Speaker 1: Hello, my love.
Speaker 2: It's La La Kent with Randall.
Speaker 1: We're back at it again.
Speaker 2: Here we are another week in quarantine.
Speaker 1: So can I tell you what I've been doing during quarantine.
Speaker 2: I've been with you every day, so I know. Yes.
Speaker 1: So I started watching vander Pump Rules from season one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because being the vain person that I am, I've only
Speaker 1: seen vander Pump Rules seasons that I have been in, right,
Speaker 1: because you.
Speaker 2: Want to see yourself correct, But let's rewind. First of all,
Speaker 2: are you going to give me props for encouraging you
Speaker 2: to watch it?
Speaker 1: Yes, but I'm torn on how I feel about watching
Speaker 1: it now because now I'm on season two. I just
Speaker 1: I'm halfway through episode one.
Speaker 2: I mean through twenty three episodes.
Speaker 1: No no, they only no, no, no, they only have
Speaker 1: ten episodes. Back then, they only had ten episodes. And
Speaker 1: I'm watching it and I'm like, wow, this is crazy
Speaker 1: because when I joined, like first of all, I was
Speaker 1: like kind of exiled from that group for two years, right,
Speaker 1: and then once I became a part of the group
Speaker 1: around season six, and everyone would talk about like Jax
Speaker 1: is a liar, He's done this before, Like I didn't
Speaker 1: know anything about that.
Speaker 2: So I encourage you for a long time. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: crazy to me that you're the star of the show.
Speaker 3: One of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know what I'm saying, one of twenty
Speaker 2: now probably twenty five. A lot of it's like twice.
Speaker 2: It's like twice a football team at this point. But
Speaker 2: what I want to say is like I fell in
Speaker 2: love with the show, as many people did, because you
Speaker 2: had six characters who were like out of control, right,
Speaker 2: And if you had seen the first four years, you
Speaker 2: just knew this was like a monumental, insane, fucking epic
Speaker 2: mishmash of dysfunction at highest level. And I kept saying
Speaker 2: you all these years, I can't believe you haven't seen it.
Speaker 2: You need to watch you and watch it. And finally
Speaker 2: you turned it on and I watched you go into
Speaker 2: like this obsessive, like entertaining moment where you just can't
Speaker 2: get enough. And now you understand where I'm coming from.
Speaker 2: I look at them and I love I love everybody
Speaker 2: there now because they've all become friends and family to us.
Speaker 2: But they were different people back then.
Speaker 1: Okay, I cannot picture like season one was all about
Speaker 1: Jackson Stossy being a couple. I'm like, this is the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing I've ever watched. Jackson was like die hard
Speaker 1: for her, and I'm like, I cannot picture.
Speaker 2: Did you get to the point where he put the
Speaker 2: tattoo on?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, wait till you see he I'm sorry, I ruined
Speaker 2: it for you. He tattoos. Wait to get her name.
Speaker 4: Stop.
Speaker 1: I don't know any of this stuff.
Speaker 2: You're eight years late. I mean it's not it's like
Speaker 2: you just got you just woke up.
Speaker 1: Vintage reality shows are the best. But so I'm watching
Speaker 1: all of these like relationships and how they're so invested
Speaker 1: in each other as like a group of friends. And
Speaker 1: it's so crazy because stocks he's talking about how like
Speaker 1: I'm twenty three, I deserve more, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: these guys are babies. It's the craziest shit. But now,
Speaker 1: let me let me tell you. I remember I was
Speaker 1: at home in Utah, still living in Utah, and I
Speaker 1: was watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills with my mom
Speaker 1: because I was obsessed, and there was this how they
Speaker 1: kind of split it off, was using Housewives to promote
Speaker 1: vander Pump Rules, right, And I remember watching with my
Speaker 1: mom and I looked at her and I was like,
Speaker 1: who the fuck is ever going to watch Vander like
Speaker 1: that show? Who's going to watch a bunch of servers?
Speaker 1: Like this show is going to be a flop. This
Speaker 1: is mortifying. And I knew that I knew this group
Speaker 1: of people on Vanner Pump Rules. Fun fact, I was
Speaker 1: there in Vegas when Stoscy and Jack's first got together,
Speaker 1: and two years later is when this when this show started.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, but I no.
Speaker 1: But in my mind, I was like, this is gonna
Speaker 1: be a who would watch this?
Speaker 2: I went the opposite way. Yeah, No, I saw episode one,
Speaker 2: two and three and I literally literally could not stop.
Speaker 2: And we used to have group texts, like my friends
Speaker 2: and I and we used to be like, this is insanty?
Speaker 2: What for me? First of all, I just want to
Speaker 2: put it out there. Jax to me is the greatest
Speaker 2: reality villain in the history of television. And I want
Speaker 2: to further that and say that the things they did
Speaker 2: in those days, the way they were with each other,
Speaker 2: the way they just went insane on one another, it
Speaker 2: was every episode. And so for me to watch you
Speaker 2: watch this now and you're you're one of the stars
Speaker 2: of the show, it's very surreal watching because you're like
Speaker 2: in shop because you look at them, you only know
Speaker 2: them kind of as couples and together, right, But back
Speaker 2: then they were animals.
Speaker 1: Animal.
Speaker 2: Oh, it was phenomenal.
Speaker 1: Well, and I think looking back on when I joined,
Speaker 1: the chaos was still very much real, like no one
Speaker 1: really had their shit together yet. It was all about,
Speaker 1: like we're just gonna go get drunk and fuck whoever
Speaker 1: we feel, right, you know.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, and also they were they were they were
Speaker 2: like babies. They were so young.
Speaker 1: So Sassy was twenty three and the season that I
Speaker 1: just watched, season one, twenty three years old.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, why the.
Speaker 3: Way is this like a normal thing.
Speaker 1: Stossy's talking about how she had like two breakups in
Speaker 1: a summer.
Speaker 3: I'm like, and like serious breakups.
Speaker 2: I was emotional during that season.
Speaker 1: It's really sad, but like I was, I saw to
Speaker 1: see Stossy cry. It's very it's like heartbreak.
Speaker 2: What's crazy is now that I know Stossy and what
Speaker 2: a you know, how how she's such a committed human
Speaker 2: on anything she does, Like that guy she was in
Speaker 2: that relationship with what's his name again, Frank Frank, what
Speaker 2: a fucking asshole? And I'm about you know, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna put out there. I never I'm you know me,
Speaker 2: I'm Switzerland when it comes to opinions on things. But
Speaker 2: I was watching and it was like, maybe he just
Speaker 2: did it because he wanted the camera time. Like, maybe
Speaker 2: that's not really who he is, but boy did he
Speaker 2: come on off.
Speaker 1: Someone who's on reality TV. It is the most annoying
Speaker 1: thing ever when people are like, that's not who I
Speaker 1: really am.
Speaker 3: It was editing.
Speaker 1: It's like, that's bullshit, that's exactly who you are. Like
Speaker 1: there was probably more to the story, yeah, but like
Speaker 1: that's you bitch. Wow.
Speaker 2: It was pretty raw. It was pretty nasty, but so good.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is twenty three years old, like to
Speaker 1: have multiple serious boyfriends by the time you're twenty three.
Speaker 1: I never had that.
Speaker 2: No, you had something different.
Speaker 1: I had something very different.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had this thing called a chew chew train.
Speaker 2: Okay, we don't need to go into see this is
Speaker 2: the part all the board, d Okay, So you understand
Speaker 2: that this is going to be in permanent forever, like
Speaker 2: people are gonna have access and you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna have I love that part.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, the part where we're gonna have children
Speaker 2: together and I already have children to just skip that
Speaker 2: chew choo, Like, can I just finish?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know what they say in relationships, sometimes less is more.
