Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Every day Up Wago clicks up. The Breakfast Club finished
Speaker 2: for y'all.
Speaker 1: Done morning, Everybody's d J n V. Just hilarious.
Speaker 3: Charlamagne the guy we are the Breakfast Club, La La
Speaker 3: Rosa is here as well.
Speaker 1: We got a special guess of the bell. Yes, one
Speaker 1: of my favorite comedians, badies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but one of my favorite gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Yes, Garry Owen.
Speaker 4: Let's get it. Rating is about the skyrocket?
Speaker 5: How you feeling?
Speaker 1: First and foremost? How's everything?
Speaker 4: These great? No complaints.
Speaker 3: I've been I've been really watching your clips the last
Speaker 3: couple of the last the last couple of weeks, I've
Speaker 3: been watching your clips, and I just want to say
Speaker 3: salute to you. I've seen a couple of clips where
Speaker 3: one guy which was kind of weird.
Speaker 1: I thought it was kind of weird.
Speaker 3: His wife died, Yes, and he still went to see
Speaker 3: Gary Owen.
Speaker 5: Yes, two days two days later, two days.
Speaker 3: Later, uh, because he was supposed to go with his
Speaker 3: wife and his wife died and he still went, which
Speaker 3: was surprised, but he went, and Gary, you decided to
Speaker 3: take care of the funeral course.
Speaker 4: The well, they cremated her there.
Speaker 2: I took care of the earn. Then I gave him.
Speaker 2: I gave him more because he had to take off
Speaker 2: work for a month. But he didn't I don't think
Speaker 2: he had a a GoFundMe. So he got that and
Speaker 2: that got over fourteen thousand. Wow, So he got But
Speaker 2: the reason it just was kind of spur of the moment,
Speaker 2: But it was more he didn't ask, because then you
Speaker 2: see the good and the bad side of social media
Speaker 2: to do something like that, because I had my DMS
Speaker 2: got overrun. Well, since you helped him.
Speaker 1: Help me, can you do this?
Speaker 2: Can alls? He sent me a message was he told
Speaker 2: me that his wife passed. They and then when I
Speaker 2: saw his page. They go to a lot of comedy shows.
Speaker 2: That was their thing. So they got pictures of all
Speaker 2: kinds of comedians and so he's I'm going to go
Speaker 2: because she wanted.
Speaker 1: She we were supposed to go.
Speaker 2: And so that's why I took care of it. Because
Speaker 2: he didn't ask. He said, Man, I don't know if
Speaker 2: you do meet and Greece, but I really like to
Speaker 2: get a picture with you. That's all he wanted.
Speaker 1: That's all he wanted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I could even tell you even when he
Speaker 3: was asked and he was stuttering like I'm not here
Speaker 3: for this, but thank you, And I wanted to know,
Speaker 3: you know, because you pick on. I don't want to
Speaker 3: say pick on, but you will call people out at
Speaker 3: a show. Have you ever called down somebody and it
Speaker 3: was wrong? Like I've done it uphill all the time,
Speaker 3: But like, so what does your mom think? And they'd
Speaker 3: be like, my mom's dead, Like it's happened a bunch
Speaker 3: of times.
Speaker 1: So has that happened?
Speaker 2: Ye? Yeah, yeah, you just be like, oh, the way
Speaker 2: to bring the show down if you had a conversation.
Speaker 2: You're there to laugh, But that's gonna happen, you know,
Speaker 2: not mean like that. People think I'm just doing like
Speaker 2: crowd work. Sometimes I get interrupted and we're taping it now.
Speaker 2: So I finally got a full time camera person with me,
Speaker 2: which I should have did a long time ago.
Speaker 1: Oh that's why I'm seeing so many clips now. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well I got the right editor too.
Speaker 2: I mean I had camera guys, but then I'd be like,
Speaker 2: why did you stop it there? Now I got it.
Speaker 2: Took trial and error. Now I got the right team.
Speaker 2: So that's why I think you're seeing me more in
Speaker 2: the algorithms and the clips are better because they're actually
Speaker 2: capturing it and they're editing it correctly, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 6: So you're so you were always doing it, you just
Speaker 6: got a team to actually capture it, edit it and
Speaker 6: put it together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks to Nate Jackson. Okay, I saw him here
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 3: To Jackson, but also Lon Rosa that's sitting to the
Speaker 3: right of you, threw a shot.
Speaker 1: At you, just just just you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was.
Speaker 3: Another white comedian here and I think she was trying
Speaker 3: to pick two white comedians against him.
Speaker 5: That a white comedian, Yes, and she.
Speaker 1: Just threw a shot at you for no reason.
Speaker 4: And we didn't.
Speaker 1: Let's let's listen to the order know what's going on.
Speaker 2: But they brought up to Kendrick Lamartin and all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, the girl that fills in for justs hilarious
Speaker 2: that was there when I was there a few months ago.
Speaker 2: They said, you know, Kendrick has never really said who
Speaker 2: he's talking about. Andrew's like, how do we even know
Speaker 2: Kendrick was talking about me?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: Envy Charlotte Magne and the Schultz is like, we don't
Speaker 2: even know who Kendrick was talking about. He could have
Speaker 2: been talking about Gary Owen and literally goes, anybody check
Speaker 2: it for Gary? Al I tell you, this girl, I
Speaker 2: can't remember her name. I don't know what her issue
Speaker 2: was with me is, but I'd be like, what how
Speaker 2: did I catch a strain?
Speaker 1: Anybody checking for Gary Owen?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, twelve show in Baltimore, somebody check
Speaker 2: it for me?
Speaker 4: Worried moved out in Nashville this weekend?
Speaker 2: Somebody checking for me? Yeah? You tell she like takes
Speaker 2: her hip hop real serious and the lyrics real serious.
Speaker 2: I could tell when I was there. I go, so,
Speaker 2: She's like, you know, Andrew, how can you say that?
Speaker 4: And you know you got.
Speaker 2: Almost you almost was defending Kendrick. But I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: she takes those lyrics serious, takes your hip hop serious.
Speaker 2: It reminded me it was like when Terre Scott manning
Speaker 2: me because I said up, I said a joke, Like
Speaker 2: in her mind, I'm not a real.
Speaker 4: Celeb, I'm not a real entertainer.
Speaker 2: She doesn't take me serious, doesn't feel I bet you
Speaker 2: in her mind, if she was booking the show, she
Speaker 2: wouldn't have me on. I bet you in her mind.
Speaker 2: She goes, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: No, why are you like that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: No, why first before we ask me questions?
Speaker 5: Do you know my name? Now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Laura l Rossa from Delaware with the Delaware State.
Speaker 7: Okay, people come from me, they act like they don't
Speaker 7: know my name. But first of all, it wasn't a shot.
Speaker 8: What you are I okay, so I have a shot?
Speaker 8: Can you be quiet?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 7: I have a tendency to say things and I don't
Speaker 7: think much of it. But then I'm realizing that people
Speaker 7: It hits people differently because I thought I was saying that.
