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Speaker 1: But here in our number three, can you wrap your

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Speaker 1: old Dodger GM from twenty years ago who's been working

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Speaker 1: Craig Staman hired himself to manage the Padres.

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Speaker 1: Pause the NFL conversation for some hot spall talk. What So,

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Speaker 1: it was the start of free agency. Did you see

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Speaker 1: Very modest beginning, very modest beginning to baseball free agency.

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Speaker 1: But we do have a baseball story. While the Broncos

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Speaker 1: town said, hold our beer, and we learned that the

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Speaker 1: Paul D. Podesta, who has been the chief strategy officer

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Speaker 1: That is the same Paul de Podesta, who has not

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Speaker 1: That is the same Paul de Podesta who was last

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Speaker 1: the same Paul de Podesta who was depicted by the

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Speaker 1: Paul de Podesta was incompetent when he was the Dodgers

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Speaker 2: At the organizational chart and said, all right, let's hire

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Speaker 1: Say hey, find me the guy that Jonah Hill played well,

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Speaker 1: And they're really making here a spin off of Moneyball.

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Speaker 1: You really can't make this up. It's crossing movies. It's

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Speaker 1: And then and then Paul de Podesta comes back and

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, mister owner guy, I got a guy on

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Speaker 1: Anyway, the Rockies clearly went to a hookah bar, not

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Speaker 2: It's April Fools is We're in November. It's not April fool,

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Speaker 1: I was around the Dodgers back before I was exiled

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Speaker 2: He was so bad? How bad was he? He was

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Speaker 1: accounting for the Brownies, a team while he's been there,

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Speaker 1: name yet again, though, has anyone in management in professional

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Speaker 1: You don't have to actually be great, You just have

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Speaker 1: That athletic team that they wrote Moneyball about was twenty two,

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Speaker 1: So former Major League Baseball reliever Craig Stamen has been hired.

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Speaker 1: So this guy was in management for the Podres. Craig

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Speaker 1: Stamon was interviewing managerial candidates in San Diego and he

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Speaker 1: Dolphin wide receiver Tyreek Hill has announced that he has

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Speaker 1: road kill specialist from Filler Up Phil our friend Black

438
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Speaker 1: and Blum said an alien butt prober, very specific, very specific.

439
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 2: What else we have? A Bill said some kind of gangster.

440
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 1: Tom is going with lingerree model. Lingerie model is what

441
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: he is saying.

442
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 2: Who else we have?

443
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 1: Page down Gunner says the answer will be the new

444
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Speaker 1: head coach at Penn State he's leaving the Dolphins for

445
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 1: Penn State. Mike the Leprechaun in Boston says, a new

446
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 1: career selling lollipops.

447
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 2: That's big money in Lolly's. There is big money in Lolly's.

448
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 2: There is all right, Lorena, do you have an answer? Loray? Please?

449
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Speaker 5: You know?

450
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 2: I think he's gonna be a barista? Hey, barista? Is

451
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 2: that correct? A barista?

452
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:54,399
Speaker 3: No?

453
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Speaker 2: Incorrect?

454
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Speaker 1: Turns out at tyreek Hill, tyreek Hill, now Affy in

455
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Speaker 1: Madison said a weed man hippies pot do No, it's incorrect.

456
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 2: Dolphin Wide receiver tyreek Hill announced his new career as

457
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Speaker 2: a DJ. DJ tyreek Hill.

458
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: Working bar Mitzvah's weddings, birthdays, no sweet sixteens.

459
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 2: What could possibly go wrong?

460
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 4: To be babies everywhere?

461
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 2: Uh oh what? Whoa? Yeah? So there is that. Good

462
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 2: luck to tyreek Hill.

463
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Speaker 1: Let's get to the phones. We'll say hello to Blind Scott,

464
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Speaker 1: who's on the north end of Boston. Hello, Blind Scott, welcome?

465
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Speaker 4: Oh hey, yeah. I was lost by the bacon in

466
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Speaker 4: the grocery store today and one of the intercot shoppers

467
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Speaker 4: noticed that I was in like a different area than

468
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Speaker 4: I usually came over to help me, and I really

469
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Speaker 4: was lost. It's easy to get lost in a store

470
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Speaker 4: you go to every day if you're blind. Dude. I

471
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 4: got a bunch of seats and assist letters I'm sending

472
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Speaker 4: out today on a Friday at like five pm. It's

473
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Speaker 4: a great day for it by my hoa. Like I

474
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 4: found a way to sue the hoa with a lawyer

475
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 4: that will take the money out of the h way.

