Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important production of iHeartRadio, the show
Speaker 1: where we only talk about what is most obviously, very
Speaker 1: crucially important today on This is Important.
Speaker 2: Borny, middle aged man.
Speaker 3: You can't go to lunch without teas.
Speaker 2: What let's go.
Speaker 3: Fucking We're doing a lot God, god, h fellas.
Speaker 4: What's up boys?
Speaker 3: Love my guys.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're filming this, uh a few weeks late. Uh
Speaker 2: you know, but I I just did Kimmel last night.
Speaker 2: I got a lot of Kimmel meurt.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, did you get swagged out?
Speaker 2: It's important?
Speaker 3: What'd you get?
Speaker 2: That's a little Kimmel sick Kimmel? And I got some
Speaker 2: T shirt.
Speaker 5: That's the perfect paparazzi hat to just be like, guys,
Speaker 5: no photos, I'm just walking.
Speaker 3: But you got that on.
Speaker 2: This is how when you're on TMZ, you let them
Speaker 2: know that you're an actor. Yeah, but so so that
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, stay away. But the reason that they
Speaker 2: came up to you in the first place is they're
Speaker 2: like wearing at Jimmy Kimmel had to have on.
Speaker 5: He has sunglasses on inside at night? What's going on?
Speaker 5: He must be.
Speaker 2: Must be trying to get me to talk to him.
Speaker 2: The worst is when they come up to you and
Speaker 2: then you're like, oh god, TMZ is coming up to
Speaker 2: me again. God, I'm so famous.
Speaker 3: That's the worst. That and boiling alive.
Speaker 2: No, And then they don't come up to you. No,
Speaker 2: and then they just don't even turn the camera on.
Speaker 2: They just talked to you. That's happened to me before.
Speaker 2: The guy, one of the really one of the main
Speaker 2: dudes who I see all the time, he just didn't
Speaker 2: have anything to say to me. He came up to
Speaker 2: me and he's like, so, how's that cold plunge? Not filming,
Speaker 2: just asking how my cold plunge? And I'm like, it's good,
Speaker 2: it's good. You want to turn that camera on so
Speaker 2: at least we feel like we're doing a thing. And
Speaker 2: he's like, it's like, yeah, no.
Speaker 3: The reason they gave it to me was so I
Speaker 3: would talk about it on camera. So maybe fire that
Speaker 3: bad way up.
Speaker 2: Maybe old you want to make me feel like I'm
Speaker 2: doing my job at a high enough level that TMZ
Speaker 2: would care. And he's like, nah, they don't care.
Speaker 3: They don't care, Like, oh, point blank. You know what.
Speaker 5: My favorite one is when like when celebrities get their
Speaker 5: phone out and they're like, you like it when I
Speaker 5: film you, and they're all like.
Speaker 3: Couldn't care less, that's that's fine, I don't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Actually I do think they do get kind of mad
Speaker 3: a little bit about what Yeah who, I don't know.
Speaker 3: They don't like being on camera, but what are.
Speaker 2: You going to do it?
Speaker 4: You're not selling it to anyone.
Speaker 3: I do remember, like early on when we were doing
Speaker 3: like red carpets, trying to take photos of the people
Speaker 3: taking photos of us, and they got upset. They did
Speaker 3: get upset. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: Maybe they didn't like Yeah, I do remember that too.
Speaker 2: I remember.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a little it was a little weird. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And were you like it's a two way street. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm like you No, I just thought they were beautiful
Speaker 3: as well. Maybe it was even Kyle that did that.
Speaker 3: That sounds like a Kyle move.
Speaker 2: No, I think it was me. I think I was
Speaker 2: the one doing it because I was like filming us
Speaker 2: on the red carpet and being like, look at all
Speaker 2: of the people taking photos and then they stopped taking
Speaker 2: photos and they're like, we don't get our photos taken,
Speaker 2: we take the photos of you. And it was like
Speaker 2: literally the first red carpet we had ever been on,
Speaker 2: and I was just excited.
Speaker 3: They don't like it.
Speaker 2: I was just excited.
Speaker 5: When they're they're dressed in like their pajamas. I guess
Speaker 5: I see where they're coming from. Yeah, like when they
Speaker 5: get a little gussied.
Speaker 3: Up gusty, which isn't that often. It's kind of a
Speaker 3: cush gig, just roll out of bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would like. It's a nice Maybe that's my retirement.
Speaker 2: Blake's going to be a jugglo and I'm going to
Speaker 2: be a pap I'm going to be a paparat or
Speaker 2: a red carpet I mean, I let's make sure.
Speaker 3: Let's be clear about this. It's different. There's paparazzi and
Speaker 3: then there's photographers who are at red carpet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to be a red carpet guy because
Speaker 2: paparazzi you have to be out there all the time,
Speaker 2: just stand on breed corner.
Speaker 5: I mean, you should have seen when if you're watching
Speaker 5: this on YouTube, Adam's face, he's just exasperated even thinking
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 2: You gotta be at the lax all the time. You're
Speaker 2: always at lax.
Speaker 3: The thing with the place.
Speaker 2: Somebody help me you're outside of Hollywood hotspots, standing outside
Speaker 2: of the area, you gotta be at the farmers market
Speaker 2: at Lax. They game you.
Speaker 3: They game you so hard.
Speaker 5: Now they roll up like fans and then you're like, Okay,
Speaker 5: I guess I'll talk to this person. And then it
Speaker 5: just goes oh, and you're like, I thought we were
Speaker 5: just like talking.
Speaker 3: I thought we were.
Speaker 2: Friends, until they don't, until they go you're just talking
Speaker 2: and they're like, I'm with GMC, and you're like, where's
Speaker 2: your camera. You're like, they're like, man, we don't care,
Speaker 2: we don't care about you.
Speaker 3: I was just wondering if you knew what time it was.
Speaker 2: I was wondering if you'd like your cold Plunch or not.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't I like my renew cold Plunch.
Speaker 2: Please film this.
Speaker 3: Well, well, I know this was weeks ago, but how
Speaker 3: was the Jay Kimmel experience? Dude? Did you have fun?
Speaker 2: It was awesome? I love He's my favorite, I think
Speaker 2: out of all the talk shows.
Speaker 3: Really well, now that now that uh, it's.
Speaker 2: Really close to my house, so that that that knocks
Speaker 2: him up a point or two.
Speaker 3: It's just a proximity convenience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the tonight Show is also super fun just
Speaker 2: the history of it. Fallin is a fun, cool guy.
Speaker 2: But but you gotta fly all the way there a
Speaker 2: little bit of a hassle. This is so close it's easy.
Speaker 2: And also it's super fun. And you know there's they
Speaker 2: got that bar backstage. It's a good time.
Speaker 3: That's dope. He's just like, I mean, girls jumping on trampolines. Yeah,
Speaker 3: do you think he's bummed about the Man Show? Does
Speaker 3: he still? He still claims it? Right? I think he's
Speaker 3: fine that he did it.
Speaker 2: Then.
Speaker 3: I think he's like, I wouldn't do it now, but
Speaker 3: I'm fine that because the Man Show was pretty freaking
Speaker 3: sick or a young for a young man.
Speaker 2: Like, we're in the same boat. We're in the same boat, dude,
Speaker 2: when we're in our fifties, we might I might not
Speaker 2: like that I showed my butthole in Game Over Man, right,
Speaker 2: my actual I.
Speaker 3: Know for a damn fact, you're always gonna be super
Speaker 3: hyped you did that. All you're gonna be talking about
Speaker 3: at the retirement home. Yeah, stop, dude, I know when
Speaker 3: they're changing your fucking diaper, you might recognize that asshole.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 3: You don't know me, but I bet you know me
Speaker 3: down here. They're like, stop, stop, sir. Maybe maybe uh
Speaker 3: he thinks he was in a movie where he showed
Speaker 3: his asshole. We think he's losing his marbles, my mirrorble,
Speaker 3: which is a clinical term. The Man Show was so
Speaker 3: freaking of its time. That was really I want to
Speaker 3: go back and watch some episodes. What was it a
Speaker 3: sketch show?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It was like a Man on the Street show any Milanakis,
Speaker 5: not gonna get him flowers?