Speaker 7: During that time, it was very clear what Kendrick Lamar
Speaker 7: was talking about because Andrew Schultz and the conversation that
Speaker 7: he had was all over the news, and then the
Speaker 7: Kendrick Lamar stuff happened, so over the news.
Speaker 2: Gary Owen, don't be all over news, but show Kendrick
Speaker 2: Andrews work Kendrick at the.
Speaker 7: Same time, y'all know what I'm talking about. Like, it
Speaker 7: was very clear at the time what was happening. It
Speaker 7: wasn't a dig at you. It was like I thought
Speaker 7: we all saw the same thing. I saw.
Speaker 8: You said that was I think you a celebrity.
Speaker 2: No, I just want content. I want you to I
Speaker 2: don't take none of this personal. And if I'm doing
Speaker 2: a RAM, I'm like, yeah, they probably picked this up and.
Speaker 4: Sure enough took that babe.
Speaker 5: I mean no, I saw you in your car.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it helped out, helped both of us out. Now,
Speaker 4: look then they're going to clip this up and we're
Speaker 4: still riding that Kendrick train.
Speaker 8: You were like my first celebrity or not celebrity beef.
Speaker 2: It's someone. All my beefs are fake. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: the Michael Black's and moments fake. This this thing we're
Speaker 2: about to do with Nate, it's fake.
Speaker 1: Before we get to before we get to Nate. And
Speaker 1: I don't see. I don't know what your problem is,
Speaker 1: Gary or when with these with black women?
Speaker 3: Black women just then to the left of you, you
Speaker 3: and Jes Hilarious went back and forth because we yes,
Speaker 3: I ain't never saying.
Speaker 5: But I never and I don't know why this white
Speaker 5: man decided to attack me.
Speaker 1: Listen me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jess Hilarious went to Detroit Mike EV's Comedy club,
Speaker 2: which Mike EV's had nothing to do with it. I
Speaker 2: think his name is on it, but I guess it
Speaker 2: just wasn't run well.
Speaker 4: The weekend, she was there.
Speaker 2: She goes to the Brest Club and she goes, you know,
Speaker 2: they told me Damon Williams is gonna be on the show.
Speaker 2: I get there's Damon Williams. I don't know, No, damn
Speaker 2: Damon Williams. And I'm going, Jess. Everybody knows Damon Williams
Speaker 2: in the comedy world. I don't know why she took
Speaker 2: that moment to dig on Damon, like, I don't know
Speaker 2: damn Damon Williams. Every comic knows Damon Williams. Out of Chicago.
Speaker 5: I'm from Baltimore. I ain't from no damned Chicago.
Speaker 2: No Dan Williams.
Speaker 5: Yeah I do now I know who he is.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: He's a good dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, obviously. But I met him.
Speaker 6: One time backstage right he was on the same show.
Speaker 6: I meet so many people on one shows.
Speaker 5: But you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: So I think it was the damn. Yeah, it was
Speaker 4: the damn he said, I don't know dam will dam wig.
Speaker 1: She was more taking her frustration out on the club.
Speaker 6: It was just more so, and it was you weren't
Speaker 6: the only one, it was. It was a lot of people.
Speaker 6: I think he called an X to make videos to
Speaker 6: say like yo, come on, it showedy ruining my credibility.
Speaker 5: I'm valid, I'm in these streets.
Speaker 6: I've been like a pioneer and this ship. Can y'all
Speaker 6: please let her know who I am? And it was
Speaker 6: it was you amongst other you know o G comics
Speaker 6: that made the video and said it. But I'm like, yo,
Speaker 6: I really did not know who he was until uh
Speaker 6: videos were no pictures were posted. A couple of pictures
Speaker 6: were posted from one night at a club.
Speaker 5: We were on d.
Speaker 6: Yes and I did I swear. I meet so many
Speaker 6: people like I just did not remember. Oh that's Damon Williams. Okay,
Speaker 6: cool even still only met him one time. Now my bad,
Speaker 6: But like I'm not gonna say sorry because I didn't
Speaker 6: know who he was by name, and every comic does
Speaker 6: not know Dami Williams.
Speaker 5: Every comic does not know me. Every comic don't even
Speaker 5: know your ass.
Speaker 2: Shocking.
Speaker 5: I don't know everybody. Some people are just like dug,
Speaker 5: we know what that is. You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: But it's like I I did not know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he ran with it and like I said,
Speaker 2: it's all content. I didn't I didn't say jes no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 3: I like, so you just joked in me if you
Speaker 3: didn't even he didn't even call it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, I'm very listen, I'm very very strategic. You
Speaker 2: don't see me calling them out their name. You don't
Speaker 2: see me saying they should get fired. You don't see
Speaker 2: me saying they're not good at their job. I don't ever.
Speaker 2: I'm like, anybody check for Gary Olan, you know who
Speaker 2: Damn Damon Williams is, and then I just keep it moving.
Speaker 2: I'm like they're gonna respond. I literally go to my
Speaker 2: phone and be like, oh yeah, Lauren did it. When
Speaker 2: I go on, Jess is going to bring this up.
Speaker 6: And you know what's crazy when you did that when
Speaker 6: you posted the video, somebody was like, what telling me
Speaker 6: from make a video talking about.
Speaker 5: I probably don't know no Damn Damn, but I was like,
Speaker 5: you know that's.
Speaker 2: Gary yeah, so boom yeah talking about it and gonna
Speaker 2: get the smoke smoke unless respectful like beef person. Just
Speaker 2: like her, Lauren, she just good at her job.
Speaker 8: You didn't say that.
Speaker 5: He did said hip hop.
Speaker 8: That was a dish.
Speaker 5: You just that was good at my job.
Speaker 7: You said I take my hip hop very serious, like
Speaker 7: that was like a your name exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was that was that was on purpose.
Speaker 8: If you think I'm good at my job, you can say, now.
Speaker 4: Are you good at your job?
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 2: I think you add something to the show, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? You're's good to have a little antagonist
Speaker 2: every now and then.
Speaker 8: But what does that.
Speaker 7: Do for you though? At where you are? Because like, wow, yeah,
Speaker 7: it's fun.
Speaker 4: Can we have fun in this?
Speaker 5: No, I'm just saying where you are.
Speaker 7: Meaning so when I when you said I didn't think
Speaker 7: you were a celebrity, I was like, what, I've been
Speaker 7: watching you. My household has been watching you forever. I
Speaker 7: do think you're a celebrity. I'm saying where you are
Speaker 7: as if, like you, you're at a point where like
Speaker 7: that type of trolling do you need to do that?
Speaker 2: I don't think it was trolling. I like the breakfast club.
Speaker 7: So I chime in, Yeah, you're saying commentating, commentating that
Speaker 7: same thing you're doing. Yeah, but I feel like my
Speaker 7: comment like you're you're here saying those weren't your true feelings.
