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Speaker 1: When I was growing up, my dad's storage unit was

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Speaker 1: So I just parked at the public storage shed. It's

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Speaker 1: oh no I did. I got to do fun things

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Speaker 1: The storage unit represents sophistication and professionalism in my dad's industry.

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Speaker 1: thirty thousand dollars. For a few years in the early seventies,

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Speaker 1: like one. We also had a big work truck with

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Speaker 1: two gas tanks and a camper shell with curtains on

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00:26:51,965 --> 00:26:54,645
Speaker 1: the windows. I used that truck to move into my

427
00:26:54,645 --> 00:26:57,325
Speaker 1: first San Francisco apartment in the late nineties, and remember

428
00:26:57,325 --> 00:26:59,565
Speaker 1: it breaking down right in front of the Robin Williams

429
00:26:59,565 --> 00:27:02,765
Speaker 1: Memorial Rainbow Tunnel on the way over the Golden gate Bridge.

430
00:27:03,325 --> 00:27:05,845
Speaker 1: Our family work truck with double gas tanks now lives

431
00:27:05,845 --> 00:27:10,845
Speaker 1: on a cheese farm in Padaluma. Each smuggler has his

432
00:27:10,965 --> 00:27:14,685
Speaker 1: tricks and tips for smuggling in vehicles. The fancy white

433
00:27:14,765 --> 00:27:17,165
Speaker 1: Chevy truck my dad bought for the Brooklyn Boys slash

434
00:27:17,205 --> 00:27:20,525
Speaker 1: busted birthnight trip was tricked out with a custom camping

435
00:27:20,565 --> 00:27:23,365
Speaker 1: loft in the bed of the truck with secret compartments,

436
00:27:23,605 --> 00:27:27,405
Speaker 1: which apparently were not so tricky to find. Other smuggler

437
00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:31,285
Speaker 1: friends tricked out urvs with secret compartments and fried bacon

438
00:27:31,405 --> 00:27:35,845
Speaker 1: on their smuggling drives to mask the pot Aroma free. Freddy,

439
00:27:36,125 --> 00:27:39,805
Speaker 1: a smuggler from SoCal, perfected a method for stuffing tires

440
00:27:39,805 --> 00:27:43,485
Speaker 1: with pot for his many Mexico California trips. He also

441
00:27:43,525 --> 00:27:47,445
Speaker 1: mentioned customizing the gas tank to hold drugs. Loads came

442
00:27:47,445 --> 00:27:50,205
Speaker 1: into the San Francisco Bay on giant boats from South

443
00:27:50,205 --> 00:27:54,125
Speaker 1: America or Asia, and then smugglers transported the loads to

444
00:27:54,245 --> 00:27:57,565
Speaker 1: smaller fishing boats which came into the Saclito Docks or

445
00:27:57,605 --> 00:28:00,725
Speaker 1: local beaches. They were then moved to safe houses and

446
00:28:00,765 --> 00:28:03,165
Speaker 1: then to people like my dad in work trucks or

447
00:28:03,245 --> 00:28:09,085
Speaker 1: cars sometimes came in on helicopters. Free Freddie told me

448
00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:11,405
Speaker 1: a story about bales of pot dropped in a California

449
00:28:11,485 --> 00:28:16,205
Speaker 1: field from South American helicopters. Upon landing, the pot packaging broke,

450
00:28:16,525 --> 00:28:20,885
Speaker 1: scattering buds everywhere. The smugglers gathered as much as they

451
00:28:20,885 --> 00:28:23,925
Speaker 1: could find, but the farmer who owned the field called

452
00:28:23,925 --> 00:28:26,725
Speaker 1: in a panic a few weeks later about the pot

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00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:30,605
Speaker 1: sprouting up all over his property. My mom has a

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00:28:30,645 --> 00:28:34,485
Speaker 1: story about a smuggler named Goldfinger, and oddly enough, his

455
00:28:34,605 --> 00:28:38,565
Speaker 1: nickname foreshadowed his fate. On one smuggling trip that involved

456
00:28:38,605 --> 00:28:43,565
Speaker 1: a small plane. This guy Goldfinger, who looked like Goldfinger

457
00:28:43,605 --> 00:28:46,845
Speaker 1: in the James Bond movie. And he was red haired,

458
00:28:46,845 --> 00:28:50,325
Speaker 1: and he was called colt Finger because he was pretty

