WEBVTT - Episode 115: Bad Larry Plays Cornhole 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.520 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:22.160 You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.319 And now join my bad Larry, Shay and Irving and 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:26.759 Dylan the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.880 I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.480 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:35.920 All right, everybody's back. Hello, Dan, Hey bad Larry, Dylan's here, 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:39.720 Shay's here. Ray is back. Now. Let me just start 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:41.800 with Ray here for a moment, because Ray had a 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:45.360 problem over the weekend. He went to a service last week, 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:51.880 went to a funeral and he went up to get communed. Well, 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:53.159 he's not supposed to have a community. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:54.000 Nope, nope. 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:56.840 And you went up and you received the body of 0:00:56.880 --> 0:01:02.680 Christ without permission, Like you're not supposed to do that. Yeah. 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:05.160 I had no idea. I was just kind of following 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:07.480 along with what everyone was doing with all the hands 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:08.880 stuff and everything. 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:09.679 And make a great Catholic. 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:11.480 And I just went up there and I took it. 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:15.320 And then afterwards I was like texting Dylan and Eric 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:17.040 the big German and they're like, you shouldn't have to 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:19.360 take that. You're probably going to hell. Now. I did 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:22.000 some research and it seems like they might be correct. 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:23.959 You're supposed to put your arms in an X when 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:26.200 they come to you if you're living in sin. And 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:28.240 you're living in sin, you're fornicating right now. 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:32.319 There was also like, there's also like seventy people there 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:34.039 and I would have been the only one to do 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:35.280 good as Brian X. 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:37.440 So what dude, Jesus would have seen that? 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:37.800 Now? 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:38.679 Can I repent? 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:43.640 No, you're doing Shaye has a close friendship with Jesus. 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:47.080 Amen. Yes, and he'll tell me exactly what I need 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:50.000 to get later on my nightly prayers. 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:52.920 A Canaanable type relationship, I think. 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:54.560 I remember I was at a Catholic wedding and I 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:56.840 did that once because I was fornicating and the priest 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:58.480 got so mad. I put my ex up and he 0:01:58.600 --> 0:02:00.880 was like, what in the world are you doing. I 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:03.480 was like, I'm living in sand, father, and that was it. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:04.720 He was so mad. 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:07.800 When's the last time you went to a confessional, bad Larry, 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:09.400 when's the last time you went to confession? 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:15.440 Oh, confession has been a long time Dan, probably fifteen years, 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:17.800 but yeah, twenty five years. 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:22.240 You haven't done anything really like you, you and your 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:24.040 wife and your sister in law. 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:26.160 That ain't sen. 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:30.080 I have nothing to confess. 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:32.080 Okay, Dylan, what about you? 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:34.799 Never in my life, Dan, I haven't spent a ton 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:37.560 of time in churches except for funerals and weddings. 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:38.800 What about yu? 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:39.000 Shit? 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:41.320 Never. The only way to the fathers through the son. 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:45.360 You don't use a priest as a conduit. I'm a Protestant, Danny. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:46.080 We're going to heaven. 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:50.880 Okay. It's been a long time since I've gone to 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:55.080 the confessional, like childhood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean after 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:57.320 a while, I went, wait, this is weird. 0:02:58.440 --> 0:02:59.040 It's goofy. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:01.840 I can see the priest and he can see me, 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:05.320 So he's going to hold this over my head the 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:09.080 rest of my life. One. Yeah, that guy's had impure thoughts. 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:11.800 Yes, Marvin, what about taxi cab confessions? 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:15.200 Oh that's what you know what working girl confessions. They 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:19.040 can pull stories out of me. They're like therapists, but naked. 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:23.560 Says the priest too. 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:31.079 Watch that. Let's recap from last week. God shay, you're terrible. 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:33.920 Ah yeah, it's really getting right in the corn hold, Danny. 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:37.080 It was you lost three units. Your money is sixteen. Dylan, 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:40.120 you won three and a half and your money is eighteen. 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.680 Bad Larry won a half a unit. He's up two units, 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:45.920 So congratulations there bad. 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:49.560 Lairy hanging in there. Yeah, I got to add one thing. 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:52.080 I got to add one thing to my picks. Right 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:54.840 before Marvin called me, a buddy of mine called in. 