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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is his daughter gets better gifts than I do.

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Speaker 1: Wait till you hear this letter. We'll get into it

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Speaker 1: in just a few because right now it is the

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Speaker 1: nephew's time with today's frank phone called nephew.

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Speaker 2: It's time for stupid Shirley. It's time for it. It's time. Uh,

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Speaker 2: you know, it happens. It doesn't happen that often, but

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Speaker 2: it happens. What and uh, you know sometimes you know,

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Speaker 2: with things like this, you gotta you gotta give somebody

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Speaker 2: heads up, you know. So we're gonna make the call

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Speaker 2: right now that Hey, one of your twins is mine.

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Speaker 2: You understand one of your twins. It didn't It can happen,

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Speaker 2: it can help. I've done the research. It can open.

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Speaker 2: One of your twins is mad. Okay, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: We do research, research, just as any biologist.

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Speaker 3: They know.

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Speaker 2: Listen, one of you, one of your twins is mine.

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Speaker 2: Let's go catch up.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach Tony. Yeah, this is Tony. Tony.

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Speaker 3: What's going on? Man? Hey, brother, my name is Kendrick

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Speaker 3: Man I'm trying to reach out to you. You are you?

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Speaker 3: Are you the tony that used to use to date? Man?

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Speaker 3: What about it? Man? I was trying to reach out

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Speaker 3: to you. Who you say? This is again? My name Kendrick, Kendrick,

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Speaker 3: I got, I got, I got a little problem, bro.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully we can work this out. Man. Man, I ain't

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Speaker 3: got nothing to do with no damn no more. Man,

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Speaker 3: that's the past. So I've they don't even call me

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Speaker 3: about her? Man. That just you know, I don't want

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Speaker 3: to hear you. Do you in? Do you? You do

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Speaker 3: y'all have kids together? What do y'all have children together? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I got kids from keep Man. How you get my number? Man?

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Speaker 3: Say again, how do you give my number? Hey? Bro,

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Speaker 3: I ain't trying to have no beef with you, man,

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Speaker 3: it ain't. It ain't nothing like that. I'm just do y'all.

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Speaker 3: Do you have a set of twins? Yeah? Man, we

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Speaker 3: got a set of twins? Man, But waiting? Dog? Why

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Speaker 3: are you calling me? Man? Whatever? You indeed, Man, that's

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Speaker 3: you on dog? But what you asking me about my kids? Fun? Man? Okay?

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Speaker 4: Bro?

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Speaker 3: It is I mean, I don't even know how to

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Speaker 3: break this on you, but I'm just gonna just put

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Speaker 3: it out there. Okay, just just hit me out, man,

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Speaker 3: just hit me out. It's been brought to my attention

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Speaker 3: that there is a strong possibility that one of the

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Speaker 3: twins is mine. Oh you crazy? The man who you

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Speaker 3: say you is? Again? Man, this Kendrick Man. Man, look man,

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Speaker 3: they'll call my hospitals. Man, how twin gonna be yours? Man?

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Speaker 3: Ain't my twins? Man? Hey, man, I found out and

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Speaker 3: I thought I thought the same thing you thought, Tony.

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Speaker 3: I was like, okay, man, that doesn't even biologically possible,

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Speaker 3: That's what I thought. But I found out that two

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Speaker 3: seeds could actually join together create twins, and each one

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Speaker 3: of them could have a different daddy. I'm finding this

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Speaker 3: out for the first for first hand myself. Oh man,

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Speaker 3: we ain't found man, Look man, whatever now I'm telling you,

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Speaker 3: dog man, the kids is mine. Man. Hey, you ain't

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Speaker 3: got nothing to do with this, dog. You ain't got

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Speaker 3: nothing to do with this. Man. Hey, listen, man, all

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to do is get to the bottom or something.

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Speaker 3: Let me let me, let me let me know when

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Speaker 3: you'll listen to me. Let me ask you your set

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Speaker 3: of twins are they? Are they? I mean Are they

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Speaker 3: the same shade of color? Are they different shades? I mean,

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Speaker 3: I'm just asking. I'm never look. Dog, let me tell

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Speaker 3: you something, man. I want you to get this through

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Speaker 3: your head right now. Man, whatever you got, that's on y'all. Man,

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Speaker 3: This ain't got nothing to do with my twins. Man,

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Speaker 3: of them dark skin when I'm light skinned? The right

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Speaker 3: down right there? Man? What right there? What? Okay? Tony?

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Speaker 3: Let me ask you what shade of color you are? You?

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Speaker 3: Dark killing and light skin? Man? I'm dark skinned, man,

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Speaker 3: I'm light skinned. Man, I'm going on the light skin

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Speaker 3: twin must be mine? You know what, Man, I'm not

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Speaker 3: even continue this conversation no more. I'm gonna just tell

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Speaker 3: you something. Dogs, you don't know where you whipped cousin.