476
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 4: Like I live in the North End. The building was

477
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,679
Speaker 4: built in eighteen ninety and the joints in the basement

478
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 4: are causing everything to bow, and the stairs are bowing.

479
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 4: So the neighbors they voted against me to fix it,

480
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 4: but they went as far as to get my dog

481
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Speaker 4: taken away because the way I act around the neighborhood

482
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 4: and everything to Now, I went to a legal convention

483
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Speaker 4: and I think I got like a six figure one

484
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Speaker 4: going here. You know what I'm saying, like like this

485
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,679
Speaker 4: would just be just good enough for me to get

486
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Speaker 4: to Christmas. You know what I'm saying, like, yeah.

487
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you remind me of there was that story.

488
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Speaker 1: There's this guy in South Carolina a couple of years back,

489
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: pri many years, and he was in jail and he

490
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: just spent the whole time, suing everybody while he was

491
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Speaker 1: in jail.

492
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 2: He just like filed lawsuits against people to make money.

493
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Speaker 4: You can only do so many though, Like so if

494
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 4: you can only have one going at a time, and

495
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 4: you can't sue like multiple people in one year like that.

496
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Speaker 4: Like I don't want to talk politics on the show,

497
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 4: but there was a ruin by the Supreme Court today,

498
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Speaker 4: and I was actually part of that class action lawsuit.

499
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Speaker 4: But that wasn't like it wasn't like I was going

500
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Speaker 4: to get paid for it. I would just plaint to

501
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 4: it because the Federal Courthouse is right next to my apartment,

502
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 4: and I, you know, I just got involved. I like,

503
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 4: I like to put my name out there because it

504
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:12,199
Speaker 4: makes me look more reputable. I don't. So here's the thing,

505
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 4: Like I was never gonna marry like a beautiful women

506
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 4: and driver around him by Mercedes today and and everything.

507
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 4: People were always going to actively try to take me down.

508
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. It's the conspiracy against the

509
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 4: tall blind guy from Boston because he overthrew the mafia

510
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 4: in the North End and he runs the North End.

511
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 4: Now you know what I'm saying.

512
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 1: So you actually you took down a lot of people

513
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 1: know it's Whitey Bulger. You were responsible for Whitey Bulger.

514
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's play out on this show. I didn't

515
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 4: have anything involved with it, but there was the family

516
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 4: living next door that was involved. I didn't know. I

517
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,120
Speaker 4: don't know them at all. I just dropped their idea

518
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,679
Speaker 4: on the ground once and my mom picked it up

519
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 4: and we figured out what was going on, you know

520
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 4: what I'm saying. But actually I've gone out of my

521
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 4: way where the guy he lives in Colorado now in

522
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 4: the underground prison, and we've gone as far and they

523
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 4: wouldn't let me take photos of the letter. I wanted

524
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Speaker 4: to show it to Ben. We got him a satellite

525
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 4: radio so we might even be listening right now. Those

526
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 4: are guys from Springfield, the Greeks, you know what I'm saying.

527
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 4: They're underground and I think it's Montrose. They call that

528
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Speaker 4: ad X.

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Speaker 2: In Colorado, you know, so, oh yeah, that's the that's

530
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:12,360
Speaker 2: the big one.

531
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Speaker 1: That's where like the biggest, baddest a holes go right there.

532
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 1: That's where they hang out.

533
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Speaker 4: That's where they the people that can't get along with

534
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Speaker 4: other people like Ted Kazitski.

535
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Speaker 5: Uh.

536
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 4: They got the marathon bombing. There the sad part about

537
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Speaker 4: the marathon bombers. I went to college with the older

538
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 4: one that the police killed in Watertown. He was like

539
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 4: a pretty good dude when I went to college and

540
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 4: used to buy marijuana off him and everything. And then

541
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 4: he went to like Chechnia, and it was just so bizarre.

542
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 4: When he came back, he was wearing all these weird

543
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,239
Speaker 4: like bath robes and everything. I never got to talk

544
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 4: about this, but it's been so long now everybody knows.

545
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 4: I went to Suffolk University. He went there with me.

546
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Speaker 2: I went the scott what do you what? What kind

547
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 2: of substances are you using? You are all over the place,

548
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 2: you are bouncing around. You were amazing. What is going

549
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 2: on with you?