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:57.960 He's given them the one horse in the third race 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:00.640 at Aqueduct. You know, if you go on a site, 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:03.080 you might have to be bellm on a spell my Aqueduct, 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:06.400 but uh, probably a two o'clock start. You guys, throw 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:07.720 a little money on the one horse. 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:10.000 Okay, so it's third pray straight. 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:12.280 I want one unit on it, okay on the show. 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:13.400 What's the name of the horse? 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:17.480 I don't even know it. It's like I can look 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:19.320 it up. It's like rat with It's like a six 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:21.560 lettered name. It's the one horse, it's the favor. It's 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:22.880 probably going to go off at even money. 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:23.279 Okay. 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:26.000 Ray is looking at that right now, so we'll get back. 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:26.320 To you on that. 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:29.160 Okay. I want one unit on a toe, all right? 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:32.960 Nobody bet on the Ryan Garcia fight Oh my god. 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:35.200 You see you failed the drug test too, Yeah, son 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:35.720 of a gun. 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:39.119 Yeah, after bet so. Actually, there's an interesting thing. He 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:41.480 bet what two million on himself and one like twelve million. 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:45.000 How does that work with the like obviously if he 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:47.479 get test like the be test is positive, they stripped 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:48.040 the wind. 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:50.560 Yeah, it wasn't even a title fight. It wasn't because 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:51.280 he didn't make weight. 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:51.720 Yeah. 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:53.520 Yeah, he was like three pounds over. 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:57.280 Yeah, he was drinking a beer. Dude, he went fucking crazy, 0:04:57.720 --> 0:05:01.640 or pretended he went crazy. Odds went against him. Then 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:06.440 he bet on himself one handedly juiced, and now he's 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:07.440 failing tests. 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:09.240 Well like that twelve million dollars. 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:12.640 That's like, if he actually fails that second test, the 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:15.719 casino is probably gonna come a knock in, I would imagine. 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:20.200 I would think, why don't you just let boxers do steroids? 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:20.880 Totally agree? 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:24.360 I mean, yeah, it's just you. I mean they're doing 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:26.320 it in just go yeah, just go ahead, go on 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:29.360 in there. Uh, let's see anything else he was a 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:32.280 uh I mean that was plus six hundred. I mean 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:35.440 that's that's a big upset. Anything worth recapping, Larry any 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:36.880 victory laps you want to take. 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:40.680 I think I won a couple of my series bets already. 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:42.760 I know Ray hasn't given us credit for them yet. 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:45.040 I guess he calls it off till all the series 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:45.400 are over. 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:47.320 I don't know. I can ask Ray. 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:47.640 Ray. 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:50.960 As of right now, you just have the Nuggets, which 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:54.120 were minus three tens, so congratulations. 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:55.240 That's not a big win. Layer. 0:05:57.760 --> 0:05:59.640 The Nugget beat. All the other ones weren't over yet. 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:00.920 I didn't. I didn't have the Celtics. 0:06:02.120 --> 0:06:04.000 You did not have the Celtics. You have the Knicks 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:06.520 to beat the Sixers and the MAVs to beat the Clippers. 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:09.200 Why do we every week have to tell you what you. 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:13.920 I write them down. I'm not even writing them down anymore, Dan, 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:15.640 I just text them on my phone when I sent 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:19.200 them to Ray. So I remember what I picked today, 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:21.680 But next week I won't remember. When that one horse 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:23.680 wins the third, I won't remember it. 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:28.719 Okay, So Larry won a couple. He's doing pretty well. Shay, 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:29.679 that's bad. 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:32.239 I'll turn around. Danny his baseball. 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:35.679 Okay, Dylan, you actually did Okay? 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:40.440 Actually, yeah, my hail Mary heat to win the series 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:42.840 against the Celtics at plus one thousand did not pan. 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:43.800 It did not. 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:45.920 It did not, but Dan big one of the week 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:49.080 calls across thousand money line versus Delaware plus one hundred. 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:53.719 Who saw that one coming? Ten? No, buddy, Yeah, I'll 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:55.480 take what I can get it this way. Yeah. 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:59.800 Fucking Lakers, by the way, Jesus Christ, I suck bombs. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:04.040 Yeah yeah, all right, So Larry bets this week? Do 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:05.880 you want us to tell you what you bet? 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:09.279 I let's go over what I remember and then we'll 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:11.200 go from there. I want, I know, I bet the 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:13.760 Knicks for the first ten points, first one of ten. 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:15.200 Yes. 