1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 1: Hi, folks, this is Chuck here. Welcome to the Saturday 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: Selects edition of Stuff You Should Know. Uh. This week 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 1: I am picking out the cheesiest s Y s K 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 1: episode ever from August. This is not a show about 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 1: um bad music, but this is a show about cheese. Um. 6 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: I love cheese, Josh loves cheese. A lot of people 7 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:27,800 Speaker 1: love cheese. And this ended up being a very dense 8 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 1: probably could have been a two parter, but a really 9 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:33,240 Speaker 1: cool episode about the history of cheese and how it's 10 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,519 Speaker 1: made in just the varieties of cheese. Like you could 11 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 1: have an entire fourteen part series on cheese, but um, 12 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:41,320 Speaker 1: as we do, we decided to cram as much as 13 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 1: we could into one episode. So Corps and Wine cut 14 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 1: some cheese metaphorically, actually not metaphorically, and enjoyed this episode. 15 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,800 Speaker 1: Welcome to Stuff you Should Know from House Stuff Works 16 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 1: dot com. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh 17 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 1: Clark with me as always is Charles w So funny, Chuck, 18 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: Brian is that a new nickname? So funny? Chuck? My 19 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 1: wife would beg to differ. She might say, I'm not 20 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 1: so funny sometimes? No, okay, so Chuck, Yes, how you 21 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: doing I'm great. Um, I've got an intro this time? Awesome. 22 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 1: How long has it been? Uh? I don't know. It's 23 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 1: been a while really since we've had a proper intro. Yes, okay, 24 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,399 Speaker 1: if you ask me so, Um, let me paint the 25 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,399 Speaker 1: picture for you, all right. Uh. In May of two 26 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 1: thou little newspaper called the Telegraph I believe out of 27 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 1: London published an article about a recent survey of four 28 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 1: thousand consumers, British consumers, um, of what were the top 29 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: most important inventions ever created by man? Okay, so some 30 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 1: of them were not surprising. The wheel came in first place. 31 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:13,880 Speaker 1: Beer is on there and it came in Was it 32 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,639 Speaker 1: on there? I don't know. I can tell you painkillers 33 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:20,799 Speaker 1: were on there in place place? Um, but no, man, 34 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 1: I didn't see beer on here, and surely it is. 35 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: Maybe that was just they don't consider that an invention. 36 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:30,920 Speaker 1: Sliced bread um came in in seventy place. Um. The 37 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 1: iPhone came in eighth place, ahead of the combustion engine. 38 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:43,640 Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. In place came calendars okay, but then right 39 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 1: after that place came the cheese creater. M. Yeah, the greater, 40 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,959 Speaker 1: the cheese greater. That makes me think. So, first of all, 41 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 1: this is clearly one of the dumbest assemblages of four 42 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: thousand people ever put together. Calendar and then cheese creator, 43 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 1: and then ihe, um, yeah, so I think that possibly 44 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: when you give him the benf of the doubt, and 45 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 1: that they didn't assume that cheese was invented by humans, 46 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 1: that she's greater. It was clearly invented by humans. You 47 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 1: don't find them growing on trees. Cheese apparently you find 48 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 1: growing on trees. It's a gift from God. But I 49 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:27,080 Speaker 1: think had had the Polsters said, you know, I just 50 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:30,360 Speaker 1: want to remind you here that cheese is an invention, 51 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,079 Speaker 1: then it would it would have scored higher. At least 52 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 1: it would have at least replaced the cheese greater. Oh yeah, 53 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 1: I would. No. England, I don't know how they are 54 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 1: in cheese, but the EU is real big on cheese. 55 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: It is as a whole. So it's Wisconsin, so is um, 56 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: well yeah, the EU? Yeah, yeah, New York, I think 57 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 1: a Germany and uh it's in the France, Grease, Denmark, Belgium, 58 00:03:56,440 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 1: they're all like in the top ten. Grease's way ahead, 59 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: and well Greece comes up in some stats that are 60 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: coming fright after this butt chuck Um cheese is an invention, 61 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 1: and as legend goes, an accidental invention, right yeah, I 62 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 1: mean they have seen it dated back to prehistory, so 63 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 1: they can't obviously trace it back to six BC and 64 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,359 Speaker 1: say how it happened, Right, well, they can say that 65 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:26,600 Speaker 1: it was it was around at least as late as 66 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:32,039 Speaker 1: um BC, because it was found in the tomb of 67 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 1: one of the Egyptian pharaoh's cheese five thousand year old cheese, 68 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:41,599 Speaker 1: which wow um, And the idea goes. The legend goes 69 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 1: that there was some um shepherd, some goat herder, some 70 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:50,040 Speaker 1: cow herder, which I guess you'd call a rancher um 71 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,039 Speaker 1: went to I guess go tend to his flock, and 72 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 1: he had his daily milk, and he used a cowskin 73 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 1: um or a cow stomach a calf st specifically to 74 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 1: store the milk. And when he went to go drink it, 75 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,640 Speaker 1: it came out all curdled and smacked his face and 76 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,919 Speaker 1: he said, what is going on here? He told some 77 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 1: people about it and it took root. Now see I 78 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:15,360 Speaker 1: read that roc effort was invented by accident by a shepherd. Yes, 79 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 1: I read that too, and he was he stashed his 80 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,359 Speaker 1: lunch in a cave because he saw a young maiden 81 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: that he wanted to go get down with, and he 82 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,800 Speaker 1: forgot about his lunch and came back like a couple 83 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 1: of weeks later. It was moldy and he ate it anyway, 84 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,039 Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, this is pretty tasty. Yeah, 85 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 1: He's like I like this a lot. So that makes 86 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 1: me think these tales might be just intermingling something. Well, 87 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:38,320 Speaker 1: they are tales. There's nothing you know, specific, nothing documented. 88 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:43,119 Speaker 1: But Rokee fort Um also supposedly is from the dates 89 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,360 Speaker 1: to about the time of Christ. So if cheese was 90 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:50,920 Speaker 1: known to the Egyptians and c and it would have 91 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:55,640 Speaker 1: come before that. But it's possible they were invented independently accidentally. Right, 92 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 1: that's true. A lot of shepherds run around at that time, 93 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:00,840 Speaker 1: a lot more than these days. That's true. And rockefort 94 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 1: is also a p d O, which is a protected 95 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:07,560 Speaker 1: designation of origin cheese. That's Truman, which means uh, it's 96 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:12,600 Speaker 1: got to be made in uh rocofort. Right. And the 97 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:17,880 Speaker 1: specifically this mountain range is small area of mountain top. 98 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,599 Speaker 1: You got to get the sheep from there in France, 99 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 1: the agent the caves there, yep, or you're not eating rot. 100 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 1: And still to this day speaking of how Rockefer has 101 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:29,520 Speaker 1: produced these these shepherds that's still kind of dressed like 102 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:34,440 Speaker 1: they used to um during medieval kind of uh. It's 103 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,160 Speaker 1: but they all have beards. It's really kind of disturbing 104 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 1: to go to go to this area. Um. They the 105 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,880 Speaker 1: families make the cheese from their own flox milk and 106 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 1: then take it to um the caves where there where 107 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 1: it's purchased by often yours, which are expert finishers of 108 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:53,880 Speaker 1: cheese and France, which means they just sit around and 109 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,360 Speaker 1: look at it. Yeah, they're like, come on, yeah, the 110 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:59,919 Speaker 1: cheese is done. So that's that's just a brief sketch 111 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,880 Speaker 1: of cheese history, right yeah, and that's the most interesting 112 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,599 Speaker 1: stuff I would think. All right, well that's the podcast. 