550
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 4: So I went to I was like, I was kind

551
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 4: of in a bad place. But I went to bed

552
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 4: at like two pm yesterday and I slept for like

553
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 4: eleven hours. Woke up around one and I drank two coffees.

554
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 4: I've had two celsiuses. I've had you know, a bunch

555
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 4: of different weed here. You know what I'm saying, Like

556
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 4: I have marijuansta.

557
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Speaker 1: Look at that, and I thought you had no money

558
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: to afford all that stuff. But you were able to

559
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: Good for you, you're able to do it. And is

560
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: that on your Snap benefits?

561
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I get twenty four dollars a month

562
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 4: in SNAP. I get two and eighty eight dollars in SSDI.

563
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 4: But I live in a place where my bills so

564
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 4: I have fifteen thousand dollars in credit card debt, so

565
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 4: that's like four hundred a month.

566
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Speaker 2: I can't, I can't process. I gotta go. I can't process.

567
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 2: Thank you. I don't want to deal with your finances.

568
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 2: Let's go now to hollering James.

569
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Speaker 1: We go from someone bouncing off the walls to someone

570
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: who's probably sleeping, hollering James in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

571
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, Hello, did you just wake up?

572
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 5: That? What? What? What?

573
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 2: I think he's still sleeping. I think no.

574
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Speaker 1: I don't think you're awake. I think you're half asleep.

575
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: I think you're like a fish.

576
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 2: Okay, I thank you. I'm gonna put you back on hold. Jam,

577
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 2: I hang up.

578
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Speaker 1: I'll put you back on a wake up a little bit.

579
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Speaker 1: I'll go back to Dick and Dayton. Hello, the Dixter,

580
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: the pride of Ohio, the Great Dick and Dayton.

581
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Speaker 5: Good morning, guys.

582
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Speaker 1: How are you If I was any better, I would

583
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Speaker 1: be a Brown, but not a Cleveland Brown. Although they

584
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: are favored. I think this week against the Jets, they

585
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 1: are favored, you know.

586
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 5: Then and Crew, I don't understand why they cheap that

587
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 5: that coach or you know, higher up because it's about winning.

588
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 5: It just you know what I call up there. Everybody

589
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 5: is just down in the dumps. They need to make

590
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 5: the change quick then, because it's just pathetic the way

591
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 5: they play.

592
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 3: It, you know what I mean?

593
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 1: It's depressing, right, You're like, I'm depressed here. I want

594
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: to watch good football and I got to watch this slock.

595
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: Are you upset that Paul de Podesta, who is with

596
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: the Browns is now going to the Colorado Rockies? Are

597
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: you upset by that?

598
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 5: I don't know much about him all right now? Is

599
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 5: everybody wants Stefano? Yeah, they're running down It's terrible.

600
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: Okay, And again, do you would you like they're always listening?

601
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: Would you like to recommend anyone? I know Stefanski gave

602
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 1: up his plate calling. Tommy Reese is going to be

603
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: the play caller for the Browns this week, So would

604
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: you like to recommend anyone to replace Stefan is the coach.

605
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 5: I'd like to see Bill Belichick come back.

606
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: Okay, you're still going with the Belichick? How about Dione Sanders?

607
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm hoping we gotta win Sunday, Ben And

608
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 5: you know what's bad now we takes. I think they

609
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 5: better get rid of that defensive coach after last week

610
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 5: that was.

611
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 2: A nightmare, you know, Yeah, for sure, for sure. Sure.

612
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 2: Remember I remember Bud Carson back in the day.

613
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 5: Remember Bud, Yeah, I remember him.

614
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't he he coached the Browns, didn't he?

615
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: I think he briefly back in the day, A long

616
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: time ago. All right, Well, what are you up to

617
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 1: this weekend? Big plans here? The holidays are coming up.

618
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: It's in November here, Thanksgiving right around the corner. Any

619
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: gigs you're performing, any kind of talent show?

620
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:40,479
Speaker 2: What do you got?

621
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 5: I got in December the Byambies birth Dolshmurs. We're going

622
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,719
Speaker 5: to play three Christmas shows at john from the Kenary

623
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 5: Bay Joe Society. We're going to have a party December eighth.

624
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 5: He invited me and it should be a big crowd.

625
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 5: But yeah, I'm playing a couple of days a week now.

626
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 5: Let's still playing music nice.