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.920 Oh, I have a baseball game this afternoon. You have 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.080 the US at one o'clock. 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:23.640 Yeah, I want to yeah, yeah, all right, that's minus 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:25.440 one ten against the Cubs. 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:29.360 Okay, I have the Knicks tonight. 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:34.640 You have the next plus three okay. 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:36.480 And I have the Do I have had the under 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:37.080 in that Nick game? 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:38.800 You have the first half under? 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:39.960 First half under? 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:44.480 That's exactly right, one two and a half. I like that? 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:47.000 Are they all that I put in so far? 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:47.520 Uh? 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:50.840 Joe llenb points and rebounds? Oh yeah, forty one and 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:51.239 a half. 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:56.640 I'm thirty one and a half. Forty one, forty one 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:59.720 and a half thirty three and thirteen. Yeah, I'm good 0:07:59.720 --> 0:07:59.960 with that. 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:04.160 So that means I think it's points horse thirty one 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:06.360 and a half and then like ten and a half rebounds. 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:09.280 That's what the individual numbers are. So you've you've got that, 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:11.760 and then you you have the horse at Aqueduct. Did 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:12.560 we find who that is? 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:12.800 Ray? 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:15.800 Yeah? You said race three, right, Larry. 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:20.120 Yes, race three and the one horse Rottney. Yeah, that's it. 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:23.560 Okay, yeah, seven to five all right, so you got 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:29.200 one unit on the yep, all right. And then Kentucky Derby, Oh. 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:31.280 I did uh, I know they changed their numbers on me. 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:33.520 But it's a two four to ten exact of box 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:37.240 right now. But last last year we didn't pay out 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:38.839 on the Derby, so I'm assuming we're going to put 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:41.080 that off to the side or I still have like 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:43.400 seventeen units over there somewhere. 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:48.800 There we go, they're in the trash. Okay, all right, 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:53.599 So that's uh, you've got the exact a box right, okay. 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:56.880 For it was two four eleven, but uh, some horse 0:08:57.200 --> 0:08:59.000 backed out and they added the new horse to the 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:02.000 twenty spot and those middle numbers moved up once. So 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:03.640 it's a two four to ten exact of boxing. 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:06.200 All right, we have that. Uh shay, you're up next, 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:10.480 all right? Uh Basketball, the Association, I got the over. 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:14.040 It's two hundred point five now yeah, one nine yesterday, 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:17.880 Well that's yesterday. I'm just saying it's moving Nick seventy 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:21.440 six ers over two hundred and a half. Baseball, I 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:24.600 got the Balmer Orioles versus the Yankees, but I got 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:26.920 Balmer plus one hundred. I got the over in that 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:29.880 game nine. I got the Cleveland name not to be 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:35.200 mentioned plus one fifteen against the Astros San Francisco Boston 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:38.559 under nine and a half and then the Texas Nationals 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:43.200 over eight. Oh, golf, Danny, I got a parlay. Oh 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:47.040 my god, I'm crawling. Well, it's golf and it's a parlay. 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:49.439 What could go wrong? I don't think I won a 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:53.040 golf betting, like, yeah, not a single one. I can 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:56.400 pretty much guarantee somebody's gonna take Sea Wu Kim in 0:09:56.440 --> 0:09:58.760 this room. Is that you? 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:00.960 No, I'm sung Jay all Sunday. 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:02.080 It is not. 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:05.440 He actually just won something in my career. I think, 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:07.199 oh okay, but I didn't bet it. 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:13.600 Top twenty parlay. I got Jordan Speeth. God, zero plus 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:14.640 three sixty six. 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:21.280 I'm do Danny, that's losing. Yeah, okay, Dylan, what do 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:22.040 you have? All right? 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:24.560 Dan, I'll start with the derby. We actually got at 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:27.120 inside tip on the show today. 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:30.520 Yeah, Cadillac in Arkansas called Yep. And when a man 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:33.520 named Cadillac gives you a betting tip, you take it. Now. 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:38.120 I guess he's somebody in his family tree has a horse, 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:41.840 Honor Marie. Yeah, and twenty to one. Twenty to one, 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:49.560 so you're taking to win? Oh, okay, and then any 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:51.080 any other couple more. 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:51.480 Okay. 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:54.640 I'm also taking Track Phantom to win at twenty to one, 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:58.160 and I got a couple of trifectas straight up not boxed. 