WEBVTT - See You Later, Alligator (with Langston Kerman + David Gborie) (RE-RELEASE) 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:04.880 Also wrath where those are forks, I'm not afraid of that. Yeah, 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:12.080 size and not for four Kish or Kids for Kids, 0:00:12.360 --> 0:00:14.800 which is a new Kenya Bears project that I'm sure 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:22.279 he's working on. I'm a hundred percent so he's working 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:26.560 on a show called Fokish he has I'm auditioning. Yeah, 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:51.160 I hope so fat Uncle on four Kishi racists, money 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:59.120 stuff I can't tell me. Welcome to another phenomenal episode 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:03.440 of My Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:07.399 deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:11.080 finally worked to prove that Michael Jackson didn't fact invent 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:15.640 the gritty on the hint of his music video they 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:19.200 Don't Care about Us. That was a weird Michael Michael 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:24.560 in Africa, strange time. Yeah, he got in trouble and 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:28.640 he really started focusing on global issues. Yeah. Yeah, all 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:31.880 of a sudden, everything's very Jamaican vibe, which I don't think. 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:34.000 I didn't like it. But he did hit the gritty 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:37.440 in that video. I don't remember that, but I'm excited 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:39.720 to go back and look, and I do I believe. 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:45.039 I'm I'm invested in whatever you're pitching here. Do you think, 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:49.040 do you think John morant Is is aware of this? 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:51.720 Is that going to change his position on the gritty 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:56.840 even I often wonder about these kids who, like I 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:59.600 grew up at the era where it was never weird 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:02.680 till I Michael, Like, we saw him get weird, right, 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:07.040 So I still had bad Michael Jackson, like everything before 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:11.600 black or white, right, But these kids, he was always 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:18.119 a freak. He was always just like right. I never 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:22.960 knew him as dark skinned Michael Jackson. I by the 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:26.400 time I mean, by the time I became aware of 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:31.720 Michael Jackson, he was already the transformed Michael Jackson. And 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:36.120 so every era after that was just him getting weirder. 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:39.720 He was already a weird Oh to your point, but 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:42.960 you grew up with him as a viable music. He 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:45.639 wasn't a joke when you were a little not at all. 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:49.359 He was a very serious, respected man in and certainly 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:52.000 my home and all the homes of the people I loved. Oh, 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:56.720 we lit a candle for him. We're praying for you, Michael. 0:02:58.240 --> 0:03:02.640 I pray those mean little boys don't get justice against you. Michael. Yeah, 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:05.160 we leave the back door up, and you can you 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:07.560 leave the back door unlocked. You can always come home. Right. 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:13.000 I don't even know what side of argument. The point is, 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:16.359 I'm saying John morand like that kind of guy. Michael 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:20.000 Jackson was always like a crazy cartoon character. Right. He's 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:24.000 he's young enough that like he probably started Michael Jackson 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:28.200 at Wacko Jacko era shit, right, which means that he 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:32.000 it's oh, I'm just doing silly ship, right, I'm I'm 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:34.960 jumping around the house like that freak on TV. Yeah, 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:37.920 he doesn't know about the remember the time video, you 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:40.880 know what I mean? You mean the man with no nose. Yeah, 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:43.920 I think I'm gonna I'm gonna make fun of him. Yeah, 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:49.600 I can do his dance holding babies over balconies. He's 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:53.480 not a serious person. But yeah, Michael, I I remember 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:56.560 when Michael got that bob, that that short