1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:11,840 Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, here I am 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: It's nick Laser Podcast. Welcome to Thursday's episode. Andrew Colin 3 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:20,600 Speaker 1: is here with his basketball, tossing around like boys do 4 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:28,480 Speaker 1: all you. Yeah, very globe, try to ask um in 5 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 1: the sense that you'll never play pro so Um. Also 6 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:37,279 Speaker 1: with us today is my boyfriend, Um the star, one 7 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:40,560 Speaker 1: of the stars of The Courtney Show, Oh My God, 8 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 1: on one of six point five the arch in St. Louis. 9 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 1: You can also check it out on the Courtney Show 10 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 1: podcast anywhere you get your podcasts daily. Jesus Christ, you 11 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 1: too little just I'm just having to I feel like 12 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,639 Speaker 1: kindergarten teacher. I'm so happy to be here. I love 13 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 1: hanging out with you guys, love having you here. Thank 14 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 1: you for coming back again. You already did a four 15 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 1: hour radio show today and every day this week. Yeah 16 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,839 Speaker 1: that is true. Yeah, but like I just like seeing 17 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: you guys, and I love Noah, Yeah we will. The 18 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: fans like you. Um. I've I've noticed not corporate here. Yeah, 19 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,000 Speaker 1: I don't have you could let loose, you can play 20 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 1: basketball on Tide. I don't think I have back if 21 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 1: they didn't like you, you know what I mean, like 22 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,959 Speaker 1: I weren't a little supportive. Yeah, if you weren't good 23 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,520 Speaker 1: at this, I don't think I would, you know. And 24 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: if you didn't enjoy it, that's another thing. I love 25 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:31,360 Speaker 1: you to enjoy it. I love it, and I just 26 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: try to. Like you guys are obviously professional comedians and 27 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 1: you're very funny, so I just try to have fun 28 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 1: with you. Stay out of your way a little bit. 29 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,040 Speaker 1: You've got some good lines, so you've had some of 30 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 1: the best ones. You're learning you. We went to go 31 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:45,160 Speaker 1: see Dan Mints the other night, as we talked about 32 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 1: and that was like a joke because sometimes Chris is like, 33 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,280 Speaker 1: will you teach me how to write like a a 34 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 1: great joke, Like there's got to be a formula for it. 35 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: And Chris is very He's so good at wanting to 36 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 1: like learn and appreciating like the work that goes into 37 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 1: something and um. And so we went to see Mints 38 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 1: and it was like we learned, Oh, even I learned 39 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: how a new Like I was even today thinking about 40 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 1: the Kimmel monologue. And you gotta write jokes like that, 41 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: very short jokes, like Dan men says he has a 42 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,519 Speaker 1: joke for everything. He told two jokes at night. I 43 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 1: guess I talked about the jow he goes someone else 44 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: how many jokes do you tell in a night? And 45 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:24,840 Speaker 1: and I guess eighty one? And he was like, oh, man, 46 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 1: do I do this for funny? How many times does 47 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,520 Speaker 1: he switch it up to? And like, how does he 48 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 1: do a new a new hour every time? Too? I 49 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: was waiting for old jokes that I had heard before, 50 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,839 Speaker 1: and I only heard like to repeat jokes that that 51 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:39,800 Speaker 1: you can google and find. But the rest he's extraordinary 52 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 1: of the talent. But I think once you're in this 53 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: mindset and you're as smart and clever as he is, 54 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 1: he's like a machine with him. That's true, you can 55 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 1: kind of, we realize you can kind of. But his technique, 56 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: you want to know, is taken as saying that everyone 57 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 1: says like a pack of day habit or like a 58 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 1: turn of phrase that we use a lot um. You 59 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,360 Speaker 1: might call it an a dodge, a dodge, a maxim, 60 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: a axiom. These are different words that we learned in idiom. 61 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 1: These are all cross word things where it's like an 62 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,639 Speaker 1: old saying and it's either axiom, a D a G 63 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: which I don't know how to pronounce that I always 64 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:23,679 Speaker 1: say a dodge. Yeah, I don't know adage, but yeah, 65 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 1: you take a common saying and you flip it, you 66 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,640 Speaker 1: go to left turn, so whatever. Yeah, yeah, you you 67 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 1: you take something that everyone knows and then you yeah, 68 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: you flip it, so you can do it with really anything. 69 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 1: His are just some of we were saying, probably the 70 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: percentage of ones that are brilliant where you go fu, 71 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 1: which is a high back for a brilliant joke where 72 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 1: I could never see it coming, and then probably you know, 73 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: the maybe ten percent or like what it was probably 74 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 1: a new joke, and then the rest are like, oh funk, 75 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 1: that's good. So it's it was really he's just so great? 76 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 1: Do you do this, Andrew? Because like we you know, 77 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 1: like we're enjoying the show like immensely, but at some 78 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 1: point your brain switches and you you're trying to predict 79 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 1: the joke. I mean, that's the fun of it, is 80 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 1: like what what is the punchline? And was I right? 81 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: And then you don't laugh. You're just like you're calculating. 82 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 1: You kind of look like them, you know, like you're 83 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,559 Speaker 1: like it's just figuring out an equation at that point, 84 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,359 Speaker 1: so it kind of loses but if you're I find 85 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 1: like people they laugh so hard even if they don't 86 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:28,560 Speaker 1: get the joke with jokes like that, Like I remember 87 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: I saw Dmitri Martin and people are like they would 88 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,640 Speaker 1: look around to know whether to laugh or not because 89 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 1: they don't get the jokes. Somewhere over people's head, Yeah, 90 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,920 Speaker 1: that happens to I hate when they laugh at the 91 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: setup because sometimes the setup is funny where he's like 92 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,120 Speaker 1: I slept with a hundred girls in college, and people 93 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 1: would like laugh, and it's like, that's not they're not 94 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,560 Speaker 1: got it yet. Let him like you know what I mean, 95 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 1: Like it is funny just to say that. But there 96 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 1: were a lot of times that people, I really think 97 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 1: thought the joke was the first part, and I'm like, 98 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,120 Speaker 1: haven't you already heard eighty one of these jokes and 99 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,600 Speaker 1: know that the first part is not the funny part yet? 100 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:05,120 Speaker 1: You know what I love about those shows? He messed 101 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 1: He kind of messed one joke up. He just just, 102 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 1: you know, the slightest mess up. But you know, I've 103 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 1: seen Nikki do it in like her even like her 104 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 1: special taping, she had like a hair like that was 105 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 1: out of the way, and I was like, we gotta 106 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,440 Speaker 1: fix that anytime where the audience like where you break 107 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 1: the cadence of the show and then you have a 108 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 1: moment with the audience. I loved he had a moment 109 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,200 Speaker 1: with the audience and then everybody got you know, that's 110 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,920 Speaker 1: why I remember that joke, laughing so hard the whole time. 111 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,160 Speaker 1: But then then they cared about him like a little 112 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,160 Speaker 1: bit extra and I kind of like those real moments 113 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,479 Speaker 1: human side. Yeah, it's really important to have that. I 114 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 1: started doing one line when I started stand up, I 115 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 1: did one liners and I did it with a Wookie 116 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:49,279 Speaker 1: while he played slide guitar. He was like his fingers 117 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:51,719 Speaker 1: on the guitar was he cut? He go, I go, 118 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,279 Speaker 1: can you play guitar? And the wookie costume and he 119 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:58,160 Speaker 1: goes cut the gloves like he said it like I've 120 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,320 Speaker 1: been thinking about this forever, and I got this is 121 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:05,279 Speaker 1: a common thing that people talk about. Purple purple, and yeah, 122 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,279 Speaker 1: it was like my favorite. I was like, I want music. 123 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 1: I'm not good enough of music. My buddy Crappoh can play. 124 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,839 Speaker 1: And he always dressed like a wookie. I was like, 125 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 1: what if he were on stage. I didn't address it 126 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 1: and I just did one liners. To his guitar, playing 127 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,120 Speaker 1: some of your I mean you're one letters were fucking great. 128 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,080 Speaker 1: Let's give us some of your best. My best one, 129 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 1: I think is I have a wonderful memory of skipping 130 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:30,240 Speaker 1: rocks and going straight to needles. It's just one of 131 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:32,880 Speaker 1: those that it's just like and then you know, but 132 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:38,039 Speaker 1: I gotta say a rocks cocaine in that situation, Like 133 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,720 Speaker 1: once you say needles, are we supposed to think that 134 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,599 Speaker 1: the original thing you were going to say was because 135 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,920 Speaker 1: you don't rocks is crack cocaine? Okay, So okay, then 136 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,040 Speaker 1: that makes sense. Yeah. I always thought like, why is 137 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,640 Speaker 1: he skipping? Like what was he doing with? Well, now 138 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:53,480 Speaker 1: I guess it. Yes, No, that's great. But eventually the 139 00:06:53,480 --> 00:07:01,480 Speaker 1: Wookie quit because he fell in love man a Yoka 140 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:07,839 Speaker 1: wookie a Wookie Yoki and uh dude, we'd go to 141 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,240 Speaker 1: open mics and he put this Wookie costume on and 142 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:12,520 Speaker 1: it's a hundred degrees in Florida and we're doing it 143 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,160 Speaker 1: for three people in a fish tank, and he's just like, 144 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,680 Speaker 1: I don't think this is really for me. For me, 145 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 1: You're never gonna and he's not getting the last here 146 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 1: getting all are splitting and were making one liner two 147 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:30,160 Speaker 1: Wookie would come up and go whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, 148 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,320 Speaker 1: and it would cry like it I'd give him a 149 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:37,360 Speaker 1: little bit of the spotlight. So anyways, long story short, like, 150 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 1: so I had a character named Andy Shallows, I wore 151 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,200 Speaker 1: my grandpa's hat, I had a mustache, a real mustache, 152 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,800 Speaker 1: and I would do all because you didn't want to 153 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:47,320 Speaker 1: be yourself right, like you didn't have enough confidence in yourself. 154 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,680 Speaker 1: You had to move the character. Yeah, I guess so. 155 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,320 Speaker 1: And it works so well that it's hard to you know. 156 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,680 Speaker 1: I remember the head of and provably like you could 157 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 1: skip hosting and go straight to featuring. For I was like, 158 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,360 Speaker 1: who's gonna host with a Wookie? Like that's a weird 159 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,560 Speaker 1: Like how you guys doing tonight the first time you did? Is? 160 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:08,320 Speaker 1: Why did you choose that instead of going up as yourself? Um, 161 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:12,320 Speaker 1: I don't. I guess that was because shallow thoughts. It 162 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,280 Speaker 1: was the opposite of deep thing, candy kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, 163 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 1: got that. So I quit. So Wookie quits the band. 164 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,480 Speaker 1: But then I just go up no music and just 165 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,360 Speaker 1: try to do these one liners without the like I mean, 166 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:29,440 Speaker 1: even heburg that one special. Yeah, like buddy on the 167 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:33,480 Speaker 1: base and I was bombed, like I was bombing so 168 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:35,960 Speaker 1: hard and the jokes weren't hitting. And then with one liners, 169 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,360 Speaker 1: the scary parts, there's so much silence, and this old 170 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:41,600 Speaker 1: man after each joke was like, that's all right. That 171 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:45,120 Speaker 1: one was okay. I don't know about that one. That 172 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:48,280 Speaker 1: one was good. I guess every joke and I'm like 173 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,440 Speaker 1: and I'm like really new, and I didn't know what 174 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 1: to do. And yeah, finally I broke this like I 175 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,560 Speaker 1: have a wonderful and I go, look, you motherfucker. If 176 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,440 Speaker 1: you keep sucking doing it, I'm gonna come down. They're 177 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,760 Speaker 1: gonna fucking beat your old ass. And then he was like, 178 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:06,680 Speaker 1: anyhowse did that kill? They pulled me aside. They go, 179 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:10,319 Speaker 1: you'll never work this club again if you threaten our patrons. 180 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,040 Speaker 1: He was simon cowelling you. But I tried. I guess 181 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,720 Speaker 1: the whole point of stories. I tried to get back 182 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:19,280 Speaker 1: into that character. And if you're not talented, you can't 183 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:24,880 Speaker 1: you can't break it, like like Mints broke that rhythm. 184 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:28,800 Speaker 1: He is Dan Mints up like he does talk like that. 185 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,560 Speaker 1: Even the character Tina Belcher that he plays on Bob's 186 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:33,680 Speaker 1: Burgers I was telling Chris because he's never seen Bob's Burgers. 187 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,360 Speaker 1: He does the same voice. His voice is his voice. 