Speaker 3: Sometimes never believed in that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we differ.
Speaker 2: So well let's get I don't want to We're not
Speaker 2: going to go into details about what who was on
Speaker 2: board the chew choo, what it's about holy going back
Speaker 2: saying the word train back to the fuck.
Speaker 1: Is going going back to our kids?
Speaker 2: Wait? Will you just give me your word you won't
Speaker 2: ever do that again? Right now?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I don't like to make promises that I can't keep.
Speaker 2: Rand But you don't need to do the chut your
Speaker 2: train thing unless it's a cheat you train for like
Speaker 2: our newborn kid. Can you just do that in the future?
Speaker 1: All right, I'll work on it.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck.
Speaker 1: It's so funny, you guys, because Randall will sit here
Speaker 1: and like, I'll talk about something, and then he'll feel
Speaker 1: like it's a personal attack on him, so he'll start
Speaker 1: talking about his past and I'm like, okay, but that's.
Speaker 2: Great, here's something. Okay, we're gonna move on from this
Speaker 2: because you can go really bad. I want to tell
Speaker 2: you that we both have passed, and I don't think
Speaker 2: you were a nun or I was a priest. What
Speaker 2: I want to say is that sometimes those stories are
Speaker 2: for your past. They stay in the past and they
Speaker 2: don't need to be brought up. And when you're pulling,
Speaker 2: you literally just reached your hand up in the air
Speaker 2: like you were a conductor on a train and said,
Speaker 2: choo choo, could you just see the visual cueue? Can
Speaker 2: we just do that for me for the future. I'm
Speaker 2: just begging. That's it. The rest of it, the rest
Speaker 2: of it I'm good with because I love you and
Speaker 2: you're my future wife.
Speaker 3: You like to think I'm a nun.
Speaker 1: You like to think I was a virgin before I
Speaker 1: got into this relationship.
Speaker 2: Well we both know that wasn't true, and nor was
Speaker 2: I a saying now, let's move the fuck on to
Speaker 2: something good.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll move the fuck onto something good.
Speaker 2: Oh God, our advertisers is not gonna like that. They
Speaker 2: always tell me to stop the cursing so we can
Speaker 2: move the fudge on to something good. Can I want
Speaker 2: to tell you something something important as things are opening
Speaker 2: up in the country now, which is something that is
Speaker 2: very positive and I am very excited I'm excited that
Speaker 2: we're getting to go. We have to go on a
Speaker 2: trip next week, which is the first time we're going
Speaker 2: to travel in two months. Yes to a wedding, which
Speaker 2: is even.
Speaker 1: More even more exciting and more ballsy.
Speaker 2: Not our wedding, but you're one of your best friends,
Speaker 2: one of your childhood best friends.
Speaker 1: Yes, my so, Madison, my lady of honor in our wedding.
Speaker 1: Her sister, who I also grew up with, is getting married,
Speaker 1: and I kept telling her, you know, it's COVID, like
Speaker 1: we should definitely, like think about moving this wedding to
Speaker 1: a different time.
Speaker 2: You tried. Wait, both of you tried, like multiple times
Speaker 2: that I've heard the conversations.
Speaker 1: To try to get her to of it. She and
Speaker 1: I love her for this is like you, guys, don't
Speaker 1: have to show up. I will be getting married on
Speaker 1: this date, whether you're here or not. So here's the invite,
Speaker 1: take it.
Speaker 2: Or leave it. Well, I didn't even know it was
Speaker 2: that hardcore. So it was like it was that hard
Speaker 2: get I'm married whether you come or I don't give
Speaker 2: a shit.
Speaker 1: She didn't even care, like if her family would show up.
Speaker 1: That's like how badly she wants to be with this
Speaker 1: man that she has been with for a few years now,
Speaker 1: and I loved it.
Speaker 3: So you know, she made it.
Speaker 1: She made it easy because she lives in Austin and
Speaker 1: she was like, this is where we're going to get married.
Speaker 1: Most of her family lives in Houston, so she was like,
Speaker 1: this is the deal. I'll move it to Houston. Hopefully
Speaker 1: you guys come. If you don't, it is what it is.
Speaker 2: Well, the thing I will say is that, you know,
Speaker 2: knowing Texas has opened up pretty pretty wide and Houston
Speaker 2: specifically is open, that makes it a little easier for us.
Speaker 2: And I know that they're putting social distancing still in place,
Speaker 2: like at the park where the wedding is going to go,
Speaker 2: so that that's nice. But I am I'm actually uh.
Speaker 2: I think California this Thursday has big pressing Roberts. On Friday,
Speaker 2: they're going to start easing social distancing. So it's nice. Hopefully,
Speaker 2: you know, in a safe way, things are starting to
Speaker 2: open up and we could see the life. I hope.
Speaker 1: So, because I'm gonna be honest, guys, I'm so freaking
Speaker 1: sick of talking about like these masks and this social
Speaker 1: distancing and like distancing. Am I saying it right, distancing.
Speaker 2: Distancing it.
Speaker 1: I'm just over it, like I'm bored, snoozelfest, like, come
Speaker 1: up off it.
Speaker 2: But the masks to be around for a long time.
Speaker 1: Here's here's what I feel about the mask.
Speaker 2: But you understand where wants to roll.
Speaker 1: Up and be like, you can't wear the mask unless
Speaker 1: it's like the medical grade mask. And so everyone wants
Speaker 1: these medical grade masks. And then they're like, don't wear
Speaker 1: the medical masks because those are for people on the
Speaker 1: front line, So just use a towel or anything. It's like,
Speaker 1: which way are we going here? Like, can you guys
Speaker 1: figure it out so that we know what's happening?
Speaker 2: Well, I think the most important thing, at least from
Speaker 2: what I've read. And I'm not a doctor, so I
Speaker 2: always like to preface that. But the nice thing is
Speaker 2: that we're having social distance and we do wear the
Speaker 2: masks where we're supposed to, and I think we're going
Speaker 2: to have that for a long time. But that's okay
Speaker 2: because at least if I can go to a restaurant
Speaker 2: and eat or go you know, back to work to
Speaker 2: an office. Yeah, for me, I just want to see
Speaker 2: people get back to work and be able to put
Speaker 2: food on their table because I know a lot of
Speaker 2: people this is, this is going to be really heartbreaking.
Speaker 1: So I'm just bummed about the whole distancing thing because
Speaker 1: I'm a hugger, even if like I just might.
Speaker 2: Y, yeah, that's over. That's over for a while.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: It's such a bus I'd say, my guess, and again
Speaker 2: it's all only a guess. My guess is we're probably
Speaker 2: twelve months away before we are able to safely just
Speaker 2: hug and shake hands. But hey, you know what, if
Speaker 2: we can go back to work and we can we
Speaker 2: can go enjoy life at some form, I'll take that. Then,
Speaker 2: sitting in my in my house, staring at a wall,
Speaker 2: although we've had a lot of fun for the.
Speaker 1: Last couple of months, I know. I saw this funny
Speaker 1: meme the other day and it was like all these
Speaker 1: rich people complaining that they have to stay in their homes,
Speaker 1: telling us that we need to get over the fact
Speaker 1: we have to stay home. Meanwhile, their cribs are looking
Speaker 1: like this, and it like shows an aerial view of
Speaker 1: like tennis courts and like pools and ferris wheels.
Speaker 2: It's like people, oh, you mean, like a lot of
Speaker 2: wealthy people complaining.
Speaker 1: Right that are that are?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: That are like telling other people like you guys need
Speaker 1: to learn how to stay home. It's like, okay, we'll
Speaker 1: also remember that a lot of people live in like
Speaker 1: an apartment, an apartment with four people.
