Speaker 1: Mmm with mess.
Speaker 2: Okay, Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 3: Wow we really I mean I'm starting with some miss well.
Speaker 2: It's a lot.
Speaker 3: First of all, I just want to say we had
Speaker 3: an incredible weekend together. Sure, we were in d Cymoon
Speaker 3: on our honeymoon.
Speaker 2: One bed, two girls, one bed.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't let me turn the heat up to seventy
Speaker 3: five degrees.
Speaker 2: Why does the heat need to be seventy five?
Speaker 3: When you in the bed, you woke up sweating and
Speaker 3: it was at seventy So at seventy five you was
Speaker 3: gonna drown. When I get in the bed, I'm chili,
Speaker 3: I'm a kneemck.
Speaker 2: My feet get cold. But you don't sleep in socks.
Speaker 2: I don't sleep in socks. And then you got me
Speaker 2: a pair of socks. So I was like, come on, husband,
Speaker 2: like big girl, you the man. Men don't be cold.
Speaker 3: Maybe men should also always have on socks. So that's why.
Speaker 2: Believe you should be the man.
Speaker 1: Sidney.
Speaker 4: You was Beyonce at the rally and suit with the
Speaker 4: popping up with the ball.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but if anybody's doing a bob, it's Sydney.
Speaker 2: Guess Sidney doing the ball. Yes. The week two we
Speaker 2: did we put you in.
Speaker 4: Miss Listen, they see what the name is on the
Speaker 4: title of the episode.
Speaker 2: Just let us introduce you see this way.
Speaker 4: You may have your past this podcast crazy, but it's
Speaker 4: like a whole thing, a whole little preble and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I see the person.
Speaker 3: Well, damn baby, Maybe you know what, Sidney, this is
Speaker 3: why it's missed. We sho came early. We could have
Speaker 3: recorded the intro about it. Then it's okay, because you
Speaker 3: know what, once you leave this bitch, we'll be able
Speaker 3: to do things professionally like we usually do.
Speaker 2: Well, we all even at the same time.
Speaker 3: Okay, Wait, so Worrie, do you want us to bring
Speaker 3: bring our guests in and then.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk out. I'm gonna come out.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you won't come out like a drop
Speaker 3: your coat on the floor, put your purse on the piano,
Speaker 3: don't you dare? Alex, your head is already in frame.
Speaker 3: It's okay, your head is in the shot.
Speaker 2: Yep. Well yeah, let's introduce him.
Speaker 3: Sydney's already said his name, so and you've heard his voice, you.
Speaker 2: Know who he is. And if you've listened to the
Speaker 2: unofficial expert, then you already know. I don't know how
Speaker 2: many times.
Speaker 3: You did that podcast, But here you are doing the
Speaker 3: very first first guest.
Speaker 2: Unless you do terribleness, we'll bump you. We'll keep it
Speaker 2: on this now. I love that we.
Speaker 3: Keep things very transparent at MESS. Anyway, it's the one
Speaker 3: and only Alex English. Alex Alex, Elizabeth English, Alex. We're
Speaker 3: so happy to have you. I mean, you are one
Speaker 3: of our most successful friends.
Speaker 4: And most disrespected about YouTube. Oh that's crazy to be
Speaker 4: here at two thirty pm? And what time did you
Speaker 4: get What time did these mics get cut on?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god, well what time did you pull up?
Speaker 1: I pulled up well before.
Speaker 4: In fact, I had enough time to go downstairs and
Speaker 4: get me this really wonderful smoothie and still had about
Speaker 4: I'd say, three minutes to spare.
Speaker 3: You know, okay, well let's talk about I was expecting
Speaker 3: what let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: You have known us for how many years? Tell them?
Speaker 2: And you said, let me show up on time. This
Speaker 2: is really your fault.
Speaker 3: You know, you know you're gonna came at two forty.
Speaker 3: I still would have had time for a coffee a
Speaker 3: sandwich at that.
Speaker 1: By the time I got here, something in my spirit said,
Speaker 1: they're not here you.
Speaker 3: Did Texas like where are you? And it was like
Speaker 3: where are you? And he's like, I'm here.
Speaker 1: Who I was?
Speaker 4: I was getting ready to start the podcast and all
Speaker 4: was gonna come in as the guest. Hi, this is
Speaker 4: Alex English. Y'all listen to mess Oh here.
Speaker 2: They are.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. I guests claim to be the host
Speaker 1: for this.
Speaker 2: We're on the cover. They clicked the pod. They see your.
Speaker 1: Podcast is my idea with That's what they want.
Speaker 3: To I knew podcast, tell us how it.
Speaker 1: Should having the conversation. I don't have to tell.
Speaker 2: You no, no, no, Remember I.
Speaker 4: Gave this to y'all. Actually I never started making money ever.
Speaker 4: Start on that floor.
Speaker 2: Everybody should hold on.
Speaker 3: Alex is fresh off of you know, he was employed
Speaker 3: at SNL and now he's, you know, a free agent.
Speaker 2: He's trying to collect everywhere I see.
Speaker 1: I'm listening.
Speaker 4: I'm handing out forms, I'm sending out reminders, I'm turning
Speaker 4: niggas upside down. I'm sending venmo requests. Wow, I'm like,
Speaker 4: I need every one of my dollars.
Speaker 2: Alex.
Speaker 5: How much is your smoothie? I'll pay for that today.
Speaker 2: No, you're good.
Speaker 4: It's already been paid for, already walking. Yeah, I am
Speaker 4: blessed and highly favored.
Speaker 5: Okay, so you said you came up with this idea,
Speaker 5: talk about it.
Speaker 1: I just came up with the name of the show.
Speaker 3: But you also came up with you're listening the mas, Alex.
Speaker 3: I need you to say that in the same way
Speaker 3: that like if young Metro don what are some of
Speaker 3: the other ones? If he made back? So, yeah, you
Speaker 3: listening to music.
Speaker 2: Alex, Go ahead, give us three different variations and then
Speaker 2: we'll use it one of them.
Speaker 4: Ooh, you listen in a mess? Okay, come on, you
Speaker 4: listening to mess?
Speaker 2: Give me one more that doesn't sound start with start.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you listen in the mess.
Speaker 2: That might be it, That might be it. That might
Speaker 2: be the one, babe. Okay, So how we do the show?
Speaker 3: We talk about our mess up top, you know, to
Speaker 3: just get a little warm so you can feel open
Speaker 3: to like divulge your stuff.
Speaker 2: So chime in whenever.
Speaker 3: But I guess you went last time, Marie, So I'm
Speaker 3: okay with opening this.
Speaker 2: That means she came prepared. I did. I did.
Speaker 5: The thing is that something is always happening to me.
Speaker 3: I don't know why people look at my face and
Speaker 3: think they can say anything to me.
Speaker 5: And that's my problem.
Speaker 3: Like I don't get in a car, I don't get
Speaker 3: in ubers and I don't have that face that looks like,
Speaker 3: don't fucking talk to me.
Speaker 5: It's always like, hey, we family, what a cousin?
Speaker 2: Yes, sitting.
Speaker 3: You get in the car and you be like in
Speaker 3: the car, we all failed this. Yeah, you're asking for
Speaker 3: the US. You're like, oh, what's that smell? Did you
Speaker 3: just eat luncheon?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Of course people talk to you in the car, you
Speaker 2: talk to them.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm trying to get a higher rating. I'm still
Speaker 3: at a four point six, and I really I just
Speaker 3: really think that I see a four point eight on
Speaker 3: my horizon.
Speaker 5: Nicer to them, maybe they'll give me.
Speaker 2: I think if you stop talking to them, you're rating.
Speaker 2: It's not me. They start off with it. Okay.
Speaker 3: So anyway, I'm leaving from South Carolina at five o'clock
Speaker 3: in the morning.
Speaker 5: I have an uber. He picks me up. He looks
Speaker 5: like an older gentleman.
Speaker 2: I get in.
Speaker 5: He's like, oh, you smell good.
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, I already know that already.
Speaker 3: Well a little fucking oil.
Speaker 1: He talked on some car.
Speaker 3: You had a little love spell on there, just some
Speaker 3: white diamonds. You know how I do amber romance for
Speaker 3: the morning.
