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Speaker 2: In Finland, mobile phone throwings a national.

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Speaker 1: Sport and it should be. And that's awesome And I

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Speaker 1: a Banana's Fest event. My gosh, ring ring, ring, banana

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Speaker 2: Got the doc Byarry Palace, Welcome to Bananas. That ring,

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Speaker 1: The you don't think I was gonna do? No? The

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Speaker 2: We sure did feeling good though I'm feeling good, had

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Speaker 2: Oh, they're few and far between. A project that I've

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Speaker 1: Congratulations, It's wonderful and like you got to celebrate the

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Speaker 1: little things, Scottie. You ever and no matter what you

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Speaker 1: So I've only seen MA twice now. I saw it

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Speaker 1: Thousands of people watched it on Wednesday night. I'm looking

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I accept the compliment. In twenty twenty five, Yes,

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Speaker 2: That compliments folks, except compliments. It's hard to do, is

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Speaker 1: She came in to Bananas Fest in Denver. Yes, she

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Speaker 2: I have a banana's poster, you know, because I've been

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Speaker 1: So Nads email me or how do you spell Nads?

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Speaker 2: Or yeah, in Finland, mobile phone throwing is a national sport.

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Speaker 1: Oh, very illustrious.

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Speaker 2: Meadow fed Lamb. Thank you, meadow fed Lamb.

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Speaker 1: What's on it? What's on it? We've got bronanas?

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Speaker 1: Scotty Adam Devine is our second Bronana guest for next month.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been I found a cachet of store kids

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a Manhattan guys, you're gonna be in Manhattan.

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Speaker 2: This was in Tech Times. Love It written by James Getty's.

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Speaker 1: it changed overnight, and when I came back it was

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00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 1: and she's like, we could do that with this, and

435
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 1: it's an interesting She's right, you can go instantly this

436
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,880
Speaker 1: is no, and then it goes away, and I think

437
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,959
Speaker 1: it would be interesting. I don't know.

438
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,639
Speaker 2: Well, the thing is is that like you can't actually

439
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 2: do it because it requires it requires age verification for

440
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 2: a child that doesn't have an idea, you know what

441
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,199
Speaker 2: I mean, I do, so all of a sudden you

442
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 2: get into like biometric markers and stuff like that to

443
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 2: figure out who's sixteen, and then it just becomes creepy

444
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 2: and so.

445
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,879
Speaker 1: That, yeah, it would become creepy.

446
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 2: But I remember that. I remember when they banned smoking

447
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 2: in New York. I remember the night before the band

448
00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 2: we're in a bar smoking and being like, the fucking

449
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 2: lunatics if they think that New Yorkers are gonna stop

450
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,719
Speaker 2: smoking in bars. And then the very next night we

451
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 2: went out and didn't couldn't smoke in the bar and

452
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 2: then went home and didn't smell like an ash tray,

453
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,160
Speaker 2: and we're like, oh, this is amazing.

454
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 1: It was in two thousand and three. Yeah, it was

455
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 1: so cool. I wasn't there yet. I was still in college,

456
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 1: but at that bar.

457
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 2: And then also the act of going outside to have

458
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 2: a cigarette became its own sule, Yeah, because it was

459
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 2: a break from having to be in wherever you were, Like,

460
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,640
Speaker 2: take a break, walk outside with one person, you want

461
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 2: to have a talk with And I still do that sometimes,

462
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 2: even though I don't smoke all the time. I'll just

463
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 2: be like, smoke break and go outside and just give

464
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 2: myself five minutes outside of a party or a bar.

465
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: And I love. Here you go, Kurt, I just looked

466
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 1: up it's an educational podcast. Yes and things all the time.

467
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 1: What country do you think has the highest smoking rate

468
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 1: per capita? Okay? Oh, I love this question. All right,

469
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 1: we'll start with states. First states, What states smokes the

470
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: most per capita? Games?

471
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 2: Okay, state that smokes the most per capita.

472
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 1: It makes a lot of sense, but it does. Guessed

473
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 1: it top both great guesses. Maybe it's because I'm an

474
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:32,159
Speaker 1: East coaster. Uh. West Virginia. Yeah, they're already sucking in

475
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 1: that cole sat might as well just top it off

476
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: with some nicotine and tar. Yeah. That makes With a

477
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 1: small population only one point seventy nine million people, West

478
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: Virginia has the highest smoking rate in the United States

479
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: as of two with nearly a quarter of the people smoking.

480
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 1: That's really high for America, really high.

481
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 2: I think California is probably like eight percent or seven

482
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 2: percent or something.

