WEBVTT - Getting blocked by famous celebrities 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:19.520 Hey, guys, welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:23.520 We're gonna talk about traffic, the weather, pop culture. 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:29.960 Your weather report for today is put some sunscreen on 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:32.960 the UV is at a nine? 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:34.720 Is it actually today? 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:36.280 There's a hole in the ozone layer? 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:38.880 Okay, yes, isn't nine very low? 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:39.600 No? 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:40.520 Nine is high? 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:44.640 Is like like kind of peat ten. Go out, you're cooking? 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:47.280 Oh it is? It is nine? 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:50.080 Oh? Really? Yeah, I just intuitively knew that I could 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:50.680 just feel it. 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:52.640 I could chext the weather app so often. 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:53.720 I didn't know that. 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:54.639 I think you. 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:58.480 I actually did not see it, but I do check 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:01.600 the weather app all the time. Is a perfect segue 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:03.880 into what I wanted to talk about, was the super 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:09.120 tornado outbreak that just happened in the Midwest. Oh, there 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:12.280 was like twenty like there were like five tornadoes on 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:14.880 the ground at the same time from the same cell 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:20.200 like across like Nebraska, Oklahoma. Shit, Like y'all, it's crazy 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:23.640 how I just know these things. I just can predict 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:27.240 natural disasters. And it may take a few take a 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:30.120 few weeks to like actually come to fruition, but I 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:34.559 do say it, and they do happen within three years, 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:39.400 within three years they have that there's gonna be an 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:47.119 earthquake in La soon. It's earthquake. Wey, yeah, within three 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:47.920 five years. 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.360 Now. I believe you because you have like females intuition. 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:55.640 Yeah, superia, But don't say the word sorry, we can 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:56.040 bleep this. 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:57.760 It sounds like so gross when you do that. 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:03.760 Female, you're such a female. Wow, it's giving female. 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:06.400 My female friend, you're my feline friend. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:08.160 Okay. 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:11.120 Well, Drew has admitted to me multiple times that he 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.600 likes to just say things are gonna happen so that 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:16.320 people go like, oh my god, he knew. 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:19.120 Yeah, when I die, people are gonna make a compilation 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:23.640 video of everything that I ever predicted, and it's gonna 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:24.720 go viral as fuck. 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:25.919 You're gonna be dead. 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:27.640 We're trending number one on Twitter. 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:30.040 You know what That's true because you I think like 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:31.600 a couple of years ago you were like, oh, something 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:34.600 big is gonna happen, and then like two years. 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:35.840 Later you walked into my life. 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:40.040 Oh shit, wait a second, yeah, I do get it. 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:42.720 You know what's crazy is that actually wasn't what I 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:45.760 was talking about. I was talking about I got a nominated. 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:47.040 I don't know if you guys saw this on TikTok 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:51.120 I got nominated to be in the Turkish Quandale Dingle movie. 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:52.400 What is that? 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:54.240 You don't know? TikTok risk party. 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:56.240 Okay, no, y'all are not bringing that here. 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:59.240 This is my say, boy, like that's where we like 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:05.560 keep those things. Turkish hate that that's real name. 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:10.160 Yes, it's Blue tie kid and Turkish Turkish Condele Dingle. 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:12.360 You know what I got group leader? 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:14.240 What am I? 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:16.000 I don't think you got cast? 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:18.760 Oh wait, I did see that fucking video hour, Yes 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:20.639 I did. It was like a slideshow of a bunch 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:23.000 of people and you were cast as the group leader. Yeah, 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:24.280 find that video. 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:25.440 All right, I'll pull it up. 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:28.520 Oh my god, But I like don't understand that anything 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:30.919 I've seen about that, like TikTok. 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:34.320 Lore, I have skipped so quickly, like at the moment I. 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:36.400 Saw it, and I remember when that video first got uploaded, 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:38.400 like a few months ago. I almost posted on my 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:41.600 story and was like, this is my ideal nightmare or 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:44.480 not ideal nightmare. It's like my peak nightmare is being 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:46.160 in a room with a bunch of fucking high school 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:50.680 kids screaming a song by like fucking what's his nuts? 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:53.240 Kanye West, like that's my nightmare is to be in 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:54.080 that room. 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:55.360 And then it became a thing. 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:02.720 But no, what they're doing. They're doing this again, so 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:04.840 like I guess it's becoming like a trend. There's two 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:08.360 like trends on TikTok right now. It's to make like 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:12.760 a random fucking video the most viral video of all time, 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:15.160 and like it becomes this like trend to like give 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.080 it likes, give it attention, give it, make it your 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:20.520 profile pictures, share it with all your friends. Yeah, someone 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:23.960 do that with this episode of Emergency Intercom please. And 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:28.520 then one of them, like they always compare, like the 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:31.120 Bella Porch, like, oh, this is the most liked video 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:34.160 of all time, and now it's like a raccoon dancing 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:38.360 to this song and it has like a billion That 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:41.520 was that was one of them. It got dethroned. Yeah, 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:45.880 it got dethroned by like dogs and like hoodies or 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:47.400 something like that, and now it's a raccoon. 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:49.680 Well I know what I want. 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:57.680 My they're filming a biopic yo, this eats so it's 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:05.400 kai that motherfucker val Yeah that dude, okay for as 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:06.560 red Tomato. 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:10.960 Boy, Well I want this TikTok to be the most 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:12.919 like one before we move on. 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:16.479 What they're doing is they're doing the same thing to 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:18.880 that Coco girl. Who the fuck is Coco? She doesn't 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:20.320 need to go to our school, and I need to 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:22.440 get I need to set it fucking straight. Y'all need 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:25.479 to leave that fucking girl alone because I know a 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:28.239 lot of the girls making fun of her for wanting 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:30.039 to fit in and get over it in talking to 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:32.919 the cute person like whatever it is like, I know 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:35.800 some of the people making fun of her just see 0:05:35.839 --> 0:05:38.080 a little bit of themselves inside of her. And y'all 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:40.039 need to flip the script like you always do, because 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:41.840 y'all were making fun of the TikTok Riz party and 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:44.719 then you made them like lore and famous. Y'all need 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:47.200 to do the same fucking thing to Coco because like, no, 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:49.480 that girl does not deserve that Coco. 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:49.800 Yeah. 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:51.760 Also, I saw a good TikTok about it where where 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:53.800 it was like the tea of it all is this 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:55.880 girl must be one of the more popular girls, because 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:56.800 why doesn't she know that? 0:05:56.880 --> 0:06:00.400 Oh literally literally, why doesn't she know Coco? Who the 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:01.120 fuck is Coco? 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:02.200 I want this to be the. 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.599 Way this made me laugh at the gym yesterday was 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:14.680 like actually diabolical. Like I was on the treadmill and 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:17.720 I was like crying on the treadmill and the guy 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:19.840 next to me was running and kept looking over at me, 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:22.160 and I had to like stop the treadmill and like 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:24.840 like bend over and panmp from laughing so hard. 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:28.240 We work out on different floors, and she sent it 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:30.840 to me and I just got finished hitting my pr 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:34.440 which is about like four hundred pounds on the bench press, 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:37.039 and like the video like popped up in front of 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:40.080 my face and I was pushing up on four eighty 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:42.599 and the laugh just like exerted it out. And that 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:44.320 was after a thousand push ups. 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:48.240 But that way, you were just trying to casually say 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:51.120 that you were like basically bench pressing four. 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:54.760 Hundred and eighty. Yeah, that's there's no way you can't. 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:56.839 Well, you've been sarmsmaxing, right, Yeah. 0:06:57.120 --> 0:07:01.719 No, okay, nough, I didn't know what we're doing. Y'all. 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:03.719 Are not saying all these weird fucking words to me. 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:06.000 I don't want them in my brain. I don't want 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:06.720 to be a part of that. 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:09.359 I do a very good job of making sure my TikTok. 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.600 Timeline is nothing but people getting abused by the British horses. 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:16.800 Girls being cute and like music video snippish and then 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:18.200 like aami. 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:20.280 I'm smacking and bone smashing? 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:22.200 What is that? I don't like? 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:24.720 Bone smashing sounds like fucking like that sounds like something 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:35.200 a bird's like, Like, yeah, they. 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:37.800 Take a hammer and they break their fucking bones in 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:41.320 their face to like rebuild it. Yeah, some of you need. 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:44.760 Self love for real. Well I love the British horses 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:45.880 abusing tourists, Like. 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.160 Have you seen is so funny? There's more. 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:50.480 Yeah, I've seen a bunch of them. They can't beat 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:52.800 the fuck up by these host and like, okay, I'm sorry, 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:54.320 but why do you want a picture with the horse? 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:57.000 Like what is so special about the war? 0:07:57.120 --> 0:08:00.080 My prediction horse girl couture. I swear to god. 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:01.000 We passed that. 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:03.160 No, no, no, I know we passed that. But the trend 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:05.120 cycle is going to revert it back. So we did 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:08.040 like Catholic core, Like now it's going to be like 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:09.520 horse girl, cature. 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:11.360 Horse girl Cautour's. 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:13.200 Already in, but not like not in the way that 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:15.360 it was like some of that. 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:16.840 Here's my trend forecast. 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:19.400 Did they say, like the five most popular things on 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:20.040 the planet. 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:25.000 Yeah, I think tank tops are going to be in 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:27.560 for this summer. Tank tops and flip flapes. 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:30.040 No one in the summer is going to be wearing 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:33.000 like sweaters and jeans. 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:34.480 Like nothing like cause it's like hot, so you don't 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:35.280 want to wear that. 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:41.440 That's not the VI sunscreen and deodorant and and Bangan 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:43.400 Kaia's Mama from the back. It is going to be 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:45.800 a big, a big, but. 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:48.400 That that might be falling out of it already ran yes, 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:50.520 ran through like too many people have hit. 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:53.600 That was big in twenty nineteen. Yeah, that was one 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:54.560 of the bigger trends. 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:56.240 Yeah, but I guess it's kind of It's been five 0:08:56.280 --> 0:08:58.880 years now, so it isn't that scary the trend cycle. 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:00.880 It hasn't been five years. Oh there was only one 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:02.280 year since twenty nineteen. 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:05.520 Max, No, it's been five years. 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:07.199 We're age maxing, y'all. 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:11.000 Yellow intere maxing. I still have my youth. 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:14.000 How the hell are you gonna love somebody else if 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:20.840 you can't even love yourself? No me no, like in 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:23.440 the start quote end quote, Drew Philips, How the hell 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:25.079 are you gonna love? Anybody else if you can't even 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:35.600 love yourself. Mama's how did she end it? Thanks for spilling. 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.760 After we have like an intimate like, thanks for spilling 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:38.880 your tea, my queen for spilling. But back to the tornadoes. 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:43.640 Thing, I like was looking them up because I kept 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:44.680 getting them all my timeline. 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:45.920 I was like, oh, I want to like look up, 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:47.480 like what happened? Whatever? 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:53.439 The comments, like the things people say about natural disasters 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:55.800 and comments will always crack me out. 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:57.760 I'm like, first of all, not only. 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:01.200 Did like actual people get devastated by this, so like 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:04.120 don't come in here with conspiracy theories, but like, I'm sorry, 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:05.440 they actually cracked me out this one. 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:09.719 Like I was in bed, like giggling my asshof. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:11.520 Firing the tornado machines. 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:15.600 Someone said, this is the third tornado video I seen 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:18.440 a different location dot dot dot dot dot dot dot. 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:23.679 What is happening you mean like weather, weather patterns like 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:27.640 that is like happened has happened in the Midwest every 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:29.920 single year for the last thousand. 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:31.400 Yeah, the first operable. 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:34.240 I was like, you mean springtime in the Midwest, Like 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:35.520 what are you talking about? 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:37.000 Ever heard of tornado alley? 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:39.520 Oh? 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:44.800 Oh, but yeah, those kind of like people are. 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:48.439 Like the world is, so what's happening to the world? 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:51.120 Like I love when people start saying that on like 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:55.440 natural disasters and just like nature being nature and unpredictable 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:59.040 and like ramping up obviously, like part of it is 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:01.880 like not this necessarily, but there are other things that 0:11:01.920 --> 0:11:05.080 have been happening that are just global warming. 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:06.000 But even now, I'm like. 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:08.320 The answer is right there, like literally all you have 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:10.120 to do is google it, but people get in comments 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:10.480 and like. 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:11.800 Wait a second. 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:13.600 Also, we usually. 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:17.360 Don't have rain. Why is it raining? What's happening? 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.719 On top of all of that, Like we do live 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:24.680 in a more like like people film things more often, 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:27.360 and not only that, but they post things to the 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:30.640 internet because like every tornado since like twenty twelve has 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:33.640 been filmed by literally everyone, but they just didn't have 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:36.319 a place to upload it, and TikTok can make every 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:39.720 fucking thing go viral. With that said, the tornado footage 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:42.960 from these last couple of outbreaks has been the greatest 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:46.920 footage of tornadoes I've ever seen. Like I'm a connoisseur, 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:50.560 y'all can go back and look. I fucking love tornadoes. Arena. 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:52.800 I claim like being liked. 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:56.440 I get the like, I get the claimant. I get 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:59.800 to claimant, I get to claim it like my hometown 0:11:59.880 --> 0:12:02.880 was ravaged by one like ever since then, I was 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:06.360 just like obsessed and I've been saying one thing for 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:08.760 so long before that. Whatever, I'm not even gonna get 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:09.160 into it. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:12.280 No one trust and believe. No one's gonna take your tornado. 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:19.160 Oh wow, what day. It's just so fucking stupid day. No, 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:22.160 I'm sucking lutely not Me and Kai fell in love. 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:30.800 Get me water, Get me water, Yeah, pick it up after, 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:31.760 Get me water now. 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:38.000 And that's before gratuity. So get the water. 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:41.840 Oh my god, you just threw money at him. 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:44.600 Yeah, bitch, he's gonna get me my water. 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:45.520 Let me have that. 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:47.080 Thank you. 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:50.559 What were you saying, Drew, You were about to say 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:51.320 something crazy. 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:57.640 I was saying that you were about to say something creepy. 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:00.720 Me and Kai fell in love the other we had 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:04.760 like a real moment. It was crazy what we were. 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:06.880 We were on set for the week. Can we talk 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:08.080 about it yet? 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:09.880 No, we can't, but we can say that we were 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:10.360 on set. 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:12.640 We were on set for Talenters too with me. 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:17.240 We were on set for helping girth Master film his 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:20.760 new video. Yeah, just kidding. We weren't. We weren't, weren't. 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:23.960 But we were on set and I turned and I 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:28.000 looked at Drew and we locked eyes and he went 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:29.960 did we just fall in love for a second? And 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:32.160 I was like, yes, we did it. And it was 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:32.760 so real. 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:36.800 It was very It was also like our twelve of 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:40.320 this year and we were just dissociating into each other's eyes. 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:42.040 It was a magical moment. Truly. 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:43.640 Did y'all hook up at the bathroom? 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:44.000 No? 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:45.840 Okay, then it's not real love. 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:48.200 Like, wouldn't let him hit in a million years. 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:49.680 Drew won't let me touch him. 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:51.640 He lets me touch him. 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.160 I know, and it fucking pisses me off. 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:55.640 Yeah, he begs please come into my bed, Please come 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:56.240 and lay in my bed. 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:58.880 I think I just don't want it enough, you know. 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:00.480 I think that's the promise, Like I need to want 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:03.520 it more. Drew wants to what is it, you know, 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:06.559 whiplash the like instructor that's like trying to bring out 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:08.560 the best. Yeah, that's so. 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:12.560 Drew is training and I'm the drummer and he wants to, 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:14.720 like and he has bloody hands and. 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:19.160 Yeah, how the fu did they pitch that movie? 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:20.600 So like I want to be a drummer, and this 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:23.200 guy's like really about it and like he's crazy. 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:25.720 I was actually thinking about the last time I watched Whiplash, 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:26.800 which I really like. 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:29.400 It, and it was like a shitty drumming movie. Okay, 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:31.240 like that horrible drum. 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:33.840 It's actually like held to high regard actually. 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:38.040 And it's terrible, old and fucking boring as fuck. 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:39.680 I liked it. 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:41.520 Oh, I'm glad y'all liked it. 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:45.320 Oh my god, my god. Okay, what's your favorite movie? 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:46.280 Minions Part two? 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:50.600 I don't even think it's called part two, like like 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:51.880 you would be called part. 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:53.440 Two Minions Go to Space. 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:57.800 Oh, this has nothing to do with tornadoes. 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:01.000 I used to be obsessed with water parks, and last 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:03.040 night I was cracking up because I saw like one 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:05.360 of those go pro videos of somebody going into like 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:08.240 the New Water Slide and it was like, you can 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:10.280 pick the theme of this water side, and like they 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:13.080 picked jungle, and it was like all these really shitty 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:16.680 projections of like a tiger, like you had the snake 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:17.760 bite and everything. 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:20.240 And you can see the corners of the projector because 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:21.520 it like they're just screening. 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:24.240 It just looked like shit, and I used to be 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:25.040 so obsessed. 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:26.880 I don't know if it was because growing up in Florida, 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:29.640 there was a water Rapids I think it's called it's 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:30.880 like Rapids water Park. 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:33.800 It's like a huge water park that everybody wants to 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:34.720 go to. And like in. 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:37.560 School, when they would give you those like coupon sheets, 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:41.760 there would always be a big water Rapids one, which like, bitch, 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:45.280 my family is broke as fuck, Like the twenty dollars 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:46.640 off is not going to get us to drive like 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:48.960 two hours out. We need a hotel, like, stop playing 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:50.880 with me. But I think I went like once or 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:54.440 twice in my lifetime. And first of all, water parks 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:58.000 are fucking terrifying, like they like they are so like 0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:00.640 scary to get on a water ride, especially because as 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:01.880 a kid I was so obsessed with them. I would 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:03.520 look up videos and I would always find videos of 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:05.720 people dying on them, like not, oh. 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:08.480 My god, that one. There's that specific one where they're 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:10.280 in that raft and it's like the hills and he 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:16.680 got fucking decapitated, like what. So every time it's. 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:17.520 Not a video of it, but they like talk about them. 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:20.720 So every time I would like go to a water park, 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:22.360 that's all I can think about, is like I would 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:24.480 be the one to die on this fucking slide right now, 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:26.040 So that's all that would play in my mind. And 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:28.640 then also the older I get, the more I just 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:30.440 realized there was piss and shit and poop in the 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:32.880 fucking water, and every time I was in the water, 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:34.800 all I could think about was that. But in Miami, 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:37.800 it was such a big thing to go to water parks, 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:40.040 so I was at them all the fucking time, in 0:16:40.080 --> 0:16:43.520 the amounts of times that slides got shut down because 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:45.680 some little kid shit himself on. 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:46.840 The fucking slide. 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:50.920 Sorry, guys, Like water parks should be illegal. 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:52.040 And that's my take on it. 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:57.120 Like it's literally biohazard as fuck, Like it is so crazy, 0:16:57.160 --> 0:16:58.480 it's just pissing poop and shit. 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:02.880 I will say that there's no better there's no more 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:06.359 ufork feeling than like feeling zero gravity, having your belly 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:11.080 out and like flying down a warm water slide. 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:12.800 It's literally just urine. 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:16.960 The warm shooting up your into your mouth. 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:19.760 Like fully making sure you get dementia when you're older 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:21.480 because of all the your brain. 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:30.639 Yeah, the wave pull amibas go crazy. I loved the wind. 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:28.280 Said. 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:34.280 The wave pulled at me. They went crazy. I want them, 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:37.480 I'm crazy crazy. 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:37.800 I felt. 0:17:37.840 --> 0:17:39.560 I always felt like I was gonna drown, and I 0:17:39.600 --> 0:17:41.199 was not a good swimmer, and I would always just 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:42.800 sneak in and try to go all the way back 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:44.719 to the wall because I wanted the strongest way, and 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:47.359 I would always almost drown and always have to get 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:49.600 saved by lifeguard, and they would always be mad at me, 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:50.679 and I would always try. 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:51.040 To sneak back. 0:17:51.080 --> 0:17:53.320 Have you seen the machines that like make the. 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:55.360 Waves, isn't it just like the huge things? 0:17:55.640 --> 0:17:59.160 They're so scary, bro like getting sucked into that. That's 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:02.120 what I'm saying. I'm sure they a bunch of people have. 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:04.879 That's the tea. But have y'all seen that one girl 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:08.159 they're just not telling us. I know, literally a conspiracy 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:10.240 they put. That's what they put in those fucking burgers. 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:12.800 There is the squished kids they like, and they get 0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:14.680 squished by the fucking wave machine. 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:17.239 The more and more burgers the water parks come out with, 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:18.600 the more and more kids go missing. 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:22.480 I've been noticing that. I've literally been noticing that it's 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:26.840 like mins to meat but y'all seen that one girl, 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:28.960