Speaker 2: That's some little body flash.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so you already complimented me on smelling good. Great,
Speaker 3: and then uh we're chatting. He's like, oh, you know,
Speaker 3: what were you doing here? I said I was doing,
Speaker 3: you know, a college gig. He's like, oh, you made
Speaker 3: it you big time. I'm like, oh, you messed up already.
Speaker 1: Ye why you tell Why are you telling people that
Speaker 1: you do stand up comedy?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: I lot to everybody about that. I'm like, Uh, when
Speaker 4: I worked at I was like, I work at I
Speaker 4: work at NBC.
Speaker 2: That's not so far, but it ain't.
Speaker 1: But it ain't. I'm like, I'll work in the building.
Speaker 3: Well sometimes sometimes they'll ask me what I do and
Speaker 3: I'll be I make up a different thing every time.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, I'm a singer, I'm a teacher, a lawyer,
Speaker 3: a singer. Yeah, I sing at the church.
Speaker 1: When what happens when they be like buzz out of song?
Speaker 2: Yes, I love that. So so that was the first.
Speaker 3: So that my first of all, I'm just an honest person.
Speaker 3: That's I'm sorry that I tell the truth.
Speaker 1: So number one, you need to start lying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me write that. Yeah right that to lie,
Speaker 2: Sydney needs to lie more.
Speaker 3: So then I was like, yeah, you know, I don't
Speaker 3: usually talk to people who are eighteen, nineteen twenty or whatever.
Speaker 5: And he's like, well, what what is that?
Speaker 2: How?
Speaker 3: He was no, no, no, he was he was he
Speaker 3: was sixty seven, was telling him about being with the college.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't talk to people that young.
Speaker 3: And so he was like, well, what, well, how hold
Speaker 3: are you? And then and then he told again.
Speaker 2: The truth and he was like whoa.
Speaker 1: No, he was like, damn, you ain't got no eggs.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, they said you got that four classic
Speaker 2: seven eggs.
Speaker 3: I will not take this from y'all. Y'all will not
Speaker 3: have y'all being ages. I will not have you shame
Speaker 3: me my eggs.
Speaker 2: It's like that there.
Speaker 4: Well, the for the listeners off the camera, I did
Speaker 4: say this, Sidney, you don't look like you don't.
Speaker 1: Got no head.
Speaker 3: Every time Alex says something shady, okay, every time Alex
Speaker 3: says something shady, please put the drop there like that
Speaker 3: or drop a bomb on it. So he's like, okay,
Speaker 3: you know he's giving me a comp a man like, oh,
Speaker 3: you don't look at whatever.
Speaker 2: He's like, are you married? You have kids? I was like, no,
Speaker 2: Mayri start this.
Speaker 1: Point, get out of my business.
Speaker 2: Always he up, He tilted the rear view Mirroroli.
Speaker 1: He was like.
Speaker 3: He stopped the car pretty much, but his eyes were
Speaker 3: wild open.
Speaker 5: He's like, as soon as I said I'm not married,
Speaker 5: no kids.
Speaker 3: He's like, girl, you better open up that pocket and
Speaker 3: let somebody have it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you tell him somebody who got it?
Speaker 2: She got it. I didn't even want to get into that.
Speaker 2: You want into everything else.
Speaker 3: I could just tell by the tone that if I
Speaker 3: would have said I'm gay, he's like, no, you're not.
Speaker 3: You just you just haven't had you would have put
Speaker 3: it in your pocket. When he said you give that
Speaker 3: pocket up, I said, oh, I have to give him
Speaker 3: one star. And I said, sir, you're doing a lot.
Speaker 3: It's it's not the sun is not even up yet.
Speaker 2: I don't know you. He's like, listen, I don't want
Speaker 2: none from you. I'm married. I said, so now you
Speaker 2: said you're not even First of all, miss may bring
Speaker 2: in your face like this.
Speaker 3: He double man, ma'n ma'am, man, ma'am with no man
Speaker 3: and no kids.
Speaker 4: He said, Queen, But like that dude from the pop
Speaker 4: Ballooon video, Queen, you're not qualified.
Speaker 3: I'm a licensed plumber, right, So yeah, that that was
Speaker 3: the mess that I was just like, did.
Speaker 1: You make it to the airport?
Speaker 3: Of course I made the airport and luckily our friend
Speaker 3: Larry Face timed me randomly at this out and so
Speaker 3: five o'clock.
Speaker 4: This is when you get but you know what, you
Speaker 4: know where you messed up. Also, you just didn't pretend
Speaker 4: to be on the phone. Yeah, I'm great and pretending. Listen,
Speaker 4: here's how you pretend how to be and this is
Speaker 4: to pretend no, no, no, sure, but that's Sydney calls everybody,
Speaker 4: so everybody gonna call her.
Speaker 1: But we're gonna get into that for the street.
Speaker 2: This is how everybody.
Speaker 1: This is the perfect fake conversation on the phone.
Speaker 4: This is this is messed. This is how I handled that.
Speaker 4: Come on, I'm in the car. Oh sorry, hold on, hey,
Speaker 4: what's up? Nothing on my way to the airport.
Speaker 3: You look like a fucking loser. How about that? Put
Speaker 3: the phone down and just tell the me you don't
Speaker 3: want to speak, but you didn't do that, Sydney.
Speaker 2: You didn't have a phone and you didn't tell you
Speaker 2: didn't want to speak.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't hear about it, Alex.
Speaker 2: I don't care. He doesn't need to fake it though.
Speaker 2: She can just take it.
Speaker 4: Somebody, Well call me, I'll call me. I'll call you
Speaker 4: when I get to the airport.
Speaker 3: And this is why you got all the spring shout
Speaker 3: out to you actor method.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, all right, all right, thank you, love you too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my god, that's how you know you lying because
Speaker 3: you ain't saying I love you to nobody.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that was my mama.
Speaker 2: No, but yeah, Larry called me.
Speaker 3: I didn't have no air pods and he's talking and
Speaker 3: so it seemed like Larry was my man. So my question,
Speaker 3: did it she had no AirPods?
Speaker 2: There was like there was like.
Speaker 4: Bitch, queen, but here's my mess, here's my mess, here's
Speaker 4: my question. Yes, what was Larry doing calling you at
Speaker 4: five thirty in the morning?
Speaker 2: What what what? What? What is what? What? What is that?
Speaker 1: He was?
Speaker 3: Hey, Alex, when you have friends and you were up
Speaker 3: and you think about them, you call them.
Speaker 2: Have you thought, Yes, it's an open door policy, bitch,
Speaker 2: Have you. No, no, no, no, open door closed pocket.
Speaker 3: I don't love the open door close.
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 3: So thank you guys for all of your suggestions things
Speaker 3: that I'll do better.
Speaker 4: But also Uber does have a feature where you can
Speaker 4: request that the car is silent.
Speaker 2: That that's the that's the level I'm doing in the South,
Speaker 2: I'm doing the upper I'm doing.
Speaker 4: You did get Uber in the South, which is like
Speaker 4: your car not getting there for like seventeen minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I scheduled it.
Speaker 5: I scheduled it, so he knew in advance he was
Speaker 5: coming to picking.
Speaker 1: Profile ahead of time. He was like, oh, I'm picking up.
Speaker 2: I'm picking up.
Speaker 1: I'm picking up a batty with.
Speaker 3: An attitude, a bat with an attitude.
Speaker 1: Because no, no, I mean you've been doing something.
Speaker 2: I was on lift, so I have a have a
Speaker 2: high high on a left.
Speaker 3: Lift is where the people who Uber rejects go. So
Speaker 3: that's what the driver's lift are doing. Because you don't
Speaker 3: even need to have four windows or four doors. You
Speaker 3: can have two tires. His car was very nice. It
Speaker 3: smelled good. All the seats were you know, plush or whatever.
Speaker 3: He was a nice car, all the windows. He just
Speaker 3: was in the window. He said I'm sixty seven, I travel,
Speaker 3: I live life. You know, I'm retired. I'm just doing.
Speaker 3: He gave me so much in fifteen minutes. It was
Speaker 3: pretended to fall asleep. That would have been dangerous, that would
Speaker 3: have been potentially he wants you, Yeah, pretend to fall asleep.