little bob 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:59.720 was the worst era. I think the music was still 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:03.960 hit no and and it was right that what was 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:07.960 that that that sad song where the sort of like fude, 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:10.839 yeah you are not alone. That was the one where 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:14.040 he introduced the bob. And for me it was like, 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:17.479 I still a serious man in my book, still a 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:20.159 man I respect. I don't know the bob to me 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:22.479 that he looked you know who he looked like. He 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:26.360 looked like who's he looked like Mike Myers? And so 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:36.159 I married an ax murderer. It's like a very uncomfortable haircut, 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:39.239 it is. I mean, it's a it's a phenomenal move 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:43.680 to get the haircut of the boys you supposedly molested. 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:46.640 Do you know what I'm site? It was some scarlet 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:49.920 lettership it truly. He was like he was like, hey, 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:52.520 give me the scared child. And the barber was like, 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:55.880 say no more family, you mean like your man's who 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:57.880 you brought in with you? Yeah? I got it. Yeah, yeah. 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:02.920 Can I do you have a question about Michael Jackson, 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:06.240 because we're talking about him anyways. Do you ever remember 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:12.800 seeing his nipples? I don't remember Michael Jackson's nipples. No, 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:16.520 I don't. I will say, I don't think he has 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:21.400 ever been shirtless in any public for him, really, I don't. 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:24.080 I don't think so. And in fact, I think he 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:27.240 went out of his way to never take his shirt 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:31.840 off because the claim was his vida ligo was much 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:37.920 more apparent underneath his clothes. But I feel like he 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:42.359 was always like wind swept shirts. Yeah, but he always 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:46.040 had like an undershirt underneath that it was never chest 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:49.760 out Michael Jackson as far as Oh no, I'm here 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:53.159 to tell you. I googled Michael Jackson nipples image search. 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:55.760 I got your man with his shirt off and the 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:59.880 vibe the bob fuck, it's so bad. I gotta send this. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:03.919 Oh no, you're not gonna like it at all. There's 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:07.440 no way I could. There's no way that I look 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:11.720 up Michael Jackson's nipples and and it's a pleasant surprise. 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:16.080 I always thought that he had weird nipples here. I 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:18.920 bet they're dark. I bet they're They're thick and dark. 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:20.839 That's what you want it to be. That's not what 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:25.040 they are. Oh wow, let's let's see what he's got going. 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:38.200 Oh no, oh no, Michael, they're so pronounced. He looks 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:43.800 like an inappropriate anime character, like dirty ban. Yeah, like 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:48.040 this is it's teetering into hints Ie. It's not quite Hintie, 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:51.160 but there's a lot of tentacles. Oh but he's gonna 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:54.640 get in there. Oh I don't like it, Michael. What happened? 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:59.200 Because he's an in shape guy. It's not like he's 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:02.240 like a bad bodied man. What what the funk? Happened 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:06.000 to his nipples. Maybe maybe this is where it started. 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:08.640 Maybe it was always that he had bad, bad nipples, 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:12.040 because bad nipples on the dude, that'll suck you up. 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:16.640 I've got bad nipples, and yeah they're there. I got, 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:21.280 I got big ones. N Yeah, I got the like 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:25.320 genuine nips. Yeah I don't. I'm not familiar with Genuine's nipples. 