459
00:28:50,405 --> 00:28:56,045
Speaker 1: ruthless and he was dishuge smuggler and he was going

460
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:59,885
Speaker 1: to meet this little smuggling plane on a runway somewhere

461
00:29:00,045 --> 00:29:04,285
Speaker 1: in California. And he drove up with this Porsche and

462
00:29:04,405 --> 00:29:08,605
Speaker 1: he jumped out before the plane stopped, and he ran

463
00:29:08,725 --> 00:29:11,325
Speaker 1: towards it and he got his hand caught in the

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00:29:11,365 --> 00:29:15,205
Speaker 1: propeller and it cut it off at the wrist, and

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00:29:15,325 --> 00:29:20,325
Speaker 1: all his henchman, you know, his assistance just went, Oh,

466
00:29:20,365 --> 00:29:23,405
Speaker 1: my God. So he grabbed his hand and he made

467
00:29:23,965 --> 00:29:26,605
Speaker 1: drive him to the hospital so they would sew it

468
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:30,725
Speaker 1: up back on. But they couldn't. I guess the hospital

469
00:29:30,845 --> 00:29:33,605
Speaker 1: was too far away. And so that's the story of

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Speaker 1: good Finger that be careful what you name yourself. I heard,

471
00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:41,845
Speaker 1: I haven't didn't see it, but I heard he had

472
00:29:41,885 --> 00:29:45,725
Speaker 1: a gold hand made that that was a coke up

473
00:29:45,805 --> 00:29:49,125
Speaker 1: spoon on the end of one of the fingers. Are

474
00:29:49,165 --> 00:29:53,965
Speaker 1: you kidding? No? Cannabis and cash were moved in suitcases,

475
00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:58,645
Speaker 1: steamer trucks, and briefcases. I remember my dad's briefcase vividly

476
00:29:59,045 --> 00:30:02,245
Speaker 1: because it was always locked, making it rivetingly secret and

477
00:30:02,365 --> 00:30:06,005
Speaker 1: grown up ish. Like I've mentioned before, one of the

478
00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:09,645
Speaker 1: most enlightening things about producing this podcast is learning that

479
00:30:09,885 --> 00:30:14,125
Speaker 1: almost everyone I grew up around had some involvement in

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00:30:14,125 --> 00:30:17,445
Speaker 1: the smuggling industry. Now, this is the mom of one

481
00:30:17,485 --> 00:30:20,285
Speaker 1: of my BFFs, who I've known for forty years, and

482
00:30:20,365 --> 00:30:22,565
Speaker 1: this moment you're about to hear is the first time

483
00:30:22,605 --> 00:30:26,125
Speaker 1: I discovered that she too was a smuggler. She's also

484
00:30:26,165 --> 00:30:30,085
Speaker 1: a photographer and has a PhD from two different IVY leagues.

485
00:30:30,445 --> 00:30:32,805
Speaker 1: I'm Anita is telling us her story of as we

486
00:30:32,885 --> 00:30:38,685
Speaker 1: shell peas sharing and shelling. Ah. So the major way

487
00:30:38,845 --> 00:30:44,205
Speaker 1: I have done personal smuggling of money, personal drugs supplies

488
00:30:44,565 --> 00:30:48,165
Speaker 1: is wrapping the things up in yarn balls, yarn balls,

489
00:30:48,285 --> 00:30:53,085
Speaker 1: yarn balls, and knitting and crocheting as going through custom

490
00:30:54,445 --> 00:30:59,325
Speaker 1: So knitting and crocheting as you go through the ball

491
00:30:59,485 --> 00:31:02,245
Speaker 1: right right right, right right, or when they started, when

492
00:31:02,245 --> 00:31:06,045
Speaker 1: they would start examining my things, you know, I would

493
00:31:06,045 --> 00:31:10,285
Speaker 1: probably pull out the yarn ball and start working on it. Yeah,

494
00:31:10,365 --> 00:31:15,925
Speaker 1: and what did you admit? M scarves basic. One of

495
00:31:15,965 --> 00:31:18,725
Speaker 1: my suitcases broke open as it came out of the

496
00:31:18,845 --> 00:31:23,125
Speaker 1: lunge thing and this yarnball with five thousand dollars was

497
00:31:23,365 --> 00:31:30,005
Speaker 1: rolling down. Yeah, it was funny. Did the money become

498
00:31:30,085 --> 00:31:32,725
Speaker 1: free of the yarn ball? No? I think god, oh no, no, no,

499
00:31:32,845 --> 00:31:37,045
Speaker 1: they were They were well constructed yarn balls. So money

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00:31:37,405 --> 00:31:40,325
Speaker 1: stuffed in yarn balls brilliant. And if that doesn't work,

501
00:31:40,445 --> 00:31:42,285
Speaker 1: or you don't have yarn, but you have a cat,

502
00:31:42,445 --> 00:31:46,365
Speaker 1: smuggle with your pets and toe. I was living in Ecuador.