Speaker 2: Girl. He was like, girl, girl, girl.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't think he knows what he
Speaker 3: is or what he's doing, but I need him to stop.
Speaker 4: One time I was in a car and I straight
Speaker 4: up said to a chatty driver, I was like, I
Speaker 4: would like a silent ride.
Speaker 2: Please, What your face looks like? Silent ride?
Speaker 1: Rightly?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? And that's why songs in me your man, Marie,
Speaker 2: what's your mess this week? How about?
Speaker 3: Well, honestly, I don't even really know if this is
Speaker 3: mess or not, but let's get into it.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's it's mess. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I posted a video years ago about me saying like,
Speaker 3: you know, don't depend on men to make you happy.
Speaker 2: Go buy something to make you feel better. And so some.
Speaker 3: Little boy who looked like Bobby Hill said that the
Speaker 3: front of my hair looks like TRICEP pulled like ropes
Speaker 3: in the gym, and he did a video about it.
Speaker 3: People have been sending me this video for months, months
Speaker 3: and I've never responded to it. And finally I was like,
Speaker 3: I have to respond because now people are there's.
Speaker 2: Like spinoffs, there's spoofs of this same exact video. So
Speaker 2: he got arm and chair. So I ordered a troll
Speaker 2: from Amazon on a Monday. It came on a Tuesday.
Speaker 2: I did the video on a Wednesday, on a Thursday.
Speaker 2: Now people are in the comments. You know, the people
Speaker 2: who follow me are like, queen, you got them.
Speaker 3: But now the video has brought in all of these
Speaker 3: in cell basement engaged er man zero post having engagement.
Speaker 2: It's all about going sure.
Speaker 3: But I'm blocking people in real time, arguing with people.
Speaker 3: I learned my lesson off that Azelia Banks Beef fifteen
Speaker 3: or legendary, iconic, legendary, legendary.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not going back and forth with anybody's minions or
Speaker 3: fans or nothing like that.
Speaker 4: You pulled the rock up from the ground and the ruptures,
Speaker 4: cameras all like, and you know, it's crazy. I had
Speaker 4: seen that video a bunch of times, but I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm not getting ready to sit in this.
Speaker 1: To Marie, I don't want to lose my friend.
Speaker 2: People haven't ending it to me, and they've been tagging
Speaker 2: me in his video. I've never seen it, but people
Speaker 2: are like, oh, you beef it with a child, You
Speaker 2: be if it with a twelve year old. That's how
Speaker 2: you know you lost. Anybody that's commented more than one time, locked,
Speaker 2: anybody that's like, you're fighting with a kid?
Speaker 4: Locked, anybody that did you did you view that video?
Speaker 4: Did you take that video in jet store? Did you
Speaker 4: just like take it as like, I just think it's silly.
Speaker 2: It was Reilly right.
Speaker 4: So there's this idea that you making a response to
Speaker 4: that video. It's like you being mad about it, which
Speaker 4: I'm like, but I think that's probably what the whole
Speaker 4: I think that's what the tone from them, from these
Speaker 4: people responding to you, because.
Speaker 2: She's a black woman.
Speaker 3: That's why they think when black women do things, it's
Speaker 3: ain't it's aggressive. Literally, rulers people are like, oh the
Speaker 3: blacks are mad again, Oh blacky black black. Like the
Speaker 3: comments are graz it's like thirty five hundred comany comments.
Speaker 3: That's amazing, and I blocked seven hundred and fifty people,
Speaker 3: good Marie that.
Speaker 2: I just feel like their win is a win. I
Speaker 2: blocked seven hundred and fifty people already.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, I'm or you could say, or there's a
Speaker 3: there's a feature on Instagram that if people say things,
Speaker 3: it already blocks.
Speaker 4: I'm about to say, is it already? It's just it's
Speaker 4: just in your request because you don't follow these people.
Speaker 2: Ill, No, they're not sending me. They're not sending me.
Speaker 2: They're sending me comments.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh shit.
Speaker 2: And so I'm just blocking them as I.
Speaker 3: See them, like I'll wake up, I'll just scroll and
Speaker 3: I'll be like, I'm going to delete ten comments right now.
Speaker 3: And I'm not even I'm not even deleting the comments.
Speaker 3: I'm blocking the people. And when I blocked them, I
Speaker 3: think their comments go away. So interesting, yea, Honestly, it
Speaker 3: just shows you are a comedian.
Speaker 5: The people who think it's funny, we all came.
Speaker 3: Together and ha ha, and the losers who you know,
Speaker 3: they drank mountain dew and they ain't got no friends.
Speaker 5: They're upset and all they do is all they can
Speaker 5: do is type.
Speaker 4: I engage with some of that ship sometimes id toxic
Speaker 4: and I mean, you know whatever, I mean.
Speaker 1: The engage was bots too, just like I don't think
Speaker 1: about the internet like that. I don't care about these people.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: I did a I did a TikTok about Donald Trump,
Speaker 4: and I started getting some maga people and.
Speaker 2: I did see that.
Speaker 4: But I was like, Okay, y'all can say whatever y'all want.
Speaker 4: I don't really what is the.
Speaker 2: Tell us to tell us the joke? What was it?
Speaker 1: It wasn't even a joke.
Speaker 4: I was just talking about his bumb ask being at
Speaker 4: Madison Square Gardener and I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: it did feel a little heavier on the island, smelled
Speaker 4: a little different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the air quality was a little orange.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a little And then like a bunch of them
Speaker 4: just kind of like a little bit of them. We're
Speaker 4: just like, Oh, he's gonna win. I'm like, he's not
Speaker 4: gonna win in New York. That's what That's what I say.
Speaker 3: And that's the crazy things, Like even if he doesn't
Speaker 3: show up, which is it was a ton of people
Speaker 3: from Long Island and Staten Island, you know where in New.
Speaker 1: York, I'm gonna miss his messy ass. What just because.
Speaker 4: The other day, like a week or two ago, he
Speaker 4: was at Marlago and this bitch he was having some
Speaker 4: events and he shouted out to the audience.
Speaker 1: He was like, where are my gays for Trump?
Speaker 4: And this guy was like right here, and Trump pointed
Speaker 4: at him and was like, you don't look gay.
Speaker 2: That was very try me.
Speaker 1: That's the compliment.
Speaker 2: Well, like you always look a little bit gay.
Speaker 3: Always my shirt, look at the colors, the fit.
Speaker 4: The last time I worked, Iss Patel called me a
Speaker 4: gay gate.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? It just give a little gay gay.
Speaker 2: It's like my people, go, my people, you're.
Speaker 1: Trying to get you singing careers time.
Speaker 2: Oh we are Brigma. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: Sometimes people hear me talking in public and they just
Speaker 3: assume I sing just because of the you know, the
Speaker 3: the alto quality of my voice.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to start taking some singing listens.
Speaker 1: About to be on your Matt Rogers and have a
Speaker 1: Christmas album.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm that's gonna be a Quansas and I'll be
Speaker 3: like shoot shoot, shoot, shoot head.
Speaker 2: I'll be in the back.
Speaker 1: The Classics on the fifth Christmas. It's my true love
Speaker 1: game to me.
Speaker 3: Oh five cold and yeah, I'm seeing coming for you.
Speaker 3: I think you should have an Easter special actually Easter, Yeah, like.
Speaker 1: Like Jesus talking about gospel album.
Speaker 2: It's gonna come out and I'm gonna layer my voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah you name. Let's get into the mess that we prepare.
Speaker 3: Yes, that concludes the mess of the of our personal mess,
Speaker 3: the meat, because can we.
Speaker 2: Start with the little mess before we get into big mess?
Speaker 2: Okay started off for us.
Speaker 3: So Subway is getting sued for using two little meat
Speaker 3: in their sandwiches.
Speaker 2: Well, you know it's probably because of the lasteria. No,
Speaker 2: they want more hysteria.
Speaker 3: The people are saying on in the pictures and on
Speaker 3: the commercial the bread is it can't even close, it's
Speaker 3: so much meat. And then when you get there, the
Speaker 3: meat beat the inner in a sheet of paper.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: I think that is because people are getting uber eats more.