113 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,599 Speaker 1: All right, well let's talk let's talk cheese man. You know, 114 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:12,480 Speaker 1: these stats are interesting. Yeah. In two thousand nine, the 115 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 1: average American consumed or the Americans consumed an average depend 116 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 1: on which way you want to look at it, of 117 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 1: thirty two point nine pounds a couple of years ago 118 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,880 Speaker 1: per person per year. To say, let's say that on 119 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,040 Speaker 1: more thirty two point nine pounds. Let's just call it 120 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 1: thirty three pounds of cheese per person per year. I 121 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,680 Speaker 1: love cheese, but I don't think I eat that much. 122 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,200 Speaker 1: I had no idea I was eating that much cheese. 123 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 1: I might be. I love cheese. I'm gonna start paying attention. 124 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a yearly cheese count. Also this, um, 125 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:44,440 Speaker 1: what was it, like, thirty three pounds per American per 126 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:47,160 Speaker 1: year of cheese. Take a few ounces. That's part of 127 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:52,720 Speaker 1: eighty two billion pounds of cheese that America alone produces 128 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:54,720 Speaker 1: or produced I should say in two thousand and eight, 129 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:59,760 Speaker 1: and get this eighty two billion, two billions like eight 130 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,560 Speaker 1: to frinch stats on that. Yeah, there's a lot of 131 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,800 Speaker 1: different stats other it's true. I got from nine billion 132 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:08,360 Speaker 1: down to ten point one million, eighty two billion. We're 133 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 1: all over the place with that one. I suddenly like, really, 134 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:16,360 Speaker 1: huh uh, well, okay, this is from like a cheeseboard, 135 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:20,360 Speaker 1: probably Wisconsin. I probably would have been like the Delaware cheeseboard. 136 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:24,200 Speaker 1: I'm not listening to this, um, but uh, in nineteen 137 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:28,720 Speaker 1: seventy five, we ate fourteen pounds of cheese a person, 138 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,680 Speaker 1: So we've doubled our cheese and take Yeah, since seventy 139 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:35,199 Speaker 1: that's really something. What you were you born seventy six? 140 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:39,320 Speaker 1: I might have something to do with it. I knew 141 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,960 Speaker 1: I was destined for something, but they were. The Greeks 142 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 1: are up close to sixty pounds a year. Yeah. The 143 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:48,200 Speaker 1: Greeks in the French apparently score between fifty three to 144 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:52,000 Speaker 1: seventy three pounds on average per person. The Greeks in 145 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:56,280 Speaker 1: the French are tied as the world's greatest consumers of cheese. 146 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 1: It's a lot of feta, that is and feed is 147 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,880 Speaker 1: probably the oldest cheese, by the way, speaking of cheese history, 148 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:05,920 Speaker 1: it's also one of the simplest. Yeah, I love crumbly 149 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 1: delicious feta. Right feta. If you went to Grease and 150 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:14,400 Speaker 1: made and grab some feta that some Greek shepherd farmer 151 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:17,000 Speaker 1: had just made, and you brought it back to the US, 152 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:21,200 Speaker 1: they would slap the cuffs on you. That d a wood. Oh, 153 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,080 Speaker 1: because it's the aging laws we have here are different. Yeah, 154 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:27,480 Speaker 1: it's a raw milk cheese, and which means it's made 155 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,360 Speaker 1: from it's a fresh kind of cheese, made from unpasteurized 156 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 1: milk and um. In the US, if you make that 157 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:37,400 Speaker 1: kind of cheese. If you make cheese using pasteurized milk, um, 158 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,440 Speaker 1: you have to age it sixty days at least unpasteurized milk, 159 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:44,000 Speaker 1: unpasteurized milk. So this is just this, like we just 160 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:47,600 Speaker 1: stepped into this fascinating world if you ask me, Yeah, 161 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 1: pasteurization just quickly is uh most people know is when 162 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,680 Speaker 1: you take food, usually a liquid though, you heat it 163 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:57,200 Speaker 1: up really hot for a specific amount of time at 164 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,440 Speaker 1: a specific temperature. Then you cool it down real quickly. 165 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,760 Speaker 1: And the gold there is to slow down microbial growth, 166 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:07,360 Speaker 1: but not stop it, right, because that would be sterilization. Uh, 167 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:11,600 Speaker 1: they're not pasteurization right, named after the Great Louis past two. Yeah, 168 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,840 Speaker 1: and if you you don't want to sterilize it because 169 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:17,880 Speaker 1: that that ruins the flavor. So that would imagine sterilized milk, 170 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:22,120 Speaker 1: sterilized cheese. Yeah, it's not good stuff. But um, not 171 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:27,040 Speaker 1: only is pasteurization good for your health. Most would say 172 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:30,559 Speaker 1: while cheese kind of storys like the hardcore kind that 173 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:34,319 Speaker 1: have like mohawks with like Elmer's glue, right, sure, they 174 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:38,240 Speaker 1: will tell you, um that the only good cheese comes 175 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:42,360 Speaker 1: from cheese made from unpasteurized milk. Raw milk cheese. Yeah, 176 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,640 Speaker 1: but other people will tell you you're not really right. 177 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:49,160 Speaker 1: We can make really good cheese with pasteurized milk, and 178 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:53,760 Speaker 1: pasteurized milk makes for a an easier cheese making process. 179 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,840 Speaker 1: It's more reliable, it's more predictable. Yeah, and when you're 180 00:10:56,880 --> 00:11:00,280 Speaker 1: making tons of metric tons of cheese, you want there's 181 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:04,880 Speaker 1: something consistent like that. Alright, what a wham bang start. 182 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:08,720 Speaker 1: Why do you talk about milk all the time with cheese, Josh, Well, 183 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:12,559 Speaker 1: because cheese is really just a portable form of milk. Yeah, 184 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:16,880 Speaker 1: you know, it's it's basically it's like um grain represents 185 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:21,400 Speaker 1: um virtual water. Sure, you shipped grain from one place 186 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,719 Speaker 1: to another, you're really shipping the water that was used 187 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,160 Speaker 1: to produce the grain in addition to it. Yeah. I 188 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,560 Speaker 1: remember seeing those commercials, like I think it was Kraft, 189 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,439 Speaker 1: like there are two cups of milk and every slice 190 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:33,760 Speaker 1: of craft American cheese, and I always thought that's impossible. Yeah, 191 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,840 Speaker 1: look at it, that little slice of cheese and look 192 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 1: at two cups of milk. There's no way. You're probably right, though, No, 193 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:42,240 Speaker 1: they can't say that. There's like the second biggest food 194 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:46,080 Speaker 1: company on the planet. I think, yeah, I think yeah. 195 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:50,720 Speaker 1: So You're right, milk cheese is nothing, but milk milk 196 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:54,360 Speaker 1: is about eight water. If you remove this water, you 197 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,760 Speaker 1: got cheese. Basically, Yeah, it's a little more complicated than that, 198 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:01,040 Speaker 1: but it's not that much more complicated. Was really surprised, 199 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,000 Speaker 1: like both of us apparently went our own way and 200 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,960 Speaker 1: um learned how to make cheese. And I have to say, like, 201 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:12,800 Speaker 1: I am strongly considering getting me and you me into cheesemaking. 