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Speaker 1: from Busting with the Boys. You know something I read
Speaker 1: about grief actually that I want to share. Grief is
Speaker 1: really just love. It's all the love you want to give.
Speaker 2: But can't.
Speaker 1: All that love gathers up in the corners of your eyes,
Speaker 1: the lump in your throat, and that holl apart in
Speaker 1: your heart, and grief is just love with no place
Speaker 1: to go. That was something that was, you know, not
Speaker 1: you know, necessarily comforting, but you like to be able
Speaker 1: to wrap your brain about around any emotion you're feeling
Speaker 1: at the time.
Speaker 2: You know, again, I'm just somebody who cleans all that stuff.
Speaker 1: And the church service, everybody was all time. What's crazy
Speaker 1: is the amount of people that were there that I
Speaker 1: just had no clue who they were or had never
Speaker 1: met them, and you just kind of see that the
Speaker 1: impact that she had on everybody. You don't look at
Speaker 1: that photo and think, oh, Nebraska is a football factory.
Speaker 1: You think, what the hell is going on? Why this
Speaker 1: is why these boys are three and nine? We got
Speaker 1: that dude spread eagle or we're talking sack on the
Speaker 1: floor dude. And the photographer there's a photographer there that's
Speaker 1: taking a picture. I think I was talking about JP,
Speaker 1: and JP's like yeah, photographer had to say, hey man,
Speaker 1: this is fire, Like what are we doing? And when
Speaker 1: that happens, if a photographer needs say hey man, we
Speaker 1: we ain't doing that, or you need to go tell
Speaker 1: the coach like hey, we need to pull this scyllie.
Speaker 3: But my question is, how is this any different than
Speaker 3: your peaky blinders haircut?
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, are we.
Speaker 1: Talking about peaky bines. We're talking about gang stuff, bro,
Speaker 1: We're talking killing, We're talking mob stuff. We're talking selling
Speaker 1: liquor and alcohol and dealing with guns, not doing splits.
Speaker 2: And that ball came out number one.
Speaker 1: I was having to try and defeat this block from
Speaker 1: thirty one the entire way down the field, which is
Speaker 1: the most exhausting thing on punt team is fighting your
Speaker 1: block all the way downfield.
Speaker 2: Get off of him. See the ball come on the ground, bro,
Speaker 2: I am so wide eyed.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, let's go, dude, Like, if I get
Speaker 1: on this ball, cancel Christmas.
Speaker 2: Did you see your teammate? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, I did not you You barely see it.
Speaker 1: You're thinking, I'm probably gonna get the ball, watching the
Speaker 1: clip comes out of sight on me and just die
Speaker 1: right before I get on it. We're down there and
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to like protect him and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I'm also, hey, hey, let me get that. Hey, let
Speaker 2: me get the ball. I need this. The last four years,
Speaker 2: I've learned so much more about football out.
Speaker 4: There during the no Like in games when you go
Speaker 4: into a four minute, we have like our rules in
Speaker 4: our head.
Speaker 2: We're in the huddle talking about score. Yeah, that shit
Speaker 2: was annoying. Real quick about this next two minute coming up?
Speaker 2: What's the mindset with just much go score, Okay, go
Speaker 2: score that.
Speaker 5: That's the mindset.
Speaker 4: So my thought was, are we gonna do two minute
Speaker 4: like we were? Are we going back to regular ball?
Speaker 2: Let me finish? So I'll play a fucking ass on
Speaker 2: the on the thing. Got my ass, dude.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think that's a big reason why so
Speaker 4: many guys have been able to come in and know
Speaker 4: what to do and play fast because he fucking he
Speaker 4: breaks sh it down at a really good level for
Speaker 4: players to absorb that and know.
Speaker 1: It whenever you get on the other side of the
Speaker 1: album that you're making and then you see it for
Speaker 1: what it is, and then you realize you put way
Speaker 1: too much pressure on yourself during that time frame. And
Speaker 1: to me, that's how you that's how I kind of
Speaker 1: learned and look back, like, man, we took that shit
Speaker 1: way too seriously, and you can kind of like, all right,
Speaker 1: you forgive yourself and then move on and know how
Speaker 1: to approach it the next time.
Speaker 5: And that's kind of what I was alluding to.
Speaker 6: It's okay to put that type of pressure on yourself
Speaker 6: to get get what needs to be done done to
Speaker 6: then have the success or the failure. We've all gone
Speaker 6: through that and look back and say, man, I will
Speaker 6: put way too much pressure on myself. And then you
Speaker 6: grew to hear and now the next time you have
Speaker 6: a little bit of more of a unique perspective, and
Speaker 6: you're probably still gonna put.
Speaker 7: That age that you were talking about earlier.
Speaker 8: Okay, some things are meant for the skillets, some things
Speaker 8: are meant for the crock pot yep.
Speaker 2: Exactly what.
Speaker 1: Jonas and Jesus hey boy.
Speaker 6: In all three of our industries, whether it's it's music
Speaker 6: or athletics in the NFL, or me winning winning fights,
Speaker 6: losing fights, maybe get into contract, not getting a contract,
Speaker 6: the ups and downs, losing sponsors, keeping sponsors. It's just
Speaker 6: you got to understand too that the the journey is
Speaker 6: the goal sometimes too, like we always get focused on
Speaker 6: that one goal when really, what if it's just the
Speaker 6: journey to get there that is going to make you
Speaker 6: the man and the woman that you are.
Speaker 5: So you're galvanized on the.
Speaker 2: Other end of it.
Speaker 6: You know, you're the man that you become by getting
Speaker 6: cut signed, cut signed, like all these different things you do,
Speaker 6: all the different things that we've been through. You know,
Speaker 6: it's and it's just a part of the journey.
Speaker 8: It's kind of that thing where it's like the stories
Speaker 8: that you'll be able to tell your daughter about her
Speaker 8: grandmother will be what immortalizes her, you know, and the
Speaker 8: cool thing about what we do. And this is the
Speaker 8: blessing to me. And you have that our generation has
Speaker 8: that our parents' generation didn't have. We are immortalized through that.
Speaker 8: My daughter will watch these, she will show my daughter's
Speaker 8: daughter daughter will show these to her kid many moons
Speaker 8: after me and Bailey are even gone. It's like, hey,
Speaker 8: this was your great great great grandfather. This she'll be
Speaker 8: on YouTube forever. Dog, you know what I mean, somebody
Speaker 8: some because listen, I've got lost in a lot of
Speaker 8: stupid YouTube wormholes. I'd give anything for one of them
Speaker 8: to have been my great grandfather, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 8: and kind of see what kind of weird and philosophies
Speaker 8: he had, you know.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So it's like your mother and podcasts like this and
Speaker 8: stories like this will be mortalized for your daughter, and
Speaker 8: that is stuff will carry on forever.
Speaker 2: Dog, And this is it's important and it's a blessing.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 4: First off, there's got to be a rule with these revs.
Speaker 4: They got to be in better shape. Like this is
Speaker 4: not me like coming out res. This is literally me
Speaker 4: just saying, like in high intensity, why the game is evolving,
Speaker 4: the way the game is evolving, how fast everything's going.
Speaker 4: How guys do play more no huddle like a turbo
Speaker 4: type of thing where you're kind of just muddle hudling
Speaker 4: the whole time. And the ref has to touch the ball.
Speaker 4: Now that dude ripped it from all the way back.
Speaker 4: As soon as he saw a DAK running a QB draw,
Speaker 4: he should have started coming up the field also, and
Speaker 4: they probably would have got it off. But the center's
Speaker 4: also got to look to the line judge to make
Speaker 4: sure he knows where the line is to back it
Speaker 4: up and put it down.
Speaker 2: I love that, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: There should be a test. There should be like a
Speaker 1: test and.
Speaker 2: Another thing too, like every quarter of the year.
Speaker 1: There should be whether it's a comod there, just like
Speaker 1: a test and make sure that they're in shape and
Speaker 1: they can they can handle their job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because those guys have regular jobs jobs. Think they're
Speaker 4: good dudes. Like I know a lot of these refs
Speaker 4: third great dudes.
Speaker 1: The NFL can consistently gets like the the athlete evolves bigger, faster, stronger,
Speaker 1: like we need the same evolution with these referees.
Speaker 9: When game day happened, i think Foxy was with me
Speaker 9: and maybe Zito was with me, and we were sitting there.
Speaker 9: I'm like, I'm going off with that fucking pond tune
Speaker 9: for sure, and I think Cedo was like.
Speaker 2: Oh, like, you know a little bit of uh cause,
Speaker 2: a little bit of things.
Speaker 9: So I think somebody had heard, you know. She was like,
Speaker 9: do you want me to go? Ask if it's deep enough?
Speaker 9: And we're like, yes, that's something I would have never
Speaker 9: thought of. And while I'm walking to the boat, she's
Speaker 9: like asking the person as I'm getting close, and then
Speaker 9: he says, no, it's not deep enough. And then she says, no,
Speaker 9: it's not deep enough, like to me as I'm getting
Speaker 9: on the boat, and it was.
Speaker 7: Like, hmm, I think I gotta go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm gonna take the change. I think
Speaker 2: I still gotta go.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But the water was not see through. It was a river.
Speaker 2: I could have died.
Speaker 9: I could have impaled myself, but that would have been
Speaker 9: fucking like you going out on a football field. Could
Speaker 9: you imagine if I went out if I went out
Speaker 9: doing a belly floppings of brass on College, I'll be
Speaker 9: getting pretty good views.
Speaker 2: That'd get more than Adam cold.
Speaker 10: My I got my teeth chip when I was eleven
Speaker 10: years old. His name was Travis, and I went up
Speaker 10: and it was like a cool older white dude in
Speaker 10: my project. We was in the projects, yeah, and he
Speaker 10: was like, hey, you want to ride these roller blades
Speaker 10: and I was like, fuck, yeah, I want to ride
Speaker 10: roller blades.
Speaker 2: Hold he might have been a pedophile, Yeah, it sounds
Speaker 2: like it. Hey, kid, you want to write these rolls.
Speaker 10: So Travis gave a roll back rolled down the hill
Speaker 10: and I was doing good down the hill, but I
Speaker 10: know how to stopping all that, you know, And I
Speaker 10: hit a speed bump, went up in the air and
Speaker 10: the first thing came down was my mouth in it.
Speaker 10: I remember feeling like the warmth of my teeth hitting
Speaker 10: the ground. So Travis took his bullshit ass up the hill.
Speaker 10: I'm just sitting there on the big asses.
Speaker 2: I'm glad. I'm glad and fucked me.
Speaker 4: My ship talking because I don't like I've been told
Speaker 4: in the field, you're gonna people are gonna shoot me
Speaker 4: or this that and the other I'm gonna get murdered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shoot me a little weird like like murder. Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 4: Gonna say Maxtonville Jaguars.
Speaker 1: But talk about your legion of Boomiers, dude, I don't
Speaker 1: even know what specifically we can talk about how you
Speaker 1: guys should have handled the ball to.
Speaker 11: Marshall lynch Man, I was surrounded by some freaking superstars,
Speaker 11: and I didn't I didn't even realize like these my boys,
Speaker 11: like you know Cam, you know, these the homies, like
Speaker 11: we came in here together. But when you like look
Speaker 11: at it, like we were like the Beatles saying that,
Speaker 11: and it's like when we stepped on the field, it's
Speaker 11: like you could like low key see like guys like
Speaker 11: intimidated to play against this guys new Like yeah, don't.
Speaker 5: They don't stand a chance.
Speaker 11: And I was just surrounded by greatness, just surrounded by greatness,
Speaker 11: and we just kicked ass for a solid five years.
Speaker 2: It's like doing the other night.
Speaker 4: Oh so my daughter, my oldest daughter, Win Rebel. She's, uh,
Speaker 4: we're trying to potty train and win Rebel, dude, and
Speaker 4: she's like she goes to the bathroom, she can wipe she
Speaker 4: can do all the things she needs to do, but
Speaker 4: like at night time, she got to wear the pull up,
Speaker 4: and the pull up is where she has a tough time.
Speaker 4: And every morning we wake up, I'm like, hey, did
Speaker 4: you potty in your diaper? She says, yeah, little sisters
Speaker 4: like this, Yeah, but I'm a kid and that happens.
Speaker 2: Just like that says it exactly like that.
Speaker 4: And so I was talking to her the other night
Speaker 4: as me and her mom were trying to put her
Speaker 4: to sleep, and I go, I go, hey, like, do
Speaker 4: your best not to.
Speaker 2: Not to pee in your diaper?
Speaker 4: And she's like why, And then for whatever reason she
Speaker 4: brought up like Santa. I was like, no, you're not
Speaker 4: gonna be in the Nihilist if you don't if you
Speaker 4: can't pin your diaper, Like that's not that's.
Speaker 2: Not how we roll, you know, we're not.
Speaker 4: We don't rule with an iron fist type of mentality
Speaker 4: in the one household, like you're on the Natilist if
Speaker 4: you pissed your bed, Like who gives a ship?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 4: I still do it sometimes when I've had too many
Speaker 4: whistle pigs. So I call I call Will dude, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, hey.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? This, oh, you know, just a
Speaker 2: Whole Foods. And I'm like, all right, hey to myself, dude,
Speaker 2: go ahead.
Speaker 1: I was in the cheese section garant, and JP know
Speaker 1: how I am like getting those blocks of cheese.
Speaker 2: I'm like trying to find the rights because the householding
Speaker 2: part of this weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah that yeah, And I'm looking around at all the
Speaker 1: different cheeses. Taylor calls out here, you know the Halloween
Speaker 1: theme song come up? That's Taylor's ring tone answer. He's like, hey,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? I was like, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: at full yo. You know, I'm at Whole Foods just
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 2: He goes say, I'm gonna call you back in two minutes.
Speaker 1: I need you to be Santa Claus for when I
Speaker 1: was like, hang on what, he goes, I need you
Speaker 1: to be Santa.
Speaker 4: That's not what happened. You go, you go okay, and
Speaker 4: I go, hey, here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 4: This is where Will's brain turned off. I go, still looking,
Speaker 4: I'm gay.
Speaker 2: This is where Will's brain.
Speaker 4: Just completely turns off. He goes, I go, hey, can
Speaker 4: you be Santa? He goes uh huh and then goes
Speaker 4: done with the brain part. And this is now looking
Speaker 4: at his cheeses. And I said, hey, don't make this
Speaker 4: about naughty list or nice list, like, just encourage the trial.
Speaker 2: Get a little faster than that. Come on, you remember now, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean the tone of my voice. I can't remember
Speaker 2: what I said it like. You know, hey, let's not
Speaker 2: make this about the naughty and nice I.
Speaker 4: Said, don't make it about the naughty art Well, fus
Speaker 4: the way I talk, don't make it about the naughty
Speaker 4: your nice list, Like, just talk to her and give
Speaker 4: her words of encouragement so she doesn't pee in her
Speaker 4: diaper as she goes asleep.
Speaker 2: And yeah, this is looking for the cheeses.
Speaker 4: And he goes, yeah, huh, all right cool, yeah, so
Speaker 4: all right, hang up. Change it from will compon to
Speaker 4: my phone to Santa. I win, I'm about to call him.
Speaker 4: She goes, call who I'm calling Santa? So I I
Speaker 4: call Santa on my phone and Santa picks up. Santa
Speaker 4: also decides not to change one in flex of their
Speaker 4: voice at all.
Speaker 2: It's just the voice who wins around all of the time.
Speaker 1: He win with ups doune he hello, and we goes hello.
Speaker 2: You goes literally without fucking changes voice. He goes, do
Speaker 2: you know who this is?
Speaker 4: And When's like Santa, and she's like, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: And I look at Tailor.
Speaker 4: I kind of get I look at Tailor like I'm
Speaker 4: the fucking guy of the year, like I just I'm
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm giving her an eye, shoulders shruggle, like
Speaker 4: I fucking did this before Talor can even crack a
Speaker 4: smile or frown. Will goes, here, you're having trouble on
Speaker 4: the potty, which is not what we talked about. It
Speaker 4: is about in bed, and he goes. She He goes,
Speaker 4: I've been looking over you. Gotta relax, you gotta relax, dude.
Speaker 4: Literally the first fucking thing he says is heard you
Speaker 4: having trouble on the potty, no happiness in his voice,
Speaker 4: heard you having trouble on the party. Well, I've been
Speaker 4: looking over my list over here, and you you wouldn't
Speaker 4: want to be on the naughty list, would you? And
Speaker 4: I look at like, without saying it a loud.
Speaker 2: Goes, what the fuck is he doing? I moused that.
Speaker 4: I mean, I go we discussed this, and he goes.
Speaker 2: He goes like, hey, what the fuck is he doing?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 4: I think I got so much faith and Will. I
Speaker 4: know he's gonna write that he's gonna fix that issue,
Speaker 4: so you fucking I now, and I've shooshed my wife.
Speaker 4: I've shushed my wife to stop stop listening and stop
Speaker 4: judging Will and knowing that he's gonna bring this around
Speaker 4: full circle and be like yeah, and I have to
Speaker 4: listen to Will for the.
Speaker 2: Next four minutes.
Speaker 4: Tell when how if she doesn't get it together, basically,
Speaker 4: she's gonna be on the naughty list, like without changing
Speaker 4: his voice, he knows. He goes, uh, hey, when, and
Speaker 4: by this point, When's kind of like fucking done listening
Speaker 4: to stand as an asshole. Now she he goes, hey, hey,
Speaker 4: when real good? When he goes, yeah, promise, promise me
Speaker 4: You're not gonna be in the bed anymore, and it's
Speaker 4: quiet for anything, and goes promise me, promise me, promise me,
Speaker 4: would startled her.
Speaker 2: He was quiet for seven seconds, which is so long.
Speaker 4: Promised me not gonna be in the bed anymore, promised
Speaker 4: me before what the.
Speaker 2: Fuck, dude, prom yourself? Okay, okay, He.
Speaker 4: Fucking hangs up.
Speaker 2: She fressus the button like I'm done talking to Santa.
Speaker 4: Now you'll get in the red button and look at
Speaker 4: my wife ago, I'll let you fix that.
Speaker 2: Just even walk downstairs. Way from thinking I'm the best
Speaker 2: dad ever to who I might have fucked up my kid?
Speaker 4: That might have been a core moment. She's like, would
Speaker 4: you stop believing in Santa? At the minute he was
Speaker 4: being an asshole to me, that's the minute I focus.
Speaker 2: I believe again Santa.
Speaker 1: I said, all right, I'll see you next year at Christmas.
Speaker 1: We get on the phone, and in my head, I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: oh my god, dude, I'm sweating just body.
Speaker 2: That he fucking probably got the photos. You know what,
Speaker 2: I will take that shadder, Yeah, I will take that expensive.
Speaker 7: But over here, I.
Speaker 1: Did a couple of things over here and goes bro
Speaker 1: Bro that couldn't have gone. And I'm thinking he's gonna
Speaker 1: say any better. He goes any worse.
Speaker 2: And we just started laughing, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Like I didn't catch any of the words I said,
Speaker 1: not to mention the naughtier nice list, I said, shit, I.
