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Speaker 2: I have been clocking morning Wood now and it is
Speaker 2: happening to me.
Speaker 3: Son, you're two parts Jaeger.
Speaker 4: You don't want to look like a human cock. Let's go.
Speaker 4: This has stopped, right, this has stopped. People are no
Speaker 4: longer going.
Speaker 5: Oh, I remember how that was kind of taking taking
Speaker 5: over for a minute.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you something? Yeah, haven't we did we
Speaker 3: cover this?
Speaker 4: No, it was you.
Speaker 6: It was you talking to me off pod.
Speaker 4: Believe it's off. Oh, and then I bring it up
Speaker 4: believe it or not.
Speaker 3: This works good. It's all my seven year old does.
Speaker 3: He walks around the house. He walks around the house
Speaker 3: going and yeah. My wife does just look at each
Speaker 3: other like what is going on? He doesn't know.
Speaker 4: There's no way he knows at that at that age.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't.
Speaker 6: His hands aren't in his pocket.
Speaker 4: He might have heard something.
Speaker 3: Clo has no idea, but he does it constantly. And Blake,
Speaker 3: you were saying it made its way through your household.
Speaker 6: Yes, it travels. It's a it is a thing amongst
Speaker 6: the youngsters.
Speaker 5: The wait, so your eleven year old daughter is doing it, Oh,
Speaker 5: you might have to have a sit down.
Speaker 2: No, it's not. It's not as graphic as you think,
Speaker 2: but it is sad.
Speaker 6: It is disturbing to hear. How adam a child's mouth?
Speaker 3: Dude, When my mom came to visit and he ripped
Speaker 3: a couple in front of her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she looked at me like it's like that, and
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, it's more like that. It's like
Speaker 2: oh yeah, like oh yeah, oh yeah, which is even worse.
Speaker 5: It's not like, uh, but it's not like that's way worse,
Speaker 5: that's way worse.
Speaker 3: For my kid. It's all the above. It's it's hard.
Speaker 4: And then he goes.
Speaker 3: And it's like full body. It's not just noise as
Speaker 3: he walks past. It's a full body situation.
Speaker 5: So what's so funny about this is, I mean, Blake,
Speaker 5: your daughter is at the age where in two years
Speaker 5: she will for sure know what that means. Very they're
Speaker 5: not sex at it right now. She's so she does know,
Speaker 5: and she does it in front of you. That's that's
Speaker 5: lunatic behavior.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm saying it's not her going, it's it's like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, it's just it's what fucking kids do.
Speaker 4: They all do it.
Speaker 5: Bro, Yeah, okay, and here I thought it was dead.
Speaker 2: Kids are so universally programmed now it's crazy like everything's.
Speaker 6: Yeah, everything is Ohio everything.
Speaker 2: No, it's just like we weren't all on the same
Speaker 2: breat brain wavelength as kids, but.
Speaker 4: We kind of were for whatever reason.
Speaker 6: Dude.
Speaker 5: You regional little boy in outside of Chicago, little boy
Speaker 5: in Omaha, little boy Uh not even anywhere near Oakland,
Speaker 5: even though he claims it. Uh No, all heard this
Speaker 5: the same story about a Mariland Manson removing a rib
Speaker 5: and sucking his own dick.
Speaker 4: We're all in the same wavelength that is. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But as far as like I told you, just slang
Speaker 3: and things that a people throwing around, Like you guys
Speaker 3: weren't saying cats. That's something that I grew up saying
Speaker 3: cats constantly. Cats cat, Yeah, fucking beat it out of me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're damn how I say dudes way too much.
Speaker 4: I'm always I'm always dropping dudes, a casual dude.
Speaker 3: But like never said Hella, I know that's a Bay thing.
Speaker 6: Well yeah, now it's everywhere.
Speaker 3: And what was the Omaha thing you brought to the table.
Speaker 4: We have no slang. We have no slang.
Speaker 3: There's gotta be something.
Speaker 6: I'm still gonna said that.
Speaker 4: We say pop. You know, that's just a Midwestern thing.
Speaker 3: Like when you're talking about when you shoot somebody, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, pop that pheasant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we said on my block, we said wetted, but
Speaker 3: round the same.
Speaker 6: Suburban very wetted. I wedded that face.
Speaker 3: Do you see me wet that past?
Speaker 4: Yeah? It feels good, doesn't That's that's insane.
Speaker 3: Skibbity toilet is real.
Speaker 6: Skibbity toilet.
Speaker 5: I'm kind of I kind of thought that that had died. No,
Speaker 5: it's happening in resurgence.
Speaker 3: It's happening in children.
Speaker 5: Is it the thing that it like once the adults
Speaker 5: are sort of you know, because the Internet, things will
Speaker 5: come and go so quickly, but then they'll just get
Speaker 5: stuck in kid in kiddom and then they'll they'll keep
Speaker 5: it up for.
Speaker 3: Disturbing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: Like that's the other thing is like now, coming from
Speaker 2: the point of view of like a parent, is like
Speaker 2: seeing how long some of this ship has shelf life for.
Speaker 2: It's like I could swore Ohio was was done. It's
Speaker 2: still thriving cover.
Speaker 3: This a little bit about like words lasting longer than
Speaker 3: you thought they would, Like, I can't believe dope is
Speaker 3: still around?
Speaker 4: What is Ohio?
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Blake.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how to explain Ohio. I even
Speaker 2: like wormed the internet to try to find out. But
Speaker 2: like kids think it's like summed the interval.
Speaker 3: I know this dude's dropping words. We don't know about
Speaker 3: words the internet.
Speaker 6: Dude. They think it's like some kind of.
Speaker 2: Miss the cold place or something, or it's like haunted.
Speaker 2: There's just a whole I remember there being a little
Speaker 2: b song about Ohio.
Speaker 4: So in context, how do you how do you use
Speaker 4: how do you use it?
Speaker 6: I don't need it, just it just can go in
Speaker 6: front of anything.
Speaker 3: Like they just say it. They just say it. It's
Speaker 3: just a thing. You just say say it, bro Ohio
Speaker 3: skippity toilet.
Speaker 5: So they just say like, h dude, my my dad's
Speaker 5: house is so Ohio or Ohio skippity toilet. Okay, Hey,
Speaker 5: when you string it all together, I kind of like
Speaker 5: the brain rot.
Speaker 3: He's not even lying. It could be like yo, let's
Speaker 3: go run to Starbucks and get some coffee, and someone
Speaker 3: will be like, oh hios me to toilet and you're like,
Speaker 3: Sigma information cool Sigma.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's just word that it's I think it's
Speaker 2: like their language, and they know that old fuckers like
Speaker 2: us don't understand it, so it's fun to throw around.
Speaker 4: That's why they that's why they like it so much.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it just because it fucking pisses us off.
Speaker 4: It's like, I get it.
Speaker 3: The other one we've talked about before is giving.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 3: I was around my VI and friends, Yeah, and they
Speaker 3: were throwing giving around so casually and so just like
Speaker 3: without missing a step.
Speaker 5: I'm so excited to tell my fully grown, thirty two
Speaker 5: year old wife that so she can.
Speaker 4: Stop doing it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're fourteen, so come on, yeah yeah, come to
Speaker 6: just embrace it.