Speaker 8: If I say something that's really how.
Speaker 1: I feels fake.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm completely fake on the internet.
Speaker 8: Yes, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I mean I did. One of my specials is literally
Speaker 2: called hashtag doing what I do because I go, I'm lying.
Speaker 2: If I need a hashtag, I'm lying. I taking pictures
Speaker 2: in front of the yachts. I wasn't on the yacht.
Speaker 2: I was lying.
Speaker 5: Oh so that's what bow Wow got all that face
Speaker 5: ship from.
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably did you. That's where I got it from.
Speaker 2: I got from the best even on private Planninggo, that's
Speaker 2: a good idea.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you got your comedy special, Gary, He's got
Speaker 6: the one on Netflix.
Speaker 2: No, you know that's a lie.
Speaker 4: It's you two.
Speaker 5: You gotta do a video about it.
Speaker 8: Netflix yet.
Speaker 6: But Yo, so do you really does it really grind
Speaker 6: the gears when people call you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean.
Speaker 9: When people say Gary Owens not I don't think the public,
Speaker 9: but I think when a promoter hires me and you
Speaker 9: put on the flyer, I'm like, dude, you were the
Speaker 9: wrong name on the flyer.
Speaker 2: The funny it just happened last week, uh Stavid. They
Speaker 2: did some promo video about some city I'm coming to
Speaker 2: and it was Gary Owens. I go, bro, and he's like,
Speaker 2: why aren't you reposting it? I go, because you got
Speaker 2: the name wrong. They don't do it to nobody else.
Speaker 2: You don't see Bruce. Bruce's earthquakes just hilarious.
Speaker 3: Now, you know, on a serious note, you are funny.
Speaker 3: You sell out shows all the time, You sell out
Speaker 3: specials all the time. What did you do to an
Speaker 3: executive at Netflix? Did you bang somebody's Why you did
Speaker 3: you bang somebody's?
Speaker 2: Man? Like?
Speaker 1: What did you do where they are not reaching out
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know, Come on, I know I but
Speaker 2: you know what it's been. People think like I got
Speaker 2: all this these special all these networks. Now it was
Speaker 2: BT had a good relationship with them when they were
Speaker 2: doing comedy and then Showtime I had a good relationship
Speaker 2: with them. So Showtime stopped doing comedy specials. So it
Speaker 2: pretty much there's three buyers right now, Hulu, Amazon and Netflix.
Speaker 2: Right So, I don't know, you asked me, I don't know.
Speaker 3: See comedians getting specially that you feel like he's not
Speaker 3: better than me.
Speaker 2: I think we all think we're better than everybody else.
Speaker 2: If we're being honest, we're like, but I would I'm
Speaker 2: not ever bitter towards another guy getting a Netflix special.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, that's fine because I'm doing fine, Like
Speaker 2: I'm selling out everywhere in advance, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So I'm the YouTube's I finally figured figured it out
Speaker 2: with YouTube. I said, who was the highest paid people
Speaker 2: on TV? It was judges and it was daytime talk
Speaker 2: show hosts. And I was like, why cause they're on
Speaker 2: every day? Correct, that's why you knew Jerry Jerry Springer
Speaker 2: was on once a week. He wouldn't have been. So
Speaker 2: I go, I gotta post a clip every day. I
Speaker 2: have to take over people's phones and I have to
Speaker 2: post good clips. Once I figured that out, I go,
Speaker 2: it just went. And this is all in the last
Speaker 2: like three months. And I can tell it just went
Speaker 2: because even my guy Adam who's he's like slash opener
Speaker 2: and he's also my web guy. It was the best
Speaker 2: DM I ever answered This guy DM me like two
Speaker 2: years ago and said, hey, I'm just starting out doing
Speaker 2: stand up. You know, I've been watching you forever. And
Speaker 2: I said, I looked at this page. Who does your clips?
Speaker 2: He says, I do it myself. I said, you can
Speaker 2: come down to a guest spot. We said the West
Speaker 2: Palm Beach. Improv I go, if you film me and
Speaker 2: let me see how the clips look and me, and
Speaker 2: it's been seamless ever since. It took a while for
Speaker 2: me to bring him on like full time.
Speaker 1: But now, But do you just hire him for the clips?
Speaker 2: Oh, he's very funny and he takes the craft serious.
Speaker 2: Like even when he's not with me, he's on stage
Speaker 2: every night he's open Mike and I'm like, dude, you're
Speaker 2: on stage again. So he takes the craft serious and
Speaker 2: I love the way he edits me and it's just
Speaker 2: it's seamless. So I'll even call him be like that
Speaker 2: that clip wasn't funny, take down or it's too short
Speaker 2: or you know, but we were good together. But that's
Speaker 2: what that's what's happened over the last like three months.
Speaker 2: We finally was like we made a decision. Every day
Speaker 2: we got to post a clip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that's work because I can tell the difference.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So he's a comedian.
Speaker 2: He's a comedian Adam Fink, and.
Speaker 5: He is a videographer and he does.
Speaker 2: He came from like doing rap videos. He was like
Speaker 2: working with Big Sean and some other people, and so
Speaker 2: working with me is great. He goes, dude, there's less weed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm getting paid on time. No, offense. Yeah, I got paid,
Speaker 2: but I have to ask you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: don't get my money the videos over the song's number two?
Speaker 5: Hi everybody, Hi?
Speaker 1: And what happened with you? In need Jackson? So you
Speaker 1: would need Jackson? You'll do well? You used to do
Speaker 1: a podcast together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he alluded that you might have stole some
Speaker 3: of his materials stuff and not.
Speaker 4: Still nobody's me and a Jackie.
Speaker 8: You're seeing us, not material But it was like the
Speaker 8: idea concern.
Speaker 2: Here's Nate's issue. He reads comments too much and takes
Speaker 2: him the heart and so I'm sure in his brain.
Speaker 2: Two people said Gary wore jersey and I did. I
Speaker 2: live in Houston. I got an Astros jersey. I put
Speaker 2: it on one night. I thought nothing of it, and
Speaker 2: my first head shot was in a jersey. So I
Speaker 2: was like to say, I stole a jersey like. I
Speaker 2: was looking at Nate like, and then I know Nate
Speaker 2: puts out a lot of clips. I didn't know he
Speaker 2: does like a monthly thing because he puts out so much.
Speaker 2: So I was sitting here going huh. I said, I
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get all these cities. We're gonna clip it up.
Speaker 2: And I said at the first on the first of
Speaker 2: the month, we'll do whatever city I was in, like
Speaker 2: in Baltimore, We'll do that, and we'll do I'm gonna
Speaker 2: call it off the Dome. So Nick, I guess he's
Speaker 2: a podcast. When he goes, hey, man, I had a beef.
