1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap. 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:06,680 Speaker 2: All right, Well, you know when it comes to the wedding, 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 2: a lot of people get very tense. Oh yeah, so 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,879 Speaker 2: that's what today's phone TAP's about. The letter coming in says, 5 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,080 Speaker 2: dear Elvis, I'm getting married next week to the love 6 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 2: of my life. They're getting married on a beautiful farm 7 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 2: by the way. Anyway, Richie goes on to say, there's 8 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 2: a lot of extra planning going on. So my mom, Susan, 9 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:26,720 Speaker 2: decided to take on most of the planning. So why 10 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,320 Speaker 2: don't we give her a little phone tap let her 11 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,320 Speaker 2: know something isn't right for the wedding on the farm. 12 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 2: All right, Richie, we hear you. We're gonna phone tap 13 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 2: your mom, Susan. Garrett is going to start to call 14 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:39,159 Speaker 2: as the farm owner to let Susan know that what 15 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,839 Speaker 2: other requests couldn't be fulfilled, and let's see how she 16 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,519 Speaker 2: handles it. Let's see if mom can hang on that. 17 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 2: Richie's gonna jump in on the call. Here is today's 18 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,320 Speaker 2: phone tap. Let's listen in. 19 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this Susan. Fine, Susan, Hey Susan, Hey, Susan. 20 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 1: It's John Potts over on the farm. How are you? 21 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,160 Speaker 3: Oh him good to hear from you? 22 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 1: All right? 23 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 3: Everything? 24 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 1: Oh it's great. Yeah. So I just wanted to run 25 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,679 Speaker 1: some things by you for Archie's wedding. 26 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:09,119 Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead. 27 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 1: So it seems the chairs have arrived, they're in mint condition. Yes. 28 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 1: The grass just got moded the other day, so we're 29 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 1: all set with that. The John Deluxe porta potty that 30 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:25,959 Speaker 1: you wanted for the outdoor bathrooms, it seems they're not 31 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 1: going to be able to make it to the wedding 32 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: on time. 33 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 3: Uh what does that mean? 34 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 1: There was an order for this porta potty system to 35 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:40,320 Speaker 1: go to another venue before they came to the Yeah, 36 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 1: they're going to actually be in two states over and 37 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,480 Speaker 1: it's going to be impossible for them to get the 38 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 1: porter potty from point A to the wedding on the 39 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 1: farm on Saturday. 40 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? 41 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:50,559 Speaker 1: Unfortunately? 42 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 3: No, this is one of the other options. What are 43 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 3: other options? I mean, this has to happen all the time. 44 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 3: What's another option? 45 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: I was seeing if we could come up with some 46 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 1: ideas maybe to get around. 47 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 3: How about we get the deluxe porta potty? 48 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 4: How about that idea? 49 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 3: This is the only company and all of that has it. 50 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 1: Well, this is the only one that met your specific 51 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 1: qualifications for I. 52 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 3: Mean, this is because I don't want my guests taking 53 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 3: the pot in the back. That's why people are gonna 54 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 3: have downs on. Do you know that? 55 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 1: Totally aware of that, and and that's why I'm calling 56 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 1: you today to hopefully find out how we could fix 57 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: this problem. 58 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,359 Speaker 3: I'm gonna fix this problem. How we're gonna fix the 59 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 3: problem is you're gonna get me a port potty. I 60 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 3: don't care if you're gonna get a hammer in some 61 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 3: screams and put it together yourself. That's how it's gonna happen. 62 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 1: Let's be a little realistic here. I cannot do that. 63 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:42,240 Speaker 3: But so realistic is that I have a wedding happening 64 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 3: on Saturday. That's the realism here. 65 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,640 Speaker 1: One thing that me and my partner were thrown around 66 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: is have an suv ready to go on standby and 67 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 1: shuttle people back and forth to the next house. 68 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 3: Shut up people like a way, no way are we 69 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 3: doing that. I had a lot of older relatives. They 70 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 3: want to see their great grandson get married. And if 71 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,080 Speaker 3: they have to go to the bathroom, which they do 72 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 3: every twenty minutes just about they're not going to growl 73 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 3: down the net TV to go take a crap. I 74 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 3: want what I paid for, I want what I said 75 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 3: I want. 76 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 1: All right, I will go see what I could do. Okay, 77 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 1: I'll call you back in a little bit. Fine, Hey, Richie, Yes, 78 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,840 Speaker 1: we're going to call her back and you're going to 79 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:26,359 Speaker 1: talk to her. 80 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 4: Okay, Hey, hey, mom, I just spoke to the director 81 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 4: over at the farm and he's telling me that they 82 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 4: are not going to. 83 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 3: Be able to get the deluxe trailer bathroom facilities. And 84 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,440 Speaker 3: they just called and said that they accidentally rented out 85 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 3: to somewhere else in Pennsylvania or something they said, And 86 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 3: they're telling me that we aren't going to have it. 87 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 4: No quarter moneylun. 88 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 3: Right right, No, all right, And you want to know 89 00:03:58,960 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 3: what else? 90 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 4: The baby's crying, You want to know what else he 91 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 4: told me? 92 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 3: So he told me that the guy is going to 93 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 3: be taking people from SUV's over to the big house 94 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 3: to go potty. That's what he told me. 95 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 4: That's Mom. I don't think that that's that bad of 96 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 4: an idea. If that's all we can do, if that's 97 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 4: the best we can do, then that's what we should do. 98 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,960 Speaker 3: That can't happen. Can you imagine Ampa Brand how often 99 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 3: does she go to the bathroom at Chris all the time? 100 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:24,680 Speaker 4: She does go to the bathroom a lot. But I think, 101 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:26,720 Speaker 4: I think that what they've got is what we're gonna 102 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:30,880 Speaker 4: have to take. No, this can't happen this way, Mom, 103 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 4: What you just got? Phone taps? 104 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 1: What Hey, Susan, And my name is Garret from Elvis 105 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:39,039 Speaker 1: Durant in the Morning Show. And your son Richie wanted 106 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 1: to play a phone tap on you about the wedding? 107 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,480 Speaker 3: Phone tap? Did you want your mother to have a 108 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,719 Speaker 3: heart attack before the wedding? 109 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 1: Susan? What do you got to say to your son Richie? 110 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,200 Speaker 3: I want to ring his neck. That's what I have 111 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 3: to say. 112 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:52,160 Speaker 1: Phone tap. 113 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,280 Speaker 3: This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by 114 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:57,480 Speaker 3: all parents the 115 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 4: Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis duran in the 116 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:01,679 Speaker 4: Morning Show.