Speaker 2: Yes, I have I want to say something. I have
Speaker 2: a friend that is struggling like a lot of people
Speaker 2: and lives in a one better apartment with two roommates
Speaker 2: and gangster. And he said to me, he's like, you
Speaker 2: know what, every day I go out, I put the
Speaker 2: mask on, I walk, I walk. You know, ron do that?
Speaker 2: I said, you know, listen, as long as you're safe,
Speaker 2: you got to do what you get like, you can't
Speaker 2: go insane. But he's not also not running up to
Speaker 2: people and hugging them. He's just trying to have space
Speaker 2: or walk around.
Speaker 1: And he's basically doing everything that the news has told
Speaker 1: us to do. Correct, correct, because the news loves to
Speaker 1: tell us what to do.
Speaker 2: Now, I want to say something about today's guest. Tell Ito,
Speaker 2: Remember how I tell you I pivot.
Speaker 1: We're going to switch gears here.
Speaker 2: It's like Jimmy kntile pivot. I am excited because I
Speaker 2: need to say something about this guest our guest today, Lala,
Speaker 2: you have brought this guest on the show, which is
Speaker 2: a co cast member on your show, somebody who I
Speaker 2: really love, who has been so kind to me since
Speaker 2: the damn better even when the shit hit the fan
Speaker 2: on the show for you with us, Yeah, but you
Speaker 2: know you had to take the grunt of it those
Speaker 2: first two years. And Sheena Shay Yep. One thing I
Speaker 2: love about Shena and I will tell her this straight up.
Speaker 2: She has been ride or die for you from day one,
Speaker 2: and she has been such a kind person to me
Speaker 2: when she didn't know anything about me and didn't have
Speaker 2: to and all the bullshit where the feud was going
Speaker 2: on with the cast. So I've always loved Sheena and
Speaker 2: I think she's one of the most fun people of
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: I've always said that if I was going to be
Speaker 1: in a relationship with a girl, it would definitely be
Speaker 1: Sheena Shee because she seems like just to that again, no,
Speaker 1: but she just seems like so much fun to be with, you.
Speaker 2: Know, like, oh, she she loves life life. One thing
Speaker 2: I love about she and I agree with you that
Speaker 2: is probably the best summary. She lives her life to
Speaker 2: the fullest, and when she was super single and getting
Speaker 2: all that heat for all the shit, you know what,
Speaker 2: she was single and living her life, and now she's
Speaker 2: in this committed relationship and God bless her, she's happy.
Speaker 2: So I got nothing. I don't know why she gets
Speaker 2: all that flak. I'm not in the know kind of
Speaker 2: but I just think she's such a cool friend to
Speaker 2: you and and and so fun to be around.
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with her and the fact that she's doing
Speaker 1: this podcast after some really shitty things I've said, because
Speaker 1: Lord knows, likes to say a lot of fucked up shit,
Speaker 1: and she shook that off like a gangster. So I'm
Speaker 1: excited to have her. Let's get her on the line
Speaker 1: and we will be right back. We are back with
Speaker 1: one of my most favorite human beings in the world.
Speaker 1: I call her SHEI Sho, you guys know, where is Sheena?
Speaker 2: Shea?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 1: Baby?
Speaker 4: Girl?
Speaker 1: Hi? How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 2: We're hanging in here? She And I just got to
Speaker 2: tell you, I just blew your shit up, Like, like,
Speaker 2: just just told everybody how amazing you aren't how stoked
Speaker 2: I was, because I just needed to put it out
Speaker 2: there that before you came on that the one ride
Speaker 2: or die motherfucker that has been Go Randall, go Laala
Speaker 2: from the day we got together, even though Lala was
Speaker 2: getting tortured on the show, you were always my friend.
Speaker 2: You were always kind to me, You never judged, and
Speaker 2: I just want to thank you. And I was saying
Speaker 2: that to the audience that I am very grateful that
Speaker 2: you have been Lala's friend and my friend, because, as
Speaker 2: you know, you deserve an award for just being you know,
Speaker 2: just a real front from day one. I appreciate that.
Speaker 4: Ah. Oh yeah, I love you, guys. I've always been
Speaker 4: seeing Randall and law a long Yeah.
Speaker 1: So sheesh. I started watching the show from season one.
Speaker 1: I've never seen it, dude. Can I just tell you,
Speaker 1: I feel like you've kept the same like kind heart
Speaker 1: since the jump, Like, how do you attribute that to
Speaker 1: your upbringing? How you shake things off so easily? I
Speaker 1: think so.
Speaker 4: I think I'm very similar to my mom in a
Speaker 4: lot of ways, some of the annoying ways and also
Speaker 4: some of the very loving ways. But I mean, we've
Speaker 4: lost a lot of people in our lives. Like early on,
Speaker 4: you know, both of her parents passed away in the
Speaker 4: same year same with my dad's, all four of them
Speaker 4: in the same year, and I felt like that just
Speaker 4: kind of started something almost like inside of us where
Speaker 4: it was just like, you know, life is too short
Speaker 4: and you just need to be as kind as possible,
Speaker 4: as much as possible, because you just like never know
Speaker 4: how quick someone can be taken from you. And I've
Speaker 4: tried to just carry that on in my life and
Speaker 4: just to treat people the way I want to be treated.
Speaker 4: I was bullied.
Speaker 1: You practice the you practice the golden rule, you know.
Speaker 4: I think after being bullied so much in junior high,
Speaker 4: I just never wanted to make anyone else feel that way.
Speaker 4: And that's what even like with like Dana at the
Speaker 4: beginning of the season, I'm like, I wasn't actually mean.
Speaker 4: Did I make her do some bitch work? Sure, but
Speaker 4: I like, I wasn't actually mean, and I felt bad
Speaker 4: the entire time. But it was like Peter telling me,
Speaker 4: have her do this, have her do that, production saying
Speaker 4: do this. I'm like, oh, okay, but it's just like
Speaker 4: that's just not me.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 1: Though, When I was watching, I'm like, Shina is trying
Speaker 1: so hard to be mean to this girl, and it's
Speaker 1: just not happenings.
Speaker 2: By the way, I agree, Sheina, it is not your nature.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like I have a really good read
Speaker 2: on people, like from day one, and I always was like,
Speaker 2: I'm down, Sena. She is a friend to us. She's cool,
Speaker 2: and you've never been like mean. But you're kind of
Speaker 2: like Lala, like if some I mean.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, she's much kinder, no no.
Speaker 2: But what I mean is okay, okay. But what I
Speaker 2: mean is like she will defend, she will not let
Speaker 2: somebody walk on her like in that respect, like Sheena,
Speaker 2: if somebody fucks with you, you step right up to
Speaker 2: the plate like quick. But you're very very kind. That's
Speaker 2: who you are, you know. And Lala, you're very kind.
Speaker 2: You're very kind. You just don't show it.
Speaker 3: I just don't show it.
Speaker 2: But I just want to say something. Is that you
Speaker 2: know I was telling people before you came out, I
Speaker 2: was like, you know what I love she is that
Speaker 2: you you remind me of me when I was younger.
Speaker 2: I'm really old now, but when I was younger, like
Speaker 2: I live my life, you know, to the fullest, and
Speaker 2: I feel like you do that. And when you were single,
Speaker 2: like people giving you shit for having a great fuck
Speaker 2: in time and putting it all out there. Who gives
Speaker 2: a shit? And now you're in this happy relationship with
Speaker 2: a guy I've gotten to know, you know, and I
Speaker 2: love him, and yeah, I just feel like you're in
Speaker 2: your like best place right now. It looks like it feels.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, I really feel that way too, And I mean,
Speaker 4: you know, it took thirty four years to get here,
Speaker 4: but I mean I would have waited longer to be
Speaker 4: as happy as I am now.