Speaker 2: He goes, you put on a jersey and then you
Speaker 2: put on the best of and you call it off
Speaker 2: the dome. I go and and then he was like, man,
Speaker 2: you know, I do a compilation and I wear jerseys
Speaker 2: in every city. I said, Yo, so you gotta you
Speaker 2: can't wear jerseys? Is that where right now?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 2: So I just think he read the comments and then
Speaker 2: I don't know, we're good, like he said, we're good.
Speaker 2: I just I think he shouldn't read the comments as
Speaker 2: much because I read the comments. I don't take him personal.
Speaker 3: This is what he said for people that don't know,
Speaker 3: so we can have a clear understanding what he said
Speaker 3: when he was here.
Speaker 2: I rock with Gary.
Speaker 5: I have no I have no malice, you know what
Speaker 5: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And so he's good, but uh not.
Speaker 10: But it's just and and so I have noticed that
Speaker 10: as I'm up in the Pacific Northwest fighting for ways
Speaker 10: to be an innovator and stay relevant from way to
Speaker 10: fuck up there and off the grid. That sometimes people
Speaker 10: come up and they're like, Oh, that'sh it is, that's
Speaker 10: the sauce. You can't I can't protect that, whether he
Speaker 10: comes close to me and does it, or stay away.
Speaker 5: From me and does it.
Speaker 10: If somebody sees an editing style or a wave or
Speaker 10: I don't know, a dress, or away somebody walks and
Speaker 10: talk and it's working, there's nothing you can do. He
Speaker 10: from he's from there. Well, he's from Ohio. He lived
Speaker 10: listening to envy.
Speaker 2: No, but I wore I wore an Excel jersey. Nate's
Speaker 2: not wearing jersey. You're stupid with extra large. He's not
Speaker 2: wearing an extra lar. If I would wore a triple X,
Speaker 2: I stole it.
Speaker 5: That's mean it's not me?
Speaker 2: Is it me he's wearing.
Speaker 8: Is that a joke or.
Speaker 2: I just don't want I want him to see it
Speaker 2: and I want him to react.
Speaker 1: Anymore. Now he says it's timing. Is it timing?
Speaker 2: It really was like when I did his club last year,
Speaker 2: I said, Yo, he's because he's he's an impressive guy.
Speaker 2: And if I took anything from Nate, it's work ethic
Speaker 2: and you know, investing in yourself. So the full time
Speaker 2: camera guys that are on the road with you, I said,
Speaker 2: I gotta start doing that.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I'm the first one to admit like I was probably.
Speaker 2: I saw Bill Brown here and he was like, I
Speaker 2: take care of my people and make sure they're paid well.
Speaker 2: And I when I hear comments that, I go, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't want people work from me struggling, so I
Speaker 2: make sure everybody's well compensated. When I saw Nate taking
Speaker 2: his camera guys on the road, I go, I gotta
Speaker 2: do that. And Nate's the one that told me you
Speaker 2: should have the camera guys with you at all time.
Speaker 2: So if I took anything from him, it's that. So
Speaker 2: the podcastingway, because he doesn't live in Tacoma, it's far
Speaker 2: and I'm going up there once a month for like
Speaker 2: two three days and we're busting out five six episodes,
Speaker 2: and so it was just it was a lot. It
Speaker 2: was taxing, and we weren't, you know, it just he
Speaker 2: got busy. I got busy, and I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: this is a lot. And we agree.
Speaker 6: I'm Houston, Oh shit, you're Houston, and he's watched Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: but he's got his own studio, which is impressive.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, this is it's like a mini
Speaker 2: mini Tyler Perry going on over there. He's got his
Speaker 2: own spot he can do and he runs his merch
Speaker 2: out of there, and he's got like three people in
Speaker 2: cubicles just cutting up his clips. So if I took
Speaker 2: anything from Naden's that, but no, like I said, we're good.
Speaker 2: I don't take nothing personal, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I just think he got a couple of comments and
Speaker 2: then he was like, hey, wait a minute, I do
Speaker 2: this cause like Charlomane's got a podcast, he wasn't the
Speaker 2: first one to do a podcast. Somebody did a podcast,
Speaker 2: saw there's money in it, saw that you could build stuff,
Speaker 2: and you go with it.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 4: Matt Rife, I didn't know I had a TikTok.
Speaker 2: And then I remember I was in Atlanta and the
Speaker 2: club owner there, Gary Abdul, I saw Matt Rife and
Speaker 2: he was sold out, like a month in advance. I go,
Speaker 2: Matt Riife sold out already. He goes TikTok bro he
Speaker 2: would nuts. I called my web people. I go, dude,
Speaker 2: do I got a TikTok, they go, you got six
Speaker 2: hundred thousand followers. I didn't know I had a TikTok.
Speaker 2: They had already had it, and my clips was up
Speaker 2: there and I was like, oh I got one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So now I make sure, just like Instagram YouTube, I
Speaker 2: make sure I'm active in my TikTok. But where'd I
Speaker 2: get that from? Matt Rife took off?
Speaker 1: You know that they monetize it. Did you get a
Speaker 1: check from TikTok every month? Okay?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 6: Because m he just put me on today. I didn't
Speaker 6: realize that I had like that I could monetize TikTok.
Speaker 6: I never posted on somebody undred thousand views. I literally
Speaker 6: had somebody running it. I never was on TikTok. I
Speaker 6: never been on Twitter any of it. I just run Instagram.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 6: So when MB came in here a couple of weeks ago, like, yo,
Speaker 6: are you monetizing? Like, I didn't know you can make
Speaker 6: I didn't know I could make money off Facebook for
Speaker 6: the money, right, But he told me that, And so
Speaker 6: now I'm working on all my social media.
Speaker 4: Right, I'm saying, your thief, obviously, you know what.
Speaker 2: Damon Williams has a TikTok.
Speaker 5: He actually should have off that whole moment.
Speaker 6: He should have had who is Damon Williams to it
Speaker 6: so you could tell people who didn't know who he was.
Speaker 2: I think he he one thing I will say he maximized.
Speaker 2: I think that was we say like how could just
Speaker 2: do that? But that was like the best thing for
Speaker 2: for him at that time.
Speaker 4: Literally it went everywhere.
Speaker 5: You know, you're welcome.
Speaker 2: It's like Angel Rees, the best thing she ever did
Speaker 2: was do the ring thing to Caitlyn Clark. Of course
Speaker 2: because she's the villain, you know, because wm A is
Speaker 2: kind of boring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now every time they sold.
Speaker 2: When when Angels and Caitlyn play, you watch that thing.
Speaker 5: It went from angel Rees doing that, you know, to
Speaker 5: the dill dos all over the court.
Speaker 4: Man, that's when you know your your leagu's boring.
Speaker 2: That's the headline. Not the score, because I guarantee you
Speaker 2: all those all those games that don't got thrown the court.
Speaker 4: No, he knows the score.
Speaker 1: I got in trouble for that the other day because.
Speaker 4: The court.
