1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,280 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:04,600 Speaker 1: four minutes after you do not want to miss today's 3 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:10,640 Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. But up next Houston's own nephew Tommy with 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:14,520 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got? This is classic? Baby. 5 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:20,959 Speaker 1: Here is hello, I'm trying to reach you. Uh, Mr, 6 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,480 Speaker 1: I think that's the name. Yeah, this is this? What's 7 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 1: this in regard to, uh, just about the air conditioning unit? 8 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 1: You did some workoff force over on uh my household 9 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:35,240 Speaker 1: off street. Do you remember coming out there last week? Yeah? Yeah, 10 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,480 Speaker 1: I remember, yeah, right, my Uh it was a lady 11 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 1: that my wife, she let you in to come right there? 12 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,640 Speaker 1: Is the problem? Is the problem that is not cool? No, no, no, no, no, 13 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 1: it's cooling everything. Matter of fact, I want to tell you, 14 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 1: uh that you did you did a good job. But 15 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 1: I got a question for you now. When you was 16 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: at the house and you was working on the A 17 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 1: condition out there in the backyard, did you did you 18 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 1: happen to go on the side of my house and 19 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 1: pull out and use the bath room right there on 20 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,319 Speaker 1: the side Did you go in and you do number 21 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:10,319 Speaker 1: one on the side of mind. Well, what I'm saying 22 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 1: is that my wife tells me that when you were there, 23 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 1: that you you went on the side. She was looking 24 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,040 Speaker 1: out the winnows. She said that when you was there 25 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:22,120 Speaker 1: that you uh and went and used the bath room 26 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 1: on the side hole hole. I did what not to what? Right? You? You? You? You? 27 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,960 Speaker 1: And you did number one over on the side of 28 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,400 Speaker 1: the house. Not is that something that you did? Say? Man, look, 29 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 1: you got to understand something, all right now, I apologize it. 30 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 1: That did happen, but you got to understand something. You know, 31 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,600 Speaker 1: we're down the side man, and you know we're talking 32 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: eighty five, ninety and ninety five degree weather. Man, I 33 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 1: got to stay high traded. I got to drink a 34 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 1: lot of fluids. So you know, with me being the 35 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 1: age that I am, I have to drink a lot 36 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 1: of fluids and the tend to pass through nothing. Once 37 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 1: and once again, I said, I apologize, I understand all that, 38 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 1: but you know what, I can't accept no apologies like that. 39 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 1: When I got a man, this got on the side 40 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:08,639 Speaker 1: of my house and then, man, I'm apologizing to you 41 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 1: and you're coming off on me like that, don't and 42 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 1: on the side of my house in front of my wife. 43 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: I'm not looking at young man. Now if your wife 44 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 1: shown me. It was real. She needs to see some 45 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: type because you're here. Really ain't doing something? You do 46 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,639 Speaker 1: that happen? Oh you think you're talking to you don't 47 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:30,679 Speaker 1: watching me anyway? Do my work? What is she hold 48 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: up that she got to look at the old man? Look? Look? Look. 49 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:36,240 Speaker 1: All I know is I don't want no man at 50 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: my house in the house, side of the house, back yard. Nothing. 51 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,679 Speaker 1: Look man, let me tell you something. Dog, let me 52 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: tell you something. I'm the only person at my house. 53 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 1: You understand me right out there looking at me? Look here, fun, 54 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,679 Speaker 1: I'm a professional. Okay. I do my job, and I 55 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:59,519 Speaker 1: take my job with pride. Okay, it's not being professional 56 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,679 Speaker 1: there that I did. That's that water running through me 57 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,919 Speaker 1: right Okay, But you don't. You don't at no other 58 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,639 Speaker 1: man's house and you at my house and my wife 59 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 1: sitting there looking at you. I have to wonder, now 60 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 1: I got a problem with that or what you need 61 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:15,079 Speaker 1: to help come with your wife looking at me? That's 62 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 1: what I did. You know what you need to be 63 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 1: at home and give with something to look at other 64 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 1: than looking at me. You don't tell me what I 65 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 1: need to do about my wife. No, you don't go 66 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,679 Speaker 1: to another man. Man, you know what I'm about to 67 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 1: lose it, all right, you're gonna you're gonna make You're 68 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 1: gonna make me lose a quick. Let me let me 69 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: get my death dog. Let me get my book. That's 70 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 1: all yeah, right here, you damn right, And let you 71 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:48,640 Speaker 1: know that's what that's. You don't at another man's house. 