483
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:02,400
Speaker 1: Yes, and then country I didn't even known. I want

484
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,919
Speaker 1: to guess countries too. If you guess one of the

485
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 1: top three, I'll give you the win, because I've never

486
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: heard of this country, and I am.

487
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 2: The top three that you haven't. You haven't heard of

488
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 2: the top I've.

489
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 1: Heard of two of the top three. You've heard two

490
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 1: of the top three.

491
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So my my gut wants me to go

492
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 2: Eastern Europe, right, good?

493
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: But is it? Okay? Am I honing in? All right?

494
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 2: Because I was going to go either Eastern Europe, But

495
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 2: then I think there's also a lot of Asian countries

496
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 2: that have, like, for real, a lot of smoking inside.

497
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go Slovenia.

498
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 1: Great, guess not one of the top three. Okay, great gas, Okay,

499
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 1: give me the ti to one of them.

500
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 2: I've been Oh oh, then I know exactly what you're

501
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 2: talking about.

502
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: Bulgaria. Bulgario's number three. Bulgaria's number three.

503
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 2: That's fantastic, all right. I was smoking inside.

504
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: I was smoking. Thirty eight percent of adults over the

505
00:26:54,560 --> 00:27:00,679
Speaker 1: age of sixteen smokes cigarettes.

506
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 2: I remember I sat down in a Bulgarian casino. Yes,

507
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,959
Speaker 2: I was there shooting for a week, and I uh

508
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,159
Speaker 2: and the as I understand it and apologized apologies to

509
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 2: all the Bulgarians out there, but as I understand that

510
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 2: the country is like essentially run by a version of

511
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 2: the mafia, the Bulgarian mafia business, and these guys, I

512
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 2: wanted to play poker because I've been playing poker online

513
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 2: with friends and only online, and I wanted to play

514
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 2: it in real person. So I waited for a slot

515
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 2: at a table and the guy sat me down. I

516
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 2: was seated with only men who were dressed in tracksuits,

517
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 2: like just the classic Eastern European mafia kind of where

518
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 2: and and was doing it and I would just keep

519
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 2: missing the blind all the time because it was in Bulgarian.

520
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 1: I've told this story, haven't I I think so, but

521
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: maybe but maybe not. I'll speed it up. I'll speed

522
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: it up.

523
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 2: And so I was like, you know, just just do

524
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 2: them a thing, doing my thing. But this one guy

525
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 2: kept calling me George, and I kept saying my name

526
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 2: is Kurt, and he just kept calling me George, and

527
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 2: then he would be like George, you know, annie up,

528
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 2: you know, and I would just keep missing it and

529
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 2: keep missing it because it was again in Bulgarian. And

530
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 2: then and then one of them was like, you never

531
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 2: played have you ever played poker before? And I was like,

532
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 2: oh boy, this is not going well. And I was

533
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 2: like only online and he's like, yeah, it shows. And

534
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 2: I was like, this guy's a piece of shit.

535
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 1: And then we keep playing.

536
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 2: He goes, I have a good hand, he goes, he

537
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:34,959
Speaker 2: goes all in against me, and I was like okay, okay,

538
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 2: and I mean like he thought he was he thought

539
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 2: I was bluffing, and I went all in against him.

540
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 2: I took all of his money, which was eight hundred dollars,

541
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 2: and then I just sat and which in Bulgaria is

542
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 2: an enormous is enormous amount of money, and he was

543
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 2: very mad. And then I just sat there and I

544
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 2: was like, okay, I.

545
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: Want to run.

546
00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 2: I want to run really far away, and instead I

547
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 2: like stayed. I was like, I understand enough. I understand

548
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 2: enough that I have to give him an opportunity to

549
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 2: win his money back. Yes, uh, And he had it

550
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 2: in for me.

551
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: We played again.

552
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 2: I played for maybe an hour more, and he did

553
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 2: it again and I took him again good.

554
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 1: And then I.

555
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 2: Threw that guy good and I and I sauntered out

556
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 2: of the casino and then ran to a Limescooter was like.

557
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: Babe, he saved your own life. That's just being aware.

558
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: Good for you, well good, And that guy's probably still

559
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: killing every Georgian Bulgaria until he finds you. He's got

560
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: a list of all the Georgis. So okay, So Bulgaria

561
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: is number three. Two. Is an Asian country. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

562
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: He used to be known as another name famously and

563
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: now it is not oh oh oh Sri Lanka. That's

564
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: a great guess.

565
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 2: Uh No, no was Ala is renamed right or no?

566
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 2: Am I thinking Istanbul Constantinople.

