her podcast? I am always saying good 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:12.960 problems to have. I never complain about anything that is 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:19.239 even seemingly just gross. I cringe when I sometimes even 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:22.720 admit to how lucky I am. Yeah, you do complain 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:26.479 a lot about your yacht size. Yeah, well that's different. 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:28.719 And when you don't get to fly private and the 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:31.000 number of crew, and the number of crew they call 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:37.400 you relatable shields. Yeah, all right? Would you spend the 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:42.720 night in a fuse? What would you spend the night 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:47.560 in a full porta potty for ten dollars? Yes, full 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:51.400 meaning it's full of poop. Probably well for twenty four 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:55.440 hours a night a night, Yeah, for ten dollars. Yes, 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:58.280 I would do that for ventilation. You would do it 0:06:58.360 --> 0:07:00.440 the same thing I would do it? Ten grand is 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:03.760 ten grand? Have you ever made a New Year's resolution 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:08.920 that lasted less than a week? Don't they all? Yeah? 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:11.080 I don't think I've ever made a New Year's resolution 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:14.440 that lasted more than a week. Me neither. Yeah, and 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:16.400 that's why I don't make them anymore. Yeah, same with me. 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:20.360 I actually made a very distinct decision not to do it. No, 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:22.600 you set yourself up for failure. I don't know how 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:25.760 many times I've been like, I'm only a vegan from 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:29.840 this point forth, and then I went to basketball, I'm 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:32.360 not going to drink anymore alcohol. Yeah, that does not 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:34.920 last in my life. Yeah, well there you go. So 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:38.520 I just don't do it. No resolution resolutions and you 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:43.240 can't fail. No, No, But I do look back at 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:47.080 the things that I'm the happiest and of that year, 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:51.240 and when I'm most proud of like I look back with, Oh, 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:54.480 that's the positive way positive, rather than I'm going to 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:56.680 deny myself this or from now on, I'm going to 0:07:56.760 --> 0:08:00.440 be this. I think that's good. I like I like 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:05.000 a retrospective rather than a Okay, okay, would you be 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:08.960 willing to look ten years older in order to retire 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:15.480 ten years earlier? Never? Well, only because I've been SENTI 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:19.640 retired my whole life. I'm never retiring by the way, 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:22.280 I know, I'm never retiring either. But so that that 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:26.120 doesn't work for me, Um, let me ask you a question. Okay, 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:32.400 would you trade youthful? No, your feet, nobody will trade 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:39.160 with you. Would you trade always looking youthful being heavy 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:47.199 with being very very thin but aging? Mm hmm. That's 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:51.080 a that is a very interesting question. Okay, so that 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:57.200 the obviously real, honest answer is I think youthful and 0:08:57.880 --> 0:09:01.800 enjoying your life and gay gaining meaning eating what you want, 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:06.640 enjoying your life, drinking, eating and you know, um, that 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:14.679 signifies confidence and joy. But because I've always worried about 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:19.560 my size, but because you're so tall, yeah, because I'm tall, 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:23.640 and because I'm big, I'm bigger, like gaining weight is 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:28.440 um it's stressful for me, and it really kind of 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:32.320 it reeks a little havoc on my on my self, esteam, 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:35.000 but I look younger, and I prefer to look more 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:39.760 youthful and plumper. Now you look all all right? Who's 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:43.559 turning it to ask me? I guess ask you? Okay? 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:47.080 Have you ever had more than eight shots in one night? 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:49.319 Have I ever had more than eight shots of No? 