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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secrets, Dirty

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Speaker 1: Little Secret text in four on No. Six one. You

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Speaker 1: can tell us anything you want if you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. And we always keep everybody anonymous. We

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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is and what is

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. So this kind of goes back

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Speaker 1: old school. When I was growing up with my two siblings,

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Speaker 1: we had just this terrible, old, nasty neighbor who I mean,

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Speaker 1: she would just complain all the time, and she'd rat

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Speaker 1: on us all the time to our parents. So for

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Speaker 1: at least maybe five years, my siblings and I did

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Speaker 1: the same thing for May Day. So I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you guys know what may Day is. I mean

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Speaker 1: I've known of May Day, I've heard people say it,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't know you did things for it. What

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Speaker 1: do you do for May Day? Yeah? No, it's basically

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Speaker 1: just leave flowers at the front door for someone and

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Speaker 1: and you kind of run away and look for the

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Speaker 1: person to open open the flowers for you, and it's

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Speaker 1: like a surprise. Oh. So it's like it's like knock

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Speaker 1: down ginger, you know when you run away from someone's

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Speaker 1: house down ginger. Yeah, when you knock on it and

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Speaker 1: then run away. Yeah, that was called in England. Huh,

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Speaker 1: what's it got here? D well ding dong ditch? Right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've never heard it called knockdown ginger. But okay, so

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Speaker 1: so the May Day you leave flowers and then you

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Speaker 1: ring the doorbell and run away and then what watched

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Speaker 1: them go? Oh my god, left flower? That's May Day.

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Speaker 1: That's what happened. So you definitely supposed to be like

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Speaker 1: a nice surprise for someone. It's almost just like something

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Speaker 1: out of the thin air. Just oh, here it comes,

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Speaker 1: something nice. Okay. Well, the thing about it was and

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Speaker 1: this lady was so nasty, and my siblings and I

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Speaker 1: for the for literally four to five years, I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure if it was four or five. We talk about

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Speaker 1: all the time, but we rang the doorbell and we

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Speaker 1: who would leave the big pile of dog from our

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Speaker 1: dog shamrock right at the door god, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: And I would just sit there with my siblings and

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Speaker 1: we would hide around the around the corner of the

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Speaker 1: house and we would watch her open it every single year. Finally,

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Speaker 1: and the like the third the last time we did it,

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Speaker 1: she kicked the actual bag and just the flew down

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Speaker 1: the stairs. It was all over and she was screaming

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Speaker 1: out loud. She knew it was us. She was screaming.

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Speaker 1: She couldn't believe it, but she fell for every single

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Speaker 1: time on the same day. That's funny. That's funny. That bag. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you know what's in it? Did she

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Speaker 1: know though, what's in it? Well? Yeah, they did it

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Speaker 1: four or five years right, Why was she kick it off?

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Speaker 1: It sounds like she deserved it. Oh? Yeah, she was

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Speaker 1: the nastiest lady man. She would actually have a chart

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Speaker 1: and anytime we'd walk across her, like her grasp, she

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Speaker 1: would put check marks and she had this little chart

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Speaker 1: and she'd yell the neighbor like us out from the

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Speaker 1: like the front door, and say, I got another check

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Speaker 1: mark on ye. Yeah, she definitely deserved to have dog

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Speaker 1: poop on her porch. And she she would threaten to

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Speaker 1: call the cops on us because of it too. If

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Speaker 1: we had like three check marks in a month, if

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Speaker 1: we went on her lawn that was well maintained and

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Speaker 1: we had three check marks, we would get called the

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Speaker 1: cops for you know, I don't know what the heck

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Speaker 1: she'd try to pull off. That's weird. So did you

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Speaker 1: did she tell your mom that you would leave crap

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Speaker 1: on her doorstep? Oh no she My mom hated this

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Speaker 1: lady too. Everyone hated this lady. Was like, understood that

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Speaker 1: this lady was crazy, encouraged it. I think she got

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Speaker 1: a laugh out of it. If she's still alive, you

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Speaker 1: should do a little throwback Thursday, even though it's not

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Speaker 1: I don't even know, and you're bigger now, you're not

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Speaker 1: a kid anymore, you know. So just go to a

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Speaker 1: dog park and then take the trash bag out of

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Speaker 1: the trash kind of dog park and leave that on

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Speaker 1: the front door. You won't get any way. It looks

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Speaker 1: doing that gusting, all right, Well, thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret. It is actually dirty. Thank you.

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