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Speaker 1: Coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my

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Speaker 1: Strawberry letter for today and the title is My Peace

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Speaker 1: and Happiness is next Door. We'll get into that find

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Speaker 1: out what that's all about in just a bit, but

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Speaker 1: right now it is time for the nephew and today's

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. Tommy, What do you have for us today?

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Speaker 1: What's something we're gonna We're gonna, we're gonna you know,

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Speaker 1: it's money. I got to be exceedingly you understand, yeah,

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Speaker 1: exceedingly yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, that should be exceedingly eignant. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So um this right here and now, don't y'all, don't y'all,

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Speaker 1: don't y'all fall upon uber hers? What is this? What

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Speaker 1: do you want to go? Someone? Do you not want

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Speaker 1: to go someone? Uber? If I'm alive? Hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: hey look uber her. Okay, we're gonna get you there.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna get you there. Now, let's go

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Speaker 1: get let's get it Uber purse. Hello, Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to read shan please yeah this means suck. Hey Sean,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing this? My name is Brian. Um

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Speaker 1: I got you on schedule. Um, you you ordered the

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Speaker 1: uber for tomorrow morning. I'm I think you're okay. You are?

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Speaker 1: You are your scheduled to go to the airport? Correct? Absolutely? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, and I want to make sure you you

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Speaker 1: wanted an suv. Yeah, I wanted the suv. Okay, And

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Speaker 1: that's ninety two eleven West. Um, what is that? Holman

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Speaker 1: lighted two eleven went one drive? That's correct? Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, So I'll be outside tomorrow morning. You were

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Speaker 1: talking about seven p seven am pick up. Correct, that's it,

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Speaker 1: I got you, got it. Everything's on point, okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: so listen, I wanted to let you know this man,

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Speaker 1: you order the sub I'll be there tomorrow. I'll be

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Speaker 1: there probably a little bit before seven am. You know

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Speaker 1: when you guys order uber way in advance, you know,

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Speaker 1: we try to get there almost like a car service

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Speaker 1: and make sure we get you where you gotta go.

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Speaker 1: And I know the traffic is gonna be a little crazy,

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Speaker 1: so um, you know I'll be there on time. I'll

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Speaker 1: be downstairs waiting on you. All right, I'd appreciate it. Now, listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm an suv. But it's a kind of

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Speaker 1: a little different. So that's why I kind of the

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Speaker 1: reason for the call. I wanted to kind of give

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Speaker 1: your heads up that I am an SUV. So I

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Speaker 1: just want you to look for the black hurse that'll

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Speaker 1: be outside Hurts. Yeah, I'll be in a black hurt

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Speaker 1: tomorrow morning at seven am. Uh Okay, okay, it's an

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Speaker 1: SUV or Hurts. No, No, it's a hurts. It's a hurse. Actually,

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Speaker 1: what's happening is is I have another drop off at

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Speaker 1: the airport as well. You know, there's a I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's it's it won't affect you at all. There'll there'll

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Speaker 1: be a body in the back, but that that's it.

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Speaker 1: We're trying to get that to the airport too. But

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Speaker 1: you know, like I said, and fact body Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: heol on, Yeah, yeah, you going me? Man, No, I

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Speaker 1: ain't not riding on my body. Well, there's a mean,

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Speaker 1: there'll be a body, but actually it's just causing you less.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So you don't have to man,

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Speaker 1: Well I'm supposed to lay down the mother. So what

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about? Man, dude, ain't ride with the body.

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Speaker 1: Hang on, man, listen, you wanted to nuv. I'm not

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Speaker 1: ride with the body. Dude. Now you're tripping, cancel this trip.

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Speaker 1: I get another over. So I'm not riding with a body. Dude. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you cancel, that's gonna cost you fifty dollars. Fifty dollars,

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Speaker 1: oh man, yet likes just downloaded the here's a deal.

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Speaker 1: I know for a fact. When you cancel over five hours,

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Speaker 1: I'm canceling. That's gonna be five hours. Like I mean, no,

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Speaker 1: fifty dollars, it's gonna be fifty dollars, sir, it's a

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Speaker 1: different one. You have, my man, you can pay me

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Speaker 1: a thousand dollars. I'm not riding with them. You feel me,

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Speaker 1: the understand you understand you now, But do you want

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Speaker 1: to get to the airport or not? Look, why don't

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Speaker 1: you lay down that to the body and you drive

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Speaker 1: yourself there with the flighty like in the past, to

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Speaker 1: just see I'm not doing it. Tell me what the

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Speaker 1: problem is. I mean, obviously you're used to driving around

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Speaker 1: with bodies and that's not my thing. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. What's the problem. I mean, you're gonna be

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Speaker 1: in the front of the hurts, You're not gonna be

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Speaker 1: in the back. We'll put in the back with your

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Speaker 1: luggage in the back. I mean, I'll be fine, right,

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Speaker 1: you're my man. You're tripping, man, this is crazy. You're

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Speaker 1: calling wrong with this crazy book. Dude. I'm not doing

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Speaker 1: none of that. What part of that? Don't you understand?