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:27.920 You you seem to be a man well versed in 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:34.240 uh in the nipples. I've seen some nips. I have 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:37.760 no doubt that you've seen some nips. Please don't for 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:40.080 a second thing that you're out that I think you're 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:43.400 out here nipp list. That's all I wanted to know. 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:46.560 I just want you to know. But Genuine had puffy ones. 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:48.960 Yeah I got. I got the puffy joints and and 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:51.840 I don't love it. Uh, you know, because there's nothing 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:54.520 you can do, right, I don't think so. I mean, 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:56.960 I guess I could get like a surgery of some kind, 0:07:57.040 --> 0:08:02.800 but that feels like les man. Yeah, I got porno nipples. 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:06.200 I got My ship looks like he's kisses. Oh nice. Yeah, 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:07.960 it's like one of the few good things I got. 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:19.640 Everything else sucks, But ship blown out but the nips 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:26.200 on point gorgeous nipples. I don't know that we can 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:29.480 keep talking about nipples. I understand in this episode because 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:33.160 we we have a conspiracy theory, don't have to do. 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:35.120 We have a job to do, and and it's a 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:38.320 conspiracy theory. I'm super excited to dig into. It feels 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:41.360 fresh for this show. One that that is rare. It's not. 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:44.200 It's one that I'm familiar with. What But I don't 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:46.760 think it's often associated with black people at all. But 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:50.600 I do think black people have long speculated about this 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:54.640 as much as white people have. The conspiracy that we're 0:08:54.679 --> 0:09:00.920 talking about today is my mama told me there are 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:10.720 alligators in the sewers. Love it, You're already on board. 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:13.280 Tell me, tell me what you know about this? Is 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:15.960 there is this a theory you believe? It's this one 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:20.280 that that you tell your children. I've always had an 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:25.120 obsession with under the streets since the Ninja Turtles. Yeah, definitely. 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:28.400 I was one of those kids who like pulled off 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:31.720 a few man manhole covers, you know what I'm saying, 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:35.680 Like God in there a little bit, but then got 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:39.960 too scared. But I it's a whole network of catacombs, 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:43.960 and I believe that it seems reasonable to me that 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:47.800 you could live down there. So you went so far 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:51.680 as to attempt to hunt these these potential alligators. You 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:54.079 weren't just uh, you aren't sucking around. I guess. I 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:56.440 don't know if hunt is the word, And I don't 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:59.800 know if I was even going down there because of alligators. 0:09:59.840 --> 0:10:03.559 Is much is maybe looking to find some teenage turtle 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:06.360 friends or something like that, Like, I don't know. I 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:09.680 just always wanted to. I've always felt like there is 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:12.160 a life to be led under the streets, and I 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:14.480 don't think it's crazy that an alligator ended up in there. 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:16.560 You've ever been in Florida, I've seen alligators on the 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:18.120 side of the high road. High wait, like, of course 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:20.040 they could get in there. And then they start having 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:24.600 gator babies, and they started I don't know why, but 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:28.040 the way you said they started having gator babies felt bigoted, 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:33.000 very like I was talking about Armenians. Yeah, it felt 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:35.480 like you had a different group in mind that weren't 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:38.760 the alligators when you said it. But you know well 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:42.960 enough to call them alligators because yeah, your grandkids don't 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:48.560 like when you talk like that. Yeah, I just don't 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:55.000 want one. Dating my daughter is I will say that 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:58.560 that I similarly had a massive obsession with the teenage 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:02.360 mutant Ninja turtles. Leonardo was my guy, which I now 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:05.920 know is dweep ship for Yeah, he was a smart one. No, 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:11.439 Leonardo was the the Yeah, he was like the responsible one. 