Speaker 4: And I feel like if you go into the Subway
Speaker 4: and like order it in the store, there's higher a
Speaker 4: chance that that you'll get a bigger sandwich.
Speaker 1: I feel like I used to work in Subway.
Speaker 2: Whoa were there where Jesse was a more lead day?
Speaker 1: Remember it never happened.
Speaker 3: The more you know, Alex Alex English was a sandwich artist.
Speaker 1: I was a sandwich artist.
Speaker 2: Now what they say in the rule book, does it
Speaker 2: say you gotta fold it? Does it say you gotta
Speaker 2: drape it?
Speaker 4: There's a certain there's there's a certain number of slices
Speaker 4: of whichever meat it is, or like even like the
Speaker 4: meatballs of how many scoops of it you put on it?
Speaker 2: How many? What's the number of slices for like us
Speaker 2: honey had.
Speaker 4: Well for for a for a foot long? A foot long,
Speaker 4: I think used to be like you or seven slices
Speaker 4: not enough slices. But you gotta request double meating, Alex.
Speaker 3: You don't even look like a subway. You look more quizzino.
Speaker 3: I feel like you were like a hot wis noose
Speaker 3: is better?
Speaker 2: Though? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Or it was.
Speaker 2: I don't know what what The sandwiches aren't going It.
Speaker 5: Seem like you would make a hot sandwich.
Speaker 4: I mean they are making seven dollars an hour. It's
Speaker 4: really not. It's it's not there was not. I don't
Speaker 4: know what. I don't know what y'all think is going
Speaker 4: on at these restaurants.
Speaker 2: But we get one slice of meat per dollar you
Speaker 2: make an hour. You know.
Speaker 3: The thing is is that we are in this age
Speaker 3: of we're just gluttonous, we want too much exactly flaring
Speaker 3: too much they're making it too true. We're eating too
Speaker 3: much and eat too much body positivity.
Speaker 2: But what about made your say hungry again? I get it, I.
Speaker 3: Get it said. Is that you know we are clogging
Speaker 3: our arteries. Our blood pressure is high. My blood pressure
Speaker 3: is good.
Speaker 4: But beyond that, though, there's also taste happening too, because
Speaker 4: people don't be finishing their food like that and you
Speaker 4: just throw away. We eat barts much. We didn't been
Speaker 4: to other countries. We are to see how other people
Speaker 4: in other countries hold food.
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, This is the real issue. It's
Speaker 3: the marketing. It's the marketing.
Speaker 1: I hold hold, hold on.
Speaker 3: When you see a McDonald's burger in an ad, there's
Speaker 3: a food stylist that injected the bread with air to
Speaker 3: make it puffy. They hit it with like some type
Speaker 3: of oil or petroleum to make it shiny, date ice cream.
Speaker 3: They put stuff on it to make it look away
Speaker 3: that you can't even eat the thing in the picture,
Speaker 3: But in the picture it looks so appetite.
Speaker 2: That's artistry, that's marketing. Why would they show that's working there.
Speaker 1: That's nineteen ain't doing that bullsh He's.
Speaker 2: Not putting ice cream on the bread. So is that
Speaker 2: what you want in the commercial?
Speaker 4: How they presented those when we were saying, but that's
Speaker 4: not the nigga that's seventeen that works. He's not making
Speaker 4: your sink. He making your sandwich with the with the
Speaker 4: energy of I need this seven dollars right, I'm trying
Speaker 4: to get a chrome hearts else. He ain't in this
Speaker 4: thought and paper. He's shaking that ship out of the
Speaker 4: goddamn shaker. You don't want, I mean not even I'm
Speaker 4: not complaining about it. I don't eat it that much.
Speaker 2: I haven't had sway in years.
Speaker 3: But I'm saying I put that in the dock because
Speaker 3: I don't know you could sue somebody for something being
Speaker 3: ugly or not being I think of all the people
Speaker 3: we could sue that we used to day. It is
Speaker 3: false advertisement. And that's what and that's the thing about Hinge.
Speaker 3: Hinge is nothing about people the commercials of themselves.
Speaker 2: And then you show up and you're like, ooh, is
Speaker 2: this the t move version? Like what's up? I want?
Speaker 2: I want what you put on on paper?
Speaker 3: Well, I see that's the thing. Because you were on
Speaker 3: Hinge as a single woman for I don't know how
Speaker 3: long were you on hinge for like a month.
Speaker 2: Don't do that.
Speaker 3: It didn't feel like you were on there for that long.
Speaker 3: I said, said, this is what y'all doing, ye and
Speaker 3: then she left. I just said, I can't keep up
Speaker 3: with all the lies because I'm a truthful woman.
Speaker 1: How do you know their lies? Though?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: She said that all the women use filters a lot.
Speaker 1: What about the men.
Speaker 3: All, Alex, Let's talk about Alex, because I listen out there.
Speaker 1: Let's put it.
Speaker 3: I did a little stamp, I did a shift.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I did a relapse with men.
Speaker 3: You know, I spun the block with them. And you know,
Speaker 3: are the person who just couldn't let it go. You
Speaker 3: just you could have to let everybody know, Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: Sidney Wood.
Speaker 2: Men, she's back with men.
Speaker 5: Sydney with men.
Speaker 2: Now she's not a lesbian.
Speaker 3: Lesbian who not Sydney Sydney every time we'd be in, Alex,
Speaker 3: thank you for being an ally.
Speaker 2: The Sydney is just an ally now. It's wild. You
Speaker 2: wouldn't even call me bisexual.
Speaker 3: You're like, Oh, she's with men, that's who she That's
Speaker 3: who she was meant to be with.
Speaker 2: It was like she is delivered. That's how we know Alex,
Speaker 2: did you tell your mom that Sydney was with men?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 4: And my mom was like, Praise the Lord, prayer prayers
Speaker 4: have you. She prayed for you ever.
Speaker 3: Since you met you on the prayer list man, ever
Speaker 3: since you've seen ever since you stand staying her happy
Speaker 3: birthday at the inter Factory.
Speaker 2: She was like, she said, that beautiful game.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pray for her.
Speaker 2: Alex, what what was what?
Speaker 3: I was trying to figure out what was your thing?
Speaker 3: Because it's like, I'm not even I'm not even.
Speaker 2: What you're looking for? Why were you so invested?
Speaker 1: What you mean?
Speaker 2: Because you are taking the straight right, you are messing.
Speaker 2: You are taking the straight man that Alex be hooking
Speaker 2: up with. Now you competition, nigga, I met you straight.
Speaker 2: You met me in a transition, just like I.
Speaker 1: Met Marie with a white man.
Speaker 4: Whoa, that's what we're doing this close thanks, I'm shooting
Speaker 4: black women.
Speaker 2: Whoa? And cut his make off? Somebody cue the TikTok rile.
Speaker 3: You need tell right now you met a white man
Speaker 3: and when's the last time you saw me with one?
Speaker 2: Actually? Know what you know? I recuse myself from this
Speaker 2: com whatever.
Speaker 3: Jacket this is you are you're given you name it assassinated.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean.
Speaker 3: You're doing you're shooting better than whoever's trying to assassinate
Speaker 3: Trump period.
Speaker 2: Period.
Speaker 1: I'm not about to get this podcast.
Speaker 2: We're trying to go viral. Yeah, I don't know if
Speaker 2: it's gonna be with this.
Speaker 1: Talking about we were talking.
Speaker 3: About messy food, people who lie in photos?
Speaker 2: Who else lies or what other things that we put
Speaker 2: in here that's like false advertising?
Speaker 4: Well okay, so well on the profile, nobody wants to
Speaker 4: be on line looking crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't look crazy, but don't use a Snapchat filter
Speaker 3: and then go to Instagram and use an Instagram filter
Speaker 3: and then come come to the date looking like how
Speaker 3: you look like, babe?
Speaker 4: Okay, but if the women on there were like they
Speaker 4: all had on makeup, yes.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but if you wait, you were told that.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm saying, I'm saying, there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 4: But if if the women on Hench have makeup on
Speaker 4: and those pictures are good, but what about like when
Speaker 4: they take it off, is that still good? Because I
Speaker 4: mean makeup is well I sort of a filter.