567
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 1: Sure these are all places? Mean Mars number two to

568
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: be Burma right right, right? Okay? And the number one

569
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 1: highest smoking per capita rate in the world is the

570
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 1: third smallest country in the world, curt oh, And I

571
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 1: don't I'm going to say it, and I don't know

572
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: if that's how you say it, but I think it's

573
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: called now ru oh Nau? Are you? It is wo

574
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 1: north of Australia. It's in Oceania, and it's fifty two

575
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: point six percent of women the four people who live there.

576
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: That's right, naarrus the highest smoking rate in the world

577
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 1: at fifty two point one percent. I'm a look over population.

578
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: Let's look at the population of Nauru. I would love that.

579
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 2: And this is really a weird educational podcast.

580
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: I know people are going to show up to work

581
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: today and just they're going to have facts to spit

582
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: all their co workers are gonna be like, damn, Debbie

583
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: got smart.

584
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 2: The population of the country of Nauru is seventy five

585
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 2: now because now.

586
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: Five thousand people there smoke. That's but that's where the

587
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: city is. Two Volu. Cool, wait, No, two Valu's another country,

588
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: another country. We're learning a lot. Look at this, We're

589
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 1: learning a lot. Tuvalu has nine thousand people. Look at that.

590
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 1: That's that's pretty good. All right, give it to me, Scott.

591
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: You guys, here we go. Here's a fun one. J

592
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: HW two six seven six sent this in and way

593
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: to hide who you are. We love that for you.

594
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: This was in CCM News, but it was actually everywhere

595
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: And I've read a very funny review of this in Esquire.

596
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: New film titled The Carpenter intertwines MMA, heavy metal, and

597
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: Jesus into an inspiring tale.

598
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 2: Well, well, well somebody was going to to do it eventually.

599
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: They were so busy worrying if they could they didn't

600
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: ask if they should, and it sounds like from their views,

601
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 1: they should not have the film. The Carpenter expects to

602
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: turn heads when it is released into select theaters nationwide.

603
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: It is the story of a champion MMA style prize

604
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 1: fighter who is befriended by a benevolent carpenter from Nazareth,

605
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: and it hits. It's going to hit silver screens at

606
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: one thousand locations.

607
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 2: They had timeout, so when Jesus comes back, he comes

608
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 2: back to Nazareth, he.

609
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: Wouldn't choose a different spot. No, who is his time?

610
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: They didn't have map quest back then.

611
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 2: Okay, great the film or does MMA? Or does MMA

612
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 2: exist in this world? Does MMA exist at two thousand

613
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 2: years ago?

614
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 1: That's the quest? Well, that's what Sparta. Some of the

615
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: reviews on the other website said that it did like

616
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: the fundamentals of like wrestling and judo and those kind

617
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 1: of things were very old. So mma is a very

618
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 1: old sport is what I think they were arguing.

619
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 2: Oh, so this is it is set. It's a period

620
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 2: piece movie.

621
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a period piece. It is Jesus is in

622
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: the movie.

623
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh the actual Jesus from two thousand years ago.

624
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 2: I see Okay, so it's a little bit Gladiators, it's

625
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 2: a little bit Jesus.

626
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: That's right. Actually, there's funny. There's some comps in it

627
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: that are just like that. The film, backed by a

628
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: heavy metal soundtrack, follows the story of Oran, an adopted

629
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: orphan whose journey as a paid fighter takes him to

630
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: Nazareth in Galilee. There, he is befriended by Yeshua, a

631
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: carpenter who takes him under his wing to share his

632
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: craft and his wisdom. It was produced by the Krebs

633
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: family and the Carpenter was shot in Cape Town, South Africa.

634
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: They had upwards of two hundred extras who were required

635
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: for shooting the extensive mma and parkour actions. Yeah yeah,

636
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: Jesus doing parkour. You know, Jesus was so good at parkour.

637
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: A kidding me?

638
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 2: He jumped off of rocks constantly.

639
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: A walk of water.

640
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that's the best parkour there is.

641
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: There is no better park wor the walking gold Water.

642
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: That is the number one parkour move. I defy modern

643
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: park chorus to actually do that.

644
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 2: It is very funny that like a common like magician's

645
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 2: trick is to pull things.

646
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: Out of a hat, right, funny yeah.

647
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,320
Speaker 2: And it is very funny that, like he just kept

648
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 2: pulling loaves and fishes out of a basket.

649
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: Dude. Yeah, it's just like.

650
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 2: A great it's just a great magician act, you know,

651
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 2: just like how many fish and loaves of bread can

652
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 2: I pull out of this basket?