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:14.520 It's like you fucking loser. In retrospect, I think Donna 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:17.360 Tello is my favorite. He he was the smart one 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:22.960 and and also staff Yeah, exactly as obviously a Michelangelo guy. 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:27.160 You're Michelangelo. It felt heck to me if I was. 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:30.280 He loved pizza and he had numb chucks. I was seven. 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:33.600 There's it's like a low bar. That's all I want. 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:38.840 He started living in your dream that yeah. Yeah, yeah, 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:43.120 you're a pretty good guy. Yes, Leonardo was the blue 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:47.319 one with the swords. Yeah, Leonardo had the sword. Raphael 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:49.880 I think was a very popular first choice for a 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:52.240 lot of people, but he was too grumpy for my taste. 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:54.400 It was a hothead too. Yeah, I like the more 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:57.560 reasonable man and Leonardo he always came in reasonable, you 0:11:57.559 --> 0:12:01.240 know what I mean. The conversation that hand, These Niga 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:06.200 Turtles did naturally progress for me into believing in all 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:10.079 the living creatures that could potentially come out of the sewers, 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.800 which for some reason I think are always reptiles in 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:16.520 my mind, even though we know for sure are down there. Yeah, 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:18.880 that's a good point. Why is it so reptile? Bit 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:22.880 it's something about their cold blooded right, something about that 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:27.240 seems to lend itself to being away from the light forever. 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:30.000 I don't I don't really know, Yeah it seems. And 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:32.599 also it's like, oh, y'all, don't mind being wet and 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:36.960 it wheah, yeah, when that seems like your vibe even 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:39.720 though you like, yeah, you like it, you sick little 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:44.680 fuss knocking out of my house. I also felt the 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:49.560 idea that like there's something of like an alligator seems 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:53.079 like somewhat of a rogue animal to me, like that 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:56.800 it could like exist away from other like when I 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:59.880 think about like birds or like cats, they have to 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.479 be like in the mix with all the other animals. 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:05.960 But like, for some reason, alligators, because they're so old, 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:08.880 they're like dinosaurs, they seem to me like they could 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:12.280 exist far away from everything, like they don't need to 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:18.440 socialize like that, certainly not not with other kinds of species, 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:22.520 like if they're they're together. Maybe alligators you know, hang 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:26.040 out with other alligators, but they're not fucking uh chilling 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:29.319 with like raccoons and ship exactly why, which is why 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:32.760 the sewers is perfect for them. Yeah, now that makes 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:36.800 perfect sense. I I doesn't. It doesn't seem impossible to me. 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:41.480 It doesn't seem like this far fetched thing. Although you know, 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:43.400 and we'll talk about this more when we look at 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:46.160 the research, there are a lot of people who do 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:49.640 treat it as this super far fetched idea that it's 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:53.000 like and no, absolutely not. There are no alligators underneath 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:56.640 our streets and ship. Alligators don't even have to be big, 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:59.760 is the other thing? M what are those little ones 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:05.360 you know? Uh or something like, oh, you're talking about 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:10.240 funck now Cayman Cayman which you're referring to, But Cayman 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:14.800 aren't actually that or they're not necessarily little either. It's 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:18.800 just a different like mouth shape and head shape. Oh, 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:21.880 they're not smaller. Now, they can be smaller, but they 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:24.520 can also be big as fuck, like Cayman can be massive. 