Speaker 3: Hold on, I'm gonna say, if you do if you
Speaker 3: have makeup on in your pictures, then show up on
Speaker 3: the date with the makeup still looking like that, because
Speaker 3: then because then I know that you look how you
Speaker 3: look in your picture. Hey, but I just want everybody
Speaker 3: to everybody take a beat.
Speaker 2: Hey, you don't come to the with no makeup on on.
Speaker 2: I matched you because I like you.
Speaker 1: Imagine make up. You show up to the date regularly.
Speaker 1: You know, they got all just like just dragon.
Speaker 2: No, no, the Real Housewife reunion makeup and they.
Speaker 3: Have the life lighting and everything. They bring the lighting
Speaker 3: with them one of these.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I honestly, my thing that makes me so annoyed about
Speaker 3: this conversation is everybody acts like they freaking top model.
Speaker 3: They got a Ford, they signed the Ford modeling and
Speaker 3: they're like yeah, because you know you you ugly when
Speaker 3: they show up, and it's just like, no, this is
Speaker 3: what a human being looks like.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess when I was using the apps,
Speaker 4: I didn't guess maybe it is a woman thing because
Speaker 4: I didn't encounter too many.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, you're a lot of skinny.
Speaker 2: White boys, you're a man.
Speaker 1: You want a lot of skinny white boys use filters.
Speaker 2: To do what to look plump?
Speaker 4: Filters to like make them. I've seen it less men,
Speaker 4: less less black guys.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because you know that's not your type.
Speaker 2: You y'aught to say, we are not the same. I
Speaker 2: am delivered. No, we built black.
Speaker 1: That deliverance happened recently.
Speaker 2: That deliverance been happened. I broke up with that white
Speaker 2: man during Black History Month and I haven't been back.
Speaker 2: And that's exactly how Rosa Parks would have wanted it.
Speaker 2: I said, we throw in chairs I thought I had
Speaker 2: in the air. I said that's it. I'm done. I'm
Speaker 2: not doing this with him no more. If he does it.
Speaker 2: Did I let him bring me an air conditioner for
Speaker 2: the summer, Sure did, and you deserve. And then I
Speaker 2: did what block self care?
Speaker 4: Messy messy self care? Well, I mean, you know you're
Speaker 4: no longer on the app.
Speaker 3: I'm no longer on the app. Okay, did what I
Speaker 3: needed to do on there? I got all the information.
Speaker 3: I studied your research, Yeah I did. I did the finals.
Speaker 3: I was like, the test is trash. Won't be doing
Speaker 3: that again.
Speaker 1: Are there any lesbian apps?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And I have been poppy, but I went on
Speaker 2: her before. That's her her.
Speaker 3: There's another one called Tammy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a few.
Speaker 1: It's a lesbian name.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Tell me with a wiring. I just
Speaker 2: want to say it doesn't matter what gender or sexuality
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 1: Temics.
Speaker 3: I just want to let y'all know, it doesn't matter
Speaker 3: what gender or sexuality you are. People are weird on
Speaker 3: every app. Everybody's weird. Nobody has it together.
Speaker 4: Like when you say weird, what do you mean? What
Speaker 4: are your expectations when interacting with people on day now?
Speaker 3: Well, I will say with the lesbians, there is just
Speaker 3: too much, like you're telling me too much. It's a
Speaker 3: lot of of paragraphs. It's it's getting into it too quickly.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's supposed to be light and chill,
Speaker 3: like like talking. The thing about talking to dudes on
Speaker 3: an app is very simple, Yeah, w w.
Speaker 4: Ys talking about is I the gym today?
Speaker 2: What you're doing? It sounds like it feels like you're
Speaker 2: talking to a teenager.
Speaker 4: So you're never having any sort of like do you do?
Speaker 4: You send the message first?
Speaker 2: On the app? Marine I send, I send a couple
Speaker 2: of smiley faces. I send the face to all the men.
Speaker 4: So what do you expect a message to be from
Speaker 4: a man on it, like, what's.
Speaker 3: Something reacting to something that I've posted?
Speaker 1: The man sends you three smiley faces. When you accept that.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a respond with another smiley face.
Speaker 1: People, if y'all get the eggplants and peaches.
Speaker 2: No, thank you. I don't speak in emoji. That's not
Speaker 2: my language. So what do you what?
Speaker 1: What? What do you like up? Any kind of what
Speaker 1: kind of what's the best kind of message that you
Speaker 1: can give?
Speaker 2: Yeah, y is what's up?
Speaker 3: I'm feeling I'm feeling this photo or I'll like comment
Speaker 3: on something that they put in a caption or whatever.
Speaker 5: I think this is funny. And then from the have you.
Speaker 4: Ever had any conversations that were like cool, even though
Speaker 4: it might not have happened.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, but then but then after after a day
Speaker 3: of us talking, I'm not on the apps every day.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm not on them at all now.
Speaker 3: But like if we're going back and forth and it's
Speaker 3: like hal, like we got to move.
Speaker 2: It off the app now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How many how long you give it before you do that?
Speaker 3: It really depends on if I ever come back, Like
Speaker 3: I might not be on the app for a week
Speaker 3: at a time, and then I come back and it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I missed all these messages.
Speaker 2: I don't have my notifications turned on.
Speaker 4: Do you think that if doctor Bill, do you think that,
Speaker 4: seeing as how you aren't on the app actively enough
Speaker 4: that I guess you reached this point because you deleted them,
Speaker 4: that you're just not You're not looking to dad anybody
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 2: No, not on an app. But I've always felt like
Speaker 2: I was going to meet somebody in real life. Real
Speaker 2: life is wow, you see this, you already know that.
Speaker 3: I think on apps people are creating energies and connections
Speaker 3: that are not real.
Speaker 5: It's a lot limerens.
Speaker 3: They it's the idea of wanting to like that person
Speaker 3: or wanting to be into that person, and that's it.
Speaker 3: That is what a lot of people are posting on
Speaker 3: the idea of somebody, and then as soon as they
Speaker 3: meet them and get to know them, then they're like,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's why I always I've always.
Speaker 3: Fallen for people I know a little bit about as
Speaker 3: soon as I start knowing more, it get I dry up. Listen,
Speaker 3: I'm matched with this guy and I was looking at
Speaker 3: his profile. I said, oh, look, he looked like he
Speaker 3: got a nice house. Okay, he looked like, ah, what's this.
Speaker 3: He's in a nice kitchen. It looks like he must cook.
Speaker 3: I was looking at all these things. I said, oh, wow,
Speaker 3: he's doing great. He seems healthy.
Speaker 2: I get there.
Speaker 3: The pictures were all a little bit old, right, he
Speaker 3: was older than what he looked like.
Speaker 1: What were y'all talking about in the messages?
Speaker 2: I don't remember. I just was he looked like he
Speaker 2: looked he look rich and fun. He look richard fun.
Speaker 4: I agree she's looking for but she said the conversation.
Speaker 2: The conversation, I said, well, we'll talk, we'll talk over oysters.
Speaker 3: Yet to the date, he's smaller than he looks in
Speaker 3: the pictures, and he's telling me that he got long COVID.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, well, there, he got long COVID. So
Speaker 2: he can't even.
Speaker 1: Really breathe right anymore. If you don't get tested.
Speaker 2: We are not promoting that here on that it's over.
Speaker 2: That is too.
Speaker 3: He said he had long he hasn't been able to
Speaker 3: work out and walk up the stairs.
Speaker 2: Like he used to.
Speaker 3: I said, damn was president when he was what's he
Speaker 3: on the tostanic? But then he was like he was
Speaker 3: like yeah, you know. I said, oh, well, your apartment
Speaker 3: looks cute or whatever. I said, and he was like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's a nice little studio. I said, studio.
Speaker 3: How do you set the studio to look more like
Speaker 3: it has? About four or five I want.
Speaker 2: To look for him.
Speaker 3: Almost he must have taken the picture in the lobby,
Speaker 3: because it wasn't given studio in the background of the photo.
Speaker 3: But everything he said, I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5: He must have been using the apartment building, you know, conference.
Speaker 2: Room, the common area. Income.
Speaker 3: Now wait, more importantly, Alex, you are here. We want
Speaker 3: to get into your mask.