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Speaker 3: I will you up. You understand that, man, listen, I

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Speaker 3: just found out that this this is a fluke accident,

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Speaker 3: that that is possible to happen. You understand that you

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Speaker 3: talking about my kids, man, And I understand the passion

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Speaker 3: that you have for your children. Man, I ain't know

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Speaker 3: you know you wanted the kids cause you call them

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Speaker 3: don't eat no house talking about my kids and shows man,

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Speaker 3: one of the twins is mine. Man, I ain't no man,

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Speaker 3: Look man, look dog, I tell you what. Man, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna let you make your dog you know what, because

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Speaker 3: don't call here no more. Man. Whatever you and are doing,

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Speaker 3: that's what you and that crazy it's doing. So she

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Speaker 3: with your old crazy stupid you stupid enough to call

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Speaker 3: here talking about one of the kids. Here, I guess

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Speaker 3: she told you that stupid huh Now, dog won't call

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Speaker 3: me no more. Manny, listen, were you consider I mean,

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Speaker 3: I gotta say the appointment tomorrow the doctor. What you

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Speaker 3: consider bringing the kids that we can see which one

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Speaker 3: is yours and which one? You are? Retarded? Man, that's

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Speaker 3: what's up with you, doctor. Retarded Man, I ain't meet

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Speaker 3: your next well, dog, that's what I'm talking about. Man,

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Speaker 3: I tell you what, Dog, I meet you man the man, Man, Man,

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Speaker 3: the man, me and you dog Man the man. I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna kick your when he got to fight, Tony. I

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Speaker 3: just want you to give me my child. Man, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna give you up. I got me a little to

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Speaker 3: be a slugger. You stupid. That's what you is. Man.

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Speaker 3: You're an ignorant man calling me Sunday morning talking about

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Speaker 3: my kids. It's your kids. Man, we retarded that. That

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Speaker 3: can't happening. Man. I understand the man, but it's a

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Speaker 3: flu accident. And now you're trying to deprive me a man,

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Speaker 3: I have a relationship with my child. Man. I've been

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Speaker 3: raising these kids for five years, by my damn self. Man,

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Speaker 3: I give him up. I take them to ballt Man,

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Speaker 3: I take him the litle You understand me, man, don't

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Speaker 3: I know?

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Speaker 4: My man?

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Speaker 3: Tony, I understand and it was heartbreaking the meat too. Tony.

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Speaker 3: Tell you what man, I'm gonna get out from and

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Speaker 3: uh I want you man, I want you to never

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Speaker 3: ever call my Don't call me with no ignorant like this.

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Speaker 3: What you say? Your name is? What? What? What? What?

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Speaker 3: What's your name again? Dog? My name? My name Kendrick. Man. Listen, listen, Tony,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna find you dog. You understand that. Dog. We're

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Speaker 3: gonna settle this with your You understand you with dog. Okay,

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Speaker 3: But Tony, I got one more thing I want to

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Speaker 3: say to you. Okay, you ain't got to say to me.

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Speaker 3: Only let me say one more thing to you, man, man, Okay, Man,

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Speaker 3: hold on now, baby, now, baby, daddy. All right, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: y'all gonna play. I'll be I'll be out there in

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Speaker 3: a minute. Man. See dog, Oh man, you ain't got

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Speaker 3: to eat everybody around here. Man, curse like it's from

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Speaker 3: my kids. Man, Man, can I say one more thing

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Speaker 3: to your man? All right? Man, say what you want

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Speaker 3: to see and don't call here no more. Man, Tony,

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Speaker 3: This his nephew Tommy from the Steel Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: You just got pranked by your homeboy. Oh man, you

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Speaker 3: know what, tilly man? Man, that's what? Man? You know what?

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Speaker 3: Dog Man, you was really about to get killed? What? Man? Man,

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Speaker 3: you can't be put nobody about their kids nowadays? No man,

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Speaker 3: oh man, Okay, okay, you what man? That all right?

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Speaker 3: All right? Tell you what? Man, don't don't even tell

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Speaker 3: you did it? Man, because say we meet we meet

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Speaker 3: later tonight. I got some for man. Hey, Hey, nephew, Tommy,

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Speaker 3: you do me one favor? Man, what's that? Watch the

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Speaker 3: Taylor Clark News tonight. Man, you gonna run mucky on there, man,

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Speaker 3: watch dog. I can't believe it. Man, oh Man? All right,

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Speaker 3: Hey man, I gotta ask you, man, what is the

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Speaker 3: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, I listen

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Speaker 3: every morning. Man. I just can't believe y'all got me.

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Speaker 2: Man, you know, to be blessed to put on the

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Speaker 2: level that it has been blessed upon me, I just

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Speaker 2: feel so qualified. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but but I mean

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Speaker 2: it's stupid in a great way. It's a it's an

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Speaker 2: intellectual thing all at the same time. Anyway, nephew, timey

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Speaker 2: House part of comedy Jam. It is happening in Buffalo,

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Speaker 2: New York. That would be late but day weekend. That's

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Speaker 2: August thirty, first Saturday night at the Shade Performing Arts Center.

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Speaker 2: And since it is Labor Day weekend, and they say,

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Speaker 2: you know, after Labor Day, which is money, you're not

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Speaker 2: supposed to wear white after that. I don't know who

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Speaker 2: came up with that rule, but we're gonna wear white

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Speaker 2: on Saturday night. White on Saturday night.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 2: Few times you get put.

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Speaker 4: Out with that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Chicago too.

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Speaker 4: With the white yet all white. That's where it came

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Speaker 4: from because fall starts after that and you ain't sposed

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Speaker 4: to wear white. Have done in fashion out they're over with.

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Speaker 4: But that's where it.

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Speaker 2: Came You can't tell people in Miami that they wear

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Speaker 2: white all year round too with them LA two. So anyway,

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Speaker 2: Nephews coming to Town. Tickets are on sale right now.

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Speaker 2: Buffalo New Yawk tickets on sale right now. Stupid, it's

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Speaker 2: on the words, all right.

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Speaker 1: Nephew coming up next. Strawberry letter for today, the subject

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Speaker 1: his daughter gets better gifts than I do. Know I

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Speaker 1: we'll find out right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey

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