653
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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's just some poor guy underneath just passing loaves

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Speaker 1: out from under the stage through the empty bottom basket,

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Speaker 1: and so it got just a large pile of fish

656
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Speaker 1: and loaves. Yeah, it was Simon, but then he had

657
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Speaker 1: to change his name to Peter because somebody caught him

658
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Speaker 1: just feeding bread and Simon, I'm Peter. I'm not Saul,

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Speaker 1: I'm Paul. Oh. Oh, those are the two guys into

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Speaker 1: the stage, just passing trout up to all the people.

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Speaker 1: The Carpenter is co written by and stars of course

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Speaker 1: Cameron Krabs, and those were with K's.

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Speaker 2: By the way, I really hope that this follows the

664
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Speaker 2: framework that you told me to look out for of

665
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Speaker 2: the movie The Beekeeper, where he says he's a beekeeper

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Speaker 2: legitimately fifty times in the movie. I hope he continuously

667
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Speaker 2: says I'm just a poor carpenter.

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Speaker 1: I'm the carpenter. If you haven't seen Jason Statham's The

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Speaker 1: Beekeeper is intense. It's incredible so far. He is a beekeeper.

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Speaker 2: He's a definite beekeeper and he says it a lot.

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Speaker 1: And he worked for a black ops sort of defensive

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Speaker 1: group called the Beekeepers, and he was the beekeeper. So

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Speaker 1: the entire movie, if I told you to do a

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Speaker 1: shot every time they said the Beekeeper, you would die

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Speaker 1: within twelve minutes of the movie starting.

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Speaker 2: So maybe because he's also a real beekeeper in addition

677
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Speaker 2: to being a secret beekeeper and head of the Beekeepers.

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Speaker 1: Right, that's right. As a screenwriter, I've never put one

679
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Speaker 1: word in a script as in ten scripts as they've

680
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Speaker 1: put Beekeeper in one script. The Beekeeper a great stupid watch,

681
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Speaker 1: especially if you're four twenty friendly. Almost a decade ago,

682
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Speaker 1: my dad and I were building a shed when we

683
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Speaker 1: came up with an idea for the film Said Crabs.

684
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Speaker 1: We were talking about how much perfection goes into the craft,

685
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Speaker 1: and we ultimately began discussing what a perfect occupation carpentry

686
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Speaker 1: was for Jesus. That's deep. That made us wonder what

687
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Speaker 1: it would be like to work under his tutelage as

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Speaker 1: his apprentice and from there. Our film was born Krebs.

689
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Speaker 1: His father Kenny, So that's Kenny with a K too.

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Speaker 1: They love the ks in this family, and I hope

691
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Speaker 1: all their middle names do not start with a ky.

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Speaker 1: He co wrote the screenplay. I fell in love with

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Speaker 1: the premise right away, Kenny Krebs says, asking the questions,

694
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Speaker 1: so many of us have asked, what was Jesus's life

695
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Speaker 1: life like? In the years leading up to his ministry.

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Speaker 1: We spent a lot of time imagining him during those

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Speaker 1: early adult years before his recorded ministry officially began. It

698
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 1: became clear that we should depict Jesus as a caring,

699
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Speaker 1: good humored, likable, wise older brother.

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Speaker 2: Wow, there is a lot like that is so fascinating

701
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Speaker 2: because like the last story of him is when he

702
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Speaker 2: was twelve, and then the next story of him is

703
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Speaker 2: when he's thirty three.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, and that's the year he gets killed thirty

705
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Speaker 1: or thirty or something like that. Yeah, and then he

706
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Speaker 1: has three years of just totally kicking ass and doing

707
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: so just magic.

708
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Speaker 2: So just eighteen years. That's never talked about. But apparently

709
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Speaker 2: there's Gnostic gospels. Have you ever heard of the Gnostic Gospels?

710
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Speaker 1: I have heard of those yes.

711
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Speaker 2: And that are apparently about those intervening years where he's

712
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Speaker 2: just like living.

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Speaker 1: The life of a dude. Haven't thood this sort of

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Speaker 1: makes sense? Yeah, I think I would love to read him.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where they are, Yeah, I don't. I'm

716
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Speaker 1: sure they're tucked away. Sure Pop has tucked him away.

717
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Speaker 2: He takes them out at night and reads him and goes, oh,

718
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Speaker 2: this stuff is filthy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he hides him under wet beef sandwiches and just

720
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Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta figure Pope Leo is still hammering

721
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Speaker 1: down on deep dish pizza and and old, old wet

722
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: Chicago beef. It's delicious. You know. When I was flying

723
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 1: back from our Chicago show O'Hair, I was like, I

724
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 1: gotta get a Chicago hot dog, And the line for

725
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Speaker 1: Chicago hot dogs in the airport was like thirty people.

726
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Speaker 1: Deep people love hot dogs.

727
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Speaker 2: Oh, I always have a Chicago hot dog in the airport.

728
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 2: I always have a Chicago hot dog. The moment I

729
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Speaker 2: land of a Chicago hot dog, get it out of

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Speaker 2: the way.

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Speaker 1: Mmmmmmm. I had one. It was delicious, the last thing

732
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Speaker 1: before I got on the flight. It's the best. Fell

733
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Speaker 1: ready asleep, got on put on the New Oh god,

734
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Speaker 1: what was that dumb movie called? I put on a

735
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,399
Speaker 1: new drama and fell asleep within two minutes and woke

736
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Speaker 1: up on initial dissent. Also, you and I went pretty hard.

737
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 1: We did so much Millort dress. I did like the

738
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Speaker 1: five Mylert shot just during the show.

739
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Speaker 2: I think I only did two or three, and then yeah,

740
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Speaker 2: that was I woke up. I rented a car and

741
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Speaker 2: then drove on the map. It said four and a

742
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Speaker 2: half hours to Cincinnati from Chicago. I'm driving, I'm driving,

743
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Speaker 2: I'm driving. I get to two hours and forty five

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Speaker 2: minutes left in my journey and then it stayed at

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Speaker 2: two hours and forty five minutes for over an hour.

746
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Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck is that? I got

747
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Speaker 1: so angry. It's like switched off Google Maps.

748
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Speaker 2: I like went on ways, started driving on ways, and

749
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Speaker 2: it was just because I'd driven through the time change

750
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Speaker 2: and I realize.

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Speaker 1: It, Yeah that makes sense, Yeah makes sense. But yeah,

752
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: pop Leo hammering that beef, so many Millart shots, just

753
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Speaker 1: as the Pope. Thanks everybody came out to the den.

754
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 1: That show was so fun. That was actually maybe a

755
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Speaker 1: top three show. I just had a great time. I

756
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: thought the audience was incredible. It really was. The Carpurtner's

757
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: soundtrack is pulled entirely from the era that gave us

758
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Speaker 1: Face the Pain by Stem, which is the UFC pay

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Speaker 1: per view music. The Old Bear Witness to the Fitness

760
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 1: of the Modern Warrior Ultimate Fighter theme song I Know

761
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Speaker 1: a Witness to the Fitness of a Modern Warrior the

762
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: lyrics to every late auts UFC fan that they knows

763
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Speaker 1: by heart. Does the Carpenter needle drop two separate Godsmack songs? Yes? Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: Do bodies hit the floor? Curt you better believe bodies

765
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Speaker 1: hit the floor? That's drowning pool. By the way, great name.

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00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 2: So this article is in Heavy Metal Magazine?

767
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: Why is this? Songs that are CCM news which and

768
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Speaker 1: I think the m is music? I do actually think

769
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Speaker 1: this isn't a music It was in Esquire. Also, weirdly,

770
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Speaker 1: do the bodies hit the floor? Yes? For those who

771
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Speaker 1: are still somehow interested in this film, think Rocky meets

772
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Speaker 1: the Ten Commandments or Gladiator meets Passion of the Christ. Honestly,

773
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 1: you got me those. I'm in for the second with

774
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: some lessons and a hallmark meet cute romance added for

775
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 1: good measure, also included our Motley Crue. It speaks to

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Speaker 1: the audience of sports reading. Is that what the how

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Speaker 1: the article goes?

778
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Speaker 2: It says all that, and then also Motley Crue are there?

779
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 1: It does, it says soundtrack also featuring songs from bands

780
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Speaker 1: like Motley Crue. That's what it says. I it. It

781
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Speaker 1: speaks to an audience of sports fans who go to

782
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Speaker 1: church on Sundays, says director and co screenwriter Garrett Battye

783
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Speaker 1: B A T. T. Why. It's been a fun adventure

784
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Speaker 1: to be a part of. So we got to watch

785
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Speaker 1: the carpenter at some point. All right, sounds good. I

786
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: bet it's not good, but we're gonna do it here.

787
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Speaker 1: I bet you is not.

788
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 2: I will tease us into some thumbnup.

789
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got four good thumbs ups. Yo, you

790
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: want to run a naked five k, you can.

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00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 2: I would do that, Okay, Well, then we have to

792
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 2: talk about that after the thumbs up, because I do not.