Speaker 4: Missed that part. It was the only fucking part. It
Speaker 4: was the part bro here.
Speaker 2: An opportunity to be Santa. He was stoked. You want
Speaker 2: to know what's script? What's up?
Speaker 1: Because I because we were all in a group laughing.
Speaker 1: I'm sending voice messages. I'm just doing circles around whole food.
Speaker 1: It's like crying, laughing, not getting anything off the shelves.
Speaker 1: I'm just doing lap after lap, and I did feel
Speaker 1: really bad about it, And the whole way home, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking about how I'm I'm telling gonna tell Charles the
Speaker 1: story and I pretty much pretend to be Santa. If
Speaker 1: I got another opportunity at this thing, I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: how could I have done this? And I'm like doing
Speaker 1: it all on the way home. That's pretty good now,
Speaker 1: But do you think what's the first you would do?
Speaker 1: Maybe change the sound of your voice. Oh yeah, talk
Speaker 1: to me as Santa. Let me sell your lap.
Speaker 2: Hi, hang on a second.
Speaker 7: You gotta be your best. Say all right, this is
Speaker 7: for my daughter.
Speaker 2: Ho ho ho Hello, Win, Do you know who this is?
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, hang on ho ho hi Win. This
Speaker 2: is Santa Claus. We're on the phone. But I guess
Speaker 2: you're sitting on my lap. Oh yeah, that's the ball now, okay, Hi, Win.
Speaker 7: Fucking out of you.
Speaker 2: That's terrible, that's terrible.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, all that hurt, that sweaty boy, you know,
Speaker 12: but you know, give your dude, So Rudolph get off
Speaker 12: the couch.
Speaker 2: You know how Rudolph gets when he doesn't plays rendeer games.
Speaker 2: Just kind of talked to her. Yeah, I guess so, yeah,
Speaker 2: did you really? Yeah, that's so funny, dude, Oh so
Speaker 2: fucking funny.
Speaker 4: Gosh, Oh you did it. I mean I didn't really
Speaker 4: do it all. I did it poorly, but you got
Speaker 4: it done.
Speaker 1: I got it done at the drop of a head,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like I didn't have any
Speaker 1: time to prepare. You call me in the middle of
Speaker 1: like trying to decide something. You know how my brain is.
Speaker 1: I can't focus on one thing at a time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta open that mouth, dude. Ingest it all.
Speaker 4: As far as like a camaraderie guy, like a locker
Speaker 4: room guy, there's no one better I've ever met in
Speaker 4: my life who gets gets along with everybody, even if
Speaker 4: he doesn't know somebody or he knows he's met them before.
Speaker 4: He's like, what's up, dude, good to see you, and
Speaker 4: like dap them up and like you can just tell
Speaker 4: that person's like, yeah, well loves me. It's like, well
Speaker 4: doesn't well doesn't even know I know you at all.
Speaker 2: Oh what are you talking about? I'm commenting you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you got to like, I don't give a
Speaker 1: fuck about the person. No, you care about people. But
Speaker 1: it's like you when you come in with the energy,
Speaker 1: it's not like you're think that special.
Speaker 2: He's lying to you right now. He outside. I went
Speaker 2: to shake his hand, he goes, not get in here, buddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, I love will Compton. It all
Speaker 2: changed when his team change, before when he hugged me
Speaker 2: at the littlest fucking guys.
Speaker 13: White ships are one of those numbers right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, christ yeah, those things.
Speaker 14: Are thirty k They look great though, fifteen Jesus. I
Speaker 14: get over there and there's a driver. There's a driver
Speaker 14: for all the imports can't.
Speaker 15: Drive over there.
Speaker 2: Why can't you drive over there.
Speaker 14: Because like it's Russia, like they'll fucking take you, and
Speaker 14: it's just there's no chance an import can drive over there.
Speaker 14: Every team has a driver for the imports. And so
Speaker 14: this guy's driving. This guy's driving us to the second day,
Speaker 14: and all of a sudden, the cops are behind this.
Speaker 14: I'm like, oh fucked, and the cops we get pulled over.
Speaker 14: The guy pulls over Vadim. I'll never forget.
Speaker 2: I have a picture.
Speaker 14: I'm in the hawked up with Vadim. He's my boy.
Speaker 14: Haven't spoken to.
Speaker 15: Him since I left.
Speaker 2: So the cop walks up to the.
Speaker 14: Window and he puts down the window like this far
Speaker 14: and Verdiem just takes a bunch of cash, bunch of
Speaker 14: rubles and just hands it out the window and that
Speaker 14: like marbles cash and hands it to the cop and
Speaker 14: he says, bla la la it leaves.
Speaker 4: Get the fuck out of here, dude.
Speaker 2: Can you tell us about the Russian gas and the vitamins?
Speaker 14: The Russian gas is nuts. I played a game, so
Speaker 14: Russian gases I remember here in business before before.
Speaker 2: The game is retitation.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 14: So the guys that I was playing with, the Russian
Speaker 14: guys before the game, like after warm ups, I'm talking
Speaker 14: like ten minutes for a puck chop, they'd go in
Speaker 14: and all of them would be.
Speaker 2: On an IV and I'm like, what is going on?
Speaker 7: What is that?
Speaker 14: And the guys that you try, you try, you try,
Speaker 14: you try, you feel strong, you feel strong.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 14: And finally we played a game and the team was
Speaker 14: good and I was like, all right, fuck this like
Speaker 14: this is my probably my last year playing hockey. And
Speaker 14: I went in and after warms, I got this ivy
Speaker 14: and I got on the ice.
Speaker 16: I was like, oh my god, I am flying.
Speaker 14: I'm talking, I'm talking on my I'm gonna play in
Speaker 14: the NHL again.
Speaker 2: Like this.
Speaker 14: Over next day we'd practice and I was like, wait
Speaker 14: a minute, I suck again.
Speaker 2: What the hell was that?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 2: I asked me to come out with me, I said.
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, you're about to have a kid.
Speaker 4: Well, I didn't even have your number, and this is like,
Speaker 4: this is the first moment we've met.
Speaker 2: Right, we would have known you were sure we had
Speaker 2: all been together, and I didn't know you were there.
Speaker 4: We got out, went out and got pretty rowdy, and
Speaker 4: you know, as the game was in, I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: let's go out.
Speaker 5: Let's go June.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have a baby and you're not gonna be
Speaker 2: able to go out.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh that's tough.
Speaker 7: It's hard.
Speaker 13: Hard.
Speaker 2: What are you to say to that.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I had been days drinking all day long,
Speaker 1: and I knew what it was like. I knew when
Speaker 1: we went out, the fun the peak of the night
Speaker 1: was at Nissan Stadium for US. Yeah, we were so rowdy,
Speaker 1: we were yelling. I was already losing my voice. I
Speaker 1: knew if I went out, we were gonna be staying
Speaker 1: there and it was gonna be like two am.
Speaker 5: And it's like, you don't have to explain, brother, you
Speaker 5: don't have to bro.
Speaker 7: I went home. I wanted to go home.
Speaker 2: You're right, what an honor? Though, Hey, I'll tell you
Speaker 2: what we'll have what a fucking honor. And will touch
Speaker 2: on this for a second, but it's so different the
Speaker 2: way he is in the building and the way he
Speaker 2: is out of the building. Because when you when he
Speaker 2: first got to the.
Speaker 4: Titans, everybody always always got a lippering sucking on a babe.
Speaker 2: He walked by his car Mars console.
Speaker 4: Needs to be the yeah, yeah, this photo we took
Speaker 4: that on Saturday.
Speaker 2: I was like, very what's up. You're trying to sign
Speaker 2: me for a year ten? What are we trying to do?
Speaker 7: Dude?
Speaker 1: That's who kick slides in from him. Punt says, it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: drag hand, drag hand and so.
Speaker 2: But like in the building, he kills Will.
Speaker 4: When Will was on the team verbally assaults that poor man,
Speaker 4: and then outside the building there, I think Ribel is
Speaker 4: like Will's his favorite player's ever coached. So I come
Speaker 4: back on the beach and I look at my buddy, brown,
Speaker 4: brown my head, you gotta try this. Go walk to
Speaker 4: the bar like you're gonna go go get another do
Speaker 4: sekis and this grossing cup to you and grab you
Speaker 4: by the penis. So I'm talking him into it, and
Speaker 4: the same thing happens.
Speaker 5: Walks up.
Speaker 4: She comes out of the alley way and grabs him
Speaker 4: just the same way. But he's immediately like, no, I'm good,
Speaker 4: I'm all set. She reaches into his pocket, pulls out
Speaker 4: of all his money. He's like, what the fuck give
Speaker 4: me my fucking money, starts yelling at the girl, and
Speaker 4: she darts back into her little alley way that goes
Speaker 4: out to the main street. Chases after this broad and
Speaker 4: I drink it. I chase after the guy.
Speaker 5: I get to the.
Speaker 4: Alleyway and it's like, literally like a high school fight
Speaker 4: scene is about to go down, Like these two were
Speaker 4: like kind of squaring off with each other, this girl
Speaker 4: and my buddy, and he's like in her face about
Speaker 4: the eighty dollars. Some dude named beato. He's about five
Speaker 4: to two tall, about five four round. He's like, hey,
Speaker 4: what are you guys doing here? And he's like, this
Speaker 4: bitch stole my money. And he looks at her and
Speaker 4: he goes bitch, and he goes, yeah, this girl stole
Speaker 4: my money. And it was buddy, that's not a girl,
Speaker 4: that's a guy.
Speaker 2: And he pulls up the sird.
Speaker 4: On this jack a lanyard woman and she's got a
Speaker 4: bulge bigger than mine.
Speaker 2: It's not a smile.
Speaker 16: Really.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 4: When I first met him, my old whenever we would
Speaker 4: say a picture, you do like this, Yeah we're talking
Speaker 4: about photos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't laugh my ass off.
Speaker 7: Oh what.
Speaker 2: Happened on every goddamn show?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah they're fake? Oh yeah, look at that, Oh
Speaker 4: look at those things. It totally changed him. It changed
Speaker 4: him as a person.
Speaker 2: It changed he always dying to do it. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was always something I kind of wanted to do.
Speaker 1: And then when I came to Tennessee and I was
Speaker 1: in like a a new place, on a new team,
Speaker 1: you know, a new team knew me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I.
Speaker 1: Ended up getting them, and everybody would try and like
Speaker 1: do the whole like, hey, it's your stitch man, like,
Speaker 1: it's part of your personality.
Speaker 2: You can't change that, and.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares y and Z. But now it's a little different.
Speaker 1: Now you look back at it and you're like, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: his mouth was.
Speaker 17: Fucked up, like he has his little friend had his
Speaker 17: fifth birthday party, and it's like, dude, for my fifth
Speaker 17: birthday party, I got a fucking cupcake my.
Speaker 5: Dad, let me watch your cartoon. Yeah this party, dude,
Speaker 5: it's not real.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 17: They had a fucking chocolate fountain that was made out
Speaker 17: of the kid. You know what I'm saying, Like this,
Speaker 17: David was doing magic, David's doing Medlion and David blains.
Speaker 2: But how defeated was David Blaine like making it buddies
Speaker 2: that hats? Like what the intentional?
Speaker 5: I was like, I went up to all the what's
Speaker 5: up dude?
Speaker 17: You know, like because the kids are playing with their
Speaker 17: fucking legos, they don't give a funk about that.
Speaker 2: I don't know that they're in the greatness.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well yeah it's magic, but yeah, yeah, but still
Speaker 4: it's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, people who pay hey, that was a
Speaker 2: tough deal. You're right, Hey, that was a man.
Speaker 5: That's a ma.
Speaker 2: People who pay you a top dollar for birthday parties.
Speaker 2: It's pretty uh oh sh yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: They were like that, Yeah, Cupcake, that's.
Speaker 17: I'm not trying to one up you guys. I want
Speaker 17: to say it's my idea, it's your guys' business model.
Speaker 17: But eight years ago I did fly to o'house State
Speaker 17: during their Bring training camp and have Urban meyra on.
Speaker 5: So I was really close to Erban Meyer.
Speaker 12: You know, it's a tough play though, looking it didn't
Speaker 12: go well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Urban Myers, I mean, looks happened to him. That's
Speaker 2: a tough one.
Speaker 5: Realized.
Speaker 4: I was with cancel culture today.
Speaker 17: The guy can't have a few drinks and grabbing you guys.
Speaker 2: Are running anyway, say I'm gonna wint up you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're taking that to bring up Burbon Mayer. We
Speaker 1: got to pull you back down and pull you back
Speaker 1: down now.
Speaker 17: Didn't go great because I was making fun of for
Speaker 17: being a white cornerback in the sixties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he was not taking the jokes well. And
Speaker 2: the sixth one very rough.
Speaker 5: In the sixties.
Speaker 2: It was kind of like a only white guy party, right.
Speaker 5: I told him, I was said, you know, you wouldn't
Speaker 5: play it was today.
Speaker 13: No it wasn't.
Speaker 2: He wasn't like laughing with you or nothing. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: he didn't. He was like, sure, uh, and then we'll
Speaker 2: just get past them. It's gotta be a tough interview.
Speaker 2: He's got for me. What it seems like monster ego.
Speaker 18: Back in the day, it was elastic sports. They used
Speaker 18: to get the top guys come down and film their games.
Speaker 18: And if you made scholastic sports like you were, you know,
Speaker 18: big big stuff. They called my coach the day of
Speaker 18: the game and say they weren't gonna make broke my heart. Yeah,
Speaker 18: but I decided to go out and drink as many
Speaker 18: forties as I can for the game. And then I'm
Speaker 18: in Florida. So we didn't have forty ounce. We have
Speaker 18: just thirty two out courts, this is what they called them.
Speaker 18: So I had to drink three of them in order
Speaker 18: to be two forties. Coach said, hey, no, they canceled,
Speaker 18: something happened with their travel arrangements. They're not gonna come.
Speaker 18: I was like, all right, fuck it, I'll see you
Speaker 18: guys when it's time to check in. I made it
Speaker 18: to the campus after three forties, got dressed, lined it up.
Speaker 18: I had three hundred and fifty yards on like fifteen carries,
Speaker 18: five touchdowns. Oh my god, it's central. I'll never forget
Speaker 18: the school man. They were pretty dope, you know. They
Speaker 18: were like five a word three A best game ever.
Speaker 18: I started to drinking some more fucking forties the next
Speaker 18: No doubts.
Speaker 1: So I heard you correct me if I'm wrong. But
Speaker 1: I heard that Georgia left the duffle bag of thirty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: I heard it was fifty fifty thousand. I heard it
Speaker 2: was either way.
Speaker 1: You can correct us, but they left you a duffle
Speaker 1: bag to sign with them over Florida.
Speaker 2: You ended up choosing Florida and kept the double bag.
Speaker 16: It wasn't a Duffel bag, but it was.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 18: It was a gang cash man. And uh, hey, thirty
Speaker 18: or fifty it was up there, it was. It was
Speaker 18: it was zero closer, it was closer to fifty.
Speaker 19: Uh.
Speaker 16: And those are the days, man, It was the days.
Speaker 18: I would just go over to this guy's place and say, hey,
Speaker 18: I'm I'm in West Palm.
Speaker 16: I'm visiting my mom. I'll come by my place.
Speaker 18: Two thousand and fifteen, three grand every time I went over,
Speaker 18: and I went over three fourth.
Speaker 4: Parting with Snoop dog would be all time. You would
Speaker 4: be so high, Yeah, regardless of whether you wanted to
Speaker 4: or not. Right, Yeah, second hand, just second hand, just
Speaker 4: a stone out of your mind. You think it'd be
Speaker 4: harder to smoke with Snoop DOGG or Willie Nelson? Willie Nelson,
Speaker 4: you think it'd be harder, Well, elaborate, why do you think?
Speaker 20: I think there was a story that came out of
Speaker 20: Willian Nelson's smoking. It was like Snoop and whizz Alifa
Speaker 20: under the bus.
Speaker 5: No ship, Yeah, under the bus. There you go.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think Toby Keith wrote a song about He'll never
Speaker 4: smoke We with Willy Nelson again.
Speaker 20: Yeah, he was like that. I don't know, it's what
Speaker 20: I heard. I think I heard that rip. Maybe it
Speaker 20: was maybe it was flipped, but I'm pretty sure it
Speaker 20: was Willie Nelson.
Speaker 4: And you had the unanimous thaying saying you got you
Speaker 4: were seeing ghosts out there, right, ghosts.
Speaker 2: Ghost Hey that's a tough meme.
Speaker 20: Yeah it is. No, it's a it's a tough thing
Speaker 20: to handle, you know, to this day.
Speaker 4: So when all that, when all that stuff cycling, what
Speaker 4: do you what are you thinking about that?
Speaker 20: It's It's interesting because like in our room, in a
Speaker 20: quarterback room, we would see guys kind of like in
Speaker 20: the pocket. You know, you have some quarterbacks flinch a
Speaker 20: little bit. We would say, all, they're seeing ghosts out there,
Speaker 20: and so like said that to my coach at the time,
Speaker 20: you know, when we were down forty to nothing, yecause
Speaker 20: I was just pissed and didn't know what to say,
Speaker 20: to be honest, and it happened and they they got
Speaker 20: it on live TV.
Speaker 4: So you think that were you miked up? Oh you
Speaker 4: fucked up? Yeah, that's on you. I was hoping it'd
Speaker 4: be like a coach or something like that, but you
Speaker 4: you sold yourself out.
Speaker 20: No, it's for sure on me. I'll take that one
Speaker 20: of the grave. I'll take that one to the grave,
Speaker 20: no doubt.
Speaker 2: But hey, listen, everyone has bad games.
Speaker 20: That was the worst game by far that I've ever
Speaker 20: played in my life, and I own up to it.
Speaker 4: Ran ranked the best shit talkers. I think the first
Speaker 4: thing that comes off without my head is Jalen Ramsey. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: Jalen is that he just the thing that makes an
Speaker 4: art of shit talking is a lot of guys talk
Speaker 4: shit in the first quarter it's when the second, third,
Speaker 4: and fourth quarter. If you're still talking in the fourth quarter,
Speaker 4: won your conditioning is phenomenal, Like you can run and
Speaker 4: go all day. I think Jalen would probably be number one.
Speaker 4: A sleeper to me is Trey Hendrickson, the d n
Speaker 4: from the Bengals. Yeah, white boy. I played him when
Speaker 4: he was at the Saints, and he got it like
Speaker 4: a sack and a half on me. Had a tough
Speaker 4: game in the beginning of the game we're playing in
Speaker 4: the playoffs, and he got in his face a little
Speaker 4: bit and he's.
Speaker 2: Like, remember what happened last time? You remember what happened
Speaker 2: last time. I'm like, damn, this dude keeps receipts now.
Speaker 21: When I think about Mike Stud, like, I literally grimace.
Speaker 2: I grimace because the legend of Mike Stud's pretty big.
Speaker 21: Like it worked, you know what I mean, And I'm thankful.
