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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is put

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Speaker 1: up or shut up because.

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Speaker 2: You're messed up. Go get into that phone. That's all about. Yes,

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Speaker 2: she's mad.

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Speaker 1: It's just a few because right now it is time

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Speaker 1: for the nephew and today's prank phone.

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Speaker 2: Call what you got for us?

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Speaker 3: Net?

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Speaker 2: Now that is right here, Shirley.

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Speaker 4: You know, well, I don't want to say if everyone

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Speaker 4: has done this, but you know I've done this a

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Speaker 4: few times, you know, in my younger years, and people

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Speaker 4: used to do it at their you know, at the

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Speaker 4: at the at their workspace, you know.

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Speaker 2: But this is called butt man. This is called butt man.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 4: This is when you make a copy of your butt

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Speaker 4: on the copy machine.

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Speaker 2: You know you ain't done that, No, you ain't. Never

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Speaker 2: done that?

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Speaker 4: Okay, Julia, Julia, Have you ever made a copy of

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Speaker 4: your butt on a copy machine at work?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely? I've done that time.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. Okay. Now, Shirley, are you saying to valid

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Speaker 4: are you saying to me sure?

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Speaker 2: If you ain't done that, never call? This is crazy?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Have you made a copy of your butt on the

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Speaker 4: copy machine at one of your jobs in the past.

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Speaker 2: No, stop asking, can't silly questions? Of course not. No,

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Speaker 2: I'm the only one that laid up in there and

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Speaker 2: hit that. But yes, and what for?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 2: What are you doing this for? Now?

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Speaker 6: You're making I've never done that. I just want to

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Speaker 6: validate this food, just absolutely. You just need somebody to

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Speaker 6: go with you. I just go out here that you

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Speaker 6: just lying, that's no catch off, but come on, come on.

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Speaker 6: But man, Hello, Hey, I'm trying to read von please.

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Speaker 5: VN.

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Speaker 2: This is Darius. Darius with Human Resources. How are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm doing fine? Can I help you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, listen, we have an incident that has taken place

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Speaker 4: at the job.

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Speaker 2: You actually what floor are you one?

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Speaker 3: I'm all for twelve?

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Speaker 2: Floor twelve? All right? Do you use the copy machine

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Speaker 2: that often on that floor?

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Speaker 3: Not all the time, but I do use it every

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Speaker 3: once in a while, okay, every once in a while.

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Speaker 2: So here's what's going on.

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Speaker 4: There's gonna be some actions being taken place here pretty soon,

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Speaker 4: some legal actions, and we're just clearing everybody. You know,

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Speaker 4: this is just a proper procedure that we're having to

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Speaker 4: go through. So let me just kind of enlighten you

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Speaker 4: on what's taking place. Someone on the twelfth floor has

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Speaker 4: copied their butt on a piece of paper in the

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Speaker 4: copy machine. So someone actually sat up on the xerox

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Speaker 4: machine and copied their butt. Why someone would do that,

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Speaker 4: I have no earthly idea. But what's happening now is

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Speaker 4: everyone on your floor is going to have to come

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Speaker 4: in and show their butt. So we're scheduling this now.

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Speaker 4: I'm thinking Friday at eleven am.

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Speaker 2: Would that be?

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Speaker 3: So you're talking, y'all talking about y'all want me to

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Speaker 3: come up there and show show my, show my because somebody,

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Speaker 3: I'm a grown man. Okay, I'm a grown man. I

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Speaker 3: ain't do that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know what. I believe you.

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Speaker 4: I believe you wholeheartedly, Vin, But just to clear your name,

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Speaker 4: we have to, I hate to say it, clear your

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Speaker 4: butt as well. So we want to make sure we're

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Speaker 4: gonna find out whose butt this.

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Speaker 2: Is on a piece of paper, that did this.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna find out, You're gonna find you're gonna find

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Speaker 3: out who's You're gonna find out whose cheek those are,

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Speaker 3: and you're gonna find that real quickly. In our mind.

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Speaker 3: All right, I'm not doing that, man, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 3: come in. You said, Friday. You're doing this on.

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Speaker 2: Friday, Friday eleven, not coming at my day off.

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Speaker 3: I'm pull my pants down. But some strangers looking really

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Speaker 3: look at my look at my cheeks, talking about somebody copy.

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Speaker 3: I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 2: I don't I don't want to.

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Speaker 4: I don't want this to take a turn, Vin, because

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Speaker 4: right now this is if you're not If you're saying

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Speaker 4: place if you don't come in and follow the precedure

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Speaker 4: that everybody's saying.

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Speaker 2: Everybody else that I'm calling they have to come in?

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Speaker 3: How many how many people work on that floor?

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Speaker 2: There's at least eighty plus people on that floor.

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Speaker 3: You're talking about trying to have eighty plus people come in,

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Speaker 3: drive all the way to work. So some strangers and

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Speaker 3: we don't even know can look at our look at

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Speaker 3: know who did it, but I know they ain't me.