793
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Speaker 1: Okay. Is it in America? It is? No, I'm not

794
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 1: doing it here. Oh you would only do it in

795
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: a foreign country. Correct, all right, but I'd wear an

796
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 1: America hat. Just a little uncle say I'm top hat.

797
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Speaker 1: Right at the very end, freda thumbs up. Sarah Burpie,

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Speaker 1: great name, has a thumbs up. Her colleague at the

799
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Speaker 1: Washington Museum Association told her about a student named Anne

800
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Speaker 1: Longman who had a job offer rescinded at the Crater

801
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 1: Lake National Park. So, oh Man, you know why because yeah,

802
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: because he's in charge. Hate national parks for some reason.

803
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 2: I imagine to get a job offer a Crater Lake.

804
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 2: Crater Lake is one of the most beautiful places is

805
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Speaker 2: planet Earth.

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00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So she got her off and Longman

807
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 1: got her off for rescinded. But you know what, she

808
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: got a temporary position somewhere else. But more importantly and

809
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: more banana centric, she started a Bird of the Week

810
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Speaker 1: website to practice his yeher interpretive skills, which is writing

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Speaker 1: exhibits exhibit right, yeah and yeah, and does all of

812
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Speaker 1: the illustrations on the website herself. I've been to this website,

813
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Speaker 1: car ban animals. I highly encourage you visit this if

814
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Speaker 1: you're bored at work, or bored at home, or bored anywhere.

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Speaker 1: But give me that website name Bird of Theweek dot info,

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Speaker 1: Bird of the Week dot info. The illustrations are beautiful

817
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 1: and thumbs up to you. This is how we stick it. Oh,

818
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: this's so cool.

819
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 2: I'm looking at them right now and the first bird

820
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Speaker 2: up was Northern flicker, but it definitely looks like Northern fucker,

821
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Speaker 2: So that's fun right away.

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Speaker 1: You Sarah Burpy thumbs up to you too for sending

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Speaker 1: it in very cool of you. Carissa right wants to

824
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Speaker 1: thumb up her fiance. They reached the seventy five hard

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Speaker 1: seventy five days of not smoking weed, which she had

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Speaker 1: been smoking daily for over five years. Carrissa says, I

827
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:05,439
Speaker 1: remember being annoyed in the past when you guys would

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Speaker 1: talk about the seventy five Hard, So at this point

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Speaker 1: I have to say, we never talk about seventy five.

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Speaker 1: This shows how much weed Carissa was smoking. We do

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Speaker 1: the dry sixty nine. The seventy five hard seems somehow dirtier,

832
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: but hey, the seventy five Heart really is a different podcast. Yeah,

833
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Speaker 1: your mountain to climb, and we're so proud of you.

834
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Speaker 2: And I bet to that other podcast that made up

835
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Speaker 2: seventy five hard doesn't even recognize this.

836
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Speaker 1: And if it doesn't exist, we will take on the

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Speaker 1: seventy five hard. I will not be sending bumper stickers

838
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 1: for that. But congratulations and also Chrisa says, thanks guys

839
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Speaker 1: for celebrating bananimal's achievements. It really inspired me to keep sober.

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Speaker 1: That's cool. Write the fuck on good for you, Carissa,

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Speaker 1: and congratulations on You're not bananas related seventy five hard

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Speaker 1: Cassie Sento wants a thumb up for two cats. This

843
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 1: is another fun one, Zoe and Harvey. She says, my

844
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Speaker 1: husband and I are taking them on a year long

845
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Speaker 1: road trip. They're living that van life. They've been adapting

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Speaker 1: like champs living in the van as well. And they've

847
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Speaker 1: been these two cats, Zoe and Harvey, I've been able

848
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Speaker 1: to explore different parks and outdoor spaces. You can follow

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Speaker 1: their adventure cat adventures on at van Underscore Kiddies. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and so go check out Zoe and Harvey and see

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Speaker 1: these cats live in that van life. So we thumb

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Speaker 1: thumbs up. And last, but not least, Christa wants the

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Speaker 1: thumbs up the Maintenance Phase podcast. Okay, you know a

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Speaker 1: lot of podcasts. I love the podcasts. Wouldn't thumb up

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Speaker 1: another podcast, but here's coumbing up another podcast. We love

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00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 1: other podcasts. Kurt recently shouted out the maintenance Phase when

857
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: we were talking about blue zones being fake. Yeah remember

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Speaker 1: that one, yep, I sure do. But the wonderful Christa

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00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 1: says that the Maintenance Phase podcast helped her survive in

860
00:45:56,120 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: eating disorder more than any treatment facility ever did. Amazing, Christa,

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Speaker 1: You're the best. We love you. Keep it up, keep

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Speaker 1: it going. Thumbs up to you, to you, Kurdi B

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Speaker 1: for mentioning maintenance face. Yeah, and you know, if you

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Speaker 1: have a new podcast, I'm going to pick a month

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Speaker 1: this year. It won't be this month, the next month.

