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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's decided to get into the

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Speaker 1: wig game with a little twist, making them one hundred

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Speaker 1: percent edible. He calls it Locks of Linguini, working with

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Speaker 1: Olive Garden to create three different pasta hairstyles. Angel Hair perfect,

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Speaker 1: Angel hair, looks real and it's delicious. So get your

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Speaker 1: Locks of Linguini today. With Laser Stories, my girlfriend, she's

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Speaker 1: blown with a little bit of Marin area. It's a

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Speaker 1: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 1: Those other ragou de LULUs just don't this first Laser

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Speaker 1: Stories out of way up north, Watch out, Florida man,

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Speaker 1: because Alaska man is cutting in on your action with

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Speaker 1: this one. A news report just came out that two

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Speaker 1: brothers in Wasilla, Alaska, got arrested the other night after

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Speaker 1: a heated argument involving an alligator and a crocodile. They

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Speaker 1: transplants from Florida. I feel like this is the start

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Speaker 1: of a bad joke. Thirty year olds Ricky low and

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Speaker 1: thirty three year old Tyler Lowe gotten a shoving match

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Speaker 1: while arguing about an anime cartoon as adult brothers do. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but things are really escalated when Tyler grabbed Ricky's pet

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Speaker 1: alligator and threw it out into the snow. That's not cool, man,

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Speaker 1: I bring him into this. Yeah. Naturally, Ricky retaliated by

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Speaker 1: grabbing Tyler's pet crocodile and throwing it outside too. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, we're just yelling see you later. That was

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Speaker 1: really good. I'm also just concerned that we have grown

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Speaker 1: brothers living together with reptile. I know, I mean, don't

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Speaker 1: you touch my law. It's not clear if they both

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Speaker 1: live there because it all went down inside of an apartment,

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Speaker 1: or if one of them just maybe brought their reptile

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Speaker 1: over for a little hangs. He was on reptile happy regardless,

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Speaker 1: Ricky called the cops, scooped up his two year old child,

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Speaker 1: and then drove off. He did have his child with

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Speaker 1: him during this. When detectives showed up, they investigated and

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Speaker 1: found out alcohol was a factor. Surprising Tyler was slurring

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Speaker 1: his words. When they tracked down Ricky. His breath sample

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Speaker 1: was almost twice the legal limits. None of it's cute now.

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Speaker 1: The cops searched outside for an hour and eventually found

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Speaker 1: the gator behind some rocks. But they never found the crocodile. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Tyler got arrested for fourth degree assaults. Ricky got arrested

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Speaker 1: for drunk driving and child endangerment. Maybe the crocodile is

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Speaker 1: going to join the reindeer, like he'll be the new Rudolph.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this nex Lazer story is out of decibel

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Speaker 1: dungeons very loud. Yes, if you're in your twenties, you

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Speaker 1: might be able to pound drinks at a heavy metal

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Speaker 1: concert and head into the mosh pit without wordorrying about

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Speaker 1: having to go to the bathroom and lose your spot.

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Speaker 1: I never thought once about having to go to the

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Speaker 1: bathroom during concert. The beauty of youth. But if you're

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Speaker 1: an old school masher, you don't have that luxury anymore.

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Speaker 1: That is until now, because the canned water company Liquid

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Speaker 1: Death is partnered with the adult diaper brand Depends to

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Speaker 1: create a special absorbent undergarment that's perfect for heavy metal washing.

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Speaker 1: It's called the Pit Diaper. I love it. It looks leather.

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Speaker 1: It's a real product made of premium, cruelty free quilted

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Speaker 1: pleather accented with chains and spikes to seamlessly blend into

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Speaker 1: any outfit. And it has the cool like skeleton head

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Speaker 1: of the Latent Death. You're gonna be the coolest person

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Speaker 1: in the mashpit skeleton head. Yeah. They're compatible with Depends

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Speaker 1: guards for men, and each one comes with a full

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Speaker 1: pack of them. Wow, there's a tongue in cheek commercial

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Speaker 1: for it where they say that no one would know

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Speaker 1: that you're wearing Depends guards, although it does say pit

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Speaker 1: diaper in metal leftther ring across the side of it.