503
00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:50,885
Speaker 1: The good pot came at the time, came from Colombia.

504
00:31:51,165 --> 00:31:54,845
Speaker 1: I smuggled a couple of paths of pot on a

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00:31:54,965 --> 00:32:00,285
Speaker 1: bus from Ecuador to Colombia and a pillow in a

506
00:32:00,405 --> 00:32:06,725
Speaker 1: box with a cat on top of it. Cat. Yes,

507
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:10,525
Speaker 1: my cat named Muda. She was a gray cat named

508
00:32:10,645 --> 00:32:19,005
Speaker 1: Muda in a pillow. Pot wrapped up in a pillow,

509
00:32:19,525 --> 00:32:22,365
Speaker 1: and then that the cat was hitting on top of it.

510
00:32:24,805 --> 00:32:26,725
Speaker 1: That's great. You're the first person I've talked to who

511
00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:33,525
Speaker 1: uses a cat. Yeah, you have a theme as well

512
00:32:33,565 --> 00:32:38,845
Speaker 1: as a very cat yarn themed. That's right, that's right. Yeah, yeah, Well,

513
00:32:38,885 --> 00:32:41,765
Speaker 1: I didn't realize I was following in my dad's footsteps.

514
00:32:42,125 --> 00:32:46,085
Speaker 1: I did smuggle pot a few times myself. I was

515
00:32:46,125 --> 00:32:49,645
Speaker 1: a sophomore in college studying abroad in the pot legal Netherlands.

516
00:32:50,445 --> 00:32:54,085
Speaker 1: Mindful my stoner friends back home were deficient and spectacular

517
00:32:54,165 --> 00:32:57,885
Speaker 1: Dutch drugs, I crafted a care package of pot hidden

518
00:32:57,885 --> 00:33:02,725
Speaker 1: in European candy bars. Lion bars have four wafers with

519
00:33:02,845 --> 00:33:07,565
Speaker 1: light nugat between and a chocolate coating. I carefully removed

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00:33:07,605 --> 00:33:11,885
Speaker 1: the two middle wafers, leaving a structural floor and roof wafer,

521
00:33:12,285 --> 00:33:15,405
Speaker 1: and I filled the middle with well wrapped Amsterdam pot.

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00:33:15,965 --> 00:33:19,365
Speaker 1: I then resealed the candy bars with natella, reglued the

523
00:33:19,405 --> 00:33:22,005
Speaker 1: wrapper and mailed them to the States. It was a

524
00:33:22,085 --> 00:33:26,005
Speaker 1: gift within a gift, two imported treats. Everyone was thrilled

525
00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:29,325
Speaker 1: when the Lion Bars arrived in Boston, smuggling pot and

526
00:33:29,405 --> 00:33:32,165
Speaker 1: candy bars. It was a labor of love. Definitely not

527
00:33:32,205 --> 00:33:35,525
Speaker 1: a sustainable business model if I'd been interested in anything

528
00:33:35,525 --> 00:33:38,605
Speaker 1: other than gift giving and sharing the wealth. This is

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00:33:38,645 --> 00:33:41,885
Speaker 1: disorganized crime. I'm Rainbow Valentine and we'll be right back.

530
00:33:47,685 --> 00:33:50,205
Speaker 1: My dad likes to quote his lawyer, the late great

531
00:33:50,325 --> 00:33:54,365
Speaker 1: Bernie Siegel, who in the early nineties lamented the quality

532
00:33:54,405 --> 00:33:58,085
Speaker 1: of the criminal has gone down. I never understood the

533
00:33:58,165 --> 00:34:02,085
Speaker 1: quote until I started unfolding this story. My dad and

534
00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:06,405
Speaker 1: his colleagues did business based on integrity, trust and ethics.