72 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,320 Speaker 1: You don't do that. And people my wife looking out 73 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: the window, and I bet you knew that them blinds 74 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 1: was open. You Mann didn't be real up fit with 75 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 1: these causations. All right, now look you hed you head 76 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 1: what it stre? Now? You are? You know where I'm 77 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: at you. I will show you what I want you 78 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 1: to bring your back over here on philist know exactly 79 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:16,040 Speaker 1: you that y'ast on that on that on that go 80 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:20,600 Speaker 1: going on Strea. I'm gonna come over and I want 81 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 1: that for you. I got something for you. Will you 82 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,680 Speaker 1: take me this forgard my pfensionalism, and I'm gonna come 83 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: show you what being Look man, what you don't do 84 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 1: is at another man house. And that's what you did. 85 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 1: And you know it ain't called for now. You could 86 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: have had that apologize. Man, I had to go. I 87 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 1: told you I drink a lot of fluids in this heat. Man, 88 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,839 Speaker 1: what else do you want me to do? I want 89 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 1: you to keep your flu until you get to the 90 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 1: service station down the street, but not in my backyard 91 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 1: side of the house and my wife looking out the window. Man, 92 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 1: you put you're talking body. If I did I apologize 93 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: to can't accept it in the al with it. Look 94 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 1: at You're gonna off and make me do something up 95 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 1: And I'm telling you not. Man, I'm told you I 96 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:07,679 Speaker 1: don't impose out you. I would come on that kicking. Okay, 97 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:12,479 Speaker 1: you dude, what let me tell you? Kick you because 98 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 1: you're from the age of your wife is young, and 99 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 1: I know you don't. You can't deal with no old 100 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 1: school I can kill young. You're gonna You're gonna get 101 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 1: your today. You hit me, You're gonna get Let me 102 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:28,520 Speaker 1: take you to aw Come. Let me tell you that 103 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,400 Speaker 1: I got one more thing to say to you. What 104 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:34,040 Speaker 1: you're listening to mere freak damn it. This is Nephew 105 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,560 Speaker 1: tim If this is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey 106 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 1: Morning Show, you just god trank by your boy name. 107 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,520 Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna get with his You know 108 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,840 Speaker 1: I got a hard computation. I don't need this like 109 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:55,840 Speaker 1: my life, man, he said. Man, my boy be out 110 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:58,279 Speaker 1: there fixing air conditions and he does all that. He said, Man, 111 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,360 Speaker 1: lethim tell you something. He said, he'd be fresh spaded 112 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:04,560 Speaker 1: to begin when he said again, McCall man, because I 113 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 1: got nine as you got to do to day. Hey man, 114 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:12,160 Speaker 1: you like, yeah, I'm I'm might not in Nephew, I 115 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:17,280 Speaker 1: might not new you and Steve from Dawn Fools in 116 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:20,760 Speaker 1: the morning. Honest, say, y'all care come on, man, I 117 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:24,720 Speaker 1: don't know how I sit back right and get people. 118 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:29,279 Speaker 1: Y'alln't got me with the same Oh man, I show 119 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 1: y'all show man, y'all, good gone work. I appreciate me. 120 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,040 Speaker 1: I got one more question to ask you, man, what 121 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:39,000 Speaker 1: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show 122 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:50,400 Speaker 1: in the land. Well, you know the show Classicated? Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Steve, 123 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 1: you're in this. This is your segment. You have to judge. 124 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 1: It's time for right or wrong with the Nephew and 125 00:06:56,080 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 1: Junior take it away, go well this week or what's 126 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:04,920 Speaker 1: the debate? Well, I mean I've been you know, you 127 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Speaker 1: know you since Junior over there writing for you know, 128 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,760 Speaker 1: now he ain't really got time for me, so I 129 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 1: don't know why. You know he texted me back, you know, 130 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:22,000 Speaker 1: just he cussing me out. Be a text. Okay, this 131 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 1: is what I texted on and you tell me what 132 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:29,000 Speaker 1: you think. Tell this boy, if you break a mirror 133 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:36,760 Speaker 1: with a rabbit's foot, you even ain't no bad little 134 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:45,720 Speaker 1: coming dog. If you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot, 135 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:50,680 Speaker 1: you're even You're not gonna get this seven. Nothing's going 136 00:07:50,800 --> 00:08:01,680 Speaker 1: to happen, get evening out. I don't really understand where 137 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,640 Speaker 1: he's coming from with that. I don't know why he 138 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:09,320 Speaker 1: thinks like that. That right, there is some ignorant thinking. 139 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:16,800 Speaker 1: And then the bad luck it's been in years, right you? 140 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 1: If you break it with saying yeah, no, no, nobody 141 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 1: sees well. The thing about this segment is I agree 142 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 1: with everything he said. Thank you. He'll go to one. 143 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,880 Speaker 1: He didn't even respond to. I see, if you milt 144 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:37,640 Speaker 1: dry ice, you can take a bath and not get wet. 145 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:46,120 Speaker 1: That's that's the stupidest thing I can have you yourself there. 146 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 1: Let's coming up next is Today's Strawberry Letter.