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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.

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Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a

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Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.

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Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.

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Speaker 1: You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat.

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Speaker 2: And now join my bad Larry, Shay and Irving and

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Speaker 2: Dylan the graphics guy.

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Speaker 1: I have friends.

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Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.

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Speaker 1: All right, everybody's back. Hello, Dan, Hey bad Larry, Dylan's here,

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Speaker 1: Shay's here. Ray is back. Now. Let me just start

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Speaker 1: with Ray here for a moment, because Ray had a

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Speaker 1: problem over the weekend. He went to a service last week,

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Speaker 1: went to a funeral and he went up to get communed. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's not supposed to have a community.

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Speaker 2: Nope, nope.

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Speaker 1: And you went up and you received the body of

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Speaker 1: Christ without permission, Like you're not supposed to do that. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I had no idea. I was just kind of following

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Speaker 3: along with what everyone was doing with all the hands

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Speaker 4: And make a great Catholic.

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Speaker 3: And I just went up there and I took it.

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Speaker 3: And then afterwards I was like texting Dylan and Eric

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Speaker 3: the big German and they're like, you shouldn't have to

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Speaker 3: take that. You're probably going to hell. Now. I did

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Speaker 3: some research and it seems like they might be correct.

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Speaker 5: You're supposed to put your arms in an X when

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Speaker 5: they come to you if you're living in sin. And

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Speaker 5: you're living in sin, you're fornicating right now.

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Speaker 3: There was also like, there's also like seventy people there

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Speaker 3: and I would have been the only one to do

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Speaker 3: good as Brian X.

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Speaker 5: So what dude, Jesus would have seen that?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 3: Can I repent?

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Speaker 1: No, you're doing Shaye has a close friendship with Jesus.

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Speaker 5: Amen. Yes, and he'll tell me exactly what I need

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Speaker 5: to get later on my nightly prayers.

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Speaker 4: A Canaanable type relationship, I think.

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Speaker 5: I remember I was at a Catholic wedding and I

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Speaker 5: did that once because I was fornicating and the priest

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Speaker 5: got so mad. I put my ex up and he

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Speaker 5: was like, what in the world are you doing. I

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Speaker 5: was like, I'm living in sand, father, and that was it.

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Speaker 5: He was so mad.

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Speaker 1: When's the last time you went to a confessional, bad Larry,

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Speaker 1: when's the last time you went to confession?

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Speaker 6: Oh, confession has been a long time Dan, probably fifteen years,

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Speaker 6: but yeah, twenty five years.

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Speaker 1: You haven't done anything really like you, you and your

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Speaker 1: wife and your sister in law.

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Speaker 4: That ain't sen.

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Speaker 6: I have nothing to confess.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Dylan, what about you?

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Speaker 7: Never in my life, Dan, I haven't spent a ton

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Speaker 1: What about yu?

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Speaker 8: Shit?

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Speaker 5: Never. The only way to the fathers through the son.

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Speaker 5: You don't use a priest as a conduit. I'm a Protestant, Danny.

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Speaker 5: We're going to heaven.

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Speaker 1: Okay. It's been a long time since I've gone to

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Speaker 1: the confessional, like childhood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean after

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Speaker 1: a while, I went, wait, this is weird.

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Speaker 5: It's goofy.

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Speaker 1: I can see the priest and he can see me,

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Speaker 1: So he's going to hold this over my head the

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Speaker 1: rest of my life. One. Yeah, that guy's had impure thoughts.

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Speaker 8: Yes, Marvin, what about taxi cab confessions?

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Speaker 5: Oh that's what you know what working girl confessions. They

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Speaker 5: can pull stories out of me. They're like therapists, but naked.

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Speaker 4: Says the priest too.

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Speaker 1: Watch that. Let's recap from last week. God shay, you're terrible.

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Speaker 5: Ah yeah, it's really getting right in the corn hold, Danny.

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Speaker 1: It was you lost three units. Your money is sixteen. Dylan,

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Speaker 1: you won three and a half and your money is eighteen.

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Speaker 1: Bad Larry won a half a unit. He's up two units,

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Speaker 1: So congratulations there bad.

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Speaker 6: Lairy hanging in there. Yeah, I got to add one thing.

