WEBVTT - No Eggs Left w/ Alex English 0:00:01.600 --> 0:00:03.840 Mmm with mess. 0:00:05.120 --> 0:00:07.680 Okay, Hello, Hello, Hello. 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:13.160 Wow we really I mean I'm starting with some miss well. 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:15.120 It's a lot. 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:18.520 First of all, I just want to say we had 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:22.439 an incredible weekend together. Sure, we were in d Cymoon 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:23.239 on our honeymoon. 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:25.919 One bed, two girls, one bed. 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:28.920 You wouldn't let me turn the heat up to seventy 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:29.600 five degrees. 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:32.000 Why does the heat need to be seventy five? 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:34.760 When you in the bed, you woke up sweating and 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:38.320 it was at seventy So at seventy five you was 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:41.720 gonna drown. When I get in the bed, I'm chili, 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:42.720 I'm a kneemck. 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:45.760 My feet get cold. But you don't sleep in socks. 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:47.440 I don't sleep in socks. And then you got me 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:49.640 a pair of socks. So I was like, come on, husband, 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:55.200 like big girl, you the man. Men don't be cold. 0:00:56.520 --> 0:01:00.040 Maybe men should also always have on socks. So that's why. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:01.160 Believe you should be the man. 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:01.640 Sidney. 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:09.000 You was Beyonce at the rally and suit with the 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:10.280 popping up with the ball. 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:13.280 Yes, yes, but if anybody's doing a bob, it's Sydney. 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:16.080 Guess Sidney doing the ball. Yes. The week two we 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:17.679 did we put you in. 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:21.959 Miss Listen, they see what the name is on the 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:23.240 title of the episode. 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:27.600 Just let us introduce you see this way. 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:30.679 You may have your past this podcast crazy, but it's 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:34.800 like a whole thing, a whole little preble and I'm like, 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:35.920 I see the person. 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:38.679 Well, damn baby, Maybe you know what, Sidney, this is 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:43.039 why it's missed. We sho came early. We could have 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:46.760 recorded the intro about it. Then it's okay, because you 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:48.880 know what, once you leave this bitch, we'll be able 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:51.120 to do things professionally like we usually do. 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:54.240 Well, we all even at the same time. 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:59.920 Okay, Wait, so Worrie, do you want us to bring 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:03.760 bring our guests in and then. 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:03.760 I'm gonna walk out. I'm gonna come out. 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:06.360 No, no, no, you won't come out like a drop 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:08.720 your coat on the floor, put your purse on the piano, 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:12.400 don't you dare? Alex, your head is already in frame. 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:14.480 It's okay, your head is in the shot. 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:17.720 Yep. Well yeah, let's introduce him. 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:21.919 Sydney's already said his name, so and you've heard his voice, you. 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:23.160 Know who he is. And if you've listened to the 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:25.920 unofficial expert, then you already know. I don't know how 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:26.400 many times. 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:28.200 You did that podcast, But here you are doing the 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:30.600 very first first guest. 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:35.080 Unless you do terribleness, we'll bump you. We'll keep it 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:37.120 on this now. I love that we. 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:39.920 Keep things very transparent at MESS. Anyway, it's the one 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:44.400 and only Alex English. Alex Alex, Elizabeth English, Alex. We're 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:47.040 so happy to have you. I mean, you are one 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.639 of our most successful friends. 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:54.000 And most disrespected about YouTube. Oh that's crazy to be 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.240 here at two thirty pm? And what time did you 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:57.840 get What time did these mics get cut on? 0:02:58.040 --> 0:02:58.200 Oh? 0:02:58.280 --> 0:03:01.360 My god, well what time did you pull up? 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:02.520 I pulled up well before. 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:04.280 In fact, I had enough time to go downstairs and 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:07.720 get me this really wonderful smoothie and still had about 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:10.120 I'd say, three minutes to spare. 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:11.560 You know, okay, well let's talk about I was expecting 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:13.040 what let's talk about it. 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:15.200 You have known us for how many years? Tell them? 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:19.000 And you said, let me show up on time. This 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:19.920 is really your fault. 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:22.480 You know, you know you're gonna came at two forty. 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:26.040 I still would have had time for a coffee a 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:26.880 sandwich at that. 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:29.040 By the time I got here, something in my spirit said, 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:29.880 they're not here you. 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:32.640 Did Texas like where are you? And it was like 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:35.720 where are you? And he's like, I'm here. 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:35.960 Who I was? 