202 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,679 Speaker 1: You can make mozzarell pretty easily. Yeah, but I'm not big. 203 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,960 Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm mozzarella. I like a good mozzarella, but 204 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:24,439 Speaker 1: more I'm into like the slightly stinkier cheeses you can 205 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,240 Speaker 1: pull off. Making like a limburger. Well, I wouldn't make that, 206 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:32,720 Speaker 1: but I could make like a Gouda um or a chevra. Yeah, 207 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,280 Speaker 1: I like that too. Speaking of limburger quickly, I don't 208 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,520 Speaker 1: remember the name of the bacteria, but the bacteria used 209 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,840 Speaker 1: in making limburgers the same one on our body that 210 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,160 Speaker 1: creates body odor, which is why stinks. I read that 211 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:47,280 Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, that's why people say it somes like 212 00:12:47,320 --> 00:13:14,360 Speaker 1: feet Because yes, and scientifically speaking, you're absolutely right. Types 213 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:17,000 Speaker 1: of cheese. Shall we break that down real quick. Yes 214 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:22,040 Speaker 1: we should, because there's a big contentious debate about how 215 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:26,560 Speaker 1: you classify cheese, and uh, this guy, Stephen Jenkins for 216 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:28,920 Speaker 1: this article, seems to have a pretty good handle on 217 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,760 Speaker 1: how cheese should be classified. Josh. He is a member 218 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:37,040 Speaker 1: of the Confrairie des Chevalier. Dude test roma. Very nice, 219 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,160 Speaker 1: you very nice. I was just looking at say, like, 220 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,360 Speaker 1: I wonder if I'm gonna have to handle down it's 221 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:44,560 Speaker 1: cheese connoisseurs. And he's an expert, and he says you 222 00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:53,360 Speaker 1: can break him down into fresh, soft, ripened, wash, rind, natural, rind, blue, veined, uncooked, pressed, cooked, pressed, 223 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:57,520 Speaker 1: and processed, and chuck um like like we were talking 224 00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,920 Speaker 1: about already. Um, the fresh cheeses. Those are the easy, 225 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,720 Speaker 1: is the most basic, the most ancient kind. You've got 226 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:08,000 Speaker 1: your fed. You have a Caeso fresco masca pone right, 227 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 1: not marscapone, And the argoes after the sis it's muscari. 228 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,960 Speaker 1: It is always mispronounced. I have no idea because I 229 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,680 Speaker 1: thought it was Marscapone until I read it and I 230 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,800 Speaker 1: was like, Uh, that rolls off the tongue though more 231 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,520 Speaker 1: than the RS rolls off the tongue more than the 232 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:27,840 Speaker 1: This is your mascara, which isn't even cheese technically, right, No, 233 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,280 Speaker 1: it isn't. It's um. You you skim the cream off 234 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:35,480 Speaker 1: of the top of the parmesan making process and add 235 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:41,000 Speaker 1: a culture to it, and you've got mascarponegult also known 236 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,400 Speaker 1: as ricotta, but if you're from New Jersey you might 237 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:48,120 Speaker 1: say regult. Okay, and cream cheese obviously. Yeah, and I 238 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:52,360 Speaker 1: think you mentioned Caso fresco, right, Yes, those are fresh cheeses. Yeah, 239 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,280 Speaker 1: those are the ones where you just basically go through 240 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,640 Speaker 1: step one through three of cheesemaking and then you just 241 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,840 Speaker 1: start eating it. Yeah. And some of them still contain 242 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,960 Speaker 1: the liquid part the way, right, and they don't keep 243 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:06,200 Speaker 1: very long. And that is fresh cheeses is what you 244 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,040 Speaker 1: gotta eat them right away, That's right. It's a it's 245 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:12,400 Speaker 1: a portable way of preserving milk, but it's only preserving 246 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,240 Speaker 1: milk for like an extra day or two. It's very 247 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:19,280 Speaker 1: mild taste, pretty milky, Okay, Soft driping cheese is josh, 248 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,720 Speaker 1: they are semisoft. A lot of times they have a white, 249 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:26,160 Speaker 1: bloomy rind. And we're talking brie a little more flavorful 250 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,720 Speaker 1: and buttery but still pretty mild. Yeah. So the rind 251 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:33,560 Speaker 1: on breeze specifically, or any kind of bloomy rind cheese 252 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,920 Speaker 1: is made from bacteria. Right, There's a lot of bacteria 253 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,360 Speaker 1: going on with cheese, right. Well, they they just rub 254 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:43,080 Speaker 1: bacteria on the outside of the cheese, um, maybe some salt, 255 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:48,040 Speaker 1: and the bacteria starts to rot the cheese effectively from 256 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,800 Speaker 1: the outside in. So that's what the that's what the 257 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,840 Speaker 1: rind is. Some people say you should eat the rind 258 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,840 Speaker 1: because it is cheese, but it's bacteria laden cheese. I 259 00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:00,000 Speaker 1: eat the rind, do you. I actually don't really, Yeah, 260 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:04,000 Speaker 1: I dive right into that. That Brie and um Brie, 261 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,000 Speaker 1: as far as smell goes, is one of the milder 262 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:12,360 Speaker 1: um bloomy rind cheeses. Most bloomy rind cheeses and most 263 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:16,400 Speaker 1: um soft ripe and cheeses are the stinky ones, like stilton, 264 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:21,240 Speaker 1: which is the king of English cheeses, Stilton, Limburger, rogue 265 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 1: fort um. Yeah. All right, so now we are at 266 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:29,200 Speaker 1: wash rind. Those are the stinkiest of cheese is Limburger. 267 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,880 Speaker 1: And if we mentioned some of these is because they 268 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:35,360 Speaker 1: overlap into different categories. Wash rind means they usually have 269 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:39,040 Speaker 1: as a reddish orange rind, and the stink comes from 270 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:43,840 Speaker 1: washing it most times in liquid like brine or wine 271 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,200 Speaker 1: or beer. Yeah, makes it stinky. You might make a 272 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,320 Speaker 1: wheel of cheese, if it's a soft ripened cheese, and 273 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,400 Speaker 1: just throw it in like a brine bath and leave 274 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:54,600 Speaker 1: it for maybe six days per side. It's gonna float 275 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,960 Speaker 1: on top, and then you flip it, leave it for 276 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 1: another six days and you've got it washed, and that's 277 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,400 Speaker 1: it stinks because of the molden bacteria that grows because 278 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,920 Speaker 1: of that wash. Yeah, and the beer and wine bath. 279 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:09,440 Speaker 1: Um also came from the introductions of cheese to monks. 280 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,440 Speaker 1: He said, Hey, we make beer, we make wine. It's 281 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,160 Speaker 1: kind of what we contribute to the world. Plus you've 282 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:17,160 Speaker 1: got these caves, so um, you know that you can 283 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,800 Speaker 1: have a cocktailed party without cheese exactly, So there you go. 284 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:27,200 Speaker 1: It comes from natural rind moving on is uh heavier 285 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:31,119 Speaker 1: than most of other types of cheeses. It's aged usually 286 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:34,239 Speaker 1: because not all cheese is aged. A lot of them 287 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,080 Speaker 1: are made from raw milk. And again English stilton and 288 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:43,639 Speaker 1: chevroy our natural rind cheesus that's when the rind forms naturally. Yes, correct. Yes, okay, 289 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,640 Speaker 1: so rind, I guess I should correct myself. The stinky 290 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:52,640 Speaker 1: ones almost always have some sort of bacterial induced rind, 291 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:58,080 Speaker 1: whether it's hastened along by washing or it just happens naturally. 292 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,520 Speaker 1: If you got a rind usually going. If you have 293 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:06,919 Speaker 1: a moldy rind, you're gonna have a stinkier cheese. Okay, okay, yes, um? 294 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,880 Speaker 1: And then where are we chuck? Blue vein? Blue vein, 295 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:14,600 Speaker 1: that's rope for it. Gorgon zola maytag blue. It's um. 296 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,359 Speaker 1: By the way, do you like these? I love blue cheese. 297 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:21,320 Speaker 1: Love love blue vein cheese. Yeah, don't eat it all 298 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,199 Speaker 1: day long. It's exactly what it sounds like. Everybody's seen it. 299 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,680 Speaker 1: You know. You get a hunk of this and it's 300 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:29,960 Speaker 1: just like crumbling and it looks deteriorated. But that that 301 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:34,560 Speaker 1: blue or the green, the veins in it, it's mold. Yeah, 302 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:39,000 Speaker 1: pretty pretty healthy active live mold too, very tart like 303 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,960 Speaker 1: that's that's one of the cheeses that makes my jaw 304 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:45,359 Speaker 1: just go. Do you eat it as a dessert cheese? 305 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,080 Speaker 1: Uh No. I don't do a ton of dessert cheeses. 306 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,359 Speaker 1: Sometimes if I'm at you know, a restaurant that has 307 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:54,240 Speaker 1: a nice dessert cheese menu. But I just you know, 308 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,720 Speaker 1: I like the cheese and wine thing. We'll get to 309 00:18:55,760 --> 00:19:00,359 Speaker 1: that though, okay. Um. And then lastly, well it's third 310 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:03,679 Speaker 1: to lastly, we've got um. The pressed cheese is cooked 311 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,960 Speaker 1: and uncooked, right, So uncooked cheese is cheddar cheese, good 312 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:10,560 Speaker 1: old cheddar, just that orange block of cheese, Um is 313 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,640 Speaker 1: uncooked And cheddar is actually the name of a process 314 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:17,919 Speaker 1: of making cheese. Cheddaring is taking the curds and just 315 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,480 Speaker 1: pressing them down on top of one another until you 316 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,159 Speaker 1: squeeze all the way out. Yeah, and these all all 317 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 1: these pressed cheeses are really dry because you're just getting 318 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,880 Speaker 1: you're pressing the way out, like you said, and that's 319 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,560 Speaker 1: the liquid. So it's gonna be much dryer like your 320 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:36,840 Speaker 1: hard parmesano reggiano cheddar. And and also um, as a 321 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,800 Speaker 1: side note, cheese orange cheese like orange cheddar. You know 322 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,920 Speaker 1: how it's like brilliantly orange. Sometimes you're like that can't 323 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,520 Speaker 1: possibly be a real orange? What's going on there? Apparently 324 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,119 Speaker 1: back in the day, uh, in the spring and summer. 325 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,320 Speaker 1: This is the fact of the show for me, is it? 326 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,480 Speaker 1: I think? So? I would say the thirty three pounds 327 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,520 Speaker 1: per person. That's the gross fact to the show. But 328 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:01,640 Speaker 1: if you want to it's elebrate cheese at a cocktail party. 329 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,280 Speaker 1: Just say what Josh is about to say, I think 330 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,959 Speaker 1: you should take this now, I think you should okay. Um. 331 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,240 Speaker 1: Back in the day, if you had your flock out 332 00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:12,040 Speaker 1: of sheep or goats or cows, and it was spring 333 00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:15,159 Speaker 1: or summer, they were chewing grass. When they ate grass, 334 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:19,000 Speaker 1: they were ingesting a lot of beta carotene, right, okay, 335 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:21,720 Speaker 1: which lent a lot of that stuff to the milk, 336 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,919 Speaker 1: which ultimately lent a lot of it to the cheese, 337 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,960 Speaker 1: which ultimately died at orange. And in the in the 338 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,679 Speaker 1: winter months, they were eating hay, which made kind of 339 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:33,160 Speaker 1: for paler wand looking cheese. It might have tasted as good, 340 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:37,000 Speaker 1: but people tended to prefer orange cheese. Uh. It just 341 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:40,320 Speaker 1: they just thought it was better. So over time people say, well, 342 00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:42,639 Speaker 1: we're just gonna start dyeing all of our cheese orange. 343 00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:44,800 Speaker 1: And that's where it came from. And to this day, 344 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:48,720 Speaker 1: apparently it's just an open secret that among cheesemakers you 345 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,760 Speaker 1: dye your cheese orange if you're making an orange cheese. 346 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:59,760 Speaker 1: Fact of the show yes, beta carotene, grass, summer spring history. So, 347 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,720 Speaker 1: like we said, those are the press. Cheese is green 348 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:07,880 Speaker 1: air regiano. They're all pressed. It can be cooked or uncooked. 349 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,679 Speaker 1: Cheddar is uncooked, right, yes, yeah, But so if you 350 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,159 Speaker 1: take the curds and you you just press them and 351 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,680 Speaker 1: that's uncooked pressed obviously enough. If you cook the curds 352 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,919 Speaker 1: and then press them, that's cooked press and that's like 353 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:25,919 Speaker 1: grey air, Gouda yeah, Parmesan, yeah, parmegian, provolone, the pasta 354 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:32,439 Speaker 1: filada alright um. And then processed cheese we have to mention. 355 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,440 Speaker 1: So yeah, we're going down the cheese chain. Yeah. Yeah. 356 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,520 Speaker 1: Processed cheese technically again is not a cheese. It's a 357 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:42,480 Speaker 1: byproduct of the process that can have cheese scraps, can 358 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:47,399 Speaker 1: have whey and cream and water, gums, dies, other ingredients. 359 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,280 Speaker 1: You can work your way further down to easy cheese. Yeah, 360 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:55,639 Speaker 1: cheese whiz velvita. You know when a cheese doesn't need 361 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,160 Speaker 1: to be refrigerated that it's like and it comes out 362 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,480 Speaker 1: of a propellant. Yeah. I was gonna say if if 363 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,560 Speaker 1: you have cheese and a can, that's a big giveaway. 364 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:11,000 Speaker 1: Using sodium citrate, sodium phosphate, calcium phosphate, sorbic acid, sodium alginate, apple, 365 00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:13,480 Speaker 1: I don't even know how to pronounce us apple, carrotinal, 366 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:18,000 Speaker 1: and auto. These are all things in easy Cheese. Cheese 367 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,600 Speaker 1: isn't easy though, so I think that should be your 368 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:25,000 Speaker 1: other giveaway. Cheese takes time. Yes, it's not easy, although 369 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,399 Speaker 1: you think it's easy. Although there is such a product 370 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,400 Speaker 1: is easy cheese, I believe. No, that's what I'm saying. 371 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,680 Speaker 1: That's the stuff in they can that you scored out 372 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:36,320 Speaker 1: onto a cracker. So that's easy Cheese. That's I mean, 373 00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:38,720 Speaker 1: that is the brand name. Well, what's the one where 374 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,800 Speaker 1: the cheese is. It's like a little plastic train. The 375 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,720 Speaker 1: cheese is on one, other crackers around the other, and 376 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:47,159 Speaker 1: there's like that little red plastic spreader spreader. Yeah, that's uh, 377 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,879 Speaker 1: I mean that's some sort of process cheese, which is 378 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:54,879 Speaker 1: technically not cheese. Um, So there you go. And also, 379 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,200 Speaker 1: so you can make cheese from pretty much any kind 380 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:02,480 Speaker 1: of milk, like traditionally you've got cow, goat, sheep, buffalo, buffalo, 381 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,119 Speaker 1: but you can also make camel cheese and horse cheese 382 00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:08,400 Speaker 1: and moose cheese. And I haven't had any of those 383 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:12,159 Speaker 1: anything with nipples. That's lactating. You can go ahead and 384 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:16,040 Speaker 1: milk and make cheese come even just the little cat 385 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:21,080 Speaker 1: you know, yeah, camel cheese. I'm interested to try that, 386 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,359 Speaker 1: so maybe some day. So I don't know if anybody 387 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,880 Speaker 1: should try to mail that to us though, camel cheese 388 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:32,400 Speaker 1: and the mail I don't think so. Um So, speaking 389 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:37,800 Speaker 1: of lactating, right, yeah, let's talk about how cheese is made, Chuck, well, Josh, 390 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:41,440 Speaker 1: it's there's a lot of different ways to make cheese, 391 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,760 Speaker 1: depending on what kind of cheese like. It gets very specific. 