Speaker 21: I don't regret it at all, because I actually don't
Speaker 21: know if it would have stuck if it didn't have
Speaker 21: Like a it's just obnoxious, Like you know what I mean,
Speaker 21: when you look like I do, like my white kid
Speaker 21: bit baseball player, but I don't look like most artists
Speaker 21: in a sense, where it's just kind of feel coming
Speaker 21: from Duke just like so easy to dislike, you know,
Speaker 21: and I totally get why a lot of people kind.
Speaker 5: Of felt like fuck this guy y.
Speaker 21: From Duke, Like you're already in fucking bitches and drinking bud.
Speaker 5: Lights like this guy.
Speaker 21: You know understand, I understand, but like I look back
Speaker 21: at it, I'm just like, man, that was exactly who
Speaker 21: I was, you know, like, just like this is who
Speaker 21: I am now, And that's why I couldn't be Mike
Speaker 21: Study anymore, because it wasn't real anymore, you know, Like
Speaker 21: it's the same notion to be honest, Like if you said, hey,
Speaker 21: like you're gonna have a real music career, I wouldn't.
Speaker 5: Have picked Mike Stud.
Speaker 21: If I'm an independent artist, I have to hop in
Speaker 21: bed and do business with the record label to put
Speaker 21: those songs out.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 5: I'm willing to, you know, I'm willing to.
Speaker 21: But these record labels have huge rosters with huge schedules,
Speaker 21: and posts their biggest cash cow. They're working on his album.
Speaker 21: What's good is I have the only reason this even
Speaker 21: happened is because we're buddies. So Post has a strong
Speaker 21: enough voice to say fuck it. We're doing this so
Speaker 21: that that's what I'm that's really what I'm going to
Speaker 21: need for it to see the light of day. And
Speaker 21: if it doesn't come out, you guys know Post didn't
Speaker 21: do that, So go, you know it's Post.
Speaker 2: We'll have him out. I'll call him right after this.
Speaker 21: But no, man, he's like the best guy ever. He
Speaker 21: was a neighbor of mine in Los Angeles. I mean,
Speaker 21: we spent so much fucking time together and it was
Speaker 21: just had a had a great experience and then we
Speaker 21: made some a lot of great songs together. You know,
Speaker 21: a handful of great songs together. So to answer your question,
Speaker 21: it's kind of up in the it's up in the air.
Speaker 5: It's all on Post. Yeah, it's all on Post.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 16: You've been in three fights.
Speaker 2: Me and Taylor.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, why you.
Speaker 7: Wait? Meet you three and oh one.
Speaker 4: I gave him spans one day for his birthday. That
Speaker 4: was when we first got on the bus. When I
Speaker 4: put you over that couch, I put you over that couch. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I was real bad. Give thirty full Spanktan. We wrestled
Speaker 4: one time. Yeah, I slept on you.
Speaker 2: You tossed my ass. There's no question about it. What
Speaker 2: fucking tossed me. He's from Bonce here, Missourian.
Speaker 7: That's all they do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what happened after that? Right after you tossed me,
Speaker 2: you got really mad. He got real serious. I tossed him,
Speaker 2: and I'm kind of.
Speaker 1: Laughing because I got his ass, and his wife in
Speaker 1: the background goes, oh, Ship, no, he.
Speaker 2: Like on the ground. He starts trying to like choke me,
Speaker 2: and Ship like, hey, fucking.
Speaker 7: Man, yeah he was.
Speaker 2: That's one way to fucking say the way I went.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna argue. I think this is what the
Speaker 2: show to do. But the second time was in Miami
Speaker 2: with Boss. Was there? Boss? You saw what happened? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we got a video, Buddy, I don't know if you
Speaker 2: want to go to this what happened? So they asked
Speaker 2: you to go. They asked you to go on stage.
Speaker 4: This is the main stage that sn like the real
Speaker 4: life Modelogue party.
Speaker 22: Holy that was bad as that was scary. I bet
Speaker 22: it was empty. The room's empty. So you go up
Speaker 22: there by yourself and how many people are like eight
Speaker 22: eight people at a table watching.
Speaker 2: And correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 4: But I've been told that when you go out there,
Speaker 4: it's like a known thing that they're not gonna laugh
Speaker 4: at anything you say.
Speaker 5: That's what I was told.
Speaker 22: And then the first joke they laughed and I was like,
Speaker 22: oh shit, this is great.
Speaker 2: I'm killing it right now.
Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 22: I got done, and that like within a couple of days,
Speaker 22: they're like, we're hiring you. And then a couple days
Speaker 22: later they're like, we want you to not be a writer.
Speaker 22: We want you on the cast this year, which started
Speaker 22: in like two weeks.
Speaker 5: Oh no, shit, It's like, Yo, this is crazy.
Speaker 22: It was like the first time I was able to
Speaker 22: like call my parents and be like, shit's do you
Speaker 22: know what this is?
Speaker 5: Like Normally it's like, oh, I'm going on the road.
Speaker 15: They're like, who cares?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 22: Finally I was like snl. The American parents would yeah, yeah,
Speaker 22: like you're a loser.
Speaker 2: But that shit really pissed me off.
Speaker 1: And then I'm driving and I go to take a
Speaker 1: left to come to the bus and a motherfucker, bro,
Speaker 1: I don't understand how people don't get get out in
Speaker 1: the middle a little bit to turn left when the
Speaker 1: light's couldna turned red.
Speaker 2: That is the most annoying shit they say behind the
Speaker 2: line and then it turns red and they don't even
Speaker 2: go it's.
Speaker 1: Yellow and fucking they could have went bro and they
Speaker 1: just sit there.
Speaker 2: I was so fucking mad. I gave a hunk.
Speaker 1: And then you know how you do one of the
Speaker 1: things where you're not gonna do nothing, but you're staring,
Speaker 1: and then when you drive next to him, you drive by,
Speaker 1: you kind of do one.
Speaker 2: Of those fucking like yeah, I'll look, I'll stare you.
Speaker 1: Down, motherfucker. Yeah, bitch, and then turn left into the bus.
Speaker 16: Holy shit, dude, you're unhinged hinge.
Speaker 1: And then oh, oh no, he got the unloading truck. Dude,
Speaker 1: our parking lot is like, if you have an unloading truck,
Speaker 1: fucking bring it in our parking lot and just use
Speaker 1: up all of our fucking spaces because.
Speaker 5: Never see them as mad you don't like this.
Speaker 2: I couldn't even park in our parking lot.
Speaker 16: Do you have a get a gun?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 23: And then that first night, that night I had sex,
Speaker 23: I fucked it up so bad that it changed me
Speaker 23: for the rest of my life. Get to seventeen years
Speaker 23: old and I'm like, I am chomping at the bitch.
Speaker 23: You get a girlfriend. I knew shit had sex before
Speaker 23: so I'm like, cool, right. So we get a Caseinnati
Speaker 23: light pet cemetery and two condoms. We watched the pet
Speaker 23: cemetery and then my check's like, hey, I want to
Speaker 23: go into the bedroom and I'm like, it's happening. Drop
Speaker 23: my pants, the knees. I under the condom and I've
Speaker 23: never seen a condom before, and I'm like okay. So
Speaker 23: I unrolled it all the way and I'm like, that's
Speaker 23: a lot bigger than I thought. Need roll it back
Speaker 23: four inches. I'm like, there we go. That'll suit it.
Speaker 2: I go to slide it over and as I push
Speaker 2: it down, it inflates.
Speaker 5: I no joke.
Speaker 23: I'm trying to squeeze the air out of it and
Speaker 23: it's going m So.
Speaker 7: I go back out to Hartley. I'm like, I need
Speaker 7: that other condom.
Speaker 23: I go back in. I put the condom on. I
Speaker 23: remember putting it on felt good. I get on top
Speaker 23: of her, I'm in pull out.
Speaker 2: And it's over. I come done.
Speaker 23: I'm done, and she looks at me and goes, are
Speaker 23: you gonna put it in? I look down my diss
Speaker 23: between her but cheek in the bed. I didn't even
Speaker 23: fuck her. Lost my virginity to a mattress.
Speaker 2: But it goes the.
Speaker 4: Opposite way too. I was at Zanny's last night and
Speaker 4: this little dude I was there. We're at a tank
Speaker 4: opposite Gay for Democracy, and I was like, Yeah, that
Speaker 4: shirt's hilarious.
Speaker 2: It works perfect because.
Speaker 4: I'm gay and he fucking he was like shream people
Speaker 4: in and out. And I see his little tiny hand
Speaker 4: kind of come out the door and like wave me over.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the land. I'm like, damn, I bet
Speaker 2: looks so big in that little hand.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: Massive massive in those the lands.
Speaker 4: But it kind of goes with everyone, and everyone's bodies
Speaker 4: are just totally different.
Speaker 7: Yeah. Do you remember do you remember.
Speaker 23: The first time you found out boys not all boys
Speaker 23: had the same size dicks? Remember the best I cannot
Speaker 23: came out wrong.
Speaker 13: Do you remember the first time.
Speaker 23: You went into a locker room everyone was naked and
Speaker 23: you were like and you were like, well, hang on,
Speaker 23: we don't have the same size dicks. And you were like,
Speaker 23: I remember one dude had a hog and I knew
Speaker 23: him and he was my size and my age changed
Speaker 23: your life just was like, oh, I'm not taking my
Speaker 23: pants off in here. How often in anyone's day thinking
Speaker 23: right now, no, sports can't talk about sports right now.
Speaker 23: How often do you go sit in your couch go
Speaker 23: fuck yeah.
Speaker 2: Never never never, they never.
Speaker 23: You get your even when your wife tells you you're pregnant,
Speaker 23: it's not that energy of when gave Davis course a touchdown,
Speaker 23: like it's just like, oh quote it's ribbing a baby.
Speaker 23: But how often do you get to go fuck God,
Speaker 23: damn it, go go go like that energy? You get
Speaker 23: that when you're a fucking fan, when you're a fucking
Speaker 23: fan and.
Speaker 4: He's telling me will he's selling me, dude.
Speaker 1: My favorite side, just period in life is baked beans.
Speaker 1: It is my favorite side of all time. Oh really, yes, dude,
Speaker 1: good baked beans. You can't beat them. Okay, I'm talking.
Speaker 1: You lay out a nice cooking what is it like
Speaker 1: cook wear glass? What is that called a dish?
Speaker 2: A cooking dish.
Speaker 1: You throw in a couple of cans of big beans,
Speaker 1: lay over top, bacon strips. You cut rings of peppers,
Speaker 1: place them over top, Slice a couple of onions, place
Speaker 1: them over top, brown sugar, ketchup, oh more bacon, and
Speaker 1: you set that thing in for a good two to
Speaker 1: three hours and bro, those are the greatest baked beans
Speaker 1: that you can have. But anyway, your mother's.
Speaker 4: Day, Yeah, Mother's Day was dope, dude. Welcome in the morning. Pancakes,
Speaker 4: pancakes for the squad. Here's the deal. Your boy doesn't
Speaker 4: know how to make pancakes. So Tailor got up and
Speaker 4: made pancakes for the squad. It was kind of city dude,
Speaker 4: because I might head him like breakfast in bed and
Speaker 4: like her first Mother's Day, I made her eggs, bended
Speaker 4: eggs with some like that little sauce to hollandaise sauce,
Speaker 4: like made it scratch, went to the store the day before,
Speaker 4: like made a whole entire plan. And I realized, like
Speaker 4: I'm a terrible cook, Like she's just doing this because
Speaker 4: she loves me. And so I got the pancake and
Speaker 4: I talked to Jason. I'm like, Jason, make me some
Speaker 4: bash me up some shit so I can just pour
Speaker 4: it in legit bye. By the way, once I saw
Speaker 4: Tailor making the pancakes, that's just easiest fuck to make.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm not a light and holding in front
Speaker 4: of me is going to turn left now, I think
Speaker 4: to myself. When I get out there, bro, I think
Speaker 4: to myself, Oh, his front tires, his or her front
Speaker 4: tires are ahead of like the median area right where
Speaker 4: they have now access to go once the light is yellow,
Speaker 4: like they've already determined they live. They've they've made their
Speaker 4: They said, I'm moving, I'm going left for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what do I do. I sit there and
Speaker 2: I smile like people are fucking learning.
Speaker 4: People are watching like maybe I'll get to go with yes,
Speaker 4: but god damn it, will that light turns yellow and
Speaker 4: I start creeping forward a little bit and they don't
Speaker 4: fucking move. Now I see them in the in the
Speaker 4: back of their mirror, and they're kind of like they
Speaker 4: realized they made a mistake, and they I see their heads.
Speaker 2: I swear to God, I see their heads turn back
Speaker 2: at me. You know what I did? Will I fucking
Speaker 2: moved forward? And I shake my hand like this.
Speaker 4: Nope, these people are turning left and they have to
Speaker 4: turn left, bubbling right and around this car. That's how
Speaker 4: much in the media this car was and that person
Speaker 4: sat there and looked like a fucking idiot good for
Speaker 4: ninety seconds, which is a really long time.
Speaker 24: Yeah, I don't train it a ton, but and it
Speaker 24: was more of a distance. It was more of a
Speaker 24: distance finder. But I feel like I remember the kick
Speaker 24: though a lot of times you don't remember the knockouts.
Speaker 2: You don't remember you.
Speaker 24: Just like I got to see it on replay, but
Speaker 24: I remember standing in front of I remember him circling
Speaker 24: this way, and I was like, let's see what happens,
Speaker 24: and I just and there is no let's see what happens.
Speaker 5: Gingerly with me.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, let's see what as hard as I could,
Speaker 2: and uh, yeah, I did it. Just landed there and
Speaker 2: put them on the ground. I thought you killed them.
Speaker 2: And when he when that first round, when you caught
Speaker 2: you the stumber like no.
Speaker 18: No, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: You know hey, it was legit like a like straight
Speaker 4: up fans like yelling at the TV screen, yeah with
Speaker 4: the baby, don't.
Speaker 2: Wait the baby.
Speaker 4: But you know, we're watching a boy fight, yeah, watching
Speaker 4: the boy fight, And it was legitimately like we were
Speaker 4: in there with you.
Speaker 7: Yea.
Speaker 2: When NF turned on, Oh.
Speaker 4: Ain't that something that I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: But but just like what you're talking about there too.
Speaker 24: You can get that, like you said, you can get
Speaker 24: that with both me fighting for the title. The boys
Speaker 24: of course, like my closest dudes, but also the people
Speaker 24: who are just are fans of me. They're gonna feel
Speaker 24: that in a title fight, and they're definitely gonna feel
Speaker 24: it in a counterfight.
Speaker 5: So it's it's.
Speaker 1: Almost you're very polished, you're very good. I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: you back in the box. Visual personal Mike Chandler, which
Speaker 1: of those fights would you rather have? I want the title,
Speaker 1: So you if you got to your pick your next
Speaker 1: fight to be the title fight.
Speaker 2: I want Connor.
Speaker 4: I don't know, because it used to be like, hey,
Speaker 4: you got a little speck in there, yourass is gone.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Will, that was rude and not being I'm okay.
Speaker 2: Now I'm starting to get my bag.
Speaker 15: I've heard you make comments about your piece before.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's not the best. I mean, here's the deal.
Speaker 2: My like my penis. All jokes aside my penis six
Speaker 2: minutes and thirty eight seconds that we're talking about Tyler's day.
Speaker 4: I like to think we're right on par with our podcast.
Speaker 4: This is the trajector usually goes up. My penis is
Speaker 4: not big by any means.
Speaker 6: Is it.
Speaker 2: I don't look at it. I go, yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: I don't fucking yeah.
Speaker 4: But I will say that it's super approachable, it's very handsome.
Speaker 1: So we were in COVID, so we're at home every
Speaker 1: day all day long, upland night playing risk.
Speaker 2: So boy, we would laugh about it and take.
Speaker 1: Sometimes like I take an edible and then I'm setting
Speaker 1: a photo when I'm in the yes night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm taking a few edible.
Speaker 25: I might hire a guy to be with me when
Speaker 25: I'm so whenever the new CBA or the nanogram levels
Speaker 25: went up, I remember ordering on Amazon just all a
Speaker 25: lot of drug tests so I could figure.
Speaker 1: Out how many, how many days in a row I
Speaker 1: could go without it being in my.
Speaker 2: System, and then how long I took it for to
Speaker 2: exit my system.
Speaker 1: So that way I know, like when I'm like earlier,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'd pass the test because in my head,
Speaker 1: like I did the science.
Speaker 2: During COVID, we were when we were trapped. Man was hey,
Speaker 2: he was playing chess. Sounds like Lebron talking about his
Speaker 2: game winning shot. I've already taken this shot, like I've
Speaker 2: done this. We get another buck, I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is just my drug test. He said, are you still
Speaker 2: doing that experiment?
Speaker 1: And I'm like yes, you would ask your fans to
Speaker 1: pre cancel you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would love to hear about that.
Speaker 26: So I don't know if you guys, I assume you
Speaker 26: know enough about my music.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 26: Mike, we put out an album with these song titles
Speaker 26: and these lyrics, I'm gonna get canceled. Let's just give
Speaker 26: them a fucking shot. Let's let's beat them to the punch.
Speaker 26: Cancel Wheeler dot com. We'll give you the album for free,
Speaker 26: burner on social media. Let's get out in front of it.
Speaker 26: Because these people don't give a fuck what's actually on
Speaker 26: the record, you know, So let's just give them a
Speaker 26: chance to cancel me.
Speaker 2: Without hearing it.
Speaker 26: You can pre order an album one to people to
Speaker 26: pre cancel me, like, canceled me before they even hear it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, to prove my point that.
Speaker 2: They don't give a fuck about them. How did it?
Speaker 5: Do we killed it?
Speaker 2: I love that, you know?
Speaker 26: I got pre canceled, canceled before I open my fucking mouth.
Speaker 26: What's it like going in the checking all the fucking
Speaker 26: NFL schlongs they got in there?
Speaker 7: Bro?
Speaker 2: What I'm saying, like, is it some mean real deal?
Speaker 2: Do Walt power.
Speaker 26: Tools going on America and like piece of ship, do
Speaker 26: you try to cover it up?
Speaker 2: No, stand next to the lines.
Speaker 4: The lineman they got, yeah, they got the gut more
Speaker 4: body fat, you have the more than dick goes. I
Speaker 4: think it's like every ten pounds overweight you were, you
Speaker 4: lose half an inch. I think that's a real fact.
Speaker 4: We might have to google that. Do you shower with
Speaker 4: your team after performances?
Speaker 5: Yeah? We should.
Speaker 26: The band all showers and compares dicks, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 26: no we don't.
Speaker 2: Who have you seen that? You've you've been impressed with
Speaker 2: you Now you're putting me on this my head.
Speaker 26: That's why so far I dig this podcast because I
Speaker 26: can't remember the last interview where they're like, tell me
Speaker 26: the most impressive dick you've seen?
Speaker 2: You know, they didn't ask me that. Don't see them art.
Speaker 4: Speaking of seasons, dude, it's summer, boys, and I don't
Speaker 4: want to think anyone sho shout out up for shore
Speaker 4: the week, but I feel like we always need to maybe.