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Speaker 1: So hey, kind of a giveaway. It's cool now, right right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: as you can imagine, there's only an extremely limited number

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Speaker 1: of them. They cost seventy five dollars each and if

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Speaker 1: you're interested, go to Brook and Jeffreys inst the stories

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Speaker 1: to find the link. They're currently sold out the last

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Speaker 1: that we check get popular so they can just yell

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Speaker 1: no everybody. If you want to get in on it,

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Speaker 1: You better believe I will. This next Lazer story is

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Speaker 1: out of Holiday Headquarters Day. Remember the days when people

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Speaker 1: would randomly show up at your door and sing Christmas carols? Yes,

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Speaker 1: they still do that in my hometown. Well there's an

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Speaker 1: app for that now what Uber Eats announced a new

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Speaker 1: holiday hub section where you can and hire someone to

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Speaker 1: come over and sing for you on demand for the

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Speaker 1: kids broke. That would be so cute, except for it's

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Speaker 1: kind of awkward if it's just one person. How's it work.

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Speaker 1: It's titled Uber Carollers, where you can hire one or

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Speaker 1: multiple people to come belt out a song on your doorstep.

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Speaker 1: And it's only available in five cities right now, New York,

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Speaker 1: really trying to promote this, and they even hired mccullay

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Speaker 1: Culkin for the ad because he desperately needs company when

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Speaker 1: you turn quote during the holidays, I've been left all

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Speaker 1: by myself, not one, not two, but three times. But

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Speaker 1: I'm not by myself anymore. Are suggesting that the carol

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Speaker 1: thing is through like depressed lonely people. Okay, if you're

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Speaker 1: drunk an uber you could stop at someone's house and

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Speaker 1: knock outs on somebody's doorsteps. I'm not sure about all

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Speaker 1: the details. But they also have a few more options,

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Speaker 1: like going to pick up your Christmas gifts. You can

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Speaker 1: hire somebody for that, or even pick out your tree

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Speaker 1: for you. Oh that's extreme. I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 1: trust people to pick up my avocado at the grocery store.

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Speaker 1: Let them pick out my tree. Let's go to your

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Speaker 1: ex lazer story out of Monday madness. Was your weekend

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Speaker 1: so packed it feels like you didn't even have one?

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Speaker 1: According to a happiness expert, you may need to get

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Speaker 1: into the mindset of treating your weekends like a vacation. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Happiness Research or reign a study where hundreds of people

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Speaker 1: were told to treat their two days off like a

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Speaker 1: mini vacation instead of a weekend. Okay, So don't clean

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Speaker 1: the house, don't do the dishes, stuff like that, and

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Speaker 1: then just be really stressed out all week. The next

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Speaker 1: week perfect, because just thinking about it like that made

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Speaker 1: a huge difference. People slept in a little longer, they

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Speaker 1: had more they didn't worry about knocking everything off of

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Speaker 1: their to do list, and they just felt more present

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Speaker 1: and in the moment to do list Jeff, Now, maybe

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Speaker 1: not so coincidentally, most of those people in the study

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Speaker 1: were childless and now behind on their rent and their

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Speaker 1: credit card payments. But focus on the positive. They felt happier.

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Speaker 1: That's how you say I feel happy when I quit

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Speaker 1: my job and then two weeks later, you're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, what do I do now. Cassie says,

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Speaker 1: it's not something that you should try to do every weekend.

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Speaker 1: It works best if you do it occasionally, like after

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Speaker 1: a really tough week. Okay, like the week this guy's had.

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Speaker 1: He definitely needs a mini vacation after spending six days

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Speaker 1: filming a new reality show at old mother Hubbard Swinger Silent.

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Speaker 1: It was nuts, you know. Yeah, I'm not gonna say that,

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Speaker 1: sou means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again the same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning