Speaker 1: Hey, guys, welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: We're gonna talk about traffic, the weather, pop culture.
Speaker 3: Your weather report for today is put some sunscreen on
Speaker 3: the UV is at a nine?
Speaker 2: Is it actually today?
Speaker 3: There's a hole in the ozone layer?
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, isn't nine very low?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Nine is high?
Speaker 3: Is like like kind of peat ten. Go out, you're cooking?
Speaker 4: Oh it is? It is nine?
Speaker 3: Oh? Really? Yeah, I just intuitively knew that I could
Speaker 3: just feel it.
Speaker 2: I could chext the weather app so often.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: I think you.
Speaker 3: I actually did not see it, but I do check
Speaker 3: the weather app all the time. Is a perfect segue
Speaker 3: into what I wanted to talk about, was the super
Speaker 3: tornado outbreak that just happened in the Midwest. Oh, there
Speaker 3: was like twenty like there were like five tornadoes on
Speaker 3: the ground at the same time from the same cell
Speaker 3: like across like Nebraska, Oklahoma. Shit, Like y'all, it's crazy
Speaker 3: how I just know these things. I just can predict
Speaker 3: natural disasters. And it may take a few take a
Speaker 3: few weeks to like actually come to fruition, but I
Speaker 3: do say it, and they do happen within three years,
Speaker 3: within three years they have that there's gonna be an
Speaker 3: earthquake in La soon. It's earthquake. Wey, yeah, within three
Speaker 3: five years.
Speaker 4: Now. I believe you because you have like females intuition.
Speaker 3: Yeah, superia, But don't say the word sorry, we can
Speaker 3: bleep this.
Speaker 2: It sounds like so gross when you do that.
Speaker 3: Female, you're such a female. Wow, it's giving female.
Speaker 2: My female friend, you're my feline friend.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Well, Drew has admitted to me multiple times that he
Speaker 1: likes to just say things are gonna happen so that
Speaker 1: people go like, oh my god, he knew.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when I die, people are gonna make a compilation
Speaker 3: video of everything that I ever predicted, and it's gonna
Speaker 3: go viral as fuck.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be dead.
Speaker 3: We're trending number one on Twitter.
Speaker 4: You know what That's true because you I think like
Speaker 4: a couple of years ago you were like, oh, something
Speaker 4: big is gonna happen, and then like two years.
Speaker 3: Later you walked into my life.
Speaker 4: Oh shit, wait a second, yeah, I do get it.
Speaker 4: You know what's crazy is that actually wasn't what I
Speaker 4: was talking about. I was talking about I got a nominated.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys saw this on TikTok
Speaker 4: I got nominated to be in the Turkish Quandale Dingle movie.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: You don't know? TikTok risk party.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, y'all are not bringing that here.
Speaker 1: This is my say, boy, like that's where we like
Speaker 1: keep those things. Turkish hate that that's real name.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's Blue tie kid and Turkish Turkish Condele Dingle.
Speaker 4: You know what I got group leader?
Speaker 3: What am I?
Speaker 4: I don't think you got cast?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, I did see that fucking video hour, Yes
Speaker 3: I did. It was like a slideshow of a bunch
Speaker 3: of people and you were cast as the group leader. Yeah,
Speaker 3: find that video.
Speaker 4: All right, I'll pull it up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, But I like don't understand that anything
Speaker 1: I've seen about that, like TikTok.
Speaker 2: Lore, I have skipped so quickly, like at the moment I.
Speaker 1: Saw it, and I remember when that video first got uploaded,
Speaker 1: like a few months ago. I almost posted on my
Speaker 1: story and was like, this is my ideal nightmare or
Speaker 1: not ideal nightmare. It's like my peak nightmare is being
Speaker 1: in a room with a bunch of fucking high school
Speaker 1: kids screaming a song by like fucking what's his nuts?
Speaker 1: Kanye West, like that's my nightmare is to be in
Speaker 1: that room.
Speaker 2: And then it became a thing.
Speaker 3: But no, what they're doing. They're doing this again, so
Speaker 3: like I guess it's becoming like a trend. There's two
Speaker 3: like trends on TikTok right now. It's to make like
Speaker 3: a random fucking video the most viral video of all time,
Speaker 3: and like it becomes this like trend to like give
Speaker 3: it likes, give it attention, give it, make it your
Speaker 3: profile pictures, share it with all your friends. Yeah, someone
Speaker 3: do that with this episode of Emergency Intercom please. And
Speaker 3: then one of them, like they always compare, like the
Speaker 3: Bella Porch, like, oh, this is the most liked video
Speaker 3: of all time, and now it's like a raccoon dancing
Speaker 3: to this song and it has like a billion That
Speaker 3: was that was one of them. It got dethroned. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it got dethroned by like dogs and like hoodies or
Speaker 3: something like that, and now it's a raccoon.
Speaker 2: Well I know what I want.
Speaker 3: My they're filming a biopic yo, this eats so it's
Speaker 3: kai that motherfucker val Yeah that dude, okay for as
Speaker 3: red Tomato.
Speaker 1: Boy, Well I want this TikTok to be the most
Speaker 1: like one before we move on.
Speaker 3: What they're doing is they're doing the same thing to
Speaker 3: that Coco girl. Who the fuck is Coco? She doesn't
Speaker 3: need to go to our school, and I need to
Speaker 3: get I need to set it fucking straight. Y'all need
Speaker 3: to leave that fucking girl alone because I know a
Speaker 3: lot of the girls making fun of her for wanting
Speaker 3: to fit in and get over it in talking to
Speaker 3: the cute person like whatever it is like, I know
Speaker 3: some of the people making fun of her just see
Speaker 3: a little bit of themselves inside of her. And y'all
Speaker 3: need to flip the script like you always do, because
Speaker 3: y'all were making fun of the TikTok Riz party and
Speaker 3: then you made them like lore and famous. Y'all need
Speaker 3: to do the same fucking thing to Coco because like, no,
Speaker 3: that girl does not deserve that Coco.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, I saw a good TikTok about it where where
Speaker 1: it was like the tea of it all is this
Speaker 1: girl must be one of the more popular girls, because
Speaker 1: why doesn't she know that?
Speaker 3: Oh literally literally, why doesn't she know Coco? Who the
Speaker 3: fuck is Coco?
Speaker 2: I want this to be the.
Speaker 1: Way this made me laugh at the gym yesterday was
Speaker 1: like actually diabolical. Like I was on the treadmill and
Speaker 1: I was like crying on the treadmill and the guy
Speaker 1: next to me was running and kept looking over at me,
Speaker 1: and I had to like stop the treadmill and like
Speaker 1: like bend over and panmp from laughing so hard.
Speaker 3: We work out on different floors, and she sent it
Speaker 3: to me and I just got finished hitting my pr
Speaker 3: which is about like four hundred pounds on the bench press,
Speaker 3: and like the video like popped up in front of
Speaker 3: my face and I was pushing up on four eighty
Speaker 3: and the laugh just like exerted it out. And that
Speaker 3: was after a thousand push ups.
Speaker 1: But that way, you were just trying to casually say
Speaker 1: that you were like basically bench pressing four.
Speaker 2: Hundred and eighty. Yeah, that's there's no way you can't.
Speaker 4: Well, you've been sarmsmaxing, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, okay, nough, I didn't know what we're doing. Y'all.
Speaker 1: Are not saying all these weird fucking words to me.
Speaker 1: I don't want them in my brain. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be a part of that.
Speaker 2: I do a very good job of making sure my TikTok.
Speaker 1: Timeline is nothing but people getting abused by the British horses.
Speaker 1: Girls being cute and like music video snippish and then
Speaker 1: like aami.
Speaker 3: I'm smacking and bone smashing?
Speaker 2: What is that? I don't like?
Speaker 1: Bone smashing sounds like fucking like that sounds like something
Speaker 1: a bird's like, Like, yeah, they.
Speaker 3: Take a hammer and they break their fucking bones in
Speaker 3: their face to like rebuild it. Yeah, some of you need.
Speaker 2: Self love for real. Well I love the British horses
Speaker 2: abusing tourists, Like.
Speaker 3: Have you seen is so funny? There's more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen a bunch of them. They can't beat
Speaker 1: the fuck up by these host and like, okay, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but why do you want a picture with the horse?
Speaker 2: Like what is so special about the war?
Speaker 3: My prediction horse girl couture. I swear to god.
Speaker 2: We passed that.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I know we passed that. But the trend
Speaker 3: cycle is going to revert it back. So we did
Speaker 3: like Catholic core, Like now it's going to be like
Speaker 3: horse girl, cature.
Speaker 2: Horse girl Cautour's.
Speaker 3: Already in, but not like not in the way that
Speaker 3: it was like some of that.
Speaker 2: Here's my trend forecast.
Speaker 1: Did they say, like the five most popular things on
Speaker 1: the planet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think tank tops are going to be in
Speaker 3: for this summer. Tank tops and flip flapes.
Speaker 1: No one in the summer is going to be wearing
Speaker 1: like sweaters and jeans.
Speaker 2: Like nothing like cause it's like hot, so you don't
Speaker 2: want to wear that.
Speaker 3: That's not the VI sunscreen and deodorant and and Bangan
Speaker 3: Kaia's Mama from the back. It is going to be
Speaker 3: a big, a big, but.
Speaker 1: That that might be falling out of it already ran yes,
Speaker 1: ran through like too many people have hit.
Speaker 4: That was big in twenty nineteen. Yeah, that was one
Speaker 4: of the bigger trends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I guess it's kind of It's been five
Speaker 1: years now, so it isn't that scary the trend cycle.
Speaker 4: It hasn't been five years. Oh there was only one
Speaker 4: year since twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: Max, No, it's been five years.
Speaker 3: We're age maxing, y'all.
Speaker 2: Yellow intere maxing. I still have my youth.
Speaker 3: How the hell are you gonna love somebody else if
Speaker 3: you can't even love yourself? No me no, like in
Speaker 3: the start quote end quote, Drew Philips, How the hell
Speaker 3: are you gonna love? Anybody else if you can't even
Speaker 3: love yourself. Mama's how did she end it? Thanks for spilling.
Speaker 2: After we have like an intimate like, thanks for spilling
Speaker 2: your tea, my queen for spilling. But back to the tornadoes.
Speaker 1: Thing, I like was looking them up because I kept
Speaker 1: getting them all my timeline.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I want to like look up,
Speaker 2: like what happened? Whatever?
Speaker 1: The comments, like the things people say about natural disasters
Speaker 1: and comments will always crack me out.
Speaker 2: I'm like, first of all, not only.
Speaker 1: Did like actual people get devastated by this, so like
Speaker 1: don't come in here with conspiracy theories, but like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: they actually cracked me out this one.
Speaker 2: Like I was in bed, like giggling my asshof.
Speaker 3: Firing the tornado machines.
Speaker 2: Someone said, this is the third tornado video I seen
Speaker 2: a different location dot dot dot dot dot dot dot.
Speaker 3: What is happening you mean like weather, weather patterns like
Speaker 3: that is like happened has happened in the Midwest every
Speaker 3: single year for the last thousand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the first operable.
Speaker 1: I was like, you mean springtime in the Midwest, Like
Speaker 1: what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Ever heard of tornado alley?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh, but yeah, those kind of like people are.
Speaker 2: Like the world is, so what's happening to the world?
Speaker 1: Like I love when people start saying that on like
Speaker 1: natural disasters and just like nature being nature and unpredictable
Speaker 1: and like ramping up obviously, like part of it is
Speaker 1: like not this necessarily, but there are other things that
Speaker 1: have been happening that are just global warming.
Speaker 2: But even now, I'm like.
Speaker 1: The answer is right there, like literally all you have
Speaker 1: to do is google it, but people get in comments
Speaker 1: and like.
Speaker 2: Wait a second.
Speaker 3: Also, we usually.
Speaker 2: Don't have rain. Why is it raining? What's happening?
Speaker 3: On top of all of that, Like we do live
Speaker 3: in a more like like people film things more often,
Speaker 3: and not only that, but they post things to the
Speaker 3: internet because like every tornado since like twenty twelve has
Speaker 3: been filmed by literally everyone, but they just didn't have
Speaker 3: a place to upload it, and TikTok can make every
Speaker 3: fucking thing go viral. With that said, the tornado footage
Speaker 3: from these last couple of outbreaks has been the greatest
Speaker 3: footage of tornadoes I've ever seen. Like I'm a connoisseur,
Speaker 3: y'all can go back and look. I fucking love tornadoes. Arena.
Speaker 2: I claim like being liked.
Speaker 3: I get the like, I get the claimant. I get
Speaker 3: to claimant, I get to claim it like my hometown
Speaker 3: was ravaged by one like ever since then, I was
Speaker 3: just like obsessed and I've been saying one thing for
Speaker 3: so long before that. Whatever, I'm not even gonna get
Speaker 3: into it.
Speaker 2: No one trust and believe. No one's gonna take your tornado.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, what day. It's just so fucking stupid day. No,
Speaker 3: I'm sucking lutely not Me and Kai fell in love.
Speaker 1: Get me water, Get me water, Yeah, pick it up after,
Speaker 1: Get me water now.
Speaker 2: And that's before gratuity. So get the water.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you just threw money at him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bitch, he's gonna get me my water.
Speaker 4: Let me have that.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 4: What were you saying, Drew, You were about to say
Speaker 4: something crazy.
Speaker 3: I was saying that you were about to say something creepy.
Speaker 3: Me and Kai fell in love the other we had
Speaker 3: like a real moment. It was crazy what we were.
Speaker 4: We were on set for the week. Can we talk
Speaker 4: about it yet?
Speaker 3: No, we can't, but we can say that we were
Speaker 3: on set.
Speaker 2: We were on set for Talenters too with me.
Speaker 4: We were on set for helping girth Master film his
Speaker 4: new video. Yeah, just kidding. We weren't. We weren't, weren't.
Speaker 4: But we were on set and I turned and I
Speaker 4: looked at Drew and we locked eyes and he went
Speaker 4: did we just fall in love for a second? And
Speaker 4: I was like, yes, we did it. And it was
Speaker 4: so real.
Speaker 3: It was very It was also like our twelve of
Speaker 3: this year and we were just dissociating into each other's eyes.
Speaker 3: It was a magical moment. Truly.
Speaker 2: Did y'all hook up at the bathroom?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, then it's not real love.
Speaker 3: Like, wouldn't let him hit in a million years.
Speaker 4: Drew won't let me touch him.
Speaker 2: He lets me touch him.
Speaker 4: I know, and it fucking pisses me off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he begs please come into my bed, Please come
Speaker 1: and lay in my bed.
Speaker 4: I think I just don't want it enough, you know.
Speaker 4: I think that's the promise, Like I need to want
Speaker 4: it more. Drew wants to what is it, you know,
Speaker 4: whiplash the like instructor that's like trying to bring out
Speaker 4: the best. Yeah, that's so.
Speaker 3: Drew is training and I'm the drummer and he wants to,
Speaker 3: like and he has bloody hands and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how the fu did they pitch that movie?
Speaker 1: So like I want to be a drummer, and this
Speaker 1: guy's like really about it and like he's crazy.
Speaker 4: I was actually thinking about the last time I watched Whiplash,
Speaker 4: which I really like.
Speaker 3: It, and it was like a shitty drumming movie. Okay,
Speaker 3: like that horrible drum.
Speaker 2: It's actually like held to high regard actually.
Speaker 3: And it's terrible, old and fucking boring as fuck.
Speaker 4: I liked it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm glad y'all liked it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, my god. Okay, what's your favorite movie?
Speaker 3: Minions Part two?
Speaker 1: I don't even think it's called part two, like like
Speaker 1: you would be called part.
Speaker 3: Two Minions Go to Space.
Speaker 2: Oh, this has nothing to do with tornadoes.
Speaker 1: I used to be obsessed with water parks, and last
Speaker 1: night I was cracking up because I saw like one
Speaker 1: of those go pro videos of somebody going into like
Speaker 1: the New Water Slide and it was like, you can
Speaker 1: pick the theme of this water side, and like they
Speaker 1: picked jungle, and it was like all these really shitty
Speaker 1: projections of like a tiger, like you had the snake
Speaker 1: bite and everything.
Speaker 3: And you can see the corners of the projector because
Speaker 3: it like they're just screening.
Speaker 2: It just looked like shit, and I used to be
Speaker 2: so obsessed.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was because growing up in Florida,
Speaker 1: there was a water Rapids I think it's called it's
Speaker 1: like Rapids water Park.
Speaker 2: It's like a huge water park that everybody wants to
Speaker 2: go to. And like in.
Speaker 1: School, when they would give you those like coupon sheets,
Speaker 1: there would always be a big water Rapids one, which like, bitch,
Speaker 1: my family is broke as fuck, Like the twenty dollars
Speaker 1: off is not going to get us to drive like
Speaker 1: two hours out. We need a hotel, like, stop playing
Speaker 1: with me. But I think I went like once or
Speaker 1: twice in my lifetime. And first of all, water parks
Speaker 1: are fucking terrifying, like they like they are so like
Speaker 1: scary to get on a water ride, especially because as
Speaker 1: a kid I was so obsessed with them. I would
Speaker 1: look up videos and I would always find videos of
Speaker 1: people dying on them, like not, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, that one. There's that specific one where they're
Speaker 3: in that raft and it's like the hills and he
Speaker 3: got fucking decapitated, like what. So every time it's.
Speaker 2: Not a video of it, but they like talk about them.
Speaker 1: So every time I would like go to a water park,
Speaker 1: that's all I can think about, is like I would
Speaker 1: be the one to die on this fucking slide right now,
Speaker 1: So that's all that would play in my mind. And
Speaker 1: then also the older I get, the more I just
Speaker 1: realized there was piss and shit and poop in the
Speaker 1: fucking water, and every time I was in the water,
Speaker 1: all I could think about was that. But in Miami,
Speaker 1: it was such a big thing to go to water parks,
Speaker 1: so I was at them all the fucking time, in
Speaker 1: the amounts of times that slides got shut down because
Speaker 1: some little kid shit himself on.
Speaker 2: The fucking slide.
Speaker 3: Sorry, guys, Like water parks should be illegal.
Speaker 2: And that's my take on it.
Speaker 1: Like it's literally biohazard as fuck, Like it is so crazy,
Speaker 1: it's just pissing poop and shit.
Speaker 4: I will say that there's no better there's no more
Speaker 4: ufork feeling than like feeling zero gravity, having your belly
Speaker 4: out and like flying down a warm water slide.
Speaker 3: It's literally just urine.
Speaker 2: The warm shooting up your into your mouth.
Speaker 1: Like fully making sure you get dementia when you're older
Speaker 1: because of all the your brain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the wave pull amibas go crazy. I loved the wind.
Speaker 2: Said.
Speaker 3: The wave pulled at me. They went crazy. I want them,
Speaker 3: I'm crazy crazy.
Speaker 2: I felt.
Speaker 1: I always felt like I was gonna drown, and I
Speaker 1: was not a good swimmer, and I would always just
Speaker 1: sneak in and try to go all the way back
Speaker 1: to the wall because I wanted the strongest way, and
Speaker 1: I would always almost drown and always have to get
Speaker 1: saved by lifeguard, and they would always be mad at me,
Speaker 1: and I would always try.
Speaker 2: To sneak back.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the machines that like make the.
Speaker 2: Waves, isn't it just like the huge things?
Speaker 3: They're so scary, bro like getting sucked into that. That's
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. I'm sure they a bunch of people have.
Speaker 3: That's the tea. But have y'all seen that one girl
Speaker 3: they're just not telling us. I know, literally a conspiracy
Speaker 3: they put. That's what they put in those fucking burgers.
Speaker 3: There is the squished kids they like, and they get
Speaker 3: squished by the fucking wave machine.
Speaker 1: The more and more burgers the water parks come out with,
Speaker 1: the more and more kids go missing.
Speaker 3: I've been noticing that. I've literally been noticing that it's
Speaker 3: like mins to meat but y'all seen that one girl,
Speaker 3: since you were talking about like amibas and scabies and
Speaker 3: shit that like she went she has Munchausen syndrome, not
Speaker 3: Munchausen by proxy.
Speaker 2: Oh you were talking about it.
Speaker 3: Actually never mind, I'm not gonna talk about it. And
Speaker 3: that's that. Okay, Well, this is the real teeth. I
Speaker 3: wanted to talk about how Enya and Addison Ray quite
Speaker 3: literally stole my twin sister swag and it's it's crazy
Speaker 3: and it's like actually not even funny. And I know
Speaker 3: Maddelin's like probably how lef ended by ith, What the
Speaker 3: fuck are you talking about? And just like not to
Speaker 3: air your shit out like this, but hold on, wait,
Speaker 3: let me find the group chat. So you completely, y'ah,
Speaker 3: completely stole her swag.
Speaker 1: Girl, that's been a swag since the dawn of time
Speaker 1: and she created it. Picture of me with my braces
Speaker 1: off is literally a photo like that because I was
Speaker 1: like me and my twin with straight teeth, and that's
Speaker 1: literally an idpost I have archive.
Speaker 3: I just I don't know. I just think you like,
Speaker 3: we're just inspired and it's okay to be inspired.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll admit when I'm inspired, but I think
Speaker 1: you and your sister have the DNA of the killers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just playing, but yeah, no, we are inspired by her.
Speaker 1: I have a whole what if you found out I
Speaker 1: had a whole ID dedicated to reposting Madeline stuff And
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: We literally did do that. Oh yeah, dude, y'all this
Speaker 3: is the most wicked ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and living here and like when you were on
Speaker 1: the phone with her, like you found like recordings of
Speaker 1: like me recording the screen when you're on FaceTime.
Speaker 2: With her, and it was like just really like weird,
Speaker 2: sinister like video.
Speaker 3: Dude, some like, uh that would be actually insane, but
Speaker 3: some one of the most wicked, like evil shit we've
Speaker 3: ever done is me, Jake, Dana and Enya had made
Speaker 3: a fake fan account for my sister, made a fake
Speaker 3: fan account for my sister and then just acted like
Speaker 3: a crazy stalker person. Mattlin caught on immediately, So then
Speaker 3: it became about like tricking the public into believing that
Speaker 3: we were like a crazy fan and like we were
Speaker 3: just sending the most out of pocket ship, the most
Speaker 3: wild shit.
Speaker 2: We were Martha coded as fun.
Speaker 3: We were literally Martha coded like we would we would
Speaker 3: talk about talk about literally all the time, like that
Speaker 3: was that was our favorite fucking thing. Yeah, Chipotle was Chipotle.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We would just like ran and like for four years
Speaker 3: after like Madeline like caught on, we would just still
Speaker 3: tweet on that account, just like being like, oh, I
Speaker 3: want a Chipotle bowl. I don't want to say it
Speaker 3: out loud, but I remember, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah, so say the climax like okay, So
Speaker 1: we would like tweet at Madeline and be like I
Speaker 1: love you so much, can we please go to chibotlet together?
Speaker 2: Like we would just like.
Speaker 3: And we would just like we would literally like eat
Speaker 3: Stephen alive. We would be like that nasty fucking boyfriend
Speaker 3: of yours, he needs the fucking go, like just saying
Speaker 3: like crazy shit.
Speaker 2: Literally costs like a crazy fan like fun.
Speaker 3: We were so bored, bro, we need to do that
Speaker 3: shit again. That's the most I felt alive when they
Speaker 3: when madd On caught on and said she's calling the
Speaker 3: police and that they have our IP addressed and that
Speaker 3: the police are coming. I was horrified. I was like
Speaker 3: oh no, no, no, no, no no. And it was Steven's
Speaker 3: mom that called. Steve Mom was like yeah, like we're
Speaker 3: really freaked out over here and she already knew at
Speaker 3: the time whatever crazy viue.
Speaker 2: It so funny.
Speaker 1: But then once everybody was in on it, there were
Speaker 1: like fans of Madeline and Steven who were like, we
Speaker 1: need to get this account gone, like she's.
Speaker 2: So weird because we would be like, OMG, like we.
Speaker 1: Have her sock and like we took a picture of
Speaker 1: one of her songs and we were.
Speaker 2: Like, I'm gonna cherish this forever.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear it right now, and then like we
Speaker 1: would like put it on my foot and tweet a
Speaker 1: picture of it and be like I love her socks.
Speaker 2: They're so warm.
Speaker 3: And then we like one night, this was like the
Speaker 3: climax of it all, Like this is like what the
Speaker 3: whole account was leading up to. Was when we were
Speaker 3: at this certain press play show and like Madeline and
Speaker 3: Steven are like aware of it now, and like basically
Speaker 3: we orchestrated this whole thing where we were like live
Speaker 3: tweeting it, and the tweets were like for an account
Speaker 3: with like three hundred followers, we're going like semi viral,
Speaker 3: and people were like, what the fuck is this person
Speaker 3: talking about? And was it was? We were just basically
Speaker 3: saying we were gonna sneak in the mat his room
Speaker 3: and take pictures of her, and we did. We went
Speaker 3: into Madelin's room, set up a camera and it was
Speaker 3: me and Enya in one bed and Madeline and Steven
Speaker 3: in the other bed, and like we had it set
Speaker 3: up where it took a picture of us and then
Speaker 3: we uploaded it and then we were running and sprinting
Speaker 3: down the hallway and taking pictures as we're running away
Speaker 3: and people were freaking out and the tour manager, Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, I heard that move.
Speaker 1: Like I had to run out of there and like
Speaker 1: live tweeting like sneaking into the room.
Speaker 3: And people fully were like what the fuck, Like this
Speaker 3: is crazy, and like our tour manager at the time
Speaker 3: was like low key scared as fuck, but like also
Speaker 3: he didn't do anything about it, Like he was like,
Speaker 3: do y'all.
Speaker 2: Know about this, And we were like, yes, we're so
Speaker 2: freaked down.
Speaker 3: He's like okay that they can just moved on, but
Speaker 3: like whatever, but yeah, we went hard as fuck with.
Speaker 2: Oh I miss her, Yeah, And.
Speaker 3: I also had a Caitlyn Caitlyn Bennett Stan account. I
Speaker 3: like I moved on from a ORB Madeline and I
Speaker 3: moved on to Caitlyn Bennett. But that the story for
Speaker 3: another time.
Speaker 2: No, that one's so good.
Speaker 3: I'm taking it for Patreon. Oh sorry sorry.
Speaker 2: My favorite, like what I will say is my favorite too.
Speaker 2: So you did is when you were like I'm seeing
Speaker 2: codes in the sky. I'm seeing codes in the sky.
Speaker 3: Like I had like a full fledged, like story arc
Speaker 3: like this and making it.
Speaker 2: All by himself, Like I went into his room one day.
Speaker 3: And complete secret, and he.
Speaker 2: Went through this account he had been tweeting for like months,
Speaker 2: no years.
Speaker 1: It was random girl who was like obsessed with Caitlyn Bennett.
Speaker 3: Three years when I showed her, two years when I
Speaker 3: showed you, And it went on for another year after that,
Speaker 3: And I did get Caitlyn Bennett noticed, and I did
Speaker 3: join group chats with Caitlyn Bennett fan accounts, and I
Speaker 3: was a sleeper cell. I would go in there and
Speaker 3: spread like misinformation about Caitlin and they'd be like wait what,
Speaker 3: Like this is crazy, but that era of my life
Speaker 3: is over and I will not apologize for anything.
Speaker 2: And you were you were cossplaying a girl who was
Speaker 2: like in love with Caitlyn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but she didn't know. But that that's as
Speaker 3: much as you get, that's as much as you get.
Speaker 2: He built character.
Speaker 3: I did delete it because I don't know why. I
Speaker 3: wish I kept it because like, but there was a
Speaker 3: moment afterwards where I was like, oh, this is like
Speaker 3: actually deranged, crazy person behavior, and then now like it's
Speaker 3: that two years being like it's not that crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not that crazy to pseudo stock someone. But like
Speaker 3: post like there's that like timeline where it's like, Okay,
Speaker 3: you're in the moment. Two years from now, you'll look
Speaker 3: back at what you're doing and you'll be like, dude,
Speaker 3: that is so fucking cringey, and then two years after
Speaker 3: that you look back and you're like, damn, that was
Speaker 3: fucking lit. Like I was cool as fuck. I was
Speaker 3: in that like two years after a stage where I
Speaker 3: was like why the fuck was I doing that? And
Speaker 3: now four years later I'm like gah, like that was
Speaker 3: so fire.
Speaker 1: Yag Well, I decided that I don't understand pearls, Like
Speaker 1: they don't make sense to me, Like do they keep
Speaker 1: the clams alive?
Speaker 3: I've seen somewhere they do keep the clams live, But
Speaker 3: does that not.
Speaker 1: Hurt like so fucking bad, like dying their fucking mouth
Speaker 1: open and like sticking sharp ass utends.
Speaker 3: Like imagine someone literally like pulling your jaw open, like
Speaker 3: digging around in your break with a scalpel and pulling
Speaker 3: out your pal glamps.
Speaker 1: Of like somebody taking out Like, Okay, pearls are just
Speaker 1: clam tonsilstones. Let's talk about that. Like pearls are literally
Speaker 1: just fancy tonsilstone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, clam chowder tune a box vagina.
Speaker 4: We're talking about clams now, Okay.
Speaker 3: Okay, but they're just not know.
Speaker 1: We're leaving that, we're leaving it. They're just fancy tonsilstones,
Speaker 1: that's first of all. Second, all that ship looks like
Speaker 1: it fucking hurts. Like leave them alone, bro. Like I
Speaker 1: was watching a video of somebody doing it to a
Speaker 1: live clam and then just like fucking ripping him open,
Speaker 1: taking it out, and like tossing it hardest.
Speaker 2: Back into a bucket. I was like, damn, Like put
Speaker 2: some respect on his name. You just took all his
Speaker 2: fucking life.
Speaker 3: They do donate the like inerds to like farms and
Speaker 3: shit in local areas, which is kind of a vibe,
Speaker 3: so it turns them into pig slop. Those are the
Speaker 3: ones they kill. But did you know that they can
Speaker 3: literally like scar certain spots on the oyster, and like
Speaker 3: when you see like oyster shaped in hearts, you're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's fucking fake's which I think it's a clam. I
Speaker 3: think it's a clam. It's a clam. But they can
Speaker 3: score certain spots on the clam and the shape that
Speaker 3: they want them to grow, and they can chip certain
Speaker 3: places and it like will literally grow into a heart.
Speaker 3: So when you see like heart shaped pearls or star
Speaker 3: shaped pearls, they were naturally grown. But then they also
Speaker 3: like seed them where they like put like a grain
Speaker 3: of sand or something in there, and that's like where
Speaker 3: the calcium deposits, because like it is essentially a tomsilstone.
Speaker 3: It's like their bodies trying to like get that out,
Speaker 3: like expel it and filter it out. But yeah, I
Speaker 3: was watching a fucking video of someone like seeding and
Speaker 3: scarring clams, and I was like, what the fuck? This
Speaker 3: is so pretty that like they are gorgeo.
Speaker 1: The first bitch scratching up on a clam, they're probably
Speaker 1: eating it.
Speaker 3: They were probably like, oh, they're probably eating that clam,
Speaker 3: spreading it open, fishy odor, stinky.
Speaker 2: What is like seriously, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 3: I I don't know anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to get you help.
Speaker 3: Wait, oh my god, wait, I'm in like a mode
Speaker 3: right now where I could probably cry and command okay
Speaker 3: and then do it. No, I didn't make tears and
Speaker 3: that they didn't.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 3: I need menthol, you need a mentho steak? Wait I
Speaker 3: could No, I lost it. I wanted to talk about Rainy.
Speaker 2: What we're gonna say, Rainy ROCHERI yes, yes.
Speaker 3: I haven't written down because like that is another arc
Speaker 3: of my life.
Speaker 1: That was that chick when you were like faking like
Speaker 1: you were obsessed with her.
Speaker 3: No, it was like me and her were in a relationship.
Speaker 3: But Okay, getting a block by Rainy Rodriguez in the
Speaker 3: moment felt so special, Like I was like, oh she
Speaker 3: noticed me, Like what the fuck? Like she blocked me.
Speaker 3: This is so funny. Granted, what she blocked me over
Speaker 3: was it was a picture of me wearing I'm hees
Speaker 3: in her wearing a shirt that said I'm hymns or
Speaker 3: something like that. And I tweeted like I edit it
Speaker 3: to say like I'm hees, I'm hers or whatever. I
Speaker 3: boasted like it was us together and she just blocked
Speaker 3: me immediately, and I was like, Okay, if that's grounds
Speaker 3: for a blocking, we gotta find Actually, I'm gonna look
Speaker 3: it up and see if I can find it. That
Speaker 3: is so funny, But I can't find the fucking video.
Speaker 3: I can't find a picture. Sorry for the break, y'all,
Speaker 3: but it's somewhere out there in the internet ether scape.
Speaker 2: I saw a clip I'm like, og YouTube.
Speaker 1: I've been getting a lot of those on my TikTok
Speaker 1: timeline right now of like old YouTube like Bethany Moda,
Speaker 1: like era YouTube, and the ship we were watching to
Speaker 1: pass the time was actually fucking it.
Speaker 3: We can't make fun of the kids right now for
Speaker 3: watching brain rot because we were like skivity is like,
Speaker 3: uh oh, my ermie gird Like it's literally like there's
Speaker 3: all there will always be brain rot for children to consume.
Speaker 1: The one I was watching is this one I'm gonna
Speaker 1: share to you, And I wonder if the to make
Speaker 1: you crack up the way it maybe crack up, because
Speaker 1: I was like, girl, what the fuck is happening? Like
Speaker 1: I never watched this video when I was younger, but
Speaker 1: I like I could have seen myself watching it.
Speaker 3: Also, this what uh that looks fun?
Speaker 2: Is I know? And if it's actually a workout like I.
Speaker 3: Want to do, it probably fucks your abs up and
Speaker 3: gives you big butt.
Speaker 2: The perfect ibat will look a little bit like this.
Speaker 3: Wait? What is she teaching you how to be like?
Speaker 3: Handy had a flirt?
Speaker 1: Oh you had an eyebodio just on fluttering your eyelashes.
Speaker 3: Because I feel like she fucking sucks? She flys Wait wait, Cansy,
Speaker 3: why are you like that was horrible? Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh you look like you had something in your eye.
Speaker 3: You were like this, I do it?
Speaker 4: What an eyeball?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, why are you like.
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, I'm getting frank?
Speaker 4: Okay, oh my god, excuse me a second.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 2: Oh he has to crawl under the table. He has
Speaker 2: a crawl under the dining room table. Mh oh did
Speaker 2: you hear my stomach?
Speaker 3: Girl? You're hungry looking?
Speaker 2: No, that's a ship everywhere because is making me uncomfortable? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I like, how did you even learn you could do that?
Speaker 2: You should have been doing?
Speaker 3: Wait? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait?
Speaker 3: Can I come back? Okay, now go back? Why are
Speaker 3: you crawling like that?
Speaker 4: It's a low table if I have to.
Speaker 3: Load table fade. Dude, my camera's all fucking greasy, and
Speaker 3: because you're a greasy monster.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I call it how it is. That's my new vide.
Speaker 2: That's my tried forecast.
Speaker 3: Is going on.
Speaker 2: Your camera's switching through like lenses.
Speaker 3: That was actually what's going on? What you know what
Speaker 3: I watched on YouTube? I know, I don't even fucking
Speaker 3: know what I watched on YouTube when you were younger.
Speaker 1: I just watched family because my family was arguing and
Speaker 1: fighting so much.
Speaker 3: Was that skeleton girl? She liked the baby dolls, she
Speaker 3: had the room, the blonde girl. No, she was yeah Texas, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't remember her name. She like Grimmy or something
Speaker 3: like that, Grimy Grims, Greasy Grove. I don't.
Speaker 2: I know what you're talking about. And I bet y'all
Speaker 2: know who we're talking about.
Speaker 3: Leave it in the comments.
Speaker 2: She was like loud, big blue eyes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she had the scary fucking blue eyes. Who was it?
Speaker 3: Do you know great greadyard girl?
Speaker 2: Yeah, if Graveyard girls, I watched her.
Speaker 1: I watched that girl who was really good at SFX makeup.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was kind girl.
Speaker 2: She is so pretty.
Speaker 3: When she did the Raven or is that the X
Speaker 3: Men girl, the blue one?
Speaker 2: I want to see it.
Speaker 3: She fucking tore that ship up. I loved her. I
Speaker 3: remember watching her videos in seventh grade science class and
Speaker 3: it was post sex ed m and then someone's stole
Speaker 3: a little race car and our teacher had a fucking
Speaker 3: meltdown conniption fit. She freaked the fuck out.
Speaker 2: Brah, have I told you all about like this is
Speaker 2: the like most evil thing I did.
Speaker 1: But granted, I was literally like twelve, and I was
Speaker 1: just an evil twelve year old.
Speaker 3: Oh, when I was twelve, I knew better.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, when I was Oh, you must think you
Speaker 2: know the world then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, when I was twelve, I had no comprehension
Speaker 1: of like what OCD was and how like serious it
Speaker 1: was for some people. And I had a science teacher
Speaker 1: who was so fucking mean to me because I sucked
Speaker 1: at science and she just thought it was really stupid
Speaker 1: and she her like she was faking it.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's how I think OCD is not real.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not what I'm meant.
Speaker 3: It's not real, okay, just like depression and anxiety or
Speaker 3: fucking phony too. Oh, just eat a fucking red steak
Speaker 3: and drink a glass of water and fix your fucking
Speaker 3: gut health tired.
Speaker 1: But she heard her like things where she didn't want.
Speaker 1: She hated composition notebooks, like they really freaked her out,
Speaker 1: So you weren't allowed to come into that classroom with
Speaker 1: like composition.
Speaker 3: Notebook compositions like with the cover.
Speaker 2: I liked the ringed ones, so like she was with
Speaker 2: me on that.
Speaker 1: But she also hated cats, like cats really freaked her out,
Speaker 1: and like she didn't like pictures of cats. She didn't
Speaker 1: like talking about cats, like they really.
Speaker 2: Freaked her out.
Speaker 3: For you draw no listen.
Speaker 1: One time she gave me detention and I got so
Speaker 1: fucking mad because she called my parents and said that
Speaker 1: I was talking during class. So I took a composition
Speaker 1: notebook from my fucking house. I cut out a bunch
Speaker 1: of pictures of half and I like filled the book.
Speaker 2: With pictures of cats that covered the notebook. And I was.
Speaker 1: Walking past the room and I literally like bent over
Speaker 1: and like shot it under the door and ran off
Speaker 1: to no. I literally heard her go what what and
Speaker 1: like freaking out in the room.
Speaker 2: And then she was like asking all the classes. She
Speaker 2: was like who, like who put that in here? And
Speaker 2: then I just didn't look her in the eyes.
Speaker 1: I was like, it wasn't me and I I didn't
Speaker 1: even tell any of my friends about it too, because
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not getting caught for that. I
Speaker 1: already got detention like three times from this bitch. I'm
Speaker 1: not doing it again. The reason she gave me detention
Speaker 1: is because I got a fifteen percent on a quiz
Speaker 1: and she called it out, trying to like make me
Speaker 1: feel stupid in front of the class. And I literally
Speaker 1: looked at her and I was like, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I guessed everything, so a fifteen percent is actually really
Speaker 1: good for like and I was like, I didn't even
Speaker 1: read the questions, so if you think about it, at
Speaker 1: fifty percent is actually so good.
Speaker 2: And then she was like you think.
Speaker 1: That's funny to not take this class seriously and I
Speaker 1: was like yeah, and then she gave me the attention
Speaker 1: she's up, but I ate.
Speaker 2: Her ass up.
Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, I don't give a fuck about
Speaker 1: a fifty percent, Like what you think. I give a
Speaker 1: fuck how deers are born, Like, I just want to
Speaker 1: look at them. I don't give a fuck about what
Speaker 1: they did.
Speaker 3: Durn when the clouds rain, when their sunshine out.
Speaker 2: I agree with that. That's what my grandma told me, Abela.
Speaker 2: I don't know my grandma's name.
Speaker 3: Bro, It's literally just that her name is I Will.
Speaker 2: That's it. Like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just don't think you need to know certain people's names.
Speaker 1: And your grandma is one of those people.
Speaker 3: Literally, actually I.
Speaker 1: Asked her if she had pictures of herself when she
Speaker 1: was younger, and she was like no, And she was
Speaker 1: like I didn't have a picture of myself until I
Speaker 1: was like maybe fifty six. I don't know what not,
Speaker 1: Like literally, what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Huh, Gihanna? What nugget couches are? No? Do you know
Speaker 3: what they are?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, So they're these like really popular kid's toy right now,
Speaker 3: it's like a modular sofa for children, right They're like
Speaker 3: foam lining'sikea collector, No, it literally is, and people like
Speaker 3: collect the fuck out of the colourways. It's literally like
Speaker 3: supreme for like mothers and fathers, and they collect them
Speaker 3: for their children and you can big they're really sick.
Speaker 3: Actually you can build like really big forts out of
Speaker 3: them and like you can. They're just like fun toys
Speaker 3: for like nourishment for children, like they like become super
Speaker 3: mobile and like you can fall on and it won't hurt,
Speaker 3: and they're kind of a fucking vibe. Well, there's some
Speaker 3: dark fucking lore behind nugget couches. So people were like
Speaker 3: looking in these mommy groups and someone got suggested this
Speaker 3: nugget couches after dark, and basically are.
Speaker 2: Their adults fucking on the.
Speaker 3: They make literal sex swings and like sex toys and
Speaker 3: like sex beds out of these nugget couches, and they
Speaker 3: never thought to think like, oh wait, my kids play
Speaker 3: on these, and now we do s at night with them.
Speaker 3: And it became like this huge fucking thing on TikTok,
Speaker 3: and everybody was eating these parents up. And there were
Speaker 3: people like there was like two sides that were like
Speaker 3: defending it, and then there were families like, oh, like
Speaker 3: I just bought it for me and my wife, Like
Speaker 3: we just I just bought it for me and my husband.
Speaker 3: Our kids don't even touch it. There were videos of
Speaker 3: their kids playing on it, so they were literally lying.
Speaker 3: But like Madelin and Steven just got one had no
Speaker 3: idea about the nugget lower. So I put them on
Speaker 3: and they posted an unboxing of it, and all of
Speaker 3: the comments were like, I don't think they know about
Speaker 3: the lore of the nugget couch and it was just
Speaker 3: cracking me the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Stop.
Speaker 1: Also, like, can y'all keep some ship to your fucking self,
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to know where you're fucking in
Speaker 1: your fucking house, like damn Like like.
Speaker 3: Me and in Ya's bed, on the couch, encounter on
Speaker 3: this chair and y'all sat in it. And that's the
Speaker 3: craziest thing. If y'all came to the La show, y'all
Speaker 3: sat in this chair where we did s and it
Speaker 3: was crazy and car joined and I'm so dirty.
Speaker 4: I joined. I joined for a second. I was only
Speaker 4: involved for like cleaning up. Yeah, I was hosing it down.
Speaker 3: What was that bit the tarp?
Speaker 4: My job was to put down the tart. Yeah, the
Speaker 4: guy for me And I don't mind it. I actually
Speaker 4: like it. I like doing acts of service.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's your thing. That's always your thing.
Speaker 3: Speaking of acts of nervous challengers, Eh, we haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it yet, but I wanted to kind
Speaker 3: of rehash the conversation we were having because we didn't have
Speaker 3: it for the public. That trailer was doodoo kocock garbage shit.
Speaker 3: And when Zindeo was in that interview being like, it's
Speaker 3: just like a movie you have to see three times,
Speaker 3: I was like, bitch, you're lucky if I go once,
Speaker 3: because that shit looks fucking horrible. It looks horrible, terrible, terrible.
Speaker 3: And then everybody that I've spoken to, except for two people,
Speaker 3: where like that was one of the best movies I've
Speaker 3: ever seen.
Speaker 1: I know, I like I really was, because even when
Speaker 1: Conan was here and he was like, oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go to a screening for I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: think that movie's gonna be good because the trailer was
Speaker 1: so fucking actinky.
Speaker 3: It was rank, it was horrible, But I always held
Speaker 3: out a little bit of faith because Trent Rezder and
Speaker 3: Anticus Ross would not say yes to a shitty movie.
Speaker 2: Also, I have liked all of Luca's.
Speaker 3: Movies, Yeah, exactly, So I was just like, there's probably
Speaker 3: something here. But everybody saw it. Kay saw it was
Speaker 3: fucking raving boots about it.
Speaker 4: I was like live texting you, yeah, Kayle was live
Speaker 4: texting me.
Speaker 3: In the theater.
Speaker 4: There was a horny, fucking movie. Okay, well, this is
Speaker 4: a special movie.
Speaker 2: Remember when James Charles tweeted some shit about it and.
Speaker 1: Then everybody from Get Finn and everybody from the Cass
Speaker 1: was like, why the.
Speaker 3: Fuck are you off your fucking phone? Loser? But yeah,
Speaker 3: that brings me to my next point. Trenton Resnor and
Speaker 3: Atticus Ross are the greatest of all time period. We
Speaker 3: just wanted to insert something really really quick. We didn't
Speaker 3: see Challengers before we spoke on it, and just like
Speaker 3: a book, don't judge it by the trailer, because that
Speaker 3: shit was fucking lit. Y'all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that movie was so good.
Speaker 1: And my walk away because I had such big things
Speaker 1: to say about the trailer is I think the trailer
Speaker 1: was done purposefully with the intent to get the average
Speaker 1: person to watch it and be like, cool sport movie.
Speaker 3: Wrong, gay agenda, yay, bisexual legitim.
Speaker 2: Imagine walk away from them movie, like this is okay.
Speaker 3: They we're brothers fighting over a girl.
Speaker 2: Hey, we're brothers. Okay, I need all three of them fuck.
Speaker 3: Right now.
Speaker 2: That movie was so good. Also, the score of the
Speaker 2: movie was so good. The movie itself was so good.
Speaker 1: Everybody ate that fucking roll up, Like every person who
Speaker 1: was acting.
Speaker 3: And you know, and you know it's good because like
Speaker 3: we popped in here the day before the episode goes
Speaker 3: live to set the record straight, because like that was
Speaker 3: one of the better movies I've seen.
Speaker 1: Also, I feel like we're both pieces of shit in
Speaker 1: a way, Like if we already think something's gonna be bad,
Speaker 1: we have a hard time getting our opinion Chaine, because like,
Speaker 1: especially because some of the people who were like, no,
Speaker 1: it's so.
Speaker 2: Good, I was like you would think you would think.
Speaker 1: So I went in being like, there's no way this
Speaker 1: movie is gonna change me. I was like my jaw
Speaker 1: was dropped and I cried.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were. We were gooped and gagged me and
Speaker 3: then you had to go to the restaurant or the
Speaker 3: restaurant at some point and I had to adjust my
Speaker 3: boner before getting oh my god, it was good. Go
Speaker 3: watch it.
Speaker 4: Are you okay?
Speaker 3: No? I literally yeah, I'm fine. That was fucking scary.
Speaker 4: The neuralink like shifted, I.
Speaker 3: Know, like they were like popping well down, there was
Speaker 3: literally popping inside of my burning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's literally slipping down your spine and like zapping
Speaker 1: every like lever. But yeah, I do want to watch
Speaker 1: the movie now because everybody says it's good and I
Speaker 1: thought it's gonna be bad.
Speaker 2: I just remember it.
Speaker 1: Also when I saw Bones and All, I have like
Speaker 1: audio messages I think on my other phone. Me and
Speaker 1: Ryan were watching it and we were cracking the fuck
Speaker 1: up at.
Speaker 3: Like penises, all of the penises.
Speaker 4: Bones and All. Oh, okay, I got it. Should we
Speaker 4: talk about clam.
Speaker 2: About y'all need to fucking stop. Y'all are disgusting.
Speaker 4: Wait, why are you laughing during Bones and All?
Speaker 2: If y'all haven't seen Bones at all, it's been through
Speaker 2: yeah on my phone.
Speaker 1: But no, the scene where like they're like eating each other,
Speaker 1: Me and around were crying because we were like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is like so sweet. But we were
Speaker 1: cracking the fuck up and like the camera just painting away.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, like them like off camera and like
Speaker 1: you're supposed to just insinuate that, like she's eating him.
Speaker 2: And we were cracking up because I was like it
Speaker 2: was that scene. And then there was like another scene
Speaker 2: that was just making me laugh so hard. But I
Speaker 2: really do like that movie. That movie is like kitchy,
Speaker 2: like campy to me.
Speaker 3: To love is to die?
Speaker 2: You need to read a book Soon like soon soon is.
Speaker 3: To die because you give yourself to another person before
Speaker 3: it is gone.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I was talking to somebody the other day call Me
Speaker 1: by your Name, and it actually like floored me.
Speaker 2: That was like, how have you not seen that movie?
Speaker 3: Literally absolutely you.
Speaker 2: Might just be a little homophobic if you haven't seen
Speaker 2: that movie.
Speaker 3: Like at this point, come on, all went to fucking
Speaker 3: go see Broke That Mountain in the theater because I
Speaker 3: thought it was a whister and it was just two
Speaker 3: dudes fucking the whole time.
Speaker 1: I actually still haven't seen Broke Black Mountain. I think
Speaker 1: that's the only gay movie I haven't seen that.
Speaker 3: The outcry and the backlash that that movie received in
Speaker 3: its peak was absolutely insane. Like I understand because we
Speaker 3: just weren't there culturally yet and we weren't ready for it,
Speaker 3: and that was a very big stepping stone. But that
Speaker 3: movie is good as fuck and that is not a
Speaker 3: hot take at all, but like that's.
Speaker 1: A movie I like the I've seen literally every other
Speaker 1: movie that is gay.
Speaker 2: You know the movie.
Speaker 1: I was like, show me to me, please, Rachel Rachel.
Speaker 1: And it was like when somebody mentions like homo erotic movie,
Speaker 1: like about like friends.
Speaker 2: And it was like, please show it to me, show
Speaker 2: me to me, Rachel please.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Andya was lugged into my HBO account and she
Speaker 3: would use the list feature in literally every single movie
Speaker 3: on the list feature was like LGBT, like lesbian love,
Speaker 3: like girl line, girl like, it was every single one,
Speaker 3: like it was crazy and she's a vibe and she's
Speaker 3: a vibe.
Speaker 2: Well, I really want to rewatch Portrait of a Lady
Speaker 2: that was.
Speaker 3: That movie was horrifyingly sad. It's so good me you
Speaker 3: and Oriyan just sobbing together after watching that. I know.
Speaker 1: I think I was supposed to go to Miami the
Speaker 1: next day and I stayed up extra late to like
Speaker 1: watch it and I was flow upping.
Speaker 2: But I want to watch it again. The number, the number,
Speaker 2: the number on the painting. The number, the number means
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 3: I'm literally.
Speaker 4: Right now.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 2: It's so freaking good, bro.
Speaker 1: It is absolute yearning to the max. It's yearning maximalism.
Speaker 4: Once I finished reading My Year of Rest and Relaxation.
Speaker 3: Ever finished that book, Argo's lanthemos My Year.
Speaker 4: In Rest is that real?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah, it's real. And we got some insider t
Speaker 3: yesterday that I will not be sharing, but like from
Speaker 3: what it went from to what it is now, I'm
Speaker 3: kind of saying, but it will still be good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, I feel like adopting books into movies
Speaker 1: is really hard, especially when the book is like loved,
Speaker 1: Like when it's a random ask book no bitch has
Speaker 1: heard of.
Speaker 2: It's like, per like do Dune? Who gives a fuck?
Speaker 3: Are you saying no one heard of Dune?
Speaker 2: But like who the fuck?
Speaker 1: Like in our life, in our read through Dune, That's
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's like I've never met somebody in
Speaker 1: the I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm reading this one, and
Speaker 1: they're like I just read Dune, Like I just finish Dune.