Speaker 2: We need to know more about it.
Speaker 1: Was nice talking to y'all.
Speaker 3: No, Alex, I feel like you say a lot of
Speaker 3: polarizing things. I feel like you you got a lot
Speaker 3: of opinions. You got a weird way of moving, and
Speaker 3: it's time to talk about it. Weird way of moving, Yeah,
Speaker 3: way of moving, Yes, absolutely, Alex.
Speaker 2: Remember I'm tired. I'm tired of being gay. Everybody could
Speaker 2: be gay just to act. It's just that's that's not
Speaker 2: how you love being gay.
Speaker 1: I do tell jokes for a living.
Speaker 2: On a scale of winter ten, how much you like
Speaker 2: being gay? Yes, that's a great question. Marie, good job
Speaker 2: almost what's this face for? I thought you said it
Speaker 2: was a bit how much on a scover? I once
Speaker 2: to done? How much you like being gay?
Speaker 1: Who said I was gay?
Speaker 2: You are gay? Are you a homosexual? Listen, I'm sick
Speaker 2: you there's so you're there's no number, then.
Speaker 1: There's no number. Okay, I feel nothing about it.
Speaker 2: You feel nothing.
Speaker 1: That's how it should be.
Speaker 2: Have you talked to a therapist about No, That's how
Speaker 2: it should be.
Speaker 1: Like, no straight person is accident.
Speaker 2: Because traders just like straight at trash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you still do it.
Speaker 3: Well because you know, not all dickish.
Speaker 2: Some of it is good.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, but I'm like, it's not some things I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I can't look at it as it's like
Speaker 1: I love it or hate it this much.
Speaker 2: It's just who you are. It's just what you do.
Speaker 1: It's it's what I do. It's not who I am.
Speaker 2: You are who are Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, when people say Alex English, they be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know Alex the comedian, the gay one.
Speaker 2: Alex.
Speaker 1: I don't love that.
Speaker 2: They said gay Chappelle. That's what I heard on the streets.
Speaker 2: Why why do you love that?
Speaker 1: You stay stay saying I'm good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he hasn't been good in a little while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you know what you mean. You have
Speaker 3: a whole joke about it.
Speaker 1: I heard a set.
Speaker 4: I heard a set not too long ago, and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, well, he kind of back to.
Speaker 3: You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen people are
Speaker 3: people are gonna hate it.
Speaker 2: But I laughed at it well, and I thout.
Speaker 4: It when he when he uh when he was hosting
Speaker 4: whichever season I was.
Speaker 1: I was there.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I went to the stand on the Monday of
Speaker 4: the week of the show to watch him run his malogue.
Speaker 4: And when he came down, I was talking to him
Speaker 4: because earlier I had seen him when we were doing
Speaker 4: like our pitch meeting with him. No but but but
Speaker 4: he looked he looked at me down before he got
Speaker 4: on stage, and I was like, oh, I just wanted
Speaker 4: to tell you. I know that when I was pitching
Speaker 4: my idea to you earlier today, I know that in
Speaker 4: your head you were calling me all types of gay.
Speaker 4: And he was like, I wasn't calling you gay. I
Speaker 4: was calling you.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: And then he got on stage. It was like, forgive
Speaker 4: me everyone for being late. I was busy having a
Speaker 4: conversation off stage with my gay colleague for the week.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's an honor, that's hon your brand.
Speaker 2: Yea, it's mess it is.
Speaker 3: But I think that sometimes people get caught up in
Speaker 3: the attention they get from being messy and saying like
Speaker 3: off brand things that sometimes I don't even know who
Speaker 3: you are anymore because now you're so I don't. Before
Speaker 3: I felt like I kind of knew who somebody like
Speaker 3: Chappelle was, but now it's like, I think he's so
Speaker 3: caught up in the he's going to be the opposite
Speaker 3: of whatever.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: Oh that's all, that's what it is.
Speaker 3: He's old and he's rich, and he's a man, and
Speaker 3: he's out of touch. And I think that we live
Speaker 3: in a time where people just feel like, you want
Speaker 3: to know what I'm thinking because I'm famous, and it's like, no,
Speaker 3: it's regular people who are not famous, and they feel
Speaker 3: like people want to know what.
Speaker 5: They got going on, like and I'm tired of that.
Speaker 3: Like you sent there's a there was a family on
Speaker 3: TikTok that went viral. There's resilient jinking, six of them.
Speaker 3: What resilient?
Speaker 2: Yeah, resilient jinkins her name is resilience, Resilient Jinkins, that's
Speaker 2: the that's the name of.
Speaker 1: Black people, resilient.
Speaker 2: A white lady, it's a biracial Jenkins is the black.
Speaker 4: Yes, that sound like black daddy, white mama.
Speaker 3: Anyway, it's a family of six soon to be seven,
Speaker 3: living in a studio in a one bedroom apartment.
Speaker 1: And this is where the kids got to sleep in
Speaker 1: the in.
Speaker 2: The kitchen and the living room, and they're showing, they're vlogging.
Speaker 1: Do you do not have money?
Speaker 3: They don't have no sense how you live in a
Speaker 3: one bedroom and you guys, well no, it's seven people total.
Speaker 2: So oh and she's got I think she has another
Speaker 2: get on the way.
Speaker 3: Yes, she's pregnant. She's pregnant soon to be seven, soon
Speaker 3: to be seven.
Speaker 4: Sounds like they need to be sleeping in the kitchen
Speaker 4: and the kids sleeping.
Speaker 2: You go into the bedroom.
Speaker 3: They got the sex lights and then they got a
Speaker 3: p S five, They got a brand new TV. But
Speaker 3: the kids need to be in the bedroom because you
Speaker 3: got too much privacy.
Speaker 2: I don't need no more.
Speaker 1: Then the kitchen. Oh like that one song?
Speaker 2: Anyway, Yo, The album is coming out soon by Yeah.
Speaker 2: But they're they're vogging.
Speaker 3: They're this the mother is putting everything out and it's
Speaker 3: like what happened to like shame and secrecy?
Speaker 1: So are they making money off TikTok?
Speaker 3: Now, that's what I think is the thing, trying to
Speaker 3: make money off of TikTok?
Speaker 2: She got a wig line coming out, Like what money
Speaker 2: is she making? People are dragged.
Speaker 3: Look, she doesn't get in costco hair. She doesn't look
Speaker 3: like Alabama Parker at all. It's not giving that. It's
Speaker 3: very it's very natural. She's in her natural And.
Speaker 2: So they got five kids and they got two cats.
Speaker 3: You got the nerve you have two cats in this
Speaker 3: one bedroom apartment and you got all these kids sleeping
Speaker 3: on the floor.
Speaker 2: Why are the cats here?
Speaker 3: It's not like they need some condoms. It sounds like
Speaker 3: they need to switch from the bedroom into the living room.
Speaker 3: And it sounds like he need to just get off
Speaker 3: her for it.
Speaker 4: The kids are the kids, like, well, that's what I
Speaker 4: was wondering taking care of because I mean I'm just like, well,
Speaker 4: you know, as crazy as that housing situation is, I mean,
Speaker 4: if they're taking care of the kids and kids going
Speaker 4: to school and.
Speaker 3: Listen, we're not talking about Cardi being offset like offset
Speaker 3: got mad kids.
Speaker 2: Cardi has three with him.
Speaker 3: But that was a very rich people Exactly, these are
Speaker 3: not very rich people. That was the conversation on the
Speaker 3: on the TikTok was having. It's like, oh, you guys
Speaker 3: hate how poor people live. Yeah, we don't want to know.
Speaker 3: We don't want anybody living like that. That's He's like,
Speaker 3: oh you can't. It's a it's the idea that people
Speaker 3: are supposed to live a certain way if you're I
Speaker 3: feel like having kids is a privilege. Like, I don't
Speaker 3: think that just because you can have kids that you
Speaker 3: should I think that bringing kids into a situation, whe're
Speaker 3: just gonna bring trauma.
Speaker 4: And but do you think that trauma is coming from
Speaker 4: in this scenario where they just all live in this
Speaker 4: one badroomhouse.
Speaker 2: Starting trauma is coming from the in the summertime.