188 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,920 Speaker 1: He doesn't and he does the voice of a girl. 189 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:40,199 Speaker 1: But it's it's that's why it's funny, and the way 190 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:43,200 Speaker 1: he talks is funny. It's it really is a It 191 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:46,840 Speaker 1: was so for me when I watch Veep, when I 192 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,240 Speaker 1: watched Dirty Rock, when I go see Dan Mints, when 193 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:52,680 Speaker 1: I see a great comic that has just tons of jokes, man, 194 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:55,320 Speaker 1: it makes me better. Like I for the next set 195 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:58,319 Speaker 1: I did. I I wrote when I was sitting there 196 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,360 Speaker 1: next to you. What when during Tim said I wrote 197 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,400 Speaker 1: like three jokes at least that I did on stage 198 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,720 Speaker 1: that uh, that worked so well that they're gonna be 199 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,640 Speaker 1: You could see them in Vegas September two at the 200 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,880 Speaker 1: Virgin Hotels, Cassine. I don't know where it is, but 201 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,440 Speaker 1: just look at my um, look at my Instagram. Please 202 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:15,880 Speaker 1: go to that show. It's going to be so fun 203 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,120 Speaker 1: and it will be the last show I perform with 204 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,480 Speaker 1: my um, with my voice that you you know now, 205 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:23,280 Speaker 1: I mean, you're so good at left turn jokes. Well, 206 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,880 Speaker 1: one liners were my first thing too. I think that's 207 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:29,080 Speaker 1: the best way to start for any comic, like depending 208 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,360 Speaker 1: on how you who you admire. When I got into 209 00:10:31,559 --> 00:10:35,280 Speaker 1: Sarah Silverman and Mitch Edburg, Wendy Liebman, these were the 210 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,679 Speaker 1: people that I enjoyed because you could go back then 211 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,040 Speaker 1: there was no YouTube yet, so seeing videos they were sparse, 212 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,920 Speaker 1: but also they just you could quote them and they 213 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,880 Speaker 1: would be Dmitri Martin also one of my favorites. And 214 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: Zac Alfernaki's Purple Onion. If you guys haven't seen that, 215 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 1: which I think we have, like a lot of young 216 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,480 Speaker 1: listeners that maybe missed that, and you know, Zach is 217 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,400 Speaker 1: just the guy from the Hangover or like maybe you 218 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,040 Speaker 1: don't even know him because he's been out in movies 219 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,559 Speaker 1: for a while. One of the best comics ever, had 220 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,280 Speaker 1: some of the best jokes. One time I saw him 221 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,120 Speaker 1: on stage in Montreal Live, I got to open for him. 222 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,640 Speaker 1: It was one of the biggest moments of my career. 223 00:11:08,559 --> 00:11:11,800 Speaker 1: The New Faces, No, they were just you know when 224 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,920 Speaker 1: you were there for New Faces, which is a meal 225 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,600 Speaker 1: just went this past summer, You're like at your debut 226 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,800 Speaker 1: in the industry, it's a huge comedy festival. Uh, their 227 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,600 Speaker 1: headliners doing shows and they need openers and so they 228 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,360 Speaker 1: choose from the New Faces. Have you told your New 229 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,880 Speaker 1: Faces joke from from that year? I don't think so. 230 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:34,040 Speaker 1: I should. Yeah, that was one of my best one liners. Um. 231 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,199 Speaker 1: But on that zac Alfnakis show. He one of the 232 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,360 Speaker 1: bits that I saw that I never saw him do again, 233 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:42,040 Speaker 1: I think on a taped thing was he stops during 234 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,800 Speaker 1: the middle of his jokes and he goes, I'm sorry, 235 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,439 Speaker 1: I'm getting a call, and he pulled out an Altoyd 236 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,319 Speaker 1: scan and he flips it. This is during Flip Flows 237 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,440 Speaker 1: is two seven. He flips it open. They just spill 238 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:52,160 Speaker 1: all over the stage and it was like hello and 239 00:11:52,559 --> 00:11:55,199 Speaker 1: just the It's such a funny bit that they would 240 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,640 Speaker 1: fly everywhere. It was so good. Um, and he was 241 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,640 Speaker 1: wearing he was just like Annie for that. I remember, 242 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:03,360 Speaker 1: um my joke that I did in Montreal. I remember 243 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:06,600 Speaker 1: Robbie Praw who was the head of who he booked. 244 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,960 Speaker 1: He was He now works at Netflix and is the 245 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,679 Speaker 1: arbiter of deciding who gets specials and so he's a 246 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:16,000 Speaker 1: very powerful person. Was even then gave people New Faces 247 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,840 Speaker 1: so nice, such a nice guy. It always was like 248 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:22,200 Speaker 1: a really good champion of mine and still is. And 249 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,319 Speaker 1: he told me, hey, this joke that you do that 250 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,360 Speaker 1: you know you audition with that is going to be 251 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,160 Speaker 1: the crux of your set. I think it was my opener. 252 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,720 Speaker 1: The joke was, do you guys know that there's this 253 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:35,800 Speaker 1: website where you can type in your zip code and 254 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,760 Speaker 1: it or your area code and it gives or your 255 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,280 Speaker 1: zip code and it gives you a list of every 256 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:43,320 Speaker 1: sexual fender in your area. Uh match dot com. It was. 257 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,440 Speaker 1: It was that, I think I said, Did I say MySpace? 258 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:49,439 Speaker 1: I think I said my Space dot com. At the time, 259 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:54,200 Speaker 1: that was you know, and um, he goes in Canada, 260 00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:57,560 Speaker 1: it's Facebook. Now that's what we're using. That's no one 261 00:12:57,679 --> 00:13:00,280 Speaker 1: uses like It's it's gonna be into me Facebook. I 262 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,720 Speaker 1: just couldn't wrap my head around how that would be 263 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:06,800 Speaker 1: a social It was so about just college kids at 264 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:10,319 Speaker 1: that point. For the in the US, I think pedophile 265 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,560 Speaker 1: with college kids either yes and for and he was. 266 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,360 Speaker 1: But what I didn't know is that in Canada it 267 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,480 Speaker 1: was my Space and I should have trusted him like 268 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:20,600 Speaker 1: because it did not it was Facebook yet it Facebook 269 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:23,400 Speaker 1: was like my Space in Canada and I just should 270 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,120 Speaker 1: have trusted him. And it just set me up to 271 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,680 Speaker 1: do because that joke usually hit so fucking well in 272 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,719 Speaker 1: the States that it was. Honestly, if from the first 273 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 1: time I told it never once got anything other than 274 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,320 Speaker 1: huge laughs, And it was the first time there on 275 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,840 Speaker 1: my biggest show of my life where it just gets nothing, 276 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,400 Speaker 1: and then it's like panic mode, and like every other 277 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,679 Speaker 1: joke after that was just like, oh God, what am 278 00:13:44,679 --> 00:13:46,400 Speaker 1: I gonna do? But yeah, my first jokes were all 279 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,040 Speaker 1: especially when it's a joke that hits every time and 280 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,960 Speaker 1: it doesn't hit ye of your newer comic you could 281 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,560 Speaker 1: see it on the face of defeat and you always go, 282 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,920 Speaker 1: oh boy, or that's the same. If I would have said, 283 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,200 Speaker 1: oh boy, that I would have killed Honestly, if I 284 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,559 Speaker 1: just called out that it was bad, like you said, well, 285 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,320 Speaker 1: even if even at the Funny Bone on the other night, 286 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,080 Speaker 1: you were just like, well that joke needs more work, 287 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,719 Speaker 1: and then people people were laughing at that. But you've 288 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,560 Speaker 1: got to tell the other the story about when you 289 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,959 Speaker 1: came back from from New Face. Oh god, oh my god, 290 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,280 Speaker 1: this was so brittle, And this was funny because we're 291 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,960 Speaker 1: in Chris and I are in Montreal. We're backstage with 292 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:27,560 Speaker 1: Pete Holmes, Natasha Jero, Mosha Kash and we have them 293 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:31,040 Speaker 1: together that long, so we're in your in your heart, yeah, 294 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,040 Speaker 1: he was always there in my heart, but actually we're backstage. 295 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,800 Speaker 1: It was such a fun hang By the way, I 296 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,560 Speaker 1: loved it so much because we sit down and Pete 297 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:41,760 Speaker 1: Holmes immediately goes, who is this uh whatever? From hard? 298 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,320 Speaker 1: He said, I don't. I hate to you to repeat 299 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:47,200 Speaker 1: your own compliment, but he said, um, what's the word 300 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 1: for when it's like comes easy to you naturally or 301 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:54,240 Speaker 1: like easily? He goes, who is this effortlessly handsome man? 302 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,920 Speaker 1: And I was just like, yes, this is my boyfriend, Chris. 303 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,760 Speaker 1: And the irony of that was he was like, I 304 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,920 Speaker 1: think he said, who's this effortless a handsome man in 305 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,440 Speaker 1: a white T shirt? The irony is I had just 306 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,600 Speaker 1: steamed the T shirt and Nikki's dressing. It was so funny, 307 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,320 Speaker 1: and he's like, I just haven't put my makeup on yet, 308 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,800 Speaker 1: christ and to put on what did you wear on 309 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,480 Speaker 1: top of you were wearing? So they asked me if 310 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,520 Speaker 1: I wanted to steam my outfit for this performance, And 311 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,560 Speaker 1: so the wardrobe person takes mine and Chris is in 312 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,640 Speaker 1: the room with me and he goes, is this so weird? 313 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,800 Speaker 1: Can I ask. She was really nice, and he was like, 314 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,040 Speaker 1: I just put this on. It was all wrinkled, was 315 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,760 Speaker 1: crumbled from you know, traveling. I was yeah, And so 316 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,080 Speaker 1: he goes, would it be? And I go, please ask? 317 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,280 Speaker 1: You got to do it. So he takes off a shirt. 318 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 1: She's steaming it and he puts on my oversized denim 319 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,400 Speaker 1: jacket and he barely I think you did one button. 320 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,960 Speaker 1: And then Natasha and Mosha come in the room and 321 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,200 Speaker 1: I have forgotten that he's dressed, like, oh my god, 322 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 1: moment exactly like when you were wearing the things my 323 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,600 Speaker 1: first impression. Yeah, and so he's wearing you can pull 324 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,000 Speaker 1: it off though you have a like you can pull 325 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,040 Speaker 1: it if anything. Mosha was like, man, I really like 326 00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,000 Speaker 1: that look like motion dresses, like just like wow, one 327 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,560 Speaker 1: yeah it was. And then there was another moment the 328 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,080 Speaker 1: other day, Oh you were wearing books? You responded you 329 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,280 Speaker 1: did you? Did you mention it or did you? I mean, 330 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,800 Speaker 1: I think I think under the like without knowing me, 331 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,000 Speaker 1: because it's not crazy enough. It's it's just crazy enough 332 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,040 Speaker 1: that he might think I'm the coolest person alive, because 333 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,840 Speaker 1: without knowing me, you'd be like, man, this guy could 334 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,800 Speaker 1: be really cool. But then but then I was like, 335 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:24,080 Speaker 1: I don't. This isn't what I dressed, Like, yes, this 336 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,760 Speaker 1: is the first time meeting you. I don't dress with 337 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 1: one button on a on a girlfriend's jean jacket. And 338 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,920 Speaker 1: as soon as I looked at my go, oh my god, 339 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,880 Speaker 1: he's having a short stage because I didn't. Which things 340 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,400 Speaker 1: just keep getting worse. And I love Mosha, like you know, 341 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,080 Speaker 1: he doesn't know me. I met him once before, and 342 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,040 Speaker 1: I think, I think there's so fun. We're both on 343 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,120 Speaker 1: our show not Safe. So Chris has met Pete and 344 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:45,840 Speaker 1: they gave him cod They keep apologizing to that too. 345 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:49,360 Speaker 1: I'm sure, I'm sorry I gave you COVID doll. I'm 346 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,520 Speaker 1: really sorry. Um, it's not a great Natasha, but it's 347 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:57,560 Speaker 1: a try. Um. And so we're backstage and oh, so 348 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:02,000 Speaker 1: this guy comes in, Um, Josh Lieberman. He's an agent, 349 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,479 Speaker 1: I believe, Yeah, maybe an agent. And I've known him 350 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,200 Speaker 1: since two thousand seven. He used to wrap my friend 351 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,520 Speaker 1: Chris Porter, who I was really good friends with them, 352 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,320 Speaker 1: and we were always hanging out with Josh and he 353 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,199 Speaker 1: was his agent. And I see Josh and Josh was 354 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,320 Speaker 1: in Montreal two thousand seven and also in two thousand 355 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,920 Speaker 1: and seven. I was, are you getting loan for the story? 356 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:26,760 Speaker 1: What is this the proposal happening right now? You're going 357 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,320 Speaker 1: to pose like that. It's not even on one knee. 358 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,720 Speaker 1: He's like Tony. He was a catcher for the Cardinals 359 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,280 Speaker 1: and he would catch like this. Oh that's cool. Every 360 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,280 Speaker 1: other catchers like this. Do you remember this guy? Yeah, 361 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,000 Speaker 1: that's about the one that would throw people out in 362 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 1: a second from his knees. Hijacked by sports. He was 363 00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:44,760 Speaker 1: a bigball player. He played for to Marlin, Spanish catcher. 364 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,679 Speaker 1: He threw from it. I know, No, I don't know 365 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,760 Speaker 1: why he threw from his knees. What do you all right? 366 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,240 Speaker 1: We gotta go to Bradley. We'll be right back with 367 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:58,960 Speaker 1: the rest of this story. Where in the world is 368 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,720 Speaker 1: that guy Santiago? It was like a big thing, but anyhow, yeah, 369 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:06,680 Speaker 1: go ahead. Sorry, so, welcome back to the show. I'm 370 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,680 Speaker 1: in Montreal. We're backstage. Chris just proposed, by the way, 371 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,760 Speaker 1: it was wild. Nicky said maybe, yeah, I said, didn't 372 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,040 Speaker 1: think about it, um, And I give him an answer 373 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,640 Speaker 1: in four weeks when I can talk again. I really 374 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:24,600 Speaker 1: went up three weeks to think about this, and yeah, 375 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,159 Speaker 1: I just I feel like you deserve a verbal You 376 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,120 Speaker 1: could write it down on a piece of paper. I 377 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:33,680 Speaker 1: don't know. I don't have any pens A bigger ring. 378 00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:37,720 Speaker 1: It's like that seems she's writing for a while. Yes, yes, 379 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:41,840 Speaker 1: feels long. I just write out the directions to Jared. Uh, 380 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,159 Speaker 1: why please don't go to jard Would you go? Be 381 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,080 Speaker 1: a ring? Like? I don't even know what kind of 382 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:52,760 Speaker 1: ring i'd want. I think I really Subway Shane Company. Yeah, 383 00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:58,399 Speaker 1: the Shane Company. You've got to see what the owner 384 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,520 Speaker 1: of Shane Company looks like. You look like the guy 385 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:05,280 Speaker 1: from Men's Warehouse. But by the way, I think Shane 386 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:09,359 Speaker 1: Company is almost it's like cross country because I've been 387 00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:11,399 Speaker 1: in other markets that I've heard the same company. I 388 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:16,840 Speaker 1: didn't know that. At the corner of and Lee May 389 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:22,760 Speaker 1: Ferry um So and this guy Josh Lieberman, who was 390 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,960 Speaker 1: an agent that was was in Montreal with me. He 391 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,320 Speaker 1: pops his head in the room and I am triggered 392 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:29,200 Speaker 1: because I have not seen this guy since two thousand 393 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,560 Speaker 1: seven when I got back from Montreal. Montreal, for me, 394 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,800 Speaker 1: I nearly broke my hand. I was pursuing a guy 395 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,920 Speaker 1: who didn't like me and confess my attraction to him. 396 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,679 Speaker 1: He rejected me on the dance floor. It was very awkward. Um, 397 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,919 Speaker 1: I was drunk the whole time. My set did not 398 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,159 Speaker 1: go well. I was deeply interorectic because I was so 399 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,280 Speaker 1: nervous about it that I was like working out too much, 400 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,159 Speaker 1: trying to control things, and like I got there, I 401 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,320 Speaker 1: looked like a skeleton. Things were going well. No one 402 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:53,960 Speaker 1: remembered me from the new phases, and I was broken 403 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,280 Speaker 1: at the time, and I was temping, and it was 404 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,439 Speaker 1: just terrible. When you opened for GalF Nakis, did you 405 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,320 Speaker 1: do the joke again and do it with Facebook. No. 406 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,000 Speaker 1: I probably just dropped it from my step because I 407 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,479 Speaker 1: still didn't trust. But now as a more experienced comedian, 408 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,840 Speaker 1: I know it would have worked. I should just trust people. 409 00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:10,720 Speaker 1: When I go to you know, when I go to Canada, 410 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,880 Speaker 1: I now change it. I don't say CVS, I say shoppers. 411 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,919 Speaker 1: I don't say fourth grade, I say grade four. You know, 412 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,440 Speaker 1: things like that. I make little adjustments. Um. I don't 413 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,639 Speaker 1: say fries with gravy on it and chief starts, I 414 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:25,320 Speaker 1: say putine. UM. I don't say uh, what's our other 415 00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:27,400 Speaker 1: things anyway? So UM, I don't say about I say 416 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,800 Speaker 1: a boot. I don't say Toronto Toronto. I say Toronto. 417 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,919 Speaker 1: I've learned. So Josh Lee Raman pokes his head in 418 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,879 Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, this reminds me. I go, Josh, 419 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,760 Speaker 1: I gotta tell you you're a part of one of 420 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:42,840 Speaker 1: the most i opening moments of my life. I got 421 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,439 Speaker 1: two seven, I'm there. That's my story of Montreal. I 422 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,160 Speaker 1: come back and I don't know that i've I've done 423 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:51,080 Speaker 1: as portly as I've done. It's just I was drunk 424 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,640 Speaker 1: to notice. People need to know the lineup that you were. 425 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,880 Speaker 1: I mean it was. That's why I always tell people 426 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,440 Speaker 1: that are like, I want to go to new faces. 427 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,800 Speaker 1: It's every young comic stream and always like, every year 428 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,960 Speaker 1: you're rejected, you are going to be so much better 429 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,960 Speaker 1: when you finally go. You want to be the best there. 430 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,680 Speaker 1: You want to be the oldest. The comment that is 431 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,480 Speaker 1: the most years under the belt because no one goes 432 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,359 Speaker 1: look at this old guy on stage. They just go, wow, 433 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,120 Speaker 1: he blew everyone out of the water. Everyone else looks 434 00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:15,480 Speaker 1: like amateurs. So I was on with Kurt Metzkurt, Tommy 435 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:21,600 Speaker 1: John again, Amy Schumer Um, Tom Sagura, uh and then 436 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,560 Speaker 1: many and then this other guy that's like the number 437 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,320 Speaker 1: one most famous person in the UK. He's like, I 438 00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:29,360 Speaker 1: forget his name now, but he's he was huge even then, 439 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,720 Speaker 1: so I was completely forgettable in the lineup. Tom Papa 440 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,239 Speaker 1: was our m C. I remember that, and um he 441 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:39,280 Speaker 1: wasn't a new face, but he's just you know, help 442 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,640 Speaker 1: an hour from Ms Fedora and but I see Josh 443 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,879 Speaker 1: and I go Josh, and I was almost reluctant to 444 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,600 Speaker 1: tell Josh the story because it was such an fucking 445 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,000 Speaker 1: not It was almost the example that we talked about 446 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:53,040 Speaker 1: yesterday of someone telling a story where they are clearly 447 00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:55,679 Speaker 1: not a nice person and they don't notice that in 448 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,600 Speaker 1: the story. Like it was me kind of being like, 449 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,239 Speaker 1: you were an asshole because but he didn't me too, 450 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,560 Speaker 1: And you know, I've changed, he's changed, Probably don't know 451 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,439 Speaker 1: he's still an agent, probably not. So he pops his 452 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,600 Speaker 1: head in and I go Josh, and we're about to 453 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,480 Speaker 1: go do this crowd work show. We're all kind of nervous. 454 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,760 Speaker 1: I'm like, I gotta tell the story. So we're at 455 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,760 Speaker 1: the improv. It's the week after we get back from Montreal, 456 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,760 Speaker 1: and I'm still kind of like, did I did anyone 457 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,119 Speaker 1: care about me being there like I didn't bomb, but 458 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,600 Speaker 1: it wasn't great, and there's a sneaking suspicion to me 459 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,680 Speaker 1: I might have done well, like I just I would 460 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,199 Speaker 1: just have bad self esteem. And I was drunk the 461 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,800 Speaker 1: whole time and I was more worried about this guy 462 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,680 Speaker 1: or whatever. So I in this circle. I remember it 463 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,600 Speaker 1: was Chris Porter, who was like a big deal at 464 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,240 Speaker 1: the time, and then Josh his his manager, and then 465 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,200 Speaker 1: some other big people, maybe David Tell, maybe Dmitri Martin. 466 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,120 Speaker 1: There was one night at the Improv where, like Doug Benson, 467 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,200 Speaker 1: a big circle of like people. I want to look 468 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,320 Speaker 1: impressive in front of people. I feel like an idiot 469 00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:51,800 Speaker 1: even being in the same circle as and Josh. Something 470 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,960 Speaker 1: about Montreal came up, and Josh goes, guys, you should 471 00:22:54,960 --> 00:23:01,240 Speaker 1: have seen Nicky Glazer at Montreal. She was so drunk 472 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,320 Speaker 1: and I thought I was almost starting to get for 473 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:08,439 Speaker 1: clemped at So I was like, Josh, stop, she was 474 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:12,399 Speaker 1: so wasted. That wasted is what he said, and I 475 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,639 Speaker 1: was crestfallen. It was because you thought he was going 476 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,720 Speaker 1: to say she was so amazing, and the way he 477 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,880 Speaker 1: started was like, guys, stop everything you need to hear. 478 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:25,040 Speaker 1: She blew me away with how fucking wasted she was, 479 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,040 Speaker 1: and it was devastating. It was one of those moments 480 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:32,000 Speaker 1: as some because I could feel like comics liking that story. 481 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,040 Speaker 1: I blacked out. That's when I like from embarrassment. I 482 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,520 Speaker 1: couldn't even mean that. You see comics being like you 483 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,359 Speaker 1: got funked up and you're like experienced comics would be 484 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,960 Speaker 1: like you got sunked up at New Faces, that everyone's 485 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,080 Speaker 1: wasted at Montreal, and he was talking about like after parties, 486 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:49,200 Speaker 1: and so it just was one of the first time 487 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:52,640 Speaker 1: I had heard about how ridiculous and like that me 488 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,879 Speaker 1: when I was because when you're drinking, you don't know 489 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,239 Speaker 1: how dumb you are and how you come across when 490 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,840 Speaker 1: you're around everyone thinks they're the reception that they're not 491 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,320 Speaker 1: as annoying as literally every other person you've ever seen 492 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,879 Speaker 1: that's drunk is annoying. You are that way too. You 493 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,600 Speaker 1: see his hand up Instagram. She just went to a 494 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 1: wedding and she had people say like, Hi, love this bit. Hi, 495 00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,120 Speaker 1: this is my first drink of the night, and then Hi, 496 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:24,680 Speaker 1: this is my last night and it is wet. I 497 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,280 Speaker 1: don't care if it's been done a to a ton 498 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,439 Speaker 1: of times. Keep them coming. They are so funny and 499 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,800 Speaker 1: they really give a lot of focus to how bad 500 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,560 Speaker 1: you look when you're drunk. And that was the first 501 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,200 Speaker 1: time it had occurred to me that, like, I might 502 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,560 Speaker 1: not be the best thing to be around when I'm drunk. 503 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,640 Speaker 1: It might be notable. And then there were several other 504 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,640 Speaker 1: but that was the one that I go, I'm gonna 505 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,560 Speaker 1: have to quit doing this at some point, you know, 506 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,760 Speaker 1: like where you just go, I know, I'm gonna have 507 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,320 Speaker 1: to let go of this at some point. It was 508 00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:52,520 Speaker 1: that moment in a relationship where you go, we're not 509 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,200 Speaker 1: gonna make it, you know, like where it's like it's 510 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,800 Speaker 1: not now. I haven't felt that way with you in 511 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,720 Speaker 1: a couple of months, but, um, you know that moment 512 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:02,040 Speaker 1: where you go, I'm point dapted. I'm gonna have to 513 00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:03,639 Speaker 1: leave this job. I'm gonna have to, like you just 514 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,800 Speaker 1: know the moment, you know. Taylor Swift wrote a song 515 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,480 Speaker 1: about it was when Jakoble and Hall didn't show up 516 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,040 Speaker 1: to her twenty first birthday. It was called the Moment 517 00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:15,920 Speaker 1: you know, um And he was probably thirty two something 518 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,159 Speaker 1: like that, but he, um, yeah, her dad, you know 519 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,159 Speaker 1: what she references it not only in that song, but 520 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,080 Speaker 1: then again in the extent version of All two Well, 521 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:27,240 Speaker 1: she was like, um, you said, like you went to 522 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,720 Speaker 1: dad with uh and I blew out my candles and 523 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,040 Speaker 1: I stared at the door waiting you to come. And 524 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,919 Speaker 1: my dad said it should be fun. Turn in twenty 525 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,479 Speaker 1: one and it's like she couldn't have fun at her 526 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,360 Speaker 1: own birthday because this guy. And then in the song 527 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,600 Speaker 1: the Moment I knew she's talking about that birthday scene, 528 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,119 Speaker 1: which is a very cool callback that an artist will 529 00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:48,280 Speaker 1: rewrite a song add new lyrics that reference a scene 530 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,560 Speaker 1: that you know very well from another song in a 531 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,960 Speaker 1: different perspective of it. That is very would be funny 532 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,880 Speaker 1: to do, like a version of her songs but actually 533 00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:00,360 Speaker 1: say be very literal about because she's always like who 534 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:05,040 Speaker 1: is it? Who could it be? And it's like John. 535 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:10,080 Speaker 1: And also the song mad Woman where she says the 536 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:14,159 Speaker 1: Master of Spin has a couple side flings good wives 537 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,680 Speaker 1: always no, and it's like she's talking about the whole 538 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,480 Speaker 1: those song is about Scooter Braun and it's about you 539 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,520 Speaker 1: see she has a billboard on his way to work. 540 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,800 Speaker 1: She would see her face and he was like, and 541 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,919 Speaker 1: she talks about him, Scooter Braun and his wife, and 542 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,160 Speaker 1: she could calls out Scooter Braun for cheating and then 543 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:33,480 Speaker 1: say and so all of her fans went on Scoot 544 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,159 Speaker 1: Brown's wife's page and wrote good wives always know like 545 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,680 Speaker 1: hundreds and thousands probably of comments that was going to happen. 546 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,359 Speaker 1: And then now they're divorced. Are they really? I didn't 547 00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:45,919 Speaker 1: know they got divorced? Yeah, wow, and they were like 548 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,960 Speaker 1: the perfect couple. She was like, that's my only contention 549 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,600 Speaker 1: with Taylor Swift is that that line. First, she wrote 550 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,960 Speaker 1: a bunch of look come back from that. You see 551 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,920 Speaker 1: three thousand comments that your husband cheated on you, you're not. 552 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,879 Speaker 1: That's That's my only beef with day And when I 553 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,480 Speaker 1: become friends with her some day, I'm going to ask 554 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,119 Speaker 1: her about it. But like, you can't that that that 555 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,119 Speaker 1: was a recent lyric. I mean that was off, I 556 00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:11,080 Speaker 1: feel like evermore and it was like you knew what 557 00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:12,960 Speaker 1: you were doing there, but that you know, I've done 558 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,440 Speaker 1: things like that to where you're just so vengeful you 559 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,880 Speaker 1: need to like hurt someone as much as possible. And 560 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,560 Speaker 1: she also had a vendetta against that woman because that 561 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,000 Speaker 1: woman also um really wronged her so it wasn't like 562 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,320 Speaker 1: she was just going after his wife, like this innocent wife. 563 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,400 Speaker 1: The wife wasn't on it too. She had an Instagram. 564 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:36,440 Speaker 1: I prefer the mean song Vendetta that that one feels 565 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,600 Speaker 1: like the right way, a good way of doing it. 566 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:44,320 Speaker 1: You're a liar and pathetic and in loan in life then, mean, yeah, 567 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:50,800 Speaker 1: that's pretty cruel. All about like a straightforward that one 568 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,879 Speaker 1: we're talking about like jokes and joke writing and stuff 569 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,880 Speaker 1: like that. You're going to host Kimmel pretty soon, which 570 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,840 Speaker 1: I think is like a massive, cool, really awesome deal. 571 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,600 Speaker 1: Now I know you did it like from like a home. 572 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,840 Speaker 1: It was like a remote thing during COVID is there? 573 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,159 Speaker 1: What is your approach to doing like, you know, the 574 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:15,520 Speaker 1: monologue for something like Kimmel And on yesterday's show, what's 575 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,160 Speaker 1: that that's going to be tonight? This episode is gonna 576 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,600 Speaker 1: oh yeah tonight tonight on I'm going to be on 577 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,520 Speaker 1: Kimmel tonight, so this will be Thursday's episode. Okay, cool, Yeah, 578 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,240 Speaker 1: so tonight check me on Kimmel. Please watch. Send ABC 579 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,439 Speaker 1: a message that you like Nicki Glazer, you'd like her 580 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:33,239 Speaker 1: in your lineup at some point, Um, I'm freaking out 581 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,000 Speaker 1: Chris because I said on yesterday's show, I woke up 582 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:41,400 Speaker 1: this morning and it's Tuesday, I'm hosting, and then I 583 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:47,160 Speaker 1: didn't fresh my teeth thin I'm never going back Jerry Seinfeld, 584 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:51,960 Speaker 1: and he pushed me away and then goes, now I'm 585 00:28:52,000 --> 00:29:00,800 Speaker 1: doing UM and I've probably got my own gin brand. Yeah, 586 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,880 Speaker 1: they do. I'm going to want to do one. It's 587 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:14,160 Speaker 1: going to be called you were so um news. I UM. 588 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,360 Speaker 1: I'm feeling weird that I am not worried about it 589 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,240 Speaker 1: at all, and can I just Sarah why? And I've 590 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:25,560 Speaker 1: noticed that you were not at all because if I do, 591 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,600 Speaker 1: then it gives merit to the fact that it's a 592 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,840 Speaker 1: huge deal and then it won't start getting in my head. 593 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:34,160 Speaker 1: But I really want to treat it like I'm hosting 594 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,200 Speaker 1: a show every single day and this is I mean, 595 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it all my all, like I would 596 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,760 Speaker 1: if I did the show. But there's something about the 597 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,600 Speaker 1: producers haven't reached out to me. So if they're not 598 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,120 Speaker 1: freaking out, I'm taking as a side like they think 599 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna trust them they know better than me if 600 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,840 Speaker 1: I'm going to be okay, Because there were sometimes I 601 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,840 Speaker 1: remember during Dancing with the Stars that I'm like, but 602 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,760 Speaker 1: I have to practice all every day And they were like, 603 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,400 Speaker 1: we've done this a lot. Trust us. Four hours a 604 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,520 Speaker 1: days all you need, and like you don't need more 605 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,160 Speaker 1: than that. That will be a bad thing for And 606 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,640 Speaker 1: I just couldn't believe it. But I trust that these 607 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,280 Speaker 1: people know they would be reaching out to me if 608 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,120 Speaker 1: they thought I had to. But I'm already thinking of 609 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,520 Speaker 1: jokes to write, and they I mean, one thing you've 610 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,080 Speaker 1: expressed to me is these guys are some of the 611 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:16,400 Speaker 1: best writers in television. There's the best producers. Jesse Joyce 612 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:22,200 Speaker 1: wrote like a bulk of Greg Giraldo's gross jokes and 613 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,760 Speaker 1: worked with him for a really long time. I mean, 614 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,920 Speaker 1: oh yeah, he was that dude. He's one of the 615 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,360 Speaker 1: best joke writers ever. And um, and I have to 616 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,160 Speaker 1: say this, I am so I'm so excited about the 617 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,000 Speaker 1: prospect of maybe ever hosting a late night talk show 618 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:40,720 Speaker 1: again because the collaboration involved like I thought, you know, 619 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,000 Speaker 1: I wrote to them initially and said, hey, I really 620 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,960 Speaker 1: want to have a monologue that stands alone, it can 621 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,440 Speaker 1: go viral, And I go, this is really a cool, 622 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,480 Speaker 1: unique idea that I want to go viral. I was 623 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,240 Speaker 1: just like kind of already like like rolling my eyes 624 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,080 Speaker 1: at myself for saying, like, who doesn't want to go 625 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,200 Speaker 1: viral with something? But I do feel, like I said, 626 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,360 Speaker 1: I want hard jokes. I want them to be like 627 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:05,240 Speaker 1: as perfect as roast jokes. I want to like really 628 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,640 Speaker 1: concentrate on them. Nothing not a wasted one. And they 629 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,240 Speaker 1: were very excited. They were like, we're so excited that 630 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,240 Speaker 1: we're working with someone who understands importance of like what 631 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,160 Speaker 1: this monolgue could be. And that was a lot of 632 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,760 Speaker 1: you Chris being like, let them know, like what you want, 633 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,160 Speaker 1: like communicate with them, let them know this is a 634 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,560 Speaker 1: big deal to you. They will you know this, this 635 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,280 Speaker 1: would mean something to them that it means something to 636 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,200 Speaker 1: you because they're among the best in the business, and 637 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,840 Speaker 1: I think you are as well. So it's like the 638 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,920 Speaker 1: collaboration between these two groups could lead to something really really. 639 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,560 Speaker 1: I also think like leaning into the funny, like I 640 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,920 Speaker 1: think you know, you hear a lot of stories about Fallon, 641 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,360 Speaker 1: like he won't do certain jokes because it doesn't fit 642 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,720 Speaker 1: within this certain persona that he and Kimmel is a 643 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,200 Speaker 1: little bit uh, I mean, as he's gotten older, he's 644 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,080 Speaker 1: a little less you know, dark or whatever, like showing 645 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,640 Speaker 1: I don't I mean, I obviously haven't watched this stuff 646 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:57,160 Speaker 1: in a while. Fearless. Yeah, I think you leaning into 647 00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,479 Speaker 1: that as a writer to like you do. We all 648 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,160 Speaker 1: most stand up. The darker the joke, the more we laugh. 649 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,479 Speaker 1: And the fact that you're leaning and I know that 650 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,400 Speaker 1: when I that's why my roast sets have crushed so 651 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,600 Speaker 1: hard and gone viral because they're so dark and people 652 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,480 Speaker 1: it stands out, and especially a girl doing it, like 653 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,880 Speaker 1: people just don't see it coming. So I do want 654 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,480 Speaker 1: to do that, but I have to tow the line 655 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:23,160 Speaker 1: of like ABC CB, anyone who's watching that's the network 656 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,479 Speaker 1: world know that I am. I'm not going to do 657 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,440 Speaker 1: this kind of thing every So there's this like delicate 658 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,520 Speaker 1: bounce even what I'm wearing, Like we only we got 659 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,440 Speaker 1: into a little thing the other night because I got sensitive. 660 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,400 Speaker 1: I showed him what I was wearing and he was like, 661 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,480 Speaker 1: I like it, you know, like he gave me an 662 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,840 Speaker 1: adequate response, and then he was like, do you see 663 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,160 Speaker 1: you do remember what Ree Larson wore when she Guess hosted. 664 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:47,440 Speaker 1: I was like, I know what she wore. It wasn't 665 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:53,960 Speaker 1: exactly in that order. It was pretty No, that actually 666 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,400 Speaker 1: didn't hurt at all because I was in my life. 667 00:32:55,440 --> 00:33:00,160 Speaker 1: No I'm saying, but I'm just like real in a 668 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,720 Speaker 1: real moment though, like yes, like what did wear? She 669 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,800 Speaker 1: just wore something that was it? Just she looks fantastic, 670 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,880 Speaker 1: was like perfect for her screenshot of it if we 671 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,960 Speaker 1: can afford it on the YouTube because it is a 672 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,719 Speaker 1: great but she is, well what I quickly said, I 673 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,400 Speaker 1: prefer I really liked what Nikki wore in her first 674 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,760 Speaker 1: Kimmel thing. It was one of my favorite things she's 675 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,560 Speaker 1: ever worn. I was getting text messages from people left 676 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,840 Speaker 1: and right about it, like people were like, this is amazing, 677 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:28,520 Speaker 1: So that's the look. That's that's my favorite look, and 678 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,520 Speaker 1: then Larson is my second favorite look, and then it's 679 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,680 Speaker 1: it's she. I was a little worried because I said 680 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,320 Speaker 1: to Chris, I was like, some people are telling me 681 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,360 Speaker 1: like I should be sexy, and some people are telling 682 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,040 Speaker 1: me I shouldn't. He was like, is it me? And 683 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:43,240 Speaker 1: I'm like, I think I know what Chris is saying here, 684 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,440 Speaker 1: and I know there's a lot of it's so good, 685 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,920 Speaker 1: but it's a great balance of extremely sexy and no 686 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,360 Speaker 1: one could get mad because it's like a tuxedo. So 687 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:54,960 Speaker 1: it's like it's a balance of like you, but you 688 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,600 Speaker 1: are not paying attention as much as if the boobs 689 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,400 Speaker 1: weren't out like that. But that not that I think. 690 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,880 Speaker 1: The other thing is that you don't get Really Nikki's 691 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,400 Speaker 1: already chosen this outfit. There's nothing else is going to 692 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,080 Speaker 1: happen between now and the time she does it. So 693 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:10,160 Speaker 1: even if I didn't love it or did you know, 694 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,600 Speaker 1: there's nothing I can do about it. There there was, 695 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,680 Speaker 1: We have time, and that's why I think I was 696 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,320 Speaker 1: So here's my here's my real deal opinion. And Andrew, 697 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,440 Speaker 1: I don't know how you feel this way. I personally, 698 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,799 Speaker 1: I personally have never seen a in this. You know, 699 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,840 Speaker 1: people might not like this, but I've never seen a 700 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:34,520 Speaker 1: woman in a suit and thought this looks awesome to me. 701 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,640 Speaker 1: I've just never seen it, and so that's that's just 702 00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,840 Speaker 1: been my opinion for me. I think you look amazing 703 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,360 Speaker 1: this suit for that like side tits all the way down, 704 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,000 Speaker 1: it's going to be amazing. I'm sure it is, but 705 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,239 Speaker 1: but that is just my interesting thing. I've just never 706 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,759 Speaker 1: seen it. I find it. I don't know, maybe when 707 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,080 Speaker 1: they're not video or suit studio or whatever where they're 708 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,680 Speaker 1: all like slick back hair and there's suit suit studio. 709 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:04,120 Speaker 1: I think it was Robert Palmer, Yeah, whether yeah, but 710 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,759 Speaker 1: I think that's like a dress suit. No. I really 711 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:12,879 Speaker 1: do feel a lot of times, well it's a made 712 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,960 Speaker 1: up thing. That's kind of the whole thing. That why 713 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:19,880 Speaker 1: it's so stupid. Well, it wasn't the right video. I 714 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,040 Speaker 1: think you're talking about Robert Palmer addicted the love. My 715 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,640 Speaker 1: point is is like if I think a suit can 716 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,120 Speaker 1: be extremely feminine and the really hot, like with the 717 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:35,439 Speaker 1: I think wearing suits, it's them. It's them leaning into 718 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,040 Speaker 1: a masculine thing. And I think the problem I don't 719 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,040 Speaker 1: want to be too masculine on late I don't want 720 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,919 Speaker 1: to like Chris and I were trying to think that 721 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,919 Speaker 1: if I did late night, late night show, what would 722 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,759 Speaker 1: it be like? And it's like the problem why there's 723 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,080 Speaker 1: no ladies in late night doesn't work. It's like, because 724 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,120 Speaker 1: women are trying to fit into this masculine role, we 725 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,200 Speaker 1: need to feminize it a little bit to make us 726 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,719 Speaker 1: for a while. Well, here here's my stance on all 727 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,719 Speaker 1: of this stuff is it doesn't matter, Like you know, 728 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,600 Speaker 1: you're not doing it for the male gaze and you're 729 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:03,120 Speaker 1: not doing for me, Like that's just my preference. My 730 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,320 Speaker 1: actual opinion is where the thing that you're going to 731 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,280 Speaker 1: be most comfortable in and feel like the most badass, 732 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,840 Speaker 1: the most badass. That's that's that is my opinion on 733 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,840 Speaker 1: everything that you ever wear. But to me, does bree 734 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,279 Speaker 1: outfit When I look at it, I see like a 735 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,399 Speaker 1: sailor suit, Like I see a sailor outfit, but it's 736 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,400 Speaker 1: still address No, no, I agree, because you see a 737 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,839 Speaker 1: lot of semen on it. And now that I look 738 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:32,839 Speaker 1: at it again, yeah, I'm not a fan. Ah, there 739 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:39,480 Speaker 1: you go. Your kid fell out on? So what are we? 740 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,719 Speaker 1: Everything's it's gonna be great. Whatever you wear is gonna 741 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:47,480 Speaker 1: be great, quote unquote fell out. How do you feel 742 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:51,360 Speaker 1: about how do you feel about like the pants suit situation? 743 00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:55,000 Speaker 1: I just like, I think it does have this connotation 744 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:59,200 Speaker 1: of serious, maybe like a little too serious for the moment, 745 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,960 Speaker 1: I mean business. I realized that, like dressing in that 746 00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,960 Speaker 1: yellow dress for my special every time I see it 747 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,480 Speaker 1: pop up on my feet, I'm like, oh, who's that? 748 00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,600 Speaker 1: I want to watch this because it's pleasing aesthetically to 749 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,080 Speaker 1: the eye. Not because I'm like I want to fund myself, 750 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,960 Speaker 1: but because I'm like, that's a pretty girl that it's 751 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,560 Speaker 1: drawing the eye. And that's why I always told Andrew, like, 752 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,960 Speaker 1: care about lighting when you're shooting a video, like make it, 753 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,160 Speaker 1: and he goes, I don't care about lighting. I don't 754 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,640 Speaker 1: care if I look good, and it's like it's but 755 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,160 Speaker 1: it's not about you. It's about it draws the eye. 756 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,520 Speaker 1: That's why when you put your phone in grayscale, you're 757 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,359 Speaker 1: not as drawn to it. Color pops of color like 758 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,640 Speaker 1: these are things that do attract the eye. So I 759 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,200 Speaker 1: made damn sure that my tips are out for this. 760 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:44,520 Speaker 1: But um, it is a really I think I feel 761 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,840 Speaker 1: sexual exactly what you're saying. The second I put it on, 762 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,600 Speaker 1: I was like, I almost start crying when I was 763 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,239 Speaker 1: pulling up the pants because they were so tight and 764 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,440 Speaker 1: they didn't really go on my thighs that well. But 765 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,880 Speaker 1: once um the jaws of life were flown in, we 766 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,800 Speaker 1: got them on and then I was like, this bitch 767 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,480 Speaker 1: is a television host. I feel so good. So that 768 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,640 Speaker 1: was you know, I got that was my Andy Shallows. 769 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,080 Speaker 1: It was made it so I'm like I'm able to 770 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,400 Speaker 1: encompass this role. That being said, I don't know what 771 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,279 Speaker 1: then I'm doing, Like I know that we're doing a 772 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,960 Speaker 1: field peace tomorrow, which we've done a lot of those together. Chris, Oh, yeah, 773 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:18,120 Speaker 1: you are going to be so And I made a 774 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,000 Speaker 1: point I said, I want to do a field piece. 775 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,319 Speaker 1: They said, by the way, I just like to say, 776 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:26,200 Speaker 1: the people sent me ideas for field pieces and they 777 00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,200 Speaker 1: blew us away. I mean, I was like, this is 778 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,120 Speaker 1: this is top notch. I'm so impressed. I'm so excited 779 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,880 Speaker 1: at the idea of working with you guys, or like 780 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,800 Speaker 1: ever having a show like this where I can hire 781 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:39,520 Speaker 1: people this fucking good that could you know be you know, 782 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,120 Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just like, God, if stand up 783 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:46,520 Speaker 1: comedians hired writers, it would be insane. It's like it's 784 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,640 Speaker 1: such a lone wolf pursuit. We could be so much 785 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,759 Speaker 1: better if we collaborated more. And a lot of a 786 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,959 Speaker 1: lot of those comics too. And when do you think 787 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,840 Speaker 1: you were talking about MSG yesterday or yeah, I was 788 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,480 Speaker 1: talking about the additive they m Yeah, and how you're 789 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:04,479 Speaker 1: still hungry? Um, No, you were talking you were thinking 790 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,640 Speaker 1: about like, oh, if I close my eyes and you'll 791 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,279 Speaker 1: see myself playing. Do you see yourself as a talk 792 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,919 Speaker 1: show host, because I see that. Yeah, I honestly see 793 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,880 Speaker 1: myself walking into work and like saying hi to people. 794 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:19,120 Speaker 1: That's how I picture that life is like the writer's rooms, 795 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,719 Speaker 1: the like you know, watching all these Conan clips of 796 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:27,080 Speaker 1: him backstage with Sonut just being silly with everyone and 797 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:33,520 Speaker 1: wearing like jeans pulled up high and likeing someone wet Willie. 798 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,799 Speaker 1: But here's the thing for my own What are you 799 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,600 Speaker 1: walking on their backs with heels and spikes? Yeah? What 800 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,400 Speaker 1: are you most excited about? Because we've got a monologue, 801 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:48,520 Speaker 1: we've got field pieces, and then we've got guests. You're 802 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:52,839 Speaker 1: so excited about. Goodnight everyone, Thanks for watching. Like that's 803 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,000 Speaker 1: when I'll feel like, I that's what I'm most excited about, 804 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,520 Speaker 1: to be honest with you, But most excited I'm excited 805 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,400 Speaker 1: about going. So check out the little piece we did, Like, 806 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,040 Speaker 1: I'm excited to pick to because I know that field 807 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,120 Speaker 1: piece is going to be fucking great because I remember 808 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,359 Speaker 1: when I did um a speed dating thing. The last 809 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,040 Speaker 1: time I hosted, they did a field piece where I 810 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:14,160 Speaker 1: speed dated online and their editors were so good. They 811 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,600 Speaker 1: whipped together this thing that was so funny, and I 812 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,239 Speaker 1: just know that I can trust them that they're going 813 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,120 Speaker 1: to put together whatever I do with these kids. And 814 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,880 Speaker 1: I've been watching that Recess Therapy I think is the 815 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,120 Speaker 1: name of the account. We're watching it last night. It's 816 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,439 Speaker 1: such a great account on Instagram, recess Therapy. You've got 817 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,520 Speaker 1: to follow it. Basically a kids say the darnedest thing, 818 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:34,160 Speaker 1: but for like Instagram, but edited way better, just so 819 00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:36,160 Speaker 1: much better than Bill because he's not you know, rap 820 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,440 Speaker 1: Kid talked about a dragon and they eat people. I 821 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,600 Speaker 1: want to eat people. I want to eat. I want blood. 822 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:49,200 Speaker 1: And who's the other guest I'm sorry for Jamil and Danny? 823 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:54,279 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's she's no, no, no no, she's um from 824 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:58,799 Speaker 1: the good place. She yeah, and she brought a video 825 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,400 Speaker 1: that I'm going to get tossed to that we're gonna 826 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,400 Speaker 1: And when as soon as I heard she was announced, 827 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,560 Speaker 1: I was like yes because I have a rapport with her. 828 00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,719 Speaker 1: She's funny, she's a good laugher. All I have to 829 00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:09,400 Speaker 1: do is set them up to be great. That's what 830 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,200 Speaker 1: it host. You know, when when I was lucky enough 831 00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,680 Speaker 1: to go to your Falon show and and when he 832 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,680 Speaker 1: comes in, he's like, so, hey, So what do you 833 00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,160 Speaker 1: want to what do you want to work like that 834 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,000 Speaker 1: little bit of like you really feel like you made 835 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,560 Speaker 1: it if you come in as the host and it's 836 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,680 Speaker 1: just that little conversation. Do I drop by and say 837 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:29,440 Speaker 1: hi to you? Belieah, you have to. He doesn't know 838 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,840 Speaker 1: who I am. Remember when Seth Meyers dropped in on you? 839 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:37,279 Speaker 1: Oh my god, we we had broken up that day. 840 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,600 Speaker 1: Let's talk about it when we get back from break Okay, 841 00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,200 Speaker 1: because this is this is such an insane story and 842 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:49,920 Speaker 1: that I have not gone into it. So when as 843 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,919 Speaker 1: much as you want, but I think it's so funny. 844 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:58,880 Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. Okay, So stuff that 845 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,480 Speaker 1: happened before I know, but moment Okay, well that's a 846 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:02,920 Speaker 1: good point. Why do I always have to take it 847 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,480 Speaker 1: to like you need to know the whole story. You're like, 848 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:11,640 Speaker 1: jes laughs was creative. They're like, pease, don't go back 849 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:17,160 Speaker 1: to the Josh the agent she was. She was already 850 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,760 Speaker 1: killing it on last comic standing, and so she flew 851 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,760 Speaker 1: in like she could barely even fit in her schedule. 852 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,799 Speaker 1: It was like such an afterthought to her, so of 853 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,319 Speaker 1: course she did. Yeah, and she was you know then 854 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:30,000 Speaker 1: even then she was as gonna make you more nervous? 855 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,880 Speaker 1: Did she go before year? The first time I met her, 856 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,359 Speaker 1: we had been my Space first reached out to each 857 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,680 Speaker 1: other and would talk on the phone all the time. 858 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,319 Speaker 1: We developed our friendship long distance, and then we met. 859 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,920 Speaker 1: So the first time she ever seen you stand up 860 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,120 Speaker 1: was that set No, we had watched each other on 861 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:46,400 Speaker 1: on like clips of each other. Yeah, we were on 862 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,000 Speaker 1: different shows too, so she didn't even seem but sorry, 863 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:53,799 Speaker 1: so go ahead, so Seth Meyers. But Seth Meyers the yeah, 864 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:57,719 Speaker 1: we're backstage. And I only preface it with that because 865 00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,359 Speaker 1: we had had a rough morning. We had a rough 866 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,560 Speaker 1: morning and we were broken up at this point, like 867 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,560 Speaker 1: you were just we had already broken up. And then 868 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,359 Speaker 1: I go, please, I just really want you at Seth 869 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,560 Speaker 1: Meyers will probably work on this, but even if we 870 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,440 Speaker 1: stay broken up, I'd still want you there, like just 871 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,760 Speaker 1: come with me, and and that's that's that's a person 872 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,120 Speaker 1: that I could never be. I don't think like if 873 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,239 Speaker 1: I just broke up with someone, I'm like, Okay, we 874 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,480 Speaker 1: broke up, but you come to a big event in 875 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:24,640 Speaker 1: my life that I still very mature, Like I just 876 00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:26,480 Speaker 1: I don't know if I can don't understand how people 877 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,799 Speaker 1: can do that, and these moments are so big. Yeah 878 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,200 Speaker 1: for Glaze, like you just want her to be in 879 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:35,000 Speaker 1: her best So you probably had trouble going at some point, 880 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,360 Speaker 1: right or were you feeling like no? But one of 881 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,880 Speaker 1: my favorite things afterwards was when I told people I 882 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:45,000 Speaker 1: go I met Rob Reiner, and within one hour I 883 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,239 Speaker 1: was Me and Nikki were broken up. We broke up 884 00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,239 Speaker 1: in the morning. He went to seth Meyers, then I 885 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,400 Speaker 1: went to go interview with Rob Reiner. We had a 886 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,040 Speaker 1: great Those were so much fun. We really connected during that. 887 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,400 Speaker 1: We still needed to talk about the breakup and like 888 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,919 Speaker 1: see if it was going okay. We made up after 889 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,600 Speaker 1: the Rob Briner thing. We were like, we're going to 890 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,879 Speaker 1: be good. Then we broke up again in that same 891 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,040 Speaker 1: conversation after we were like, we're back together. This was ridiculous. 892 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,279 Speaker 1: This morning we broke up in frustration in the morning, 893 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,719 Speaker 1: and then we broke up as like adults for like 894 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,000 Speaker 1: a logistical reason. I was an adult, but I'm just 895 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:29,200 Speaker 1: you were an adult. I was kidding. It was in 896 00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:35,879 Speaker 1: the morning, yeah, she was an adult in the morning, yes, 897 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,239 Speaker 1: And at night we were very yeah, we were We 898 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:42,000 Speaker 1: both were like this, We've talked it out. We talked 899 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,040 Speaker 1: for like an hour and a half. An hour of that, 900 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,719 Speaker 1: we were like, this can work. I was like, oh 901 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,239 Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna marry this guy. I was. I 902 00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,880 Speaker 1: remember thinking like whoa for the first time in a 903 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,480 Speaker 1: really long time, I'm like, this has the potential to 904 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,920 Speaker 1: be lifelong. Like I could see myself with this person 905 00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:02,440 Speaker 1: and the stuff we're talking about forever. And I was like, god, 906 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,640 Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't believe I'm here when this 907 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,960 Speaker 1: morning we like, I was like, there's no chance for this. 908 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,720 Speaker 1: And then within a half hour of feeling that, we 909 00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,200 Speaker 1: we start talking down another road and it leads to 910 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,160 Speaker 1: complete breakup. And um yeah, it was like an hour 911 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,000 Speaker 1: and a half after meeting right now, but prior to that, 912 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,319 Speaker 1: prior to that Seth Meyers. So we we broke it up. 913 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,600 Speaker 1: In by break up. I showed back up at Seth 914 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,360 Speaker 1: Meyers and we're there. Was we were very happy to 915 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:31,600 Speaker 1: see each other, yes, and we were kissing, like just 916 00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,560 Speaker 1: being like come here, let's just like enjoy this moment. 