WEBVTT - Emergency Intercom Trailer

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Drew. Okay, no, you better not be

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<v Speaker 1>calling about this goddamn podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>This is about the podcast. I really, really really think

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<v Speaker 2>we should do it, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I already told you I don't think anybody wants to

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<v Speaker 1>hear it anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I think everyone wants to hear it. And imagine how

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<v Speaker 2>funny would be.

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<v Speaker 3>Who are the Blueprint?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna write like the shape of water, but about

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<v Speaker 4>a shark, and I'm gonna fuck a shark. Girl.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't do that?

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<v Speaker 4>Why can't I fuck a shark?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>Saying a twelve year old kid deserves or however old

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<v Speaker 3>ten year old kid deserves a knife to be pulled

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<v Speaker 3>on him for being annoying, But like, sometimes it works,

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<v Speaker 3>because it definitely works.

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<v Speaker 4>Gender reveal from Baha Blast?

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<v Speaker 2>What is the gender of a Baha Blast?

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<v Speaker 4>You asked me this on the couch the other day?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Is this like discourse online or no?

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<v Speaker 3>This is just something I thought about.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so it's about to be discords. How the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>did you just do that? Time is an illusion? Nothing

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<v Speaker 2>is real, The past hasn't happened.

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<v Speaker 1>No, stop for real.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you do that? We're one stream of consciousness.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't no, fine, no stop, because now you're scarying me.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'll just do it because I don't fine cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I do want to rename it, though, what are we

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call it? I don't know, Just like if I

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<v Speaker 1>have to think of something like really good on the spot,

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<v Speaker 1>probably be like emergency Intercolm podcast. No podcast that.

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<v Speaker 2>Was really terrible, like you should never I.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought you were gonna say it was good. Because we

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<v Speaker 1>don't have a jingle, so that could be the jingle.

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<v Speaker 2>Off the top of my head, I'm thinking something like

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<v Speaker 2>do do do do do do do do do.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, now we'll just get someone to make us a jingle.