Speaker 2: Have a moment of silence for summer. I felt nice, dude,
Speaker 2: It's nice, dude.
Speaker 7: Nice.
Speaker 2: Oh I can't wait, dude.
Speaker 4: See, here's the difference between men and women when it
Speaker 4: comes to summertime. When summertime hits, men, think of one thing,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get a fire tane dud. Previews are low
Speaker 4: key underrated in the movie. I think I don't underrated
Speaker 4: at all. I think I needed that one. If you
Speaker 4: miss previews, he's kind of like, it ruins your movie. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 4: because you want to know, because you always want to
Speaker 4: have that side twenty second furious.
Speaker 7: I see that.
Speaker 5: I like that.
Speaker 1: You know, look, you want to forget what you're going
Speaker 1: what you're going there to watch? Yes, bro, you know
Speaker 1: what we need to do for real top golfers.
Speaker 4: It's not very expensive at all to rent out a theater,
Speaker 4: and when they could be like the six of us,
Speaker 4: you're learning there, Hey, Halloween ends comes out.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. It piss you off when.
Speaker 1: You're like on your way to the movie and you're
Speaker 1: like late and and somebody's like, Yo, we're gonna make
Speaker 1: it by the movie. What are you stressing about? It's like, Yo, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking rolling with this motherfucker. Dude.
Speaker 2: No, if you don't fuck with the previous, it's like, Yo,
Speaker 2: you're not really a moviegoer.
Speaker 1: You were one of the most hated players in college
Speaker 1: basketball like history, like obviously Duke as well, but like
Speaker 1: it just in college basketball in general. There were times
Speaker 1: where you talked about quitting. Is it true that you've
Speaker 1: changed your number at times? Like your cell phone number?
Speaker 27: Oh my god, so yeah, I mean my my sophomore year,
Speaker 27: I've probably changed it ten or fifteen times. There were
Speaker 27: so many nights that year where I don't know who
Speaker 27: was the culprit who from It was somebody from Duke
Speaker 27: that had a friend at another school that would pass
Speaker 27: along my number, and you know, it was U and
Speaker 27: C fans mostly and Maryland fans mostly, and back then
Speaker 27: I had the Nokia, you know, and so like, I
Speaker 27: don't know if you could do this maybe in like
Speaker 27: the upgraded model my junior and senior year, but early on,
Speaker 27: like you couldn't, like the sake, get an alarm and
Speaker 27: simultaneously have it on silent, So I would just get
Speaker 27: calls all night long, like thirty forty calls, you know,
Speaker 27: as soon as like the number shows up at a
Speaker 27: Maryland party or at a Maryland bar, like my shit's
Speaker 27: blown up, over and over and over again. I would
Speaker 27: wake up at like two pm in the afternoon, I'd
Speaker 27: start chugging beers. I'd have a burrito party through the night,
Speaker 27: wake up at two pm. I'd do that for two
Speaker 27: straight weeks. No one knew where I was. I told
Speaker 27: my parents I was in summer school. I told Duke
Speaker 27: I was back home finishing my incomplete. One day, I
Speaker 27: get a fucking rap rap rap at noon the door
Speaker 27: of the apartment and it's Coach Collins and Coach Wojo.
Speaker 16: By the way, I have.
Speaker 27: One outfit blue Abercrombie shirt and Abercrombie cargoes.
Speaker 2: It was the time.
Speaker 5: It was the time.
Speaker 27: Probably I'm twenty five, I'm fat as fuck. I hadn't
Speaker 27: shaved in like three weeks. My hair's like sae frat
Speaker 27: boy hair. They're like, you know, come outside, We get
Speaker 27: in the car, we drive all the way back to
Speaker 27: cany paustor quick.
Speaker 2: Where's your anxiety? I when these dudes knock on the door,
Speaker 2: ten out of ten.
Speaker 27: There was bongs everywhere as well, like it was bad.
Speaker 27: It was a bad scene. Beer beer cans everywhere. In
Speaker 27: a way though, I was like, finally, really yeah, someone
Speaker 27: came to get me.
Speaker 7: The boy.
Speaker 1: The boy put on a SPA fifty all over my
Speaker 1: body and I'm thinking, like, what are we doing?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: But I'm thinking I'm still gonna get ten? But you're
Speaker 2: not just what But that's where women lie to you.
Speaker 7: They say we're day.
Speaker 1: In the sun like that. So I know, like, let
Speaker 1: me protect this old body. If anybody needs to.
Speaker 2: Know how to get a ten, I'm gonna help you
Speaker 2: out right now.
Speaker 4: First twenty minutes, don't put anything on, and then get
Speaker 4: dry and then spray yourself down. Got to say you
Speaker 4: hit a base, spray yourself down with the fifty or
Speaker 4: the thirty, whatever you want. Me personally, I'm a thirty
Speaker 4: to fifty on the face and no more than thirty
Speaker 4: on the body.
Speaker 2: It's fifties. It's a lot like for children. Go back
Speaker 2: in the tell it was a big time interruption.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Story's over, man, No, no go do that now. Don't
Speaker 2: you dare bring up last year? Now?
Speaker 1: Those who dare bring up last year, we're like me
Speaker 1: one's unfit. You know how you have the memory photos
Speaker 1: on your phone. I was say, oh, I forgot last year.
Speaker 1: I was on my my bachelorette party. Uh with the
Speaker 1: girls and stuff. I was like, oh, less more. We
Speaker 1: run our bachelor parties on Memorial weekend, and so I
Speaker 1: sit back and I'm thinking, this, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: This is when it starts to get a little personal
Speaker 2: for the boy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this motherfucker goes on a bachelor party with Dylan,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, like this dude, last year, at this
Speaker 1: same moment in time, I had my bachelor party, and
Speaker 1: we're fucking boys for real, Like he's in my wedding
Speaker 1: and arguably could have been standing right by my side
Speaker 1: to be the best man. Two days before we left
Speaker 1: for the bachelor party, he has me over to his
Speaker 1: house to sit me down and tell me he's not
Speaker 1: coming on the bachelor party. Two days before, always leading
Speaker 1: up to it, he was going to the bachelor party.
Speaker 1: But now you look back and you understand, like, all right,
Speaker 1: you made the right Like you're making the right decisions
Speaker 1: as you like choose your friends.
Speaker 4: Will pull up Clemson when they won the national championship.
Speaker 4: Did you think I have remember by the Dolphins was
Speaker 4: doing this what's torking that thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 28: He like bro down, he was looking and then he
Speaker 28: like definitely, he definitely he was O D two.
Speaker 16: I let Mike Williams here about that.
Speaker 2: That's just funny.
Speaker 29: That was funny like, yeah, I'm saying he had a
Speaker 29: little bit in that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what I mean?
Speaker 28: Yeah, Hell, he for thirty seconds.
Speaker 29: Trying to He tried to mand it up at the
Speaker 29: end with the bulls that that's a little.
Speaker 2: He tried to pull that back.
Speaker 4: Dude, you trying to muscle it up though, it don't
Speaker 4: mean muscles hit the camel.
Speaker 2: Definitely, wow, he definitely wow. I never did now you cool?
Speaker 7: Oh bro?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 7: Somebody called Mike Wall.
Speaker 2: Tell any of that dog on that lamb. No, Bro,
Speaker 2: I don't play that. I don't play that way. We're
Speaker 2: not playing what he's saying. Dog kiss him on the mouth?
Speaker 2: Bro tripping? What is the girl?
Speaker 5: Dog tripping? Tripping?
Speaker 1: Wheneveryone again laying the bit, which out to huh no,
Speaker 1: that's just we don't do that.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, discuss lay with you in the bend?
Speaker 1: Bright y'all tripping, bro, bro b no way in the
Speaker 1: bed here baking the bend the last time he's gonna
Speaker 1: push me away and y'all on y'all couch too.
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, way bro? You mean hey, you need you
Speaker 2: know what you need? He should have building like an
Speaker 2: MTV crib.
Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll take you. Maybe I'll be contemporary.
Speaker 1: You get a golden dude, I think it'll be a
Speaker 1: little bit different if you.
Speaker 2: Had a gold dude in your NFL crew is probably over.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe we go wait on that.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The best thing I think the MLBD ever did was
Speaker 4: wear fucking seventy seven bracelets and necklaces all for balance.
Speaker 4: Remember when we went through that face for a little
Speaker 4: bit where you're in the mall and they like thousands
Speaker 4: and they had all the bracelets. Yeah, they're like catch
Speaker 4: your chakra or whatever, all fucking bounced out next.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: You just saying yes right now because bracelets, like the
Speaker 1: dude in the mall, who'll be like, hey, like let
Speaker 1: me tell on your arm, They're like, get you a balance,
Speaker 1: and then you'll be like and then you'll on and
Speaker 1: then you're like feel it. And the next thing you know,
Speaker 1: you're wearing one back to college and you're trying to
Speaker 1: tell the boys in the weight room, Hey, I think
Speaker 1: I'm on.
Speaker 4: Some Kiosk guy at the mall gave me this, Like
Speaker 4: that's the main selling point, So let me tell you
Speaker 4: about he rips the.
Speaker 1: Fuck out of your arm puts the bracelet on why
Speaker 1: conning happens because of just young minds that have no
Speaker 1: fucking clue.
Speaker 2: They feed on us, bro, and I fall for it
Speaker 2: every time. Us dude, we're in our thirties now. If
Speaker 2: you're learning to risk your job, this this responsibility, Yeah.
Speaker 30: As soon as Rich comes on, though, I have an
Speaker 30: incentive bonus late in the contract.
Speaker 2: What you want, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I mean, maybe we need to shoot.
Speaker 2: Your shot right now. What you want, you know exactly
Speaker 2: what you want. I want a Chevy Silverado. Don't like.
Speaker 31: I mean, I said it's gotta be runnable and drivable
Speaker 31: at least today.
Speaker 7: Deal.
Speaker 1: And when when you said when you said over lakes,
Speaker 1: I feel like this was in an ocean over the weekend,
Speaker 1: I very much had a lake vibe, like boating out
Speaker 1: in the water because it's like the like the lake surroundings,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 7: What I mean?
Speaker 4: You know what we always talk a who's a better
Speaker 4: listener or not like and everything. But like I told
Speaker 4: you exactly what I thought an ocean vibe was. It's
Speaker 4: the town, it's the vibe around the ocean. The ocean
Speaker 4: is like the centerpiece at the dinner table. It's not
Speaker 4: the main meal, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But you threw me off with that because when you
Speaker 1: went on that hospill, you know what I thought of,
Speaker 1: huh in an out burger an experience.
Speaker 2: You are a very.
Speaker 4: Incredible storyteller, very very a very incredible storyteller.
Speaker 2: Really just pissed me off, Dude.
Speaker 4: I would take the comiment anywhere else, any different context,
Speaker 4: but right now I'm about to leave, So go ahead and.
Speaker 2: Figure tell me what you're gonna say. Why you don't
Speaker 2: take that as a compliment. That's a very good compliment,
Speaker 2: but no, that doesn't bother me.
Speaker 4: The butt coming after is no, there's no butt to
Speaker 4: finish the thing you're saying.
Speaker 2: It's just like, you're a very good storyteller.
Speaker 1: You're like a Jedi who gets all the weak minded people,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Like, you can paint a
Speaker 1: story and everyone will fall for him. By yo, Taylor
Speaker 1: is a vibe, but they don't see through the bullshit.
Speaker 2: What are a couple of stories you got? For the way?
Speaker 2: Then you throw for like over seven hundred yards in
Speaker 2: one game in college sophomore year of college.
Speaker 32: It was our first so we're fcs at this point
Speaker 32: the old old dominion was. So we're playing teams like JMU,
Speaker 32: William and Mary, you know, schools like that, and that
Speaker 32: was like the best conference at the FCS. We're playing
Speaker 32: New Hampshire this week and they jumped up on US
Speaker 32: twenty four to nothing within like five minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, yeah, they were kicking our ass.
Speaker 32: My OC comes up to me and he's like, we're
Speaker 32: gonna throw the ball every every play and I was like, okay,
Speaker 32: you know, I thought he was joking. Nine passes later,
Speaker 32: I was fifty five or seventy nine, seven hundred and
Speaker 32: thirty yards, six touchdowns, and we came.
Speaker 5: Back and won sixty four to sixty one.
Speaker 2: It was on the defense in stuff of nobody you
Speaker 2: feel like Superman, Like you're just like, yeah, that's like man.
Speaker 32: They put me on Sports Center Top ten that night,
Speaker 32: and that's you know, as a young kid, you're like,
Speaker 32: oh the dream, you know made it. Yeah, So that
Speaker 32: was that was a fun weekend for sure. But again,
Speaker 32: you know, we went through so much shit last year,
Speaker 32: whether it was off the field stuff like you said,
Speaker 32: Shay's you know, that unfortunate happening with him, and we
Speaker 32: had a lot of family members on the team pass away,
Speaker 32: so they're going off the funerals.
Speaker 5: We had a bunch of people on.
Speaker 2: COVID dide your fucking trainer or.
Speaker 32: Head athletic trainer. We got rated by the freaking dea
Speaker 32: week four. Every week it was just like like, what's
Speaker 32: what's gonna happen next? Through all that stuff for us
Speaker 32: to have a chance to go to the playoffs. There
Speaker 32: in week seventeen against Philly, I think it was a
Speaker 32: good accomplishment, but again we could have won two or
Speaker 32: three more games for the year and made the playoffs.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is, if there's a table to where
Speaker 1: you let your boy down for their bachelor party, you
Speaker 1: could potentially be at that table and then after you
Speaker 1: at a boh him through a nice bachelor party for Dylan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you could easily be you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: like with that could easily be in that table.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's probably like a fuck this dude, like
Speaker 1: he yeah he came through for Dylan, but what about
Speaker 1: last year when.
Speaker 2: He lead the boy down?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And you know what I say to that, letting you
Speaker 4: down give me an opportunity to grow. Maybe I wouldn't
Speaker 4: have taken this opportunity as serious as I did with Dylan,
Speaker 4: if it wasn't for the mistake I made with you.
Speaker 4: It's like dating takes something through your old relationship, what
Speaker 4: could have done better? There you go your next relationship
Speaker 4: and you try to do better and fix those problems.
Speaker 2: And that's what I think I did. I let you down.
Speaker 2: I'll forever be sorry, forever. I have consequences. Man A. J.
Speaker 4: Brown says he's the best wide receiver to play for
Speaker 4: the Titans. Okay, like I'm the greatest football player of
Speaker 4: all time.
Speaker 1: Right, I am the best linebacker that's ever played for
Speaker 1: the Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 2: And that's facts.
Speaker 5: You can learn it.
Speaker 2: I'm the greatest reader of all time.
Speaker 1: I'm the greatest Jurassic Park Jurassic World Evolution two player
Speaker 1: of all times.
Speaker 2: I'm the best Harry Potter reviewer of all time. I'm
Speaker 2: the greatest three beer chug drinker of all time.
Speaker 4: I'm the best water drinker of all time. I'm the
Speaker 4: best kool Aid drink of all time. I'm the best
Speaker 4: relapsed on zins of all time. I'm the best Monopoly
Speaker 4: player of all time. That's not oh, I'm the best,
Speaker 4: best player of all time.
Speaker 2: I'm the best.
Speaker 4: I'm the best Rocket League player of all timecause I'm
Speaker 4: the best at of all time.
Speaker 2: I'm the best thought I guess of all time. I'm
Speaker 2: the best tweeter of all time.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 33: So I got these stingers where they're like, let's get
Speaker 33: an never on your neck, just make sure everything's good.
Speaker 33: And I was like, okay, well I have to get
Speaker 33: home right now. My son's about to be born.
Speaker 7: So getting a.
Speaker 5: Mari, I drive back to Louisville.
Speaker 33: Two days later, sitting in the delivery room, my son's born.
Speaker 33: Fifty minutes after, I get the phone call that my
Speaker 33: career is over. Even with surgery. We've consulted with everybody.
Speaker 33: No one will ever pass you for a physical again,
Speaker 33: no team in the league will. So I had disc
Speaker 33: and bones sitting into my spinal cord and it was
Speaker 33: at C two C three, So like if it was
Speaker 33: lower at four or five, like Peyton Manning had next
Speaker 33: surgery and came back and played, his was lower. It's
Speaker 33: more stable at C two C three. Any surgery up there,
Speaker 33: they'll just end your career because it's so unstable. You
Speaker 33: lose everything below in the spinal cord. Whatever like you injure.
Speaker 33: It damages everything down, So that's paraplegia, loss of respiratory function.
Speaker 33: That was the Ryan Shazier had his deal where he
Speaker 33: was face down on the turf and they're like, we
Speaker 33: have no idea that one of those hits him put
Speaker 33: you face down the turf. But you're just lucky older weather.
Speaker 2: I mean, oh, that's the song.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to think of you, and I'm
Speaker 1: stuck in cold weather.
Speaker 2: Maybe tomorrow will be better. Can I call you then?
Speaker 4: Doom Doom Doom because I'm a rams man and I
Speaker 4: never gonna change. He got it gypsy soul to blame,
Speaker 4: and they were bond believing, bond believing.
Speaker 34: Well, it's a woe road when you're in the lost
Speaker 34: in frown, your lover the runner, and we go around
Speaker 34: and round do Doom Doom because.
Speaker 2: I let all right, I feel like we've I was
Speaker 2: just I kept thinking of most of the.
Speaker 7: Josh, yes, Josh.
Speaker 1: Take us to uh last year gun slinging back and
Speaker 1: forth with my homes. You're losing an ot, But I
Speaker 1: want you to talk about.
Speaker 2: The playoffs a little bit.
Speaker 7: You've played in a lot of huge games, dude, Yeah,
Speaker 7: fun games.
Speaker 2: What more can you do? I want to I want
Speaker 2: to hear about your your your chief stories.
Speaker 1: Yeah, being in that that that slinging match at the
Speaker 1: end of the game.
Speaker 35: Yeah, there was obviously people still come up to me
Speaker 35: to talk about, like that's that's the game people talk about,
Speaker 35: you know.
Speaker 7: Crazy.
Speaker 13: To be a part of it is great. To be
Speaker 13: on the losing end of it not so great.
Speaker 15: You know, and that super fun.
Speaker 13: It doesn't make me you feel any better when someone comes.
Speaker 2: Up to those it was the greatest game I've ever seen.
Speaker 15: It's like, we lost, well, we lost it.
Speaker 7: What makes feel worse?
Speaker 2: Losing the game or losing the coin toss?
Speaker 13: The coin toss? Because I was up to that point.
Speaker 35: I think I was nine to oh throughout the season
Speaker 35: and uh in our production meeting it was jinxed and
Speaker 35: I was over to that game.
Speaker 31: They document wait wait wait, wait stop wait, yeah, come on,
Speaker 31: you can pause that.
Speaker 7: But what would they say?
Speaker 13: What was brought up that stat you're not in? Oh yeah,
Speaker 13: you guys are terrible.
Speaker 2: Who brought it up? Who brought it up?
Speaker 7: I don't I'm not gonna do.