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:52.640 I'm not a drinker, as you know. And the last 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:55.120 time I was actually drunk was when I went on 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:58.120 a date with my now husband and I drank a 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:01.600 gin and tonic and general mess you up. But one 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:06.319 gen and tonic and I was, you know, pole dancing 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:10.000 at a very respectable restaurant. So I there wasn't there 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:13.360 wasn't a pole. So eight shots, um would put me 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:16.040 in the emergency room. So no, I think eight shots 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:17.800 would put me in the emergency room too. I don't 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:20.720 think you've done eight shots? Eight really? I see you 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:24.160 in Mongolia with a fur hat going and turning the 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:27.520 cup over. No, no, no, do you think you would 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:30.760 give the best lap dance in the room. You're gonna 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:33.480 say yes, yes, because I worked really hard to be 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:37.880 a good dancer. When I was at Princeton. No, I 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:42.319 would be the most awkward lap dancer. Yeah, it would 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:45.160 be so comical that would know. I would be a 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:49.000 horrible lap dancer. Oh, you'd be pretty good, really, thank you. 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:51.960 I think so you'd be the kind of person that 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:53.880 would be like, oh, you don't have to give me 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:56.760 a dollar, and you'd be making change instead of dancing. 0:10:56.960 --> 0:11:01.480 I'd pull the change out from somewhere chicking. Have you 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:06.960 ever thrown a party for a pet. I have had popsicles, 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:11.480 pup pup popsicle for Pepper on her birthday. That was 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:14.800 the closest thing. And I never did it on my own, 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:17.880 but my girls wanted to put a little hat on 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:20.200 her and sure, not a full party. Well, I have 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:23.360 to tell you, before I had kids, Um, I've always 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:26.040 had dogs, you know, and I treat them like my children. 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:28.360 I was living in l A. And I had a 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:32.959 full birthday party for my dog Trout. I invited like 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:37.079 fifteen people over, so I had human food and then 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:40.040 I had a buffet of dog food, you know, like 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:43.440 meatloaf and all kinds of stuff, and they brought their 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:46.079 dogs and we had the dogs had to wear hats. 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:51.040 And then I brought out a birthday cake they made 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:54.079 out of alpo and biscuits and all kinds of stuff, 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:57.600 And at the time it seemed like a really fun 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:01.160 thing to do. But in retrospect it makes me sad 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:03.600 for myself. I'm sad for you. Yeah, I'm a little 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:06.839 sad for you. Yeah, well that's me. Have you ever 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:12.200 looked through someone's wallet while they were out of the room. Um, 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:15.120 not as an adult, but I did um pinch a 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:18.640 few five verse when I was a kid, Like if 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:21.679 my mom was upstairs, I would take money out of 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:24.040 her wallet to go meet friends for candy or go 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:27.440 to a movie. Um. I probably have taken money out 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:31.360 of George's wallet, but not out of a friend or 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:35.440 a stranger. I've taken some money out of Chris's, but 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:37.560 I think he knows about it. It's not like I 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:40.839 waited till you. That was for drugs. That was for drugs. Um. 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:43.720 I have looked in my kid's wallets when they haven't 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:46.400 been because I wanted to see if they had fake 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:49.760 ideas and if they had taken my money, which every 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:52.080 time I go to my wallet, I know that there 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:55.440 was money there and it's miraculously gone. They took it 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:10.199 and it's time for a short break. Great, let's get 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:14.440 back to it. This is a funny story. I found 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:20.160 a small brick of fifty dollar bills hidden in my 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:23.160 youngest daughter's room and I was freaked out and I 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:26.360 called my husband and I said, oh my god, Harper's 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:28.120 a prostitute. And he said, what are you talking about. 