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Speaker 1: Mommy tinks I talk like a widow baby.

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Speaker 2: Shut out, O pie, that was so good? What a

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Speaker 2: strong O Jesus he wasn't writing for it. Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 3: It gets really irritating and embarrassing sometimes and I just

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Speaker 3: don't know what to do about this.

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Speaker 2: What is the thing.

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Speaker 3: Just the other day, I was at lunch with my

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Speaker 3: family for my grandpa's birthday.

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Grandpa.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Grandpa. Another year on this earth is a win,

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Speaker 2: Thanks Sonny.

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Speaker 3: I was telling my grandparents that my brother and I

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Speaker 3: were going out of town with my dad for the night.

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Speaker 1: My parents are divorced. When my mom randomly chimes in,

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Speaker 1: you can tell them who you're going with. You can

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Speaker 1: say you're going with your dad.

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Speaker 3: I was like, I literally just said my dad that

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Speaker 3: I was going with him, and my grandpa agreed with me.

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Speaker 2: Uh what?

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Speaker 3: Because this happens often, I assume she thinks that I'm

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Speaker 3: incompetent in speaking. It's embarrassing. It It feels like she

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Speaker 3: thinks I'm five years old when she talks to me

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Speaker 3: like that.

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Speaker 2: Yo, dude.

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Speaker 4: My mom does this sometimes, like she'll be like, she'll

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Speaker 4: be like, make sure you like I'm about to thank

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Speaker 4: someone for something, and it's like, Sam, make sure you

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Speaker 4: thank like so and so for whatever. And I'm like, Bro,

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Speaker 4: I was about to do this, but now you're making

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Speaker 4: you look like a little cockbag.

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Speaker 3: I've lived a quarter century, mother, I understand the rules

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Speaker 3: of engagement.

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Speaker 1: My brother and I.

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Speaker 3: Always say thank you whenever someone else pays for us,

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Speaker 3: gives us gifts, et cetera. If someone pays for our food,

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Speaker 3: usually we say thank you after we go outside of

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Speaker 3: the restaurant and are saying our goodbyes.

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Speaker 2: Exactly exactly, Mom, this.

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Speaker 1: Is just a subtle at at Sam's bomb.

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Speaker 2: Bro, this is so triggering.

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Speaker 3: As we're still sitting at the table but about to leave,

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Speaker 3: my mom says to my brother and I say.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, grandma. Bro.

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Speaker 2: My mom does this all the time. This happens so much.

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Speaker 2: It's the most annoying thing ever.

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Speaker 1: Dude, Sam's triggered over here, so triggered.

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Speaker 2: My mom does this all the time.

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Speaker 1: My brother and I just look at her.

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Speaker 3: Like, huh, she does this all the time in front

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Speaker 3: of whoever, in front of whoever it is I write

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Speaker 3: this post, Yeah, Sam actually.

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Speaker 1: Wrote this post secretly. Did you say thank you?

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Speaker 3: Say thank you? Etcetera, etcetera. When I always say thank you, yeah, mom,

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Speaker 3: But it's like she thinks I can't function on my

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Speaker 3: own or I'm just not saying thank you when she

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Speaker 3: wants me to. Some like this is literally like having

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Speaker 3: a reaction.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, this happens so much to me. It's so annoying.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll say thank you when she's not around, but

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Speaker 3: she assumes I didn't say it.

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Speaker 2: That's yeah.

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Speaker 1: She also says certain words like do you have to

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Speaker 1: use the pody?

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Speaker 2: I love doesn't do that.

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Speaker 3: It's always so embarrassing face palm emoji. Anyone relate to us?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what to do or what the reasoning

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Speaker 1: might be?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did. I so relate.

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Speaker 4: I so relate to this, not the potty thing as much,

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Speaker 4: but the the like say thank you. It's like it's

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Speaker 4: I think, like what happens is your parents get used

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Speaker 4: to being like, hey, like like you should say thank you,

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Speaker 4: like encouraging you to make sure that you're following the

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Speaker 4: social contracts that maybe are hidden from the view of

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Speaker 4: a child child fully thinking yeah, but like I don't

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Speaker 4: think she's gotten out of that state, and she'd like

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Speaker 4: and my dad does this too, My both my parents

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Speaker 4: do this, bro, and it's so shitty because it makes

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Speaker 4: you look like an idiot or like it's like an

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Speaker 4: thankful bastard.

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Speaker 2: It's like, oh, you're not thanking them fast enough, and.

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Speaker 4: Like I feel like I like, you know, like I

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Speaker 4: feel like it's like a like a Russian or not

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Speaker 4: a Russian roulette, Like like I feel like it's like

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Speaker 4: an old Western movie where we're like my me and

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Speaker 4: my parents are dueling for who will say thank you first. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and and like I'm like about to draw and say

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Speaker 4: thank you, and then my dad's like thank you, say

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Speaker 4: thank you, and then I'm fucking deceased,