627
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 2: All right, Well there that's the way to do it,

628
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 2: all right, Well, have a great way. Thank you, Nick, bye,

629
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 2: bye bye bye. There he goes Dick and Dayton, one

630
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 2: of the great callers to talk radio. How lucky are

631
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 2: we that we have Dick and.

632
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 1: Dayton calling the show? Call any other show, of course

633
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: all of them are taped this hour, but he can

634
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: you know he call the shows. It is the Ben

635
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: Maler Show. We are going to have. This is great,

636
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: big bands, lame jokes of the week. Is weed Man there?

637
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: Do we need to call? Wake up weed Man?

638
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 2: As? Are you online? See here? We'll find out weed Man?

639
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 2: Hippies in Miami? Do we need he is not yet?

640
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 5: Uh?

641
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: Oh?

642
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 4: What?

643
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 5: Whoa?

644
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 2: All right? A lot of week a lot of weed

645
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 2: Man jokes. We'll see if we can wake him up.

646
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 2: We'll get the big bands lame jokes of the week.

647
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 2: We'll do it next.

648
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller

649
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 3: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bill.

650
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 2: Miller and you. It is the Ben Maler Show.

651
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: A reminder that this show is broadcast live on your

652
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: radio station and hundreds of other radio stations across North

653
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: America and around the world and the American Forces Network

654
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: they pick up the Ben Mallor show. We're grateful for that.

655
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Speaker 1: There's also a weekend podcast which is not on hundreds

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Speaker 1: of radio stations and is not not on the American

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Speaker 1: Forces Network, but you can check.

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Speaker 2: That out as well.

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Speaker 1: It's called the Fifth Hour Podcast. Highly recommend it. A

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Speaker 1: new episode will be up later today. I will be

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Speaker 1: going back into the podcast studio and dazzling dazzling.

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Speaker 2: The ear drums with the Fifth Hour Podcast, So check

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Speaker 2: that out. New episodes drop today.

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Speaker 1: It'd be another one on Friday, or another one on Saturday,

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Speaker 1: which is tomorrow, and then on Sunday as well.

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Speaker 2: Back to it we go, Here we go, Here we go,

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Speaker 2: Here we go, Here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 3: Knock knock, Who's there? Blame week?

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Speaker 2: Blame week who?

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Speaker 3: It's big Man's.

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Speaker 1: Lame joke of the week on the Steward Here we

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Speaker 1: go Big Man's lame Jokes in the week.

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Speaker 2: These are actual jokes by actual listeners. Weed Man, are

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Speaker 2: you there? Weed Man? Hippie in Miami a fan favorite.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, Darren, thank you for Monday.

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Speaker 5: I love you.

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Speaker 2: You rock all right.

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Speaker 1: People have been sending a lot of weed Man jokes.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're prepared. People are goofing on you. Are

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Speaker 1: you ready, weed Man? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I love you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Now you have a homework assignment this weekend, weed Man.

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Speaker 1: You have to get an email address.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'll try. No, no, it takes two minutes. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: here we maybe I'll call you up. I'll walk you

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Speaker 2: through it. How about that?

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Speaker 4: We're okay?

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Speaker 2: All right, all right, very good time.

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Speaker 1: Now, though, for the portion of the show where we

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Speaker 1: have fun jokes jokes, these are actual jokes. If you'd

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Speaker 1: like to send jokes in for a future episode of

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Speaker 1: the show, send them care of Benmalershow at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1: Benmalershow at gmail dot com. Why did weed Man return

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Speaker 1: the broom that he bought? Why it didn't come with instructions?

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Speaker 1: That's eek in Roseville, Minnesota. What do you call weed

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Speaker 1: Man aggressively pursuing a quarterback?

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Speaker 2: What a bum rush? That's Kurt from Earth who sent

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Speaker 2: that one in? What did weed Man's heart say to

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Speaker 2: weed Man?

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Speaker 1: What they said, if you don't behave yourself, you're going

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Speaker 1: to be placed under cardiac arrest.

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Speaker 2: Is what it said. There.

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Speaker 1: That's a Drew in Minnesota. Noah and Austin sent this

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Speaker 1: one in. When weed Man was little, What did he

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Speaker 1: say after he encountered his first homeless man?

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Speaker 2: What I want to be just like him when I

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Speaker 2: grow up. Oh, come on, that's not right. No, come

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Speaker 2: on out there, you that's a low blow. That is

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Speaker 2: a low blow. All right? How many weed men does

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Speaker 2: it take to change a light bulb?