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:31.240 I said, I found a brick of fifty dollar bills. 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:33.640 He goes, well, what if she's not a prostitute. What 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:35.560 if she's a drug dealer. And we got into a 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:38.719 huge discussion about which was worse, like what should we do? 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:41.480 Is she's a drug dealer, you know? Is she is 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:43.960 she the kingpin? Like who works for her? If she's 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:46.080 a prostitute, like she doing it out of the apartment. 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:49.200 So finally she comes home from school and I have 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:52.240 been sweating about it, and I said, honey, can you 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:55.200 come sit down. Um, I found the money in your room. 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.719 So which is it? Are you a sex worker or 0:13:57.720 --> 0:14:00.640 are you dealing drugs? And she goes, I was a 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:03.440 counselor at camps all last summer and those were the 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:05.520 tips from the parents that I went to the bank 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:07.560 and I put them in fifties to put them in 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:11.680 my savings account for books for college. And we were like, okay, 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:15.679 good talk how bad we were? All right? Whose turn is? 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:20.760 Yours are mine? Um? Um, oh, do you masturbate more 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:27.080 than you have sex? O? U I'm so glad you've 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:30.440 got that one. Um No, do you have sex more 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:36.160 than look good for you? That's one to talk. Oh, 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:38.680 if I have that kind of time, I'm going to 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:41.440 do the laundry. I'm gonna do something else. Yeah, it's 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:45.280 a yeah. Well so, I mean some women find it 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:51.040 incredibly empowering and fantastic. I'm I think your producers would 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:54.800 agree that they masturbate all the time and they get 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:57.560 a lot out of right now, Yeah, okay, good. Have 0:14:57.720 --> 0:15:00.400 you ever secretly thought that you would make a really 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:04.200 good gangster? Oh my god, I'd be the worst gangster. 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:08.720 First of all, I would I dropped the gun. I 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:10.440 don't know how to. I've never held a gun, so 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:13.440 I would probably if I pulled out a weapon, it 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:16.760 would be facing myself. Um. Second of all, I never 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:18.680 want to hurt people's feelings, and I don't think you 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:21.440 can be a gangster without hurting, you know, let alone 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.800 killing them. But I mean, I think I would make 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:29.360 a really good um like I wouldn't wouldn't be like 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:32.080 the small guy that would do the killing, but I'd 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:34.640 be a good godfather. No, I'd be like the cross 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:37.040 eyed guy that has to go bury everybody in the 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:39.840 field and New Jersey. Yeah, and I'd mess it up 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:42.840 and I tracked, you know, my footprints all over the dirt. 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:46.840 You know, I'd be a horrible gangster. Have you ever 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:51.280 thrown up in a taxi or an uber? I have 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:55.120 never thrown up in a taxi or an uber. I 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:58.040 Have you have? Yeah? I once got an inner ear 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:02.040 infection and George and I were watching the jutt Apatow 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.720 movie This Is Forty and I got really dizzy. I 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:08.360 started throwing up, and we got into a taxi and 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:10.600 I couldn't help. But you know, when you have like vertigo, 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:12.240 you throw up. And I started throwing up, and the 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:14.640 guy kicked us out on the street because he