535
00:34:07,365 --> 00:34:10,005
Speaker 1: They were criminals and that what they were doing was illegal,

536
00:34:10,525 --> 00:34:14,845
Speaker 1: but they were trustworthy, honest, and reliable, unlike the criminals

537
00:34:14,925 --> 00:34:18,405
Speaker 1: emerging in the late eighties early nineties that Bernie bemoaned.

538
00:34:19,365 --> 00:34:22,005
Speaker 1: My dad and his friends did business based on a handshake.

539
00:34:23,325 --> 00:34:26,605
Speaker 1: So have four thousand pounds of this hash? Are you

540
00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:29,845
Speaker 1: selling it like ten pounds a pop? Well, I'm not

541
00:34:29,925 --> 00:34:35,085
Speaker 1: selling one at a time. And basically, you give it

542
00:34:35,125 --> 00:34:37,885
Speaker 1: out to people who you trust. You give them fifty

543
00:34:37,885 --> 00:34:42,285
Speaker 1: pounds here, you know, come back with the money when

544
00:34:42,325 --> 00:34:46,525
Speaker 1: you you know, whenever you get it done. Just I mean,

545
00:34:46,805 --> 00:34:49,205
Speaker 1: it's same as what they were doing to me was

546
00:34:49,245 --> 00:34:51,405
Speaker 1: giving it out to all their friends. I was giving

547
00:34:51,405 --> 00:34:53,965
Speaker 1: it out to all my friends. So no money has

548
00:34:54,005 --> 00:34:57,325
Speaker 1: passed hands. It's just this trust circle. I mean, it

549
00:34:57,405 --> 00:35:00,805
Speaker 1: wasn't I wasn't selling it for cash, yeah, because most

550
00:35:00,885 --> 00:35:06,565
Speaker 1: nobody would put up cash for there were anyway. But

551
00:35:06,685 --> 00:35:09,565
Speaker 1: that was the whole way it worked forever, is that

552
00:35:10,125 --> 00:35:16,445
Speaker 1: huge amounts would be moved to one's close friends associates

553
00:35:17,205 --> 00:35:20,205
Speaker 1: if they were doing big amounts. And that's how much

554
00:35:20,245 --> 00:35:24,565
Speaker 1: of how I worked and happened is I had my

555
00:35:24,645 --> 00:35:28,645
Speaker 1: reputation which was really, I guess obviously stellar enough to

556
00:35:29,205 --> 00:35:34,285
Speaker 1: give me hundreds of thousands, if not millions of dollars

557
00:35:34,285 --> 00:35:37,885
Speaker 1: worth of stuff at different points I don't even remember,

558
00:35:38,125 --> 00:35:39,965
Speaker 1: you know, because but that was the way we worked,

559
00:35:40,085 --> 00:35:43,925
Speaker 1: and it was passed down. But amongst this integrity and

560
00:35:44,005 --> 00:35:48,885
Speaker 1: noble deeds was plenty of disorganization. The Lebanese Hashtel ended

561
00:35:48,925 --> 00:35:50,845
Speaker 1: up being the one where my dad lost the money

562
00:35:50,885 --> 00:35:53,125
Speaker 1: in the backyard that we talked about in episode one,

563
00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:59,765
Speaker 1: the BlackBerry story. It was pretty stressful. I couldn't fucking

564
00:35:59,965 --> 00:36:03,325
Speaker 1: find at least half a million in cash, Oh my god,

565
00:36:03,765 --> 00:36:06,645
Speaker 1: for my pals, but had only lost the money in

566
00:36:06,685 --> 00:36:09,365
Speaker 1: the yard because his smuggling colleagues trusted that he would

567
00:36:09,365 --> 00:36:13,085
Speaker 1: hold on to the money for him. This Lebanese hash

568
00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:15,845
Speaker 1: deal is so important. It got my dad back into

569
00:36:15,845 --> 00:36:19,085
Speaker 1: big time smuggling and provided much needed income for our

570
00:36:19,085 --> 00:36:22,125
Speaker 1: family after several years of poverty. And with this trip,

571
00:36:22,165 --> 00:36:24,605
Speaker 1: my dad is really becoming a professional. He's back on

572
00:36:24,645 --> 00:36:28,725
Speaker 1: his feet and to solidify his professionalism after the Lebanese

573
00:36:28,725 --> 00:36:31,525
Speaker 1: hash deal, that's what my dad treats himself to the

574
00:36:31,645 --> 00:36:34,165
Speaker 1: right off the highway storage unit just a few miles

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00:36:34,205 --> 00:36:36,365
Speaker 1: from our Mill Valley home. So I had this that

576
00:36:36,445 --> 00:36:38,925
Speaker 1: was funny, the revelation about the the eucalyptus, and then

577
00:36:39,845 --> 00:36:42,245
Speaker 1: remembering how much I'd love to go to that storage unit.