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:37.720 I was getting ready to start the podcast and all 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.000 was gonna come in as the guest. Hi, this is 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:43.240 Alex English. Y'all listen to mess Oh here. 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:43.640 They are. 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:48.240 Ladies and gentlemen. I guests claim to be the host 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:48.520 for this. 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:53.760 We're on the cover. They clicked the pod. They see your. 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:55.920 Podcast is my idea with That's what they want. 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:59.320 To I knew podcast, tell us how it. 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:01.760 Should having the conversation. I don't have to tell. 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:03.480 You no, no, no, Remember I. 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:07.560 Gave this to y'all. Actually I never started making money ever. 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:08.920 Start on that floor. 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:11.320 Everybody should hold on. 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:15.320 Alex is fresh off of you know, he was employed 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:17.640 at SNL and now he's, you know, a free agent. 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:19.760 He's trying to collect everywhere I see. 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:20.640 I'm listening. 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:24.320 I'm handing out forms, I'm sending out reminders, I'm turning 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:29.360 niggas upside down. I'm sending venmo requests. Wow, I'm like, 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:30.760 I need every one of my dollars. 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:31.119 Alex. 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:33.000 How much is your smoothie? I'll pay for that today. 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:33.440 No, you're good. 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:38.320 It's already been paid for, already walking. Yeah, I am 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:40.719 blessed and highly favored. 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:43.760 Okay, so you said you came up with this idea, 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:44.520 talk about it. 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:46.840 I just came up with the name of the show. 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:52.560 But you also came up with you're listening the mas, Alex. 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:54.280 I need you to say that in the same way 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:58.919 that like if young Metro don what are some of 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:05.640 the other ones? If he made back? So, yeah, you 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:13.719 listening to music. 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:13.480 Alex, Go ahead, give us three different variations and then 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:14.599 we'll use it one of them. 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:20.960 Ooh, you listen in a mess? Okay, come on, you 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:21.960 listening to mess? 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:25.799 Give me one more that doesn't sound start with start. 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:29.480 Yeah, you listen in the mess. 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:32.560 That might be it, That might be it. That might 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:34.760 be the one, babe. Okay, So how we do the show? 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:37.360 We talk about our mess up top, you know, to 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:39.560 just get a little warm so you can feel open 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:41.080 to like divulge your stuff. 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:43.160 So chime in whenever. 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:47.040 But I guess you went last time, Marie, So I'm 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:48.640 okay with opening this. 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:51.200 That means she came prepared. I did. I did. 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:54.320 The thing is that something is always happening to me. 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:56.880 I don't know why people look at my face and 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:58.560 think they can say anything to me. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:05:59.560 And that's my problem. 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:01.560 Like I don't get in a car, I don't get 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:03.640 in ubers and I don't have that face that looks like, 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:04.719 don't fucking talk to me. 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:08.040 It's always like, hey, we family, what a cousin? 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:08.560 Yes, sitting. 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:09.880 You get in the car and you be like in 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:14.480 the car, we all failed this. Yeah, you're asking for 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:17.359 the US. You're like, oh, what's that smell? Did you 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:18.320 just eat luncheon? 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:18.599 Here? 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:18.960 Like? 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:21.159 Of course people talk to you in the car, you 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:21.719 talk to them. 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:24.640 Well, I'm trying to get a higher rating. I'm still 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:26.960 at a four point six, and I really I just 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:29.800 really think that I see a four point eight on 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:30.520 my horizon. 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:33.599 Nicer to them, maybe they'll give me. 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:35.479 I think if you stop talking to them, you're rating. 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:38.360 It's not me. They start off with it. Okay. 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:43.320 So anyway, I'm leaving from South Carolina at five o'clock 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:43.880 in the morning. 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:47.640 I have an uber. He picks me up. He looks 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:48.640 like an older gentleman. 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:50.240 I get in. 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:51.719 He's like, oh, you smell good. 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:54.880 I'm like, all right, I already know that already. 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:59.000 Well a little fucking oil. 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:00.000 He talked on some car. 