thought 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:17.400 I was drunk. And so now we're in Times Square 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:19.600 in New York and I'm continually throwing up, and then 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:23.320 I start hearing um, oh my god, she's wasted and 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:25.280 all this kind of stuff, and I was like, no, 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:29.200 it's very to go. He kept trying to defend myself, 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:31.680 but it was horrible and I felt really bad for 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:33.880 the taxi driver. And my husband was like, you know, 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:36.480 we'll pay for the dry cleaning, and I'm like, the 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:40.640 dry cleaning of the car, um. But it must be 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:44.600 a nightmare for anybody who works in public transportation when 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:46.840 somebody gets set and you know what happens all the time, 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:49.840 all the time. I mean, I've never done it, but 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:55.200 I have shot in my pants in a car. You've 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:58.480 I'm sorry, you've you've shipped your pants in a car. Well. 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:02.000 I managed to sort of raised myself up off the seat, 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:06.320 but I had that noro virus. Oh my god. And 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:10.960 as we were arriving at the Heathrow Airport to fly 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:17.680 to Ireland, and I was like, oh oh no, and 0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:23.160 they the guy behind the desk said, oh she she 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:26.480 nervous flyer. Then they give her a room and they 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:30.320 put me in a breastfeeding room, giving me privacy. I 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:33.440 just wanted the bathroom give me. And there was no sink, 0:17:33.800 --> 0:17:36.640 no waste paper basket, no nothing. There was a chair 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:42.360 to breastfeed a baby, and I like coughed and everything everywhere. 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:45.280 I mean, I just just what did you do? You 0:17:45.600 --> 0:17:47.679 didn't get on the planet? All right? God help the 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:50.480 person that sat next to you. And I know, I 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:53.520 went out to my husband and I was like, I 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:57.159 just boomed my pet. There's nothing hotter than that, I know. 0:17:57.240 --> 0:18:01.000 And and Rowan had a pair of um growing your 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:03.919 daughter my daughter rowing out a pair of jeans in 0:18:03.960 --> 0:18:07.800 her backpack. Finally found the bathroom and did a whole. 0:18:09.080 --> 0:18:12.359 It didn't happen again. Not the poop didn't happen again. 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:15.800 But I threw up every ten minutes. Oh God, the 0:18:15.840 --> 0:18:21.720 neurovirus brutal? Um. Have you ever apologized after sex? That's 0:18:21.720 --> 0:18:25.480 all I do is apologize after sex. I'm I'm sorry. 0:18:25.520 --> 0:18:29.320 I'll be better next time. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? 0:18:29.480 --> 0:18:31.920 I'm sure yes I have gone skinny, But I mean 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:33.840 the question is, have you ever won a bathing suit? 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:37.040 Brook Shield? Um? Have you ever tried to hack into 0:18:37.119 --> 0:18:42.000 someone's social media account? Hack into it? No, not even 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:45.720 your daughters. I don't have to hack into it. Why 0:18:45.760 --> 0:18:51.400 is that? Because? Um, we've always had a babysitter who 0:18:51.440 --> 0:18:56.040 had access to it. If you, if you could, would 0:18:56.040 --> 0:19:00.720 you hack into somebody's UM? If I found like it 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:05.080 was for my my safety, my kid's safety. All right, 0:19:05.119 --> 0:19:08.399 let me ask you this, what if you had two hours, 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:12.119 and I want the listeners to think about these questions 0:19:12.160 --> 0:19:14.320 as we asked them as well. If you had two 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:18.240 hours where you could hack into anybody's email in the 0:19:18.280 --> 0:19:26.120 world without any repercussions, A would you and who's computer 0:19:26.200 --> 0:19:31.480 would you hack into? You've got two hours? I mean 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:35.960 I don't feel I would not feel right like hacking 0:19:35.960 --> 0:19:38.760 into it unless it was some something like the president 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:42.480 or like, hey, this is a game. Okay, well, I 0:19:42.520 --> 0:19:45.920 mean I would so do it, you know, but I 0:19:45.960 --> 0:19:48.000 would know who to do. I mean it would have 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:50.399 to be something in like the deep secret in the 0:19:50.440 --> 0:19:53.000 government or something I would love to really I would. 