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Speaker 6: I got to add one thing to my picks. Right

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Speaker 6: before Marvin called me, a buddy of mine called in.

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Speaker 6: He's given them the one horse in the third race

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Speaker 1: Okay, so it's third pray straight.

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Speaker 6: I want one unit on it, okay on the show.

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Speaker 1: What's the name of the horse?

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Speaker 6: I don't even know it. It's like I can look

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Speaker 6: it up. It's like rat with It's like a six

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Speaker 6: lettered name. It's the one horse, it's the favor. It's

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Ray is looking at that right now, so we'll get back.

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Speaker 5: To you on that.

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Speaker 6: Okay. I want one unit on a toe, all right?

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Speaker 1: Nobody bet on the Ryan Garcia fight Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: You see you failed the drug test too, Yeah, son

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Speaker 5: of a gun.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, after bet so. Actually, there's an interesting thing. He

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Speaker 7: bet what two million on himself and one like twelve million.

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Speaker 7: How does that work with the like obviously if he

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Speaker 7: get test like the be test is positive, they stripped

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it wasn't even a title fight. It wasn't because

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Speaker 5: he didn't make weight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he was like three pounds over.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he was drinking a beer. Dude, he went fucking crazy,

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Speaker 5: or pretended he went crazy. Odds went against him. Then

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Speaker 5: he bet on himself one handedly juiced, and now he's

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Speaker 5: failing tests.

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Speaker 4: Well like that twelve million dollars.

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Speaker 7: That's like, if he actually fails that second test, the

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Speaker 7: casino is probably gonna come a knock in, I would imagine.

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Speaker 1: I would think, why don't you just let boxers do steroids?

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Speaker 5: Totally agree?

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's just you. I mean they're doing

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Speaker 1: it in just go yeah, just go ahead, go on

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Speaker 1: in there. Uh, let's see anything else he was a

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Speaker 1: uh I mean that was plus six hundred. I mean

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Speaker 1: that's that's a big upset. Anything worth recapping, Larry any

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Speaker 1: victory laps you want to take.

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Speaker 6: I think I won a couple of my series bets already.

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Speaker 6: I know Ray hasn't given us credit for them yet.

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Speaker 6: I guess he calls it off till all the series

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Speaker 6: are over.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I can ask Ray.

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Speaker 5: Ray.

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Speaker 3: As of right now, you just have the Nuggets, which

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Speaker 3: were minus three tens, so congratulations.

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Speaker 1: That's not a big win. Layer.

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Speaker 6: The Nugget beat. All the other ones weren't over yet.

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Speaker 6: I didn't. I didn't have the Celtics.

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Speaker 3: You did not have the Celtics. You have the Knicks

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Speaker 3: to beat the Sixers and the MAVs to beat the Clippers.

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Speaker 1: Why do we every week have to tell you what you.

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Speaker 6: I write them down. I'm not even writing them down anymore, Dan,

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Speaker 6: I just text them on my phone when I sent

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Speaker 6: But next week I won't remember. When that one horse

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Speaker 6: wins the third, I won't remember it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So Larry won a couple. He's doing pretty well. Shay,

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Speaker 1: that's bad.

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Speaker 5: I'll turn around. Danny his baseball.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Dylan, you actually did Okay?

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Speaker 7: Actually, yeah, my hail Mary heat to win the series

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Speaker 7: against the Celtics at plus one thousand did not pan.

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Speaker 1: It did not.

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Speaker 7: It did not, but Dan big one of the week

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Speaker 7: calls across thousand money line versus Delaware plus one hundred.

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Speaker 1: Who saw that one coming? Ten? No, buddy, Yeah, I'll

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Speaker 1: take what I can get it this way. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Fucking Lakers, by the way, Jesus Christ, I suck bombs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all right, So Larry bets this week? Do

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Speaker 1: you want us to tell you what you bet?

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Speaker 6: I let's go over what I remember and then we'll

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Speaker 6: go from there. I want, I know, I bet the

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Speaker 6: Knicks for the first ten points, first one of ten.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I have a baseball game this afternoon. You have

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Speaker 6: the US at one o'clock.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to yeah, yeah, all right, that's minus

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Speaker 1: one ten against the Cubs.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I have the Knicks tonight.