392 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,680 Speaker 1: Obviously we can't say that you do this for two 393 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,520 Speaker 1: hours in Agia for this long. But there are four 394 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:54,280 Speaker 1: main stages, uh, just curdling or coagulating of the milk, 395 00:23:54,920 --> 00:24:00,080 Speaker 1: shaping of the kurds, draining of the kurds, salting, washing 396 00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,520 Speaker 1: and seeding and then maturing and then we can get 397 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,280 Speaker 1: more detailed right now, and somewhere in there is the 398 00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:09,800 Speaker 1: running of the bulls. So cheese, I'm sorry. The milk 399 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,880 Speaker 1: comes in, it's got to be heated to a specific temperature, yes, 400 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:17,040 Speaker 1: because again milk is nothing but curds and whey, right, 401 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,120 Speaker 1: you want to separate these. That's the first step. Yeah, 402 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,760 Speaker 1: and the way to separate them is to create lactic acid. 403 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,320 Speaker 1: Milk is chuck full of lactose. Yes, but for it 404 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,120 Speaker 1: to lose it stability. It's a type of sugar, it's 405 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,840 Speaker 1: a milk sugar. But for that for milk to lose 406 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:36,040 Speaker 1: its its stability and break into curds, which are globby, 407 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:40,439 Speaker 1: semi solid masses and way, which is like basically like 408 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:44,879 Speaker 1: milky water, you need to convert the lactose to lactic acid. 409 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,199 Speaker 1: So apparently lactose of milk sugar holds everything together and 410 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,840 Speaker 1: it converted to lactic acid. You introduce bacteria. Yeah, there's 411 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:55,119 Speaker 1: a few different ways you can do it. Uh, it 412 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,399 Speaker 1: could be lemon juice or vinegar, or it can be 413 00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,480 Speaker 1: an actual bacterial culture and it doesn't take much of this. 414 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:04,920 Speaker 1: I saw the dirty Jobs micro I mean they had 415 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,119 Speaker 1: I think it was a five thousand pound batch of 416 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,440 Speaker 1: cheese that they were making this huge vat of milk 417 00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:13,480 Speaker 1: and he added what looked like about the size of 418 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:17,199 Speaker 1: this mug of bacteria culture to it. Yeah, so it 419 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,200 Speaker 1: goes a long way. Well, there's a lot to them. 420 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,240 Speaker 1: There's a whole lot going on there. Yeah. So um, 421 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,720 Speaker 1: if you do use bacteria You're probably going to use 422 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,359 Speaker 1: either a thermophilic, which is a heat loving bacteria, or 423 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,080 Speaker 1: a mesophilic, which is like a kind of a warm 424 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:36,880 Speaker 1: tepid um temperature bacteria. Right, But either way, they're going 425 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,680 Speaker 1: to go in there and they're going to go to 426 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,840 Speaker 1: town on the lactose and convert as a byproduct lactic acid. Right. 427 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,000 Speaker 1: So then all of a sudden you have curdled milk. 428 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:49,479 Speaker 1: That's step one done. Step two is where that legend 429 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:54,920 Speaker 1: about that shepherd comes in. Yeah, with rennet, Yes, yes, rennitation. 430 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,280 Speaker 1: I don't know if that's what is rent rennet is. 431 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,760 Speaker 1: Enzymes are enzymes from the stomach lining of the cow 432 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,040 Speaker 1: or a sheep, or a goat, well, a young one, 433 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,639 Speaker 1: a kid, if you will, or a calf. Well, you 434 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,440 Speaker 1: wouldn't want to some old cow's stomach lining any well, 435 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,159 Speaker 1: it's not, it's not, it's not necessarily there anyway. The 436 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,199 Speaker 1: whole reason that this enzyme is in there is so 437 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,720 Speaker 1: a young cow can break down mother's milk and um 438 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,640 Speaker 1: digest it. Exactly so when you add it to milk, Josh, 439 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:25,199 Speaker 1: it makes the caseine into kurds. And caseine is one 440 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:29,400 Speaker 1: of the proteins of milk and way is the other one. Gotcha, gotcha? Okay, 441 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,840 Speaker 1: and it is casing, so look that up. Well, there's 442 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,080 Speaker 1: other types of rennet to. Actually there's vegetable rennet everything 443 00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:41,720 Speaker 1: from like sunflowers and ivy too, papaya and mallow. But 444 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,639 Speaker 1: I don't know if the taste is the same. I 445 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,560 Speaker 1: guess it is. I'm sure it's not the same. And 446 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:50,200 Speaker 1: I've also seen that papaia and pineapple doesn't work as well. Yeah. Um, 447 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,920 Speaker 1: And then if you use one like stinging nettle, stinging 448 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,960 Speaker 1: nettle works really well, but you have to basically create 449 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,359 Speaker 1: like a brine that you introduce into the cheese, so 450 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,159 Speaker 1: it affects the flavor. So you can only use it 451 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,800 Speaker 1: for certain kinds of cheese. But yes, if you are 452 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:07,280 Speaker 1: a vegetarian, there is such thing as vegetarian cheese out there. 453 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:12,480 Speaker 1: And if you're not a vegetarian, there is calf's stomach 454 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:16,480 Speaker 1: in your cheese. Yeah, but just a tiny bit. Apparently 455 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:21,360 Speaker 1: a thumbnail full is like the rule of thumb. Excuse 456 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:26,119 Speaker 1: the pine. So they kept coagulation period. It depends on 457 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,919 Speaker 1: what kind of cheese you're making, but sometimes it's as 458 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,120 Speaker 1: little as thirty minutes. Sometimes it's as much as thirty 459 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:35,840 Speaker 1: six hours. But it's sets. It's like chocolate mouse, you know, 460 00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,840 Speaker 1: it's it looks set, but it's sort of separate underneath, 461 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,280 Speaker 1: like the top is solid, and then you've got the 462 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,359 Speaker 1: way underneath. But if you apparently, well, there's plenty of 463 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,960 Speaker 1: way still left in the stuff that's set to. But 464 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,720 Speaker 1: I guess if you stick your finger in there, this 465 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,240 Speaker 1: is what I've read. If you stick your finger in 466 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:54,600 Speaker 1: there and it comes out clean, then it's set. It's 467 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:59,720 Speaker 1: like a pumpkin pie exactly, except you don't eat your finger. Um. 468 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,359 Speaker 1: So when you've got this thing set, you cut it 469 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,879 Speaker 1: with a thing called the harp, which is with a 470 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,800 Speaker 1: curb cutting knife. Yeah, it looks sort of like, uh, 471 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,040 Speaker 1: I guess there's different ones, but it's I think that 472 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,840 Speaker 1: a lot of them may mayde had a fishing line. Yeah, 473 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,439 Speaker 1: and so you're just, yeah, like a harper guitar strings, 474 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,159 Speaker 1: you're just kind of gently passing it through, breaking it up, 475 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,840 Speaker 1: and you're cutting it usually into like little cubes, half 476 