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:03.680 You had a little love spell on there, just some 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:07.279 white diamonds. You know how I do amber romance for 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:07.800 the morning. 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:09.279 That's some little body flash. 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:13.280 But yeah, so you already complimented me on smelling good. Great, 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:16.840 and then uh we're chatting. He's like, oh, you know, 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:19.160 what were you doing here? I said I was doing, 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:21.840 you know, a college gig. He's like, oh, you made 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:25.760 it you big time. I'm like, oh, you messed up already. 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:27.840 Ye why you tell Why are you telling people that 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:29.000 you do stand up comedy? 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:29.320 Right? 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:33.480 I lot to everybody about that. I'm like, Uh, when 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:35.560 I worked at I was like, I work at I 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:36.239 work at NBC. 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:39.640 That's not so far, but it ain't. 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:41.360 But it ain't. I'm like, I'll work in the building. 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.600 Well sometimes sometimes they'll ask me what I do and 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:45.480 I'll be I make up a different thing every time. 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:48.840 I'd be like, I'm a singer, I'm a teacher, a lawyer, 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:51.240 a singer. Yeah, I sing at the church. 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:54.560 When what happens when they be like buzz out of song? 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:02.360 Yes, I love that. So so that was the first. 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:05.400 So that my first of all, I'm just an honest person. 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:07.880 That's I'm sorry that I tell the truth. 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:10.640 So number one, you need to start lying. 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:13.520 Yeah, let me write that. Yeah right that to lie, 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:14.760 Sydney needs to lie more. 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:17.320 So then I was like, yeah, you know, I don't 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:21.440 usually talk to people who are eighteen, nineteen twenty or whatever. 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:23.880 And he's like, well, what what is that? 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:24.000 How? 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:26.680 He was no, no, no, he was he was he 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:30.840 was sixty seven, was telling him about being with the college. 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:32.720 I was like, I don't talk to people that young. 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:35.480 And so he was like, well, what, well, how hold 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:39.400 are you? And then and then he told again. 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:42.600 The truth and he was like whoa. 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:44.880 No, he was like, damn, you ain't got no eggs. 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:50.840 Wait a minute, they said you got that four classic 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:52.040 seven eggs. 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:54.560 I will not take this from y'all. Y'all will not 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:57.080 have y'all being ages. I will not have you shame 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:57.880 me my eggs. 0:08:58.000 --> 0:08:59.319 It's like that there. 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:01.719 Well, the for the listeners off the camera, I did 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:04.000 say this, Sidney, you don't look like you don't. 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:04.360 Got no head. 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:09.960 Every time Alex says something shady, okay, every time Alex 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:17.120 says something shady, please put the drop there like that 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:22.920 or drop a bomb on it. So he's like, okay, 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:25.120 you know he's giving me a comp a man like, oh, 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:26.319 you don't look at whatever. 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:29.360 He's like, are you married? You have kids? I was like, no, 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:30.320 Mayri start this. 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:31.360 Point, get out of my business. 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:34.359 Always he up, He tilted the rear view Mirroroli. 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:35.040 He was like. 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:39.480 He stopped the car pretty much, but his eyes were 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:40.079 wild open. 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:42.679 He's like, as soon as I said I'm not married, 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:43.720 no kids. 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.920 He's like, girl, you better open up that pocket and 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:46.880 let somebody have it. 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:52.319 Oh my god, did you tell him somebody who got it? 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:58.040 She got it. I didn't even want to get into that. 0:09:58.280 --> 0:09:59.559 You want into everything else. 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.360 I could just tell by the tone that if I 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:05.480 would have said I'm gay, he's like, no, you're not. 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:09.079 You just you just haven't had you would have put 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:14.040 it in your pocket. When he said you give that 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:17.600 pocket up, I said, oh, I have to give him 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:20.200 one star. And I said, sir, you're doing a lot. 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:22.600 It's it's not the sun is not even up yet. 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:25.000 I don't know you. He's like, listen, I don't want 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:28.400 none from you. I'm married. I said, so now you 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:33.520 said you're not even First of all, miss may bring 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:34.280 in your face like this. 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:37.640 He double man, ma'n ma'am, man, ma'am with no man 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:38.719 and no kids. 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:40.440 He said, Queen, But like that dude from the pop 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.840 Ballooon video, Queen, you're not qualified. 