Speaker 31: Let's find out who who CBS Sports, who the who
Speaker 31: they announces this game you don't, don't have to tell us,
Speaker 31: but like, come on.
Speaker 2: What are we doing?
Speaker 7: No, no, it's football.
Speaker 31: Everyone here is a little stitshou is. Everybody is right,
Speaker 31: just a little little like come on, you can't bring
Speaker 31: up that type of a stat.
Speaker 13: So I I go coin tosses that game, and.
Speaker 31: Oh josh, that makes it worse, dude, the SAME's terrible.
Speaker 13: I switched it up heads first and.
Speaker 35: Then I went tails at the end, and it was
Speaker 35: obviously flip flopped.
Speaker 1: So when you were nine and oh, or is there
Speaker 1: there heads or tails that you're sticking with throughout this
Speaker 1: nine and oh no, I was.
Speaker 13: Going up to teammates and like heads or tails and
Speaker 13: whatever they say.
Speaker 31: You see there's a clip NFL posted like half of
Speaker 31: the when you were like six and oh on coin flips.
Speaker 31: They posted it a video and I was like, I
Speaker 31: was like you, yeah, I think I'm I'm like, I'm
Speaker 31: three and six in my career something like that. Six Well,
Speaker 31: like we do we have six captains And so then
Speaker 31: it's like like it's Kyle Shanahan's assistant picks captains that day,
Speaker 31: and so like I'm not always like the guy.
Speaker 7: That goes out for the coin toss just to pens.
Speaker 7: We usually have Fred Warner to do it.
Speaker 31: He's got a pretty good record, he's like eight and two.
Speaker 7: What makes me feel.
Speaker 2: Worse losing the game or losing the coin toss?
Speaker 13: The coin toss? I was up to that point.
Speaker 35: I think I was nine to oh throughout the season,
Speaker 35: and uh, in our production meeting it was jinx. I
Speaker 35: was oh for to that game.
Speaker 7: They document don't wait wait wait wait wait, what would
Speaker 7: they say?
Speaker 13: What was brought up that stat? You're nine to oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, you guys are terrible?
Speaker 2: Who brought it up? Who brought it up?
Speaker 31: I don't I'm not gonna do, but like, let's find
Speaker 31: out who who CBS Sports? Who the who? They announced
Speaker 31: this game? You don't don't have to tell us, but like,
Speaker 31: come on, what are we doing? No, it's football. Everyone
Speaker 31: here is a little stitshoes. Everybody is right, just a
Speaker 31: little little like, come on, you can't bring up that
Speaker 31: type of a stat.
Speaker 13: So I coin tosses that game.
Speaker 31: And oh josh, that makes it worse, dude, the same
Speaker 31: terrible switched it up.
Speaker 35: White heads first and then I went tails at the
Speaker 35: end and it was obviously flip flopped.
Speaker 36: So I was super pissed when they fired coach. Coach,
Speaker 36: you're on, you get attached to your guys. Four years
Speaker 36: with him, and then Lovey comes in and I'm like,
Speaker 36: but then I met him and then I started. I mean,
Speaker 36: that defense was phenomenal. From what I hear, they wanted
Speaker 36: to trade me when he got there.
Speaker 15: This.
Speaker 36: Love's never confirmed this, and I've asked him about it,
Speaker 36: but he won't. He won't give me an answer or
Speaker 36: give me a dancer I want to hear, but let's.
Speaker 2: Never give you. He never gives you answer.
Speaker 36: Big guy, you know we wouldn't trade you. You're a
Speaker 36: Hall of Famer blah blah blah. But allegedly there was
Speaker 36: some trade talks. I didn't know this until afterwards. Because
Speaker 36: the middle linebacker that defense was so insignificant.
Speaker 37: What made Loop different was he wasn't like you're like,
Speaker 37: you know, we all joke like the white guy on
Speaker 37: the on the scouting report, everyone says the same things
Speaker 37: about him.
Speaker 2: He gives great effort, very heady, heady lines.
Speaker 37: Everybody off plays hard, second effort, not the most talent.
Speaker 37: It's the same whether it's a d N, a linebacker
Speaker 37: or see every guy that's like the running joke right
Speaker 37: during the scouting intro. The thing about Luke was he
Speaker 37: was all of those things, but he ran for four.
Speaker 2: He had the tangibles. He was like he could jump
Speaker 2: out of the most physically.
Speaker 37: Gifted guy on the field at any given time, and
Speaker 37: he knew every play you were going to run. So
Speaker 37: he was just the ultimate combination where you had no
Speaker 37: chance against him.
Speaker 1: Did you have a teammate like on Miami And you
Speaker 1: don't have the say any names, I'm just asking, did
Speaker 1: you have a teammate on Miami to where you.
Speaker 2: Find out why you're playing with him in college that
Speaker 2: he had gotten paid? No, and you're just like what
Speaker 2: the fuck?
Speaker 37: Like No, there was always you know, there was always
Speaker 37: the stories of you know that you'd get the free
Speaker 37: you know, go to a night at the club and
Speaker 37: it magically the bill got paid.
Speaker 2: Like you know, there was always those stories.
Speaker 37: I never had anyone, both through the recruiting process or
Speaker 37: while I was at school who.
Speaker 15: Was like, oh, yeah, they paid me fifty grand to
Speaker 15: come here.
Speaker 2: Never yeah, So I was either oblivious. Are I just
Speaker 2: no one thought they had to.
Speaker 16: Pay me to come through?
Speaker 38: No, bro, we have our scrimmage in Tiger Stadium one
Speaker 38: of our backs catches a route in the flat and
Speaker 38: I just ran a corner and so I come back
Speaker 38: and peel a linebacker's face off.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he doesn't see you coming.
Speaker 38: He shirted and mouthpiece went flying. He almost did a
Speaker 38: somersault backflip. But then like the entire defense lit up.
Speaker 38: They loved it.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, we're gonna jump you.
Speaker 15: Like fuck.
Speaker 38: So I get back to the locker room and guy's like, look,
Speaker 38: walking with.
Speaker 2: Me, We'll make sure it's a one on one. No
Speaker 2: one will jumped him. Like, nah, man, fuck that fuck that.
Speaker 2: I'm walking through the side entrance. But there's a good
Speaker 2: friend of mine.
Speaker 38: He started singing, Kevin gaseh, there's a few wrong ways
Speaker 38: and they don't make her right.
Speaker 2: New bold ways.
Speaker 7: He knowing wrong, and.
Speaker 2: So bro I was, I can never I'll start to
Speaker 2: see me. He started singing because he knew it was
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 7: But he goes, there's a few wrong ways and they don't.
Speaker 2: So this guy walks up to me.
Speaker 38: He's probably a little concussed, but he goes and uh,
Speaker 38: He's like, let's go.
Speaker 2: Took my pets off. The second my paths were off.
Speaker 38: My body put him to the side, turned back and
Speaker 38: look at him. Left hook, left hook smokes you right here, clean,
Speaker 38: right here?
Speaker 2: Oh, brothers, Actually that's good.
Speaker 5: I missed a mess.
Speaker 38: He walked up in the front, and then the guy
Speaker 38: with the lead pipe from before walked up on his
Speaker 38: left and to his other side was a.
Speaker 2: Good was a good friend of mine. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the fun man was going here?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Remember the first time we met, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what was it was? It was just in the cafeteria. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thot you were like autistic. Yeah, well no, I
Speaker 1: just yeah, this is no joke. And We're sitting in
Speaker 1: the cafeteria and I'm new so I'm just sitting around
Speaker 1: the boys. I think I'm sitting there listening, but Foster
Speaker 1: sitting there. I didn't know Foster at all yet, and
Speaker 1: I felt like Foster was just like looking either looking
Speaker 1: at me or he would just come out of nowhere
Speaker 1: with like weird one liners and then dudes might laugh.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't laugh, and then he'd like look off some
Speaker 1: where else. And when he walked away, I was like hey.
Speaker 1: I was like hey, Max. I was like, is that
Speaker 1: uh that tight end?
Speaker 2: Guys?
Speaker 1: He rookies like, oh, Foster, Yeah, he's awesome, dude. I
Speaker 1: was like, is he like on the spectrum or something
Speaker 1: a little bit? And he just starts dying laughing and
Speaker 1: he's like, no, Yeah, I.
Speaker 38: Didn't recognize Will because I knew who Will Compton was.
Speaker 2: He was a big name for me. But shit, I
Speaker 2: didn't I didn't know. I didn't know those you.
Speaker 38: They just said it was a dude from a podcast
Speaker 38: and just joined the team.
Speaker 1: Talk about like one of those dudes who just stay
Speaker 1: like random shit and they stick with whatever they're saying.
Speaker 1: Foster like never gives off the vibe that it's a joke.
Speaker 2: Our season ended about like December first.
Speaker 19: I think he left like the middle of December, and
Speaker 19: our bowl game was like January fourth or something.
Speaker 2: So he we had like two or three weeks to prepare.
Speaker 7: For a bowl game.
Speaker 2: And uh, dude, I had coached.
Speaker 19: I had coaches on the staff calling me saying, have
Speaker 19: you heard anything?
Speaker 7: Have you heard anything?
Speaker 2: Nobody knew anything, and I was that coach, you think
Speaker 2: I know anything?
Speaker 19: I wants to be telling me, like what's going on
Speaker 19: like with all this stuff right now? So we found
Speaker 19: out we all kind of went to this same house
Speaker 19: and we had no idea what was going on. We
Speaker 19: were like, are we gonna lift tomorrow? We don't have
Speaker 19: a head coach. We had like a six am lift
Speaker 19: the next day. We were like, is everything called off? Whatever, Hey,
Speaker 19: let's just come to that lift.
Speaker 2: Boys, that happened and nobody he was gone. Nobody knew anything.
Speaker 2: There was no meeting, there was nothing.
Speaker 19: We were like, well that was pretty quick, Like, where's
Speaker 19: our head coach?
Speaker 2: Whatever?
Speaker 19: We get a TeamWorks team meeting tomorrow six to fifteen am.
Speaker 19: He comes in, tunted the team for like four or
Speaker 19: five minutes. He said, you know what by the same exactly.
Speaker 19: You know, I'm proud of you guys. I'm glad I
Speaker 19: got to coach you guys. Whatever he did, he was out.
Speaker 19: That's what we all got up for. And then we
Speaker 19: all went home and went back to sleep. They got
Speaker 19: people in classrooms like normal students that like take attendance
Speaker 19: to know the football players and make sure that you're
Speaker 19: going to class.
Speaker 2: Really heard of that galls Yeah.
Speaker 5: So like me, it's a real person in your class.
Speaker 19: Like they're taking the class, they're taking the tests, they're
Speaker 19: doing all the stuff, but they're in talks with you know,
Speaker 19: a couple of people and making sure people are going to.
Speaker 1: Do We didn't have that like Bow would have, like
Speaker 1: whether it's coaches or he you knew when the people were,
Speaker 1: like whether they're like academic advisors, like waiting at your
Speaker 1: class and checking that off like that, not like not
Speaker 1: like somebody who's blended in like you don't even know
Speaker 1: looking at your left you're trying to cheat off them
Speaker 1: and they're freaking get you.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, Yeah, I mean that was
Speaker 2: that was me, you know, uh, you know.
Speaker 1: But when Obj goes down as one of those things
Speaker 1: to where you're like, hey, we can get this even
Speaker 1: more because one of their best players go down.
Speaker 39: That's not even like the thought process. The thought process
Speaker 39: was we knew like the field felt kind of weird, right,
Speaker 39: like the paint, the paint they had to keep going
Speaker 39: over it.
Speaker 5: In the middle of the field.
Speaker 39: We kind of as a team like offensively, we were like, heyo,
Speaker 39: like that's the spot. You got to like control yourself,
Speaker 39: like you got to be way more controlled. Don't run
Speaker 39: too full speed, like oh for real, That's what I
Speaker 39: told the tight ends immediately. That's what the tight end
Speaker 39: coach told us immediately. That's kind of what we told
Speaker 39: some of the receivers, like, hey, just don't even know,
Speaker 39: like that's bout of the Field's a little fucking.
Speaker 2: Weird thought we're obj tours names.
Speaker 39: Just the paint in the middle of the field in
Speaker 39: general was it was a little it was just different,
Speaker 39: you know what I'm saying. So it's a little more
Speaker 39: slick because they were put a little bit too much,
Speaker 39: not too much, but they just put a little more
Speaker 39: paint there.
Speaker 2: Personally, I didn't think, damn, nice, this is our shot.
Speaker 39: Like it was like, right, boy, be the fuck be
Speaker 39: careful in that spot because we couldn't walk there for
Speaker 39: the team pictures because they were still going over it
Speaker 39: during teen pictures the day before. So that's the only
Speaker 39: thing that was on my mind, was he if I'm
Speaker 39: around this area, especially with my.
Speaker 5: Knee, like I gotta I got a tempo.
Speaker 7: Damn.
Speaker 1: We're a big fan of k Adams over here. But
Speaker 1: there are obviously some tabloids going around, you know, the
Speaker 1: magazines of Walmart showing that you know, you and k
Speaker 1: Adams were a thing. Seems like you're both very private
Speaker 1: about your dating life, so there was never any truth
Speaker 1: to be brought from it, however.
Speaker 7: Were No.
Speaker 39: No, I wasn't, and I am relatively private about like
Speaker 39: like I like being private about my stuff, especially like honestly,
Speaker 39: especially now being in New York it's reckless like so
Speaker 39: I'm private in that regard, thankfully, But I'm like then
Speaker 39: something comes out and they're like, oh shit, is this true?
Speaker 39: And I don't want to say anything because I'm like, dude,
Speaker 39: I'm private. I'm not trying to like say whatever. But no,
Speaker 39: like we we were homies, like good people, like you
Speaker 39: said for the boys. She's a good person, she's awesome
Speaker 39: being on like Good Morning Football.
Speaker 7: I was like, oh, this is dope.
Speaker 5: Whatever, But now we were not.
Speaker 7: We were not dating. I'm not gonna I'm.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna cush.
Speaker 40: I mean a lot of the two minute drives are
Speaker 40: made up plays just fy like, so you can't game
Speaker 40: plan for Aaron and two minutes drill.
Speaker 2: You just gotta buckle up. You's got to buckle the
Speaker 2: fuck up.
Speaker 7: You do.
Speaker 40: And that's like the best part about playing with him
Speaker 40: is you know that and you have that edge on someone.
Speaker 2: So that's why you.
Speaker 40: Have to be more dialed in because you really you
Speaker 40: don't even know so that's why you just got to
Speaker 40: really tap into like what's going on.
Speaker 1: But do you have a really calm demeanor in the
Speaker 1: huddle like when you in these high pressure.
Speaker 40: Moments always and that's why it's so calm for us.
Speaker 40: And that's like a good thing. I mean, he has
Speaker 40: a fire in him, like when shit's going good or
Speaker 40: shit's going like he demands. And I don't want to
Speaker 40: say perfection because like the word perfection is just whatever.
Speaker 40: But he really is so fun to play with because
Speaker 40: because I don't even know how to describe it, like, yeah,
Speaker 40: he's great, and it's like awesome to be like what
Speaker 40: a great quarterback is. But it's just like it's a
Speaker 40: challenge and I like a challenge and it's wild overall.
Speaker 40: Like last season, like I truly grew so much, and
Speaker 40: like I'm thankful that that happened. I truly am, because
Speaker 40: if I go the whole season being healthy and all
Speaker 40: that happens and I'm up for a big contract, am
Speaker 40: I even in Green Bay?
Speaker 2: You never know.
Speaker 40: With a good quarterback a great defense, like those are
Speaker 40: the things that like I want on a team, like
Speaker 40: in a super Bowl team, like you have a one
Speaker 40: of the best if not the best quarterback of all
Speaker 40: time as your quarterback, and we have a bunch of
Speaker 40: people coming back on defense and then some and then
Speaker 40: we don't have a number one receiver anymore.
Speaker 2: Like that's what I want.
Speaker 40: That's the pressure I want to put on myself because
Speaker 40: I want to be that guy. And I grew so
Speaker 40: much and like even mentally like I'm not scared to
Speaker 40: come back, like I'm almost and I'm not like over
Speaker 40: eager to come back. I'm just like smiling and only
Speaker 40: because I'm like, you know, some people forgot.
Speaker 41: Talk too about I mean, you know, making music does
Speaker 41: a lot for me as far as you know, filling
Speaker 41: my cup up.
Speaker 15: So it's making sure all those things are all in
Speaker 15: the mix.
Speaker 1: Still you're still making beats like that, Yeah you're a
Speaker 1: making make one this morning, and hey we need one.
Speaker 41: It's funny, bro, I may we like don't have we
Speaker 41: don't have one? Forget about beats all the time. Like
Speaker 41: I'll make them and like I won't patter them out,
Speaker 41: I won't finish them. Right until the other day, maybe
Speaker 41: been like a week ago. I found this beat and
Speaker 41: it was called rip miss Competent. I made it the
Speaker 41: day that I think the news hit that your mom passed,
Speaker 41: and so I was like making this beat and I
Speaker 41: ended up going back and finishing it like a few
Speaker 41: days ago, and I was like, like, this is weird.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. Man, You're gonna get me emotional right now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Like are there things that have happened for you that's
Speaker 1: been like I need to get out of my own
Speaker 1: fucking head and have this conversation because a conversation delayed
Speaker 1: is like conflict multiplied. So I just need to have
Speaker 1: this thing before it like snowballs into something worse.
Speaker 2: You just said something right there, So I appreciate that.
Speaker 41: Yeah, But I mean it's just like the men that
Speaker 41: are like mentors in my life. It's constantly like you
Speaker 41: know that you have to have tough conversations. It's just
Speaker 41: like the character building that comes from that. Because you're
Speaker 41: not having that conversation. It's essentially selfish because you know
Speaker 41: you could be saying something that could and bringing honesty
Speaker 41: to the table or somebody else helping them see something differently,
Speaker 41: but instead you don't want to have that confrontation, so
Speaker 41: you're keeping them in the dark. And then you're also
Speaker 41: letting that build up inside yourself, so it's like I
Speaker 41: have to go through with it, and then when you
Speaker 41: go through with it, you feel better about yourself and
Speaker 41: you can go grow confidence because you're like, I'm not
Speaker 41: shying away from what's difficult.
Speaker 15: I'm actually going towards it.
Speaker 1: I do want to say, though, like the whole addic thing,
Speaker 1: like you're going on five years. Bro, you might use
Speaker 1: that as like a chip on your shoulder, but you're
Speaker 1: also like.
Speaker 2: Not that anymore, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I feel like I felt that could be like a
Speaker 1: defense mechanism just to say that right and to like
Speaker 1: create like an anchor or foundation for people sitting around
Speaker 1: you and listening. But I feel like everything that you've
Speaker 1: been doing these last five years, like that's also not
Speaker 1: you anymore, you know what I mean? Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: will say now, I'll say, like, this episode's gonna drop
Speaker 1: on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be August tenth, which August eleventh.
Speaker 15: August eleven was last day that August twelfth is my
Speaker 15: like clean day.