Speaker 1: That was like w n b A, there was a
Speaker 1: deal thrown on the court. Show him what was the score?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Nobody cares no.
Speaker 6: Look, going back to what you said about your videographer, right,
Speaker 6: Like you say he's a comedian, right, what do you do?
Speaker 5: Was he a comedian? But when you met him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he d M me and he was like, I'm
Speaker 2: a comedian and he was already. I went through his
Speaker 2: page and I saw his videos and I go, that's
Speaker 2: pretty good. I go, can you record me? And he
Speaker 2: was like yeah. So we tried it and it took
Speaker 2: about seven eight months for me to bring him on
Speaker 2: full time. I use him here and there. But he
Speaker 2: got better too, like he now we're we're synergized. He
Speaker 2: gets me, I get him. He's so I like how
Speaker 2: he's like he's way younger than me. So he's like thirty,
Speaker 2: so he he knows what the thirty year olds are
Speaker 2: looking for. You Nah, that attention spanic gonna be there
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Really it's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah for real. So so woo sorry my neglecting eye contact.
Speaker 2: I'm over here.
Speaker 4: I'll leave you out. Yeah like this, Yeah, the energy
Speaker 4: is great.
Speaker 1: So what do you do?
Speaker 5: Right when he goes like when he blows, he pops off.
Speaker 2: Like good, we talked about us, dude. I would love
Speaker 2: to have the the like Joe Cooy opened up for
Speaker 2: Chelsea handler christ Leah opened up for Joe Coy. That's
Speaker 2: how deal. And he told me he goes dude. By
Speaker 2: the time that happens, this is going to be a
Speaker 2: well oiled machine. You're going to be good, you know,
Speaker 2: because he's we I have a full time camera guy
Speaker 2: that's not Adam. Adam edits it. So Adam doesn't have
Speaker 2: to be with me every week, you know. But I
Speaker 2: like him with me because when you're in the room,
Speaker 2: you know when the energy's right.
Speaker 5: It's a comedian.
Speaker 2: That one that went nuts last month the paper Straws
Speaker 2: won in Baltimore went with the guy I was like
Speaker 2: imitating four people at the same time, the security guards
Speaker 2: and everything. It was like I forgot all about that.
Speaker 2: That was back in February. That happened, Yeah, but he
Speaker 2: captured it. If he wasn't there, we missed out on that.
Speaker 2: So if you're talking about what I took from Nate,
Speaker 2: keep the camera guys with me, because that wasn't crowd work.
Speaker 2: That was I was getting interrupted. The guy was like animate,
Speaker 2: and we come to find out he doesn't drink, and
Speaker 2: they were trying to get buy drinks. That was a discussion.
Speaker 2: He bought the VIP takes, but he wasn't buying anything.
Speaker 2: They're like, dude, you need to buy some drinks. He's like,
Speaker 2: I don't drink. That was what the I didn't know,
Speaker 2: but they were so animate. I just started going. But
Speaker 2: that wasn't like crowd work. That just got interrupted and
Speaker 2: rolled with it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: He said, John Sena's interview really really change your perspective
Speaker 3: on things.
Speaker 1: So break that down. What how did it change your perspective?
Speaker 2: It was funny because like the week before he came on,
Speaker 2: Kelsey Plum were talking about the WA player. She like
Speaker 2: snapped on somebody that was trying to get her autograph,
Speaker 2: and she goes, how does that make you feel as
Speaker 2: a as a grown person? You know? Doing that? Then
Speaker 2: when John Cena came on your show and he goes,
Speaker 2: if I can sign something and a guy can make
Speaker 2: money off of it, it snow sweat off my back
Speaker 2: because I'm helping put food on somebody else's table, and
Speaker 2: I go, dang, I was caught up and you're just
Speaker 2: gonna sell this now. I'm like, it ain't nothing, I'll
Speaker 2: sign it, you know what I mean? So I'm glad
Speaker 2: I saw that because it really did change my perspective
Speaker 2: on things, cause we get so caught up and like
Speaker 2: we feel like we're getting taken advantage of, or we
Speaker 2: want a piece of everything that has our name on it.
Speaker 2: But if somebody in a blow up but eight by
Speaker 2: ten glossy and I can sign it and they can
Speaker 2: get one hundred bucks for it, there's no sort off
Speaker 2: my back. But you know what I mean, I'm glady,
Speaker 2: I'm glad I saw that. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: That was dope.
Speaker 2: That was good.
Speaker 1: And let's talk about this special.
Speaker 5: Yes, Gary Owen, no ship on.
Speaker 2: YouTube, No s on YouTube, no s because black people
Speaker 2: put s on my name, No s on you, Gary.
Speaker 1: Owen, no s, no s on YouTube.
Speaker 5: So it's only us that do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got Filipinos put a p on it in
Speaker 2: the beginning, Perry Poens. Just Pilipinos put.
Speaker 8: On targets like targets target it's just an older black
Speaker 8: person thing. I don't know. They put s's on everything.
Speaker 5: Damn, that's true. I didn't know that we was the
Speaker 5: only one who did that.
Speaker 4: Black people love the letter S.
Speaker 2: You guys love it.
Speaker 7: You're not coming to the cookout anymore. We can't because
Speaker 7: the what do you mean? Are you disassociating yourself? Like
Speaker 7: because they're going to still called Gary Owens.
Speaker 2: Maybe I still come a cookout. Maybe we'll talk about it,
Speaker 2: share your like Gary was at the cookout yesterday and
Speaker 2: like Lauren, you knew who I was. He didn't even
Speaker 2: say hello at the cookout, said I'm not coming to
Speaker 2: the horse.
Speaker 4: You coming to my cookout? Where Charlotte Mane? I miss him?
Speaker 1: I want to ask to you know.
Speaker 3: So you had a crazy divorce and it's finally over.
Speaker 3: You moved on and everything is good. So you've been
Speaker 3: You spoke about your relationship with your kids. Has that
Speaker 3: gotten any better at all?
Speaker 2: Son got right after I left here last time. Son
Speaker 2: got ahold of me. So now we're good. He was
Speaker 2: just in Vegas with me last two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: How did y'all make that the interview?
Speaker 4: He didn't see the interview.
Speaker 2: He had an issue at his job and he needed
Speaker 2: my help, needed my advice, so he just called at
Speaker 2: a left field.
Speaker 4: It was funny because out.
Speaker 2: Of my open we're in Philly and he matched with
Speaker 2: this girl on tender and he goes, yo, I got
Speaker 2: a filling this girl trying to catfish me. Can you
Speaker 2: go to the bar with me just to play wing man?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: So we're walking to the bar and my phone rings.
Speaker 2: That's my son. I looked up a my son's called me,
Speaker 2: and he looked and I go, I'm signing call me
Speaker 2: like three years. So I picked up.
Speaker 4: I said, good luck with your Tinder date.