0:19:53.080 --> 0:19:57.040 I think I would. I'd hack Trump's computer. I would 0:19:57.040 --> 0:20:04.320 hack all the Kardashian's computers. Um, I think i'd hack 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:10.639 Johnny Depps just for ships and giggles. Clarence Thomas, I mean, 0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:13.040 I mean there's no repercussion. I mean I would want 0:20:13.040 --> 0:20:16.680 to know truths, the truth of that or just like 0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:22.200 how how do they correspond? You know, what are their apps? 0:20:22.760 --> 0:20:25.159 I think it would be fun. Yeah, I would be interested. 0:20:25.200 --> 0:20:27.120 I think that we should have one day a year 0:20:27.160 --> 0:20:29.600 where you get an hour where you get to hack anybody. 0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:31.480 It would be like the purt I was going to say, 0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:34.960 it's like the part um. Have you ever gone out 0:20:35.000 --> 0:20:37.760 with the intention of having a one night stand? Never? 0:20:37.920 --> 0:20:39.760 Do you know, I've never had a one night stand. 0:20:40.359 --> 0:20:44.480 I've never had a one night stand. Yeah, yeah, there's 0:20:44.480 --> 0:20:48.000 still time. I It never appealed to me. I've always 0:20:48.000 --> 0:20:51.399 been somebody I have to be attracted and I also 0:20:51.440 --> 0:20:54.359 have to think that there's potential, there's going to be 0:20:54.440 --> 0:20:59.240 a relationship. So the idea of hooking up with somebody 0:20:59.280 --> 0:21:01.760 that I did think i'd be I could fall in 0:21:01.800 --> 0:21:04.679 love with, was never appealing to me. I did try 0:21:04.760 --> 0:21:09.920 to quote unquote so my oats what one time when 0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:13.600 I was like, Okay, I'm not married and I'm just 0:21:13.720 --> 0:21:17.520 gonna revisit all my old like flames with just the 0:21:17.560 --> 0:21:22.000 intention of that, And I got not one taker. You 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:29.439 didn't get a taker, really, I'm sure my brother would have. 0:21:30.520 --> 0:21:44.760 I could have gotten somebody. We'll be right back and 0:21:44.920 --> 0:21:49.439 we're back. Could you have a long term relationship with 0:21:49.480 --> 0:21:54.120 someone who is completely different political views than you? Oh? 0:21:54.480 --> 0:21:58.800 Long term? Yeah? Could you be married basically to somebody 0:21:58.840 --> 0:22:03.680 that had opposing plitical views. I really do not think 0:22:03.720 --> 0:22:05.240 I could. I don't think. I don't think I could. 0:22:05.359 --> 0:22:09.600 I'm okay to disagree, but I can't fundamentally and who 0:22:09.680 --> 0:22:14.720 your character, particularly in the past six years. I think 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:18.560 in the past, for me, I would have been more tolerant. 0:22:18.640 --> 0:22:22.240 We're so stream now we're so polarized. I mean, I'm 0:22:22.280 --> 0:22:28.880 having a hard time with a with friendship because it's 0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:32.560 so I mean, I've I go out of my way 0:22:32.600 --> 0:22:39.480 to absolutely not discuss anything because I don't want it's 0:22:39.520 --> 0:22:44.040 too painful for me. How opposite it's it's like tribal warfare. Now. 0:22:44.119 --> 0:22:47.560 In fact, when George and I first got married, James 0:22:47.640 --> 0:22:52.359 Carvil and Mary Matlin who were famously Republican and a Democrat, 0:22:52.520 --> 0:22:55.400 and they've been married forever. But you know, back then, 0:22:55.520 --> 0:22:58.960 you Democrats, Republicans, you know you could be married and 0:22:59.440 --> 0:23:02.080 sort of have off an ideas about tax breaks. But 0:23:02.240 --> 0:23:06.920 now it's I think it's literally impossible. God, So would 0:23:06.960 --> 0:23:10.240 you pose as a nude model for an art class? Yes, 0:23:11.720 --> 0:23:13.920 I would post for as have you post as a 0:23:14.000 --> 0:23:16.880 nude model for an art Not for an art class, 0:23:16.960 --> 0:23:22.200 but for an artist. Isn't fully nude it was just topless. 0:23:22.280 --> 0:23:29.120 For Robert Graham, who is it? An famous sculpture, incredible sculptor. Yeah, um, 0:23:29.160 --> 0:23:32.200 I wouldn't. I'm too. I can't even look at myself 0:23:32.320 --> 0:23:35.119 naked in the mirror, so I can't imagine posing for 0:23:35.720 --> 0:23:37.960 and I listen. I'm always in awe of people that 0:23:38.040 --> 0:23:42.200 do that, that post nude for art classes. Yeah, I 0:23:42.200 --> 0:23:44.359 I did. Um, I'm on the board of the New 0:23:44.400 --> 0:23:48.280 York Academy of Art, and I was. I did the 0:23:48.440 --> 0:23:50.960 drawing party for Take Home a Nude And but I 0:23:51.000 --> 0:23:52.800 didn't have to be fully. I just had like a 0:23:52.800 --> 0:23:57.040 little teeny slip on. They didn't needn't asked me to 0:23:57.080 --> 0:24:00.399 be totally nude. But with for Robert Graham and for 0:24:01.240 --> 0:24:05.520 Frederick Hart, who was also a sculptor who sculpted the 0:24:05.600 --> 0:24:11.439 National Cathedral for him, good for you. No one's asked me, 0:24:11.480 --> 0:24:14.800 not even my husband, to post Do you have a 0:24:14.880 --> 0:24:18.359 hidden body piercing or tattoos? I have no tattoos. I 0:24:18.400 --> 0:24:22.240 have no piercings. Do you you have one tattoo? I 0:24:22.320 --> 0:24:27.440 have three tattoos. You have the Last Supper on your back? Um? 0:24:28.240 --> 0:24:32.199 I have um angel wings on my back. Um, I 0:24:32.240 --> 0:24:36.160 have four tattoos, What are they and why? First one 0:24:36.280 --> 0:24:39.600 was a lily of the valley on my ankle from 0:24:39.600 --> 0:24:42.680 my mom. She always wanted did you get a tattoo 0:24:42.680 --> 0:24:45.439 when you watched her virginity or it's did yeah? I 0:24:45.520 --> 0:24:46.920 checked the bot. It was a little box and a 0:24:47.000 --> 0:24:51.639 chat check um. That was sort of in honor of 0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:53.639 my mom, but also because she always wanted one, she 0:24:53.720 --> 0:24:58.280 never got one. And then Chris and I got matching tattoos. 0:24:58.960 --> 0:25:01.399 Have one right of here on my bikini line, and 0:25:01.480 --> 0:25:04.399