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Speaker 1: You have the next plus three okay.

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Speaker 6: And I have the Do I have had the under

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Speaker 6: in that Nick game?

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Speaker 1: You have the first half under?

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Speaker 6: First half under?

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Speaker 1: That's exactly right, one two and a half. I like that?

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Speaker 6: Are they all that I put in so far?

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Speaker 6: I'm thirty one and a half. Forty one, forty one

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Speaker 1: So that means I think it's points horse thirty one

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Speaker 1: and then you you have the horse at Aqueduct. Did

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Speaker 1: we find who that is?

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Speaker 5: Ray?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? You said race three, right, Larry.

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Speaker 6: Yes, race three and the one horse Rottney. Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, seven to five all right, so you got

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Speaker 1: one unit on the yep, all right. And then Kentucky Derby, Oh.

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Speaker 6: I did uh, I know they changed their numbers on me.

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Speaker 6: But it's a two four to ten exact of box

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Speaker 6: right now. But last last year we didn't pay out

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Speaker 1: There we go, they're in the trash. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: So that's uh, you've got the exact a box right, okay.

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Speaker 6: For it was two four eleven, but uh, some horse

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Speaker 6: twenty spot and those middle numbers moved up once. So

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Speaker 6: it's a two four to ten exact of boxing.

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Speaker 1: All right, we have that. Uh shay, you're up next,

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Speaker 1: all right? Uh Basketball, the Association, I got the over.

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Speaker 1: It's two hundred point five now yeah, one nine yesterday,

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Speaker 1: Well that's yesterday. I'm just saying it's moving Nick seventy

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Speaker 1: six ers over two hundred and a half. Baseball, I

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Speaker 1: got the Balmer Orioles versus the Yankees, but I got

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Speaker 1: Balmer plus one hundred. I got the over in that

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Speaker 1: game nine. I got the Cleveland name not to be

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Speaker 1: mentioned plus one fifteen against the Astros San Francisco Boston

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Speaker 1: over eight. Oh, golf, Danny, I got a parlay. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I'm crawling. Well, it's golf and it's a parlay.

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Speaker 1: What could go wrong? I don't think I won a

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Speaker 1: golf betting, like, yeah, not a single one. I can

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Speaker 1: pretty much guarantee somebody's gonna take Sea Wu Kim in

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Speaker 1: this room. Is that you?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm sung Jay all Sunday.

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Speaker 1: I'm do Danny, that's losing. Yeah, okay, Dylan, what do

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Cadillac in Arkansas called Yep. And when a man

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Speaker 1: Honor Marie. Yeah, and twenty to one. Twenty to one,

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Speaker 7: I'm also taking Track Phantom to win at twenty to one,

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Speaker 7: Kashmir Keith top ten plus four fifty and Hayden Buckley

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Speaker 5: Great lax name by the.

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Speaker 1: Way, Hayden. Oh yeah, Hayden Buckley the third exactly right.

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Speaker 5: They call him Trig.

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Speaker 7: Uh yeah, I got a series bet my Rangers to

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Speaker 4: Well, we fucking gave them the Hurricanes well heart hard.

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Speaker 1: You were How depressing was it Wasn't It was like

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's my favorite.

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Speaker 1: That the best. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Not gonna need it where they're going anything else there do?

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Speaker 1: I got a little NBA parlay tonight.

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Speaker 1: I did run into the Whaler's owner at a Jim

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Speaker 1: Well, the problem was I didn't know that he was

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Speaker 1: I meant everything I said, Yes, I swear to god,

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Speaker 1: I did Danny what the fuck? You know what what

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Speaker 1: he did to Hartford? Oh that was bad. Yeah, it

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he probably didn't.

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Speaker 5: So they got fucking Hartford.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he was well aware of. Well, remember Hartford

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Speaker 8: That was such a good business movie.

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Speaker 1: No, I think that was Victor Chiam, wasn't it? Did

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Speaker 8: I think that the robber Craft. It's like, you know what,

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Speaker 8: let's build Gillette right next to Fox.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, we're coming Hartford, Adrian's landing, We're coming to Harvard here,

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Speaker 1: What else do you have? Their deal?