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get you there on time, sir, But

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Speaker 1: it's going to be in a hurts that's all the

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Speaker 1: difference is. Man, You'll be riding the hurt. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: supposed to be laid out. And you understand right now

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Speaker 1: you got me fut up? What kind of phone call

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Speaker 1: is this? Well? I mean when you what's what's the problem.

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Speaker 1: Obviously you're used to roll with with dead bodies and

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Speaker 1: hearses and all that. Since when it over start rolling

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Speaker 1: with hearses to pick up regular love more, because to

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Speaker 1: get them from place to place. This is some crazy.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to think when when did you

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Speaker 1: think that it would just be cool or as a

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Speaker 1: regular picking up a body and just driving around in

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Speaker 1: the street. I don't know, man, I mean, you know

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Speaker 1: I got two jobs. You know what I'm saying. I

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Speaker 1: do you know? And also you know work for a mortuary.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, So you know, but my vehicle.

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Speaker 1: Is is certified and approved it so I'm able to

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Speaker 1: use it as an SUVs. So you you calling is

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Speaker 1: and you gave him ride a lot more and they

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Speaker 1: don't have no reaction, no reaction to riding around with

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Speaker 1: them embodying the back. Well, you know, uh, sometimes there's

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Speaker 1: a few people acting a little, you know, a little.

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Speaker 1: It's a little different for them. I get it, you know,

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Speaker 1: But like I said, the only reason why I'm calling

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Speaker 1: you obviously you don't get that because you're trying to

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Speaker 1: hit me with a fifty dollars in charge that I'm

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Speaker 1: not I'm not going for and you're trying to get

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Speaker 1: me to ride with him and that body. Dude, I'm

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Speaker 1: not doing that. So I'll tell you what, Broun. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you this right here. I'm gonna get off

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Speaker 1: the phone. Tomorrow is seven in the morning. Me and

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Speaker 1: Tommy gonna be there. So be looking forward here. Who's

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Speaker 1: Timmy the body? No, No, Me and Tommy gonna be

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Speaker 1: there tomorrow morning at seven mayhem. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Just be ready for that. Then you're Timmy gonna have

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Speaker 1: a problem. Okay, okay, all right, tell that to Tommy

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Speaker 1: thought because see Tommy, don't Tommy. Don't take this to Commy,

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Speaker 1: so tell it to him in the morning. Who's Timmy? Now, okay,

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Speaker 1: you don't know who Tommy is? No, I don't what

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Speaker 1: it's Tommy. Okay, do you know Tommy from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning So do you know nephew Tommy? Come on? Man, Hey,

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Speaker 1: oh man, oh man, that's hey, hey man, I come

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Speaker 1: in and hear No. Man, your boy. You got a

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Speaker 1: boy named Chase that you worked when Chase gave me

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Speaker 1: your number, told me to get your call. Oh man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put that one in a hearse. Man. Oh

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Speaker 1: hey man, you gotta give me one more thing. Man,

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey man,

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Speaker 1: I pick you up a set my right, be there.

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Speaker 1: So if you got to go somewhere, you're trying to

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Speaker 1: tell me you ain't gonna get in there? Dad, Yes,

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Speaker 1: what's the matter, Well, just just a vehicle. It's just

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Speaker 1: another vehicle. Just just get in. Why do you do this? Man?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Jolia, I got news for you. April first,

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Speaker 1: me and you we rolled up in Hers in Dallas,

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Speaker 1: In Dallas, all right, April Fools Comedy Jam number six,

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Speaker 1: Baby starting, Monique hosting by yours Huli Nephew, Timmy, also

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Speaker 1: rocking it out. Rodney Perry in the building, Dominique in

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Speaker 1: the building, killed Junior Boys, Space, rolling in with me

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Speaker 1: in the Hers in the building, rolling up the Texas Trust.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna roll up Texas Trust in the hers, get

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Speaker 1: out the back. We're bawling, Baby, were bawling. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: open up the back of the hers. That's what we

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Speaker 1: pull all our stuff out of all our bags. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you, I believe he'll do this for real. This

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Speaker 1: is what straight. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to tell you a comedy jam number six, Monique, Nephew, Timmy,

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Speaker 1: Rodney Perry, Dominique, Killed Junior Boys, Space, Me and Junior

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Speaker 1: rolling in. I think there, I don't know, a show,

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Speaker 1: probably at eight o'clock. We're gonna roll in at six

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Speaker 1: six thirty in the herse. We're gonna pop out. When

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Speaker 1: we pop out, we pop out with the music blaring.

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Speaker 1: Just killing it. Boy, we're not killing it, not killing,

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Speaker 1: not killing, but but jamming. Take us on sale right now.

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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, oh jeez, thank you. Coming up next

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Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters, subject my piece and happiness is next door.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: The Stave Harpy Morning Show.