Speaker 1: I've never met a human who's finished Dune.
Speaker 4: The book hell, isn't there, Like it's twenty books and
Speaker 4: they're each.
Speaker 3: All yeah, there's like a hundred books, and then the
Speaker 3: Sun after the original writer died like wrote like thirteen
Speaker 3: that got included for some reason, and they're fucking horrible
Speaker 3: their ass, they're ass there's like four good books.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't believe in family legacy, Like just
Speaker 1: because somebody in your family did some good shit does
Speaker 1: not need like mean you need to pick it up,
Speaker 1: like you don't need to pick it up, like.
Speaker 3: I want to hit the fuck alone. You want to
Speaker 3: see the books that I ordered last night or yesterday,
Speaker 3: because when I was driving home after the gym, I
Speaker 3: was like horrifyingly sad and I was like, oh my god, no,
Speaker 3: I need to fix this. I need to fix this.
Speaker 3: I need to get like books I need I need
Speaker 3: to read. I need to like feel good.
Speaker 2: You get happy books.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever read a happy book in
Speaker 1: my goddamn life. I've never read a book that made
Speaker 1: go wow, life is beautiful. It's like, soy, No, that's
Speaker 1: a lie. Some of them are really beautiful, but it's
Speaker 1: like by somebody who like died from Like.
Speaker 3: Oh, I did not get happy books?
Speaker 4: What books?
Speaker 3: I got the idiot? I got the Metamorphosis, I got
Speaker 3: No Longer Human, and then I got Type the Tybetan
Speaker 3: Book of the Dead. But the only reason I got
Speaker 3: this one one was because also, I mean it's super sick,
Speaker 3: like I'm pretty sure it's about like reincarnation and shit,
Speaker 3: and I need that. I need that. But also it's
Speaker 3: the book in Enter the Void, and I found one
Speaker 3: with the exact same cover for forty three dollars. When
Speaker 3: I was looking for it, like for the past like
Speaker 3: five years, they were like eight hundred dollars for like
Speaker 3: this cover of the book. So I am so excited.
Speaker 1: It's like when I really wanted my friend Leeboo's first
Speaker 1: editions and then like a month I was looking at
Speaker 1: them and they were like fifty dollars, and I was like, dude, I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to spend fifty dollars. And then it got
Speaker 2: republished into like the big book of all her books,
Speaker 2: and then all of the first editions were like five
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars, and then finally they went back down
Speaker 2: and I bought them. And then I realized, like, I
Speaker 2: love friendly Woods. She's so interesting and she's really funny
Speaker 2: to me, but I don't think I like her writing style,
Speaker 2: Like but she eats down, Like I love friendly Wood's
Speaker 2: not that I even have to say that, because that
Speaker 2: just doesn't fucking have a phone, so she's not gonna
Speaker 2: see this. But I love frand but she's not my bae.
Speaker 2: My bay is Cookie Muller. That's my bae.
Speaker 3: Andrew Phillips, mm hmm.
Speaker 2: You've you've seemed loose and like loose, like for the
Speaker 2: streets kind of. So you're not my bay right now?
Speaker 4: Well, I figured out my sexuality, guys, what is it?
Speaker 4: Isn't this exciting?
Speaker 3: It's sapio sexual, safeio sexual.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sapio sexual. I'm attracted to intellect.
Speaker 2: Don't you have to have that me? So you have
Speaker 2: to have that to recognize it in other people?
Speaker 4: Though, No, you don't need it saying that publicly?
Speaker 3: Why it's like not cool?
Speaker 4: What do you what's not cool?
Speaker 3: Never mind? Man, Okay, you're only supposed to like girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess at least that's what I've heard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the rule.
Speaker 2: That's just kind of what I've like threw through the
Speaker 2: grape vine.
Speaker 3: Is like boys like girls girls. Oh wait, we know
Speaker 3: that Adam and Steve, Adam and Eve more like Adam,
Speaker 3: Steve and Eve Polyamory. Oh see they landed. Now I
Speaker 3: did it in Josiah's video, and Josiah and you were like, girls,
Speaker 3: shut the fuck up, because that.
Speaker 1: Was after he said a bunch of real weird, like
Speaker 1: random things like we put the camera in his hand
Speaker 1: for one second and he just sort of like spit
Speaker 1: and we're like, where is all of this coming from
Speaker 1: like we haven't said anything to you, but you, me
Speaker 1: and Josie are literally Adam even Steve.
Speaker 3: Yeah literally you're Steve though, Yeah, oh for sure.
Speaker 2: And what's his name?
Speaker 3: No, I'm Adam Yo, Naya is Steep?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, because that's our side home.
Speaker 4: I'm God, I'm God, I'm omnipresent.
Speaker 3: No, you're the fucking rib that was taken out of whatever.
Speaker 4: I'm the snake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're the apple because if we take a
Speaker 3: bite out of you, it would be sweet. But you're
Speaker 3: this in the last thing I want to talk about
Speaker 3: is the Blue Man Group.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, the fuck.
Speaker 3: Literally, what the fuck y'all have y'all like, have y'all ever?
Speaker 3: Like actually like like looked into that, like did that?
Speaker 1: That group really the exact definition of like what goes
Speaker 1: through a man's head when he starts losing his hair
Speaker 1: and he doesn't have self acceptance.
Speaker 2: Like that is the.
Speaker 3: Perfect They're all in bald caps. They're all in bald
Speaker 3: but I thought they were actually, and they're painted blue
Speaker 3: and like oil paint, and then they play like paint
Speaker 3: drums like the most insane shit ever. And there's not
Speaker 3: just one group of them. They like there's like four,
Speaker 3: it's like a cult. There's like forty of them. Then
Speaker 3: there's like ten separate Blue Man groups and they have
Speaker 3: like shows all across the world.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's Kevin Abstract, There's Matt Champion, There's Joba.
Speaker 2: This is the craziest Blue Man group.
Speaker 3: Did you hear that weapon?
Speaker 4: Oh? It was like, there's Kevin Abstract, There's Matt Champion.
Speaker 2: Uh, Joba.
Speaker 1: This is the craziest blunt.
Speaker 3: The glow paint everywhere. This is an edit.
Speaker 4: The cutaway to the reactions say dead.
Speaker 1: Ass, though I hate Like, Okay, first of all, this
Speaker 1: is my bone to pick and this is the last
Speaker 1: thing I'll say in the episode.
Speaker 2: They need to go back to crazy editing.
Speaker 1: In RuPaul's Drag Race, they used to literally destroy the
Speaker 1: girls on that fucking show, and the editing would literally
Speaker 1: like shift your like view of them. Well, yeah, I
Speaker 1: would like change your perspective of the whole show.
Speaker 3: It's all about perspective.
Speaker 2: He has said that eight times this week. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: It actually might be all about perspective.
Speaker 2: Like, how are you shocked every time you say it?
Speaker 3: I just came up with that, Like you would be
Speaker 3: shocked too if you came up with something so fucking great.
Speaker 1: Well, I see, I come up with great things so
Speaker 1: often that I'm not shocked by anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm actually I've become so jaded by.
Speaker 3: Name one great thing, name one great thing in general
Speaker 3: that you came up with.
Speaker 2: Love. Yeah, I taught you, guys love.
Speaker 3: The wait literally us in the Big Brother. What was
Speaker 3: the Kevin abstract thing? Baby brother Peach? The video me
Speaker 3: talking in the front of the Peach. I don't know,
Speaker 3: is it, baby boy?
Speaker 4: I don't know or where you're like, how you love
Speaker 4: each other?
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 4: That was so sweet. I actually only saw that a
Speaker 4: year ago on.
Speaker 3: TikTok Oh they post reposted it.
Speaker 4: No, I think like a fan posted it.
Speaker 3: Oh it is Peach, I think, baby boy, baby boy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you did show.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 3: I love my queen, my beautiful queen.
Speaker 2: Thank you. You're the best boyfriend I've ever had.
Speaker 3: Fuck, I can't do it. I can't flirt. That's okay,
Speaker 3: I just have aura. Everyone's just attracted to my aura.
Speaker 3: I'm dead serious.
Speaker 2: I wonder how many people have been attracted to you
Speaker 2: and talk to him and.
Speaker 3: Like like every literally every single person ever. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: But they need to go back to shady editing and
Speaker 1: RuPaul's drag race and that's it. And like, also stop
Speaker 1: being amazed by things like the Detoks things, because that
Speaker 1: is not.
Speaker 3: Or being amazed by that ship because I'm tired of
Speaker 3: like we need trashy broke queens. I'm sorry, we don't
Speaker 3: need like these put together sixty thousand dollars fucking loan
Speaker 3: budget queens. Like no, no, no, no lone budget queen. We
Speaker 3: need to go back to Blue Man Group. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Because I saw a video of them in San Antonio,
Speaker 3: Texas on this fucking raft that they built. Pissed me
Speaker 3: the fuck off, Like I literally, Also I saw another
Speaker 3: clip of them. I went on a deep dive, y'all.
