WEBVTT - The Porta Potty is Not Available

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, you know when it comes to the wedding,

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people get very tense. Oh yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>that's what today's phone TAP's about. The letter coming in says,

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<v Speaker 2>dear Elvis, I'm getting married next week to the love

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<v Speaker 2>of my life. They're getting married on a beautiful farm

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<v Speaker 2>by the way. Anyway, Richie goes on to say, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of extra planning going on. So my mom, Susan,

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<v Speaker 2>decided to take on most of the planning. So why

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<v Speaker 2>don't we give her a little phone tap let her

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<v Speaker 2>know something isn't right for the wedding on the farm.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Richie, we hear you. We're gonna phone tap

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<v Speaker 2>your mom, Susan. Garrett is going to start to call

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<v Speaker 2>as the farm owner to let Susan know that what

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<v Speaker 2>other requests couldn't be fulfilled, and let's see how she

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<v Speaker 2>handles it. Let's see if mom can hang on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Richie's gonna jump in on the call. Here is today's

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap. Let's listen in.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hi, is this Susan. Fine, Susan, Hey Susan, Hey, Susan.

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<v Speaker 1>It's John Potts over on the farm. How are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh him good to hear from you?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Everything?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's great. Yeah. So I just wanted to run

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<v Speaker 1>some things by you for Archie's wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>So it seems the chairs have arrived, they're in mint condition. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>The grass just got moded the other day, so we're

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<v Speaker 1>all set with that. The John Deluxe porta potty that

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted for the outdoor bathrooms, it seems they're not

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<v Speaker 1>going to be able to make it to the wedding

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<v Speaker 1>on time.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>There was an order for this porta potty system to

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<v Speaker 1>go to another venue before they came to the Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to actually be in two states over and

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be impossible for them to get the

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<v Speaker 1>porter potty from point A to the wedding on the

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<v Speaker 1>farm on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately?

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<v Speaker 3>No, this is one of the other options. What are

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<v Speaker 3>other options? I mean, this has to happen all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>What's another option?

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<v Speaker 1>I was seeing if we could come up with some

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<v Speaker 1>ideas maybe to get around.

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<v Speaker 3>How about we get the deluxe porta potty?

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<v Speaker 4>How about that idea?

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<v Speaker 3>This is the only company and all of that has it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this is the only one that met your specific

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<v Speaker 1>qualifications for I.

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<v Speaker 3>Mean, this is because I don't want my guests taking

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<v Speaker 3>the pot in the back. That's why people are gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have downs on. Do you know that?

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<v Speaker 1>Totally aware of that, and and that's why I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>you today to hopefully find out how we could fix

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<v Speaker 1>this problem.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna fix this problem. How we're gonna fix the

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<v Speaker 3>problem is you're gonna get me a port potty. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't care if you're gonna get a hammer in some

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<v Speaker 3>screams and put it together yourself. That's how it's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's be a little realistic here. I cannot do that.

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<v Speaker 3>But so realistic is that I have a wedding happening

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<v Speaker 3>on Saturday. That's the realism here.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing that me and my partner were thrown around

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<v Speaker 1>is have an suv ready to go on standby and

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<v Speaker 1>shuttle people back and forth to the next house.

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<v Speaker 3>Shut up people like a way, no way are we

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<v Speaker 3>doing that. I had a lot of older relatives. They

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<v Speaker 3>want to see their great grandson get married. And if

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<v Speaker 3>they have to go to the bathroom, which they do

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<v Speaker 3>every twenty minutes just about they're not going to growl

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<v Speaker 3>down the net TV to go take a crap. I

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<v Speaker 3>want what I paid for, I want what I said

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<v Speaker 3>I want.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I will go see what I could do. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll call you back in a little bit. Fine, Hey, Richie, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to call her back and you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to her.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Hey, hey, mom, I just spoke to the director

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<v Speaker 4>over at the farm and he's telling me that they

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<v Speaker 4>are not going to.

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<v Speaker 3>Be able to get the deluxe trailer bathroom facilities. And

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<v Speaker 3>they just called and said that they accidentally rented out

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<v Speaker 3>to somewhere else in Pennsylvania or something they said, And

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<v Speaker 3>they're telling me that we aren't going to have it.

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<v Speaker 4>No quarter moneylun.

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<v Speaker 3>Right right, No, all right, And you want to know

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<v Speaker 3>what else?

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<v Speaker 4>The baby's crying, You want to know what else he

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<v Speaker 4>told me?

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<v Speaker 3>So he told me that the guy is going to

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<v Speaker 3>be taking people from SUV's over to the big house

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<v Speaker 3>to go potty. That's what he told me.

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<v Speaker 4>That's Mom. I don't think that that's that bad of

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<v Speaker 4>an idea. If that's all we can do, if that's

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<v Speaker 4>the best we can do, then that's what we should do.

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<v Speaker 3>That can't happen. Can you imagine Ampa Brand how often

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<v Speaker 3>does she go to the bathroom at Chris all the time?

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<v Speaker 4>She does go to the bathroom a lot. But I think,

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<v Speaker 4>I think that what they've got is what we're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>have to take. No, this can't happen this way, Mom,

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<v Speaker 4>What you just got? Phone taps?

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<v Speaker 1>What Hey, Susan, And my name is Garret from Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>Durant in the Morning Show. And your son Richie wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to play a phone tap on you about the wedding?

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<v Speaker 3>Phone tap? Did you want your mother to have a

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<v Speaker 3>heart attack before the wedding?

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<v Speaker 1>Susan? What do you got to say to your son Richie?

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<v Speaker 3>I want to ring his neck. That's what I have

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<v Speaker 3>to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

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