917 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,200 Speaker 1: Like that was ridiculous. This morning, we're still kind of 918 00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:39,680 Speaker 1: broken up, but like it's funny that we are. So 919 00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:42,080 Speaker 1: we're like he's leaning over my suitcase. I'm on the 920 00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:43,680 Speaker 1: other side of it, and we're like kissing, like like 921 00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:45,440 Speaker 1: meeting in the middle and like having a moment like 922 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,319 Speaker 1: I love you, I love you to like kissing. And 923 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,279 Speaker 1: then Seth Meyers like hey, walks in and just I 924 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,360 Speaker 1: think he was already it was like standing there witnessing 925 00:45:52,440 --> 00:46:00,520 Speaker 1: up for a while and it just was like prit 926 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,600 Speaker 1: private about p d A and stuff like that, which 927 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:08,279 Speaker 1: you should be like everything, like even this conversation, Yeah, 928 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:12,520 Speaker 1: I'm proud of you, okay, were more embarrassing getting walked 929 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:17,640 Speaker 1: in with the denim jacket on or too, because like 930 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,600 Speaker 1: it just wasn't It's not that like the best. It's 931 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,720 Speaker 1: not a cool look. It looks like you're just a boyfriend. 932 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:26,279 Speaker 1: That's like I want to like, it wasn't about that 933 00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:29,360 Speaker 1: for me. It was more about like like it was 934 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,160 Speaker 1: time for you and him to have a moment, and 935 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,920 Speaker 1: he walked in on your He didn't have a clean slate, 936 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,960 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like I've ruined his moment 937 00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,520 Speaker 1: with Nikki. From my perspective, it made my moment. It's 938 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,759 Speaker 1: memorable now. Otherwise it would have been, Oh he was nice, 939 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,480 Speaker 1: but it was like so funny. Um, yeah it was, 940 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,640 Speaker 1: and then he something has to happen at Jimmy Kimmel 941 00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:54,200 Speaker 1: between you two, that's like something spicy. I'm going to 942 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,480 Speaker 1: be an Iceland. Yeah, it's gonna be an Iceland. I 943 00:46:56,480 --> 00:47:00,680 Speaker 1: don't know how you're gonna be hanging out with Lava. Yeah, 944 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,840 Speaker 1: you're gonna be. I'm going to be. I'm so excited 945 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:10,760 Speaker 1: about like this trip is so did you see Hamish 946 00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:14,000 Speaker 1: is I? Yes. Hamish and Vaughan, within the last two 947 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,399 Speaker 1: weeks have both gotten stung his friends near the near 948 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,000 Speaker 1: the eye by a bee wild biking. My dad got 949 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,040 Speaker 1: that too while biking and the bee flew down his 950 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,440 Speaker 1: shirt and my dad was freaking out so much that 951 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,160 Speaker 1: he flipped his bike and his tooth went through his 952 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,719 Speaker 1: um chin and he had to f stitches. And that's 953 00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:35,080 Speaker 1: why we coined when a joke is really funny, We 954 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,720 Speaker 1: called a lip grabber because my dad, whenever he would smile, 955 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,439 Speaker 1: he would have to hold his lip because it would 956 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,399 Speaker 1: split open because of decisions. So he'd go, oh, that's 957 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,480 Speaker 1: a real lip grabber. It was all because of a bee. 958 00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,440 Speaker 1: But his friend Hamish Hamish Blake, who you gotta follow 959 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,200 Speaker 1: on Instagram because he does the funniest stuff. He might 960 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,799 Speaker 1: be the funniest man Hamish Andy, And yeah he's going 961 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:56,160 Speaker 1: on a trip with these guys. And yeah Andy Lee 962 00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:59,360 Speaker 1: as well. Remember both going and he's not Hamish is 963 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,600 Speaker 1: now Andy's not going, Hamish is going. But yeah, both 964 00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,279 Speaker 1: of these guys. These are two of the funniest people 965 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:05,800 Speaker 1: on the planet. And they've got a show called Hamish 966 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,800 Speaker 1: and Andy, and I mean it's so charming, so funny. 967 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,479 Speaker 1: If people just want a no brainer like Ed Sheer 968 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,640 Speaker 1: and Hamish and Andy, you will get a really good 969 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,719 Speaker 1: idea of who these guys are. Yeah, if if you're 970 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,400 Speaker 1: ever at a thing around a computer and trying to 971 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,279 Speaker 1: make people laugh, whether it's your mom. I mean, these 972 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,960 Speaker 1: guys are clean, they're family friendly. It is universally there, 973 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,680 Speaker 1: the universally maybe the most funny people that have ever lived. 974 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:31,080 Speaker 1: And I cannot believe the U S has not like 975 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,160 Speaker 1: just grabbed onto them and forced them to be here 976 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:39,600 Speaker 1: because they are so fucking good. But um, they Hamish Andy. 977 00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,520 Speaker 1: I would google um Hamish Nandy, Ed Sheer and that 978 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:46,000 Speaker 1: one was great Hamish Nandy. Um uh, what's the pickup 979 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,880 Speaker 1: artist one? Or like the pickup wing Man, Ultimate Wingman, 980 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,160 Speaker 1: Ultimate Wingman when he was the Bodybuilder. Oh, the Bodybuilding 981 00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:54,799 Speaker 1: I produced that. Yeah, Chris met them on the show 982 00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:58,239 Speaker 1: that they did in America. What um, so you get 983 00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,880 Speaker 1: your eyes stung by? Does that affect your site or 984 00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:02,480 Speaker 1: is he worried? I don't think he get stung Like 985 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,360 Speaker 1: in the eyeball. It was just like really close and 986 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,160 Speaker 1: so that both of their eyes got all puffed up. 987 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,520 Speaker 1: So we're sending each other pictures back and forth, and Hamish, 988 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,680 Speaker 1: we got one from Vaughan that was like his eye 989 00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,440 Speaker 1: his eye was shut, swelled shot and he was just 990 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:19,480 Speaker 1: got one too. You gotta get one, we gotta we 991 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,799 Speaker 1: got to get stung. Get getting stung feels like it's 992 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:25,520 Speaker 1: going to be like a new thing. Well, Hammis is 993 00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,600 Speaker 1: a huge hilarious video up this morning of like being 994 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,000 Speaker 1: like guys and he's covering up his eyes like I 995 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,560 Speaker 1: went to the doctor. I had some work done. What 996 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,360 Speaker 1: do you think And it just looks like he just 997 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,240 Speaker 1: had a bunch of you know, facial surgery and he's like, listen, 998 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:41,240 Speaker 1: I know this is probably I don't know it's gonna 999 00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:42,839 Speaker 1: it still has to like settle in. I might get 1000 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,360 Speaker 1: the other one done. The doctor a little suspicious. It 1001 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,640 Speaker 1: was a b he is and he was like, you go, 1002 00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,920 Speaker 1: where is his training? Like um, and he goes and 1003 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,120 Speaker 1: now he's dead. So that's gonna be a little that's 1004 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,359 Speaker 1: a little bit of a red flag. It's just it's 1005 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,719 Speaker 1: so cute, so funny. Hamish Blake is his name, and 1006 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,400 Speaker 1: you can search on on Instagram and you'll see that 1007 00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:02,920 Speaker 1: he has one point two million followers. So you're not 1008 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,120 Speaker 1: gonna be alone and thinking he's hilarious. Final thought, you're 1009 00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,719 Speaker 1: doing an eleven day It's like I think it's we're 1010 00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:13,120 Speaker 1: gonna be together for ten eleven days to be bike 1011 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:19,560 Speaker 1: bike riding and yeah. It's it's basically like a yeah, 1012 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:23,440 Speaker 1: and you all do a group in cabins hotels, maybe 1013 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,560 Speaker 1: like a soccer rock in front of the lava. But 1014 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:29,200 Speaker 1: they have their bags, all of the all of their 1015 00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:33,480 Speaker 1: bags are on a like a Hummer type car that's 1016 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,719 Speaker 1: going to drive from place to place. It's like a 1017 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,200 Speaker 1: meet you at your destination. It's like a huge adventure van. 1018 00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:39,560 Speaker 1: It's like a follow van, so that it's going to 1019 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,640 Speaker 1: take us to different places and then we're gonna ride 1020 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,879 Speaker 1: for how many miles? Some of them I think are 1021 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:47,480 Speaker 1: like seventy miles. Yes, some of the rides, and then 1022 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,720 Speaker 1: some of them are more about like going up the mountains. 1023 00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:52,319 Speaker 1: Some of them are more about like getting cranking out 1024 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,880 Speaker 1: distances and yeah, like going through cool areas to a 1025 00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,080 Speaker 1: hot spring. Do you bring your own bike? Usually we 1026 00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,920 Speaker 1: do this time we're getting bikes when we get over 1027 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,440 Speaker 1: um They do this every year. It has been delayed 1028 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,239 Speaker 1: two years in a row because of cocoa and um 1029 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:09,200 Speaker 1: co Conan O'Brien. Here's my recommendation about the things like this. 1030 00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,239 Speaker 1: If you have a group of friends, because that's a lot. 1031 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,680 Speaker 1: Always it's so hard to get together, especially as you 1032 00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:15,560 Speaker 1: get older. It's just people have kids and all these 1033 00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,919 Speaker 1: things happen. But there is something about getting a small 1034 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:20,799 Speaker 1: group of friends. This is five of us, so it's 1035 00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,480 Speaker 1: me plus four other guys. It's so important to have 1036 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:27,160 Speaker 1: like trip adventure trips on the books with friends you 1037 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,320 Speaker 1: don't get to see very often. You get to text 1038 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,560 Speaker 1: all year long about how excited you are, and then 1039 00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,120 Speaker 1: then the next half of the year is about how 1040 00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,120 Speaker 1: great it was, and then you put another trip on 1041 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,640 Speaker 1: the books, and then it's the anticipation, you know, if 1042 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,200 Speaker 1: you playing something six months out with your friends. You 1043 00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:43,319 Speaker 1: guys are getting excited about it. Four six months I get. 1044 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:47,400 Speaker 1: I gotta say though, before trips mean no excited no 1045 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,560 Speaker 1: matter what it is, even girls trip. Noah, I was 1046 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:54,080 Speaker 1: like stressed about like oh, the travel and like everyone 1047 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,080 Speaker 1: getting there and like we have to get the right 1048 00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,040 Speaker 1: food and make sure, like I get stressed by that stuff. Yeah, 1049 00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,080 Speaker 1: but you are. You're on the road constantly, Like Noah, 1050 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,400 Speaker 1: were you stressed about it? Were you thinking? Like always, 1051 00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:09,040 Speaker 1: I always stressed about travel, Like the act of traveling. 1052 00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,400 Speaker 1: I do not enjoy it. I don't enjoy packing or 1053 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,320 Speaker 1: preparing for it. But once I'm in the other place, 1054 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,000 Speaker 1: I lose all of that and I enjoy myself. I 1055 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,920 Speaker 1: know it's worth it, and you just got to remember that. 1056 00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,359 Speaker 1: It's always like that. I remember Noah having a sense 1057 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,479 Speaker 1: of relief on the Girl's Chat right before the trip 1058 00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,840 Speaker 1: when one person asked like, Hey, are we going to 1059 00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:28,360 Speaker 1: any like nice dinners or anything, And I was like, guys, 1060 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,719 Speaker 1: I don't plant. I don't plan on us leaving like 1061 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,359 Speaker 1: I love this is what I'm bringing. We are not 1062 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,879 Speaker 1: dressing up like no one's and honestly, we can all 1063 00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:39,360 Speaker 1: share each other's clothes. We're all around the same size. 1064 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,440 Speaker 1: And she was just like, and we did, thank you 1065 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,720 Speaker 1: so much. I needed to hear that. I think depending 1066 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,800 Speaker 1: on how long the trip is, travel is more important. 1067 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,520 Speaker 1: So like let's say you have a ten day trip. 1068 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,359 Speaker 1: Oh no, my flight got delayed. I lost a day 1069 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,839 Speaker 1: still of nine days, like you know what I mean. 1070 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,480 Speaker 1: So like that weekend for you worried about the delays, 1071 00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:01,680 Speaker 1: I'm worried about. Just are you worried about? And I'm 1072 00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:03,759 Speaker 1: worried about you only had a weekend, you only had 1073 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,040 Speaker 1: two nights. I wasn't worried about the travel at all, 1074 00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,759 Speaker 1: like of delays that for some reason, So what was 1075 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:12,040 Speaker 1: the travel parts then I was worried about. I was 1076 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,280 Speaker 1: honestly more worried about everyone getting there in time, making 1077 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:20,640 Speaker 1: sure everyone has no no, no, well no, just like people. 