Speaker 3: It was like I and it was like I would
Speaker 3: love to speak to them. I would love to talk
Speaker 3: to them, but I think they are you.
Speaker 2: I feel like you would also find that they're like
Speaker 2: the most like boring.
Speaker 3: Guys ever, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like they definitely are like yeah, like I take my
Speaker 1: kids to school in the morning and then I answer
Speaker 1: some emails, clean the house, Like I feel like they
Speaker 1: don't do much. They definitely also have Okay, they have
Speaker 1: to have side jobs. There's no way their main income
Speaker 1: is the Blue Man.
Speaker 3: I mean they literally the main four are like literally
Speaker 3: like three hundred and sixty five days out of the
Speaker 3: year playing in Las Vegas. Like if they're getting who is.
Speaker 2: Going to that show?
Speaker 1: Actually, I bitch, if I saw a post report, I
Speaker 1: would go U becas my kid. Right in my life
Speaker 1: is when I was in Portugal, I was in this
Speaker 1: ret no. I was in Spain, in a random town
Speaker 1: on Majorca and there was a poster for a Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson impersonator that I wanted to go to. Why so
Speaker 1: bad because but we were like an hour away from
Speaker 1: our airbnb and I was like, dude, I can't do
Speaker 1: that sober, Like that will I need to be drunk
Speaker 1: out of Michael Jackson and person There's just certain things
Speaker 1: you can't do sober.
Speaker 2: And some would disagree, but okay, suck my balls from
Speaker 2: the back. I don't care. I need to be crossfited,
Speaker 2: asked fuck watching this man live out with Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: Dreams so I couldn't see And I'm not kidding. It's
Speaker 1: actually crazy how often I think about that poster. I
Speaker 1: remember the temperature I remember exactly what I was doing.
Speaker 1: I had just come back from the bathroom from the
Speaker 1: random restaurant that he was gonna be performing at, and
Speaker 1: I was looking around. I was like, look at all
Speaker 1: these families who are gonna get to see Michael Jackson,
Speaker 1: And I'm not.
Speaker 2: So I under Actually, now I understand the Blue Man
Speaker 2: Group thing.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm like literally freaking the fuck out. I can't
Speaker 3: find this goddamn video.
Speaker 2: You made that up? You fell asleep watching I'm I
Speaker 2: had a dream they were.
Speaker 3: On a ricke. It was New bron Fuls Festival and
Speaker 3: someone did like the up house and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's lit. Then the Blue Man Group came out. Unless
Speaker 3: I'm literally making this up and like that would freak
Speaker 3: me out, y'all.
Speaker 2: I think you'll find it. You just watched so many tiktoks.
Speaker 2: It's not like you could go to your TikTok history.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, I literally could hold let me see this.
Speaker 1: They need to add a search feature to the TikTok
Speaker 1: history because like scrolling through is too much. Because also
Speaker 1: then it freaks me out. I'm like, I don't even
Speaker 1: remember seeing.
Speaker 2: Half this shit.
Speaker 3: It's so fucked up. God, wait, what just happened.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna watch the video of the lady getting
Speaker 1: a talked by the forest again.
Speaker 3: Look at my watch history. I'm not kidding. It's all
Speaker 3: Blue Man group shit, Like I'm not even fucking playing.
Speaker 1: Okay, the man riding the horse told that bitch to
Speaker 1: do that, Like why did the horse do that the
Speaker 1: lady like, cause the whole thing with the horses and
Speaker 1: fucking London or wherever the hell that is is like
Speaker 1: everybody always knows you're supposed to stay away from the
Speaker 1: horses and be far away.
Speaker 2: She was standing exactly where she.
Speaker 1: Should have been, so she had no reason to get
Speaker 1: fucking bit up like that.
Speaker 3: That horse was like not feeling it that day.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's kind of sad. This is someone's grandma. She
Speaker 2: was so happy.
Speaker 3: I know. She literally just wanted a picture. Have you
Speaker 3: seen the one where like the like armed guards just
Speaker 3: like scream in people's faces, like a.
Speaker 2: Child'll come up to me for a picture. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: bite your sleep and dragon to the floor.
Speaker 3: It'll be like a child that's like in the way
Speaker 3: of their walking path and they'll just fucking check the
Speaker 3: shit out of them and throw them to the side,
Speaker 3: like garbage, Like what y'all didn't get my reference? But
Speaker 3: I was humming to the sound of the refrigerator. How
Speaker 3: did I watch this many fucking videos? Bro? Was it
Speaker 3: up here?
Speaker 2: Okay, Drew, I'm actually about to ship myself, so we
Speaker 2: need to.
Speaker 3: Go whatever y'all y'all find it if you want it.
Speaker 3: I'm not fucking looking forward anymore, like pissing me off.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, media of the week is.
Speaker 3: I don't want to tell you pet Shop boys. What
Speaker 3: song were we listening to yesterday?
Speaker 2: West End Girls or Dominoes Dominoes?
Speaker 3: I love Dominoes or I also love Westends? West In Girl,
Speaker 3: dot don't don't, don't don't You can get that ass.
Speaker 1: Car It's sky with TikTok dos because I can never
Speaker 1: listen to that song and not think of the like
Speaker 1: the blonde girl with the hat.
Speaker 3: On like it's forever. I was literally just about to
Speaker 3: say that I'm gonna find that one Casanova seventy by Air.
Speaker 2: Say to Heaven.
Speaker 1: Then yes, I got mine on you.
Speaker 3: Wait, that sounded actually like really good. What was I
Speaker 3: gonna look up? Oh yeah, this is what I looked at.
Speaker 2: Her proportions look insane.
Speaker 3: I got a plan to get us out of heaven
Speaker 3: work another in beans stuff. She tore it just a
Speaker 3: little bit of money.
Speaker 1: It's a weird clip for the boys.
Speaker 2: A lot of y'all won't get my reference.
Speaker 1: Silver Dagger by Joan Bays just for a moment. Ronnie
Speaker 1: Wood and Ronnie Lane, you go where I go, Walter
Speaker 1: Becker and Donald Fagan. But there was a song that
Speaker 1: I heard yesterday on my Discover weekly before like renewed,
Speaker 1: and it was a song you would have liked because
Speaker 1: it was really sweet and it was like about like
Speaker 1: an uncle and a niece and I'm but I'm assuming,
Speaker 1: Like the song was insinuating that, like the daughter didn't
Speaker 1: have a father figure, so the uncle was like trying
Speaker 1: to be that for her. But it was really cute,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna find it because it made me think
Speaker 1: of you and Luna.
Speaker 2: It was really sweet.
Speaker 3: I love my Luna girl. All right, Well, they know
Speaker 3: about it. We should do that at the end of
Speaker 3: every episode. Now we're gonna start singing songs that were
Speaker 3: like they know about it, they know about it?
Speaker 2: What song is that?
Speaker 4: I don't know?
Speaker 3: Black beatles in the city say ridiculously and looking at me?
Speaker 2: All Right, bye, guys.
Speaker 3: Oh, y'all really thought y'all really thought that I forgot
Speaker 3: sigh off, I did um throw me to the wolves
Speaker 3: and I'll come back pregnant. Shout out Sarah.
Speaker 2: That's a good one, to be fair. Drew said it
Speaker 2: off camera and we all aft.
Speaker 3: So this is a tweet from the Joey Davis propaganda
Speaker 3: How about I take a propaganda at your boobs? I
Speaker 3: don't like that one, and we say how quiet it
Speaker 3: gets in between. I'm tired of people asking me if
Speaker 3: I'm an introvert or an extrovert. Bitch, I'm a pervert.
Speaker 2: That's me. What me saying, not to me?
Speaker 4: We need more girl pervert dead silent.
Speaker 2: I'm a girl perver.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been like losing, Like I haven't been collecting
Speaker 3: memes for my like private meme account in so long,
Speaker 3: and I've just like been trying to like get my
Speaker 3: algorithms back into showing me memes so I have more
Speaker 3: content to just post to this you're watching. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: a post to the twenty three followers that are actually
Speaker 3: active on that account. I just realized y'all send me
Speaker 3: like literally thousands of memes a day into my emails
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna start sourcing them there. Adriana said, don't
Speaker 3: you love when your coochy hairs poke through your undies
Speaker 3: and it feels like a little hedgehog.
Speaker 1: Okay, this one is for my girl and she knows
Speaker 1: who she is. I can't stand a moody man. What
Speaker 1: is your problem?
Speaker 3: Now, girl, I'll find one more. And I love this
Speaker 3: picture Atlanta, mister beast, this is from Ruby. I thought
Speaker 3: my homegirl was cooking fish. She in the living room
Speaker 3: doing squats. That's that. That's that all right, bye for
Speaker 3: real now