Speaker 2: Yet, but I'm out. So we talked for like three
Speaker 2: four hours at night and then uh, yeah, we're as
Speaker 2: close as ever now. It just took took time. Daughter
Speaker 2: is still still nothing, but she's Uh, she's gonna be
Speaker 2: a tough one the crack.
Speaker 8: Have you attempted to reach out to your daughter since always?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I always do, But you know, I don't have
Speaker 2: I don't have any I don't have a way to
Speaker 2: contact her. She's not on social media. She got a
Speaker 2: new cell phone, so I have I have no way
Speaker 2: other than an email.
Speaker 8: She told her brother not to give you her number.
Speaker 2: Well, it's it's a little different than that. I'll keep
Speaker 2: that between them. I'll keep that between them. I don't
Speaker 2: want everything. I'll be on the breakfast club.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's good. But what was that initial conversation,
Speaker 1: like it was like with my son, was it natural?
Speaker 1: Was it like, Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 3: It was like, hey, Dad, we haven't spoken to speaker, Like,
Speaker 3: how was that that conversation after three years?
Speaker 1: Because still your son? Yeah, but you still got a
Speaker 1: place for y'all.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The first thing he said was, Dude, I know
Speaker 2: we got a lot to work on, and I know
Speaker 2: we'll get to it, but I really need your help
Speaker 2: with this problem right now. So I went into immediate
Speaker 2: like dad mode, like all right, this is what we
Speaker 2: gotta do. And then it just so happened. I was
Speaker 2: gonna be in the Bay Area like two weeks later,
Speaker 2: and that's where he lives. So the phone call happens
Speaker 2: two weeks later, we got to reconnect and then uh,
Speaker 2: and then he ended up flying back to Houston with me.
Speaker 2: I said, you wanna you wanna fly back Monday when
Speaker 2: I fly back? Yeah, cause you got the twins. So
Speaker 2: we got to meet the twins and then everything's good.
Speaker 2: Now he's got it. You know, he's got his favorite already,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: And be honest, when you first seen that number, did
Speaker 1: you think it was a money call?
Speaker 10: Like?
Speaker 1: You know, like because you know when your kids call,
Speaker 1: it's either problem or they need some money.
Speaker 4: Oh no, he has no problems for money. Okay, that's
Speaker 4: not an issue with him.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like this, Oh,
Speaker 2: you're making up for that three years.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a money call. It was I need some avice.
Speaker 4: Was No, that wasn't a money call. There's been money
Speaker 4: call since it's natural.
Speaker 7: Did you have a moment where you, like, because the
Speaker 7: last time you're hearing you talked about it, it was
Speaker 7: it was a little bit emotional for you, ish, did
Speaker 7: you have a moment where you like, we're like, oh, okay,
Speaker 7: like I finally got to the point where me and
Speaker 7: my son are reconnecting.
Speaker 8: You were able to like take it in.
Speaker 2: And like yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know, I was
Speaker 2: like I was able to like be honest with them
Speaker 2: about the divorce. It had nothing to do with you.
Speaker 2: That's too me and your mom because I think he
Speaker 2: I think and maybe my daughter feels that way too.
Speaker 2: I think they probably think they had something to do
Speaker 2: with it. And I was like, dude, it had nothing
Speaker 2: to do with you. Nothing. So yeah, you got you
Speaker 2: kind of replay the years lost in your brain. But
Speaker 2: then where we're at now, well, you know, we're good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I didn't miss a wedding. I didn't miss like him
Speaker 2: having kids or anything like that. So I think that
Speaker 2: would be that would be tough. Like if my daughter
Speaker 2: ever when she does get married, My god, I hope
Speaker 2: we're back in touch by them, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Yeah, all that, do you change how you do your
Speaker 7: jokes now, because, like I mean, from this point on,
Speaker 7: because your son's watching and you know all the things,
Speaker 7: and you had jokes about the divorce and all that stuff.
Speaker 8: Did y'all talk about that?
Speaker 4: Na, He's got a dark sense of humor like I do.
Speaker 2: So he was good with it twenty four Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's an adult now. Yeah, so no, he's good. He'd
Speaker 2: be cracking up. And then you know, it's funny because
Speaker 2: now he's kind of hanging out at the comedy club
Speaker 2: up there in the Bay Area because I when I
Speaker 2: did the show, I brought him up there and everybody
Speaker 2: knew him from back in the day we used to
Speaker 2: come around. So now he's kind of hanging out there
Speaker 2: a lot. So he's meeting a lot of the comedians.
Speaker 2: So it's been good because I think I've been cool
Speaker 2: with most comedians I'm like Jess, you know, with Damon.
Speaker 2: But he says, man, comedians really like you, Dad, that
Speaker 2: nobody says anything bad about you, So I hope not.
Speaker 4: You know, I don't really cross people.
Speaker 2: Like that, so that was good.
Speaker 8: He's funny.
Speaker 2: Is he trying to No, he's funny. He could do
Speaker 2: it if he wanted to pursue. But I don't think
Speaker 2: it's his passion. But he could do it. He's quick
Speaker 2: on his feet.
Speaker 3: This is how I knew you were white, Gary, not
Speaker 3: because of your complexion. You driving past a blank of
Speaker 3: America crazy and say hey, I want to close my
Speaker 3: account today. You close the account and then say, oh, well,
Speaker 3: why are the money? But the count's closed, so they say, okay,
Speaker 3: you can either take a cashier checked or cash.
Speaker 1: You take the cash.
Speaker 3: Then you proceed to go to the gym and say,
Speaker 3: you know what, I'm going to leave the cash and
Speaker 3: I just took out the bake in my car.
Speaker 1: Or I go work out for an hour plus and
Speaker 1: I expect the cash to be there. Be here. I
Speaker 1: want to send the sauna fortytes.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, yeah, relax in a sauna with money, your
Speaker 5: car absolutely white.
Speaker 1: Then you come back out your car's broken into, the
Speaker 1: money is gone with a note that says that asshole.
Speaker 5: Damn Now, how why?
Speaker 2: Where?
Speaker 1: How explain?
Speaker 10: What is that?
Speaker 2: That white privilege was kicking in that day? I thought,
Speaker 2: I'm on, I'm good, you know. I thought I wish
Speaker 2: he was there that day. I wish he was here
Speaker 2: that day. Get him Tommy kiss Christmas on these So
Speaker 2: I'm literally I don't bank a Bank of America, but
Speaker 2: I have an account there and I've had money there
Speaker 2: for years that I just I an't paying attention to.
Speaker 2: It's not money. It's not an enormous amount. No, it's there,
Speaker 2: but it's not an enormous amount. I'm not going to say.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be judged.
Speaker 8: It doesn't arranged. Is it over ten thousand? But under
Speaker 8: fifty I'm not.
Speaker 2: It's over a thousand, and under thirty you don't get
Speaker 2: to dictate. You don't get the dictators.
Speaker 1: Would have an account with over one thousand dollars in
Speaker 1: there and not know it's there.
Speaker 2: I know it's there, I just haven't.