Speaker 1: So when you're listening to this on the tenth, it's
Speaker 1: Wednesday right now. On Friday, we'll be in the midst
Speaker 1: of training camp or Darren will be in the midst
Speaker 1: of training camp, a man will be five years sober.
Speaker 15: I get that the big old boys appreciate it, appreciate it.
Speaker 42: Like I was his pick, right, So dude likes me.
Speaker 42: Like he didn't talk to me an outside of like
Speaker 42: the meeting or anything like that. But dude, outside of
Speaker 42: that was cool. But then when he got into the meeting,
Speaker 42: it was like he tried to be fellow check a
Speaker 42: little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was like he was just trying to
Speaker 2: like alpha dudes or no.
Speaker 42: It's just like, you know, like all right, man, you
Speaker 42: know this is what we got to do today, the
Speaker 42: hard ways, right way, and that that's true.
Speaker 5: I mean it really is.
Speaker 42: But on the same hand, there's like a player vibe
Speaker 42: with Campbell that like dude's played and dude had like
Speaker 42: he understands what it is.
Speaker 2: And still hard way, right is the right way, you know, like.
Speaker 42: We're gonna we're gonna practice hard, we're gonna do a
Speaker 42: lot of hard things. But on the same hand, he's
Speaker 42: gonna take care of us in certain situations because he
Speaker 42: knows what it is.
Speaker 1: It's like I want to be at the cafeteria table
Speaker 1: to where we're having a good time talking about like nouck,
Speaker 1: we got the pads on Wednesday, Like you already know
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a grind. We talk a little
Speaker 1: shit about it, but you know, like well that's how
Speaker 1: that's the yeah everywhere. Yeah, you want to say the
Speaker 1: things that people are thinking to make them laugh and like,
Speaker 1: you know, we're all gonna enjoy ourselves, like head coach
Speaker 1: is probably gonna bitch at as for X, Y and Z.
Speaker 1: Some people start mimicking, like how their coach coach is
Speaker 1: in the room, he's gonna do this, They're.
Speaker 2: Gonna do that.
Speaker 1: Then we're all having a good Somebody looks up, all right,
Speaker 1: let's go fucking die of practice boys, and then you
Speaker 1: like go and it's just like a camaraderie thing.
Speaker 4: And yeah, you get used that part in camp where
Speaker 4: you're like, you know, like how long the practices is
Speaker 4: hap this are? So it's like eleven thirty, you know
Speaker 4: you're gonna be done at one thirty, and you look
Speaker 4: at and go, hey, boys, two hours, we're home free.
Speaker 2: Two hours and that's and we're good.
Speaker 4: All that is more hours around thanking God forbid. You
Speaker 4: have a day off the next day. Oh, come on, now, yeah,
Speaker 4: come on, that's the best.
Speaker 17: Uh.
Speaker 1: But press and I played together back in the day
Speaker 1: when I was at my prime. I'll tell I was
Speaker 1: asking pressing like Jason Hatcher legend, shout out the boy
Speaker 1: Jason Hatcher. He would always come up to me in
Speaker 1: the huddle and say, like, remind me, what would Sean
Speaker 1: Lee do?
Speaker 5: Like what?
Speaker 2: Because he played with Sean Lee.
Speaker 1: My question of pressing is, do you go to the
Speaker 1: linebackers now and say, hey, this is what.
Speaker 2: The O G comp you should do? Like you got
Speaker 2: to ask yourself, what would Will Compton do? Do you
Speaker 2: do that? You do that with Campbell and everybody you've
Speaker 2: played with since me.
Speaker 16: That's such a such a big stamp.
Speaker 18: But that's just a big stamp standard to you know,
Speaker 18: compare guys to such a legend Will Compton.
Speaker 2: Man, Am I the greatest linebacker you've ever played with?
Speaker 16: Greatest white linebacker with That's that's saying a lot.
Speaker 1: I feel like I ain't play with me right because
Speaker 1: they're not a lot making it to the.
Speaker 7: League exactly, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 41: So now, Dying Breed, you already pressed the bar for
Speaker 41: the next right next white linebacker I played.
Speaker 15: With my family has a suite.
Speaker 43: So we were up there and the rain delay started
Speaker 43: and we're like up there drinking and stuff. You know,
Speaker 43: a week before camp got a you know, one last hurrah,
Speaker 43: and I saw a bunch of fans like just down there,
Speaker 43: still like rains coming down and they're going crazy whiling
Speaker 43: out down there and the stands. I'm like, I look
Speaker 43: at my my brother in law. I'm like, hey, let's
Speaker 43: go ahead and get down there. Let's go join the fans.
Speaker 43: So he ran down there, and all the guys up
Speaker 43: in the front road they're like, hey, you gotta go
Speaker 43: down there. You gotta go down there.
Speaker 7: So I asked.
Speaker 43: I asked the two security guards down there. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 43: can I jump down I'm just stay in this little section,
Speaker 43: just show the people some love.
Speaker 7: And they're like yeah.
Speaker 43: So they helped me down jump down there, and you know,
Speaker 43: I'm starting to chant, high fiving people and then I'm
Speaker 43: about to jump on my landbow leap and all of
Speaker 43: a sudden, I'm like whoa, Like I felt like getting
Speaker 43: pulled back. I honestly thought it was a fan like.
Speaker 5: It was down there.
Speaker 43: I was like, oh, this somebody really wants to take
Speaker 43: your pictures. Yeah, like what's going on? And uh yeah,
Speaker 43: this guy's like get up there, you're getting arrested. I'm like,
Speaker 43: all right, that was my plan. I was about to
Speaker 43: jump up and uh yeah. Then he pushed me. I
Speaker 43: was like, ah, let me just get up out of
Speaker 43: this situation. But uh, I mean the long video like
Speaker 43: I walked all the way over to the right, walked
Speaker 43: over to the left, like I was down there for
Speaker 43: a minute, and uh yes, he didn't get the memo.
Speaker 2: About it after it happened.
Speaker 43: I honestly didn't even think anything of it. After that happened,
Speaker 43: we went to every other section and like just kept
Speaker 43: it going and partied.
Speaker 7: Later that night.
Speaker 43: I didn't think anything of it until the next day.
Speaker 43: My buddies are texting me. I'm like hungover, and my
Speaker 43: buddies are like, good, what happened with that cop?
Speaker 7: My cop?
Speaker 2: I didn't even see the inside of Lambeau. The best
Speaker 2: was a couple of years ago.
Speaker 44: We were playing Detroit, so they showed an all out
Speaker 44: pressure look and I'm watching the play clock and it's
Speaker 44: five four three, and mind you, he is talking to Tunyan,
Speaker 44: he's having a conversation with Tanya. I'm thinking there's no
Speaker 44: way he's going to get this ball snapped. He's telling
Speaker 44: him what to do, and as the clock is hitting zero,
Speaker 44: he gets the ball snapped, and it was probably going
Speaker 44: to be a walk in touchdown where Bobby blocks out
Speaker 44: and then releases. I don't think he's going to get
Speaker 44: the playoffs, so I pop a time out right before
Speaker 44: the snap and.
Speaker 2: He's like, God, damn it that.
Speaker 44: But I just, you know, it's just just started ripping
Speaker 44: you things like no, it's a great It was a
Speaker 44: great I guess lesson for me in terms of just
Speaker 44: trust that this guy, I mean, he's so aware of
Speaker 44: everything that's gonna go that that's going on, that he'll
Speaker 44: get the job done.
Speaker 2: That's legendary.
Speaker 1: I was about to sign with the Saints and I'm
Speaker 1: sitting in my hotel room and I head up coach
Speaker 1: Befo because we had talked on the phone a couple
Speaker 1: of times, and like I was very I was, I
Speaker 1: was hopeful, and like I was wanting to play for
Speaker 1: Green Bay. I was like, man, I would love to
Speaker 1: get up and play for you and play for KO again.
Speaker 1: And obviously, like you know, the business is involved and
Speaker 1: everything like that. But I remember like giving my last
Speaker 1: swing at it, and I was sitting in the hotel
Speaker 1: in New Orleans and I was like, Hey, I did
Speaker 1: my workout and they have a contract in front of
Speaker 1: me right now. I'm sitting in my hotel room and
Speaker 1: I haven't signed it. If you can get me to
Speaker 1: Green Bay right now, I will fucking get on the
Speaker 1: next play tomorrow and I'll come to Green Bay. And
Speaker 1: he's like, Bro, you're just like man I I truly
Speaker 1: I don't know. Like I can try one more time tomorrow,
Speaker 1: but that's nothing to hang your head on. Like you've
Speaker 1: got to, like, you've got to take this opportunity to
Speaker 1: becase as this one is probably not gonna be here,
Speaker 1: not because I'm not a beast.
Speaker 2: You are and we probably would have won the Super
Speaker 2: Bowl that you're in Green.
Speaker 5: Bay, there's no doubt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were the missing piece.
Speaker 7: Dog.
Speaker 45: I'm telling you, I will smoke everyone except Randle. It's
Speaker 45: the only gotta give credit to in uh cornhole, come here?
Speaker 2: That was I think that. I think you're talking out
Speaker 2: of your ass.
Speaker 13: Right now, but I already know where I'm at.
Speaker 40: You're from California, you have no idea what it is,
Speaker 40: and a cornhole just made me up everything.
Speaker 1: You're gonna outthrow us in cornerhole coming off one and
Speaker 1: I will outthrow you.
Speaker 2: And it's bags. Don't call it cornhall cornball. We did
Speaker 2: talk about that. We talked about that cornhall. Oh you
Speaker 2: got a disrespectment podcast right now? Did you say this?
Speaker 2: What do you call it cornball? What do you call it? Pop?
Speaker 2: What do you call pizza pie? I do call you
Speaker 2: call pop? Call you a joke? That's cornhole. Corn old
Speaker 2: people say pop.
Speaker 1: No, no, corn old people say pop and pie.
Speaker 2: I want to pop and I'm gonna play bags.
Speaker 45: And another smart one was a you guys have tables
Speaker 45: in your locker locker room, any locker room you've been
Speaker 45: in like hangout room, so like usually on there there's
Speaker 45: people put like a helmet, a jersey.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love this little sign.
Speaker 5: This is a great story.
Speaker 2: I am actually probably gonna do at some point this year.
Speaker 45: You take a rookie's helmet and you put it on
Speaker 45: the table with a pen and say please sign. But
Speaker 45: it's their actual, like real helmet they use. They gotta
Speaker 45: go down to practice, like all the stuff. Everyone's like signature.
Speaker 45: That's kind of a that's like a super meta move.
Speaker 45: That's a good move.
Speaker 40: We did a rod no way, yeah, smart legendary. Another
Speaker 40: thing that Dave was super serious about and what was
Speaker 40: kind of rejuvenating for my career or like that I
Speaker 40: got to take the next step was what was a
Speaker 40: Thanksgiving of two thousand and nineteen Thanksgiving?
Speaker 5: So this.
Speaker 40: Is what Dick Dave, but the boy needed it. So
Speaker 40: this I was again the second year playing tight end.
Speaker 40: I was kind of battling an injury. We were saying
Speaker 40: what we to the person who are right at the table,
Speaker 40: we have, you know, thanksgiving it a rods. The person
Speaker 40: to the right, we said what we wanted, one thing
Speaker 40: we would change about them or something that they needed
Speaker 40: to work on. The person to the left, they said
Speaker 40: what they like about him. You know, it comes to me.
Speaker 40: David's to my left. So I'm like, you know, just
Speaker 40: tell David like, hey, when you speak, I actually listen,
Speaker 40: like I'm just learning. I'm a sponge, YadA YadA. And
Speaker 40: Dave's turn comes in. He turns to us right and
Speaker 40: he goes, you need to get better at blocking, like
Speaker 40: in front of everyone at.
Speaker 2: The dinner table, wives and everything, and I'm like, you're right.
Speaker 1: So I was working out with Kayleb Presley two days ago.
Speaker 1: You want an account. You wanted an account of Billy Buddy.
Speaker 1: I was like, Bro, I'm all for it. I'm all
Speaker 1: for the account of Bill Buddy Train Like I'm chilling,
Speaker 1: You're chilling, Like, let's do this thing. And he this
Speaker 1: is his quote, Aaron Rodgers is the coolest dude I've
Speaker 1: ever been around.
Speaker 46: Cat.
Speaker 2: How do you feel about that?
Speaker 5: He's up there? Aaron's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: He's gotten cooler over the years.
Speaker 5: Thanks Bob.
Speaker 2: My first question.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I apologize for continuing to interrupt. I've had a lot
Speaker 1: of coffee. I'm a little nervous too.
Speaker 5: Kind of you played most of the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1: Shaken in the biggest rivalry the sport has ever seen.
Speaker 1: Will Compton Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 47: I supposed the other day too, By the way, a
Speaker 47: really good post.
Speaker 2: I was wondering if you saw that. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: If you ever want to hit that user name and
Speaker 1: hit the follow button, that's up to you. You don't
Speaker 1: have what you you don't have to say what you're
Speaker 1: gonna do on here, because I don't want my feelings
Speaker 1: hurt very early.
Speaker 2: But I appreciate that.
Speaker 47: Man, start one bench one cut one Jordie kay Al Driver.
Speaker 5: Cutting Tay. You broke my heart?
Speaker 2: Got him?
Speaker 5: No, of course not, I can't.
Speaker 2: We already got we needed.
Speaker 47: Look I'm cutting, I'm cutting the drive. I only played
Speaker 47: with him, I played with less than the other two guys.
Speaker 47: I'm gonna I'm gonna bench Jordie and I'm gonna start
Speaker 47: to why are you benching Jordie? Because Jordie is a
Speaker 47: farm and out I saw him there day, put a
Speaker 47: little bit of weight on, and Tay still looks good
Speaker 47: and still the best receiver in the league.
Speaker 5: So I'm definitely starting, bro.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you here's what happened. The play is done.
Speaker 4: Teams are literally walking in like this.
Speaker 2: You see one guy you walking this day, and you.
Speaker 4: See Simmons literally he says something whatever, turns around and.
Speaker 2: Takes three full steps. No to our sideline. The day
Speaker 2: is over. We're bringing it. Why turn back and then
Speaker 2: you because you d they asked white teeth, dude.
Speaker 4: You see say yelling something and it turns around and
Speaker 4: you can see Justice.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what did you say?
Speaker 7: Bank?
Speaker 2: You hit him?
Speaker 4: But two pieces of a biscuit, real quick, just real fast,
Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden, a lot of blue jerseys,
Speaker 4: A lot of blue jersey.
Speaker 2: Were you wondering where all the red jerseys were?
Speaker 5: I didn't care. I'm an hold my own.
Speaker 7: That's one thing about me. I know how to fight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how toy of us five on crawfish for.
Speaker 5: You for me?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 16: Fifteen pounds by myself.
Speaker 2: I see, I'm not sold on crawft. Way too much work.
Speaker 2: You have a bucking across to yourself, like you're what,
Speaker 2: it's just too much work for a little ass meat.
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm trying to get some some meat out of
Speaker 1: my you know, if I'm working, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: No fall, no falls, man.
Speaker 48: I broke my ankle, tore my del toys. I was like,
Speaker 48: damn seasons over from me. It was crazy. They pulled
Speaker 48: me straight into like the X ray and it was
Speaker 48: like right into the tunnel. They told me they broke
Speaker 48: the news to me right there, and they were like,
Speaker 48: you want to go to the locker room. I was
Speaker 48: literally standing in the hallway thinking I'm like in the
Speaker 48: movie or something. I was in my head. I was like,
Speaker 48: they probably won the game. I'm gonna go stay in
Speaker 48: the hallway. Then come down, gonna be like some movie ship.
Speaker 48: And I was like, they're gonna get me on the video.
Speaker 48: You're this team from the tunnel. It was the funny
Speaker 48: shit ever. I came out and I was like, what
Speaker 48: happened is like the lost nickname behind Boogie. I don't
Speaker 48: tell him that I can.
Speaker 2: It's long enough. It's been long enough. This is a
Speaker 2: fun story.
Speaker 7: Actually.
Speaker 2: So Lavonte like any young college male, horny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so we would always we would always joke
Speaker 1: with Boogie because you know, he'd get he'd get in
Speaker 1: himself into some situations and Zoe would always say, hey, Boogie,
Speaker 1: you're like a You're like a pit bull with the
Speaker 1: pink thing hanging out, and we would laugh about it.
Speaker 1: I told Boogie like, I'm gonna name my first dog.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a pit bull and I'm gonna name
Speaker 1: him Boogie, which little red rocket, Little red rocket. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which happened. I got my first dog and I named
Speaker 1: him Boogie. I remember text book and sent him a
Speaker 1: photo like, hey, I named my first pitt Boogie after you.
Speaker 48: My senior year in high school, the whole old line
Speaker 48: was just there were like three hundred and forty pounds
Speaker 48: my size.
Speaker 7: Just across more. That was the funniest. That was the
Speaker 7: funniest thing.
Speaker 1: If you're a team, if you're like an all white team,
Speaker 1: you're lining up like fuck yeah, dude didn't like that's
Speaker 1: as though, I mean where I'm from, because you would
Speaker 1: go to the city and play like an all black team.
Speaker 46: You're like, oh, fuck, can I tell you fine story
Speaker 46: about get her done lately? So I go up Peaches
Speaker 46: Records and Tapes.
Speaker 2: In Orlando one time.
Speaker 46: This is just as this thing was moving really big.
Speaker 46: I hadn't even done it on stage yet. Guys leaving
Speaker 46: the store, and he looked back to the guy working.
Speaker 46: I goes, I see tomorrow, get her done. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 46: I get her done? And I go, what the Hell's
Speaker 46: that's what I say? This is when I said I'm
Speaker 46: getting this in copyright. Yeah, I'm getting t shirts and copyright.
Speaker 46: So went up to the guy working there and I go,
Speaker 46: what'd you hear that? Get her done?
Speaker 7: At?
Speaker 5: What's that?
Speaker 46: Get her done? He goes, Oh, man, that guy on
Speaker 46: the radio station here, Larry the cable guy. Yo, we
Speaker 46: shigned off with get her done? All kind It's pretty funny.
Speaker 2: And this is when you're just radio, so they don't know.
Speaker 46: The guy is no because I was doing in Tampa.
Speaker 46: It has been syndicated into Orlandos and I go, dude.
Speaker 5: That's me.
Speaker 46: I'm Lady the Cable. He goes, sh you're not Larry
Speaker 46: the Cable. I go, no, I get her done. That's
Speaker 46: my good nune, I said, Larry the Cable. He goes,
Speaker 46: let me hear you say get or none and I
Speaker 46: go eat her done.
Speaker 7: He goes, no, not even.
Speaker 1: Plus talk about you breaking that dude's arm and an
Speaker 1: arm wrestling? Are you really like that in arm wrestling?
Speaker 7: Dude, don't mess with me.
Speaker 46: So I met my sweet box and I always get
Speaker 46: six guys from the guard. This kid comes out to me.