Speaker 3: Super funny. Yeah, he played like a kid, was it him?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 2: Yep? Okay, Yeah, I missed the time and when we
Speaker 2: as men could just as a society say that we
Speaker 2: like tits, dude, we like them, okay, and we're willing
Speaker 2: to just say that and be okay, and you know what,
Speaker 2: I like that you're saying that and stand on two
Speaker 2: feet and say, I, as a man, if you don't
Speaker 2: like tits, and that doesn't make you less of a man.
Speaker 3: You do, you do?
Speaker 2: But I would say the majority of straight men like
Speaker 2: some big old, big old titties jumping on trampolines, and
Speaker 2: that's just a thing that we like.
Speaker 3: It's just a fact of I don't like you guys.
Speaker 2: Tell me and the fact that we can't say that
Speaker 2: now without being shunned by society.
Speaker 3: You can. You are saying me, and it's well.
Speaker 2: I know I'm saying it, dude, because I'm a down
Speaker 2: ass fucking dude. But you know, true, bro, I would
Speaker 2: say most bros are a little frightened.
Speaker 5: And what is I'm getting a call Jimmy Kimmel. Oh
Speaker 5: you don't want Adam saying that while wearing a hat
Speaker 5: with your name on it. Yeah, and I'll tell him
Speaker 5: very cool.
Speaker 3: No, no, dude talking about his old shows. He is correct.
Speaker 3: And the one thing that has really proven this fact
Speaker 3: is is the fact that Hooters has gone bankrupt.
Speaker 2: Dude, believe it. I am.
Speaker 3: Do we swoop in? Do we swoop in with a
Speaker 3: new restaurant for all those down ass dudes.
Speaker 6: All those guys who need to see titties at lunch.
Speaker 3: You can't go to lunch without titties? What dude? They
Speaker 3: did everything in their power. Yeah, welcome to Cooters, just
Speaker 3: like super tight wrapped h ceram wrap coachy shorts. Oh
Speaker 3: you said Cooters. I thought you said Cougars. And I'm
Speaker 3: like that's not a bad idea either. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: just like hot single older women. There's one one real
Speaker 3: cougar in every restaurant, damn every hour.
Speaker 2: H do you I mean there's still like Twin Peaks
Speaker 2: right that that's the other that was the competitors. And
Speaker 2: I have no.
Speaker 5: Idea what you're talking about, Adams, like, I'd road trip
Speaker 5: once a month to the closest Twin Peaks.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 3: No, there's Twin Peaks out and about. There's Twin Peaks.
Speaker 3: There's also there's also a place called the Tilted Kilt.
Speaker 3: I think that's like in like Vegas. That's kind of similar.
Speaker 2: And what well you you look at the website of
Speaker 2: Twin Peaks and you're like, okay, I could, I could,
Speaker 2: I could get into this.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, let's look at the menu.
Speaker 4: This seems a okay, this seems up my alley.
Speaker 3: You know what. And this is not a joke. I
Speaker 3: will say right now, Hooters.
Speaker 2: Day you're the Wings, dude.
Speaker 3: Daytona Wings are so freaking fire, dude. They are off
Speaker 3: the chain. That's when they mix the barbecue with the
Speaker 3: buffalo and it's so damn good.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the.
Speaker 3: Peaks looks like it's a little higher echelon than well.
Speaker 7: Of course the website does, But does that mean really
Speaker 7: think based on the the sober icpe guys from last
Speaker 7: year's or last last week's episode Monster websites alone, yes,
Speaker 7: they look like they're quality.
Speaker 2: Well I think, yeah, this is it's a new It's
Speaker 2: it's not as many locations as Hooters had, so there,
Speaker 2: I think there on the company might be a little higher.
Speaker 3: See all locations, I mean.
Speaker 2: Dude, see look at all these locations. Look at how
Speaker 2: many locations there are in Florida?
Speaker 3: Is there one in Conquered?
Speaker 2: My god, well, Florida gets it a lot happening there Algonquin.
Speaker 2: I like, we all just got really quiet and now
Speaker 2: we're just staring at this website.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean right, but like where there's one on
Speaker 3: Squirrel Road in Auburn Hills where Yes, So that's what
Speaker 3: I'm saying, is Beaver there's one in Beaver Creek. You
Speaker 3: know it goes off Oh yes, points, yes, camelback.
Speaker 2: I missed that time when you could just stand there
Speaker 2: and say, hey, I like kitties.
Speaker 4: I'm not afraid to admit it.
Speaker 3: There's one in Conquered. Of course, there is no, There's
Speaker 3: not no, it's that's got to be new Hampshire. That
Speaker 3: can't be. That can't be conquered California. There's no way
Speaker 3: says conquered on on conquered Mills Boulevard. That doesn't I
Speaker 3: don't think that's my conquered, not my conquered.
Speaker 4: That's not why you don't. You wouldn't want this, Uh,
Speaker 4: you wouldn't want this.
Speaker 3: I would completely want it. I would just be very
Speaker 3: aware of it. Are you kidding me? It looks like
Speaker 3: it's outside Charlotte, Charlotte, Okay, yeah, that's not my conquered
Speaker 3: You kidding me? That would change the freaking old town
Speaker 3: Corpus Christy be the Deer Valley. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So there's there's a handful of these types of restaurants,
Speaker 2: a handful. As they are they doing well, they got.
Speaker 3: To be doing well. They I think it's state by state.
Speaker 3: I think maybe California is going kind of it's kind
Speaker 3: of weak. That's gotta be Hollywood Florida, right, it's got
Speaker 3: to be. It's all Florida. Florida gets it as as
Speaker 3: you know, Florida gets a bad rap for being a
Speaker 3: little looney Tunes. But they do take some swings that commendable.
Speaker 2: Well, I will say that they're not afraid to just
Speaker 2: have fun, just let it fly down there. And if
Speaker 2: that isn't consider, if that's considered a little kookie and
Speaker 2: a little out there, sure, yeah, fine.
Speaker 3: Then I guess I'm a little cookie, and I guess
Speaker 3: I'm a little kooky. Adam's a Florida man. Adam is
Speaker 3: a Florida man at heart. Bye, guys, I'm still on
Speaker 3: the website.
Speaker 2: We know, and it's and it's making for very bad
Speaker 2: podcasting because you're just staring your mouth.
Speaker 3: Is an eight at least, at least read out loud
Speaker 3: what you're I'm doing, dude.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm trying to like spin the conversation a little bit,
Speaker 2: getting back to where we're having an actual conversation.
Speaker 3: There's one in Indian Hills.
Speaker 2: There's one on Beaver.
Speaker 3: Creek, dude, there's one Beaver Creek. Very funny. There's one
Speaker 3: in Conquered, not the Conquered we know. There's one in Hollywood,
Speaker 3: not the Hollywood.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: Now there's one in Madison, Tennessee, not Madison, Wisconsin. What's happening.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna come, what are we doing here?
Speaker 2: Nothing? That's just where they've decided to put their location.
Speaker 3: I know, but they're misleading.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming they're they're going in like smaller markets edge outs.
Speaker 3: There's nothing small twin Peaks.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I would say if a family trip to
Speaker 2: Twin Peaks, maybe maybe we're getting a new sponsor out
Speaker 2: of this steal.
Speaker 3: Did you see the did you see the catchphrase right
Speaker 3: under the logo twining Twin Peaks Eats, drinks and scenic views. Baby,
Speaker 3: Now is this in Terrell Tarret, Texas? If this isn't Terrot, Texas,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go crazy. What are you talking about the
Speaker 3: hometown of Jamie Fox, Tarret, Texas.
Speaker 2: Please come back to us.
Speaker 3: Is that where they got it?
Speaker 2: Please come back to us.
Speaker 3: Okay, it is you, grandma, Please come back to us.
Speaker 3: Exit out of that.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe let's not put any more websites in the.
Speaker 3: No, dude, come back to us, buddy, can you wait?
Speaker 3: And the you know, the wings, the wings look okay,
Speaker 3: the wings look good. The wings look really good. So
Speaker 3: adam back to your titties conversation. Okay, now we're back
Speaker 3: on an old Howard Stern interview.
Speaker 5: And the woman comes in and goes, oh wow, you
Speaker 5: got your breasts are much better than I thought they'd
Speaker 5: be and she's like, oh, thank you, and he's like,
Speaker 5: you know, like what that's a little wild, right.
Speaker 3: Very yeah.