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,360 Speaker 1: inch cubes, that kind of thing, and that alone releases 477 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,440 Speaker 1: the way, right, so you drain the way off until 478 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,639 Speaker 1: you have just the curds and then you cut you 479 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,919 Speaker 1: either use large curds, smaller curds. You may cut the 480 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,720 Speaker 1: curds up some more, you may use them as they are. 481 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,240 Speaker 1: Right then I think form mazzarella. That's about it. Yeah, 482 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,600 Speaker 1: you want to keep the curds separate, though, like kurds 483 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:44,040 Speaker 1: want to join back together. And so it's a I 484 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,960 Speaker 1: mean maybe the machines, but it's smaller dairies. You have 485 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,400 Speaker 1: like six or eight people in there just turning the 486 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:53,040 Speaker 1: stuff up with their hands between their fingers. Yeah, constantly. Yeah, 487 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,720 Speaker 1: and that's the hardest part. I think. Yeah, so, um, 488 00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,240 Speaker 1: you got that, you got the curds, separated them the 489 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,840 Speaker 1: way um, you're getting more and more way out. And 490 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:07,200 Speaker 1: then you might cook the curds. If it's a cooked 491 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:12,720 Speaker 1: um type of cheese, like cooked pressed like gouda, um, 492 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,760 Speaker 1: you might just start mashing them together. If it's cheddar um, 493 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,719 Speaker 1: and then that stuff the bacteria for cheese is like 494 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,280 Speaker 1: stilton or rope ford or whatever. The bacteria that you 495 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,400 Speaker 1: used as a starter starts to come into play because 496 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,280 Speaker 1: now it's done being cooked, it's some being heated or warmed, 497 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,280 Speaker 1: and the bacteria is going to start to thrive because 498 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,800 Speaker 1: you're you're giving it a temperature um. You're putting in 499 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,520 Speaker 1: a climate I should say where bacteria loves like cheese 500 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,640 Speaker 1: is like when you first make cheese, it's not very tasty, 501 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,320 Speaker 1: it's kind of rubbery. You need to if it is 502 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,240 Speaker 1: a rip and cheese, you need to let it ripen. 503 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:52,240 Speaker 1: And ripening is basically the further conversion of um lactosetalactic 504 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,320 Speaker 1: acid by this bacteria over a period of like weeks 505 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:59,200 Speaker 1: or months or years um, and that gives the cheese 506 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,440 Speaker 1: its flavor. It's stink too, but that's what that's what 507 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:07,160 Speaker 1: gives cheese its flavor, is that the activation of this bacteria. 508 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,320 Speaker 1: That's right. Another thing that helps with the flavor, and 509 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,400 Speaker 1: all cheese will have a salt, and salt does a 510 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:16,040 Speaker 1: few things. It speeds up the drying process, It enhances 511 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,720 Speaker 1: the flavor, It helps the rind to form if if 512 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:22,840 Speaker 1: you need a rind, and it slows down the microbial growth, 513 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:28,160 Speaker 1: which is good. But all all cheese has salt, and 514 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,440 Speaker 1: it's at a different times too from what I've seen, 515 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,680 Speaker 1: depending on what kind of cheese you're making. And sometimes 516 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:36,960 Speaker 1: it's straight up salt. Sometimes it's a brine brinye wash. 517 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,600 Speaker 1: So it all depends on what you're doing. Yeah, when 518 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,640 Speaker 1: they make a rope for it again. Um, they just 519 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:46,560 Speaker 1: take the wheel of cheese and rub salt on it 520 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,000 Speaker 1: on the outside of it until all the pores are closed, 521 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:54,240 Speaker 1: and then that creates the rhynd in the beginning of it. Um. 522 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,320 Speaker 1: So you've got your cheese ripe, and you've got it 523 00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:00,400 Speaker 1: sitting in a cave like cave like environment, right, Yeah, 524 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,840 Speaker 1: temperature and humidity are very important down to the degree 525 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:08,680 Speaker 1: in percentage, very controlled. Yes, So before you stick it 526 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,920 Speaker 1: in the cave, chuck, you might want to needle it, 527 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,560 Speaker 1: depending on what kind of cheese you're making. Right. Is 528 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:17,440 Speaker 1: it in the mold yet? Yeah? Okay, yes, it's in 529 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:21,000 Speaker 1: the mold. It's pressed. Uh. If you're needling it, you 530 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,880 Speaker 1: probably I don't know if you started to create the 531 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,080 Speaker 1: rind or not yet, maybe you probably would with needling 532 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:31,000 Speaker 1: in particular. Um, blue vein cheese is your favorite. They 533 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:34,960 Speaker 1: really get their kickstart from this mold. This bacteria that 534 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,920 Speaker 1: um loves oxygen. So you have to poke holes in 535 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,320 Speaker 1: the cheese, little tiny holes. This is needling, and the 536 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,479 Speaker 1: bring the oxygen to the to the bacteria so they 537 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,360 Speaker 1: can create the mold. Needling is not a nice thing 538 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,440 Speaker 1: to do, unless you're making cheese, that's true, or sewing. 539 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,560 Speaker 1: So what you're doing is actually bringing the oxygen to 540 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:59,400 Speaker 1: the mold so it can turn into that great um 541 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:05,479 Speaker 1: blue pin cheese, which is really you realize it's rotted dairy. 542 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,760 Speaker 1: Is what a blue vein cheese is? I know exactly 543 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,640 Speaker 1: what it is. You don't like it, No, I do, Okay. 544 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,040 Speaker 1: I just wanted to make sure you knew you were 545 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:17,000 Speaker 1: getting into. So that's uh, some of them, I mean 546 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:35,840 Speaker 1: some of the cheese. You can get our hairy moldy. 547 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:45,120 Speaker 1: Have you heard of casu marzo? Okay, prepare for this man. 548 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:53,240 Speaker 1: Casu marzoo is made and illegal in Sardinia, Italy. Okay. 549 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:57,440 Speaker 1: And it's this type of cheese. It's a sheep's milk cheese, 550 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,000 Speaker 1: which makes it a pecorina because it's in Italy. It's 551 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,440 Speaker 1: what they call sheep's milk cheeses um. And during the 552 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:11,000 Speaker 1: cheesemaking process, the cheesemakers, the underground cheesemakers, allow this type 553 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,200 Speaker 1: of fly called the cheese skipper, to lay eggs which 554 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:20,000 Speaker 1: become maggots in the cheese. The maggots crawled through the cheese, 555 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:24,880 Speaker 1: eating the milk fat and um, creating an enzyme that 556 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:31,200 Speaker 1: putrefies the cheese, not just not just stinking it up molding, 557 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:36,320 Speaker 1: but putrefying it. Now, if you and apparently it's absolutely delicious, 558 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,360 Speaker 1: you can't necessarily compare it to a taste of I've 559 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,040 Speaker 1: read a couple of things on it, and everybody says 560 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,560 Speaker 1: it's a sensation. It can burn the tongue, right, it's 561 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,960 Speaker 1: so acidic. Um. But if you are really to eat 562 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:52,080 Speaker 1: Kasu marzoo the right way, you eat it with the 563 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,440 Speaker 1: live maggots on it. And these maggots can jump six 564 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,520 Speaker 1: inches off of the cheese. So if you can't stomach 565 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,040 Speaker 1: the idea of eating live mag gets or don't want 566 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,320 Speaker 1: like digestive problems for the rest of your life, um, 567 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,320 Speaker 1: you will put a little bit of the cheese that 568 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,560 Speaker 1: you're gonna eat in a paper bag, hold it up tight, 569 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,560 Speaker 1: and wait for the popping sound of the maggots jumping 570 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,720 Speaker 1: off the cheese to stop, which means they're all dead. Awesome, 571 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,360 Speaker 1: then you can eat the cheese. Would you eat that totally? 