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Speaker 1: Am I the asshole for yelling at a mile excuse me,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you gotta leave right now, he did, you

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Speaker 2: gotta leave. You gotta get out of here. I'm calling

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Speaker 2: security right now.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a car.

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Speaker 4: Well, you're gonna have to walk twelve miles home, buddy,

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Speaker 4: because you know, actions of repercussions is in the security

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Speaker 4: we're calling. Is bringing a cake because ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 4: we have nameless.

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Speaker 2: James in the building.

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Speaker 3: Refooled you, This was a rain.

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Speaker 2: There isn't a random person in our apartment. This is

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Speaker 2: an invided person.

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Speaker 3: This is a welcome person.

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Speaker 2: That's spar said, is welcome right here right now.

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Speaker 3: Dude, welcome, Thank you, guys, thank you for having.

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Speaker 2: Nameless James otherwise known as Jack so James slash Jack.

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Speaker 2: I Actually what we we met through a mutual friend John. Yes,

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Speaker 2: not this John, a different John. But since then we

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Speaker 2: have gotten drinks together. Yeah, we've hung out at we work.

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Speaker 2: This is this is one hangout that we've had. But

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Speaker 2: here we are.

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Speaker 3: We've had some green tea.

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Speaker 2: We had some green tea. It was delicious, and uh,

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Speaker 2: I feel like we're on this TikTok content journey together.

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Speaker 2: Now it's like uh, Frodo and Sam trying to conquer

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Speaker 2: the conquer mordor. So shall we get into it? Okayop?

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Speaker 5: So guys, real quick, I have to ask, have you

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Speaker 5: ever had an experience of like watching someone chase be

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Speaker 5: someone be ferociously attacked by grizzly bear, or like anything

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Speaker 2: Kind of I've had. I've had one in person where

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Speaker 2: like I I was running in the morning with a

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Speaker 2: just starts like going after me. And this is actually

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Speaker 2: one of the weirdest mornings. He was like five am.

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Speaker 2: This dog starts going after me. I'm running away from

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Speaker 2: this dog for my life. It's like snarling at me.

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Speaker 2: so it's pretty early. And when I'm coming back, there's

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Speaker 2: a naked, homeless man in a driveway going like and

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Speaker 2: he's like six foot three, like like three hundred and

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Speaker 2: forty pounds. And so not only did I get attacked

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what a morning?

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Speaker 2: What a morning?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Who needs coffee? When you have rabid dogs?

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Speaker 2: Who needs coffee? What do you got that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah jack, what do you got?

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Speaker 3: Nothing that crazy? So come on all right.

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Speaker 6: One time I had my head in my phone when

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Speaker 6: lived in, like you know, grew up in suburban Chicago area,

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Speaker 6: so kind of foresty sort of. Yeah, And I was

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Speaker 3: And I don't know if he was scared of me,

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Speaker 3: I walked backwards pretty slowly.

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Speaker 6: Back to the house, and then the coyote kind of

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Speaker 2: Dude. Coyotes can be vicious too, especially when they're impacts there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you never know. Watch out for coyotes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, watch out for all the coyotes. Also, some people

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Speaker 2: in the comments are saying, with the red hat and

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Speaker 6: Oh, you're like wow Rich, Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I've never gotten that one before.

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Speaker 3: The way his hat says yeah.

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Speaker 2: For nameless James. Yeah take that so uh yeah, so

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Speaker 2: so John? Why do you ask about this this craziness?

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Speaker 5: I have a story involving a dog and a Maleman

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Speaker 5: and a Karen today.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that sounds like a great combination. Let's hear it.

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Speaker 5: I could write a book about my next door neighbor, Jackie.

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Speaker 2: I hear the name Jackie.

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Speaker 5: We live in a MULTIPLEX house. Jackie is one of

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Speaker 5: the most selfish and entitled people I have ever come across.

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Speaker 5: She has a sixteen year old who was expelled from

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Speaker 5: middle school for selling drugs and getting drunk in.

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Speaker 2: Class in middle school? What bro I was like playing

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Speaker 2: Pokemon in middle school?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and didn't we have the DARE program.

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Speaker 2: I didn't have the Dare program.

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Speaker 5: She was daring to do something else.

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Speaker 2: Okay, wait, did you guys actually have the DARE program

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Speaker 2: come to your school?

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Speaker 3: I actually did?

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Speaker 2: Really? What was that like?

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Speaker 3: But I think it was like after hours. Sorry, we're

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Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure it was like an after school thing,

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Speaker 6: but we all were like required to stay and it

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Speaker 6: was like thirty minutes for like a couple of weeks,

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Speaker 3: So wow, Yeah, it.

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Speaker 6: Wasn't like I don't think it was crazy.

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Speaker 2: Did they have like any of those things like this

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Maybe I'm remembering it wrong. I

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Speaker 3: hit my head a lot in grade school.