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Speaker 1: How many?

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Speaker 2: It takes three? One to hold the lighter while the

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Speaker 2: other two turn the light bulb into a pipe. That's

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Speaker 2: a drew.

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Speaker 1: Truly, I think you prematurely laughed weed Man on that one.

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Speaker 1: It's big Ben's lame jokes. So we did you hear

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Speaker 1: that weed Man found a new job? Very exciting news?

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 2: What Yeah? Yeah? He found it on inweed dot com.

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Speaker 1: As I guess he's what you want to That's a Brendan,

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Speaker 1: a funny guy, Brendan from Boston who sent that one in.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear Weedman hippie has been hired to work

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Speaker 1: within archaeologists?

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Speaker 2: How about that big news there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, turns out you're an expert because your life is

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Speaker 1: in ruins.

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Speaker 2: So there you go, George, George and Uvaldi, Texas. Not

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Speaker 2: that one in why hasn't weed Man set up an

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Speaker 2: email account?

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Speaker 5: Yet?

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Speaker 2: We're all asking that question. Why have you not set

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Speaker 2: up an email account?

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Speaker 1: Well, according to Chip and Man, it's because he can't

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Speaker 1: find E stamps anywhere.

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Speaker 2: No E stamps to send the email? All right?

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Speaker 1: Did you hear that Weedman hippie lost a bicycle race

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Speaker 1: to a barber ow? Yeah, well the barber knew a

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Speaker 1: short cut and so he just kind of it's it's

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Speaker 1: a George and you've Texas. Thank you, George, looks at

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Speaker 1: the school there in Uvalde. Tom in Indiana said this

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Speaker 1: one in did you hear that headhunters try to recruit

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Speaker 1: weed Man for a telemarketing job?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Happy?

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Speaker 2: Well, apparently it fell through.

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Speaker 1: According to Tom in Indiana, it fell through due to

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Speaker 1: your fake resume and your demand to work at home

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Speaker 1: with your Obama phone.

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Speaker 2: So they did not. They don't hire you. All right.

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Speaker 2: Why did weed Man hippie keep staring at the frozen orange?

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Speaker 1: Why the package said concentrate, so he was concentrated.

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Speaker 2: What he was doing? That said George.

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Speaker 1: George and Uvaldi, Texas. It's Big Ben's lane Jokes League.

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Speaker 1: What is weed Man's favorite government program?

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Speaker 2: What snap it? Reminds him of the alligators?

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Speaker 3: All right? What is that?

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Speaker 2: Was some Michael epprechn What is weed Man's favorite body part?

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Speaker 2: What a bum? Come on? That's easy man. That's a

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Speaker 2: mic again? What is it's? Big Man's lame jokes?

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Speaker 1: These are actual jokes by actual listeners like yourself, who

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Speaker 1: sent them in care of Benmaler Show at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1: Benmaller Show at gmail dot com. What is the difference

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Speaker 1: between weed Man and Blind Scott? What everyone likes weed Man?

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Speaker 1: That's Noah in Austin. That's not that's not nice. What

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Speaker 1: is weed Man's permanent address? What it's Sesame and Broadway,

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Speaker 1: New York, New York, right next door to Oscar the Grouch.

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Speaker 2: That's Drue Drew in Minnesota. Weed Man, Have you heard

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Speaker 2: that your doctor is reaching out to you?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he needs to examine, He needs to explain

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Speaker 1: that you have vagrancy.

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Speaker 2: He said, you have vagrancy. That's a Drew Trew in Minnesota.

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Speaker 2: You got any jokes? Cooop?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: All right, no coops out of the show.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear weed Man was called for jury duty

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Speaker 1: for the Antonio Brown case?

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 5: Did hear that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Apparently, after further investigation, the district Attorney determined that

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Speaker 1: weed Man was born, deceptive, and ripped off more people

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Speaker 1: than Antonio Brown.

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Speaker 2: No jury duty.

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Speaker 1: That's all right, very nice.

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Speaker 2: See what else we have?

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Speaker 1: How good is the tire rack lunch room? It's a

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Speaker 1: Michelin Star restaurant. That's how good it is.

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Speaker 2: That's how good it is?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 2: Last one? What is Marcel's favorite childhood toy? Marcel and Brooklyn?

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Speaker 2: It is a building blocks Building Blocks read? But thank you.

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Speaker 2: That's Mike again, thank you. There he goes