578
00:36:42,245 --> 00:36:43,525
Speaker 1: But I don't think I was at I don't think

579
00:36:43,565 --> 00:36:46,485
Speaker 1: you are you kidding? You were? Do you think when

580
00:36:46,485 --> 00:36:49,205
Speaker 1: you think I wanted some noisy kid around there? What

581
00:36:49,325 --> 00:36:52,645
Speaker 1: are you fucking getting me? A teess? Christ you were

582
00:36:52,685 --> 00:36:56,005
Speaker 1: the worst. You would say, hey, come on over here, people.

583
00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:59,285
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you wouldn't. I mean you didn't, But

584
00:37:00,245 --> 00:37:05,325
Speaker 1: you're you're you're an attractor. So by the end of

585
00:37:05,325 --> 00:37:08,605
Speaker 1: the seventies, my dad, who came into an instat family

586
00:37:08,605 --> 00:37:10,885
Speaker 1: at the dawn of the decade, has made and lost

587
00:37:10,925 --> 00:37:13,805
Speaker 1: the equivalent to hundreds of thousands of dollars smuggling pot.

588
00:37:14,445 --> 00:37:17,205
Speaker 1: He's quit the pot industry, started and failed a non

589
00:37:17,285 --> 00:37:21,325
Speaker 1: drug related business theoretically traded over one hundred thousand dollars

590
00:37:21,365 --> 00:37:25,365
Speaker 1: for a baby. Me lost his family and restarted his

591
00:37:25,405 --> 00:37:29,165
Speaker 1: smuggling business in a much more professional, serious, and covert way,

592
00:37:29,765 --> 00:37:33,165
Speaker 1: making back hundreds of thousands of dollars and regaining his family.

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00:37:34,805 --> 00:37:40,205
Speaker 1: God loves pot dealers. Why didn't you tell her that?

594
00:37:40,285 --> 00:37:43,565
Speaker 1: Now we have to? Now we have, we've revealed our

595
00:37:43,605 --> 00:37:49,885
Speaker 1: secret that God is watching over us pot dealers. Well yeah,

596
00:37:49,925 --> 00:37:55,085
Speaker 1: I mean you know, I'm Rainbow Valentine and this is

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00:37:55,125 --> 00:38:01,525
Speaker 1: Disorganized Crime Smuggler's Daughter. Disorganized Crime Smuggler's Daughter is written

598
00:38:01,565 --> 00:38:05,725
Speaker 1: and recorded by Me, Rainbow Valentine. Our producers are Abby

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00:38:05,765 --> 00:38:10,045
Speaker 1: Watts and Taylor Church. Executive producers are Brandon Barr, Brian

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00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:13,285
Speaker 1: Live and Elsie Crowley and Me at School of Humans

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00:38:13,405 --> 00:38:16,605
Speaker 1: and Connell Burn and Charles Bryant at iHeartRadio. Our music

602
00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:19,285
Speaker 1: is by Gabby Lala and Claire Campbell, with original theme

603
00:38:19,365 --> 00:38:22,645
Speaker 1: by Mark Karen and Me. You can follow us online

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00:38:22,645 --> 00:38:36,045
Speaker 1: at Disorganized Crime podcast dot com. Right Story, do it

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00:38:36,285 --> 00:38:45,125
Speaker 1: as with Me, tamble By, Sleeping Princess of the Red says,

606
00:38:45,245 --> 00:38:52,845
Speaker 1: keep it real, handshake seals the deal, Wrap stat seal, meal,

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00:38:53,485 --> 00:39:00,165
Speaker 1: Going up. These all golden to Doobi, Young, rich and

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00:39:00,325 --> 00:39:11,605
Speaker 1: groovy Making it up. We roll o, rolling low, Far Country, Roll,

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00:39:13,725 --> 00:39:23,725
Speaker 1: Rolling low, Far Country, Roll, Rolling along Far Country, Low