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Speaker 1: But if you want a banana boy as your guest

867
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Speaker 1: for I don't know, half an hour, I'll do your

868
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Speaker 1: podcast it is. I'll be a guest on your podcast.

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Speaker 1: I don't care how big it is, as long as

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Speaker 1: it exists. I don't want to do your first one.

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Speaker 2: I'll do your third one, all right, Scott, do you

872
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:32,919
Speaker 2: want to run a naked five?

873
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Speaker 1: K will tell me about it.

874
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Speaker 2: Oh this is from Posting Courier, Spartanburg, Spartanburg Posting Courier,

875
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Speaker 2: Now New York Baby, Uh no, maybe this is South Carolina.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it is South Carolina. This was written by oh

877
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Speaker 1: Christian Bosholt. Christian bustle. Don't know who that is best

878
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,839
Speaker 1: in the business. Who it is? Damn right. Here's how

879
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: Christian starts it off. Track Suits are out, birthday suits

880
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 1: are in. Boom Baby.

881
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 2: That's how you write it. That's how you write the

882
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Speaker 2: first line. At least that's the prevailing vibe. At the

883
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Speaker 2: Carolina Foothills Resorts Buck Creek Streak five K on June fourteenth,

884
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Speaker 2: the clothing optional trail race at the nudist resort in

885
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Speaker 2: southern Spartanburg County as a record one hundred and sixty

886
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 2: one people signed up so far. Tom Crowder, lifelong nudist

887
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Speaker 2: who's on the resources board of director, says, you can

888
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 2: go anywhere and do a five k, but you can't

889
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 2: go anywhere and run a five k naked. If you

890
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Speaker 2: go to the Turkey Trot and drop your drawers, you'd

891
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 2: probably get arrested, all right. Not so at Buck Creek Streak,

892
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Speaker 2: which takes place entirely within the confines of the private

893
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Speaker 2: community and away from public eyes. The race, started by

894
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Speaker 2: late Mike Ward, is going on it's eleventh year.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: About twenty five people ran the first race, but it's

897
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 2: gotten a lot bigger in the Intervening Decade. One hundred

898
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Speaker 2: and thirty eight ran it last year and the winning

899
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Speaker 2: time was twenty one forty five a pay of seven

900
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Speaker 2: minutes per mile. Uh think about seven minutes per mile

901
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Speaker 2: is a pretty good clip.

902
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Speaker 1: It's pretty fast, I would say. So it's a lot

903
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: of jiggly bits. Well that's what I was thinking, that

904
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Speaker 1: that's a good run when you're you know, hanging out jingly, jangling.

905
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 1: I mean, are people wearing tape? What are they doing?

906
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 2: And it's and also I mean, what if they're just

907
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 2: taping their balls over their dick to their stomach?

908
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 1: Is that what they're doing? Also, I have balls and

909
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: ding dongs are one thing, but boobs ample buzzum is

910
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 1: not easy to run if you you know, is it

911
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 1: just two things of tape over like crossed over the chest?

912
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: What is happening here? And why hold it?

913
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Speaker 2: Don't we want clothes? Why don't we want clothes when

914
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:49,479
Speaker 2: we run?

915
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 1: I under what that chafing curt The chafings would slows

916
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,359
Speaker 1: you down from your record time? I guess so.

917
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 2: But the jiggling, the jiggling baby.

918
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Speaker 1: There, I think it's genetic. Some people love being naked

919
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 1: in a way that is inexplicable to me. I mean

920
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: we've talked about in the pop before. I mean, as

921
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: young men in New York, the number of shows that

922
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: were naked, comics naked, and prop shows naked. I saw

923
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: Equis or whatever that play was, and it was nudity,

924
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 1: and everyboy thought it was this great, big deal. Then

925
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 1: I watched, I'm like, yes, it's fine. I saw a

926
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Speaker 1: play called Metamorphosis that had nudity in it New York,

927
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Speaker 1: and I was like, didn't need it, didn't I anything.

928
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Speaker 2: I've always been a fan of nudity, of being nude,

929
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,720
Speaker 2: and I think, but it's gotten I've gotten less.