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Speaker 2: And I did a ton of drugs. Wait, wait, so

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Speaker 2: did they ever have the things where it's like this

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Speaker 2: is your brain regular and this is your brain on drugs?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we definitely had all those pictures. There was also

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Speaker 6: a Dare lock in like from the schools where they

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Speaker 6: had everyone like sleep in a gym.

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Speaker 2: They locked you. But is that supposed to like make

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Speaker 6: I don't know what that was like their peak that

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Speaker 1: What the locking kids in a room? That's the speak

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Speaker 1: of the Dare program. Guys, figure it out. What are

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Speaker 1: you doing there to not lock kids in a room?

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Speaker 6: No, it was like an overnight and you were supposed

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Speaker 6: to have a lot of like fun, there's games.

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to have a lot of fun. One of

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't think it worked. Yeah, it sounds

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's hear it.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 5: She also has two toddlers. All of her kids come

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Speaker 5: from different fathers. No judgment there, however, Wait.

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Speaker 2: Wait, she has two toddlers, so there's just like two different.

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Speaker 3: No judgment there.

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Speaker 5: However, I gave her the side eye because her baby

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Speaker 5: daddies were all married, and she admitted she got pregnant

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Speaker 5: on purpose, hoping they'd leave their wives.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, dude, See this is why, this is why

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Speaker 2: one where where like condoms, but two like make sure

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Speaker 2: you're they're like you have like a like a safe

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Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, because you got you got aggressive actors

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Speaker 2: coming through and being like I will be the mother.

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Speaker 2: People be crazy, the people be crazy all here.

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Speaker 5: When I asked her why she'd continue to do this

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Speaker 5: did not care about the repercussions. Well, damn, tell us

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Speaker 5: what you really think, damn Jackie.

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Speaker 2: Like the repercussions, Like damn insert that seventy so clip there.

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Speaker 5: Now, yesterday I had a package delivered. Not that package, who,

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Speaker 5: but a real package M bounce.

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Speaker 2: A wow pizza boy delivering some big thick slices. Right. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Now, she, her kids, and a Jack Russell were outside

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Speaker 5: playing when I heard the UPS truck pull up. I yelled, Hey,

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Speaker 5: can you call your dog? She grumbled that it wasn't

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Speaker 2: This poor guy, of this Jack Russell.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I started screaming at Jackie, saying that she needs

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Speaker 2: Be on a leash. Yeah, exactly, like I think my

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Speaker 2: just I feel like he thinks he has like a

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Speaker 2: at anyone who doesn't. And it's like your dog so

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Speaker 2: it's what they're for. Or what are those shot callers

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Speaker 2: sees our shoppas? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Wait, different guy the dog Caesar Milan.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're right, go.

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Speaker 3: Bam, Winter Winner.

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Speaker 2: Oko p Jeopardy you have one.

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Speaker 5: I also was shouting apologies to the poor driver and

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Speaker 2: All shake my f and head.

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Speaker 5: This is the same woman who had her license taken

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Speaker 5: away for having too many d whys, but still drives anyways.

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Speaker 5: As someone that does deliveries myself from time to time,

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Speaker 5: I know the feeling of being chased by dogs all

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Speaker 3: I told her we.

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Speaker 5: Shouldn't have to dodge animals while trying to make a living,

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Speaker 5: and people like her make our jobs unnecessarily difficult. If

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Speaker 5: you don't want to get chased by dogs and just

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Speaker 5: get a real job, bah, said the woman collecting disability

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Speaker 5: from a fraudulent claim.

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Speaker 2: Ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: Gotta love it.

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Speaker 2: Thankfully.

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Speaker 5: We parted ways after that and haven't spoken since, but

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Speaker 5: it's only been a day. We will see what happens next.

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Speaker 2: I love how we haven't spoken since, but it's only

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Speaker 2: been a day. Bake for a second. First you say, like, oh,

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Speaker 2: we haven't spoken since.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I give it more than maybe like twenty four.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but jack I want to know what are your

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Speaker 5: thoughts on this story?

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Speaker 3: First of all, Jackie.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like a nightmare piece of work.

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Speaker 6: Piece of work, and I see here the last line says,

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Speaker 6: not the most exciting story I have from her one

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Speaker 6: of your.

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Speaker 3: Authors stories about Jackie Wednesday nevermore.

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Speaker 6: Please give us updates on Jackie because we want to

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Speaker 6: know what other stories you have.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, it sounds like a absolute nightmare of scenario.

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Speaker 2: But you know what's not a nightmare scenario ever, is

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Speaker 2: smashing that subscribe button on okop on YouTube, Follow us

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Speaker 2: be a real one, support us on Patreon. Oh yes,

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Speaker 2: you got a new Discord server. You could talk to us,

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Speaker 5: Yes, join our Patreon and join the ranks of Casey Xenophorius,

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Speaker 5: and we'll see you next time later, yeah, or