Speaker 4: I don't bank there, so it's just kind of it's
Speaker 4: not rich like that.
Speaker 1: I just I go in.
Speaker 2: It took like an hour. I was getting fed up.
Speaker 2: I go, oh my god, dude, I'm looking to de
Speaker 2: lay like I just want to leave. And then she
Speaker 2: was like, well, do you want to cash yours check
Speaker 2: or do you want cash? I go, whatsever faster? Because
Speaker 2: once you're there for an hour, you're ready to go.
Speaker 2: She goes, we can do the cash right now? All right,
Speaker 2: my car I put in the middle consolet I go. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm just driving by Lifetime Fitness. I'm gonna stop in
Speaker 2: the sauna. I can use a little sweat. I knew
Speaker 2: people break into the lockers in lifetime, and that is
Speaker 2: I thought about it. I go, huh, I think it's
Speaker 2: safe in the car because I have the alarm on
Speaker 2: the car. You know them aldis are like tanks. And
Speaker 2: I was like this, I should be good.
Speaker 4: And it's middle of the day. It's like one thirty.
Speaker 1: Did you leave the cash?
Speaker 10: Crime?
Speaker 2: Don't have.
Speaker 8: Where did you put it?
Speaker 2: Where was it in the middle marmal?
Speaker 4: So you didn't Eve put in.
Speaker 1: The glove box and lock it.
Speaker 5: You just that's the first place I used to look
Speaker 5: when I break in niggas cars.
Speaker 2: You don't do that. Just nice, okay, okay, So you
Speaker 2: can't perfect So I come out. I'm just I'm doing
Speaker 2: not only am I getting robbed because the whitest thing
Speaker 2: I ever did was leave the money in the car.
Speaker 2: I got a smoothie, you know.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I was listening to Chris Stapleton.
Speaker 2: Wide Horse. I come out the security guards on a
Speaker 2: golf cart just sitting by my car, and I go, here,
Speaker 2: you go ahead, I gotcha, and I went, huh, look around.
Speaker 2: I mean that passenger side back window is gone, and
Speaker 2: they tried to get in all four windows, but they
Speaker 2: finally got in. Well, the police department finally called me
Speaker 2: right and they said, all right, here's what's crazy. He
Speaker 2: clearly follows you out of the bank. It's called jugging
Speaker 2: jogging in Houston, where they literally guys will sit her
Speaker 2: outside of banks and they'll follow people.
Speaker 5: Jesus.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I'm glad I didn't go home because
Speaker 2: he would have followed me home. And I'm because I
Speaker 2: was paying no attention to nothing. So I'm glad I
Speaker 2: went to the gym and uh so they said, dude,
Speaker 2: you walked right by his car. They got the cameras
Speaker 2: at Lifetime said you got out. He parked about five
Speaker 2: cars away from you. He goes, you stopped and threw
Speaker 2: something into garbage can and you literally stopped right in
Speaker 2: front of this white Chevy blazer I think he was in.
Speaker 2: Now I'm replaying to Blair, Why say blazer? Why youre
Speaker 2: a Blazer? And then I was like this, I go, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm not saying this is what I really want to know?
Speaker 1: What color was he?
Speaker 7: Do?
Speaker 2: Get? Do I get a guess?
Speaker 4: The detective was like black.
Speaker 5: And he was it was he was.
Speaker 2: It was a black guy.
Speaker 4: It was really black. So, yeah, you robbed me, you're
Speaker 4: really okay?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 10: What so?
Speaker 2: They so they he got the money, he gets there
Speaker 2: and then here's the silver lining. Once he broke into
Speaker 2: the car. I went back and had to call my
Speaker 2: insurance company, and of course they cover the damages. Well,
Speaker 2: they go re evaluate everything. They said, you know, shout
Speaker 2: out to State Farm. You know, you can consolidate the homeowners,
Speaker 2: the car and everything. They go and you're gonna save
Speaker 2: two hundred four dollars a month. So I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: tell you how much it was, but in five years
Speaker 2: I'm ahead. Thank you for robbing me because I just
Speaker 2: saved money. Oh my insurance two hundred four dollars a month. Boom,
Speaker 2: you gotta look at God, Look at God. I'm telling
Speaker 2: you come, come two thirty. Gary's ahead. Do you think
Speaker 2: you dropped the wrong one today? State Farm?
Speaker 1: They did they catch the people? Did they catch them?
Speaker 2: Then they said there, They said they do have a
Speaker 2: guy that they got him for other juggings. So now
Speaker 2: they're going to see if he ever rented a white
Speaker 2: Chevvy Blazer, because now they do. They rent the car
Speaker 2: and they take the front light. They said, this guy's
Speaker 2: a pro because he took the front license plate off,
Speaker 2: and the way he parked it, you couldn't get the
Speaker 2: lights play from the camera. And he backed up. And
Speaker 2: so here's the bad part. He tried to get into
Speaker 2: the driver's side first and couldn't and he realized, oh,
Speaker 2: I can't keep here, So he drove and parked in
Speaker 2: another part of the Lifetime Fitness and then came back
Speaker 2: like fifteen minutes later, and that's when he got in
Speaker 2: the passengers side.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 2: They said, the security guard on the golf cart that's
Speaker 2: supposed to patrol, where was he at by the way,
Speaker 2: And then they said he drove when he tried to
Speaker 2: do it the first time, he drove right by your
Speaker 2: car and sat there and looked at it for a
Speaker 2: few minutes, and then he drove off again. I'm like,
Speaker 2: where was this guy at?
Speaker 4: And let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: When you get robbed, this is what you don't do.
Speaker 2: I called a couple of people right the people. You're like, hey,
Speaker 2: I just got robbed. One you don't try to share
Speaker 2: a story of somebody else get robbed. The security guard
Speaker 2: tries to tell me about all the crimes he stopped.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't care about the du you stopped before.
Speaker 2: He was like this, he goes, I can't just having
Speaker 2: on my watch. But I took a lot of pride.
Speaker 2: Another guy that came here, he tried to rob somebody.
Speaker 2: We have some kida, tried to play basketball. They didn't
Speaker 2: want to leave. Finally they were robbing people locker room.
Speaker 4: I had to kick them out.
Speaker 2: I go due, I don't give a ship we're talking
Speaker 2: about right now.
Speaker 4: All my money's gone, windows still broke.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting on a tow truck. Bro And then he
Speaker 2: so I'm waiting on the tow truck. I'm in my car,
Speaker 2: got the a c on. I'm just sitting there with
Speaker 2: the door open. He keeps driving by trying to talk
Speaker 2: to me. I finally said, dude, I don't want to
Speaker 2: talk to you. I don't want to be rude, but
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk to you. He was and
Speaker 2: the same thing, how's it going? How you think? How
Speaker 2: do you think it's going?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 4: And yeah, So then I found out Nate Jackson got robbed,
Speaker 4: so I just want to.
