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Speaker 1: I don't know about you, guys, but rarely do listeners

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Speaker 1: reach out to me. I'm sorry. It might be because

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Speaker 1: I don't check my emails or my social media. Maybe

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Speaker 1: they do. I don't know. But someone said that they

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Speaker 1: heard something on our show and it inspired them to

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Speaker 1: do it themselves. I'm shocking. I know. It's like my

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Speaker 1: first thought is actually idiotic. Why don't you follow in

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Speaker 1: our footsteps? But you know, like recently, another listener said

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Speaker 1: I heard something on your show that involved Jose and

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Speaker 1: tried it myself. Here's how it went. The guy's name

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Speaker 1: is Dustin. He's twenty eight years old, and Dustin goes

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Speaker 1: on to say he hasn't had the best of luck

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Speaker 1: with attractive women. Okay, that's an interesting statement, Brooke. What's

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Speaker 1: your take on that. What do you mean when someone

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Speaker 1: says I don't have good luck with attractive women? I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That sucks attraction people you're attracted to,

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Speaker 1: then you know you got to fix that. I agree

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Speaker 1: with he needs to fix himself. I think you're just

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Speaker 1: the way that you are. But Dustin goes on to say,

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Speaker 1: in the land of dating apps, he knew that he

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Speaker 1: needed a new strategy for approaching things. And that's when

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Speaker 1: he tuned in one morning and heard Jose give him

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Speaker 1: a little bit of hope. Okay, that's a funny guy.

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Speaker 1: That's a statement you rarely hear. What's your take on that.

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Speaker 1: I think Jose is a really funny guy. Like I

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Speaker 1: think humor can make up for any sort of attractive stuff.

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Speaker 1: Dustin might be in the same boat. And his emails

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Speaker 1: pretty long because he attached screenshots of the text conversations

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Speaker 1: he's been having with one young lady who he describes

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Speaker 1: as being significantly out of his league. And I'll show

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Speaker 1: you a picture of Dustin because he sent a picture

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Speaker 1: himself in a screenshot of the girl that he's chatting with. Two.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Tatiana. So there she is and there's Dustin.

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Speaker 1: Is she real? Yeah? Okay, it looks like his passport photo.

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Speaker 1: Is Tatiana looks like a model though, And Dustin said

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Speaker 1: he was intimidated and nervous until he tried using vegetable

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Speaker 1: puns to make her laugh. Because if you remember, he

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Speaker 1: did a segment about a month ago where I took

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Speaker 1: Jose's phone and messaged women for him on a dating

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Speaker 1: app and with one very pretty lady. We tried catching

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Speaker 1: her attention by texting a bunch of vegetable puns, which

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Speaker 1: Brooke absolutely hated. And that's exactly what Dustin did, because

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Speaker 1: he sent us the texts and I'm going to read

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Speaker 1: them to you. I love dust remind I'm reminding you.

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Speaker 1: This is a loyal listener of ours, so please do

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Speaker 1: not rip him mercilessly. Yeah. So, anyway, Dustin replied to

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Speaker 1: the prompt on Tatiana's profile that said, let's debate this

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Speaker 1: topic best nachos in the city. Oh great, and so

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Speaker 1: he wrote, you don't know. I guess it's nacho fault.

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Speaker 1: You don't know the best place like I do. I mean,

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Speaker 1: And that's when Tatiana, the woman who's out of his league, remember,

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Speaker 1: actually matched with him and sent a smiley face. You

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Speaker 1: know what that is, Brooke, that's the door opening this

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Speaker 1: why yes, door romancy? Is it just the light coming

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Speaker 1: through the light? Dustin suggests a nacho comparison date her

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Speaker 1: favorite nacho spot versus his favorite nacho spot, and no response.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, rule of thumb. If Brook loves it, it's

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Speaker 1: going to fail. The reason why there was no funny

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Speaker 1: puns in there. Yeah, okay, but he's learned to not

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Speaker 1: give up, and when all else fails, go back to

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Speaker 1: puns and making her laugh. Y does his next message

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Speaker 1: say Okay, clearly you don't like the nacho comparison date,

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Speaker 1: and I don't blame you ridiculous idea. We need to

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Speaker 1: focus on vegetables for our hangout, hopefully a date that

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Speaker 1: can be unbeatable. Okay, so something it's the easiest of

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Speaker 1: the vegetable pun. He goes on something that's not been there,

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Speaker 1: done that emoji. I promise to Romayne, calm let us

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Speaker 1: emoji while I wait for your response. Two days later,

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Speaker 1: no response. Dustin didn't give up. He's the rudy of

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Speaker 1: our dating world. So he tries one last line, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I give up. I'm kaling it a day, and at

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Speaker 1: that point point Tatiana replies what she says. She says, haha,

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Speaker 1: you are on a roll not show comparison date sounds

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Speaker 1: hilarious success very often. But he's got her back now.

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Speaker 1: So Justin responds, let's set a time. I'll bring clipboards

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Speaker 1: and we can review the nots in ten different categories.

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Speaker 1: She hearts that, but doesn't respond for the entire weekend,

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Speaker 1: So Dustin waits three more days and goes back to

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Speaker 1: the well, does he set a date, like as in

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Speaker 1: a dry prune, that's a fruit'bles? He says, no response,

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Speaker 1: is it because you're a vegetarian? If it is, it's

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Speaker 1: a huge missed steak and puts a steak emoji. Okay,

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Speaker 1: my fruit's not good, but his okay, because it's okay. Admittedly,

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Speaker 1: Dustin does get a little bit desperate here and writes, oh, man,

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Speaker 1: what the hell am I doing here? Bread emoji? I

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Speaker 1: know I'm butter back off butter emoji. Hope to hear

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Speaker 1: from you again so we can catch up. Okay, it's

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Speaker 1: a trick, pony was going to give us hope. And

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Speaker 1: after that, Tatiana replies, haha, wow, that's awesome. Yes a date.

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Speaker 1: Well they don't have a date. Yes, So we can't

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Speaker 1: call this a victory at the moment, but he has

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Speaker 1: agreed to keep us updated on what happens next, and

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Speaker 1: hopefully he knows we're all rooting for him. I think

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Speaker 1: the big question here, Brooke is will he stick with

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Speaker 1: veggies or is he going to move on to something

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Speaker 1: else like cheese punts? Maybe this girl is interested Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean she's she's entertained, and I think that it

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Speaker 1: gives him the confidence that he meets, because that's why

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Speaker 1: he's lacking. You know what, Dustin, if you want to

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Speaker 1: move on to cheese puns cheddar luck next time. I

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Speaker 1: believe in you. Phone taps coming up next