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:02.760 Uh first one one Hono Marie, two door Knock and 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:05.959 three Track Phantom. And then the second trifect I got 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:09.280 one door Knock, two Fierceness who is the favorite, and 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:14.040 three Forever Young. And then also golf Dan because I'm 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:17.920 a slow learner, like my counterpart over here, Keith Mitchell 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:21.959 Kashmir Keith top ten plus four fifty and Hayden Buckley 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:23.640 top ten plus thirty five hundred. 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:24.760 Great lax name by the. 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:28.960 Way, Hayden. Oh yeah, Hayden Buckley the third exactly right. 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:30.600 They call him Trig. 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:34.280 And then you got hockey. 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:37.320 Uh yeah, I got a series bet my Rangers to 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:39.720 beat the Hurricanes plus one forty. 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:42.200 They usually have trouble with them, but this is a 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:45.679 different Rangers team. Dan, Okay, yes, Marvin. 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.760 Sorry, did you guys just see that the Rangers or 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:52.360 the Hurricanes said they're only selling tickets to people in 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:53.160 North Carolina? 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:55.240 Yeah, just so you're doing it by zip code? 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:58.680 Yeah, yep. They don't want to repeat of what happened 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:00.000 with the sixers in the Knicks. 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:02.160 How well can that work? 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:03.400 Are you monitor? 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:05.840 Also, the funny thing is about North Carolina and like 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:08.280 Atlanta places like that. There's full of. 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:11.920 New Yorkers here. Yeah, absolutely those since the pandemic. 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:15.320 Yeah sure, Charlotte in Atlanta was a bunch of people 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:15.880 from New York. 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:19.400 Well, we fucking gave them the Hurricanes well heart hard. 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:25.959 Yeah only d d dun dum du dun du. The 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:29.760 mall at Hartford, Yeah, I was there last last game. 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:35.080 You were How depressing was it Wasn't It was like 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:38.320 a wake? No, no, no, it was kind of a 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:43.439 celebratory wake. Everybody. Everybody knew you were dying, but we 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:45.120 were celebrating you dying. 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:46.880 Yeah, that's my favorite. 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:48.520 That the best. Yeah. 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:49.040 Yeah. 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:52.680 I took my son to see the Whale the last 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.960 game he's He was like, why are they given all 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:59.840 their gear away? 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:59.920 There? 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:03.480 Not gonna need it where they're going anything else there do? 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:04.040 Yep? 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:06.360 I got a little NBA parlay tonight. 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:06.560 Oh. 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:10.520 I did run into the Whaler's owner at a Jim 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:11.800 Valvano golf tournament. 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:12.320 Wow. 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:14.280 Well, the problem was I didn't know that he was 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:18.760 the owner of the Whalers. Now the you know, Caroline Panthers, 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:22.600 and I'm ripping him. No, I'm ripping him in front 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:28.600 of Sean Burke, the goaltender, and Kevin Deneen, and they 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:31.160 were on the team and we're just talking in a 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:34.640 cocktail party and I'm like, your owner, he's a carpet 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:37.400 ba blah blah blah blah blah blah. And you could 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:41.000 see these guys they're trying to let me know to 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:43.840 stop talking. And then all of a sudden, you know, 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:45.480 I'm talking to him like this, and then I look 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:49.680 over and he reaches out and introduces himself, and I said, 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:53.320 I meant everything I said, Yes, I swear to god, 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:57.120 I did Danny what the fuck? You know what what 0:13:57.240 --> 0:14:00.240 he did to Hartford? Oh that was bad. Yeah, it 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:02.840 was dirty. It was dirty and cared about the whale. 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:04.000 Yeah, he probably didn't. 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:05.520 So they got fucking Hartford. 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:08.240 I'm sure he was well aware of. Well, remember Hartford 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:10.680 was getting the Patriots. Remember when that was? It was 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:14.160 like Victor Kiam, that's right. And I remember my wife saying, 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:17.600 are we getting the Patriots? I go, no, never the 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:20.040 Hartford Patriots. A ring to that was? 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:22.840 That was such a good business movie. 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:25.720 No, I think that was Victor Chiam, wasn't it? Did 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:26.760 he already sell it to. 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:29.240 I think that the robber Craft. It's like, you know what, 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:31.000 let's build Gillette right next to Fox. 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:31.400 Yeah. 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:34.800 Yeah, we're coming Hartford, Adrian's landing, We're coming to Harvard here, 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:36.160 coming to Hartford. 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:37.520 What else do you have? Their deal? 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:40.920 So NBA parlay tonight. I got the Bucks plus eight 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:44.200 against the Pacers and the Sixers minus three against the Knicks, 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:45.760 and that's plus two fifty. 