Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, you know when it comes to the wedding,
Speaker 2: a lot of people get very tense. Oh yeah, so
Speaker 2: that's what today's phone TAP's about. The letter coming in says,
Speaker 2: dear Elvis, I'm getting married next week to the love
Speaker 2: of my life. They're getting married on a beautiful farm
Speaker 2: by the way. Anyway, Richie goes on to say, there's
Speaker 2: a lot of extra planning going on. So my mom, Susan,
Speaker 2: decided to take on most of the planning. So why
Speaker 2: don't we give her a little phone tap let her
Speaker 2: know something isn't right for the wedding on the farm.
Speaker 2: All right, Richie, we hear you. We're gonna phone tap
Speaker 2: your mom, Susan. Garrett is going to start to call
Speaker 2: as the farm owner to let Susan know that what
Speaker 2: other requests couldn't be fulfilled, and let's see how she
Speaker 2: handles it. Let's see if mom can hang on that.
Speaker 2: Richie's gonna jump in on the call. Here is today's
Speaker 2: phone tap. Let's listen in.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this Susan. Fine, Susan, Hey Susan, Hey, Susan.
Speaker 1: It's John Potts over on the farm. How are you?
Speaker 3: Oh him good to hear from you?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Everything?
Speaker 1: Oh it's great. Yeah. So I just wanted to run
Speaker 1: some things by you for Archie's wedding.
Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1: So it seems the chairs have arrived, they're in mint condition. Yes.
Speaker 1: The grass just got moded the other day, so we're
Speaker 1: all set with that. The John Deluxe porta potty that
Speaker 1: you wanted for the outdoor bathrooms, it seems they're not
Speaker 1: going to be able to make it to the wedding
Speaker 1: on time.
Speaker 3: Uh what does that mean?
Speaker 1: There was an order for this porta potty system to
Speaker 1: go to another venue before they came to the Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're going to actually be in two states over and
Speaker 1: it's going to be impossible for them to get the
Speaker 1: porter potty from point A to the wedding on the
Speaker 1: farm on Saturday.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Unfortunately?
Speaker 3: No, this is one of the other options. What are
Speaker 3: other options? I mean, this has to happen all the time.
Speaker 3: What's another option?
Speaker 1: I was seeing if we could come up with some
Speaker 1: ideas maybe to get around.
Speaker 3: How about we get the deluxe porta potty?
Speaker 4: How about that idea?
Speaker 3: This is the only company and all of that has it.
Speaker 1: Well, this is the only one that met your specific
Speaker 1: qualifications for I.
Speaker 3: Mean, this is because I don't want my guests taking
Speaker 3: the pot in the back. That's why people are gonna
Speaker 3: have downs on. Do you know that?
Speaker 1: Totally aware of that, and and that's why I'm calling
Speaker 1: you today to hopefully find out how we could fix
Speaker 1: this problem.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna fix this problem. How we're gonna fix the
Speaker 3: problem is you're gonna get me a port potty. I
Speaker 3: don't care if you're gonna get a hammer in some
Speaker 3: screams and put it together yourself. That's how it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Let's be a little realistic here. I cannot do that.
Speaker 3: But so realistic is that I have a wedding happening
Speaker 3: on Saturday. That's the realism here.
Speaker 1: One thing that me and my partner were thrown around
Speaker 1: is have an suv ready to go on standby and
Speaker 1: shuttle people back and forth to the next house.
Speaker 3: Shut up people like a way, no way are we
Speaker 3: doing that. I had a lot of older relatives. They
Speaker 3: want to see their great grandson get married. And if
Speaker 3: they have to go to the bathroom, which they do
Speaker 3: every twenty minutes just about they're not going to growl
Speaker 3: down the net TV to go take a crap. I
Speaker 3: want what I paid for, I want what I said
Speaker 3: I want.
Speaker 1: All right, I will go see what I could do. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll call you back in a little bit. Fine, Hey, Richie, Yes,
Speaker 1: we're going to call her back and you're going to
Speaker 1: talk to her.
Speaker 4: Okay, Hey, hey, mom, I just spoke to the director
Speaker 4: over at the farm and he's telling me that they
Speaker 4: are not going to.
Speaker 3: Be able to get the deluxe trailer bathroom facilities. And
Speaker 3: they just called and said that they accidentally rented out
Speaker 3: to somewhere else in Pennsylvania or something they said, And
Speaker 3: they're telling me that we aren't going to have it.
Speaker 4: No quarter moneylun.
Speaker 3: Right right, No, all right, And you want to know
Speaker 3: what else?
Speaker 4: The baby's crying, You want to know what else he
Speaker 4: told me?
Speaker 3: So he told me that the guy is going to
Speaker 3: be taking people from SUV's over to the big house
Speaker 3: to go potty. That's what he told me.
Speaker 4: That's Mom. I don't think that that's that bad of
Speaker 4: an idea. If that's all we can do, if that's
Speaker 4: the best we can do, then that's what we should do.
Speaker 3: That can't happen. Can you imagine Ampa Brand how often
Speaker 3: does she go to the bathroom at Chris all the time?
Speaker 4: She does go to the bathroom a lot. But I think,
Speaker 4: I think that what they've got is what we're gonna
Speaker 4: have to take. No, this can't happen this way, Mom,
Speaker 4: What you just got? Phone taps?
Speaker 1: What Hey, Susan, And my name is Garret from Elvis
Speaker 1: Durant in the Morning Show. And your son Richie wanted
Speaker 1: to play a phone tap on you about the wedding?
Speaker 3: Phone tap? Did you want your mother to have a
Speaker 3: heart attack before the wedding?
Speaker 1: Susan? What do you got to say to your son Richie?
Speaker 3: I want to ring his neck. That's what I have
Speaker 3: to say.
Speaker 1: Phone tap.
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