Speaker 2: I would say we're beyond that. We're beyond that. But
Speaker 2: the fact that, like, now, if there's if if you're
Speaker 2: really like if you are at a Hooters or something,
Speaker 2: I guess that's.
Speaker 3: Not even we say twin peaks? Can we say twin peaks?
Speaker 2: Is that what's called is at a twin peak? To
Speaker 2: kill kill and there's just bodacious racks walking around?
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: I think you could just say this place is awesome.
Speaker 2: There's bodacious racks walking around all over. But if it's
Speaker 2: not in an environment like that, and a girl just
Speaker 2: comes in and she's just where you know, your boobs
Speaker 2: are huge. But if she she hasn't flopped out, she's dressed.
Speaker 3: He this argument before.
Speaker 2: If they're flopped out, not to her, you don't say
Speaker 2: it to her.
Speaker 3: I think you can.
Speaker 2: I think in polite society you can. Then your guys
Speaker 2: be like, holy moly.
Speaker 3: Hot hot, holy moly, And I'm gonna end it right there,
Speaker 3: holy moly holy. So here's my question.
Speaker 5: If you work in a workplace, if you work in
Speaker 5: a workplace, where there is a woman who wears revealing
Speaker 5: outfits where her her hands are out and it's it's
Speaker 5: a distraction for everybody, right, Yes, do you go to
Speaker 5: HR and hang on to HR?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No? No? And uh and fist bump them and go
Speaker 3: why don't you cry about it?
Speaker 8: Hey?
Speaker 3: I just wanted to bring this to your attention. Cheryl's Cheryl?
Speaker 3: What are we doing? Sorry? Sorry, she's not the only
Speaker 3: Cheryl dude. Come on, and I am sorry, I am shock.
Speaker 3: That was that? Was that? I should have said? I
Speaker 3: should have said, Hilary dude, thank you a good great
Speaker 3: callback from When was that was that last week? Jeez?
Speaker 3: I think it was last week. Yeah. Sorry, didn't mean
Speaker 3: to derail it there, man, I did, no, it did
Speaker 3: I was. I took a walk for a joke that
Speaker 3: arguably didn't even need to be said. But isn't that
Speaker 3: life yet?
Speaker 2: No? I would say, in fact, if you have let's
Speaker 2: let's say you're you have such a bodacious rack, okay.
Speaker 3: Wait I do, I hold on, let me envision yours does? Okay?
Speaker 2: And a woman does, and it's so distracting that you
Speaker 2: can't get you know, it's it's hindering the workplace. Yes,
Speaker 2: I feel that that is a welcome reprieve from the grind,
Speaker 2: the monotony of everyday life. That that woman should get
Speaker 2: a raise. And she's getting a raise out of me,
Speaker 2: She's getting raised from everyone, But I would say she
Speaker 2: should get a raise.
Speaker 3: This podcast was brought to you by nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I'm saying. Bring it back, man, this
Speaker 2: is cool.
Speaker 3: Man. Okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 2: Now that being said, If a guy, if a guy
Speaker 2: is so handsome, if Brad Pitt works at your office,
Speaker 2: and all the women are lusting because women are just
Speaker 2: as bad as you, like how they talk.
Speaker 3: Finally, thank you, Adam. Go ahead, you've got the floor.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Adam. Go off.
Speaker 2: King. When you get a group of women just googling
Speaker 2: and ogling, go off these men.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel super offended when that starts to happen
Speaker 3: to me. I'm not offended.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yes, Google Ogle do it, do.
Speaker 3: It, God, Google perfect doesn't bother me. I mean, you've
Speaker 3: you've been You've been on Google me, google me whatever
Speaker 3: you want, baby, dude.
Speaker 2: You've been on the meet and greet, to the gauntlet
Speaker 2: of the meet and greet.
Speaker 4: How many times has your ass been grabbed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it gets grabbed here and there.
Speaker 2: By women kung fu grab hundreds hundreds of times. You
Speaker 2: need another four inches. It's constantly being grabbed.
Speaker 3: Yes, sometimes people, Well I think that that is crossing
Speaker 3: the line. But yeah, no, I mean no, yeah, we
Speaker 3: let it fly.
Speaker 2: Do you let you fly?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't think you should ever unwilfully touch somebody, but yeah, no,
Speaker 3: probably it's a meet and great.
Speaker 2: And in fact I don't. I don't love that either.
Speaker 3: But to be fair, they did pay one hundred dollars. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: so yeah, yeah, you may touch. You could take them,
Speaker 3: take it easy, bake, let them, let them.
Speaker 2: You should get a little cop cop a little you
Speaker 2: could take it. If you want to take a chunk
Speaker 2: out of.
Speaker 3: It, you can get a grip.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I was walking down that road.
Speaker 2: Uh. And I will take most of that conversation back
Speaker 2: at the end of this podcast. But which is fine.
Speaker 3: But it's good to say it out loud so that
Speaker 3: someone can clip it and post it O you know
Speaker 3: what out But you're right, but you it's good.
Speaker 2: To just to you know, I'm just I just said
Speaker 2: the Man show. I feel like it would not there's
Speaker 2: not a world where that will ever come back, and
Speaker 2: it just it really brought me a lot of joy when.
Speaker 4: I was in high school, I think is what it
Speaker 4: was on.
Speaker 3: And I don't think there'll be something like that with
Speaker 3: like commercials like, but someone can for sure just start
Speaker 3: like a YouTube channel that's basically the same thing and
Speaker 3: people will be into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 3: I just want to party.
Speaker 2: And maybe that's our spinoff podcast.
Speaker 3: Now we're talking. Okay, okay, cool the Dude crew. Maybe
Speaker 3: we need to fire that up, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Live from Twin Peaks, this is.
Speaker 2: Knockers Middle aged men, Welcome, Welcome to Knockers Talk.
Speaker 3: We talk mostly about knockers.
Speaker 2: Uh, Knockers Talk.
Speaker 6: We still three dads, We still love boobs Blake.
Speaker 3: Did you see any knockers? Oh? Oh did I ever?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: Oh just about gotten a car accident on the way here.
Speaker 3: Whip my head around so hard.
Speaker 2: Holy and we.
Speaker 3: Bring back Flash Fridays from Tomcas. It is flash right.
Speaker 2: You know. Tomcas is a neighbor of mine. I think
Speaker 2: we talked about this. Yeah, yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's cool. What do people call him when
Speaker 3: they called in dumb? You know?
Speaker 5: They called him king or dad Dad. No, they called
Speaker 5: him dad. They call it and be like hey Dad,
Speaker 5: and you go hi son.
Speaker 2: So Tom like likeas was is a shock jock here
Speaker 2: in Los Angeles? Yeah right, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I don't know how this was the same.
Speaker 2: Era where he just got fired. Yeah did he?
Speaker 3: I thought he got like beat up and was like,
Speaker 3: I guess I'm done.
Speaker 2: He did.
Speaker 3: I think he got hit with a bat outside of
Speaker 3: a club. Ge Yeah, but he was very club yeah,
Speaker 3: like he was hit with a club outside of a bat.
Speaker 3: What are we talking here? Oh, guy hit with the
Speaker 3: baseball bat, like outside of a nightclub.
Speaker 4: He was going to nightclubs. The guy was like sixties
Speaker 4: going to nightclub.
Speaker 3: Dude, he was a player, did yeah, but he was
Speaker 3: like notoriously single, and he's very rude desperate girls looking
Speaker 3: for like a daddy.
Speaker 2: Oh god, oh yikes.
Speaker 3: It was very rude to you, you bitch, yikes, cheat
Speaker 3: fucking It was unreal now that you you do have
Speaker 3: the best Tom likes, I'm like, although it got people
Speaker 3: were just doing it way better than me though. I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I didn't realize this was like a easy,
Speaker 3: easy impression. He's good. He was really good.
Speaker 6: Hello, son, did she have big old breasts?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna come.
Speaker 6: Oh, man, did you fuck her or dump her? Sometimes
Speaker 6: you gotta fuck him and dump him. Seven eight five,
Speaker 6: Tom call in tell us about your horse, and you're like.
Speaker 3: Uh, this is on the radio, bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I take it back about wanting to go
Speaker 2: back to this this time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because it was a dark times, A dark time, dude,
Speaker 7: that's horrific.
Speaker 3: It's a dark time.
Speaker 4: Funny funny though, Yeah, funny.