Speaker 5: You don't want to be like the fourteen year old
Speaker 5: come on giving old geezer bro, Sure she embrace it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say anything more before we get
Speaker 3: into this jeopardy. Okay, you just fucking skated right past
Speaker 3: it last week.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry about that blake, and I'm sorry I
Speaker 5: slept on it. You know, I have my excuses as
Speaker 5: one short when when not supporting a friend the way
Speaker 5: they should they have their excuses and sure you know,
Speaker 5: YadA YadA, family, little.
Speaker 6: Baby birthdays, gibbety toilet, gabty toilet. It's all to me.
Speaker 5: You were so good on the on the episode Whoa,
Speaker 5: you were better than I thought and also worse than
Speaker 5: I thought at the same time.
Speaker 2: Whoa here and the pendulum swings here comes?
Speaker 5: Okay, you were so confident, and I'm like, look at him.
Speaker 5: Go he's not wilting under the bright lights while doing Jeopardy.
Speaker 5: He's dropping the who is the what is?
Speaker 3: You don't think you can handle being under lights?
Speaker 6: No, dude, No, I did seven seasons.
Speaker 3: I know had him real quick. His first the first
Speaker 3: question or first answer that he questioned or whatever. The
Speaker 3: first one I should have taken better now he blew.
Speaker 3: It was the one about like the antagrams or whatever, where.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh, by the way, you're good at those.
Speaker 4: I couldn't get one.
Speaker 3: I couldn't get any of them. I was like, how
Speaker 3: are they getting these?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 5: I was so bad at the enneagram I was. It
Speaker 5: was incredible how anyone could get any of them.
Speaker 3: But I know why he's good because it's internet ship. No,
Speaker 3: it's t t yl Oh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess it is a little bit.
Speaker 3: Don't tell me what is and isn't my bad?
Speaker 6: Ohio, giv me, but like.
Speaker 3: If you hell off or what all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: You know, great band, great band, even worse neighbors.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, sure I know, Yeah, I know. Abbreviations.
Speaker 2: I guess theyre shorthand Internet shorthand a literator not a literation.
Speaker 3: But yeah, those you you crushed. And I was like,
Speaker 3: how are they getting these?
Speaker 2: Yes, I got, I got the very first answer, and
Speaker 2: I think everybody's fucking heart just dropped.
Speaker 6: They're like, oh shit.
Speaker 3: You have people shook.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 5: But but by the way, by the way, Robin Thd
Speaker 5: is that her name? Yeah, yes, okay, way smarter than
Speaker 5: you guys do. Truly very smart person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I think they're rolling out her credentials. Didn't
Speaker 2: she like write speeches with Michelle Obama? And then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, I'm just from like Orange she.
Speaker 3: Wrote for the White I think she wrote jokes White.
Speaker 6: Well, I went to occ which.
Speaker 4: Is just a comedian's gig, and yeah, they ain't inviting me.
Speaker 4: But I feel if you applied yourself, you can go farther.
Speaker 3: Funny, but I don't even I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't think I could.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is the low t talking.
Speaker 3: I think if you started by writing a joke down,
Speaker 3: that's that's the start. You have to have written us down.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: If you write things, then the things become more things
Speaker 5: and then people find out you wrote the things.
Speaker 4: And Okay, but I.
Speaker 3: Do like the idea of Blake rolling up to the
Speaker 3: writers and like this. So I kind of just like
Speaker 3: kind of say stuff.
Speaker 4: But like I'm sort of a vibe guy.
Speaker 3: If someone else wants if you feel like you could
Speaker 3: write my.
Speaker 6: Vibe downe me out.
Speaker 5: So Robin thid fucking crust sure, a killer and total
Speaker 5: I think they say at.
Speaker 4: The end, she didn't miss one.
Speaker 6: She didn't miss one.
Speaker 4: She batted one thousand. Uh yeah. But you, she was
Speaker 4: were way funnier. You were the most charismatic. I liked
Speaker 4: watching you the best. I'll say that you weren't the
Speaker 4: best at the game as well. If the gameplay goes
Speaker 4: you were maybe the worst.
Speaker 3: Yes, but no, no, no, no no, no.
Speaker 5: Strategy wise, strategy wise because because those first two you
Speaker 5: got three daily doubles I did, which, by the way,
Speaker 5: that's a ticket to winning, to winning. Yes, and then
Speaker 5: you would have went to the quarterfinals and Blake. Nothing
Speaker 5: would have made me happier for you to advance in
Speaker 5: Celebrity Jeopardy and then I have to put you on
Speaker 5: a pedestal as one of my smartest friends. Right and
Speaker 5: now I don't have to do that, and that feels
Speaker 5: better for me. But I I wish I kind of
Speaker 5: wish I could and I would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it would have changed the complete narrative
Speaker 2: of our friendship.
Speaker 5: My yeah, it would. It would have changed everything. But
Speaker 5: instilled some confidence.
Speaker 3: So he did some work. Though he did didn't work.
Speaker 3: But the ones you didn't get a personal they were
Speaker 3: like almost as if I wrote them for you, and
Speaker 3: it crushed my soul.
Speaker 6: I almost thought.
Speaker 2: As I was there, I was like, maybe they thought
Speaker 2: DERs was going to do it, and then you didn't
Speaker 2: and then and then I took your spot because they
Speaker 2: were almost geared towards you even the final Well, did
Speaker 2: you see.
Speaker 5: Dude, did you see the workout one? The fact that
Speaker 5: you didn't get all of those two?
Speaker 3: What was the workout ones? What's one? Question? From that?
Speaker 5: It was called like working it out and it was
Speaker 5: like an elliptical and it was high in intensity interval training.
Speaker 6: Yes, uh and Adam, I I I knew these things,
Speaker 6: do you?
Speaker 3: Guys?
Speaker 6: The buzzer is half the battle, bro.
Speaker 3: He's saying your name before the sentence, so you know that.
Speaker 6: But the news flash, people.
Speaker 2: In Jeopardy, the buzzer, the buzzer is half the battle.
Speaker 6: It really really about that.
Speaker 3: Because you just got to like you're.
Speaker 2: Doing no you think because hey, man, I grew up
Speaker 2: playing tech in my I got fast joystick fingers like,
Speaker 2: I'm good there.
Speaker 6: I am definitely king that that is our guy.
Speaker 2: But the thing is is when they're asking the question.
Speaker 2: After Ken has completed the question, the frame around the
Speaker 2: board lights up.
Speaker 6: That is your signal to go.
Speaker 2: If you hit your button before that ship lights up,
Speaker 2: you actually get locked out for like three seconds, so.
Speaker 4: Then you're fucked.
Speaker 6: Then you're fucked. So you're totally fucked.
Speaker 4: So you were bad at that.
Speaker 5: So you're saying Robin was just better at following basic
Speaker 5: directions or.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, she sometimes she was just faster. We
Speaker 6: have to give her that.
Speaker 2: She has a lightning thumb, she has a quick wit,
Speaker 2: she's smart, she's a toll package.
Speaker 4: Guys. Okay, hey, I'm saying she was. She was great
Speaker 4: on the show. Yeah, you were funnier. You were funnier.
Speaker 4: It is a celebrity, you know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're there to entertain, That's what it's about. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I think I won the heart of the audience. You know,
Speaker 6: you won my heart. Man, you're a stud up there.
Speaker 6: Thank you, man. I really appreciate that.
Speaker 2: But with that said, I don't know, because the winner
Speaker 2: goes on to the next round, I'm not sure who
Speaker 2: takes it all home. I would I would say Robin's
Speaker 2: gonna do it.
Speaker 3: Also, I mean, Blake, you can always be like, I'm
Speaker 3: real busy anyway, I don't have time to be like
Speaker 3: going back.
Speaker 6: And oh wow, that's yeah.
Speaker 4: Actually it's not a good link.
Speaker 2: You should have dropped that at the end if I want.
Speaker 2: If I was just like, yeah, actually I can't go
Speaker 2: to the next round.
Speaker 4: I gotta go.
Speaker 3: It only worse.
Speaker 5: I like how much you were talking in between, like
Speaker 5: they're asking questions and before someone can answer, you're spouting
Speaker 5: off about something. Because in actual Jeopardy they would have said, like,
Speaker 5: you cannot, sir, You're like because it would be hard
Speaker 5: to concentrate if because Blake's just saying shit.
Speaker 4: Which is very very funny. Dude. I was liking it.
Speaker 5: I was like this, guys, I was intoxicated because you
Speaker 5: talked more during that episode of television.
Speaker 4: Uh, the game show.
Speaker 5: Where there's questions, there's answers, and you're talking more in
Speaker 5: between than you have on some live podcast that we've done.
Speaker 3: I think he needs the spotlight.
Speaker 2: Hey, I feel at home on the Jeopardy stage. I
Speaker 2: kind of felt like sort of an alpha dog there.
Speaker 2: But I was you did where did they film? Where
Speaker 2: did they film that on the Fox lot?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: Shit, yeah, got already forgot cool. Yeah, well it's all
Speaker 6: the blur good lot.
Speaker 4: Good great.
Speaker 3: That's a great lot to just walk around and dream about.
Speaker 6: Your feel great. I don't think it was the Fox lot, actually, dude.
Speaker 5: I remember the first time I was invited on the
Speaker 5: Fox lot. I met some sony. It was after the
Speaker 5: Montreal Comedy Festival and they just sort of invite all
Speaker 5: the new faces to to the different studios just to
Speaker 5: meet them. And I was invited to Fox to meet
Speaker 5: some executive and I was just trying to make conversation,
Speaker 5: but I came off sounding like such an asshole.
Speaker 4: I was like, dude, I was like, yeah, walked around
Speaker 4: a little bit. This is you know, I've been to
Speaker 4: most of the lots now and I'd say this is
Speaker 4: my favorite lot, so I'd love to work on this lot.
Speaker 4: And they're like, oh.
Speaker 3: Okay, having having been to zero lots, having been to
Speaker 3: zero lot, No, I.
Speaker 5: Think I've been to like two other lots at this
Speaker 5: but this was like yeah uh. And the Universal Studio
Speaker 5: was not invited back for years, Holly, what Fox, that's
Speaker 5: the one that has all like the cool like just yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: it has like Napoleon dynamite statue, and then like the.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 4: We shot the Modern Family there, Durors worked on bones there,
Speaker 4: driving a little around. Wow, Holly, whoa.
Speaker 3: I like my life now. I've done a lot of
Speaker 3: things that I've wanted to do, but being twenty four
Speaker 3: and driving a golf cart around a movie studio.
Speaker 4: A lot that's bin nothing.
Speaker 3: I mean, it doesn't get better.
Speaker 6: That's fucking baling, bro, that's the top.
Speaker 3: It was the best. What do you got there, Adam?
Speaker 6: Oh, don't feel free to feel I don't like it.
Speaker 4: Blow right past.
Speaker 2: This and the addiction does not start anytime, dude, Good
Speaker 2: for you, brother, Wait later, man.
Speaker 3: But you represented Blazer.
Speaker 6: Thanks man, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4: It was very proud of you.
Speaker 6: It was very fun.
Speaker 3: Did you know Eric the Red I.
Speaker 5: Leif Erickson, but I said, I was watching with Chloe
Speaker 5: last time on the couch and I go, I go
Speaker 5: leif Erickson, and she goes, what and I'm like, I
Speaker 5: guess I would have.
Speaker 4: Won, And then I didn't know enough to do it.
Speaker 3: Dude, I did not know enough to it that you
Speaker 3: guys told me the other Did you know the Ghostbusters?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I didn't know that one either.
Speaker 3: No one knew that you know the Ghostbusters.
Speaker 2: I did, but in that moment, I was trying to
Speaker 2: think of something funny to write down. So I was
Speaker 2: really really cranking too well, that's why I couldn't Well,
Speaker 2: it was mathematically eliminated. Yeah, if I could take anything back,
Speaker 2: I would have done the math to where when I lost,
Speaker 2: I finished with four hundred and twenty dollars, but math
Speaker 2: basic math.
Speaker 6: I thought of that after and I would have to
Speaker 6: do math.
Speaker 4: For sixty nine.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sixty nine would have been sick perfect.
Speaker 5: So blake the fact that your gameplay was so bad,
Speaker 5: and I don't need to dunk on you because we
Speaker 5: just got down hypen no saying how good.
Speaker 3: No it was he went back.
Speaker 4: But the fact that.
Speaker 5: On the first daily double, when she was already double you,
Speaker 5: so she it looks like she's running away with it,
Speaker 5: and she, yeah, is playing her cards correctly. She knows
Speaker 5: what she's doing. She's not going to just bet at
Speaker 5: all on a whim. Why didn't you then try to
Speaker 5: catch up?
Speaker 3: Well, he tried after, he tried later.
Speaker 4: I tried later. He doubled the very last one.
Speaker 5: He got three daily doubles on the last one he
Speaker 5: finally tried, And that was on the hardest question.
Speaker 4: That was on like a fifteen point question.
Speaker 3: He could have done checkers, not just come on.
Speaker 6: Look.
Speaker 3: Look.
Speaker 2: The the second daily double I got was like the
Speaker 2: category was like two things or whatever, and it could
Speaker 2: it was so wide open that I.
Speaker 3: Was gonna throw.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 2: The first one was such a layup question. I'm yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the one. Yes, that was my lane right there.
Speaker 2: But come on again. In preparation for the show, I
Speaker 2: like studied, you know, I watched episodes, but I never
Speaker 2: truly like thought about the strategy of the daily doubles.
Speaker 2: And that was the huge ara in my game. So
Speaker 2: every time it happened. I I panic, Blake.
Speaker 4: I think that's that's the only part of the game.
Speaker 6: That's the only part of the game.
Speaker 4: I know you and I.
Speaker 3: Would I wouldn't. I wouldn't strategize either. I would just
Speaker 3: go go big because it's.
Speaker 6: Just go all in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one thousand kids, and they think I'm crazy, They're like,
Speaker 3: what are you doing, You're an idiot. I go like,
Speaker 3: fuck it, no guts, no glory, and I usually lose,
Speaker 3: but like when I do win, they're like, my dad
Speaker 3: is Marrel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I imagine, I imagine I did eventually do
Speaker 2: it at the end and it and it destroyed me
Speaker 2: and it made me lose the game.
Speaker 5: But by the way, second place you just you also lost.
Speaker 5: So A thousand was like what what kind of I
Speaker 5: don't know. And then you said you don't have confidence
Speaker 5: in yourself, and then all I thought was his and
Speaker 5: that I know.
Speaker 2: It was almost it was almost like it was scripted.
Speaker 2: It really it was a really wonderful.
Speaker 5: I was just like this, this guy's low tee. He
Speaker 5: can't even bed on a on a game show. That
Speaker 5: it means nothing. You're not keeping this money at all.