Speaker 46: He's probably about five foot ten five nine. Man, this
Speaker 46: kid's built and he just came back from Afghanistan. He
Speaker 46: comes up and he goes, hey, Larry, Hey, can I
Speaker 46: arm wrestle and videotape it for my dad? He'd get
Speaker 46: a big kick out of it. And I'm arm wrestling
Speaker 46: Larry the Cable guy. I'm like, yeah, okay. So my
Speaker 46: little boy starts it, you know, and I'm like I'm trying,
Speaker 46: you know. I'm like, this guy's gonna beat me. At
Speaker 46: least I'm gonna like, not look like a big pussy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So is that word okay?
Speaker 2: Can I say?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, you've heard me say the f wor it pussy?
Speaker 46: It is so.
Speaker 7: So I'm marm.
Speaker 46: Wrestling this guy and he says, staring at me with
Speaker 46: this look of like, dude, you're not you know. And
Speaker 46: now I'm getting tired and I we go, okay, I'm
Speaker 46: gonna do one.
Speaker 5: You know he have that one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he just kind of surge it.
Speaker 46: So I'm just like and I start to surge here's
Speaker 46: what you hear, but louder like but louder. It snaps
Speaker 46: and he goes down and then he turns white. I
Speaker 46: mean this guy was Edgar Winner. He turns so white.
Speaker 46: He was canceled.
Speaker 49: And I was dating my girlfriend at the time. Now
Speaker 49: my wife, she's from Minnesota, not used to like Carney lifestyle, right,
Speaker 49: and so she comes to the show in Milwaukee and
Speaker 49: we're just hanging out of two. She's like, wow, that
Speaker 49: was really fun. And Billy Gardell was there. He's on
Speaker 49: Michael Molly and Bert was on it and I was
Speaker 49: on it. And Bert comes busting out of the green
Speaker 49: room in a cowboy hat, cowboy boots and butt naked,
Speaker 49: and my wife's like, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 2: What the hell is even that? And I'm that's wort.
Speaker 13: That's the word.
Speaker 49: She goes, says, I always like this, So I'm like,
Speaker 49: with him, it is, Yeah, it's always like that with him.
Speaker 2: He's just fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: The first week I watched Titanic with my grandma and
Speaker 4: theaters saw did you cry?
Speaker 2: Oh well, no I didn't. Crowd was too young to
Speaker 2: feel the emotions of the movie.
Speaker 4: Ever since, when the boobs came out, it was kind
Speaker 4: of the whole movie was a blur after that, you know,
Speaker 4: pay me like your friend girls.
Speaker 2: I was like, man, we're done. It's weird to jerk
Speaker 2: off in front of grandma. That was awkward. Right next
Speaker 2: to you. She put her hand over my eyes and
Speaker 2: I'm like, get out of the way.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 2: Was the first pair of boobs I ever saw it,
Speaker 2: and like.
Speaker 5: It changed me.
Speaker 49: I'm going on records, it's my camera. I'm on record.
Speaker 49: I fucking hate them.
Speaker 4: Oh you don't like Seinfelt, you don't like him. I've
Speaker 4: heard seinfeldt a.
Speaker 2: Pain wowow yeah, sidebar story, we got a side story.
Speaker 15: He's just a horrible person.
Speaker 2: So you see his interview with Larry King when the
Speaker 2: B movie came out. Just watch that. I just watched that.
Speaker 2: So you're just saying from watching on the outside, ind he's.
Speaker 49: Like being at the cellar and just seeing him and
Speaker 49: just like how he the air about him. It's just like,
Speaker 49: oh god, what a horrible you know, like when when
Speaker 49: when the room when somebody walks in the room and
Speaker 49: it just gets cold. Yeah, like that's what it's like
Speaker 49: for me. I'm like, I did not a fun hang. Hang,
Speaker 49: there's no hang. It just he just floats in with
Speaker 49: arrogance and then leaves with arrogance.
Speaker 1: Uh Indiana, W Ruggers W Purdue. Let's be I'll be
Speaker 1: realistic for you. Let's say loss. That's a loss, Uh Illinois.
Speaker 1: That'll be a close game. But you know, I'm riding
Speaker 1: with my fucking dogs. W Minnesota. Are they're there? They
Speaker 1: were tough last year? Are they winning games this year?
Speaker 1: All right, we'll say lost to Minnesota. Maybe that'll be
Speaker 1: my getback for like an Indiana or something like that.
Speaker 2: Who do we have after that? Michigan?
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, I think it's gonna be a very close game.
Speaker 1: Michigan might edg us out on that game. God, it's
Speaker 1: so hard for me to even say it. Wisconsin again,
Speaker 1: it sounds like they're having a down year. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and claim a victory. And I think
Speaker 1: we're gonna finish out the year and go five and
Speaker 1: three against Iowa, which gives us six wins.
Speaker 2: That's Bowl eligibility, right.
Speaker 1: The Boys are gonna, dude, get the fuck out here
Speaker 1: with fall weddings, Like, can't we just not agree that
Speaker 1: nobody should be doing fucking fall weddings, Like how stupid
Speaker 1: it's football season and like people can act like that
Speaker 1: it says it's not a huge deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the fall weather's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: If everybody say, you have football fans and everybody happens
Speaker 1: to be on some kind of bye week and you
Speaker 1: finagle a fall wedding, the vibes are up for a
Speaker 1: fall wedding. However, it's like, no one see what my
Speaker 1: man Jack has to go through. I'm going to a
Speaker 1: wedding in a couple of weeks. Thankfully we don't have to.
Speaker 1: There's nothing like going on. We had to actually turn
Speaker 1: something down for busting because of that wedding it's like
Speaker 1: having a wedding on a holiday. Just don't fucking do it.
Speaker 1: Don't have weddings on a holiday. Don't have weddings during
Speaker 1: football season.
Speaker 3: So my shout out, know free shout out. The weather
Speaker 3: is starting to get a little cold. This isn't going
Speaker 3: where you think it's going. So our noses are starting
Speaker 3: to get a little more stuffy. They will start to
Speaker 3: get more stuffy. And this can happen outside of cold weather,
Speaker 3: but happens more frequently in cold weather, and parents might
Speaker 3: be upset at this, but there's nothing better than picking
Speaker 3: a huge booger out of your nose, going up there
Speaker 3: seeing it and it's just a beast and you're like, hey,
Speaker 3: that felt good.
Speaker 1: There are some nose picks that feel good that you
Speaker 1: kind of pull out and you kind of feel sliding
Speaker 1: from your brain exactly.
Speaker 2: Look, I don't want this. I don't want this to end, dude.
Speaker 3: And what a lie that we've we told our whole lives,
Speaker 3: like stop picking your nose, stop picking your nose.
Speaker 1: I do agree with that, because can we can all
Speaker 1: agree that we're secret little nose we're sneaky nose pickers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like hard you never catch anybody else. So you think,
Speaker 1: like maybe you're a little twist in the head that
Speaker 1: you love picking it so much. You're right, man, free
Speaker 1: the booger, Free the boger, bro the bogger. So you
Speaker 1: guys are probably wondering why the boy Taylor's not here
Speaker 1: co host? He uh, we lost him early in the
Speaker 1: game last Monday night. Somebody shot him from up in
Speaker 1: the nosebleed. He dropped I think on first or second
Speaker 1: play the game, and he just got told the information
Speaker 1: a couple of days ago that his season is Oh,
Speaker 1: Taylor died on the field.
Speaker 2: He died on the grid iron.
Speaker 1: Because everybody's making I think there's some stuff going around
Speaker 1: Taylor appreciation posts.
Speaker 2: All that stuff is coming. It is coming on the timeline. Now,
Speaker 2: I think we should just pretend that we lost him.
Speaker 2: With that said, like, let's take a.
Speaker 7: Moment of silence.
Speaker 1: There along one all time left tackle for the Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 2: No longer with this. Thanks boys, Taylor, we love you
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 50: Shout out to ESPN for helping us out right off
Speaker 50: the bat, because they sent us that cease and desist
Speaker 50: letter telling us to change the name of our podcast.
Speaker 50: Like week one that we saw doing it because it's
Speaker 50: part in my take, and so it's part in the
Speaker 50: interruption and first take bind.
Speaker 2: I mean the creative gene.
Speaker 50: Well, I didn't even know that's why we called that, honestly,
Speaker 50: until ESPN send us that letter. Then I looked at
Speaker 50: the logo and our logo was just straight up we
Speaker 50: lifted that font. We just copied and pasted the home
Speaker 50: the pardon and from the take and smashed them together.
Speaker 5: And so they told us cease and desist.
Speaker 50: And that was the best thing that could have happened
Speaker 50: to us, because I wrote them my own season desist letter,
Speaker 50: being like you need to cease and desist sending us
Speaker 50: cease and desist letters like step off. And then we
Speaker 50: started talking about that, like I remember Big Kat I
Speaker 50: think went on the next show and was like, fuck ESPN,
Speaker 50: they don't want you to listen to this podcast, and
Speaker 50: so it turned into a war. They fucked up by
Speaker 50: giving us all that, all that material to work with.
Speaker 50: That was the best thing that could have happened to
Speaker 50: the show, honestly. So it gave us good buzz right
Speaker 50: off the bat.
Speaker 7: Is the game boy broken? Is the game broken?
Speaker 39: But then you pull it out do that little like
Speaker 39: blow into it real quick, clean out everything.
Speaker 7: Pause?
Speaker 2: Oh I whoa easy. We're a no pause podcast, but
Speaker 2: no pause is here my ben?
Speaker 7: That's my ben.
Speaker 16: That's what y'all did, right?
Speaker 2: Did you do the right way? Let me see I'll
Speaker 2: try it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you like bang your fucking hand out
Speaker 1: your bang it back into the right Let me see.
Speaker 2: That real quick.
Speaker 5: No mean, y'all are doing it right.
Speaker 2: Holy people, listen to this this. Did you guys hear something?
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 2: Dude? What is it? Dude? Did you guys hear the
Speaker 2: ghost of Tailorwana? Fucking dude?
Speaker 4: This dude, you've been talking to me the whole Time's So,
Speaker 4: I go in to get my surgery at eleven o'clock
Speaker 4: meet the anesthesiologist. Everyone was super nice, and I told
Speaker 4: this lady. I said, Hey, my energy about beating your
Speaker 4: an excugias or whatever it's called. It's going to be
Speaker 4: at at a ten. I am going to defeat your medicine.
Speaker 2: We're gonna beat the gas.
Speaker 4: She says, she's undefeated her skuper Taxingstill fear me.
Speaker 7: We go into the meeting room.
Speaker 4: She was, Hey, I'm about to start administering it.
Speaker 2: This is when you fight.
Speaker 4: Julu said, this is when you fight, So I okay.
Speaker 4: She was it might burn a little bit, and I
Speaker 4: was like, it burnt like shit too. My arm was
Speaker 4: like burning like crazy and I was like, yeah, it
Speaker 4: does her. But that's when she got I thought I
Speaker 4: was gonna have a chance to fight it. She distracted
Speaker 4: me with the arm burning came and before I knew it,
Speaker 4: I was awake. Boom.
Speaker 1: But we go through probably a fifteen to twenty minute workout, dude,
Speaker 1: and your boy I was out there.
Speaker 2: I was, I was feeling a little juicy, bro, I
Speaker 2: had just enough time.
Speaker 1: There was one of those things where I'm walking back
Speaker 1: and I'm trying not to breathe too heavy, because again,
Speaker 1: you could hear everything in there to where you're not
Speaker 1: trying to seem like you're out of breath, which kind
Speaker 1: of places against you because you're trying to be quiet
Speaker 1: about breathing when I just wanted to be like just
Speaker 1: release a lot of oxygen and kind of pant a
Speaker 1: little bit and be like all right, I'm good to go. Overall, bro,
Speaker 1: the workout could not have went any better. In the
Speaker 1: middle of the workout, I literally remember like saying to myself,
Speaker 1: like this is the most ideal workout situation I've ever
Speaker 1: been in in my life. And I'm pretty sure the
Speaker 1: expectations were were low enough for so low, because I'm
Speaker 1: sure a lot of people were thinking, like the stuff
Speaker 1: I've been doing off the field, and I don't really
Speaker 1: say anything. They just say, hey, what kind of shape
Speaker 1: are you? And I'm like, you know, shape is subjective.
Speaker 1: We'll find out here real soon what kind of shape
Speaker 1: I'm in. But dude, it was awesome, and uh, dude,
Speaker 1: I felt like I was twenty six again out there
Speaker 1: moving around Lowki.
Speaker 2: I was like, we might be talking about year eleven.
Speaker 1: Now, would you clarify as Michigan in Ohio Midwest?
Speaker 2: It's literally the middle.
Speaker 1: No, bro, Ohio and Michigan's like north the northeast.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 4: Well, someone pull up a fucking map for this kid.
Speaker 4: I swear to god, dude, the Bonta, Missouri Public School
Speaker 4: system must have just been fucking you, dude, because it's
Speaker 4: literally the midwest, literally the midwest.
Speaker 2: Ohio state is.
Speaker 1: Ohio's not midwest, bro, it's north something, it's north, It's north,
Speaker 1: mideast or some shit.
Speaker 2: It ain't the Middlewest.
Speaker 4: Okay, Hey, well we'll call it the North mid We'll
Speaker 4: make shit up. We'll just call it the North mid
Speaker 4: because this is not even worth the conversation to happen.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, people would agree that Ohio state,
Speaker 1: that'll how is not part of the Midwest.
Speaker 4: There's a moment when he's like saving, saving the rest
Speaker 4: of the group and being like telling different individuals, Hey,
Speaker 4: you need to get out of here, you need to
Speaker 4: go do this, blah blah blah, and he starts writing
Speaker 4: back to camp dude, beaver Hall. He's riding back and
Speaker 4: there's like sad music playing and it's like going back
Speaker 4: and forth saying like he's like playing things in his
Speaker 4: head like you're a good man, Arthur Morgan, Arthur Morgan,
Speaker 4: like you're gonna got Hey, you're not as bad as
Speaker 4: you think you are.
Speaker 2: Bro, I am legitimately hears streaming.
Speaker 4: Down my face like pouring my heart out for this man,
Speaker 4: knowing like.
Speaker 2: My man is gonna die from this TV.
Speaker 4: He give us your shout out, no free shout of
Speaker 4: the week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, quarter machines. So I'm gonna start with the when
Speaker 1: you're a little kid, Bro, When you're a little When
Speaker 1: you're a little kid and you get when you get
Speaker 1: a couple of quarters to go to that quarter machine
Speaker 1: back in the day. I know kids kind of probably
Speaker 1: don't go through this much now because they can just
Speaker 1: get candy a will. But when you get a couple
Speaker 1: of quarters or maybe it's a quarter and you get
Speaker 1: to go spin that thing. Back in the day, you
Speaker 1: were living life bro like you felt you had it.
Speaker 1: If somebody didn't have quarters, oh damn, your mind didn't
Speaker 1: give you quarters Like that kind of sucks. You'r in
Speaker 1: fury to me now and you would go and twist
Speaker 1: and get whether it's a gumball from candy, whatever it is,
Speaker 1: I'm a little chocolate thing, so I'm hoping it's more
Speaker 1: like chocolate like M and MS ors Reese's pieces. But
Speaker 1: my shot I no free Shodow goes to ghost to
Speaker 1: quarter machines. Who do you think your very first crush was?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now, Rose from Titanic.
Speaker 2: That was the first pair of boobs I ever saw
Speaker 2: in my life. I feel like mine was Comen Electra.
Speaker 16: Boys out there, Yeah, everybody.
Speaker 2: Go to when you're a younger in panel. Yeah, huge
Speaker 2: video out there that you video.
Speaker 51: Yeah, I could Alena, you just see that.
Speaker 16: I was like, oh, that's the lady from TV. Yeah,
Speaker 16: I need to see them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I heard Kim Kardashian had one. We've all
Speaker 4: seen the videos, though. I mean, let's get a little better, Like,
Speaker 4: let's get some better quality cameras in there.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 51: I heard this story about the seven hundred fifty thousand
Speaker 51: dollars house, and I didn't My parents didn't move when
Speaker 51: they say we was about to go to the draft.
Speaker 7: So I don't know.
Speaker 2: Man, like you, Cardie, driving college alexis just for hundred
Speaker 2: The stipends must have been pretty good, right, I know,
Speaker 2: twelve a month to get you that crazy?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that is why I was downtown nice.
Speaker 2: We got coaches, We talked about boosters. What I don't
Speaker 2: I don't really know what a booster or a coach is.
Speaker 16: I didn't have here's you, no the coach.
Speaker 51: All I know is that I had a nice house
Speaker 51: or a nice apartment. And when I went in there,
Speaker 51: like I know that there was somebody left something behind.
Speaker 51: I don't know if it was for me or not,
Speaker 51: but I never told anybody that they left it there
Speaker 51: and I kept it.
Speaker 1: What's the most amount of money you've seen left somewhere
Speaker 1: that you you know, probably seem like the most.
Speaker 2: Amounts you've seen, maybe about a one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2: Let's talk, we're talking.
Speaker 16: This is oh just rubber bands.
Speaker 2: I would go Derek one. I would go you two
Speaker 2: and Eddie George three. And that not only when I
Speaker 2: said wait, wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 4: I had to look in your eyes when I said that,
Speaker 4: because it hurt me to say it to you when
Speaker 4: we just met.
Speaker 5: But that was okay.
Speaker 7: It is though, how why is why is there your
Speaker 7: one hang on.
Speaker 2: Hanging before we get in that? What's your order? One
Speaker 2: through three?
Speaker 5: One through three?
Speaker 7: I would go me, Derek, Eddie.
Speaker 51: I'm saying you Eddie didn't there. Oh that Eddie didn't
Speaker 51: miss for like the first eight years. He didn't miss games.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I do like a tent too. I think a tent
Speaker 4: on a vehicle goes a long way. You have to
Speaker 4: have a tent right and they're picking your nose.
Speaker 2: At a red light. You don't people catching you. That's
Speaker 2: the way I do that is with a tent. Forreether
Speaker 2: booker are all about freeing on your finger like as
Speaker 2: you're driving.
Speaker 7: Is that what you guys do? Too.
Speaker 4: No, I like to roll it up till the sticky
Speaker 4: wears off and you give it that good old fashioned flap.
Speaker 1: Because sometimes sometimes that thing might be a little wet,
Speaker 1: like you know, it'll take up all.
Speaker 2: It drips out, It'll take it drips out a little
Speaker 2: bit minutes.
Speaker 4: To like betting into a ball, Yeah, and you kind
Speaker 4: of question it if it takes that long.
Speaker 2: You eventually, you know, the window.
Speaker 4: Stop like subconsciously knowing what you're doing, and consciously know
Speaker 4: what you're doing, and eventually you're like, what am I doing?
Speaker 4: I'm thirty and you're like kind of doing it, like
Speaker 4: blow your legs and nobody can see. Nobody can see
Speaker 4: not one bet. Yeah, dude, fucking picking boggers, dude, free
Speaker 4: the booger.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah you saw you still me at your house yesterday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you said it sometimes like, hey, Will, are you enjoying yourself?