Speaker 1: So, but I feel like, you don't act thirty four
Speaker 1: like you have a young No, I have a spirit.
Speaker 4: But it's like I feel like when people say that,
Speaker 4: they're like, oh, you dress this way, you don't act
Speaker 4: this way. I'm like, okay, but it's not like a
Speaker 4: maturity thing, Like I just have like a young soul
Speaker 4: and I like to you know, my little sister when
Speaker 4: she's twenty two, she keeps me young. I do have
Speaker 4: some younger friends. I mean, my boyfriend's younger. But I
Speaker 4: think I've still been through so much in life that
Speaker 4: I can, you know, act young and dress young and
Speaker 4: just still have that appreciation for life because I'm just like,
Speaker 4: you know, what, fuck it if I want to dress
Speaker 4: like my little sister. Then I'm going to.
Speaker 1: Well, I know I've commented on that, but Sheina, if
Speaker 1: there's one thing I adore about you, it's that you
Speaker 1: fucking rock your style until the wheels fall off you.
Speaker 1: And you know that's people would say things about the
Speaker 1: way I would dress or things that come out of
Speaker 1: my mouth and it's just, you know, it is what
Speaker 1: it is like at the end of the day, that's
Speaker 1: what makes you who you are, and that's what makes
Speaker 1: people want to follow you and inspire you inspire people
Speaker 1: because it's like, you don't give a damn And.
Speaker 2: I want to say something about the age. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't want to say something about the age thing, Shina,
Speaker 2: You're right, like thirty five going on twenty five, I
Speaker 2: think is fucking awesome. It's what keeps you alive. It's
Speaker 2: what makes it let you grow old gracefully. I'm forty
Speaker 2: nine going on twelve and I think that. And by
Speaker 2: the way, it took me till four years ago to
Speaker 2: you know, find my perfect place. And you know what,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter when you find it, but like you said,
Speaker 2: when you find it, it's gold. It's true.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And also I didn't like get my ass in
Speaker 4: shape to not show it off, you know, and.
Speaker 1: Like, I feel like I'm going to be that eighty
Speaker 1: year old who still is like letting my tattooed tit
Speaker 1: out and having the best time ever. But Shina, I
Speaker 1: have to ask you this, what was Brocks? How did
Speaker 1: he feel about the music video one more time?
Speaker 4: He watched it a couple months ago, and I mean
Speaker 4: we had made jokes about reshooting it and having him
Speaker 4: be the guy in it, right, but he was gonna
Speaker 4: cost a few thousand that was unnecessary to spend. Also,
Speaker 4: when I thought about the name of the song, the
Speaker 4: concept of it, and what it's about, I'm like, I
Speaker 4: don't want my boyfriend who I'm in love with to
Speaker 4: be the guy that I'm talking about just fucking one
Speaker 4: more time, one last time?
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, that's that's I agree with that, you know.
Speaker 4: I'm like, but the next video, I do like he
Speaker 4: will be the guy in it because it'll be a
Speaker 4: song where it's the place in my life that I'm
Speaker 4: in now. And I had to remind him. I'm like,
Speaker 4: first of all, I wrote this song almost two years ago.
Speaker 4: This was like it was two thousand, twenty eighteen. I
Speaker 4: wrote that song a Sean too, and I recorded it,
Speaker 4: wrote it in like two hours. It was in the
Speaker 4: dark days of autumn and I was just in such
Speaker 4: a different place. And then it took like nine ten
Speaker 4: months to film a video. And at the time it
Speaker 4: was just you know, I was talking to Brett about
Speaker 4: the song. He's like, oh, that's dope, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: have you ever been in a music video? Like would
Speaker 4: you want to? I'm like, you have that like model
Speaker 4: y look, and I thought it was just gonna be fun.
Speaker 4: And now, like watching footage back and like seeing the
Speaker 4: things you said behind my back, I'm like, you may
Speaker 4: have thought you said these things to my face, but
Speaker 4: you have the most round about fucking way of describing
Speaker 4: being uncomfortable. Like it was like, well, you know, I
Speaker 4: do value you as a friend. And then behind my
Speaker 4: back he's like, oh my god, I wouldn't suck her
Speaker 4: with a tent shop poll. Well soon, It's like.
Speaker 2: I feel like we're getting the tea right now, vanderbe.
Speaker 1: We are getting the you no, Like, can I tell you?
Speaker 1: When Brett first stepped on to vander Pump, I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, good looking dude, He'll be great for the
Speaker 1: show and then they're like what he was saying on
Speaker 1: camera and what he was like his actions. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: reality TV, there's no gray area. Like you're gonna really
Speaker 1: hate the way you look if you don't have those
Speaker 1: two things add up, and it was fucked up. Sheena
Speaker 1: like even the way Max and Brett were treating Dana.
Speaker 1: I was like, Dana, you want to be with these
Speaker 1: two douchebags, Like what is happening?
Speaker 4: And see the difference with Max and Brett is Max
Speaker 4: learned his lesson very early on in the season, like
Speaker 4: his first interviews that he did that aired in the
Speaker 4: first couple episodes, like genuinely hurt my feelings. I called him.
Speaker 4: We had a conversation about it. I'm like, just be
Speaker 4: I'm like, just because someone's like suggesting you say this
Speaker 4: or you think it's funny, I'm like, you need to
Speaker 4: think about the words you're saying, because like that really
Speaker 4: hurt my feelings. And not one word since then has
Speaker 4: been said negative about me because he learned his lesson
Speaker 4: and he values our friendship. Brow on the other hand,
Speaker 4: is all about how much can time can I get?
Speaker 4: If I talk about Gina, I'm going to get camera time,
Speaker 4: let's talk about Ghena because that's the only thing interesting
Speaker 4: about me to fucking film.
Speaker 2: Oh my Shana, you are I just want to tell
Speaker 2: you are a five pipe.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guarantee you.
Speaker 4: I guarantee you. On Breton Dana's date, an hour of
Speaker 4: that conversation was about me, and why it didn't air
Speaker 4: is shocking. But I'm like, what I go, I go,
Speaker 4: brought twenty bucks on their date being about me and
Speaker 4: then it wasn't. I was like, wait, I was like,
Speaker 4: there's no fucking way, but it's not interesting unless he's
Speaker 4: talking about me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you are you?
Speaker 1: That is very true.
Speaker 4: And I will say the day that he said that
Speaker 4: he could have fucked me while filming my music video,
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm sorry, they're not two people here because
Speaker 4: that's a consensual thing and I wouldn't have agreed to that,
Speaker 4: and we never talked about that. I also had another
Speaker 4: man in my bed that night. Who's the guy at
Speaker 4: the end of the music video. Yeah, so you seriously
Speaker 4: thought I would have been so disrespectful to a guy
Speaker 4: that I'm like hanging out with while you're in the
Speaker 4: same house, under the same roove. You're discussing. Shame on
Speaker 4: you for thinking that.
Speaker 2: I want you to listen to this real quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah what is that?
Speaker 2: That was Sheena dropping the mic?
Speaker 3: Oh that was a job.
Speaker 1: Dad, dad joke.
Speaker 2: Wait, I want I want to just I want to
Speaker 2: just pivot for a second too, or a transition.
Speaker 3: Wants to switch gears?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, Sheena. I love because fans
Speaker 2: I know love this stuff. I am. I just think
Speaker 2: it's great the two of you going off, because this
Speaker 2: is like a normal conversation with you too. But yeah,
Speaker 2: tell me real quick, because I I don't know the
Speaker 2: history and I love Brock, So tell me the history,
Speaker 2: like real quick. How you met him, how this became
Speaker 2: a romance, how you got to Australia and then you
Speaker 2: ended up in Bali. This sounds like the Whirlwind fairy tale.