Speaker 5: Oh no, it's going to the turtles. It's gonna go
Speaker 5: to the turtles.
Speaker 4: Turtle power Turtle. I loved your joke about you saying
Speaker 4: that you're you owe the turtles money now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, thank you, even though that's the whole
Speaker 3: concept is that you do you do give give, as
Speaker 3: opposed to like the turtles are gonna have to pay
Speaker 3: you now. Anyway, I'm not going to get into like
Speaker 3: the nuance of how the jokes.
Speaker 2: Listen, Here's one thing, guys, have you noticed that now
Speaker 2: there is there is a trivia Jeopardy where there's three
Speaker 2: players in the host is Colin Jokes.
Speaker 6: Do you guys maybe want to go on that with me?
Speaker 4: Be a little What is this?
Speaker 2: It's called like, it's not trivia je Geo party. It's no,
Speaker 2: it's still jeopardy, but it's like trivia jeopardy.
Speaker 6: What is trivia Jeopardy not trivia Jeopardy.
Speaker 4: Wow, you're nailing this, but uh no, hold on, the producers,
Speaker 4: let's pick my man up falls. I don't know.
Speaker 5: Uh pop pop, it's called pop culture. Yes, so it's
Speaker 5: Jeopardy presents pop culture or yes.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's pop culture Jeopardy and you get teams of three.
Speaker 2: But it's the same format, like, Okay, I.
Speaker 5: Might I might be able to right pop culture.
Speaker 6: To do it.
Speaker 3: Hosted by Collins Houst.
Speaker 5: Yes, like, so, so you we've established that you are
Speaker 5: the lowest team member of c I Nation.
Speaker 6: Mm hmmm, I I I no t for me?
Speaker 4: Do you win win? Are when? And how are we
Speaker 4: going to set up you getting testosterone treatments? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I mean so that's an option, right. I don't like.
Speaker 2: I don't really I don't really want to, that's my
Speaker 2: I'm not sure I want to. I don't want I
Speaker 2: don't really want to change my body chemistry. I'm not like,
Speaker 2: there's nothing that feels wrong.
Speaker 3: I don't want to change my body chemistry. Coming from
Speaker 3: mister twenty four bud.
Speaker 5: Wiser, Yeah, Blake, you change your body chemistry constantly.
Speaker 4: You're always changing it. You're killing on the days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that seems a little that doesn't happen on
Speaker 2: your two parts. There's no reprecautions to that.
Speaker 4: This taken for.
Speaker 3: Cautions, Well, it sounds like there might be one.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I really don't know that I want to take tea. Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know that I want to do that.
Speaker 5: And do we think that this is the low tea
Speaker 5: talking like those that suffer from low tea don't even
Speaker 5: really It's like when someone's really stupid and they they
Speaker 5: don't know that they're stupid. I feel we're all the
Speaker 5: level of stupid that we know we're stupid in some
Speaker 5: in some way and a lot.
Speaker 4: Good to know.
Speaker 6: It's good to know. It's important to know you're stupid.
Speaker 4: It's good to know.
Speaker 5: Maybe you're so low tee that you don't even realize
Speaker 5: that how much better life is when you have more tea.
Speaker 2: Wellestosterone obviously yes, yes, And now that you guys mentioned it,
Speaker 2: like I have been clocking morning wood now and it
Speaker 2: is happening to me.
Speaker 3: I am so sorry this has been a thing for
Speaker 3: you to be across for you to bear. No, I
Speaker 3: mean because I haven't thought about it at all, Like
Speaker 3: I haven't been like it.
Speaker 6: Hasn't well, you're not being dm constantly.
Speaker 5: When you watched him on Jeopardy and he did not
Speaker 5: have the confidence during the first daily double when he's
Speaker 5: down by half to make a larger bed and he says,
Speaker 5: I don't have the confidence I'm talking about for myself
Speaker 5: having maybe the most to.
Speaker 2: Anders it's constantly being parroted back to me like everybody.
Speaker 2: It's been the source of conversation for the last three weeks.
Speaker 2: Of course it's on my mind now.
Speaker 5: Have people taken you aside and as your mom been like, hey, honey,
Speaker 5: you know that you're perfect the way you are?
Speaker 4: Like, didn't know? Did your girl did? Sam? Was?
Speaker 6: She just like, hey, you don't don't let those guys
Speaker 6: get you down?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, you got enough enough tea for me. Are the
Speaker 3: DMS getting flooded with insults and adding insult to injury?
Speaker 2: Again, it's not to me, It's not an insult. I
Speaker 2: stand by this. I don't let tea define me. I
Speaker 2: like who I am?
Speaker 3: You know I pay. My question is are they sliding
Speaker 3: in the d MS and are trying to kick you
Speaker 3: when you're quote unquote down, which he is because they
Speaker 3: are numbers. Hey, you guys are fucking losers. You don't
Speaker 3: even know your tea. You go take your tea.
Speaker 4: I bet you have no fucking tea. Boys.
Speaker 2: Nice, there are lots of I know, thank you for
Speaker 2: sticking up for me, giant tea man.
Speaker 3: Well, but also like, get a life, not us, We
Speaker 3: have lives. We go around the country testing our testoster.
Speaker 5: That's our lives and bringing it up in front of
Speaker 5: professional athletes.
Speaker 4: Yahy, didn't you cry about it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I mean there's plenty of people who who won't
Speaker 2: drop it, but I mean it's it's the it's the
Speaker 2: bit that is keeps on bitten and I like it.
Speaker 2: We are having fun with it. But there's also very
Speaker 2: nice people who are, you know, justifying that it's not.
Speaker 5: That low I bet low t enation, all the low
Speaker 5: tea friends and family of the podcast, they they support you.
Speaker 5: They are crochete you blankets to keep warm. You guys
Speaker 5: have a lot of crocheted blankets. Because I'm sure you ship.
Speaker 3: Would like a what a leaked dick pic? Help your coseboys?
Speaker 2: I think a yeah, like just a straight up freaking
Speaker 2: sex tape?
Speaker 6: Bro, what if I all right?
Speaker 4: Drop it?
Speaker 3: Cool ship? Even better save it.
Speaker 4: Save it, save it for the pot.
Speaker 6: Save your sex tape for the pot. That's kind of sight.
Speaker 3: I'll be so so blake.
Speaker 5: You're you're because we have an offer on the table.
Speaker 5: DERs and I are willing to pay. I don't know
Speaker 5: how much it is, I don't know, but whatever it is,
Speaker 5: we're willing to pay.
Speaker 3: And we're hoping to sponsor covers.
Speaker 5: Also, we are also hoping a sponsor reaches out and
Speaker 5: covers a lot of it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Would you do nugenics?
Speaker 6: Was that what Doug Flutie was pushing?
Speaker 3: Yep, Doug Flutey pushes and Frank Thomas he pushes nugenics.
Speaker 4: M h and by the way, he looks great. And
Speaker 4: also he's a slight man like you.
Speaker 6: Okay, well I'm not.
Speaker 3: And I'll tell you what. She'll like it too, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 3: that's what they always say, righty, that's what they always say.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it means.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I really again, I'm I'm there's nothing. I don't feel
Speaker 2: low energy, great, you're glowing.
Speaker 6: I thinks you look high.
Speaker 3: I'll be honest, you look high, tee, thank.
Speaker 5: You honestly if I'm being one uh huh, keep it
Speaker 5: one hundred. We always joke that you are the lowest
Speaker 5: te and it's went back people like Dug in the
Speaker 5: Crates and found like old episodes where we're talking about
Speaker 5: how you're like not horny enough, the one where we're I.
Speaker 3: Think people get get a fucking life.
Speaker 4: Digging in the grates.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I liked it though, but I'm glad that's your life.
Speaker 3: That's mid tea, that's time.
Speaker 6: It's funny. It's funny. It's funny.
Speaker 4: It is funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So we've we've had this, you know, established, so we
Speaker 5: all we everyone picked Blake because having the low ta
Speaker 5: YadA YadA. But I was a little worried, who's gonna
Speaker 5: be me. I'm on a lot of medicine. I'm like,
Speaker 5: maybe that effects the tea.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I've been kind of out of it
Speaker 4: the last couple of years health wise.
Speaker 6: I'm like, your boy might have lost some tea.
Speaker 3: But then it was also brought to our attention that
Speaker 3: you probably have because of the medications that you're on,
Speaker 3: that your tea's probably been boosted.
Speaker 4: I don't think this is I mean, I'm on muscle
Speaker 4: relaxers and painkillers.
Speaker 6: I don't know the stem cells.
Speaker 3: D That was my nickname in high school. Painkiller.
Speaker 6: That's fucking cool.
Speaker 3: And I got arguably the highest tea in the crew.
Speaker 2: Now, hey, whoever gave you that, Yes, that's for whoever
Speaker 2: gave you that nickname.
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, being a three years old roughly three
Speaker 3: years old than you guys, give or take ten years. That.
Speaker 3: I was also like, I probably have the arguably the highest.
Speaker 6: So we're all doubting our two levels. Yeah, but you
Speaker 6: guys also did it earlier in the morning, and I
Speaker 6: did it later in the afternoon, which.
Speaker 2: Which they said should have boosted your tea levels. No,
Speaker 2: earliest is when your tea is the highest.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I wouldn't know, never cared to look it up.
Speaker 3: Didn't need to defend myself at all.
Speaker 2: Well, I have my back against the wall and the
Speaker 2: castle is under attack, right.
Speaker 4: So science, so you're not willing to entertain.
Speaker 2: I am willing to entertain it. I will have to
Speaker 2: look into it a little more. I don't want to
Speaker 2: turn into like some kind of like of course, raged
Speaker 2: out red veiny.
Speaker 4: I like me. You don't want to look like a
Speaker 4: human cock.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't want to look like I don't I
Speaker 6: like who.
Speaker 4: It could be worse, could be worse, could be worse.
Speaker 5: But no, I understand what you're saying. You like those
Speaker 5: old guys who take it roughly honors of age, and
Speaker 5: they take it and then they suddenly they look red
Speaker 5: the touch, You know what I mean? You don't want that.
Speaker 5: You don't want and I don't want.
Speaker 4: That for you.
Speaker 3: Red to the touch? Yeah, and you mean, like what
Speaker 3: was red to the touch? Mean?
Speaker 5: It's a phrase, and I don't think I'm using it correctly.
Speaker 5: It's like when you touch your skin and it's red,
Speaker 5: and then you touch.
Speaker 3: It it's already red, or it's red already.
Speaker 5: It's already red, and then you touch it and you see,
Speaker 5: like the whiteness under that gin.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Right, like the blood is yea too closer to
Speaker 6: the surface.
Speaker 4: It's right there, it's ready to escape.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I like that fresh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it should be white to the touch. Why don't
Speaker 6: you turn blue?
Speaker 3: Right? Because yeh from the touch? Well, yeah, I'm glad
Speaker 3: we got in there, and to should.
Speaker 4: Be white to the touch. But h it seems racist.
Speaker 4: So it's red to the touch arguably more racist.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, it.
Speaker 6: Could be racist?
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe possibly, right, I don't be dug deep.
Speaker 2: Well, Hey, okay, can I pivot a little bit since
Speaker 2: we were talking of that.
Speaker 6: Have you guys ever watched.
Speaker 3: Look at this guy's taking charge?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: I went down with the button. Blake hit us with
Speaker 4: the applause, But.
Speaker 6: I don't have a I don't have them.
Speaker 2: Thing sucks I don't have but go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2: I stayed up till one o'clock last night, watch Nobody
Speaker 2: tells you to go to sleep. Episode after episode after
Speaker 2: episode of My Men. Have you guys ever tuned into
Speaker 2: Beast Games the Mister Beast Show? No?
Speaker 6: And I hate that.
Speaker 2: I'm not proud to be promoting this because I don't
Speaker 2: know much about mister Beast.
Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's he like curious people's
Speaker 3: blindness and stuff.
Speaker 2: You gotta watch the show, dude. It's fucking really good.
Speaker 2: And even when it's not good, it's like bad good.
Speaker 2: So it's just it's just a double whammy.
Speaker 5: I watched I I think I watched like a episode
Speaker 5: and they're kind of just trying to do squid games.
Speaker 6: But real, yes, it starts with like a thousand people.
Speaker 3: But wasn't Beast Games. Wasn't there a Beast Games that
Speaker 3: the Rock hosted?
Speaker 4: That was that was Titan Titan Games? Yes?
Speaker 3: Well wait with swarts not sports slashed a loan. I'm
Speaker 3: like crazy, okay, whatever, Beast mister be scams miss Yes.
Speaker 2: I'm saying like jump in watch episode one and see
Speaker 2: if you're hooked on Netflix or what.
Speaker 6: I think it's on Amazon.
Speaker 3: The user interface I don't really love.
Speaker 5: So I think it is on Netflix. Maybe maybe I'm wrong,
Speaker 5: but Prime, No, they're saying Prime. There's all right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: we're we're checking out.
Speaker 2: Dude, check it out. It's crazy. I couldn't get enough.
Speaker 5: I'm listening uh to this audiobook because I'm but it's
Speaker 5: all about these uh these grandma. I'm so bad with pills.
Speaker 5: I was never a pill head or anything. So what
Speaker 5: are the pills?
Speaker 4: Uh that they come in bars and x so these.
Speaker 3: Adam feels so bad for not being a pill head.
Speaker 4: He's like, I know, I wish I was a pill head.
Speaker 6: It was kind of he really wanted a pill fame.
Speaker 3: I wish I had have you talking Zanni's bro.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why we need Kyle here. That's why we
Speaker 6: need Kyle. He's the poppers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Zany, Zanny bra I don't know.
Speaker 3: If he was no, not really go ahead, Zany, sorry,
Speaker 3: go ahead.
Speaker 6: I think he did purpose that.
Speaker 5: So Xanax yeah, Zandy bar these Xannex dealers in Charleston,
Speaker 5: and they were it's called among the bros.
Speaker 4: It's sick, dude.
Speaker 5: These kids were like eighteen nineteen twenty and they built
Speaker 5: like an empire.
Speaker 4: They were all millionaires. College frat bros.
Speaker 5: Out of the College of Charleston in like two thousand, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen,
Speaker 5: and seventeen, I think. And one of the guys, one
Speaker 5: of uh that I think essentially kind of a snitch
Speaker 5: was went by the nickname Drs Dude Mike. Oh for sure, dude,
Speaker 5: for sure that kid was just the show our friends
Speaker 5: was and he.
Speaker 4: Did and then I released the doors.
Speaker 6: Yeah uh yeah, freehom from Prison.