Speaker 4: But maybe maybe there's perspective here where it's like I'd
Speaker 4: rather be sleeping in the kitchen then on the street.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you had less kids, you have more.
Speaker 3: Because she was talking about resources.
Speaker 1: And they obeying God's orders, she was in multiply.
Speaker 2: They ignoring everybody else. Everybody in the comments.
Speaker 1: This is a heterosexual family, a heterosexual couple.
Speaker 2: Everyone on the comments is like, get off.
Speaker 1: Is she complaining?
Speaker 3: No, she's I don't know what the what the money
Speaker 3: situation is there, but sometimes you know, you know, the
Speaker 3: older kids is watching the younger kids, and you know
Speaker 3: every time she come out of that bedroom with a
Speaker 3: little pregnancy stick, the kids is probably.
Speaker 4: Like yeah, but you know it's crazy though, because the
Speaker 4: way I think people it's perspective. It's like if you
Speaker 4: grew up in a house when you had your own room,
Speaker 4: or you share the room, whatever.
Speaker 1: You see that as the way you're supposed to live.
Speaker 4: But this and I think that's that's the majority of
Speaker 4: people probably, But in this scenario, if I mean the kids,
Speaker 4: don't say if the kids are being abused, that they're
Speaker 4: being neglected any sort of way, Like.
Speaker 2: I mean, isn't there a little is it? Though?
Speaker 3: Can you really give all of your attention to like
Speaker 3: the like, is everybody getting the right amount of attention?
Speaker 2: If you got five kids running around?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not running around, it's not that much space.
Speaker 3: They all in the same living room.
Speaker 4: Yeah sure, But then but I mean this is like,
Speaker 4: you know, five kids is you know a lot to
Speaker 4: us to us in this moment, but these kids is.
Speaker 3: A lot period everywhere, but period but right exactly.
Speaker 4: We're saying that now though, but like back in the day,
Speaker 4: how many families you heard where they had like they
Speaker 4: have fun six seven.
Speaker 2: I'm not listening to anything, but I'm.
Speaker 4: Saying though, like this isn't like a new thing like
Speaker 4: people having more than one kid, you know, but so
Speaker 4: it's and a lot of those stories aren't necessarily Oh,
Speaker 4: I grew up with a bunch of siblings and it
Speaker 4: was hell. I think like like a fine example, they
Speaker 4: grew up with like thirteen siblings.
Speaker 2: In how many bedrooms did they have?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not That's what I'm saying is regardless of this,
Speaker 4: the living situation doesn't necessarily always equate to how the
Speaker 4: family is, how the kids are being treated.
Speaker 1: I think I think these are people who we've view.
Speaker 4: We've viewed them as making poor decisions, but if they're
Speaker 4: finding a way to take care of their children and
Speaker 4: it's not really as messy.
Speaker 3: My issue is like, why are you putting the kids
Speaker 3: on the internet that maybe.
Speaker 1: They don't want we can talk about that, they don't
Speaker 1: want to be on.
Speaker 3: Maybe they don't want to agree they're living you know,
Speaker 3: and a lot of people who are commenting like, hey,
Speaker 3: I grew up like this and I was embarrassed that
Speaker 3: people do.
Speaker 4: But that's also projection because you're embarrassed by however you
Speaker 4: may have came up and this just might be normal
Speaker 4: to them.
Speaker 3: It's not normal. I mean, listen to what I'm saying. No,
Speaker 3: this is what I'm gonna say. It's This is what
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, is in some places it's illegal to
Speaker 3: have that many.
Speaker 2: People in a one bedroom apartment where they.
Speaker 3: Are, it's absolutely a firehouse.
Speaker 2: Also, I gotta fold the kitchen table up so you
Speaker 2: can lay that. As a mother, I'm tired. Where is
Speaker 2: this baby gonna when this baby comes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no one's getting any sleep because that's how close
Speaker 3: we sleeping together and the baby going. Everybody up, you know,
Speaker 3: the baby gone. You know, they they've been drinking Coca cola.
Speaker 4: But few kids I'm going in this environment, they probably
Speaker 4: see it as normal. They probably don't view it as
Speaker 4: like traumatic for them. I mean, I'm sure as they
Speaker 4: get older, but like if these are like these kids
Speaker 4: are like in like single digits and shape, they're they're
Speaker 4: just viewing it as like this is my house.
Speaker 1: Now live. I live on my parents and we sleep
Speaker 1: in the living room slash kitchen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I say, I said, I hear what you're saying.
Speaker 3: But I think that they got it. The parents got
Speaker 3: to get out of that bedroom.
Speaker 2: I mean, absolutely, get get something something.
Speaker 3: There needs to be more mattresses, less bodies on the floor,
Speaker 3: less the bodies hit the floor, less air mattresses and whatnot.
Speaker 5: Get the kids some space.
Speaker 3: Also, what's mess I don't want to know everybody's business.
Speaker 2: I'm tired. I have my own stuff going on.
Speaker 4: But you know what that is though, Like it's TikTok.
Speaker 4: You can monetize anything. This is this is where we
Speaker 4: are now in the world too. It's like everybody, but
Speaker 4: it's reality Television's fault.
Speaker 2: Everybody wants to be famous for being famous. It's exhausting.
Speaker 2: We have to move on.
Speaker 3: We got a segment called messy or just living, So
Speaker 3: you will tell us. We'll throw something out and you'll
Speaker 3: let us know if that's mess or it's just a
Speaker 3: part of life. We don't have to have that much
Speaker 3: judgment against it. Okay, So is it messy or just living?
Speaker 3: Kicking my little sister out because she parties too much,
Speaker 3: she's eighteen, she comes home too late, she's loud, and.
Speaker 5: She brings home randoms.
Speaker 3: So they live together, and the sister who's who just
Speaker 3: turned eighteen, is like living my life like it's gold,
Speaker 3: then living them.
Speaker 2: I'm sure the sister that's eighteen, it's not singing.
Speaker 3: On Friday, that's more.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 3: The sister is like when the older sister is like
Speaker 3: twenty two, and she ended up having her little sister
Speaker 3: move in with her because you know, she just moves
Speaker 3: out of her parents' house.
Speaker 2: Do you think it's now once she got to move
Speaker 2: back to her parents house.
Speaker 1: I think the eighteen year old is messy, but also
Speaker 1: just living.
Speaker 2: Why is that? We were.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know, kicking her out probably is the
Speaker 4: right thing to do, just so it puts the pressure
Speaker 4: on her chears get our ship together. She ain't gonna
Speaker 4: learn it any other way obviously. Well, also, have you
Speaker 4: said something to her?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, every time it's like hey girls, yeah, you
Speaker 3: bringing in all these random people, not cleaning up as
Speaker 3: long as it's like warm, loud, it's a lot you
Speaker 3: lay you loud. I gotta go to work in the morning.
Speaker 3: Works about that is why are you bringing people to
Speaker 3: my house that you don't know you but also even
Speaker 3: know these people.
Speaker 2: It's not really your house, baby, you're here temp. You're
Speaker 2: a temp.
Speaker 3: You don't fully live, you don't really get mail here anyway.
Speaker 3: So why are you bringing all these people?
Speaker 4: Who are these men that like don't have that. They
Speaker 4: don't have a place to go that you can go to.
Speaker 5: They never have a place, Honey, I can't host come out?
Speaker 3: Okay, messy or just living? So you said that's the
Speaker 3: sister is living but the other sisters.
Speaker 1: Because are we asking is the decision to kick her out? Message?
Speaker 4: Yes, oh no, that's not messy. That she's just living.
Speaker 4: She's trying to live.
Speaker 2: She's trying to live without her sister.
Speaker 1: She's just trying to live.
Speaker 2: Messing up her place.
Speaker 3: Listen, living with his sisters is hard. I'm saying that
Speaker 3: that's somebody who lived with my sister and she also
Speaker 3: had to go.
Speaker 2: Period, but it was different. I was showing up late
Speaker 2: and she was going to bed early because she had
Speaker 2: to be up early, so you come home.
Speaker 3: No, she was living with me, so I would come
Speaker 3: home late after her show, happy, feeling good, and she'd
Speaker 3: be like I was sleeping and it's like this house,
Speaker 3: I can't be loud here. Messy or just living stops
Speaker 3: giving a coworker a ride to work.