Speaker 1: Like I am enjoying myself. I'm just I'm dialing because
Speaker 1: I was back boys, like I had to. I had
Speaker 1: to throw together at live bet at halftime, and I
Speaker 1: took the unders on the Tennessee game, the Niners game,
Speaker 1: and the Seahawks game, and they all won by one point.
Speaker 1: So I'm literally watching the end of every game I took.
Speaker 1: The under was twenty eight or twenty and a half
Speaker 1: with the Titans game.
Speaker 2: Which is a low, like that's low. Yeah, they hit
Speaker 2: it hit, it hit barely.
Speaker 1: Niners hit even though they started just beating the shit
Speaker 1: out of fucking who were they playing? The Rams? That one,
Speaker 1: thank god hit, and then the Seahawks one hit too.
Speaker 1: It all by like one point.
Speaker 2: Thank god.
Speaker 22: Could you, for the love of God fix the fucking
Speaker 22: camerangle on the bus due for a fat guy? Dude,
Speaker 22: that side angle is insane. It's insane.
Speaker 2: How would you how would you recommend?
Speaker 5: No? I fuck it?
Speaker 22: Yeah, I mean probably this this end of the couch
Speaker 22: is sunk in.
Speaker 1: Dude, I don't know, look smallest you like, hey, the
Speaker 1: camerangles on the bus.
Speaker 22: Liked fuck, I didn't realize I slash like that. Now
Speaker 22: you're right, cam wrangle. The guest angle is I was
Speaker 22: that we want in there? The dark red, the angles
Speaker 22: up from the side.
Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, that was pretty tall.
Speaker 22: Fuck, dude. I saw people after I did that episode.
Speaker 22: They were like, you you've been working out, you look good.
Speaker 22: You looked insane on that episode.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that baby's a forty pound bronze statue with
Speaker 4: this beautiful bus just plate on top. Only the best,
Speaker 4: the brightest, only the smartest, and the most talented individuals
Speaker 4: will hold this trophy come Saturday, when we are going
Speaker 4: to battle.
Speaker 2: We are going to war red versus blue. Everything this
Speaker 2: world wants to see will be.
Speaker 4: The ultimate battle to show, to show who's gonna be
Speaker 4: there and who's gonna know who's not gonna be there.
Speaker 4: The bust and bowl lifts, it breathes, and it will
Speaker 4: be in ann Arbor, Michigan this fucking weekend.
Speaker 2: You went to West Plains, West Point, Yeah, West. That's
Speaker 2: a four five forty white running back line.
Speaker 5: That's that's what it takes. A round, a four or five.
Speaker 5: As a white guy, you.
Speaker 2: Gotta say things like you in the West Plains? What
Speaker 2: was your what was your forty.
Speaker 22: Lazy lazier? I'm not kidding, it was like a five
Speaker 22: guy I was, I was. I was probably two ninety
Speaker 22: at this camp. It was a Scout dot Com in Morgantown.
Speaker 2: Dude, Scout dot Com.
Speaker 7: No joke.
Speaker 22: I might have run a I think it was a
Speaker 22: five eighty five nine and I was like under six.
Speaker 22: Nice and I had a coach, well you know how
Speaker 22: it is with the fucking hand time for your coach.
Speaker 22: He'd be like five one. Yeah, like nice, I have
Speaker 22: a five one put out recruiting tapes.
Speaker 5: Like six hundred ninety pounds. I go to a camp
Speaker 5: to six two.
Speaker 16: I was like, holy shit, I'm.
Speaker 7: Not going anyway.
Speaker 2: Let's play sandbox.
Speaker 7: What do we I don't know.
Speaker 6: I know what the future holds for the next couple
Speaker 6: of months, enjoy the holidays, see see what shakes out.
Speaker 6: You know, Connor's coming back eventually. I'm on the short
Speaker 6: list for that fight, I'm sure, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's the fight though, right, that is the fight.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's I think.
Speaker 6: I think, I think why I think at this point
Speaker 6: it's hard for me to in Vegas. I'm not a
Speaker 6: big self promoter.
Speaker 7: But like yeah, I mean, I'm I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, we're here, Yeah, we're boys.
Speaker 7: Promote you forever.
Speaker 6: I'm I'm the guy that that people want to watch
Speaker 6: for sure?
Speaker 2: What are you better or worse?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: Me and McGregor fight International Fight Week of next year.
Speaker 4: July pre gaming before was unreal too. We went to
Speaker 4: the Lacrosse House, shout out the boys, of Lacrosse House.
Speaker 2: Their ratio of men to women was about seventeen to one.
Speaker 2: But those boys didn't give a shit about nothing. They
Speaker 2: were kegging. They were having a great time the entire
Speaker 2: time their house.
Speaker 4: Disgusting, dude. I had to take a shit during that pregame.
Speaker 4: I literally went and took a shit, and I thought,
Speaker 4: should I even flush this? It just kind of goes
Speaker 4: with like the decor of this home, you know, and
Speaker 4: they're like, hey, we got carpet.
Speaker 2: But the boys of Lacrosse House. Shout the boys.
Speaker 4: They reached out to the busting Busting account and said,
Speaker 4: you guys got to come here. It's gonna be popping
Speaker 4: off at twelve thirty. We show up casually late twelve
Speaker 4: thirty five.
Speaker 2: It was electric.
Speaker 6: I would go, uh gaetschee toughest, Poorier second, only because
Speaker 6: only because of the way that the fight went, because
Speaker 6: Pier was Poria was very u very light on the ground.
Speaker 2: I think he was actually he was resting a little
Speaker 2: bit under there.
Speaker 5: I don't know if he was really trying.
Speaker 6: To get away a lot, which is actually probably really
Speaker 6: smart because I think he was conserving gas.
Speaker 2: There's no needs me.
Speaker 6: While I was trying while I was just trying to
Speaker 6: hammer away, which is very smart, shows his veteran mentality.
Speaker 2: Then it would go Ali Vera after that.
Speaker 6: Then Ferguson, then Hooker, but the Hooker fight didn't really
Speaker 6: count because it was so quick, it wasn't even really
Speaker 6: that much. He didn't really get to show his toughness.
Speaker 4: And my second one is obviously going out to the boys,
Speaker 4: because there's literally a Will and I sat in a
Speaker 4: Chinese restaurant right after the season at twenty eighteen and
Speaker 4: decided to do a podcast. And never in our wildest
Speaker 4: dreams that I think we'd ever be able to achieve
Speaker 4: this and be able to do trips and do a
Speaker 4: podcast every week with your best friend is one of
Speaker 4: the best blessings you can have in your entire life.
Speaker 5: So that's what I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving.
Speaker 7: I love you.
Speaker 2: I love you too, brother.
Speaker 1: It's so dope that we've been able to establish this
Speaker 1: and create this and like have this as the plan B.
Speaker 1: Because there's a level of a fee when you're done playing,
Speaker 1: because your identity is so wrapped up in it and
Speaker 1: taking shots and doing all this stuff and hiring people
Speaker 1: and learning how to try and scale and figure shout out.
Speaker 1: I know there's a lot of frustration at times with
Speaker 1: all the boys being surrounded by you guys like, I'm
Speaker 1: super thankful because this ship is fucking awesome. And obviously
Speaker 1: your boy gets a little choked up because I get
Speaker 1: close to tipping the cat to the old mom.
Speaker 24: You know.
Speaker 2: She'd be damn proud, happy Thanksgiving boys.
Speaker 14: And when you when you have a clean dump and
Speaker 14: you know that you don't even have to wipe any confidence,
Speaker 14: but you just do the check wipe.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you have the confidence and you just know when
Speaker 2: that sucker pops out and it's just like it's just
Speaker 2: it's like like tissues, right.
Speaker 15: Check I have before.
Speaker 30: We build houses for handicapped veterans, right for wounded veterans.
Speaker 30: And one of the guys built a house from he
Speaker 30: was the first sergeant first class and he was like
Speaker 30: absolutely one hundred percent and dragons without a doubt. And
Speaker 30: he said this is why said when he was in Afghanistan. Right,
Speaker 30: these people don't even have a word for TV. So
Speaker 30: you need to get up into like the candle right
Speaker 30: valleys to like he said, you're talking about literally people
Speaker 30: that have lived in caves. They have no outside interaction, right,
Speaker 30: except from their tribe and their their individual He said,
Speaker 30: they don't know what a TV is.
Speaker 2: They don't they don't have words for this, but they
Speaker 2: have words for dragons. He somewhere along the line someone.
Speaker 7: I he told me.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's actually strong. I see.
Speaker 30: That's why I like have a conversation like dragons, bro
Speaker 30: fire and dragons.
Speaker 2: No, maybe maybe it.
Speaker 30: Was some sort of flying teradac listens prehistoric, prehistoric, you
Speaker 30: never know, but he absolutely And when he told me,
Speaker 30: I was like, well that makes sense. I mean, if
Speaker 30: if they have a five thousand year old word for dragon,
Speaker 30: who am I to said that they're wrong?
Speaker 4: Well, how do you feel about JFK. Was that inside
Speaker 4: job by the government or the mafia?
Speaker 2: Let's go down this road. This is a perfect segue
Speaker 2: to the NFL Lamar Hunt. We're connecting JFK to the NFL.
Speaker 2: Thank god.
Speaker 30: If you read Lamar Hunt Junior's book, he talks about
Speaker 30: his death. So his dad was an avid like right
Speaker 30: wing Republican, pretty much right hated JFK. They found a
Speaker 30: business card they buy They say they obviously investigated all this.
Speaker 2: The guy who drove Learvey all Dwells, right, that's a shot.
Speaker 30: The driver of him was found with Lamar Hunt Junior's
Speaker 30: business card in his office. He was he interviewed for
Speaker 30: a janitorial position at the at the Hunt business. So
Speaker 30: Lamar Hunt's business card was found in this dude's steel
Speaker 30: and it talks about how his dad had like two
Speaker 30: separate families. They didn't know about it, like he had
Speaker 30: on two super size palace. But he was obviously a
Speaker 30: JFK's assassination. He was investigated through the potential connection of
Speaker 30: the Hunt family, which is in the obviously NFL.
Speaker 4: Until I get in. There's actually secret handshakes. I went
Speaker 4: as far as to learn one of those secret handshakes.
Speaker 7: Oh he would, I.
Speaker 2: Honestly do it if that guy forgot it. But I
Speaker 2: did do this found out he wouldn't be allowed on
Speaker 2: the temple. Oh that I'm not gonna if you found
Speaker 2: the story, like if if the temple.
Speaker 4: I didn't find out through him, I found out I
Speaker 4: found out to somebody else.
Speaker 2: Okay, but yeah I will.
Speaker 4: When we were in when we were in Tampa, I
Speaker 4: went up to him and I did the handshake to him,
Speaker 4: and he's like big smiley guy. He's like, don't ever
Speaker 4: do that again, that you can't ever do that again.
Speaker 4: He was like legitimately like, I won't ever do that again.
Speaker 4: I was like to the point where I was like,
Speaker 4: I am so sorry. I obviously found an envelope and
Speaker 4: I pushed it too much. Point to that being that
Speaker 4: there is proof that it's cult dish hold on.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're not far off there that like that,
Speaker 2: like that like a d.
Speaker 30: It's like a fraternity, or you throw up a cute
Speaker 30: you throw up a two dogs sign. If you're not
Speaker 30: a cute dog too, doing me crap kicked out. It's
Speaker 30: a club then, because if you were going to fight
Speaker 30: somebody over a handshake into your club, religion is supposed
Speaker 30: to be all encompassing, all welcoming.
Speaker 2: So you can't fight me because I learned your handshake.
Speaker 2: That's not cool. That means you're hiding some crap.
Speaker 4: My Tier three is going to go to a game
Speaker 4: that in recent years has been amazing, like last second
Speaker 4: wins a lot of times. Is who's going to play
Speaker 4: in the SEC Championship. That is going to be Alabama
Speaker 4: versus Auburn. That is the Iron Bowl.
Speaker 2: That is my Tier three. You don't even watch that game.
Speaker 2: My tier This is my time.
Speaker 4: My Tier two is going to be the newest, yet
Speaker 4: the strongest rivalry game possibly in college football in the
Speaker 4: next couple of years, and that is Nebraska Michigan bust
Speaker 4: and Bowl. And my Tier one goes to the greatest rubbery,
Speaker 4: not just in college sports but all of sports in general,
Speaker 4: the game Ohio State and Michigan solid. Thank you, good respectable.
Speaker 4: I think big cats jumping out of a plane. No,
Speaker 4: he's not in parachuting in to sing the national anthem.
Speaker 2: I don't not know he's not. There were whispers of
Speaker 2: that happening. Could you imagine if that didn't go well?
Speaker 2: I think he'd be going out the way he wanted
Speaker 2: to go. Question no questionnet to do to be the
Speaker 2: Internet in that situation? Is he too heavy to you'd
Speaker 2: only like two undred fifty pounds? He can only be
Speaker 2: that's not just specially the big cat. He wears, the
Speaker 2: spanks he wears. He wears a full don't know your secret?
Speaker 4: Literally did it on the Yeah, he showed it. He's
Speaker 4: been wearing on him. He did it when we were there.
Speaker 2: J That's crazy.
Speaker 52: The reason why I do like the athlete because I
Speaker 52: can be myself. I don't have to switch it up change.
Speaker 52: I might not say everything the right correct ESPN, but
Speaker 52: everything I say got fucking facts about it. When I
Speaker 52: fucking said last week the fucking Patrick Mahons can't read
Speaker 52: fucking defense, I meant it. When I said last week
Speaker 52: that fucking Joe Burrow is a better quarterback than Pat Mahon,
Speaker 52: I meant it when I said last week when I
Speaker 52: said Andy Reid is to me number one or number
Speaker 52: two coordinator as.
Speaker 16: Long as I've seen the game, I mean that.
Speaker 52: I don't think Patrick Mahoons, if you'd have been with
Speaker 52: any other coach right now, will be having the success
Speaker 52: that he's having with them. And the reason why I
Speaker 52: say that because all you gotta do is watch. All
Speaker 52: you gotta do is watch. If you play coverage and
Speaker 52: don't let him escape the pocket and make him step
Speaker 52: up in the pocket to throw the ball.
Speaker 2: Ninety percent of the time, he's not the same guy.
Speaker 20: Now.
Speaker 52: If you let him break the pocket get on the run,
Speaker 52: he could throw the motherfucker from Ohio to Nashvia.
Speaker 2: That's tough.
Speaker 4: But what's even more tough as Will doesn't have a
Speaker 4: real tree. What yeah he said ten footer? Yeah, I
Speaker 4: walked up to that thing, and I just.
Speaker 2: Nothing. I I that's an L. That's an I told you.
Speaker 2: That's all you had to say. It's an L.
Speaker 1: I'm willing to bear because basically I'm lazy. I think
Speaker 1: the concept we always got a real tree growing up.
Speaker 1: We always had to go to the tree park. My
Speaker 1: dad would cut one down. We'd always bring a real
Speaker 1: one in. And so there's no question that I'm really
Speaker 1: letting a lot of people down. Your family, yeah, my
Speaker 1: family the worst part. But so yeah, we have a
Speaker 1: fake tree like we're it's we're a fake tree family.
Speaker 1: Like no cleanup. I wish I had to smell of pine,
Speaker 1: but no cleanup, Like you take that down.
Speaker 2: You have it all year round. It's it just sits
Speaker 2: in the closet like it's an L. I'm willing to take.
Speaker 29: See my first I got that whole ten million because
Speaker 29: they didn't expect me to get hurt when I broke
Speaker 29: my ankle.
Speaker 7: I didn't play a game.
Speaker 2: Yeah I never really I never really got hurt.
Speaker 29: So they didn't even put a clause in my contract
Speaker 29: for that first one. But that second, I r Oh,
Speaker 29: that check looked a lot different. You had to split
Speaker 29: what was god a split fifty percent. What what school
Speaker 29: did you go to? Missouri?
Speaker 1: Central Missouri State, Central Missouri State, Warrensburg, Missouri.
Speaker 2: Hey, I bet you had a hell of a time. Now,
Speaker 2: the hell of a time, buddy. What is it like there?
Speaker 2: Party town? It's like broad They got one street like Broadway.
Speaker 2: It's lick really warn Missouri.
Speaker 29: Yeah, you gotta remember, I'm coming from California. Like we
Speaker 29: always had white people around, but I never partied with them.
Speaker 29: I went to Missouri. It was like if you was black,
Speaker 29: you played sports. Everybody else was white. So it was
Speaker 29: just like, let me see how they do. I've never
Speaker 29: been in the drinking beer.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Penny picture Wednesdays. We drinking beer out of.
Speaker 29: Wednesdays was the most firest time because you going there
Speaker 29: with a couple of quarters and I get about twenty
Speaker 29: pictures put on the table drinking natty.
Speaker 5: Like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I never drank beer nothing, So I wanted to the
Speaker 2: white boy was this?
Speaker 5: And I lived with five white dudes.
Speaker 2: They used to be like, bro, we never lived with
Speaker 2: a black guy before. We never even had a black
Speaker 2: guy on her.
Speaker 8: I was fat my whole life, so baseball had too
Speaker 8: much running. They've all had too much running base over football.
Speaker 8: You got us on the line, get on at the
Speaker 8: back of your mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not exactly to this day.
Speaker 8: When I go play a celebrity game, what happens when
Speaker 8: I hit a dinger out in the field.
Speaker 7: Got No, you can't. He's got to run first.
Speaker 2: The worst he's got to do is run their best.
Speaker 2: He's got to hit the wall in a celebrity event
Speaker 2: the other day. Yeah, fucking made it. The first hit
Speaker 2: the walls sound Say, what do you think you'd.
Speaker 5: Run a ford in?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Fuck, dude on the afternoon. Like, if you're listening to
Speaker 2: this right now, put your fucking phone and take your
Speaker 2: mom and dad or call them.
Speaker 7: Just do that man.
Speaker 1: Like life, it's like, uh, the Adams Project. It's later
Speaker 1: than you think it was, the big Foot in that movie.
Speaker 1: Like life is fucking short. Life is short, bro, and
Speaker 1: we have no clue how short it is. Love on
Speaker 1: your people your phone. I was sewing to my almost
Speaker 1: I reached from my pocket. I'm serious, Like it's you
Speaker 1: just you never fucking know.
Speaker 2: You never know.
Speaker 1: Some relationships are super easy, and you can love on
Speaker 1: your people easy. Some relationships are hard. It's hard, like
Speaker 1: whether it's your ego, whether it's stuff that somebody else
Speaker 1: done to you, and you can't get over the hump.
Speaker 1: But you just don't know when the time is up
Speaker 1: for any of us ever. You could be in a scuffle,
Speaker 1: one of us could be gone literally the next day.
Speaker 2: I think about that. Sometimes you just don't. You just
Speaker 2: don't fucking know, man, And it's just important that.
Speaker 7: Don't go to bed angry.
Speaker 16: It's always been a thing, and.
Speaker 5: I still to be.
Speaker 2: I still go to bed. I know, I know, but
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like I try to put out all furs.
Speaker 2: I got especially close close people before I
Speaker 15: Go to bed that night.