Speaker 2: Do what he was doing.
Speaker 5: I know, man, that boy, so you pull out the
Speaker 5: goddamn banker was like.
Speaker 4: That's Gary Owens.
Speaker 2: He got me. I was the easy mark bro. They're
Speaker 2: like this, Oh, that's what I kept thinking. Was it
Speaker 2: an inside job with somebody in the bank, like tipping
Speaker 2: somebody off? Because that's when I heard. Also they said
Speaker 2: be careful. So now I'm replaying everybody in the bank.
Speaker 2: I'm like, there was a there was a brother in
Speaker 2: a suit at the ATM. You came in, the young
Speaker 2: Mexican dude. He was kind of walking around aimlessly, you know, like.
Speaker 1: Everybody don't play with the Mexican dude. Joe black friends
Speaker 1: Mexican Mexican and black.
Speaker 2: Oh where'd you meet him?
Speaker 1: Yeh, that's funny as hell.
Speaker 5: What do you mean in Baltimore.
Speaker 2: Met him at a specific occasion like Chipotle. What did
Speaker 2: you meet him at?
Speaker 5: Gary? I met him.
Speaker 6: His name is Chris actually, but no, I met him
Speaker 6: at one of the downtown restaurants water Ship in Baltimore.
Speaker 4: He's aware, no crazy truck driver. He's a truck driver.
Speaker 2: So he's gone a lot. Yeah, that's good. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't see what the truck driver has. It good
Speaker 2: that he's gone a lot because it makes the heart
Speaker 2: grow fonder because truck driver ain't out there wild truck stops.
Speaker 4: You know what could go wrong?
Speaker 5: A lot lizard.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying exactly. I don't think. I don't
Speaker 2: think he's If he's with you, he's not going to
Speaker 2: go back to lots. I'm sure he had one at
Speaker 2: some point in his life.
Speaker 5: Jesus, what's the next question? Anybody? Anybody?
Speaker 2: At one point, it's already sold out, sold out. We
Speaker 2: added Sunday, it sold out. You want to talk about
Speaker 2: Atlanta next week?
Speaker 4: Sold out?
Speaker 2: We did ad a show, We did at a show
Speaker 2: Sunday in Atlanta, and then in two weeks I got
Speaker 2: eleven shows in DC.
Speaker 4: They're sold out.
Speaker 5: I know that's right. You better talk.
Speaker 2: Oh wait a minute, I'm in I'm in Virginia Beach
Speaker 2: in October about that October sold out.
Speaker 5: You better tell.
Speaker 8: That's right. No more divorced jokes because it came up
Speaker 8: at court mediation.
Speaker 2: I know that with the thing, it came up mediation. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was funny. Though I can't even lie I was
Speaker 2: a good one. I never even like the same thing.
Speaker 2: If I'm talking about Jeff, we're talking about Lauren. It's
Speaker 2: all content. Even in the divorce. I was like, even
Speaker 2: with the mediation, it was content, like I was acting
Speaker 2: like I was serious. I was like, that's kind of funny,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: It's just and it's like, I know, the lawyers don't
Speaker 5: even know when to take you serious.
Speaker 2: This is what I learned. This is the biggest thing
Speaker 2: I learned. I helpe anybody's getting a divorce. Listen and
Speaker 2: then you hear it all the time. Get to a
Speaker 2: point where you're cordial with your ex and you, guys,
Speaker 2: decide what you want to do that's fair to everybody.
Speaker 2: Because this is when I knew these lawyers are playing us.
Speaker 2: We were held up for a couple of weeks over
Speaker 2: life insurance. She wanted to take out like like a
Speaker 2: I think it was like a five minut our life
Speaker 2: insurance policy on me, right you yeah, me in case
Speaker 2: I passed away. So she's good, right, yeah, but she's
Speaker 2: got to play the premium. I'm not paying it. So
Speaker 2: my lawyer went back and forth to her lawyer. Oh
Speaker 2: that's too much for life insurance. I said, I'm dead.
Speaker 2: I don't care what is she's paying for it. I
Speaker 2: don't care what my policy is. I go, well, I
Speaker 2: don't think the live insurance should be bigger than the
Speaker 2: divorce settlement.
Speaker 4: I go, who cares?
Speaker 2: When I realized I'm getting the bill, like, okay, why
Speaker 2: am I getting charged?
Speaker 4: Every email over there, I said, it's done, give it
Speaker 4: to her.
Speaker 2: I'm done. And then when I finally we finally get
Speaker 2: to a point where you're like that, I go, this
Speaker 2: is a pointless there. They will literally find one thing
Speaker 2: to keep it going. And that kept it going for
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks. The dang, if I'm dead, how
Speaker 2: much does she get? I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 4: I'm w although you do is get a physical.
Speaker 5: And getting your money taking more money to prolong it.
Speaker 2: And I finally told her, I was like I finally
Speaker 2: got to a point where I called her. I said, look,
Speaker 2: we just got to get this over with. Trust me
Speaker 2: on this. I said, yeah, I wasn't the best with fidelity,
Speaker 2: but I never did you wrong financially, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 5: So say she feeling like, all right, yeah, y'all called you.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Every now and then it'll creep back up, like I
Speaker 2: think the it's funny I on stage a little bit,
Speaker 2: like when I had the twins. I randomly sorry to
Speaker 2: airport and I said, hey, you know I had I
Speaker 2: had twins, Because yeah, I go, well, do you want
Speaker 2: to see him? She just know, I said, I know
Speaker 2: you do?
Speaker 4: So I showed her the twins, right, so.
Speaker 2: It's fun.
Speaker 8: It's not fun.
Speaker 5: She thought it was fun. She knows him by now.
Speaker 2: Anyways, She goes, there's this white arm and there's this
Speaker 2: white leg in the side of the picture.
Speaker 4: She goes, who's that.
Speaker 2: I go to nanny. She even nanny, Even nanny, we
Speaker 2: have a nanny. I go, well, you met me at
Speaker 2: the wrong time. If you with me now, you would
Speaker 2: have a nanny.
Speaker 5: He's a la I would have threw my drink at you.
Speaker 2: Why it's funny, Laura, when you get divorced. You'll know.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen not.
Speaker 3: Owen and check out his comedy special No S on YouTube.
Speaker 3: And we appreciate you for joining us anytime.
Speaker 2: This is awesome.
Speaker 4: I'm glad, I'm glad we're friends again.
Speaker 2: Lauren L. Rossa from Delaware, Delaware State. And don't just
Speaker 2: know if I ever say anything, I don't mean it.
Speaker 2: I don't at all. You should anybody check it from
Speaker 2: anything about you.
Speaker 5: You should have called the Laurel L.
Speaker 2: Roses Roses from TMZS, Delaware States.
Speaker 1: It's the breakfast Club.
Speaker 9: Good boy, hold up every day a week ago, click
Speaker 9: your ass up the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 5: You don't finish, y'all done