930
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 1: I've gotten less nude in my old age.

931
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 2: But I remember once and I think I told this

932
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 2: story I don't know on like the third Bananas.

933
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Speaker 1: Yeah, But I was dating a woman. She had a friend.

934
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Speaker 2: She kind of half lived upstate, half lived down in

935
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Speaker 2: Brooklyn with GONI. She had friends who I didn't know

936
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Speaker 2: very well, and we were driving to a party and

937
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 2: then we're coming back from the party but there wasn't

938
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Speaker 2: enough room the car and I was like, I'll ride

939
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Speaker 2: in the trunk. So I said I'll ride in the

940
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Speaker 2: trunk because I kind of like riding in trunks, especially

941
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Speaker 2: back when I was a teenager, and and so I

942
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 2: get in there, are you sure? And I was like, yeah,

943
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Speaker 2: I really don't mind it. It's it's more comfortable for

944
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 2: me than being like crammed up in a tiny car

945
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Speaker 2: on somebody's.

946
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Speaker 1: Last foot four. You're a big guy.

947
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Speaker 2: So I just while driving back, it was a little tipsy,

948
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Speaker 2: and I just thought it would be really funny if

949
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 2: I got fully undressed in the trunk, like I went

950
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Speaker 2: in fully clothed, and then it's kind of hard to

951
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Speaker 2: get out of your clothes in a trunk. There's a

952
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 2: trunk of a Honda, you know, small car. But I

953
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Speaker 2: managed to get out of all my clothes and then

954
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:47,839
Speaker 2: it's like another twenty minutes until the house, and that's

955
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 2: enough time for me to get a little worried that

956
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Speaker 2: maybe I don't know these people that well. They're my

957
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Speaker 2: girlfriend's friends, and so what they originally I was going

958
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 2: to do is they would just like pop the trunk

959
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 2: and I'd be there like ah. But instead, you can

960
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 2: all trunks, and if you don't ride in trunks often

961
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:07,800
Speaker 2: you might not know this, but they all have a

962
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 2: little latch that you can pop from the inside so

963
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:11,760
Speaker 2: that people can't.

964
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Speaker 1: Trap you in the gym. Yes, that's right.

965
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Speaker 2: So they pull up, they stop, I pop the trunk

966
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 2: myself and then just start running to try and like

967
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 2: get away because my plan has become too weird for

968
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 2: even me. But instead I run, I run in front

969
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 2: of the car, likes in order to get to the house,

970
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:32,879
Speaker 2: I have to run in front of the car, and

971
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 2: like the high beams are on beautiful, so they didn't

972
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 2: even know I had gotten out of the trunk. So

973
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 2: all they see is they pull up to a house

974
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 2: that they haven't been to in a couple hours, and

975
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 2: then just streaking across their high beams is just like

976
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 2: the whitest, tallest thing they've ever seen in their life,

977
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 2: just jiggly bits the whole way. Yeah, and people screamed

978
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 2: inside the car. They were surprised because they didn't think

979
00:51:58,520 --> 00:51:59,319
Speaker 2: I'd gotten out.

980
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: They didn't. They thought it was somebody else. It's a

981
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 1: great joke. It was perfect execution. Yeah. I think you

982
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: nailed it. And I think if you're going to ride

983
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: in the trunk and pop out at a party of strangers,

984
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 1: you might as well do it. I mean, go for it.

985
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 1: You only live once.

986
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Speaker 2: And then you have a story, Scotti, thank you so

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Speaker 2: much for this delightful episode.

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Speaker 1: Of Very Fun One. It was the joy was mine.

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00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: Thank you to everybody. Exactly right, Katie Levine, our wonderful

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Speaker 1: producer and engineer, at least a maggot are real human

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Speaker 1: or she's a full human and she's not a robot,

992
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,919
Speaker 1: and she's also a part time employee and she does

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Speaker 1: a lot of great things for us And to the

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Speaker 1: benevolent overlords Karen and Georgia. I'm actually going over Karen's

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Speaker 1: tonight looking forward for the hang. It's gonna be a

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00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:43,240
Speaker 1: fun hang for our fave. Thanks to all you been animals,

997
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: all the sport, all the love. We love you right back.

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Speaker 1: Bananas sound did like it sounded like you live on Nauru.

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Speaker 1: Bananas Bananas is an exactly right media production. Our producer

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Speaker 1: and engineer is Katie Levine. The catchy banana theme song

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Speaker 1: was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart.

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot,

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Speaker 2: part time employee.

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Speaker 1: or wherever you get your podcasts, and please feel free

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