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:52.360 Okay, mad Larry, anything any parting wisdom, shots, wisdom, anything 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:53.040 we have. 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:55.840 I have a cornhole tournament at seven o'clock tonight in 0:14:55.880 --> 0:15:01.120 the backyard. The no, and that's that's works two to 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:02.400 nine o'clock nicknames. 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:10.520 We're gonna get first place, Larry, I believe it. Yeah, 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:11.680 No one's missing that hole. 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:17.320 Yeah. So, by the way, Shane Irving podcast, wherever you 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:22.240 get your podcast, it's uh any how would you sum up? 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:26.200 Well, we have the show on Friday, and I think 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:28.680 we're going to talk about a lot of current events 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:33.320 that are in the news right now. Some protesting. Yeah, 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:39.360 time in with student loan forgiveness, time in with how 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:41.880 democracy is failing us all and we should turn to 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:45.160 a benevolent dictator and make our lives simpler. But you know, 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:45.920 we'll get to it. 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:47.280 You think that he would solve all. 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:51.840 This benevolent dictator? Yeah, yeah, absolutely, American Caesar Danny take 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:54.920 away the right to vote. It doesn't we're all abusing 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:58.040 it anyway, We're too stupid to vote for the right person. 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:00.880 Yeah, but that's how the dictator would get in office. 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:03.800 No, he's not a real dictator. We need an actual dictator, 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:05.560 like a real American. 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:07.560 Singer, for example, like The Rock. 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:10.040 I think The Rock is a great choice, or Stone 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:13.280 Cold Steve Austin. I think you could shepherd our country 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:14.120 to Great Heights. 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:17.040 Dictator stone Cold would be pretty cool. 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:19.640 It'd be amazing, it'd be awesome. And you just think 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:21.080 about it, You never have to go to the ballot 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:23.160 box again ever, and you wouldn't be able to, like, 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:25.800 you know, be politically active. You know how much easier 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:28.280 a life would be. Danny would would just be propaganda. 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:29.800 Would you trust the Rock? Oh? 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:32.480 Yeah, hell yeah, I trust the Rock. Yeah, I'd go 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:36.080 to Civil War for the Rock. You would absolutely Civil 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:38.320 War two, Civil War two point Oh. Anybody see that 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:40.640 movie what the Avengers Civil War? 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:40.920 No? 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:41.800 See it? 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:43.000 I heard about it. 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:44.440 Okay, well you should see it. 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:46.760 Like the reality is already bumming me out. I don't 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:48.960 need to see a movie on what could happen if 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:49.560 this escalate? 0:16:49.760 --> 0:16:49.880 Right? 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:52.160 But that movie is like my wet dream, like this 0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:55.320 could happen. This would be so great, This would be awesome. 0:16:55.760 --> 0:17:00.800 If we just eliminated journalism, eliminated democracy, it would be easy. 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:02.880 It would be a happy day for Shane Ring. 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:07.240 Can't can't wait for the podcast then all the current events, I'll. 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:09.800 Get canceled again. They were trying to cancel me on Twitter. 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:14.040 I had somebody complaining to Apple to Spotify a bunch 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:17.280 of different places for uh, well, don't don't bring that 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:21.720 garbage to this podcast. Oh, everything I'm saying is a joke, Danny. 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:23.760 I'm just messing around, Okay. 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:26.280 Even when you joke about the tennis wives in your 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:30.359 neighborhood who drink chardonnay in bad mouth, you you're joking 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:33.480 about them. You're not joking about. 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:38.639 Them, Anny, Tennis is very popular in Fairfield count So. 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:39.560 Is drinking chardone. 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:41.760 Yeah, especially if you're a wife with no job. Yeah, 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:46.119 it's real, pop. Your job is backhand and fucking drinking. Okay, 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:48.359 but your wife doesn't have a job, does she No, 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:50.720 she's married to me, So that's pretty much the whole 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:53.400 job is the full time gig. I got a call 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:56.040 from the school nurse today. Oh, Danny, I almost fucking 0:17:56.080 --> 0:17:57.800 had a conneption. I'm sitting there in a meeting because 0:17:57.800 --> 0:18:00.480 I got an actual job, a job, and I get call. 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:02.680 I ignore it. I get another call and it says 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:04.720 the kid's school. It's like, I'm not fucking taking this call. 0:18:05.280 --> 0:18:07.359 Get another call now. Like the third call is like 0:18:07.400 --> 0:18:09.200 I gotta fucking take this shit. Like what if there's 0:18:09.240 --> 0:18:11.679 you know, a shooting or something, and I'm like, the 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:13.240 one call they can make before. 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:17.480 The I think we need done anyway. 0:18:17.840 --> 0:18:19.600 So I finally pick up the damn phone, and of 0:18:19.640 --> 0:18:22.320 course this nurse is like from London, so she's got 0:18:22.320 --> 0:18:25.119