Speaker 3: Gotta love that.
Speaker 4: And I just I thought that was so funny.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, yeah, for sure, these kids were building
Speaker 5: their drug empire while watching our dumbash.
Speaker 6: Show Workaholics and the background.
Speaker 3: Ken producers pulled that up at all. I mean, I
Speaker 3: imagined his last name was Anderson or Dirkowitz, I don't know, yeah, Orkawitz.
Speaker 4: I'm assuming he was probably just a straight edge guy.
Speaker 5: But by the way, the Charleston look is very much
Speaker 5: in honors Home Look, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, or Home Vic look more Home Vic look
Speaker 3: yeah yeah yeah yeah, the like khakis and the boat
Speaker 3: shoes and like the tucked in pastels.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, what was it, Brooks Brothers.
Speaker 3: It's intense, Yes, Brooks Brothers, pressed in peace. What it's dead,
Speaker 3: it's gone.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, it's an of an era for you.
Speaker 6: Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Everyone there. And I love Charleston. It's awesome.
Speaker 5: And I'm saying everyone, but and that obviously isn't the case,
Speaker 5: but because there's a very cool part of Charleston with
Speaker 5: very cool people.
Speaker 4: But okay, normal esthetic.
Speaker 5: Is either you look like you're about to go golfing,
Speaker 5: you're about to go on a yacht, or you.
Speaker 4: Just got done fishing. That's it.
Speaker 5: I think that would cover eighty percent of people that
Speaker 5: are in Charleston.
Speaker 6: Those are the style.
Speaker 3: It's a look. Yeah, the short khaki shorts and tucked
Speaker 3: in pastel polo look for like fraternity dudes when there's
Speaker 3: like a pack of them all together is intense.
Speaker 4: Yeah is Oh yeah, we saw a lot of that
Speaker 4: in New Orleans.
Speaker 6: I felt we saw a lot of that just this week.
Speaker 5: Uh huh oh yeah, yeah, because you see those frat
Speaker 5: bros up there on the on the balcony.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is that like you're ready for anything like
Speaker 2: golfing or like a casual event.
Speaker 3: I think it just is like an identity of like
Speaker 3: I come from money, or at least I want to
Speaker 3: look like it. And I remember when I was in
Speaker 3: college wanting to look older.
Speaker 6: Right, it's because you're.
Speaker 3: Like trying to look twenty one, so you're trying to
Speaker 3: look a little bit older, so you're wearing like I mean,
Speaker 3: we thought they were like dad shoes, the like coaches.
Speaker 3: That's like a dad move in my mind back in the.
Speaker 6: Day, like like Sperry. Are they called Sperry?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're like bass. My dad rocked basses. His few
Speaker 3: were all fucked up.
Speaker 6: What the mass?
Speaker 3: Bass is a company?
Speaker 6: I gotta check out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So, but I feel like high school kids and college
Speaker 5: kids they just dress how their friends dressed, and weirdly
Speaker 5: in the South, the South, you said.
Speaker 6: South, Like bitch, you said South.
Speaker 5: Though, they dress like how their dad's dressed, right, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Their dad dressed this way, and so they're like, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna dress that way too.
Speaker 6: Yeah, with the with the shades on, like the croaquies
Speaker 6: and stuff. I love that shit.
Speaker 3: We would dress similar. But if you if you had
Speaker 3: a thing that someone else had in your friend group,
Speaker 3: like you if they had at first, you just you
Speaker 3: couldn't wear it when you were all out together. That
Speaker 3: was just kind of a code, right. I remember a
Speaker 3: homie of mine had a pair of thirteen hundred new
Speaker 3: Bounces and I was like, where'd you get those? And
Speaker 3: he's like, well, are you going to get them? And
Speaker 3: I go, I'm gonna get them, and I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: wear them till I go back to college. Common courtesy,
Speaker 3: but I need to know where you got them.
Speaker 6: That's cool. So you just kept him in the box.
Speaker 3: Kept him on the in the box, and then when
Speaker 3: I got to school, I broke him out.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize.
Speaker 5: I thought you only became a shoe dork when you
Speaker 5: that's when.
Speaker 4: You started to make money. But you've always I'm always.
Speaker 3: In a shoe dork. I just didn't have money. But
Speaker 3: I think the real floodgates opened when Workaholics happened and
Speaker 3: Adidas was like, hey, do you want to come in
Speaker 3: the showroom a couple of times a year? And they
Speaker 3: don't whatever, They don't do that for me anymore.
Speaker 2: Damn it.
Speaker 4: The fact that you had that plug, I didn't. I
Speaker 4: never got I never got it.
Speaker 3: It's because you guys. I think guys could have gone.
Speaker 3: But also I did. My character.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my character wore Adidas on the show. Oh that's right,
Speaker 3: that's right, that's like I wore the tracktops. So our
Speaker 3: costume guy Jerry was like, I'll set you up. And
Speaker 3: they've been good.
Speaker 6: To me ever fucky gosh.
Speaker 3: But anyway, yeah, I was always like very specific, you know,
Speaker 3: but like, yeah, then you get some money and you
Speaker 3: get a little carried away. But the matching, the matching
Speaker 3: was like a deal breaker. I remember a homie mine
Speaker 3: in college got the same shoes as me, and I
Speaker 3: was like, what are you doing? Yeah he was like
Speaker 3: what I go No.
Speaker 5: Not okay yet, I mean to me, that doesn't I
Speaker 5: don't care at all about that unless like suddenly.
Speaker 2: Still we would rock like LERG, all the same clothes
Speaker 2: because we're all getting LERG, and we would walk out
Speaker 2: the door in the same exact shirt and you'd be like, cool, dude,
Speaker 2: we match. Dude.
Speaker 4: I like it. I'm like, oh, it's sick.
Speaker 3: By the way, having like a team uniform, going out
Speaker 3: with a bunch of dudes in a specific thing on
Speaker 3: purpose is always a good time.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, hey, man, I like an accidental same shirt.
Speaker 4: No, no, I don't.
Speaker 6: I mean, don't get me, me and my bros.
Speaker 3: I love when you look across the room. But you
Speaker 3: just said accidental. You just said accidental. I don't mind
Speaker 3: being like whoa, But when it's like, hey, check these out,
Speaker 3: I got it.
Speaker 6: We're all we're all wearing our nWo shirts today. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I understand that. Come on, But even a.
Speaker 3: Running even a run in where you you link up
Speaker 3: with somebody they got the same thing, you go, well,
Speaker 3: look at us. But when there's an intentional like hey,
Speaker 3: I got the thing that you got.
Speaker 2: When we're going to the MTV Movie Awards and you
Speaker 2: switch shirts to match me?
Speaker 4: Did I what? No?
Speaker 6: But that would be cool.
Speaker 3: But I thought me and Adam had like similar windbreakers
Speaker 3: somewhere and they were like, did you guys do that
Speaker 3: on purpose?
Speaker 4: And we're like, we're like, we did not hold up?
Speaker 3: And I was fumor No.
Speaker 5: I think that. I think that was the like Guy's
Speaker 5: Choice Awards. You remember that, you know that the battles cool.
Speaker 5: We got to bring those backs, Come on, Trump, bring
Speaker 5: them back.
Speaker 3: I think they go on and they just don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know. No, No, Spike doesn't exist. Spike is gone.
Speaker 6: R ip Spike the greatest network of our time?