Speaker 2: And he okay, And I think you know obviously, I
Speaker 2: think of myself, you.
Speaker 3: Did it right, Rand.
Speaker 1: I think Brock may have outdone you as far as
Speaker 1: you want to there, you want to go.
Speaker 2: That, I fucking dare you. I dare you. I'll buy
Speaker 2: an island today. If you fuck with me like that.
Speaker 3: Oh no, then I'm gonna keep going.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Wait, I just want to say something no, but no,
Speaker 2: he's obviously a romantic and a big heart, and I know,
Speaker 2: I just want to hear kind of like how it started,
Speaker 2: how it happened, because it's just seemed like such a
Speaker 2: cool whirlwind, and we all we know about that long honestly, Yeah,
Speaker 2: sure shop.
Speaker 4: So the long version is on my YouTube and meet
Speaker 4: my boyfriend video if you want all the tea. But
Speaker 4: the short version is we were at an after party,
Speaker 4: neither of us sober, at about two am in San Diego.
Speaker 4: He started talking to me. I heard the accent. I
Speaker 4: was like, wait, I was just in Australia, New Zealand.
Speaker 4: Let me show you some photos of me and Koalas
Speaker 4: and so we started chatting, and then that night he
Speaker 4: walked me out to my uber, hugged me until the
Speaker 4: uber came because it was so cold outside and we
Speaker 4: already walked out, and then nothing. And then the next
Speaker 4: day one of the girls I was with was like, oh,
Speaker 4: she's like, go check your ninety nine plus dms. I
Speaker 4: know you never do, but there's a cute video of
Speaker 4: us from the club last night, and I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 4: so I go check and then I see above it
Speaker 4: His Instagram name at the time was be the Lion,
Speaker 4: and I was like, who's this and I opened it
Speaker 4: up and he slid in the DMS. We ended up
Speaker 4: meeting up, went to the festival together that night, and
Speaker 4: then after we went out that night, we went actually
Speaker 4: and met up with Max at a bar and PB
Speaker 4: hung out with him. So from day one, Brock's known
Speaker 4: like a Max and I are like, that's like my homie.
Speaker 4: And now they're such good friends and I love that's
Speaker 4: And so every time we're like down like a Max
Speaker 4: and Ile carbol down to San Diego to see him
Speaker 4: like normally when we're not in quarantine, and we just
Speaker 4: I was like, wow, he gets along with my friends,
Speaker 4: and like the first day I met this guy, the
Speaker 4: last guy I dated, Like, you guys are hitting it off,
Speaker 4: like this is great.
Speaker 2: Good. Wait, wait, quick question because I want you to
Speaker 2: keep going because I love this Lala and I have
Speaker 2: asked a lot of people this question. Did you give
Speaker 2: it up the first night? Because Lala has a whole
Speaker 2: take on this, I just want to hear.
Speaker 3: Because in the Brock, did you give it up to
Speaker 3: him the first night?
Speaker 4: No, it was it was two and a half weeks.
Speaker 1: A store.
Speaker 4: For Jack to go on the after show and say
Speaker 4: I give it up. On the first night, I'm like, Jax,
Speaker 4: you know nothing about literally.
Speaker 1: You're like, sometimes I do, but not this.
Speaker 2: Time, you know.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I mean, have I done that before? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm an adult.
Speaker 2: We all are adults, we understand.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: We hung out several times before we did, and we
Speaker 4: even went to another festival together and then went with
Speaker 4: Max and his ex girlfriend my friend Drea. We end
Speaker 4: up at a rave until like five am in a
Speaker 4: car parking lot in San Diego, so random, and that
Speaker 4: night then again, nothing happened. We were like too fucked up,
Speaker 4: like have sex, So nothing even happened until the next day.
Speaker 1: But then it was like, oh, because we had we
Speaker 1: had a whiskey dig dick in bad wasn't happening yep.
Speaker 4: So nothing happened until the day after that. And so
Speaker 4: that's kind of what we mark is like when we
Speaker 4: started dating, because the first two weeks I was still
Speaker 4: talking to someone else. He was kind of talking to
Speaker 4: someone else. But once we slept together, We're like, fuck,
Speaker 4: that was so good.
Speaker 2: How yeah, okay, okay, hold on, so we're gonna we're
Speaker 2: gon we're gonna take a quick break. We're gonna come
Speaker 2: right back, and then I want to hear this magical
Speaker 2: Australia to BALI surprise because I saw your Instagram when
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this guy did it right. This
Speaker 2: guy definitely did it right. So we'll be right back
Speaker 2: in a minute. Sheena, everybody stay tuned, don't go anywhere,
Speaker 2: because this is just too good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're back with Miss she Shoo and she's spilling
Speaker 1: the tea on her romance with I like to call
Speaker 1: him Jason Momoa because I can't tell the two apart.
Speaker 2: He does right, but I feel really really out of
Speaker 2: place here that conversation.
Speaker 1: All right, You're like Jason Momoa if he like was
Speaker 1: a twelve pack of bud Light.
Speaker 2: You're looking at me and I'm like, God, this sucks.
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 2: I know I love you. But Brock is every time
Speaker 2: I see Brock, I'm like, thank god I'm his friend
Speaker 2: because I would just hate on him in every fucking way.
Speaker 1: So funny.
Speaker 4: He's such a nice like like he's like the biggest
Speaker 4: teddy bear.
Speaker 2: No, he always has love for me. He's always kind
Speaker 2: of generous, and I'm like, God, what is Where's where's
Speaker 2: the flaw in this guy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you want him to be a douchebag, but
Speaker 1: he's not. I don't want him to because I'm American.
Speaker 4: They breathe better down there.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Okay, so once you guys, once you guys
Speaker 1: went to bang Town, then he decided to take you
Speaker 1: on a trip. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So he was going to Australia for a rugby game,
Speaker 4: but he was going to stay out there for like
Speaker 4: six weeks and see his family and all this stuff.
Speaker 4: And we're like, wait, we just like started dating. Now
Speaker 4: you're gonna like leave for six weeks. And he's like
Speaker 4: you should come. I'm like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Maybe wait did you meet his family?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I met a fam.
Speaker 1: Oh he wants you as the wifey sheesh.
Speaker 4: So yeah, he was like how would I fly you out?
Speaker 4: And then it was like Halloween. I was supposed to performance, sir,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I have planned and he was like, well,
Speaker 4: check your email because I just booked you a flight.
Speaker 4: He's like wow, He's like i'll pay you to not
Speaker 4: go to sir. How much are they paying you? And
Speaker 4: I was like, well, first of all, you're not paying me,
Speaker 4: but they're not paying me enough to stay, so I'll
Speaker 4: take the flight.
Speaker 1: Wowow, you're so classy man. I would have been like, uh,
Speaker 1: twenty grand No, I wouldn't come.
Speaker 3: Okay, so keep going.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we got. I flew into Brisbane. We met
Speaker 4: his family on the Gold Coast, did Halloween out there,
Speaker 4: which is not the same but it was still so
Speaker 4: much fun. Got to meet his mom and sister and
Speaker 4: those are like the two women like absolutely closest in
Speaker 4: his life, so that was amazing. And then I think
Speaker 4: We're going to Ularu to the middle of the outback
Speaker 4: to see some like big rock in a light field,
Speaker 4: and I was really excited for that. We get to
Speaker 4: the airport and he's like telling me, like he needs
Speaker 4: to like wrap his bag with the plastic wrap and
Speaker 4: then he needs to go do this and he's like
Speaker 4: I got to run to the bathroom like and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: like whatever. And I also like, I don't I travel
Speaker 4: a ton, but not really internationally, so still with customs,
Speaker 4: they get a little confused. I'm like, wait, dude, get
Speaker 4: your bag whatever, passport. So I'm just following his lead,
Speaker 4: not even paying attention because he just said, let me
Speaker 4: be the man. Take care of it. He's like, when
Speaker 4: we get to the airport, I'll hold your passport, I'll
Speaker 4: do everything. I'm like, okay, I've learned my lesson on
Speaker 4: emasculating men in the past, so take care of it.