Speaker 3: You know, you just got to look through a different lens.
Speaker 3: You know, prism come a long way. I've come a
Speaker 3: long way? How far? How far? How far you've come? Said?
Speaker 3: Come along? You came a long way? How far I'm
Speaker 3: gonna come? Brought to you by load boosts. Hey did
Speaker 3: you take the load boost I sent you? Hey, load
Speaker 3: boost I've come a long way, brought to you by
Speaker 3: Twin Peaks and load boost. Hey, science has come a
Speaker 3: long way. God damn, we could write some load boost Adam.
Speaker 3: Are you on the Twin Peaks website? He is? We
Speaker 3: lost them?
Speaker 2: No, I'm that man. I clicked on the I clicked
Speaker 2: on the link that said it's a restaurant, is what
Speaker 2: they're called like Twin Peaks, Tilted Kill Kills, Yes, bikini
Speaker 2: sports bar restaurants, that iss bar and Grill a restaurant,
Speaker 2: which is funny, genius. And then there's the male variation
Speaker 2: and that stop by mails with a similar focus on
Speaker 2: the servers appearance, including Tali Whackers Monster opening in Dallas fifteen.
Speaker 3: It is Holliwack. It's in Dallas.
Speaker 2: It was open in May and closed by August, so
Speaker 2: like a little year and a half later.
Speaker 5: They didn't know, They didn't know Dallas might not be
Speaker 5: interested in that real man.
Speaker 2: Maybe not.
Speaker 4: And then in Japan there was a.
Speaker 2: Place called Macho Meat Shop fuck where browny men serve
Speaker 2: food and drinks Mancho meat Can.
Speaker 3: You imagine working there? That's the documentary. I mean how's
Speaker 3: the food though?
Speaker 2: Well, the thing is is, I feel like most women
Speaker 2: wouldn't want to eat at like a like a meat shop,
Speaker 2: like usually.
Speaker 3: I'm SKay, dudes, these are all invented for dudes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dudes are just too horny.
Speaker 2: I think we're too horny.
Speaker 3: We're no, we can't we're too horny.
Speaker 2: If you don't want us to want to watch girls
Speaker 2: jumping on trampolines, we got to figure out a way
Speaker 2: to get the horny out of us. We got to
Speaker 2: too horny. How to make men less spart.
Speaker 3: I think the meat the meat factory or whatever it's called,
Speaker 3: Macho Man's meat factory. Yeah, all those guys there working there,
Speaker 3: they're selling meth, right, Like you're you're also a drug dealer, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, isn't no gate. Dudes, do they do meth?
Speaker 3: Or they do? They do math? You want to see it?
Speaker 2: They do meth?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, we do we do they poppers?
Speaker 2: Isaac immediately wrote poppers, hoppers duds.
Speaker 3: Isaac couldn't be faster at better moments.
Speaker 2: Poppers, they do poppers.
Speaker 3: And also he was syndicated across the country. Oh that
Speaker 3: was okay, great, Tomas was yeah on fire. Isaac's just
Speaker 3: dumping so much info right now. It's crazy. It's info
Speaker 3: wars in the chat room with Isaac.
Speaker 5: With your bodies right now? Do you guys think you
Speaker 5: could work at those restaurants or would you be turned around?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: What are the required?
Speaker 2: Would I be turned around? Like turned.
Speaker 3: Like what do you mean? Like send back out the door?
Speaker 3: Like sorry, sir, we're not interested in your body? What
Speaker 3: are the requires?
Speaker 4: I think we're a little long in the tooth.
Speaker 3: I think I'm a little long a couple of places.
Speaker 2: You need another four inches, so you're not Blake. There's
Speaker 2: been too many jokes. We know, we know you're not
Speaker 2: too long.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you gotta have the You gotta have that
Speaker 5: one guy like in Magic Mike wasn't there, like the
Speaker 5: one old guy who was still jacked.
Speaker 2: But I mean, Durors, you have a white mustache. I
Speaker 2: mean I could barely stand up for more than ten
Speaker 2: minutes at a time. My back hurts so much.
Speaker 3: Right, I think I'm good to but that's not what
Speaker 3: I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: And you know, Blake might actually be too good to go,
Speaker 2: a little too good?
Speaker 3: G two G. I think I'm good to go, baby
Speaker 3: G two G.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would think so. I think you could. I
Speaker 2: think out of the three of us, Blake is the most.
Speaker 3: So good. And do you sit down in the booth?
Speaker 3: I never minded going to Hooters. It's a good time.
Speaker 3: The food is excellent, it's great, titties are out when
Speaker 3: they sit down in the booth with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 3: I'm always like, can you get your weird leggings away?
Speaker 3: And the band aids over the tattoos. I'm like, the
Speaker 3: band aids over tattoos. Can we do this at a
Speaker 3: distance please?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they had to like cover their tattoos with like
Speaker 5: band aids back.
Speaker 3: In the day. I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: I always had a real BAMD That's what I remember.
Speaker 2: I did not know.
Speaker 3: Maybe that was in the nineties. I think in the
Speaker 3: two thousands they started to coming around on individuality. Sure,
Speaker 3: that's what we're calling it. And Adams looking at the
Speaker 3: Twin Peaks website, there's no doubt in my mind he's like, appetizers,
Speaker 3: look good.
Speaker 2: No hands right here. I'm just looking.
Speaker 3: We're not saying, we're not saying jacking it.
Speaker 2: If I was looking, I'd be strong. I'd be strong.
Speaker 3: You might have a fleshlight situation. Yeah, did I tell you, guys?
Speaker 3: I did the I used one of those things that
Speaker 3: they sent the pure love or whatever.
Speaker 4: Oh you jerked off in one of those things?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did. Wow, And then that go, Yeah, please
Speaker 3: tell me more.
Speaker 2: This is the horniest pot yet.
Speaker 3: Let's just say, uh, science has come a long way.
Speaker 2: Oh, so you're you're liking it. You liked it?
Speaker 3: It was a one? No, no, it was a one
Speaker 3: and done well.
Speaker 2: It kind of has to be right or else were
Speaker 2: you gonna put that in the dishwasher where your kid's
Speaker 2: dishes are? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What are we talking about?
Speaker 5: But that's what you're supposed to do, is like rinse it.
Speaker 5: You can rinse it in a sink or whatever. But
Speaker 5: I was just like, this is such a production, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, see that's the thing.
Speaker 5: They got to figure it out where where it's it's
Speaker 5: less of a thing like it's gotta be pre lubricated.
Speaker 3: Or somehow it's not. It doesn't come right.
Speaker 2: What the thing?
Speaker 3: Explain what it is? Step it out a little. It's
Speaker 3: a it's like people saw it on the or saw
Speaker 3: if you you were like you were blowing into it.
Speaker 3: You're blowing it up. It's basically like a flexible rubber
Speaker 3: whatever cut type thing with a hole in the middle
Speaker 3: with a bunch of little nodules in there.
Speaker 2: That oh that's right, that thing, yeah, with a three
Speaker 2: different holes and there's like swirls and ship on the inside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you got to like, poor lu Ben, you
Speaker 3: gotta use I haven't sure, but I just was like,
Speaker 3: they sent it. What am I gonna do?
Speaker 5: I haven't sit here, Let's see what it's all about
Speaker 5: you know, it's fine.
Speaker 3: I can't just fine, I can't donate to good Will.
Speaker 3: What am I going to do with the dandy? Yeah?
Speaker 3: You could drop it in the in the in the
Speaker 3: good will box, right, well, you know for the pod. Yeah,
Speaker 3: these are that market I don't know. I don't necessarily
Speaker 3: hit record what I'm supposed to, right, but if you
Speaker 3: send me a little thing to fuck, I'm trying it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: a little market research, but yeah, I just it's like
Speaker 3: it's a lot, It's a lot. Uh, do you want
Speaker 3: to like tell us more about like when you did this,
Speaker 3: Like what like when did you feel like the time
Speaker 3: was right? Did you say, like, hey, I'm in the
Speaker 3: families away so daddy shall play Like was yeah? Was
Speaker 3: it like Daddy's everybody's that out empty empty empty house?
Speaker 3: You got it. That's definitely an empty house thing.
Speaker 2: It has to be an empty house situation because could
Speaker 2: you imagine, oh god, could you imagine.