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Speaker 7: So NBA parlay tonight. I got the Bucks plus eight

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Speaker 1: Okay, mad Larry, anything any parting wisdom, shots, wisdom, anything

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Speaker 6: I have a cornhole tournament at seven o'clock tonight in

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Speaker 5: We're gonna get first place, Larry, I believe it. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: No one's missing that hole.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So, by the way, Shane Irving podcast, wherever you

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Speaker 1: get your podcast, it's uh any how would you sum up?

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Speaker 5: Well, we have the show on Friday, and I think

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Speaker 5: time in with student loan forgiveness, time in with how

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Speaker 5: democracy is failing us all and we should turn to

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Speaker 1: You think that he would solve all.

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Speaker 5: This benevolent dictator? Yeah, yeah, absolutely, American Caesar Danny take

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Speaker 5: away the right to vote. It doesn't we're all abusing

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's how the dictator would get in office.

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Speaker 5: No, he's not a real dictator. We need an actual dictator,

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Speaker 5: I think The Rock is a great choice, or Stone

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Speaker 5: It'd be amazing, it'd be awesome. And you just think

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Speaker 5: you know, be politically active. You know how much easier

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Speaker 1: Would you trust the Rock? Oh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hell yeah, I trust the Rock. Yeah, I'd go

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Speaker 5: to Civil War for the Rock. You would absolutely Civil

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Speaker 5: War two, Civil War two point Oh. Anybody see that

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Speaker 5: movie what the Avengers Civil War?

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Speaker 5: See it?

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Speaker 1: I heard about it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well you should see it.

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Speaker 1: this escalate?

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Speaker 5: But that movie is like my wet dream, like this

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Speaker 5: If we just eliminated journalism, eliminated democracy, it would be easy.

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Speaker 5: It would be a happy day for Shane Ring.

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Speaker 1: Can't can't wait for the podcast then all the current events, I'll.

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Speaker 5: Get canceled again. They were trying to cancel me on Twitter.

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Speaker 5: I had somebody complaining to Apple to Spotify a bunch

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Speaker 5: of different places for uh, well, don't don't bring that

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Speaker 5: garbage to this podcast. Oh, everything I'm saying is a joke, Danny.

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Speaker 5: I'm just messing around, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Even when you joke about the tennis wives in your

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Speaker 5: Them, Anny, Tennis is very popular in Fairfield count So.

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Speaker 1: Is drinking chardone.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, especially if you're a wife with no job. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: it's real, pop. Your job is backhand and fucking drinking. Okay,

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Speaker 5: job is the full time gig. I got a call

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Speaker 1: The I think we need done anyway.

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Speaker 5: So I finally pick up the damn phone, and of

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Speaker 1: And she's like, your daughter has slammed her finger into

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Speaker 5: And I do suggest a pediatric visit.

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Speaker 1: I was like, put me on the phone with my

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Speaker 5: Put her on the phone. What happened, Oh, daddy, slam

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Speaker 5: a door? Go back to class now, Like, what are

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Speaker 5: you gonna do? What are you gonna do to put

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Speaker 5: a fucking cast on your finger? You gotta go back

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Speaker 5: to class right now. Four fucking calls over a fucking

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Speaker 5: door jam. Get over yourself.

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Speaker 1: More sensitivity on Shay and Irving. Wherever you get your

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Speaker 1: podcast if it's still available on Apple and Spotify in

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Speaker 1: some of these other places. Bad Larry, thanks for joining

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Speaker 1: us as always.

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Speaker 6: Thank you guys. Good luck say Dylan Ray, good luck.

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Speaker 1: Guys, Larry. That's the thank you, Larry, especially with Cornhole

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Speaker 1: coming up later on tonight.

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Speaker 5: Perfect.

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Speaker 1: That's it. I think that we've done it for uh,

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Speaker 1: for Dylan the graphics guy, for Marvin the Prince Shay

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Speaker 1: and Irving and Ray gone to Hell. Thanks for joining

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Speaker 1: us this week, and Dan Patrick takes a gamble. I'll

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Speaker 1: talk to you next week.