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Speaker 4: Well, somebody somebody's xeroxs there butt on the twelfth floor,

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Speaker 4: and we're gonna get to Okay, but we're gonna get

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Speaker 4: to the bottom of who did it and what you're

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Speaker 4: what You're not gonna do, von Is tell me you're

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Speaker 4: not coming in. What you're not gonna do? Do you

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Speaker 4: like your job here with this company?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Okay, what you're not gonna do? Exactly like you're

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Speaker 3: gonna fire me because I'm not gonna show y'all my

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Speaker 3: sleep goodies just because you just because you're from HR.

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Speaker 3: Do you got me food? If you actually expect me

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Speaker 3: to think that everybody that work from this floor is

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Speaker 3: over here? Oh yeah, sure, I'll go with some strangers.

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Speaker 3: Look at mine, Look at my crack. You must be playing, no, sir,

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Speaker 3: not with me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let me let me let me ask you this.

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Speaker 2: Do you have a coworker named Andre Andre?

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Speaker 4: Yes, Andre says he knows you. Now, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 4: put it out here. Andre is stating that it could

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Speaker 4: have possibly been you.

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Speaker 3: Really, Andre got the nerve to say it could have

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Speaker 3: been me? Andre? Why did he trying to single me out?

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Speaker 3: Like I even use that damn copier not around there

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Speaker 3: playing games. I'm a grown man. He must be out

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Speaker 3: of his mind thinking he gonna say I did it.

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Speaker 4: All I know is he stated that you were a possibility.

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Speaker 4: That's what That's what he stated.

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Speaker 3: He said I was a possibility. That's dumb. He ain't

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Speaker 3: have absolutely and the reason to think. I don't even

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Speaker 3: use that copier, man, I use that thing like once

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Speaker 3: every two to three weeks everybody on that floor.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so out of once every two three weeks is

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Speaker 4: the possibility maybe you propped your butt up there.

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Speaker 2: And copied it.

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Speaker 3: Not at all, y'all ain't even told me when this happened.

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Speaker 3: I probably wasn't even working when the blooty chicks m

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Speaker 3: you must be out your mind. You can waste everybody

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Speaker 3: else the time trying to bring everyone in to give

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Speaker 3: a free strip show, but you're not gonna do that

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Speaker 3: to me. This has to be unethical and illegal on

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Speaker 3: so many levels. You're trying to come in and say

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Speaker 3: everybody on the entire floor has to come show that.

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Speaker 3: Gee man, you want to be kidding me? What's your name?

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Speaker 3: Whole time you're trying to call me saying this is charge.

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Speaker 3: What's your name? Because when I.

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Speaker 2: I'm Darius, I'm Darius out of human resources. I told

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Speaker 2: you that when I first called you.

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Speaker 3: Out, and Darius Darius. When I do come into work,

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Speaker 3: I want.

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Speaker 2: To see let me ask you this VN. Do you

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Speaker 2: know Leslie?

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Speaker 3: Leslie I know that much better, not even sam my name.

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Speaker 2: But so you do know Leslie?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I know Lesli. She works it with me. So

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Speaker 3: you're trying to tell me that Leslie said the h

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Speaker 3: Do you.

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Speaker 2: Want to know what Leslie said?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I would like to know what Leslie says, so

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Speaker 3: when I cuss her out, I get it.

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Speaker 2: Right, Okay.

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Speaker 4: Leslie told me to tell you that this is nephew

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Speaker 4: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And you just

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Speaker 4: got pranked by your coworker Leslie.

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Speaker 5: And and oh man, Leslie and Andre got me the

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Speaker 5: prank phone call you.

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Speaker 3: Mane, I was man, I was pissed. Your uncle is right, bro,

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Speaker 3: somebody is gonna whoop your bet? I bet it this year?

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Speaker 4: All right, boy, tell me this man, what is the

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Speaker 4: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the.

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Speaker 3: Lane, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Somebody is dance really

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Speaker 3: gonna whoop yell?

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Speaker 2: That is.

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Speaker 4: Maybe I'm the only one that you know done done

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Speaker 4: with butt man and dinner. Maybe I'm the only one

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Speaker 4: you understand.

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Speaker 2: I've seen it done in movies and stuff like that.

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Speaker 4: Man, Carling, you work, you used to work with you,

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Speaker 4: hoom y'all ain't neb been in the copy room and

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Speaker 4: laid across the copy machine. Y'all ain't never laid across

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Speaker 4: the copy machine and hit that baby?

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Speaker 2: Why is you? Why did your eyes going left to right?

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Speaker 2: Think about it? I did meet him in New Orleans

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Speaker 2: at work. Oh wait, this is nothing you have to

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Speaker 2: think about.

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Speaker 4: Well, okay, okay, get ready to get ready to get

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Speaker 4: ready to get ready. Redondo Beach Performing Art Center, l A.

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Speaker 4: The nephew coming to town. That's right, Sunday night, nephew.

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Speaker 4: Time your friends, got a few tickets left? Nephew, time

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Speaker 4: your friends br Donde Beach. Baby, I'm coming like a beast.

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Speaker 4: You ain't seen me, and I ain't seen you. In

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Speaker 4: a minute, come watch your boy work. Straight out of council?

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Speaker 4: What what.

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Speaker 2: Council?

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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you? Coming up next, the Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject is put up for shut up because you're

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Speaker 1: messed up. We'll get into that right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Harvey Morning Show.