Speaker 3: Have I been watching? I don't know, brother, I guess
Speaker 3: I've been watching old. I got like a recording as
Speaker 3: a Spike I can't. I kept because I knew it
Speaker 3: would go away some day. I was like, I got
Speaker 3: to record some hours of this.
Speaker 4: I feel like the best thing about uh Trump being
Speaker 4: president again? Here we go. I bet I bet Spike
Speaker 4: is just here's a second we go. I don't I
Speaker 4: bet Spike's gonna come back?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, no, yeah, And you know what I bet there?
Speaker 5: You know, like the guy who has the rights to
Speaker 5: Spike TV is just in the wings being like, all right,
Speaker 5: fucking any day.
Speaker 2: It's up, big dog, what's up. I've got a proposition
Speaker 2: for you. Let's bring it back channel. For dudes that
Speaker 2: like movies, wasn't that their thing?
Speaker 3: That's what I watched in prison, movies for guys who
Speaker 3: like movies.
Speaker 5: That was T and T Yeah, no, yeah, yes, that
Speaker 5: was movies for guys that like movies.
Speaker 4: Oh really, what was Spike's thing? Wasn't it just like
Speaker 4: whip your cock out?
Speaker 3: Is that what you heard?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Interesting?
Speaker 2: I don't think Spike had a saying I think it
Speaker 2: was just like fucking guy cons of.
Speaker 3: Course it had something.
Speaker 5: But yeah, every every channel, every cable channel needed a thing,
Speaker 5: little stang.
Speaker 3: Yeah we know drama. Wait, blake, what what's this? Mister
Speaker 3: beasts show? Is this American Gladiators? Is this like is
Speaker 3: this like whiplash or not whiplash? What do they call it? Wipeout?
Speaker 3: Is this wipe out? What are we talking about here?
Speaker 6: It's not super physical.
Speaker 2: Actually, it's a lot of like group decision making on
Speaker 2: who gets voted out.
Speaker 3: It's I am so out.
Speaker 2: No, dude, you have to watch it because everybody on
Speaker 2: the show is fucking crazy and it's a thousand people
Speaker 2: and no one seems to be sane. You don't enjoy
Speaker 2: I think you would. You gotta give it a shot.
Speaker 2: You gotta give it a shot.
Speaker 3: But if I don't like it, I'm coming for you.
Speaker 2: Okay, But you also have to watch it as in
Speaker 2: like it's just like crazy to watch the human interaction.
Speaker 6: These people are stole.
Speaker 3: I'll just watch it. I'll just watch it. Just let
Speaker 3: me watch it. How I I'm gonna I'm gonna take it.
Speaker 5: I bet is not gonna like it. I watched two
Speaker 5: episodes of it and if I cause you know how Durs,
Speaker 5: I know how he is. I know, yeah, you know
Speaker 5: how he could be goodbye, And I think I think
Speaker 5: you just seem like I think he would like.
Speaker 3: Here, let me just I'll take my headphones off. You
Speaker 3: guys talk.
Speaker 4: About how I am about.
Speaker 2: Just allow yourself to have some fun, allow yourself to
Speaker 2: just kind of you know, just watch.
Speaker 5: It, don't analyze it, don't break it down. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: just watch it.
Speaker 3: I'll just say this, I'm not a huge fan of
Speaker 3: like strategy shows. I'm not a strategy person. I'm not strategic.
Speaker 3: We've covered this about Jeopardy. I would go big for
Speaker 3: the fuck of it. Uh So, watching like when I
Speaker 3: go to those locking rooms what do they.
Speaker 6: Call where you get locked escape room?
Speaker 3: I just sit down and I watch everyone go crazy,
Speaker 3: and I know I'll be you guys figure it out.
Speaker 3: I don't care. Let's just get out. Let's just get out.
Speaker 3: You guys sort it.
Speaker 6: Out, Well, then you'll never get out.
Speaker 3: You got you gotta help they figure it out. They
Speaker 3: figured it out.
Speaker 6: Wow, Well, then in this in that case, I'm now I'll.
Speaker 2: Be very curious if you even fuck with the show
Speaker 2: a little bit, because I thought it was. It's just
Speaker 2: very of the time, very just interesting, and you never
Speaker 2: you kind of never know what's gonna happen. But also,
Speaker 2: mister Beast is such an interesting dude.
Speaker 3: Okay, now I see what's happening here. You like mister
Speaker 3: Beast all six five of them.
Speaker 6: Dude, I know so little about him. I know so
Speaker 6: little about him.
Speaker 5: I know exactly what you're talking about because weirdly, the
Speaker 5: other day, and I don't know why, because I watched
Speaker 5: those two episodes like a month ago or whenever the
Speaker 5: show first came out.
Speaker 4: It's been a while now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And and just the other day, I was like,
Speaker 5: I never on YouTube, like ever, I never go to YouTube.
Speaker 4: I never watch YouTube videos.
Speaker 5: It's just not a platform that I even look at
Speaker 5: in my every day.
Speaker 4: So I went there and I'm like, what is mister
Speaker 4: Beast about.
Speaker 5: I just learned that he's going to be a billionaire
Speaker 5: think he and he's twenty six years old. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: you're like, holy shit, like what is this kid doing?
Speaker 5: And I go and all of it it's like huge production.
Speaker 5: And I saw this interview where he was saying last year,
Speaker 5: I was on a plane two hundred days out of
Speaker 5: the year and I'm grinding so hard because no one
Speaker 5: else will.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, Okay, you're like killing yourself to for
Speaker 4: fucking YouTube.
Speaker 5: Right what I mean, he's making a fortune and he's young,
Speaker 5: and good for him, and you could quit when he's
Speaker 5: thirty and be done.
Speaker 3: I like how you're like, he can quit. He can
Speaker 3: quit now, totally, totally, he can quit five years ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know what I mean, I'm like, he's
Speaker 5: making so much money at such a young age, like
Speaker 5: you have you don't have a family, you can.
Speaker 3: Just go yeah, but once you hit eight hundred million
Speaker 3: dollars at twenty four.
Speaker 6: You can go.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't think he's there yet. I think his I've
Speaker 5: looked it up. His net worth right now is five
Speaker 5: hundred million.
Speaker 4: But they're saying, like.
Speaker 6: A fucking loser, Yeah, total loser.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he hasn't made a billion yet. That's but loti.
Speaker 4: So I was like, what did he start out at?
Speaker 4: So I went to his YouTube.
Speaker 5: I scrolled all the way down to his first videos
Speaker 5: and it was just him playing like Fortnite and shit
Speaker 5: and just talking and talking over it.
Speaker 6: He was just like a twitch. That's a lot of
Speaker 6: these guys start it's crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then he would post all the time, and
Speaker 5: then he started you could tell he was obsessed about
Speaker 5: the monetization of You could tell I had a hard
Speaker 5: time saying that word monetization of YouTube, because he was
Speaker 5: talking about like what other YouTubers make based on what
Speaker 5: and what he makes in comparison, which was like I
Speaker 5: made thirteen dollars this month on.
Speaker 3: YouTube's just a number of crimes.
Speaker 2: And now that well, that's exactly that is actually what
Speaker 2: the show is about. It's just kind of like everything
Speaker 2: is like we're giving away five million dollars. It's the
Speaker 2: most amount of money that's ever been given away, and
Speaker 2: you're presented with times when you can betray people for money.
Speaker 2: So it's all based on just what people will do
Speaker 2: for money.