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:49.400 I'm a licensed plumber, right, So yeah, that that was 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:51.400 the mess that I was just like, did. 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:52.240 You make it to the airport? 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:55.840 Of course I made the airport and luckily our friend 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:59.080 Larry Face timed me randomly at this out and so 0:10:59.360 --> 0:10:59.920 five o'clock. 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:01.760 This is when you get but you know what, you 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:04.160 know where you messed up. Also, you just didn't pretend 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:08.000 to be on the phone. Yeah, I'm great and pretending. Listen, 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:09.840 here's how you pretend how to be and this is 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:14.080 to pretend no, no, no, sure, but that's Sydney calls everybody, 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:15.400 so everybody gonna call her. 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:18.520 But we're gonna get into that for the street. 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:21.680 This is how everybody. 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:24.160 This is the perfect fake conversation on the phone. 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:26.080 This is this is messed. This is how I handled that. 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:30.160 Come on, I'm in the car. Oh sorry, hold on, hey, 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:33.959 what's up? Nothing on my way to the airport. 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:37.560 You look like a fucking loser. How about that? Put 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:39.079 the phone down and just tell the me you don't 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:41.079 want to speak, but you didn't do that, Sydney. 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:43.480 You didn't have a phone and you didn't tell you 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:44.240 didn't want to speak. 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:48.440 No, I didn't hear about it, Alex. 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:51.480 I don't care. He doesn't need to fake it though. 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:52.319 She can just take it. 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:55.839 Somebody, Well call me, I'll call me. I'll call you 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:56.720 when I get to the airport. 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:59.840 And this is why you got all the spring shout 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:01.960 out to you actor method. 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:06.559 Okay, cool, all right, all right, thank you, love you too. 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:09.400 Yeah, my god, that's how you know you lying because 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:10.960 you ain't saying I love you to nobody. 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:13.120 Okay, okay, that was my mama. 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:17.320 No, but yeah, Larry called me. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:19.800 I didn't have no air pods and he's talking and 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:22.800 so it seemed like Larry was my man. So my question, 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:29.800 did it she had no AirPods? 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:31.040 There was like there was like. 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:37.400 Bitch, queen, but here's my mess, here's my mess, here's 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:40.160 my question. Yes, what was Larry doing calling you at 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:41.120 five thirty in the morning? 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:44.640 What what what? What? What is what? What? What is that? 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:45.080 He was? 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:48.960 Hey, Alex, when you have friends and you were up 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:51.040 and you think about them, you call them. 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:55.600 Have you thought, Yes, it's an open door policy, bitch, 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:59.160 Have you. No, no, no, no, open door closed pocket. 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:03.599 I don't love the open door close. 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:05.199 Yo. 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:09.280 So thank you guys for all of your suggestions things 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:10.040 that I'll do better. 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:13.480 But also Uber does have a feature where you can 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:14.920 request that the car is silent. 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:18.640 That that's the that's the level I'm doing in the South, 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:19.959 I'm doing the upper I'm doing. 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:22.360 You did get Uber in the South, which is like 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:24.520 your car not getting there for like seventeen minutes. 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:26.160 Oh no, I scheduled it. 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:28.120 I scheduled it, so he knew in advance he was 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:28.880 coming to picking. 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:31.000 Profile ahead of time. He was like, oh, I'm picking up. 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:31.720 I'm picking up. 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:32.760 I'm picking up a batty with. 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:35.720 An attitude, a bat with an attitude. 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:39.120 Because no, no, I mean you've been doing something. 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:41.599 I was on lift, so I have a have a 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:43.000 high high on a left. 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:47.559 Lift is where the people who Uber rejects go. So 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:50.199 that's what the driver's lift are doing. Because you don't 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:52.480 even need to have four windows or four doors. You 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:55.040 can have two tires. His car was very nice. It 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:58.240 smelled good. All the seats were you know, plush or whatever. 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:00.320 He was a nice car, all the windows. He just 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:04.240 was in the window. He said I'm sixty seven, I travel, 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:07.280 I live life. You know, I'm retired. I'm just doing. 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:11.640 He gave me so much in fifteen minutes. It was 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:15.040 pretended to fall asleep. That would have been dangerous, that would 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:18.840 have been potentially he wants you, Yeah, pretend to fall asleep. 