Speaker 2: So he got fired.
Speaker 3: But whenever he would get a ride, we would he
Speaker 3: would leave trash in the car and never clean up
Speaker 3: after himself. Is that messy or just living?
Speaker 1: Wait? He got fired for not giving the coworker.
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
Speaker 3: The co worker got fired because he was having a
Speaker 3: hard time getting to work to work. So this, you know,
Speaker 3: and and this person was like a beloved coworker, Like
Speaker 3: everybody loved this guy.
Speaker 2: So it's like, sounds like I should have given him
Speaker 2: a run. Everybody should give him a ride. Right.
Speaker 3: It was on this one friend to make sure that
Speaker 3: he was getting there. And then he was like, oh,
Speaker 3: you know what, I'm just gonna let him, let the
Speaker 3: trash pile up, and see if he realized in the
Speaker 3: car yeah, that.
Speaker 2: He was being you know, nasty.
Speaker 3: He didn't, and then he never realized, and so the
Speaker 3: guy was like, you can't get a rise for me,
Speaker 3: no more, babe. And then he had too many absences
Speaker 3: at work and so he got fired.
Speaker 2: How old is this these people? I saw the agies,
Speaker 2: but then.
Speaker 4: I heard so far these stories are like the person
Speaker 4: who's making the decision to do something is just trying
Speaker 4: to live, and the other person. It can be it
Speaker 4: can be split between like who's doing what to Like
Speaker 4: it's like, yeah, I mean homeboys obviously nasty, probably lives
Speaker 4: bad and doesn't.
Speaker 3: He probably live in a one bedroom with seven peoples.
Speaker 3: As a person who I am a messy person and
Speaker 3: somewhat of a hoarder, I understand if somebody has to,
Speaker 3: you know, let me know. Ay, girl, I can't be
Speaker 3: around this. This is too chaotic for me. You know,
Speaker 3: I don't put things away. I will have a rapper
Speaker 3: and fall out my purse. Like sometimes you have to
Speaker 3: remind them. But then also the ADHD you're all over
Speaker 3: the place, your your brain is so clogged that it's
Speaker 3: hard to you know, pick up after yourself and be it.
Speaker 4: But also the person giving the rise is ridiculous kind
Speaker 4: of a little bit in this too, because it's like,
Speaker 4: why would you just let trash pile.
Speaker 1: Up in your corns?
Speaker 2: Like I'm just to see.
Speaker 1: I thought you're trying to prove a point, but it's
Speaker 1: like I'm not to.
Speaker 2: See if they would notice.
Speaker 1: But I just say something, Well.
Speaker 3: I mean they did say something. I had a roommate
Speaker 3: one time. She would let stuff sit in the sink
Speaker 3: for days and one day I was like, well, let
Speaker 3: me see how long this is going to go for it.
Speaker 3: It was like it was like eight days.
Speaker 1: You should have did like my mama used to do
Speaker 1: and put the dishes in my bed room.
Speaker 2: That's what my mom said.
Speaker 3: I said, take My mom said take the dishes bed,
Speaker 3: and I said, I'm not doing that. So my mom said, well,
Speaker 3: take them all out and put them right on the
Speaker 3: and I did that, and I heard her come in
Speaker 3: and she washed all the dishes that night, but I
Speaker 3: wasn't going to put them in her bed. I think
Speaker 3: that I think it's messy to just have this uh,
Speaker 3: non vulnerable communication. It's like we're all adults. Tell somebody
Speaker 3: how you feel. If they don't get it, they got to.
Speaker 2: Going you how I feel.
Speaker 3: Also, you putting cups in the sink and pants that
Speaker 3: I need to use to cook with, and when you
Speaker 3: need to use them, you'll watch that one thing and
Speaker 3: then put it back on the top of the pile, like, babe,
Speaker 3: you know, you got to wash this pile.
Speaker 2: Of crap that feels like depression.
Speaker 5: Person might have been going well, you know.
Speaker 3: What, I'm glad to no longer have a roommate now
Speaker 3: when stuff is in the sink.
Speaker 1: But like, who put this hair i apartment?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Who?
Speaker 1: This is crazy?
Speaker 2: Who raised me? I know?
Speaker 3: Okay, so we got some messages before we in this
Speaker 3: this beautiful messy episode. Yeah, let's read a final message
Speaker 3: for the for the kids. Should I work with my friend.
Speaker 3: My friend and I work in similar fields, and we
Speaker 3: got pitched to do a job together. As we're prepping
Speaker 3: for the job, I just noticed how much they're sabotaging
Speaker 3: the work, whether they want to undersell our capabilities, won't
Speaker 3: agree on raids, etc. I've noticed a pattern on jobs
Speaker 3: that we've been on together. I love them and think
Speaker 3: they're so talented, but their energy is very draining regarding work.
Speaker 2: What's too odds?
Speaker 3: Oh, this is good because we all work with friends. Alex,
Speaker 3: are you speechless?
Speaker 4: I think the best way is to address address it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there's no other method I can think of address it.
Speaker 4: And if y'all agree on, you know a way to
Speaker 4: fix whatever the problem is. If y'all don't, then just
Speaker 4: agree that y'all can't do business together, but you can
Speaker 4: still be friends.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing. I think that everyone needs to
Speaker 3: know this and moving forward, not us. But it's like,
Speaker 3: you can't work with everybody that's your friend.
Speaker 2: You just can't.
Speaker 3: You could You guys can both be talented and then
Speaker 3: come together and somebody has too many flaws that you
Speaker 3: just want you guys won you know, rise to the top.
Speaker 3: And that's okay. You could still love them, but there's
Speaker 3: no sense in getting to business and then things flop
Speaker 3: because y'all don't mesh well.
Speaker 4: And also, hey, okay to cut them off as a
Speaker 4: friend too.
Speaker 2: What would you do this, Marie?
Speaker 3: Would you do that if you phoneled a really big
Speaker 3: bag for us, like a million dollar bag, you know,
Speaker 3: like if they were like, you guys want to millions dollars,
Speaker 3: You guys want to host the Emmys, and you were like,
Speaker 3: I don't want.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't think so, but maybe I think.
Speaker 3: Our relationship is definitely worth more than a million dollars, more.
Speaker 2: Than one hundred thousand dollars, but a million, I.
Speaker 4: Mean, but what under like I'm I'm listen, I'm saying
Speaker 4: this as you know, someone who went.
Speaker 2: Through working with their friends, working.
Speaker 1: With someone I thought was a friend. But we not
Speaker 1: even booby. But we ain't got no time to back down, Alex.
Speaker 2: Now you're hitting us at the end, We're gonna do.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have a part due well. Thank you Alex
Speaker 2: English for being here.
Speaker 5: We love you obviously you're where.
Speaker 2: Can people see your missy mvp of on this podcast?
Speaker 4: Come out to listen our gosh time for Thanksgiving if
Speaker 4: you if you live in Chicago, look at me plugging
Speaker 4: a show in January.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people gonna be listening to this in January.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be at Zany's in Chicago January second through
Speaker 4: I think the fourth. That was the whole weekend. No,
Speaker 4: it's Friday and Saturday. Uh, Zany Chicago. You can get tickets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see me, it's out. You deserve Alex.
Speaker 1: What prayers up?
Speaker 4: You will be good and you can if you have
Speaker 4: peacock you can see me on New York after dark.
Speaker 1: I have a set on there and yeah, and.
Speaker 2: I love this.
Speaker 3: We love you, Thank you so much God before we go,
Speaker 3: give us one more? Are ooh you listening to this?
Speaker 2: What? Oh ooh? You sounds so tired and all that
Speaker 2: messy notes. Everybody, Thank you.
Speaker 3: So much, love you down Bye. Mess with Sydney Washington
Speaker 3: and Marie Foston is a production by Will Ferrell's Big
Speaker 3: Money Players and iHeartRadio Podcasts. Created and hosted by Sidney
Speaker 3: Washington and Marie Foston. Executive produced by Olivia Aguilar and
Speaker 3: Hans Sonny, super produced by Becca Ramos, Edited and mixed
Speaker 3: by Brian Jeffries.
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