Speaker 4: I'm not asking shit. So literally, I was like the
Speaker 4: easiest person in trick because I'm not paying attention. But
Speaker 4: I remember when he ran up to the gate. I
Speaker 4: guess he told the flight attendants like that I didn't
Speaker 4: know where I was going and to play along with it.
Speaker 4: So then when I come up to the gate, the
Speaker 4: chick recognizes me and so he like starts like swating, like,
Speaker 4: oh shit, she's gonna blow it. She's gonna blow it,
Speaker 4: like she knows who Sina is. And she was like,
Speaker 4: are you excited to go to Uluru? You have to
Speaker 4: see the big rock?
Speaker 5: And was like, oh yeah, I'm so excited for this.
Speaker 5: And this is the most He felt bad because he
Speaker 5: knew how excited I was to see this light field,
Speaker 5: and then he was like, felt bad that he's going
Speaker 5: to disappoint me.
Speaker 4: But I went to Bali and got to walk around
Speaker 4: with elephants and play with monkeys, so I was totally happy.
Speaker 4: We get all the way like on the plane. Literally
Speaker 4: on the plane, I have no idea still and this
Speaker 4: guy's like bag wouldn't fit in the overhead thing, and
Speaker 4: the flight attendant was like, sir, sir, He's like, we're
Speaker 4: gonna have to check your bag. And they're like fighting
Speaker 4: about the bag. And Brock's like trying to me to
Speaker 4: put my headphones on, and like there's not even TV's
Speaker 4: on the side. Why am I putting my headphones on?
Speaker 4: And the guy goes, sir, when we land in Bali,
Speaker 4: you'll get your bag. Then I go, wait, they're like
Speaker 4: a layover and Bali's But then I'm looking at the
Speaker 4: plane and I'm looking at what everyone's wearing and I'm like,
Speaker 4: these people do not look like they're going to the
Speaker 4: middle of the outback. I have like my like tims on, like,
Speaker 4: I do not look like I'm going to Bali.
Speaker 3: You're looking like crocodile dundee.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So then it was just kind of like surprise and yeah,
Speaker 4: I went there for five days and that's like really
Speaker 4: where I think we fell in love over the three
Speaker 4: weeks of FaceTime like before I went out there, but
Speaker 4: in Bali that like solidified.
Speaker 3: Who said I love you first.
Speaker 4: Oh he did. Yeah, I mean he's I made that
Speaker 4: mistake in my last relationship and he never really set
Speaker 4: it back, so I was never again. Right.
Speaker 1: No, I'm glad they should always say it first.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and yeah, it was at the best moment. We
Speaker 4: were at this place called Fins, like on the water sunset.
Speaker 4: We're like multime multi millionaires in Bali. How cheap everything is,
Speaker 4: it's insane. So we have like our own like floating cabana,
Speaker 4: just the two of us, and it was just the
Speaker 4: best night ever.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds but that's like the treatment that every
Speaker 1: chick deserves.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I've never had.
Speaker 2: Well, I just want to say, first of all, it's amazing,
Speaker 2: and second of all, better late than ever, and third
Speaker 2: of all, how what a magical time for two people.
Speaker 2: I can't even imagine being in that place in that
Speaker 2: moment that that had to be really special. And I'm
Speaker 2: I'm so happy for you because I didn't know this.
Speaker 2: I just saw an Instagram like she is just living
Speaker 2: her greatest life. Again, I didn't know. I didn't know
Speaker 2: you were living your greatest life until Brock and I
Speaker 2: met up at Bravocan and I was like Wow, they're
Speaker 2: they're really in love, like this is her, They're really like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you could just tell each of you. You you know,
Speaker 2: were head over heels about each other. So when I
Speaker 2: talk to you guys individually, it was the same, you know,
Speaker 2: very you could just tell.
Speaker 4: So I felt like with this one, I'm like this
Speaker 4: It's just it felt so real and so different than
Speaker 4: anything I've experienced before with anyone that I was like,
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I wanted to bring him around. I
Speaker 4: wanted him to meet my friends, But then I was
Speaker 4: worried what people would think, Like if they're going to
Speaker 4: think like, oh, he's using you to get on the show,
Speaker 4: And I'm like, just because we're on our show doesn't
Speaker 4: mean every single guy Kristen and I date are using
Speaker 4: us to get on the show, Like you didn't even
Speaker 4: know what the show was. And so I was like
Speaker 4: kind of nervous, like bring him around at first, but
Speaker 4: I was just like, you know what, I don't fucking care.
Speaker 4: This is the most real in love I've ever felt,
Speaker 4: and like I don't care if people are like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's only been a month, it's only been two months.
Speaker 4: I'm like, Okay. Lisa vander Pump people got married in
Speaker 4: like three weeks, So don't tell me my talent. Thank
Speaker 4: you well.
Speaker 2: And I want to say something at the end of
Speaker 2: the day. And Lala and I said this from day one, Babe,
Speaker 2: we always said this. At the end of the day,
Speaker 2: it's our life and people are gonna judge. That's the
Speaker 2: easiest thing in the world. You know what. You know
Speaker 2: what a cost to criticize another human being? Nothing, it's free.
Speaker 2: You open your mouth and you could talk shit, but
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, you put your head
Speaker 2: down on that pillow and you two decide the life
Speaker 2: that you want. And clearly you guys did that already
Speaker 2: and you're living your best life. And I think that's
Speaker 2: amazing because you know what Laan and I've been through
Speaker 2: and what we've dealt with. Yeah, I love to see
Speaker 2: you so happy and I love.
Speaker 1: He open to filming, Sheena, like, say, we get picked
Speaker 1: up for another season. Have you guys talked about that.
Speaker 4: I think he will be as involved as rand was
Speaker 4: this past season, Like he'll be there for like big
Speaker 4: events like obviously if like y'all or Stacy's wedding is
Speaker 4: on the show, Arianna's birthday, or like something like the.
Speaker 2: Highlight moments of the show.
Speaker 4: But he also he lives in San Diego and he's
Speaker 4: running a business seven days a week. He needs to
Speaker 4: be in his gym because when he's gone for like
Speaker 4: a week, it goes to shit. It's like people like
Speaker 4: can't work without him here. So it's very important that
Speaker 4: he's here often.
Speaker 2: Especially, I want to say something, especially coming out of
Speaker 2: this crisis pandemic, all of us have been affected financially,
Speaker 2: and if you're a business owner, I mean he's got
Speaker 2: to be. He's going to have to come back out
Speaker 2: of this and be probably twenty four to seven just
Speaker 2: to get it back, you.
Speaker 4: Know, it's exactly to get And I'm like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: and this is my job, it's not his. He didn't
Speaker 4: sign up for a reality show when we started dating.
Speaker 4: He knows that that's a part of my life, a
Speaker 4: huge part that he's probably going to need to become
Speaker 4: a part of. But it'll be on his own terms
Speaker 4: and his own schedule, because I'm like, look, I'm so
Speaker 4: down to have the cameras come down and film at
Speaker 4: our gym in San Diego. We can do that, but yeah,
Speaker 4: you expect him to be in La every week and
Speaker 4: have call times like that's just not going to work
Speaker 4: with his schedule, especially coming straight out of a pandemic. No.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, And then you have your new YouTube channel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to hear about that because I know
Speaker 2: you're pumped up.