1078 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,600 Speaker 1: It's just making sure that just are feeling alone, not 1079 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,960 Speaker 1: feeling like they have a friend. Like it's like things 1080 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,080 Speaker 1: running smoothly and people having fun. Like worried about eleven 1081 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:32,200 Speaker 1: girls emotions and making sure that they're having a good 1082 00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:37,440 Speaker 1: time girls that you've brought together. What are you packing 1083 00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:44,560 Speaker 1: for this trip? You need like some so the only 1084 00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:48,839 Speaker 1: way a guy like you don't get trash. We thought 1085 00:53:48,840 --> 00:54:02,240 Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, fan tracks please than was that you, Sery? 1086 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:09,200 Speaker 1: That's oh my god, that's so bluddy. That's good. I 1087 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:15,040 Speaker 1: liked it all right, Noah, alright, So let's start off 1088 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,959 Speaker 1: with Kyle. Hi, besties, it is your best to Kayo 1089 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:22,600 Speaker 1: calling from Orlando. UM. I miss hearing you guys four 1090 00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,520 Speaker 1: times a week. Nicky, I hope you're getting the rest 1091 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,960 Speaker 1: that you need right now. UM, and I'm eager for 1092 00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:30,080 Speaker 1: you all to be back, UM, whenever you're able to. 1093 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:35,000 Speaker 1: I'm calling today because Nicky, you've helped me really identify 1094 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,799 Speaker 1: a lot of addiction that I have had consistently in 1095 00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:42,839 Speaker 1: my life. Most recently, I've been trying to cut out weed. UM. 1096 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,799 Speaker 1: I smoked pretty much every day for the past like 1097 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:49,560 Speaker 1: five years. UM. And I am someone that has a 1098 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:55,440 Speaker 1: lot of anxiety, and I think we'd really triggers panic 1099 00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:59,000 Speaker 1: in me a lot of the time. And with that, UM, 1100 00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,920 Speaker 1: I've I've experienced quite a bit of hair loss. I'm 1101 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:07,279 Speaker 1: twenty three years old and I feel the same way 1102 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:10,040 Speaker 1: about my hair that Taylor Swift said she feels about 1103 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,160 Speaker 1: her body and her eating and her documentary when she 1104 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,160 Speaker 1: said that it has the strength to control her whole 1105 00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:17,480 Speaker 1: entire life. That's literally how I feel. I know that 1106 00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,040 Speaker 1: I don't need to go into that a lot because 1107 00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:23,680 Speaker 1: you probably know exactly what I'm talking about. Also, Um, like, 1108 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,960 Speaker 1: whenever I smoke, I literally could feel hair follicles just 1109 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,160 Speaker 1: like getting zapped off of my head. I don't know. 1110 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,839 Speaker 1: So I cut out weed recently. It's been about five 1111 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,799 Speaker 1: days without it. Now. I've had a really unhealthy relationship 1112 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,040 Speaker 1: with it, and I'm kind of struggling right now because 1113 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:42,160 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's benefiting me or not to 1114 00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:45,640 Speaker 1: not be smoking weed at least once a day. I 1115 00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,560 Speaker 1: don't know. I wish I had more time. I love 1116 00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:50,800 Speaker 1: you so much. I love you, Kyle. Holy shit. Um 1117 00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:54,160 Speaker 1: five days is amazing. And UM, I do want to 1118 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:57,600 Speaker 1: say that Alan car now has a weed solution. And 1119 00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,080 Speaker 1: Alan Carr was the one that I used to quit 1120 00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,839 Speaker 1: smoking cigarettes and drinking. And recently I talked to them 1121 00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:04,000 Speaker 1: and I was like, why don't you guys have a 1122 00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:06,600 Speaker 1: weed one and they were like, oh, we do, And 1123 00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:11,200 Speaker 1: so you could look into that. Um, there's also Marijuana 1124 00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:14,560 Speaker 1: Anonymous m A and you could google that and there's 1125 00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:16,480 Speaker 1: like zoom meetings happening all over if you want to 1126 00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:19,000 Speaker 1: get support for that. There's also the subread it leaves 1127 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,520 Speaker 1: for people who want are leaving marijuana, and there's a 1128 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,680 Speaker 1: lot of support there that has helped me so much 1129 00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:27,400 Speaker 1: and like getting me it's just people that are relapsing 1130 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:28,840 Speaker 1: all the time and being like I wish I wouldn't 1131 00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:32,600 Speaker 1: have done that that. But listen, man, if you you've 1132 00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:35,920 Speaker 1: heard me talk about this before, the best way to 1133 00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:40,880 Speaker 1: let go of this is to be be very nice 1134 00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,560 Speaker 1: to yourself about it. So if let's say, by the 1135 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,160 Speaker 1: time I've heard this message, you're already smoking again, which 1136 00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:49,200 Speaker 1: I'm guessing you are, because it sounded like you were 1137 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,719 Speaker 1: a little bit like what is this even doing for me? 1138 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:52,759 Speaker 1: And which is always the kind of thing I think 1139 00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:54,640 Speaker 1: about right before I start doing it again, of like, 1140 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:56,840 Speaker 1: am I even like my life is still ship and 1141 00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:00,960 Speaker 1: this isn't even working? Um, just allow yourself to have 1142 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,640 Speaker 1: it and know that it's the only thing you have 1143 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:07,160 Speaker 1: right now to cope with your feelings. But and you'll 1144 00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:08,960 Speaker 1: if you are accepting of that and being like, I'm 1145 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,959 Speaker 1: not a bad person, I'm just trying to feel good. 1146 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,320 Speaker 1: You're not. If you're not driving, you're not harming other people, 1147 00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:17,040 Speaker 1: and you're just harming yourself, Like there's really nothing to 1148 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,439 Speaker 1: feel bad about. You're just No one wants to feel bad. 1149 00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,520 Speaker 1: No one wants to be an addict. So just be 1150 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,959 Speaker 1: kind to yourself and know that what if you're smoking weed, 1151 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:26,960 Speaker 1: that you're doing it because you're in pain, right, and 1152 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:29,880 Speaker 1: if there was a other solution, you would fucking do it. 1153 00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,240 Speaker 1: But there's not, clearly, but there are ones out there, 1154 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,120 Speaker 1: you just haven't found them yet. And so be nice 1155 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,560 Speaker 1: to yourself because it's the only way it's going to 1156 00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:38,160 Speaker 1: go away. Because if you're mean to yourself about it, 1157 00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:40,919 Speaker 1: the only way to soothe the anxiety you feel after 1158 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,880 Speaker 1: being mean to yourself is to smoke more weed, and 1159 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:44,920 Speaker 1: so it'll just make you do more. And the hair 1160 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:50,200 Speaker 1: loss thing, like he's sad about. I mean a lot 1161 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:54,440 Speaker 1: of probably, but the hair loss like like the sadness 1162 00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,280 Speaker 1: of the hair loss, and then you turn to weed 1163 00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:59,120 Speaker 1: to try to, you know, escape it. But really it's 1164 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:02,080 Speaker 1: just making compound. Yeah, I mean, I don't think weed 1165 00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,240 Speaker 1: is making your hair fall out, but it's certainly when 1166 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:07,080 Speaker 1: you get high, you're super aware of things and things 1167 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:12,000 Speaker 1: feel different in your sensory stuff. Marvin, he was bald 1168 00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:15,800 Speaker 1: since he was like twenty at the Stunner at his 1169 00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:17,960 Speaker 1: story where he didn't smoke weed a lot, but he 1170 00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,280 Speaker 1: was he'd go on fishing trips and Panama and he's like, 1171 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,960 Speaker 1: I was at the l Gotto Negro and it was 1172 00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:24,840 Speaker 1: the name of the bar, and he's like, I was 1173 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:33,720 Speaker 1: so high I could feel my hair grow. Yeah. I 1174 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,080 Speaker 1: really do think you're right the anxiety of losing your hair, 1175 00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,840 Speaker 1: and that is you're losing your hair because you're you 1176 00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,280 Speaker 1: have that gene. You're not losing it necessarily because you're 1177 00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,400 Speaker 1: smoking weed. I don't think the two are connected, but 1178 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,360 Speaker 1: what do I know. I'm sure you could have googled 1179 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:49,120 Speaker 1: it and and it is connected in some way. It's 1180 00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:52,120 Speaker 1: not helping for sure, because in relation in relation of 1181 00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:54,520 Speaker 1: smoke just cuts off blood flow and it's just not 1182 00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:58,760 Speaker 1: good for you. I would really um forgive yourself for 1183 00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:01,800 Speaker 1: losing your hair because you didn't choose to. If you 1184 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,800 Speaker 1: could push a button and have hair, you would. You're 1185 00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,760 Speaker 1: not a bad person because you're losing your hair. You 1186 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:08,919 Speaker 1: just got a different set of genes than other people 1187 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:13,000 Speaker 1: that have full heads of hair. And also, like two 1188 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:16,080 Speaker 1: pays look fucking great right now. They do and also 1189 00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:18,480 Speaker 1: maybe don't have the money for it, but hair transplant 1190 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,320 Speaker 1: is always an option. There's things down the road that 1191 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:23,560 Speaker 1: you'll be able to do. And um, you're obsessing over 1192 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:26,440 Speaker 1: the hair because there's something else going on here. Well, no, 1193 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,680 Speaker 1: I mean the hair thing is very real for real, 1194 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,880 Speaker 1: especially for young men that are losing hair. I'm forty 1195 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,919 Speaker 1: and my stuff is receding and thinning at a level 1196 00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:37,360 Speaker 1: that I'm not comfortable with. So Kyle, I I have 1197 00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:39,960 Speaker 1: a like a hint of what you're going through, but 1198 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,720 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure at a younger age it's much 1199 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,640 Speaker 1: tougher and that it takes a toll on you and 1200 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,120 Speaker 1: that will lead you, know if if you've got a 1201 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,760 Speaker 1: few other things going on, a hair loss situation for 1202 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:50,560 Speaker 1: a young man will help put you into a bit 1203 00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:52,920 Speaker 1: of a spiral. So it is really, really tough, and 1204 00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:56,080 Speaker 1: I definitely understand to a certain extent where you're going through, 1205 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:57,960 Speaker 1: and I'm sorry that you're going through that. I really 1206 00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,800 Speaker 1: would avoid any kind of thing that is going to 1207 01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:02,960 Speaker 1: make you feel worse about not having hair, Like sometimes 1208 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,120 Speaker 1: I like to like look up men like this look 1209 01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:08,560 Speaker 1: that I don't have, and I like really like surround 1210 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,400 Speaker 1: myself with that thing I don't have, and I'm like, 1211 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,320 Speaker 1: it validates, like you are worthless because you so don't 1212 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,760 Speaker 1: read stuff about how women are men. I don't know 1213 01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:18,400 Speaker 1: who your affinity is for or maybe no one, maybe 1214 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:21,280 Speaker 1: you're sexual, I don't fucking know. But whatever is making 1215 01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:23,520 Speaker 1: you feel like this is gonna hold me back in life. 1216 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:26,800 Speaker 1: Stop reading and consuming those things because it's not true, 1217 01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:33,120 Speaker 1: like bald baldness, like uh, can you I mean fucking 1218 01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:37,920 Speaker 1: look at bezos, like you can be well, I know, 1219 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,800 Speaker 1: but it can inspire you to do other things and 1220 01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:43,320 Speaker 1: like oh yes, yes, yes, yes. Also my first boyfriend 1221 01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,800 Speaker 1: was bald. I didn't give a I just I don't know. 1222 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,160 Speaker 1: I'm kind of bald blind, hype blind. I don't if 1223 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:51,200 Speaker 1: you love someone. And remember the day I realized like, 1224 01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:53,400 Speaker 1: oh my god, I love this man was when you 1225 01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,080 Speaker 1: were talking about not wanting to take a medication because 1226 01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:57,600 Speaker 1: you heard a side effect was hair loss, and I 1227 01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:00,280 Speaker 1: was like, I almost laughed because I was like, that 1228 01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,760 Speaker 1: wouldn't I would never care if you like it just 1229 01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,800 Speaker 1: wouldn't register to me. But I understand I'm not invalidating, 1230 01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,840 Speaker 1: you know, I don't think you're invalidating. It is tough 1231 01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:10,600 Speaker 1: because some people will be like, oh, you could just 1232 01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,240 Speaker 1: go you know, if this is happening to you, just 1233 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,080 Speaker 1: go stay them and just do this. And you know, 1234 01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:15,840 Speaker 1: a lot of this stuff it isn't an option for 1235 01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,720 Speaker 1: a lot of people. And like some people will be like, 1236 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:20,040 Speaker 1: you know, propriitia does work for a lot of men, 1237 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:23,040 Speaker 1: but there there's a small percentage where there's a small 1238 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:26,320 Speaker 1: side effect that is horrible. And then there's monoxidil, which 1239 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,480 Speaker 1: actually does work. I'm sure, Kyle, I mean if he's 1240 01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,080 Speaker 1: I'm using stuff right now, it's right, yeah, And you 1241 01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:33,080 Speaker 1: know there there are little things that you can do 1242 01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:36,200 Speaker 1: to help it that doesn't it's the emotional impact of 1243 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:39,680 Speaker 1: of like you know, it's you're you're confronting that you're 1244 01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:43,600 Speaker 1: deteriorating body at a very young age. And Kyle, there's 1245 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,720 Speaker 1: just there's other guys that are feeling the way you do, 1246 01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:48,439 Speaker 1: and you know it's I know that doesn't help either. 1247 01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:50,880 Speaker 1: But a lot of men are going through this, and 1248 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,880 Speaker 1: you know there are people that are working on solutions. 1249 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,480 Speaker 1: But there are minor solutions that work for some men 1250 01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:58,440 Speaker 1: that you can find. Um, you know, some of those 1251 01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:01,160 Speaker 1: are on Reddit and you can on them. There but monoxidil. 1252 01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:05,440 Speaker 1: You know, there's studies it does work, stride or whatever. 1253 01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,640 Speaker 1: I put both on my hap. I think I've been 1254 01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:11,280 Speaker 1: doing it every night, and honestly, like it feels thicker here. 1255 01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:14,200 Speaker 1: You know, my brother is fully bald. It's funny. I 1256 01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:16,120 Speaker 1: was like, damn, you know, I think I'm going bald. 1257 01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:19,040 Speaker 1: You know, He's like, you're forty two. You made it 1258 01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:22,320 Speaker 1: like like that's the other thing to think about, Like 1259 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:30,080 Speaker 1: like you made it to the other thing. Yeah, I've 1260 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,320 Speaker 1: come to terms with it in some degree. But I 1261 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:33,720 Speaker 1: just I understand what Kyle is going through and the 1262 01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:35,520 Speaker 1: other thing that he's going through. And this is a 1263 01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:39,760 Speaker 1: tough one. Is is he addicted to weed it? Does 1264 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:43,000 Speaker 1: he have addiction issues? You know? Or is he or 1265 01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:46,120 Speaker 1: is he like depressed? And this is just a coping mechanism. 