Speaker 4: Someone one of the kids comes running.
Speaker 3: In and I can't imagine any other scenario.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and and all of a sudden you got a
Speaker 2: three pronged or two like, I mean, many different holes
Speaker 2: to fuck in this thing. It's scient I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't like those things.
Speaker 3: And if your kid walks in and goes, dad, that's
Speaker 3: a lot of you. You're like, what's a lot, dad?
Speaker 4: What do you you just jerk off like a normal person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a lot, even if it's you know, not
Speaker 3: the kids, like the wife like, I don't know, it's
Speaker 3: just a lot to walk back. That's a better case
Speaker 3: scenario because then you at least comes her out there,
Speaker 3: like what how do you pad it? You just fuck.
Speaker 2: You to say hey, yeah, hey are you and her?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You and her? And she's and she'll probably go, yeah,
Speaker 2: just keep doing what you're doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you keep as you were, soldier. She hits
Speaker 3: you with the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna just keep sucking this selecting the can
Speaker 2: thing just.
Speaker 3: Salutes you real quick and ducks out of the word
Speaker 3: stand stand down, soldier. But works for me. She always
Speaker 3: goes like, is it for the pod? And I go yes,
Speaker 3: and she goes.
Speaker 7: Carry on, absolutely, okay, absolutely, that's smart for the pod.
Speaker 2: We're doing it for the pot.
Speaker 3: It's for the pot.
Speaker 2: That's when we open up our own restaurant.
Speaker 3: It's for the pod. We the pod. What do you
Speaker 3: want me to do?
Speaker 2: Not open a restaurant for the pod, honey, it's for
Speaker 2: the pot a bit.
Speaker 3: It's a restaurant chain.
Speaker 2: It's a restaurant chain. It's about the board's.
Speaker 3: We're We're in Conquered, We're in Madison, We're in We're
Speaker 3: in Austin, Pennsylvania. All right, yeah, just trust me on this.
Speaker 2: These are in Las Vegas, Tennessee. Dude, honey.
Speaker 3: We're in Long Beach, North Dakota. Why am I there
Speaker 3: every night? I just want to make sure it runs well.
Speaker 2: We're in New York, Arizona. Honey.
Speaker 3: Okay, honey, dude, you're gonna love it. We're in Arizona,
Speaker 3: New Mexico.
Speaker 2: We're in all the major cities. We're gonna go on
Speaker 2: a tour of all the all the restaurant locations.
Speaker 3: Trust me, all right, Boston, Albuquerque, Old Mexico. It's just
Speaker 3: these are just places. These are what places. These are
Speaker 3: major metropolitans.
Speaker 5: I know I haven't been home in two weeks, but
Speaker 5: I just gotta make sure the place is running well.
Speaker 3: The prestaurant isn't gonna run itself.
Speaker 2: The restaurant, honey, have.
Speaker 3: You looked at the menu?
Speaker 2: How do you think I put a roof over this house.
Speaker 3: You know what the other day you walked in on
Speaker 3: me fucking rubber can and I let it slide. Okay,
Speaker 3: we're building out the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what she stopped buying it. You gotta turn,
Speaker 2: you gotta turn.
Speaker 3: Was that for the podcast? I'm so fucking hopped up
Speaker 3: on five hour Energy?
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 2: I told the story on Kimmel and Todd watched the
Speaker 2: clip and was like, I'm surprised you're haven't told the
Speaker 2: story on the podcast. And I'm surprised that I haven't
Speaker 2: told this story.
Speaker 3: There's no way this is that your mom caught you
Speaker 3: and or.
Speaker 2: You're gonna tell the story with the condom.
Speaker 3: You're gonna tell the story. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell it
Speaker 3: real quick. I'm gonna go take a show.
Speaker 2: So in high school, my high school girlfriend, she was like,
Speaker 2: you can't throw you can't keep that condom here, You
Speaker 2: can't throw it away at my house.
Speaker 4: You have to throw it away on your way home
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, okay, And you guys didn't want to
Speaker 3: flush it because you thought the plumbing would explode or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're like, the plumbing is going to come back
Speaker 2: up and it's gonna be a whole thing. So I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'll throw it out on the way home.
Speaker 3: But you can't flush condoms, right, that's not a good idea, correct.
Speaker 2: You can? You can? What do you mean?
Speaker 3: I don't think that's a good idea. If you're sixteen,
Speaker 3: you can.
Speaker 2: You're sixteen years old, you absolutely can't. If your own house, somebody,
Speaker 2: I give a pass to anybody living in their parents' home.
Speaker 3: You're allowed to flush condoms. As soon as you're on
Speaker 3: your own, you can get well. Eventually, that's gonna come
Speaker 3: back to haunt.
Speaker 2: You until all of a sudden loads back up, it
Speaker 2: gets stuck, and then you get caught. So she was right, insane,
Speaker 2: that's part.
Speaker 3: Of the fun of the game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like, it's not a game. It's my life.
Speaker 2: It's not a game.
Speaker 3: And then you goes mom, it's for the podcast. Mom,
Speaker 3: It's just like.
Speaker 2: Okay, for the podcast.
Speaker 3: Okay. So you have a used condom, we're speaking.
Speaker 2: Condo tied in a knot. I put it in my
Speaker 2: backpack in the pencil pouch and then I go home.
Speaker 4: I forget to throw it away.
Speaker 2: On the way home. I get home, I start to
Speaker 2: look for the condom, I can't remember exactly where I
Speaker 2: put it.
Speaker 4: I open up all the zippers. I'm like, where is it?
Speaker 2: Where is it? Where is it? Nature calls I have
Speaker 2: to use the bathroom real quick. God, I quickly go
Speaker 2: to use the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Nature fucking nature.
Speaker 2: Fucking nature, dude. I hear my parents come home with
Speaker 2: my little dog, Maggie. All of a sudden, I hear
Speaker 2: the dog, Maggie with the little bells. She had little
Speaker 2: bells around her collar, just jingling and jangling. And then
Speaker 2: I'm back in my room looking for the condom. The
Speaker 2: bells are jingling and jangling. I hear my mom say
Speaker 2: what you got there?
Speaker 3: What you got there, Maggie?
Speaker 2: And she was like, oh my god, Adam, and she
Speaker 2: marches down the hallway. I'm like, oh no, and she's
Speaker 2: holding the condom. It's been bitten. Now it's oozing out.
Speaker 3: What do you mean You're like, oh no, you already knew.
Speaker 2: I knew something was up because I can't find it.
Speaker 2: You're putting, and all of a sudden, I hear her, Adam,
Speaker 2: and I hear her say, what you got marks down?
Speaker 2: The It wasn't goofy. The dog had bitten, so it's oozing,
Speaker 2: My jizz is oozing down, and the dog is jumping
Speaker 2: up to like lap it up. And my mom is goes,
Speaker 2: what is this? What is this? And I go, that's
Speaker 2: not mine. And she's like, oh, so it's your father's.
Speaker 2: You're blaming your father. And I'm like, no, mine wasn't
Speaker 2: yellow because it was banana flavored. She was like, what
Speaker 2: mine wasn't yellow like a banana. Mine was red like
Speaker 2: an apple. It's important, Like what the fuck, dude, And
Speaker 2: then she went and then she went into the laundry
Speaker 2: room and and I had to go down there, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, you know.
Speaker 3: She's still holding it.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you're not my little boy anymore.
Speaker 3: You're not my little boy anymore, that's right, mamah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And I told that story on Kimmel minus the dizzy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, yeah, slipping.
Speaker 2: I cleaned it up a.
Speaker 4: Little bit for for TV.
Speaker 2: But but yes, you know, so we do have some
Speaker 2: stories in our deep backbran then we haven't told on
Speaker 2: the podcast.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. So I got one question, where are we
Speaker 3: buying banana flavored condoms? Is this like bathroom vending machines?
Speaker 3: Just the grocery store grocery store.
Speaker 2: I think it was the grocery store. Yeah, directs.
Speaker 3: I think, what about didn't you go to plant? What
Speaker 3: they sell banana flavored condoms at the grocery store? I think?
Speaker 3: I think so changed my planned parenthood. And they had
Speaker 3: like that bowl they had like the bowl of like
Speaker 3: free condom you could just go fill your backpack.
Speaker 2: I mean, that wasn't me. That wasn't me. Man, I
Speaker 2: bought a pack of them.