Speaker 4: I have had so much fun with this. It's so
Speaker 4: fun to be your own producer, director, and editor and
Speaker 4: just run control.
Speaker 3: You control all the content that people see.
Speaker 1: That's got ever great thing.
Speaker 4: And like the comments have been I would say about
Speaker 4: ninety nine percent positive, which is insane.
Speaker 3: So how do you go about your YouTube channel?
Speaker 1: Like do you say this episode is going to be
Speaker 1: about this and this is what will shoot tomorrow or
Speaker 1: do you kind of just fly by the seat of
Speaker 1: your pants.
Speaker 4: It kind of just depends on what's going on. Like
Speaker 4: We've done some like I did like a London like
Speaker 4: a travel blog with like my family, and then I've
Speaker 4: done like a Q and A. I did like christen
Speaker 4: surprise birthday party Brock and I like he just did
Speaker 4: my makeup last week.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So we've just like we keep thinking of fun
Speaker 4: concepts and so every week it's totally different. We just
Speaker 4: did another Q and A that'll be out on Wednesday.
Speaker 4: I posted my music video today.
Speaker 1: And how is the response for the music video?
Speaker 4: Everyone like they're like, oh, Brett was uncomfortable. He doesn't
Speaker 4: look uncomfortable. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I violated him. Fuck off, dude.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is is when he said that, and
Speaker 1: this was not shown on the show, but when he
Speaker 1: was he told me like Sheena offered me a blowjob,
Speaker 1: and I was like, well that sounds pretty nice. Like
Speaker 1: that's like first of all, and number two, like I
Speaker 1: offer that shit all the time. It's a joke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Now it's a joke.
Speaker 4: I'm like, there were six people in the room and
Speaker 4: we were like making a joke about like how like
Speaker 4: I wasn't paying you? And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Did you want to be paid in cash or a blowjob?
Speaker 1: Right? It was a joke, Like it was a joke.
Speaker 4: I'm like, if you actually thought I was gonna get
Speaker 4: down on my knees in that moment and suck your dick,
Speaker 4: you're strongly mistaken.
Speaker 1: Well, dude, Shina, can I tell you last or no?
Speaker 1: It was last year or maybe two years ago that
Speaker 1: we went to Utah for my mom's Humane Society gala.
Speaker 3: And I was so sch wasted on whiskey and.
Speaker 1: And Randall and I go up because we are auctioning
Speaker 1: off a dinner to sirt flights included a dinner with
Speaker 1: the cast of vander Pump.
Speaker 2: Rules, gun roll for movie, a lot, a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, So during this me auctioning off dinner with the
Speaker 1: cast of Vander Pump Rules with airfare and hotel to
Speaker 1: get the to get the bitters high, I tell them
Speaker 1: that I will show them one nipple as well. Hold
Speaker 1: on in front of all of these fucking like it's
Speaker 1: a Mormon state, like the let.
Speaker 2: Me, let me, let me set the tone of the room,
Speaker 2: because I think we don't have it. It's the most
Speaker 2: conservative room you can be in. And here is Lala
Speaker 2: trying to rally the troops, God bless her heart, to
Speaker 2: raise money for the animals. And she goes and up
Speaker 2: for one a shot of my nipple, and the room
Speaker 2: you would think that you dropped.
Speaker 1: You could hear a penny.
Speaker 2: No, it's like an atomic bomb. It was. I wanted
Speaker 2: to crawl under the stage.
Speaker 1: So what I'm saying to you is thoroughly enjoy anyone
Speaker 1: who is willing to joke about nipples and blow Jobs's
Speaker 1: I on the.
Speaker 2: Other hand, I know, the other hand, choose a different route.
Speaker 2: But what let me I want to ask something. And
Speaker 2: because you know, we're running out of time and this
Speaker 2: is that you got.
Speaker 3: YouTube could go on for you talked to Shina for
Speaker 3: my whole life.
Speaker 2: But let me just ask this Sheena I was. I
Speaker 2: got to tell you, I was very impressed, very impressed
Speaker 2: because you headlined in Vegas, which, by the way, people
Speaker 2: don't realize because I'm in the entertainment business, I know
Speaker 2: how hard it is to get a headlining gig in Vegas.
Speaker 2: It is a big gime. Yeah, and you did it
Speaker 2: for a long time. You extended the tour, You've been
Speaker 2: offered more time, et cetera. Just take me through the experience.
Speaker 2: You know how epic was that was at the time
Speaker 2: of your life, because for me, that seems like just
Speaker 2: awesome on every level, one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: Literally that experience changed my life and it could not
Speaker 4: have come at a better time. Like I was in
Speaker 4: Vegas in October for the Rise Festival, the Lantern releasing
Speaker 4: I go every year, and that was right after like
Speaker 4: Rob and I broke up. I'm so broken hearted. I'm
Speaker 4: at this like super romantic like Spiritual Lantern Festival, and
Speaker 4: I was just it's like really down. And so Kendra
Speaker 4: Wilkinson and Jay Rodriguez are two good friends of mine.
Speaker 4: I remembered I saw them on a cabtop and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh my god, my friends are doing a show.
Speaker 4: I'm like that maybe we'll cheer me up. So I
Speaker 4: go and see their show and we got dinner after
Speaker 4: and they were saying how their run was done in
Speaker 4: January and they're like wait, They're like, have you ever
Speaker 4: thought of it? Like, you're an actress, so you should audition.
Speaker 4: I'm like yeah, right, Like okay, I'm gonna audition and
Speaker 4: then just like move to Vegas and headline. I'm like
Speaker 4: this is a long shot, but the thought of it,
Speaker 4: I was like, I mean that could be really cool. Like, oh,
Speaker 4: we'll talk about it. The next day, I get a
Speaker 4: phone call from the producer. Hey, so we heard you're interested.
Speaker 4: We're gonna send you some sides that you can put
Speaker 4: yourself on tape. And I'm like, wait, oh okay, sure.
Speaker 4: So I put myself on tape. I sent it in.
Speaker 4: I did audition. I wasn't the only person it wasn't
Speaker 4: just like, Hi, You're on Vanderfunt World. Here's your role, right,
Speaker 4: So I did audition. The producers said that they were
Speaker 4: literally laughing out loud at my audition tape, and like
Speaker 4: one of their wife I walked in the room was like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck are you watching? He's like, this is
Speaker 4: going to be our new star. And and then it
Speaker 4: was literally like three weeks later, I'm in Vegas doing
Speaker 4: the photo shoot for all the billboards, and then three
Speaker 4: weeks after that, I'm now living there and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I have to ask you a question real quick,
Speaker 2: and I'm going to shut up after this. I just
Speaker 2: had to say, that is such an amazing thing. First,
Speaker 2: right place, like people work hard every day. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: I tell people when they ask me, how did it
Speaker 2: become so successful? Yes, we're all determined and driven and
Speaker 2: all that stuff. But you also have to have a
Speaker 2: little luck. So you had the ability, you were ready
Speaker 2: for the opportunity, it seems sheena. Yeah, but good timing
Speaker 2: and you have to get a little lucky. And I
Speaker 2: am blown away by this story because I saw the
Speaker 2: level of promotion that they were doing in Vegas, because
Speaker 2: you know, I go there a lot and I saw
Speaker 2: the billboards, I saw the Marquee and I was like,
Speaker 2: this is bad, and.
Speaker 3: It got a really great response.