1266 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:47,720 Speaker 1: I think it's a tough thing to identifying if he 1267 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,320 Speaker 1: does have addiction issues. All of these things, all all 1268 01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:53,960 Speaker 1: addiction issues will get worse and worse and worse until 1269 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:58,240 Speaker 1: they're addressed. And I do agree with everything that NICKI said. Um, 1270 01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:00,560 Speaker 1: but if you do think you have addiction shoes, it's 1271 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,640 Speaker 1: you know, there are obviously programs out there that can 1272 01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:06,480 Speaker 1: help you, and it will continue to get worse. I really, 1273 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,680 Speaker 1: you know, the last time I stopped smoking weed, it 1274 01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,640 Speaker 1: fell away, Kyle, because I read the first third of 1275 01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,360 Speaker 1: the book Coming Alive. I'm not kidding you. There is 1276 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:20,320 Speaker 1: a tool in there about um impulsive behavior, things you 1277 01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,240 Speaker 1: want to do impulsively and how to deal whether it's 1278 01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:26,840 Speaker 1: like acting out sexually, acting out with drinking. Like, there's 1279 01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:29,200 Speaker 1: this one tool that they talked about in the very 1280 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,360 Speaker 1: beginning of it, I mean the first third, and I 1281 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,440 Speaker 1: have not I've had one desire to smoke weed since then, 1282 01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:37,200 Speaker 1: and I use that tool again to go Okay, focus 1283 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:40,600 Speaker 1: on the desire. Okay, imagine just feel inside yourself like 1284 01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:42,240 Speaker 1: that they kind of run through these steps that I 1285 01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:45,040 Speaker 1: run through and then it goes away. So I that 1286 01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:48,040 Speaker 1: is also something. But I really do recommend, if you're 1287 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:50,720 Speaker 1: ever available able to get into a twelve step program 1288 01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:53,560 Speaker 1: for anything that you have. And this is to anyone listening, 1289 01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:55,200 Speaker 1: whether it's like you have an alcoholic in your life 1290 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,160 Speaker 1: and you could go to alan On. You mean literally 1291 01:03:57,200 --> 01:04:00,280 Speaker 1: everyone qualifies for allan On because everyone is front with 1292 01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:02,680 Speaker 1: at least an alcoholic or works next to one or something. 1293 01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:07,200 Speaker 1: Those support groups are incredible and it's free, and you 1294 01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:10,240 Speaker 1: will find people there that you know, it's not all 1295 01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:12,280 Speaker 1: talking about the addiction. Is talking about how it teaches 1296 01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:14,240 Speaker 1: you how to love yourself, because that is what the 1297 01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:17,960 Speaker 1: core problem with addiction is, is that you feel not enough. 1298 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,680 Speaker 1: You feel this dis ease with your own self. You're 1299 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,520 Speaker 1: not enough. You've got to consume something to get out 1300 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:26,280 Speaker 1: of the feelings. And it's just really helped a lot 1301 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:28,680 Speaker 1: of people that I'm very close to that might even 1302 01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,800 Speaker 1: be me. Yeah, I mean that, But one of the 1303 01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:34,479 Speaker 1: people I'm most close to in my life is somebody 1304 01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:37,720 Speaker 1: who's been sober for fourteen years and he went from 1305 01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:41,240 Speaker 1: being you know, just like, you know, a normal slightly 1306 01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:45,680 Speaker 1: you know, a bit not friendly sometimes to now be 1307 01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:48,760 Speaker 1: the happiest person I know. And he has worked the 1308 01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:51,400 Speaker 1: steps and he has embraced the program and he's the 1309 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:53,640 Speaker 1: happiest person that I Yeah, if there's something to it, Okay, 1310 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:57,680 Speaker 1: let's can we do one more? No? Yes? Please? And Nikki, 1311 01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:00,280 Speaker 1: I need you to promise that you will not dream 1312 01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:03,880 Speaker 1: when you hear this. Oh my god, Taylor Swift, go 1313 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:08,320 Speaker 1: on promise me, Okay, not gonna scream scream. Let's pretend 1314 01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:13,120 Speaker 1: I'm in silent mode. All right, we got Rebecca Hina 1315 01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:16,480 Speaker 1: Druki o G pod listener Rebecca from Philly here as 1316 01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:19,440 Speaker 1: a part of the exclusive Bestie and Swifty Gang. I 1317 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:21,600 Speaker 1: feel like it's my duty to let Nikki know that 1318 01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:25,520 Speaker 1: the SoundBite from Welcome Home Nicki Glaser where she talks 1319 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:27,720 Speaker 1: about how Taylor Swift is her best friend but doesn't 1320 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:30,400 Speaker 1: know her is now on TikTok. It has been used 1321 01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:33,640 Speaker 1: in several videos, and those videos have actually been liked 1322 01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:37,320 Speaker 1: by Taylor Swift herself. There have been no other developments 1323 01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:41,000 Speaker 1: and potential friendship goals, but just now I'll be looking 1324 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:45,640 Speaker 1: out in my own personal mission called Besties anal eyes 1325 01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:49,640 Speaker 1: Swift Ease and so yeah, thank you guys, love you 1326 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:57,600 Speaker 1: love the pod, Love Brenna kisses and Janitor Bye, Janitor Nice? 1327 01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,600 Speaker 1: Can you react how Nikki should have reacted? Andrew? And 1328 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:06,280 Speaker 1: then know what you do? One? What know? What can 1329 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:11,800 Speaker 1: you do with what I can even do? The high pitch? 1330 01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:14,439 Speaker 1: But you do have a impression of what I would 1331 01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:18,320 Speaker 1: say right now? Like your best guess at what at 1332 01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,840 Speaker 1: what you would do? Well? I like the on you 1333 01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:23,000 Speaker 1: one where you're just like, well that's out of frustration. 1334 01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,080 Speaker 1: What if I did my little John impression, I don't have. 1335 01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:29,600 Speaker 1: I think that's what I kind of did. Okay. My 1336 01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:33,840 Speaker 1: response to this is Okay. Taylor Swift obviously knows I exist, 1337 01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,000 Speaker 1: all right, so she's commented on my Instagram before my 1338 01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:38,800 Speaker 1: apology to her. She has also there have been fans 1339 01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:41,080 Speaker 1: of mine that have met her backstage and she They've 1340 01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:43,160 Speaker 1: been like, oh, Nikki Glazer loves you do know her? 1341 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,600 Speaker 1: And she goes, is that the girl that said I'm 1342 01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:46,280 Speaker 1: a bad dancer? So I want to go on record 1343 01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:47,720 Speaker 1: and say that I did say Taylor Swift was a 1344 01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:49,640 Speaker 1: bad dancer once because I justified being on Dancing with 1345 01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:51,520 Speaker 1: the Stars because I was like, Taylor Swift is not 1346 01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:53,600 Speaker 1: a good dancer, and she does it she looks cool, 1347 01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,560 Speaker 1: so maybe I could, And it was not right. It 1348 01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,840 Speaker 1: was not how I actually feel about Taylor Swift dancing. 1349 01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:00,640 Speaker 1: I actually think she's way better of me. She get 1350 01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:02,320 Speaker 1: that bitch can do the splits on a car like she. 1351 01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,680 Speaker 1: I've tried to learn the dances she learns they are 1352 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,680 Speaker 1: very difficult. She's a good dancer, so she's aware of me. 1353 01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:13,720 Speaker 1: I've met her. Um, but this is really good news, 1354 01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:19,520 Speaker 1: and I am fucking like my insides are like things 1355 01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:22,240 Speaker 1: are happening inside my body right now. Because Taylor Swift 1356 01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:25,400 Speaker 1: does not often like things, and that's how she operates. 1357 01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:31,160 Speaker 1: She's very shifty in a great way. She's swifty, swift fifty, 1358 01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:34,800 Speaker 1: and she likes things to just to just remind us 1359 01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:37,960 Speaker 1: the swifties, Like, I'm very aware of something I cannot 1360 01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:40,200 Speaker 1: believe no one else has told me this. Thank you 1361 01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:43,360 Speaker 1: so much for being on the lookout. Please DM me 1362 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:46,720 Speaker 1: personally any updates and right Taylor Swift update. If you 1363 01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:49,080 Speaker 1: see any more likes, please send me videos where this 1364 01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:50,800 Speaker 1: is being used. Because I am not on TikTok. I 1365 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,040 Speaker 1: do not see this clip being used. I do know 1366 01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:54,880 Speaker 1: that it was a great sound bite, and I'm glad 1367 01:07:54,920 --> 01:08:00,720 Speaker 1: the swifty community has embraced it. But um, Taylor Swift 1368 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:03,400 Speaker 1: is my best friend and she doesn't know it or 1369 01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:05,120 Speaker 1: something like that. It was something like that, but it 1370 01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:07,320 Speaker 1: really is like I feel that way. The other day, 1371 01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:09,200 Speaker 1: Phoebe Bridgers, it was her birthday, and I was like, 1372 01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:11,400 Speaker 1: I have to wish her happy birthday because I spend 1373 01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:14,000 Speaker 1: more time with Phoebe Bridgers than I do with any 1374 01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:17,240 Speaker 1: of my friends. Really, like she's talking to me and 1375 01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:20,479 Speaker 1: singing to me constantly. Um, and it felt like it 1376 01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:23,160 Speaker 1: feels like we're friends. And that's why whenever someone says 1377 01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:25,080 Speaker 1: I feel like you're my friend, or someone goes you're 1378 01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:27,519 Speaker 1: my tailor swift, I'm always like I get it, girl 1379 01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:29,960 Speaker 1: or guy. Yeah, I try to reach out to Whitney 1380 01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:39,519 Speaker 1: Houston constantly. Yeah, through the weji board anything. I watched 1381 01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:42,760 Speaker 1: The Bodyguard. I just want to close by showing you 1382 01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:46,360 Speaker 1: my first head shot. Um. Actually I want to close 1383 01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:48,360 Speaker 1: by showing you a book of my first head shots 1384 01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:50,479 Speaker 1: and just like there's a whole book. Yeah, I wrote 1385 01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:52,760 Speaker 1: a book about it. Oh my god, I've seen these. 1386 01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:56,040 Speaker 1: These are so I love your face and these Oh 1387 01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:59,360 Speaker 1: my god, it's like your own yearbook. It is so insane, 1388 01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:02,840 Speaker 1: but I do this this picture. Uh, this was the 1389 01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:05,000 Speaker 1: girl that went to Montreal and drank too much. This 1390 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:11,719 Speaker 1: was right? Yeah it is. Yeah, I love this fresh 1391 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:15,360 Speaker 1: face girl. I'm a huge fifteen years ago. Is this 1392 01:09:15,479 --> 01:09:18,240 Speaker 1: even reminiscent on my face? Now? Like? What's going on? 1393 01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:23,200 Speaker 1: How have I? Yeah? There's definitely. I mean I feel 1394 01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:27,640 Speaker 1: like she's just like a little are your face and 1395 01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:31,680 Speaker 1: you're like there's like a cherubic quality to them. I'm 1396 01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:34,240 Speaker 1: still doing my makeup the exact same way, and my 1397 01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:36,400 Speaker 1: hair was very full. That red is a good color 1398 01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:38,960 Speaker 1: on me. That's a nice reminder. My eyebrows look a 1399 01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:42,080 Speaker 1: little spermy, but that's okay. My bottom lip or my 1400 01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:45,639 Speaker 1: top lip is non existent, which it usually is. Yeah, 1401 01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:48,479 Speaker 1: I mean I feel like I don't look so different, 1402 01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:50,240 Speaker 1: but she is. She's got a lot more fat on 1403 01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:53,960 Speaker 1: her face. What a baby face is? Yeah, she's she's 1404 01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:56,680 Speaker 1: a cutie. She's got a lot to learn. Girl, you're 1405 01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:58,439 Speaker 1: gonna go what would you say to that girl? Right, 1406 01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:03,320 Speaker 1: I'd say bitch read Alan Carr sooner than later. And 1407 01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:05,040 Speaker 1: then I have this picture of me and Chris at 1408 01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:07,479 Speaker 1: a wedding. Um, now what would you say to this? 1409 01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:11,200 Speaker 1: Say to this girl the show is over and wet? 1410 01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,680 Speaker 1: Oh well, I gotta put some of those on my 1411 01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:21,439 Speaker 1: Instagram story because this is the type of heat shot 1412 01:10:21,439 --> 01:10:23,320 Speaker 1: you take when they're like, we want to give them 1413 01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:25,680 Speaker 1: different looks, like so you could play the librarian role. 1414 01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:27,880 Speaker 1: It's like, how many librarian roles are coming up that 1415 01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:29,519 Speaker 1: I have to do this sexy like, I mean, this 1416 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,920 Speaker 1: might be the most relatable looking person I've ever Really, 1417 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,760 Speaker 1: why didn't I book anything from it. I don't know. 1418 01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:41,720 Speaker 1: Was that book that was us? Not that long ago? UM? Yeah, alright, guys, 1419 01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:43,320 Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you so much for listening to 1420 01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:45,400 Speaker 1: the show this week. We will be back next week 1421 01:10:45,439 --> 01:10:47,320 Speaker 1: with four shows. It will be the last week before 1422 01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:48,880 Speaker 1: I go on break, but we were going to have 1423 01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:51,240 Speaker 1: content for you during the break. UM, so make sure 1424 01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:52,960 Speaker 1: to check out those episodes. Thank you so much for 1425 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,040 Speaker 1: supporting the show. Come see me in Vegas September two. 1426 01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:59,439 Speaker 1: Go see Andrew at Zenies in Nashville on UM. If 1427 01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:02,160 Speaker 1: you can please plan trips around those those dates, that 1428 01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:05,920 Speaker 1: would be so fun and meet and greets afterwards first 1429 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,040 Speaker 1: with friends. Things will look forward to. Love you guys 1430 01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:11,040 Speaker 1: so much. Thank you for listening. UM, don't be cat 1431 01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:17,760 Speaker 1: and is that anything I don't know anymore anymore with 1432 01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:19,920 Speaker 1: these things mm hmm