Speaker 6: Yikes, we're still going to watch it. It's weird, but
Speaker 6: it's a fucking wild dude. I like it.
Speaker 2: It's it's kind of cringe, it's kind of cool cram
Speaker 2: and it keeps you on the hook.
Speaker 4: Skibbity Charlotte Ohio.
Speaker 3: I remember seeing an interview where he was like trying
Speaker 3: to get his shows translated into as many languages as
Speaker 3: possible because like then his reach is that much further,
Speaker 3: and he's like, you know, I pay this person X
Speaker 3: amount of dollars per year, but then I'm seeing like
Speaker 3: ten thousand x of what I pay them as opposed
Speaker 3: to what I make for getting like all these people
Speaker 3: in the Philippines to watch my shows now. And I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, Bud.
Speaker 4: I'm still gonna send it for him.
Speaker 5: I wish, I wish we had one guy in our
Speaker 5: court that correct could even think that way.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 5: Isaac is who knows where he's at.
Speaker 4: I'm listening. Did you guys talk about Blake slow Ti yet? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah we did.
Speaker 3: We covered covered it Getting Radical, Yeah yeah, we covered it. No.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's it is its own skill set that
Speaker 3: I applaud. But I'm I'm also like to what and
Speaker 3: I love the work he does outside of it, where
Speaker 3: he's like, hey, I went to so and so and
Speaker 3: like all these blind people showed up and I got
Speaker 3: them eye surgery and now they can see that shit's unreal.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's wild.
Speaker 2: But also he he has he's like, doesn't really have
Speaker 2: a personality. It's just like always smiling. It's like it's weird, dude.
Speaker 2: It's like the joker has a fucking game.
Speaker 6: It's weird.
Speaker 3: You know, the Joker's got a person out. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's not like the most like super He's not
Speaker 5: like a super charismatic guy. It's not like he's like
Speaker 5: wanted to be a host and then figured out a
Speaker 5: way to do it online.
Speaker 6: It's just yeah, it's it is strange.
Speaker 3: But have you ever watched his show.
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 3: I've watched him the reality show stuff where it's like, Okay,
Speaker 3: we're in here and they said the house was haunted.
Speaker 3: We're gonna find out, and it's like super vanilla perfect
Speaker 3: for like an eight year old to watch twenty episodes
Speaker 3: in a row of and and you're good to go.
Speaker 3: And that's kind of his whole thing is he's got
Speaker 3: that kind of like good clean whatever that all the
Speaker 3: kids are watching.
Speaker 2: But also like the games that they came up with.
Speaker 2: I don't know who came up with the games, if
Speaker 2: it was him and his team. Like some of the games,
Speaker 2: they're like they're just really good. They're good puzzles.
Speaker 3: Imagine you had five hundred million dollars and you're giving
Speaker 3: away five You hire people to come up with these games, Blake,
Speaker 3: that's television production.
Speaker 4: You hire the best, the best, uh production team?
Speaker 6: Well, whoever they are are, they're good. They are good.
Speaker 3: I mean I think as the idea could.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you gotta watch it, bro.
Speaker 5: The part about about watching this show is just thinking
Speaker 5: of all the seven year olds who are watching it.
Speaker 4: Going, oh yeah, mister beast.
Speaker 2: Beast burger, my feastibles, my beastable feastible.
Speaker 4: Dude, I love being.
Speaker 6: A freaking dad.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 5: Uh well, any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams here?
Speaker 3: Boys, it seems like Blake's already done an epic slam
Speaker 3: saying he has no personality.
Speaker 6: Dude, he's he's.
Speaker 2: I know, he's interesting, man, he's it. I can't figure
Speaker 2: him out. I want to figure him out.
Speaker 3: You want to know his takes? What are his takes?
Speaker 2: Or maybe maybe I just want to leave him be
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe it's.
Speaker 4: Better that way. Well yeah, no, you're right. It's like this,
Speaker 4: these Internet.
Speaker 5: People that that's where they live, that's their their their
Speaker 5: laying and like a lot of them, they seem like
Speaker 5: they're treading. And I don't know mister beast that well,
Speaker 5: so I don't know if he does this, but you
Speaker 5: they're treading. They're treading other people's material, like like all
Speaker 5: the internet comedians that do like little sketches. You're like, oh,
Speaker 5: that's someone's joke that you turn into a sketch, and
Speaker 5: you're just treading over old material. And then but the
Speaker 5: but these little kids that are watching have no idea,
Speaker 5: so they're just like yeah, And I don't know if
Speaker 5: they're doing that on purpose or they just like are
Speaker 5: one of those people that aren't funny themselves, so they
Speaker 5: just yeah, that's a lot of that. It's almost like
Speaker 5: repeating like a movie quote. You know, when someone's too
Speaker 5: good at repeating movie quotes and you're like, okay, well
Speaker 5: you don't have anything original and funny to say yourself,
Speaker 5: Like it's okay to know some movie quotes, obviously.
Speaker 3: But this is being on any sports team. It's you
Speaker 3: just hanging out a bunch of guys who are quoting movies.
Speaker 6: It's the best.
Speaker 3: I'm looking for unsuspecting people to beat up. Yeah, well no.
Speaker 3: In New Orleans, Blake and I talked to some guy.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna get specific, but what was interesting was
Speaker 3: that like he was he was like a ninety followers
Speaker 3: or something absurd on TikTok Damns and He's like, but
Speaker 3: I can't take a day off. Man, I've been doing
Speaker 3: this for like a decade. I can't take a day off.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, yes, you can. Nobody like you can.
Speaker 3: You can take a day off. That's the crazy thing
Speaker 3: about like, let's say old media versus new media, Like
Speaker 3: we can take a moment off on like projects and
Speaker 3: like come back and pop up in something. No one cares.
Speaker 3: People go, whoa, oh shit, my guy he's back. No
Speaker 3: one goes, I haven't seen him in six months. No
Speaker 3: fucking way, I'm gonna watch this dead.
Speaker 5: To me, it's very Yeah, you got to keep feeding
Speaker 5: the algorithm so it keeps pushing people to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how you get a lot of followers. That's
Speaker 2: the new game. That's the new game. Content it is.
Speaker 5: It is much grosser. But uh and by the way,
Speaker 5: I've had it, and I wonder if they were fans.
Speaker 5: I think of the podcast. Multiple people at the super
Speaker 5: Bowl said I love your content, and oh and I
Speaker 5: don't know, because I've said I hate that. I said
Speaker 5: how much I at that on the podcast. But we've
Speaker 5: done a lot of these podcasts.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think sometimes it's I don't know if.
Speaker 5: They sometimes it's tongue in cheek and other times, like
Speaker 5: the person that's saying it to me, I'm like, you're
Speaker 5: being sincere, and I hate that. It's a I love
Speaker 5: your content.
Speaker 3: I think they're young. If they're young enough, dude, that's
Speaker 3: what they're saying.
Speaker 6: I'm an artist. Yeah, I'm an artist.
Speaker 3: I'm at and it covers the whole gamut, like across
Speaker 3: the board, all your shows, your podcast, your movies, your content.
Speaker 6: Well, I love all our content. We do together, guys,
Speaker 6: thank you for hot content.
Speaker 3: You're content with our content.
Speaker 5: My burglary a burglary, Uh keeps going off.
Speaker 4: I have to go. That's not good. Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 3: I have to go.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well that was another episod