Speaker 3: You go into a lot of plant parents have planned parenthood.
Speaker 2: We did, we did. We had a plan.
Speaker 5: Blake would go with all the girls who got pregnant
Speaker 5: as like their friend.
Speaker 3: What what if I did? That seems help supportive? Dude,
Speaker 3: I know, I'm not what when did I say? When
Speaker 3: did I say that was.
Speaker 2: A bad thing?
Speaker 3: Well, the way you said it was like Blake would
Speaker 3: do this, like yeah, maybe I did. Maybe I was
Speaker 3: a really supportive good friend. Maybe you heard it that way.
Speaker 3: But the way that he would cover the way he
Speaker 3: would cover was he'd go back to his boys and
Speaker 3: be like I went and got all these condoms, Like
Speaker 3: that's how you made it like masculine and cool. Whatever, bro,
Speaker 3: see you were taking a dig ask, I know, Adam said,
Speaker 3: his computer's about to die. We're really we're really running
Speaker 3: the fucking the red light today. Yeah, tell me more
Speaker 3: about this grab bowl a Planned Parenthood. Did you ever
Speaker 3: go to Planned Parenthood as a youngster. I don't think so.
Speaker 3: You never stepped foot. I don't think so. It was
Speaker 3: such a great resource. Sure, I think that they do
Speaker 3: a lot of wonderful things. I just never planned for
Speaker 3: parent They give you fucking they give you free condoms.
Speaker 3: And that's what the fuck is up?
Speaker 8: Bro?
Speaker 3: Yes city, that's the cover, that's the cover. What you
Speaker 3: think I was in there to like be supportive? Bro?
Speaker 3: Look at these I got fucking Magna Max hows homie, dude?
Speaker 3: They would hook it up. They were cool like that.
Speaker 3: What flavors, dude?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 3: I feel like cherry banana definitely was one and did
Speaker 3: it tastes like bananas? I actually, and this is honest, Blake,
Speaker 3: What at you and I? I never What are you
Speaker 3: and I? When you got there? What you got there?
Speaker 8: Blake?
Speaker 3: Remembering Coneheads? He would chew condoms as uh as bubble gum?
Speaker 3: I don't remember that. Did you watch the Coneheads movie?
Speaker 5: I don't think I ever saw Coneheads. I've only seen
Speaker 5: the trailer Goodbye Dude.
Speaker 3: That movie is really fucking good.
Speaker 5: I think I can tell the trailer beat for beat,
Speaker 5: but I don't know if I ever saw the movie.
Speaker 3: Chris Farley's awesome in it. He's got an underrated role.
Speaker 3: But the end of the older sister from Day's confused
Speaker 3: and she's awesome. Uh is she the daughter in Yeah,
Speaker 3: in Coneheads and she's actually like super hot in cone Head? Yeah, oh, striking.
Speaker 3: Even with the Conehead she's like beautiful y oh yeah,
Speaker 3: the brunette Yeah, from Dazing Infused and she's a diver.
Speaker 3: Is it not Alyssa Milano?
Speaker 2: No, that is not a Lissa Milano.
Speaker 3: No, I wish did. She's super beautiful.
Speaker 4: Alyssa Milana was my chain.
Speaker 3: And then the But the end of Coneheads, the movie,
Speaker 3: like the final act is crazy because they go to
Speaker 3: their home planet. It gets wild. There's clay mation. I'll
Speaker 3: say that. I won't.
Speaker 5: So do you want to be more vague or let
Speaker 5: us into what the fuck you're talking about?
Speaker 3: Well, I want you guys to watch it. If you've
Speaker 3: never seen Coneheads, it's a great film.
Speaker 4: Well I've seen Coneheads.
Speaker 3: Durs has never seen it. I don't think I've ever
Speaker 3: seen it really loose but worth a watch. It has
Speaker 3: really it's really funny. It's very good. Dankroyd dan Akroid slays.
Speaker 3: We come from Friends. Oh, Michelle Burke, I'm on the IMDb.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Tom old Burke. She's the daughter. She's the
Speaker 3: daughter of the teenage daughter. Wow, she's so beautiful in coneheads,
Speaker 3: look at her and her well Man in Just Life,
Speaker 3: I put like, I'm just remembering these outfits. Something about
Speaker 3: that cone gets me.
Speaker 2: It's science. Some about that cone got you going.
Speaker 5: There's something about that long dick on top of her
Speaker 5: heads it gets back going.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't mind taking that to She also hot. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: I got you, bro. It is genius. Yes, she wore
Speaker 3: a lot of chokers. I think I think I was
Speaker 3: a sucker for like chokers. I think when I was
Speaker 3: a youngster, like a teenage boy, I thought chokers were
Speaker 3: super hot. Well, I think that just hot girls wore
Speaker 3: them when we were young, and maybe, yeah, that was
Speaker 3: kind of a nineties I thing was in the nineties.
Speaker 5: I think there's plenty of girls who could put a
Speaker 5: choker on and make you go, yeah, they're not that hot.
Speaker 3: Fine, huh, she's got going on, but well she rocked it.
Speaker 3: Why don't? Why don't girls?
Speaker 5: And maybe I'm throwing this out there, and if you're
Speaker 5: a female listener or a male listener in this.
Speaker 3: Floats boat, give it a shot.
Speaker 5: Instead of wearing a choker on your neck, maybe like
Speaker 5: around the thigh, like if you're rocking some shorts, that's
Speaker 5: a that's but I'm saying, you take a choker and
Speaker 5: you just put it on your leg. You just got
Speaker 5: like one, so.
Speaker 4: It's like, well, then you got some really tiny ass legs.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's science.
Speaker 3: Well they stretched their plastic and they're not fixed fixed thing.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, but I think that could be a look.
Speaker 5: And slide into Blake's DMS and send him pictures of
Speaker 5: your legs with.
Speaker 3: A choker on. The people have been sliding, by the way,
Speaker 3: you said, slide into my d MS about like Tourette's
Speaker 3: the other day and I have all these weird turetts.
Speaker 3: Oh so Tourette's weird?
Speaker 2: Why is it?
Speaker 3: It's weird?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Hang on, you also like titties? I have explanation, you
Speaker 3: know what?
Speaker 2: And you're telling me you like titties on trampolines? What
Speaker 2: are what kind of human?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not saying Tourett's are is weird? I'm like,
Speaker 3: I have all these explanations for some weird Turett subject
Speaker 3: that I don't know about. I'm not saying. And you
Speaker 3: famously do not absorb knowledge, so you can't even repeat
Speaker 3: what they are. No, I don't. I skim it. I
Speaker 3: skim it. You're not actually trying to gain knowledge. Kidding me?
Speaker 3: Do not never, do not, do not come never, would never.
Speaker 2: Have do not come.
Speaker 3: Oh, are you guys watching? It's probably over by now
Speaker 3: now that we're this bar ahead. Do you guys watch
Speaker 3: White Loads haven't watched this season?
Speaker 2: Can I just say I'm so fucking mad that they
Speaker 2: had I like Mike White a lot. I think he's
Speaker 2: a great creator. I I love his stuff. I liked Enlightened,
Speaker 2: I like White Lotus. I really like White Lotus. And
Speaker 2: you know, I've liked a lot of his stuff. So
Speaker 2: the decision to change the theme song between season two
Speaker 2: and season three was the fucking dumbest decision because everyone
Speaker 2: loved the theme song.
Speaker 3: I know where you're coming from, but let's go back,
Speaker 3: Let's go in the way back machine. Real quick, okay
Speaker 3: Cosby Show, whoa no, no, no, no, too far, too far,
Speaker 3: too far, too far, No Cosby Show. No, we can't,
Speaker 3: we can't go way back shoulders right.
Speaker 5: Essential theme song, quintessential theme song that evolved over time,
Speaker 5: seasons to seasons.
Speaker 3: That's the thing about Bill Cosby.
Speaker 5: And the later ones were off the chain, dude, where
Speaker 5: everybody was in like the bright colors, dancing around and
Speaker 5: then they did the hands like this and it was
Speaker 5: like boo and he was like, wake up, bitch, just.