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:29.680 Okadn't that but gators, gators similar to to Cayman can 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:32.240 range like to your point, they can be like three 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:35.080 feet or they can be like twelve feet, and it truly, 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:38.040 it just depends on the gator. And I don't know 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:39.840 what they eat, but I feel like they would eat 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:43.280 our trash. Mm hmmm. Does that make sense? Do you 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:46.640 think gators are like they're like eating McDonald's rappers and 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:49.000 ship Well, I think that I throw away a lot 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:53.840 of rib bones and things. I don't think it's only 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:57.400 trash McDonald's. I've cooked for myself. I'm a grown man. 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:02.720 Scrap some things like that that ain't nerve. I don't 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:07.320 know what you looked this weekend, but but some meal 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:10.520 you had this weekend, I felt like the wrong choice. 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:13.360 And I brought up McDonald's and you're like, look, I 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:16.720 I do other things for myself. I'm a big strong man. 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:21.720 Oh man, you really did get me. I put cheese 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:25.080 on a hot lake and I've been like, I've been 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:29.240 like you gotta relax, like you can't live like bro. 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:31.560 My friend was like, he was like, that's like putting 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:36.720 more frosting on top of a cupcake. Like, and I 0:15:36.760 --> 0:15:38.680 was trying to tell people, it's like we're at the lake, 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:40.640 and I was like, oh no, it's good with the cheese, 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:42.720 and everybody was like, what are you doing? Yeah, like, 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:48.000 hey man, it's America's birthday, not yours. You gotta relax. 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:50.600 Put your shirt down, take the cheese off, the hot wake, 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:57.600 put those gorgeous nipples, those nips back, little chocolate chip nipples. 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:02.560 Put them away. You're acting wild right now. Yeah, so 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:06.520 you caught me on that. That's fair. Let me ask 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:08.960 you this before we take a break. Has there ever 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:14.520 been in your home a conversation around the potential alligators 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:16.600 in the sewers? Where you ever? Did you ever bring 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:19.480 this to your mom, your family of any kind and 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:23.280 say like, hey, y'all, here's what I think. Where y'all 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:26.040 at with this? I don't think so. Because so this 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:28.640 is strange my mom. I don't know if it's because 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:31.440 she's African, I don't know what it is. She has 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:36.480 a very strange aversion to the Ninja Turtles, Like she 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:39.280 fucking she hated the Ninja Like I wasn't supposed to 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:42.560 watch it until a little older and then you can 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:46.720 kind of navigate she like, and she's never really given 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:50.400 me a good excuse why, but she hates the Ninja Turtles. 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:52.160 So I think that I don't think I ever brought 0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:55.920 this up. This was like one I kept inside. That's fascinating. 