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:21.000 Girl. He was like, girl, girl, girl. 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:23.240 I was like, I don't think he knows what he 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:25.320 is or what he's doing, but I need him to stop. 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:27.000 One time I was in a car and I straight 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:29.800 up said to a chatty driver, I was like, I 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:31.160 would like a silent ride. 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:36.320 Please, What your face looks like? Silent ride? 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:40.640 Rightly? 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:50.280 Right? Yeah? And that's why songs in me your man, Marie, 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:52.160 what's your mess this week? How about? 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:53.880 Well, honestly, I don't even really know if this is 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:55.640 mess or not, but let's get into it. 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:57.360 Yes, it's it's mess. Yeah. 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:02.360 So I posted a video years ago about me saying like, 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:05.160 you know, don't depend on men to make you happy. 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:09.040 Go buy something to make you feel better. And so some. 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:13.080 Little boy who looked like Bobby Hill said that the 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:16.920 front of my hair looks like TRICEP pulled like ropes 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:19.440 in the gym, and he did a video about it. 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:23.760 People have been sending me this video for months, months 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:27.000 and I've never responded to it. And finally I was like, 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:29.320 I have to respond because now people are there's. 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:33.560 Like spinoffs, there's spoofs of this same exact video. So 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:35.760 he got arm and chair. So I ordered a troll 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:39.160 from Amazon on a Monday. It came on a Tuesday. 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:42.160 I did the video on a Wednesday, on a Thursday. 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:44.560 Now people are in the comments. You know, the people 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:47.480 who follow me are like, queen, you got them. 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.560 But now the video has brought in all of these 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:59.000 in cell basement engaged er man zero post having engagement. 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:00.960 It's all about going sure. 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:04.560 But I'm blocking people in real time, arguing with people. 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:09.360 I learned my lesson off that Azelia Banks Beef fifteen 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:14.960 or legendary, iconic, legendary, legendary. 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:15.720 I'm not. 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:19.040 I'm not going back and forth with anybody's minions or 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:20.840 fans or nothing like that. 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:24.040 You pulled the rock up from the ground and the ruptures, 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:29.160 cameras all like, and you know, it's crazy. I had 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:31.560 seen that video a bunch of times, but I was like, 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:32.760 I'm not getting ready to sit in this. 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:34.480 To Marie, I don't want to lose my friend. 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:37.400 People haven't ending it to me, and they've been tagging 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:40.160 me in his video. I've never seen it, but people 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:42.840 are like, oh, you beef it with a child, You 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:44.320 be if it with a twelve year old. That's how 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:48.120 you know you lost. Anybody that's commented more than one time, locked, 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:50.280 anybody that's like, you're fighting with a kid? 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:53.320 Locked, anybody that did you did you view that video? 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:56.400 Did you take that video in jet store? Did you 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:58.560 just like take it as like, I just think it's silly. 0:16:58.520 --> 0:16:59.400 It was Reilly right. 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:02.720 So there's this idea that you making a response to 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:04.680 that video. It's like you being mad about it, which 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:07.280 I'm like, but I think that's probably what the whole 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:09.560 I think that's what the tone from them, from these 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:11.120 people responding to you, because. 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:11.520 She's a black woman. 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:13.840 That's why they think when black women do things, it's 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:18.040 ain't it's aggressive. Literally, rulers people are like, oh the 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:21.919 blacks are mad again, Oh blacky black black. Like the 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:26.600 comments are graz it's like thirty five hundred comany comments. 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:29.640 That's amazing, and I blocked seven hundred and fifty people, 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:30.760 good Marie that. 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:33.320 I just feel like their win is a win. I 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:36.199 blocked seven hundred and fifty people already. 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:39.199 That's crazy, I'm or you could say, or there's a 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:42.439 there's a feature on Instagram that if people say things, 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:43.480 it already blocks. 0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:45.040 I'm about to say, is it already? It's just it's 0:17:45.040 --> 0:17:46.680 just in your request because you don't follow these people. 0:17:46.720 --> 0:17:49.840 Ill, No, they're not sending me. They're not sending me. 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:50.840 They're sending me comments. 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:51.760 Yeah, oh shit. 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:53.840 And so I'm just blocking them as I. 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:55.240 See them, like I'll wake up, I'll just scroll and 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:57.080