Speaker 1: I remember, like, you know, because Shina, you say that
Speaker 1: on vander Pump Rules you feel like a one dimensional character. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think a lot of times, you know, you
Speaker 1: kind of expect when you do something like that for
Speaker 1: people to really just have that open door of like
Speaker 1: just criticism. But her reviews, your reviews were off the chart.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was so much fun. I just like, I'm
Speaker 4: so thankful for that experience at that time in my life.
Speaker 4: It was really what I needed to just kind of
Speaker 4: boost my confidence, to like get my mojo back. And
Speaker 4: then I moved back to La and I'm like now
Speaker 4: in a beautiful apartment and Marina, I was just like
Speaker 4: I needed a fresh start. But then I just went
Speaker 4: back to what I was comfortable with and started sweeping
Speaker 4: with my best friend and then got in a mess
Speaker 4: all over again. You were doing so well, you know,
Speaker 4: you were doing so well.
Speaker 2: Wait, she and I have a quick question. Two last
Speaker 2: questions and one how many shows did you do? And
Speaker 2: two how many seats were? Because that's a big theater.
Speaker 2: I've been there so how many seats and how many
Speaker 2: shows did you end up doing.
Speaker 4: It was between two and three hundred seats. I think
Speaker 4: this is around like two thirty.
Speaker 2: That's big.
Speaker 4: And I did Yeah, I did eight shows a week. Yeah,
Speaker 4: my shot and then every Tuesday night Chester and I
Speaker 4: would get on the ten pm or eleven pm south
Speaker 4: West flight, the same flight every Tuesday night, fly to La,
Speaker 4: do my podcast on Wednesday, fly back Thursday, headline all
Speaker 4: weegain come back Tuesday.
Speaker 2: You did like one hundred and fifty shows. I mean
Speaker 2: that is That is fucking amazing and I wish I wish,
Speaker 2: like on vander Pump people would get to see that
Speaker 2: because that is a fucking commitment and that's a lot
Speaker 2: of work.
Speaker 1: There's a few things that I wish they would have shown, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this even last what was it last year this season? No,
Speaker 1: it was last year that you did Vegas. I feel
Speaker 1: like producers should have really dug into that because why
Speaker 1: it's interesting. And number two this year, you know, Sina's
Speaker 1: having to go in and get her eggs frozen, and
Speaker 1: it was just like something that was treated as just
Speaker 1: like a trivial thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty heavy.
Speaker 4: So that's like the main reason though, which I'm glad
Speaker 4: that it actually forced me to start a YouTube channel
Speaker 4: because I'm like, this is like affecting like brand deals
Speaker 4: and other job opportunities when it's like we don't want
Speaker 4: that desperate like clinging girl representing our brand. Let's get Brittany,
Speaker 4: Let's get you know, like someone else. And it's just
Speaker 4: like but I'm like, no, like I'm cool. I promise.
Speaker 4: It's like, don't see it on the show. Like I
Speaker 4: wouldn't have such a big friend group if I sucked.
Speaker 3: So No, you definitely don't suck.
Speaker 1: You're definitely fun, and I'm really really proud of everything
Speaker 1: that you've done. I mean, you're definitely an inspiring person.
Speaker 1: A lot of people thank you, and and I mean
Speaker 1: this in the best way possible, So don't take this
Speaker 1: as a as an offensive thing. But I love the
Speaker 1: fact that she is like a dog and shakes things off,
Speaker 1: like when dogs get overly stimulated or like things affect them,
Speaker 1: they literally shake and they're back to normal.
Speaker 2: That is, but that's a gift. Like when somebody has
Speaker 2: that ability, I think you kind of equate need to
Speaker 2: that same, like you know I could shake it off.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what's so hard is I look at things
Speaker 1: that people say is just words, and like once someone
Speaker 1: says sorry, I'm like, Okay, all is good. And I
Speaker 1: think Sheen is the only other person that does that
Speaker 1: same thing as well. And that's why she and I
Speaker 1: have continued to have I think, a really in depth
Speaker 1: friendship because there's been really great highs and really low lows. So, Sheisha,
Speaker 1: I'm really happy that you came on our podcast today.
Speaker 1: I really love you so much.
Speaker 4: Me too. I love you too, and I got to
Speaker 4: have you guys on mine soon as well.
Speaker 2: Annie. I just want to tell you any find us honey, anytime.
Speaker 2: And I'm still blown away by the amount of shows
Speaker 2: you did.
Speaker 1: It's very it's pretty mind blowing, right yeah, And I
Speaker 1: mean the show was sixty nine minutes long. Wait is
Speaker 1: that because of like the context of the show. They
Speaker 1: made sure it was sixty nine that's my god.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know it was over an hour long.
Speaker 4: It was audience interactive, it was improv but it was
Speaker 4: the whole scripted as well. So it's like, I mean,
Speaker 4: I was doing that six nights a week, like I
Speaker 4: had a job six nights a week, and on Fridays
Speaker 4: and Saturdays. We did two shows. Wow, And I'm like,
Speaker 4: how is this not on brand for the show I
Speaker 4: signed up to do when it's a reality show based
Speaker 4: on people in the service industry working to become in
Speaker 4: the entertainment industry. I'm like, so an actress auditions, books
Speaker 4: a role for four or five months, but I can't
Speaker 4: do it, So it's not on brand.
Speaker 1: You know, when we can make sense of a vander
Speaker 1: Pump rules, I think that is when hell will freeze over.
Speaker 1: And until then, you know, you just let them, let
Speaker 1: them do them and just I guess be grateful, you know,
Speaker 1: with there.
Speaker 4: And there's a lot of show I wish I was
Speaker 4: blogging back then. I'm like, the amount of content that
Speaker 4: this world missed of my Shenanigans pun intended in Vegas.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, you know what, maybe what happened in Vegas,
Speaker 4: it's better than it's stayed in Vegas and not on YouTube. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the amount of times that it's pulled up on stage
Speaker 4: at Chippendale's Magic Mike and Thunder from down Under probably
Speaker 4: should just stay in my phone and in Vegas.
Speaker 1: To post them on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, look, you guys, you guys are very like
Speaker 2: I always say, you guys since the day I've met Lalla,
Speaker 2: I say, you guys are very blessed at vander Pump's
Speaker 2: incredible platform for for everything you guys do.
Speaker 3: But you know, without vander Pump, I wouldn't even know
Speaker 3: you Rand.
Speaker 2: That's true because I wouldn't gone to Christmas dinner that yeah,
Speaker 2: so yeah, you're right. By the way, I always thank
Speaker 2: vander Pump because I am a kiss ass.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she know we love you so much.
Speaker 1: Till broadcast you all.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 4: Well podcast online soon?
Speaker 3: Yeah bye boo.
Speaker 1: Dude. I could listen to her just talk about her
Speaker 1: life forever because it's like, how does so much happen
Speaker 1: in such a small period of time?
Speaker 2: Pretty good? Pretty good? You know what I got to
Speaker 2: tell you. I've I always said she is so fun.
Speaker 2: She has such a great take on life. She seems
Speaker 2: like she's in the happiest place since I've known her,
Speaker 2: and I've seen her in some dark places.
Speaker 1: Do but she's been through so much and literally I'm
Speaker 1: looking around being like, where's your baggage?
Speaker 2: My god? Where it is she She left it at
Speaker 2: the door.
Speaker 1: Which, by the way, if Shena had her own show,
Speaker 1: I would be a faithful watcher just saying that was fun.
Speaker 1: You guys, I am so grateful that you are tuning
Speaker 1: in for another episode of Give Them Lailat with Randall.
Speaker 1: I love y'all more than you know. Make sure you
Speaker 1: stay safe, cover up your face, and we will catch
Speaker 1: you next day