572 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,160 Speaker 1: I would eat it with the dead maggots. I don't. 573 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,680 Speaker 1: I wouldn't try it. Um. I mean, it's got to 574 00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 1: taste good. It's not like they're eating something disgusting. I mean, 575 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:28,319 Speaker 1: it sounds disgusting, but the tastes disgusting. No, I would. 576 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,400 Speaker 1: I would definitely eat it without the maggots if I 577 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,440 Speaker 1: had to. If the only way to try it was 578 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,400 Speaker 1: with the live magots, I would. I would not be 579 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:40,960 Speaker 1: happy about it. I would strongly prefer eating it without 580 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,279 Speaker 1: the maggots. Okay, yeah, I just want to know. So 581 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,720 Speaker 1: it's Kazu marsy Man, in my opinion, the coolest cheese 582 00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:50,920 Speaker 1: ever created. And now that's just like cool cheese stuff. 583 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,600 Speaker 1: How to make it what it is? Types? But if 584 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:58,040 Speaker 1: you're asking practicality, guys, where's my practicality in my daily 585 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,680 Speaker 1: cheese life, my cheesy live life, which, by the way, 586 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,280 Speaker 1: the etymology of that, I look that up. They think 587 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:11,160 Speaker 1: that it's ironic reversal from nineteenth century British slang when 588 00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:15,440 Speaker 1: cheesey meant fine and showy, So they think that's an 589 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,880 Speaker 1: ironic rehearsal. I don't know about that. I think some 590 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,960 Speaker 1: sorority girls just said it and it caught wildfire. Yeah, 591 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,960 Speaker 1: it seems like one of those kind of yeah words 592 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,640 Speaker 1: like cheesy. It was just it was sitting there waiting 593 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,080 Speaker 1: for it to be picked up and used. Although it 594 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:33,480 Speaker 1: did in in the UH apparently in the late eighteen hundreds, 595 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:38,000 Speaker 1: that meant cheap and inferior as slang in the United States, 596 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,240 Speaker 1: something was cheesy and then it died for a little while. 597 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,760 Speaker 1: Who knows, anyway, I was curious about that. So cutting 598 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:50,120 Speaker 1: the cheese, josh, there are ways you should cut the cheese, 599 00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,640 Speaker 1: and you would laugh at that depends on the shape 600 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,080 Speaker 1: and size. And this is all from cheese dot com. 601 00:35:56,239 --> 00:36:01,480 Speaker 1: By the way, your cheese resource on the web. Um, 602 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,000 Speaker 1: you divide the cheese, uh, so that you get an 603 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,239 Speaker 1: equal share of the inside and the outside, if you 604 00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,640 Speaker 1: want to do it properly. Makes sense. Round cheeses are 605 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:14,480 Speaker 1: cutting wedges like a cake cheese bought, and slices should 606 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:19,200 Speaker 1: be cut lengthwise, not across, and tall truckles are easier 607 00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:23,560 Speaker 1: if sliced horizontally. Truckles, Yeah, it's like like a tall 608 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,719 Speaker 1: barrel cheese. It's like taller than it is wide, not 609 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,680 Speaker 1: like a big wheel. So it's a cylindrical cheese. Yes, 610 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,440 Speaker 1: that's a truckle. Matching cheese and wine. There are no 611 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:38,360 Speaker 1: hard and fast rules, but generally wider and fresher cheeses 612 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,759 Speaker 1: go with crisper and fruitier wines. You're not a big 613 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,880 Speaker 1: wine guy, no I am. I I enjoy wine with cheese. Okay, 614 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:52,320 Speaker 1: I'm into h ross that's right right now. Uh, smooth, 615 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:57,520 Speaker 1: fatty cheese goes well with smooth, oily wine wine with 616 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,560 Speaker 1: like gloves of fat floating on the wine. Though it's 617 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,839 Speaker 1: an oily wine. Well, I can't think I went off 618 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:07,440 Speaker 1: the top of my head. But an oily wine, yeah, huh, 619 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:12,760 Speaker 1: I've never heard of it. Sweet wine Josh James laughing. 620 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:19,160 Speaker 1: Contrast with highly acidic cheese, white wines usually go better 621 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,479 Speaker 1: than red wines, even though I love my red wine 622 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:25,600 Speaker 1: with the cheese. Um, dry fresh wines are ideally suited 623 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:32,000 Speaker 1: to soft cheese. Goat cheese, dry white, dry fresh red okay, 624 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:35,319 Speaker 1: ideally suited to soft cheeses. You can also match cheese 625 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,160 Speaker 1: with beer insider obviously, and they say to try regional 626 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,360 Speaker 1: uh combinations, Like, if the wine is from a region 627 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,360 Speaker 1: and cheese is from a region, chances are they probably 628 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,320 Speaker 1: go well together. That's a good idea. Yeah, it's a 629 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,480 Speaker 1: good rule to follow. So I have a piece of 630 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:52,640 Speaker 1: advice based on my own experience. There is nothing better 631 00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,480 Speaker 1: you can do for like an hour or a half hour, 632 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,120 Speaker 1: whatever you can get away with on like a Saturday 633 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,880 Speaker 1: afternoon when you have the time, than to go to 634 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:05,560 Speaker 1: a place that has like a real live cheese monger 635 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,360 Speaker 1: who knows what they're talking about and going up to 636 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:13,319 Speaker 1: them and saying, Hey, I really like this, um, this 637 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,560 Speaker 1: kind of block cheese. I've been eating for a while, 638 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,719 Speaker 1: but I'm ready to expand my horizon. So can you 639 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,600 Speaker 1: introduce me to some and watch their eyes light up? Yeah, 640 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,040 Speaker 1: they'll they'll be uh, they'll be very happy. They usually, 641 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,960 Speaker 1: you know, they'll cut you some samples, they'll kind of 642 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,520 Speaker 1: walk you through, and um, it's not ridiculously expensive. I 643 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,399 Speaker 1: mean when when you look at the per pound price, 644 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,160 Speaker 1: you're like thirty five bucks, but you're not buying a pound, 645 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,680 Speaker 1: and you just buy like a quarter of a pound. 646 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,439 Speaker 1: Usually it's about the least you can get, but you're 647 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:44,520 Speaker 1: you still lasts quite a while. Um. So I strongly 648 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,760 Speaker 1: recommend if you're sitting there eating a block of orange 649 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:51,640 Speaker 1: cheese right now, go out and like introduce yourself to 650 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,600 Speaker 1: the world of cheese, because there are some really awesome 651 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,399 Speaker 1: cheeses out there. There are many good ones, and when 652 00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,040 Speaker 1: you buy these cheeses. You might bring them home and 653 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,440 Speaker 1: the next day you found that they're all hard or 654 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,080 Speaker 1: they're not uh like they were when you bought it, 655 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,840 Speaker 1: And that's because you didn't store it properly. And uh. 656 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,240 Speaker 1: There are some tips here Josh for storage from cheese 657 00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:16,000 Speaker 1: dot com. Unpasteurized cheese should be not sliced until it's purchased. 