Speaker 3: You can't, you can't, you can't. I loved the later
Speaker 3: seasons Cosby theme was a fucking jam that I cannot
Speaker 3: believe hasn't been sampled. I think there's a reason. I
Speaker 3: don't think you touch anything.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so so sorry. I I was doing a
Speaker 2: bit where I was in a wayback machine. Uh, and
Speaker 2: I kind of missed that you were you were talking
Speaker 2: about the Cosby Show because I did this whole bit
Speaker 2: was being transported to a way back machine.
Speaker 3: We saw it. No, you don't want to go that
Speaker 3: far back?
Speaker 2: Wait did they do that at the gate? Like starting
Speaker 2: the first.
Speaker 3: The original Cosby was like rapp.
Speaker 4: But then it like evolved, You're way older than us,
Speaker 4: So you remember these.
Speaker 3: You also worship Bill Cosby, You worship him everything he does,
Speaker 3: You love and appreciate.
Speaker 2: It and copy.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna post steal. I don't copy it. I kiss now.
Speaker 3: I gotta post that later season's Cosby theme just to
Speaker 3: see what happening. Don't. No, there's gonna post Tom likes
Speaker 3: Bill Cosby.
Speaker 2: There's is gonna start a sleepy time restaurant.
Speaker 8: Not good, not good, not good. If you're full lay
Speaker 8: down over here taking that not good?
Speaker 3: Why is there wing sauce on my fly?
Speaker 2: Dude, it's it's not my it's I'm not the one
Speaker 2: starting it. You're not starting it is the one.
Speaker 3: I'm pissed you guys don't watch White Lotus because there's
Speaker 3: some some funny stuff that I do. I just want
Speaker 3: to be able to blaze.
Speaker 2: I'm watching it. Yeah, the brothers are jerking each other off.
Speaker 2: The brothers are jerking each other off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so the brothers are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so gross, it's so weird, so strange.
Speaker 3: Thanks for that spoiler alert. You gotta get on it, brother. Yeah.
Speaker 3: For some reason, I'm like not as interested.
Speaker 2: But this season has been been slow. It's a slow
Speaker 2: burn to get there. I feel like other seasons it
Speaker 2: was better.
Speaker 3: Quick, a little more captivating. Yeah, here's the shaker for me,
Speaker 3: the marketing.
Speaker 5: You can't escape this show. And then the other day
Speaker 5: I saw a headline that was like it's gotten its
Speaker 5: all time highest ratings, and I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 5: so everyone is watching this. Four million people are watching this.
Speaker 3: Which in the grand scheme is not a huge number.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 5: I thought it would be like ten million, but like
Speaker 5: what you know, we used to get at our peak
Speaker 5: work Collics.
Speaker 2: Was three million.
Speaker 3: I don't think we ever got to three. Yeah, we did.
Speaker 2: Season what two? Season kiss or see the beginning of
Speaker 2: season three?
Speaker 3: Everyone slide into Adams dms.
Speaker 2: With those Season two Isaac's diad.
Speaker 3: What did American Idol get? American Idol would get like
Speaker 3: ten million over over that, yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah
Speaker 3: yeah yeah back in the day.
Speaker 4: That's a big network.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that.
Speaker 3: Was like still not many. Yeah, twenty five million, one
Speaker 3: t five million, that's insane. A good show, but that
Speaker 3: was also real appointment television right there. If you missed
Speaker 3: the Idol, you're and it.
Speaker 5: Was on twice a week, it was on like Wednesday
Speaker 5: and Thursday. That fucking show genius, genius. It was you
Speaker 5: had to watch it twice a week, fucking awesome. So
Speaker 5: but to go back, yeah, let's get back to let's
Speaker 5: get back to.
Speaker 2: The Lotus, to get back to your no to your
Speaker 2: life hero Bill Cosby. They they changed after season one
Speaker 2: to a new theme song or did they do multiple seasons.
Speaker 5: Because the kids were getting older so they had to
Speaker 5: like redo the theme songs and they're like, well, let's
Speaker 5: just update the music so like the music would stay similar.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Todd, I know you're a musician. He's
Speaker 5: like this, it's a variation on the melody, That's what
Speaker 5: I'm saying. But like it evolved into something that would
Speaker 5: be like almost not recognizably the same thing, and it
Speaker 5: got doper.
Speaker 2: So that makes more sense than what the White Lotus
Speaker 2: is doing because it's not the.
Speaker 3: Is it totally different? Isn't it still there's it's by
Speaker 3: the same person. Well, sorry, Blake saying there's a little
Speaker 3: there is some there is a little little No I
Speaker 3: watch it, Blake, I do too.
Speaker 2: But you don't retain information, damn it, he got you. You.
Speaker 2: You don't retain any knowledge.
Speaker 3: He retains music if you listen to it. It goes
Speaker 3: like it does, it has it has vocal. I don't
Speaker 3: know if seven variations of the Cosmic White Lotus season
Speaker 3: don't the jeez right?
Speaker 2: Yeah you go? Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear it?
Speaker 2: So let's play? Okay, okay, this is this, this is
Speaker 2: the new one.
Speaker 3: See it's kind of going like this sounds like a
Speaker 3: song I've heard before. She got a booty? Are we
Speaker 3: allowed to play? That's just like a that just sounds
Speaker 3: like someone's gonna sample that.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, okay, so not as good, right, so season
Speaker 2: one play play the last season or one or two season,
Speaker 2: and you're gonna hear the banger that everyone was like.
Speaker 3: Oh see, we're saying season one or season two, whichever
Speaker 3: is the same. Oh, it is exact same. We retained that.
Speaker 4: It's the same as we retained information and knowledge, and.
Speaker 3: Like you do that, I'm a search Cosby dump the songs.
Speaker 3: It's kind of the same.
Speaker 2: That's very same.
Speaker 3: This is the yeah, very similar, very similar. Season two
Speaker 3: might be a different song too.
Speaker 2: Okay, well let's try it to.
Speaker 3: Can you guys hear my ship playing? Or no, no,
Speaker 3: you were not sharing your audio? I got all the
Speaker 3: Cosbys here don't. This is season two very different, is it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, But then it goes into.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're right, it is. I thought it was the
Speaker 2: same one and two. I am off baser.
Speaker 3: No. Season one was the the Banger, but.
Speaker 2: They had season two. They still had the.
Speaker 3: I think the season three listen long enough and season
Speaker 3: five of Cosby show the Banger Stop it's so good. Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: I might make it my ring. I will say in
Speaker 3: watching without spoiler alerting for you durs about the new
Speaker 3: season of White Lotus, the brothers jerk each other. Oh,
Speaker 3: you guys, go ahead and then give me a high sign. No,
Speaker 3: I wasn't doing it, but I was looking at Walton
Speaker 3: Goggins with his shirt off, and I had a thought
Speaker 3: at him, and you may want to text your boy Walton.
Speaker 2: We're talking about Walton Goggins without his shirt on.
Speaker 3: Oh he's jacked. I think I know his next big move.
Speaker 3: I think he should play fucking Iggy pop And.
Speaker 4: Is is he No?
Speaker 3: I don't know, dude. He would be the sickest like
Speaker 3: I I think that would be a super sick well wary. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like do some shit about like Iggy and the Stooges.
Speaker 2: Well, the weird thing is Walton was like, He's like, yeah, man, wow. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he's like, do you watch the show, Adam, do
Speaker 2: you watch the show? And I'm like I do. And
Speaker 2: he's like, I don't want to spoil it for you,
Speaker 2: but uh, I will say that it was a dark time. Man,
Speaker 2: it was a dark time. I'm like, yeah, okay for him,
Speaker 2: film filming for everybody. And he was like, we all
Speaker 2: became our characters, fucky donky yeah, man wow.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, what a good impression as well. Isn't
Speaker 3: he known for becoming his characters? Isn't he generally a
Speaker 3: method actor?
Speaker 2: I got kind of I mean, he's not baby Billy
Speaker 2: on when he's not shooting, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Let down? He said he was they all became their characters.
Speaker 2: And now I'm finding out that the brothers.
Speaker 3: Are jerking each other off.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is it? What was he trying to
Speaker 2: tell me? Man?
Speaker 3: Wow, dude, so that's what he was doing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, huh, he was trying to tell you privately
Speaker 5: they're checking each other off.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Uh he did. He did say that.
Speaker 2: Except besides Patrick Schwarzenegger's he was one of the brothers
Speaker 2: getting jerked off, so maybe he was like trying to
Speaker 2: protect him. He's like, we all were exactly ourselves, or.
