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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties only

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Speaker 1: on the new Hits one O six point one. What hello, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is donk Uh.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry hello ho ho ho.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying is this shell?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm don It's Donk donk Yeah, Paul Donkler.

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Speaker 2: Most people just call me Donk though. I'm the entertainment

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Speaker 2: for the work holiday party that you planned.

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Speaker 3: Right, Great, I am in front of my computer, so

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Speaker 3: you can go ahead what you need.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm just because you So I'm playing the

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Speaker 2: role of Santa for your work party, and I just

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Speaker 2: wanted to know like music selection and the genre of

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Speaker 2: music you'd like me to get down to you, and

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Speaker 2: then also like she'd if I should bring the Elf

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Speaker 2: on the shelf with me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know you saw that.

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Speaker 4: Actually, I didn't realize that came included. Actually that's really nice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean probably just regular Christmas it's fine, you know,

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you have.

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Speaker 4: Like a mix.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well all right, I guess I could put together

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Speaker 2: a routine with some Christmas classics. Okay, that sounds cool.

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Speaker 2: So the Elf on the shelf, like should I you

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Speaker 2: did you see that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the standard Christmas is fine? But what

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Speaker 3: did you mean with the routine? You know, do you

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Speaker 3: have like a certain way that you like people to

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Speaker 3: come up to you.

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Speaker 2: Well, they can just their wands and like throw them

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Speaker 2: in the g stre like you know, they can just

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Speaker 2: throw them in there. It's fine, Like I don't have

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Speaker 2: a problem with that at all. They can just approach.

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Speaker 4: So I'm sorry, do you say g string?

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, I'll not like of course, like unless you

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Speaker 2: because I can't go like full donk you know, because

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Speaker 2: I get in trouble for that.

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Speaker 4: So by full dog are you saying? You know what?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 2: Because like that's actually cool because if I bring the

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Speaker 2: off on the shelf with me, like I do a

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Speaker 2: thing where like I make it so it like has

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Speaker 2: a shelf to sit on, if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: And that's like a crowd pleasery.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, have I booked a stripper for you?

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Speaker 4: A stripper? You're I?

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Speaker 1: I am not a stripper? New okay?

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Speaker 2: All right, because that like term I find degrading. So

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Speaker 2: I'm a dancer. Like you know, I'm not a stickler

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Speaker 2: about much, but like I do like to be called

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Speaker 2: a dancer because I put a lot of art.

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Speaker 1: Into my craft. Working to my craft, I do a lot.

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Speaker 4: Of I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: You know, this is a work party, right, Like I

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Speaker 3: booked you to sit on a chair, and people come

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Speaker 3: over and say.

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Speaker 2: Ha ha yeah, and they will like there is a

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Speaker 2: portion where I sit down and people can come sit

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Speaker 2: on my lap, you know, and like tell me what

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Speaker 2: they want for the holidays, Like I'll tell them if

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Speaker 2: they've been naughty or nice or whatever. You know, I

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Speaker 2: mean most people are naughty, by the way, This is.

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Speaker 4: Not what I intended to book.

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Speaker 3: I absolutely this is a work party and you have

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Speaker 3: to keep your clothes on.

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Speaker 4: Do you have an option where you keep your clothes on?

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Speaker 2: So? Are we like negotiating then for the full donk? Like,

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Speaker 2: is that what's going on?

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Speaker 3: No, we are absolutely not negotiating for the full talk?

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Speaker 4: Okay we are.

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Speaker 3: I have booked a Santa, a regular Santa, a Fanta

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Speaker 3: that could be in front of children but will not

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Speaker 3: be but still passibly Santa.

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Speaker 1: You know what I also do.

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Speaker 2: I do this thing to Roodolph the Red Nose reindeer,

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Speaker 2: where I put like a red nose somewhere and people

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Speaker 2: love that dude.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that sounds interesting, but you know what, actually,

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Speaker 3: just no, I'm going to cancel this.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: I do have to let you know that that we

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Speaker 2: don't offer any refunds, so like like you can't get

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Speaker 2: your money back. But I guess I just I. So

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Speaker 2: you don't want the donk at your party? You don't

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Speaker 2: want donk Claus at your party.

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Speaker 4: I do not want donk Clause at my holidays? What

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Speaker 4: order is stripper Santa?

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Speaker 3: Can we.

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Speaker 4: Party?

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Speaker 2: Your coworker Angela what because she's the one who set

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Speaker 2: you up for this phone prank. This is actually Jubil

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Speaker 2: from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 2: and your coworker Angela set you up. Oh my, she

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Speaker 2: said that you even stressed out planning this holiday party

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Speaker 2: and you hired a Santa the other bench you want

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Speaker 2: to mess with you?

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: So? No?

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Speaker 1: Full dolphin or what? Still confused?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings

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Speaker 2: on the twenties,