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:58.760 I don't what could the Ninja turtles have done that 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:01.440 made her feel that way. I've never had I've never 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:05.160 really understood because it's like I could watch G. I. Joe. 0:17:05.240 --> 0:17:08.560 If you watch X Men, do you think it's and 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:11.320 I'm just gonna start guessing stuff, but do you think 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:14.239 that like there's some weird race thing inside of this 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:17.280 where she like feels like it's some like this is 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:21.840 the black people of of the mutant community and she 0:17:21.920 --> 0:17:25.080 didn't like the representation it was implying or something like that. 0:17:25.400 --> 0:17:30.720 I have literally never thought neither did I until just now. 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:34.040 I think she thought it was gross. I don't know, man, 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:37.400 I think that she was fresh from Si leone, right, 0:17:37.440 --> 0:17:39.119 and then she comes here and they got these weird 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:43.200 these turtles that eat pizza in the sewer and they're talking. 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:47.479 That's kind of gross. I understand that like mutants you 0:17:47.520 --> 0:17:50.600 get because they like they got superpowers, but they still 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:54.320 look like people. Uh. G I. Joe is just dudes 0:17:54.320 --> 0:17:58.720 with guns. But it's just this gross abomination. Why were 0:17:58.720 --> 0:18:02.679 there no girls like everything about right that they were 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:04.800 How were they gonna Because that's the other thing is 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:07.040 why were they Why were there no turtle girls? Well, 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:10.119 what were they gonna do? They went through puberty at 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:13.440 some point. Well I and this this is maybe tough 0:18:13.480 --> 0:18:16.399 for you. They did add a girl at one point. 0:18:16.760 --> 0:18:19.880 They added a fifth Turtle for the I believe the 0:18:19.920 --> 0:18:26.400 Third Turtle film, and her name escapes me. It was 0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:30.680 she's named after an art tiste eight but it's it's 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:37.560 bad it yes, Venus de Milo or some ship in life. Yeah, 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:41.879 so she was added for that film. Was supposedly like 0:18:41.960 --> 0:18:45.359 the Lost Turtle sister. And her her mask is light 0:18:45.520 --> 0:18:49.000 blue and yep, you guessed it. She does have titties. 0:18:49.240 --> 0:18:53.840 She has turtle ties. I hate that. But also the 0:18:53.880 --> 0:18:55.920 Lost Sister. That's not really getting it done, you know 0:18:55.960 --> 0:18:59.520 what I'm saying. No, you can't funk on your sister. Yeah, 0:19:00.200 --> 0:19:04.600 doesn't really help at all. No, So them boys, and 0:19:04.680 --> 0:19:06.520 you know, we saw it over and over again. Them 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:09.320 boys just had to be horny for a news reporter 0:19:09.440 --> 0:19:12.119 lady who could never really fuck them, and they just 0:19:12.160 --> 0:19:15.320 had to watch their friend in the hockey mass fucker instead. 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:18.480 I don't think that they watched. You don't think so 0:19:18.600 --> 0:19:21.320 you don't think that these guys who climb through her 0:19:21.359 --> 0:19:26.240 apartment window every night we were still kids, like even 0:19:26.320 --> 0:19:29.440 more reason why they would feel comfortable going and sneaking 0:19:29.440 --> 0:19:32.720 and watch her. Fuck Casey Jones. Oh, I hate that. 0:19:33.200 --> 0:19:37.320 I'm sorry. I'm sorry for what's happening here, but I 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:42.440 truly believe they watched them. Fuck you know, let's put 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:49.080 a break. I got well, David, this price lessing. We'll 0:19:49.119 --> 0:19:51.040 take a break. We'll be back when more, my mama 0:19:51.080 --> 0:20:11.480 told me, and we are that you got what I need. Yeah, 0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:15.200 We're back here with more, David boy, more length, thinker, 0:20:15.240 --> 0:20:17.600 I mean more. My mama told me. We're still talking 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:22.720 about the possibility that alligators live in our sewers. That 0:20:22.840 --> 0:20:25.840 they are, they are beneath our feet as we speak, 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:29.600 running around. They're doing alligator ship, whatever the funk that 0:20:29.680 --> 0:20:34.840 might be. Are you at all worried about the alligators 0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:37.000 and the sewers? Does it feel like a threat to 0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:39.399 you at all? No, because I don't hang out in 0:20:39.440 --> 0:20:41.800 your train ditches and I'm not in the suitters like 0:20:41.840 --> 0:20:44.520 that anymore. So like anymore, I don't mean that like 0:20:45.080 --> 0:20:49.200 that's crazy, that's crazy, Like I'm not even ever trying 0:20:49.200 --> 0:20:51.080 to get down there to get like a ball or 0:20:51.160 --> 0:20:54.880 I'm fucking they got their own life, I got you. Yeah, 0:20:54.920 --> 0:20:56.960 it doesn't bother me at all. What about you? I 0:20:57.480 --> 0:21:02.440 don't think so. I guess my fear is that they 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:05.159 come up the drains right like. That would be the 0:21:05.600 --> 0:21:09.520 biggest anxiety that I feel. Yeah, I don't want to 0:21:10.280 --> 0:21:12.479 gator up my butt, you know what I'm