Speaker 3: We all were our characters.
Speaker 2: That's except for the brothers who were jerking each other off.
Speaker 3: That is a really funny show to say that about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like, and now I was like, okay
Speaker 2: and not this was like, you know, months ago when
Speaker 2: we were shooting Righteous Jimpsons, And now after seeing the show,
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck was he talking about?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 2: And I think Walton's character is like gonna I mean,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen the newest episode. He's gonna like go
Speaker 2: do a hit in Bangkok. He might like try to
Speaker 2: kill a man. I'm like, what was going on.
Speaker 4: In your your mind?
Speaker 2: Dude? What was going on in your mind?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I like the idea that, you know how Austin
Speaker 5: Butler like couldn't shake the accent of Elvis after he
Speaker 5: filmed it. Yeah, yeah, that like, these guys are just
Speaker 5: like I jacked off another guy. I just can't shake it,
Speaker 5: you know, I.
Speaker 3: Just I just it's so deep. Just just yesterday I
Speaker 3: jacked a guy off. I found myself at a at
Speaker 3: a Macho's meat market, just looking for hard cock. Bro
Speaker 3: I don't know what to do. But uh, I'm stuck
Speaker 3: in character, brother, really stuck in character. I'm trying to
Speaker 3: come a long way that didn't really work. I liked it, Okay, Well,
Speaker 3: I can't wait to watch it.
Speaker 2: Well, don't wait.
Speaker 3: It's it's a slow one. It's a slow one. There's
Speaker 3: a couple of shows that I need to just fucking
Speaker 3: jump into.
Speaker 2: I watched Reacher season three. Oh hell yeah, reach around
Speaker 2: not good, no, really bad off of that, and I
Speaker 2: like the first two seasons.
Speaker 3: That's what I did. Hear it fell off hard.
Speaker 2: As I like the first two seasons. This season, I
Speaker 2: mean like they they just they made some strange choices,
Speaker 2: and it's I get a lot.
Speaker 3: Of drink about the guy who's like bigger than Reacher.
Speaker 3: There's another big dude.
Speaker 8: And it's like a big way bigger than Reacher because
Speaker 8: he's like nine No, he's like a bodybuilder who's like
Speaker 8: enormously tall.
Speaker 3: And has like chunk arms. But yeah, like I goes.
Speaker 3: So that's the storylines that there's a bigger guy that's cool.
Speaker 3: That's like w w E you think you're big on
Speaker 3: Bigger Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I love Reachers, so I'm hoping season four
Speaker 2: they they they turn it around because I was. I
Speaker 2: was disappointed.
Speaker 3: A reach around. We call that a reach around.
Speaker 4: I like to reach around.
Speaker 5: Yeah, have they punched fists yet? Where like the fists
Speaker 5: hit each other and they just like real recognize real
Speaker 5: each other for a second.
Speaker 3: That'd be fucking cool as hell.
Speaker 2: Not yet, No, they hadn't.
Speaker 3: Don't see if they reach around.
Speaker 2: Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams boys, Let's
Speaker 2: see here there's.
Speaker 3: I want to slam you guys for zero appreciation of
Speaker 3: the Cosby theme song.
Speaker 2: Okay, I kind of don't remember it, still slash, I
Speaker 2: kind of don't remember.
Speaker 3: I'll send you guys a lank.
Speaker 2: Okay, please please please, next.
Speaker 3: Time a restaurant play it. I'm not super familiar with
Speaker 3: mister Cosby other than Ghost Dad, I don't. I don't
Speaker 3: know much of his work outside of that. This checks out.
Speaker 2: You didn't watch Cosby show.
Speaker 4: You only watched Ghost at I did watch Ghost Dad.
Speaker 2: That's a really good But you didn't watch Cosby show.
Speaker 3: Not really. No, I never like Rudy. There was nothing
Speaker 3: for you Rudy Huxtable, theo Huxtable, one of the greatest
Speaker 3: characters in TV history.
Speaker 2: Adam Taylor's first, uh, first time gracing our screens.
Speaker 3: I dude, like, I know, I'm sure it's I'm young
Speaker 3: Raven Simone just crushing. I'm aware that it was, you know,
Speaker 3: appointment television, but I didn't. I did not watch a
Speaker 3: lot of Cosby show.
Speaker 2: I did not, And that's why you are the way
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 3: Maybe, yeah, maybe maybe that's why you know I am me.
Speaker 5: Did you guys ever see those Creed movies where like
Speaker 5: Felicia Rashad is in the Creed movies and plays like
Speaker 5: the mom.
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is. I did want the mom.
Speaker 3: From Cosby Doctor, and she's in the Creed movies and
Speaker 3: she elevates the like her on camera. You just sit
Speaker 3: up a little straighter. You're like, oh, fuck, yeah, she's on.
Speaker 2: Really you don't want to get on be on her
Speaker 2: bad side?
Speaker 4: No you don't.
Speaker 3: I have to check that out, you say, uh, don't
Speaker 3: you straightened me out? Okay?
Speaker 2: And uh? Any take backs, any apologies and the epics slams.
Speaker 2: I can I start this one off because I would
Speaker 2: like to. I started this one.
Speaker 3: I already started it out, but go ahead, Oh did you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did an epic slamp on you guys for not.
Speaker 2: Being down with Oh that's right, that's right, and I'm
Speaker 2: glad that's just a regular part of the podcast life.
Speaker 2: I didn't it didn't hit at home, Okay. I would
Speaker 2: like uh and it's not a total take back, because
Speaker 2: I do stand by what I said. By guys just
Speaker 2: inherently liking women jumping on trampolines a soft take back,
Speaker 2: that is a cool thing. I would like that we
Speaker 2: can acknowledge that again and not feel ashamed by our
Speaker 2: carnal desire. Your boobs are huge, and I stand by that.
Speaker 2: We did go in a little hard and we went
Speaker 2: in a little deep, and for that, this is your
Speaker 2: this is your take back. I wish there was a
Speaker 2: points there that gives me no point.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you did it on.
Speaker 2: When a little hard, but I hope that doesn't turn
Speaker 2: off any anyone, because you know, I'm I'm.
Speaker 3: For turned off, they're turned on. I think you turned
Speaker 3: on more people than turned off.
Speaker 2: Good good, I hope.
Speaker 3: And I would like to take back the decision to
Speaker 3: uh go bankrupt, just for for Hooters. I'm not worrying.
Speaker 3: I just want Hooters back. Okay, I'm really sad that
Speaker 3: Hooters isn't in California.
Speaker 5: You know what, I don't mind that they're gone. If
Speaker 5: Twin Peaks would just open up a damn restaurant in
Speaker 5: the La County.
Speaker 2: That would be beautiful and in a city that anyone
Speaker 2: has ever heard.
Speaker 3: Of, in a city that's actually what it is. I
Speaker 3: think there might be one in sam Bernardino, and I'm
Speaker 3: willing to go with you guys out that way to just,
Speaker 3: you know, market research. I can't think of a better reason.
Speaker 4: Let's seven g I don't know why I know about
Speaker 4: this place. I've seen I've seen them.
Speaker 3: I've never seen it or heard it.
Speaker 2: Might it must have been in Kansas City or something,
Speaker 2: because I have family there.
Speaker 3: Live pod from Twin Peaks, the Twin Peaks, Every Twin Peaks.
Speaker 3: I'm down to go on a nationwide tour.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's our next tour.
Speaker 3: That's a great call, every Twin Peaks. That would be incredible. Hey,
Speaker 3: we're coming to your town conquered. Nope, not that conquered.
Speaker 3: We're coming to someone else's town.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The most confable tour in the world.
Speaker 2: We'll see you in Bozeman, Montana. Nope, Louisiana.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be easy?
Speaker 2: Sorry, see you in New Orleans, Louisiana. Nope, no you tall.
Speaker 3: All this being said, Twin Peaks, send Blake some of
Speaker 3: your sauces and uh, let's get out there. Absolutely absolutely
Speaker 3: and Hooters never say die. We stand there with big
Speaker 3: beef meat.
Speaker 2: Man's of Dallas, Macho meat r I P.
Speaker 3: Sorry to hear about all that. I'm also down to
Speaker 3: try their sauce.
Speaker 4: And that was another episode.
Speaker 3: Oh boy,