658 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,200 Speaker 1: So if you see it in a place and it's 659 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:22,759 Speaker 1: like sliced up, don't get it because that's wrong. Keep 660 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,960 Speaker 1: the cheese in the condition in which it matures so hard, 661 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,920 Speaker 1: semi hard and semi soft cheeses should be stored in 662 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,520 Speaker 1: temperatures from about eight to thirteen degrees celsius. What is 663 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:36,200 Speaker 1: that Fairrenheigh, I don't know. There's conversion tables on the web. 664 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,520 Speaker 1: Keep the cheese in wax paper and put it in 665 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,880 Speaker 1: a loose fitting food bag because you don't want it 666 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,399 Speaker 1: to loose humidity, but you still want to have air. 667 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,680 Speaker 1: You don't want to dry out, so you gotta keep 668 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,239 Speaker 1: that balance. Blue cheeses, you should wrap really all over 669 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:55,440 Speaker 1: because it'll jump onto other foods in your refrigerator, which 670 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,800 Speaker 1: you don't want the mold well, and it will also 671 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,200 Speaker 1: uh in fact, the other foods with flavors that you 672 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,799 Speaker 1: might not want. You don't want blue cheese eggs and 673 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,839 Speaker 1: you don't want your eggs to smell like your blue cheese, 674 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:11,200 Speaker 1: which makes sense. You should take the chilled cheeses out 675 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,280 Speaker 1: of the fridge about an hour to two hours before 676 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:19,960 Speaker 1: serving it. And uh wrap soft cheese is loosely. You 677 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,480 Speaker 1: don't want to wrap it in like plastic wrap really tight. Again, 678 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,319 Speaker 1: they recommend wax paper and like a loose zip block 679 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,560 Speaker 1: type thing. Did you anything else? Um, you know, I've 680 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:33,000 Speaker 1: got random facts. Monterey Jack comes from David Jack who 681 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:38,120 Speaker 1: lived in Monterey, California. Pretty easy, and it's one of 682 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:42,040 Speaker 1: only four American Native American cheeses. I think it's Colby 683 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:46,640 Speaker 1: Jack Brick and the native American cheese well native like 684 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:51,920 Speaker 1: from Oklahoma, it's not from Europe or wherever. Colby Jack, 685 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,239 Speaker 1: Jack Brick and Cheddar. Yeah. I think of the four 686 00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:01,000 Speaker 1: American cheese and the US US. The number one cheese 687 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:05,120 Speaker 1: that we produced in the US American cheese Toto cheese. 688 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:10,520 Speaker 1: That's number two mozzarella. Probably because of all the pizza. 689 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,759 Speaker 1: That would definitely explain all the cheese consumption too. In 690 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,560 Speaker 1: Wisconsin besides, they're awesome dairy land. They had a bunch 691 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,279 Speaker 1: of immigrants from uh, Switzerland and Germany and Belgium and 692 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,560 Speaker 1: France that settled there, So that's kind of why it's. 693 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:30,720 Speaker 1: The Swiss in particular created the heart of the cheese 694 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,840 Speaker 1: trade in Wisconsin. They were doing it for themselves starting 695 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,160 Speaker 1: in like the eighteen thirties and or the eighteen forties, 696 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,840 Speaker 1: and by the eighteen seventies they had they were selling 697 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,160 Speaker 1: outside of the state, So it happened pretty quick. The 698 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:46,520 Speaker 1: industrious Swiss. They are industrious with their knives and cheese. 699 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:50,440 Speaker 1: They go well together, I know. Uh. And finally, Josh, 700 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,000 Speaker 1: I would invest some money if you have any left 701 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,759 Speaker 1: over into craft, if you've got some despair chains laying around. 702 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,880 Speaker 1: Because Asia is loving their cheese all of a sudden. 703 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:05,400 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, a continent typically not very cheesy, not 704 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,719 Speaker 1: much Asian food has cheese. It's probably due to the 705 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,719 Speaker 1: rise of the moneyed class in China. Well, it's due 706 00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:16,439 Speaker 1: to a rise in pizza and cheeseburgers specifically. Yeah, they're 707 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,040 Speaker 1: loving pizza now and apparently South Korea is the biggest 708 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:23,000 Speaker 1: buyer and they're like they've literally doubled and tripled their 709 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:28,560 Speaker 1: cheese imports in the past couple of years, so big 710 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,360 Speaker 1: cheese eating going on over there now. So that's it 711 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,759 Speaker 1: for cheese. I guess if you want to know more 712 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,400 Speaker 1: about cheese, there's a really good article on the site. 713 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:41,040 Speaker 1: Um really, honestly, it's a good initial primer to get 714 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,600 Speaker 1: you ready to go to you know, really learn how 715 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,200 Speaker 1: to make it yourself. You can just type plain old 716 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,640 Speaker 1: cheese ch E s E in the search bar at 717 00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,799 Speaker 1: how stuff works dot com, which means now it's time 718 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:58,320 Speaker 1: for listener mail. Spammy listener mail. That's what I'm calling 719 00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,680 Speaker 1: this just heard your space podcast. I worked at the 720 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:06,120 Speaker 1: Hormel Institute for six months after my PhD. You made 721 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,480 Speaker 1: a brief aside about the smell. Let me tell you something. 722 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,800 Speaker 1: There's like nothing on earth. On days that I followed 723 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,120 Speaker 1: the pigs to work, I would anticipate smelling a very 724 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:18,080 Speaker 1: pungent version of newly dead flesh. Then the next day 725 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,120 Speaker 1: I would be overwhelmed by the smell at half cooked meat. 726 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,520 Speaker 1: It's most powerful smell, and two years on I can 727 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,960 Speaker 1: still smell it. You could not escape it anywhere in 728 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,840 Speaker 1: the building, even in the back room of the lab. 729 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,160 Speaker 1: You mentioned the recession boosting sales. I can attest that 730 00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:33,200 Speaker 1: was the case. Thankfully. I was living upstream from the 731 00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,319 Speaker 1: factory though, so my house didn't smell of spam, but 732 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:40,000 Speaker 1: large portions of the town do actually smell of spam, 733 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:44,840 Speaker 1: particularly on certain production days. All joking aside, I was 734 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,759 Speaker 1: in love with Minnesota. I loved living in Austin and 735 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,759 Speaker 1: it's people, and would love to live there again in 736 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,359 Speaker 1: the future. I never made it to the museum they 737 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:57,960 Speaker 1: give away spamples, but local restaurants had uh, spam burgers, 738 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,120 Speaker 1: even though she didn't eat any. So it does think 739 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,080 Speaker 1: as bad as you think, Josh, I can't imagine it. 740 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,960 Speaker 1: What did you see? Um? The other person who's who's 741 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,440 Speaker 1: moved to Hawaiian has been documenting. Yeah, spam displays. One 742 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:13,439 Speaker 1: of the things was macadamia nuts, but spam flavored macadamia nuts. 743 00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,080 Speaker 1: Like to try that. I want to as well. Yeah, 744 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,520 Speaker 1: whoever that is or anyone in Hawaii, if you could 745 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:23,040 Speaker 1: send us some spam and macadamia nuts, that would be good. 746 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,640 Speaker 1: So that's from Elizabeth, and she has a post doctorial 747 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:31,080 Speaker 1: research associate in the bio department at New Mass Amherst, 748 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:37,880 Speaker 1: New mass Smart lady. That's a Pixies song, right it is? Yeah. Um. 749 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:41,200 Speaker 1: If you want to send Chuck and I a sample 750 00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:45,000 Speaker 1: of your cheese, especially camel cheese, we want it. Email 751 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,960 Speaker 1: us and ask us where to send it to. Right, 752 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,120 Speaker 1: Or if you have a cheese story, we want to 753 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,880 Speaker 1: hear it. This is so wide open, there's got to 754 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,640 Speaker 1: be something good in there. Send us an email to 755 00:44:53,880 --> 00:45:02,319 Speaker 1: Stuff podcast at how stuff works dot com. For more 756 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,000 Speaker 1: on this and thousands of other topics, visit how stuff 757 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:11,520 Speaker 1: works dot com. Mhm