saying, But 0:21:12.800 --> 0:21:14.600 that would probably be more of a Cayman because of 0:21:14.640 --> 0:21:17.040 the smaller head. Yeah, they got that little head. They 0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:19.760 get up there real good, and then they you know, 0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:22.040 now they're in my butt hole and I don't want to. 0:21:22.720 --> 0:21:26.040 But beyond that fear, I think I'm fine with them 0:21:26.119 --> 0:21:29.960 living beneath us and getting ship on their foreheads. I 0:21:30.040 --> 0:21:32.560 guess I don't. I don't know what else could be 0:21:32.640 --> 0:21:35.280 the thing I don't. That's the thing I also don't. 0:21:35.400 --> 0:21:38.600 And this is, you know, showing my ignorance. I don't 0:21:38.600 --> 0:21:43.920 know how elaborate the sewers system is. Like once you 0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:46.040 were referencing a lot of T and M M T 0:21:46.400 --> 0:21:49.080 or whatever, they led you to believe that they were 0:21:49.119 --> 0:21:52.160 like abandoned subway stations and shipped down there. I don't 0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:56.680 think it's that crazy, right you think? So you think 0:21:56.680 --> 0:22:00.520 there's just like a couple of pipes and and that's that. Yeah, 0:22:00.520 --> 0:22:03.520 I think it's just a couple of tunnels. Damn. I 0:22:03.560 --> 0:22:06.520 actually think it's I've always imagined it's like a world, 0:22:06.800 --> 0:22:10.840 the whole world beneath us, like that's you know, Atlantis 0:22:10.840 --> 0:22:17.000 in my mind, the system. But why would it be that, 0:22:17.800 --> 0:22:20.720 because there there are and I've read articles about it, 0:22:20.760 --> 0:22:23.800 there are actual human beings that live in our not 0:22:23.880 --> 0:22:28.439 in our sewers necessarily, but in the subway systems underneath 0:22:28.640 --> 0:22:32.800 New York City. So it's like entire families and ship 0:22:32.960 --> 0:22:37.240 like have built you know, communities down there. And okay, 0:22:37.240 --> 0:22:39.960 so it is so it is elaborate. I think it's 0:22:39.960 --> 0:22:44.160 pretty elaborate. Yeah, and they're down there. And I don't 0:22:44.200 --> 0:22:47.720 know to that point if that the sewer system and 0:22:47.760 --> 0:22:50.679 the subway system crossed, you know what I mean, Like, 0:22:50.720 --> 0:22:52.640 I don't know if there's a point where like that 0:22:52.720 --> 0:22:56.119 piping dumps out into this place kind of thing. And 0:22:56.160 --> 0:22:59.400 maybe it doesn't, and that is my own ignorance as well, 0:23:00.000 --> 0:23:02.520 but I do know that at least the subways are elaborate. 0:23:02.720 --> 0:23:05.680 So I would imagine maybe our our ship goes through 0:23:05.720 --> 0:23:09.040 a few you know, it looks like Futurama down there, 0:23:09.160 --> 0:23:15.200 right right right right, right right right, yeah, mutants. Yeah. 0:23:15.480 --> 0:23:18.080 I guess I've always felt, regardless of what I know 0:23:18.160 --> 0:23:20.880 about the system, I've always felt like there was enough 0:23:20.880 --> 0:23:28.520 space to that to inhabit there. Yeah. And I don't 0:23:28.520 --> 0:23:31.640 think gators need like a lot, you know what I mean. 0:23:31.800 --> 0:23:36.800 Like they're not like they're not collecting big properties. They're 0:23:36.800 --> 0:23:39.920 just sort of this pipe works. I'm chilling here, and 0:23:40.119 --> 0:23:42.560 I'll come out to eat something and come back. They're 0:23:42.560 --> 0:23:46.359 one of the oldest species, their toughest. Yeah, you know 0:23:46.359 --> 0:23:48.760 what I mean, they could like you'll be finding there. 0:23:49.320 --> 0:23:52.480 So this urban myth quote unquote, and I'm gonna put 0:23:52.560 --> 0:23:55.440 heavy quote unquote on this dates all the way back 0:23:55.480 --> 0:23:58.520 to the early nineteen hundreds that this this has been 0:23:58.560 --> 0:24:02.000 a rumor, a if that's sort of circulated all the 0:24:02.040 --> 0:24:05.000 way back then. There was actually a New York Times 0:24:05.080 --> 0:24:07.439 piece from nineteen oh seven that I found where a 0:24:07.520 --> 0:24:10.919 city worker was bitten by a baby gator that they 0:24:10.960 --> 0:24:13.200 found in a sewer while trying to clear it out. 0:24:13.480 --> 0:24:16.920 So they see this sew this uh strange creature. They 0:24:16.920 --> 0:24:18.840 point to it. The boss goes over to try to 0:24:18.920 --> 0:24:21.360 check it out, picks it up, and it bites him 0:24:21.400 --> 0:24:23.880 on the hand. And then he's like, what the funk 0:24:23.960 --> 0:24:27.720 it's an alligator. And then this is where it gets crazy. 0:24:27.760 --> 0:24:31.800 They traced the owner somehow, like they figured out who 0:24:31.840 --> 0:24:35.720 the gator belonged to, and apparently the gator had escaped, 0:24:36.119 --> 0:24:39.480 and they returned the gator to its owner, like they 0:24:39.560 --> 0:24:44.080 found this sewer gator technology. Yeah. I don't know how 0:24:44.119 --> 0:24:45.680 they did this. I don't know if they like put 0:24:45.680 --> 0:24:48.119 out an ad in the newspaper, like we found a 0:24:48.160 --> 0:24:50.400 baby gator if you've been looking for him? What's up? 0:24:50.480 --> 0:24:57.320 But something right, that's back when men were men, and 0:24:57.320 --> 0:25:00.480 they didn't play the gator. That wasn't there's And I 0:25:00.520 --> 0:25:03.640 always get and this might sound don't come from New Yorkers. 0:25:03.960 --> 0:25:05.760 I just get the feeling that New Yorkers have a 0:25:05.880 --> 0:25:11.760 disconnect from nature and reality in that Like I feel 0:25:11.760 --> 0:25:14.080 like a New Yorker would try to just like flush 0:25:14.080 --> 0:25:17.560 an alligator down the toilet. Yeah, they're like, it's it's 0:25:17.640 --> 0:25:22.160 no Yeah, what do you want me to do? Take 0:25:22.200 --> 0:25:25.200