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Speaker 1: little bit upset because that last voice was so sexy.

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Speaker 1: I did not care about the products, but oh Jays

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Speaker 2: To me like that.

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Speaker 3: Let's just get to the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Okay, good thing. Brook and Heiffrey also have these sexy

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Speaker 4: Coming on now.

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And if there's

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Speaker 5: one thing that Brooke complains about every single week, and

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Speaker 5: trust me, there's not just one thing, but I'll just

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Speaker 5: say one, it's about how messy her house is.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, disaster, which is there's a pile of mail

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Speaker 3: I just I don't know how people do it.

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Speaker 5: It's totally understandable because she has two young children, at

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Speaker 5: least there's two that she's willing to disclose publicly. But

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Speaker 5: what if I told you the cause of your messy

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Speaker 5: problems could all so be the solution?

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Speaker 3: What yes, tell me? What is the solution? I don't

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Speaker 5: There's a new invention called the Kid's Clean Car. It's

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Speaker 5: a little electric scooter kids can sit on and ride

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that would be great if there are toys weren't

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Speaker 3: Well, dude, that's amazing. I want this. I would do more.

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Speaker 3: Boy scooter. Why is it just for kids?

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Speaker 2: Actually?

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Speaker 5: Some parents say that they can ride on top of it.

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Speaker 5: Some said, but it's basically got a tiny mop attached

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Speaker 5: supposedly kills the bacteria as you drive over stuff. I

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Speaker 7: Genius.

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Speaker 5: But they were being sold on Amazon for two hundred

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Speaker 6: Uh oh, it's like one of those batteries exploding.

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Speaker 3: Did a kid get run over?

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Speaker 5: Like an elecxis drive situation where there's more damage done

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Speaker 8: Well, our cat was a good.

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Speaker 5: But could be worth a shot if you can find

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Speaker 3: Can we switch them to vacuums too? I mean, like,

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Speaker 3: if we're gonna do it, let's let's do the area,

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Speaker 5: Do it all that way, or you could try sanitizing

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Speaker 5: your house with electricity. Oo, just put a shot collar

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Speaker 5: onto the floor every like couple inches fire starters. Fire

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Speaker 5: is the ultimate cleanser. In fact, let's clean this room

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Speaker 5: with a little bit of trivia from our own digital

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Speaker 5: chap for the shot collar and give it to us.

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Speaker 9: Jake okay Ah, Candy Candy, or as Brooke calls it,

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Speaker 9: her sweet sugary escape from the bitter realities of adulthood. Yes,

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Speaker 9: put it in my mouth, which is, use it to

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Speaker 10: I smart, I go, would end up being the witch

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Speaker 5: I eat the house.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't be able to be the witch.

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Speaker 11: Not only that, Et the extraterrestrial used it as a

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Speaker 11: of course we all know Willy Wonka used it to

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Speaker 4: Which is how all companies should be handled, truly.

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Speaker 11: But today we're gonna use it to find out who's

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Speaker 11: the smartest in the room. By naming the most consumed

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Speaker 11: candies in the US during another game of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 11: And remember, if you're the person who unwraps the number

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Speaker 11: Alexis is starting us off today, the most consumed candies

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Speaker 12: I'm gonna steal at least my favorite, Reese's Peanut butter cups.

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Speaker 11: There you go, peut butter cups, the number one most

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Speaker 10: I always overthink this, so I say, Jose, just play

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Speaker 10: it safe. Jose, I yell myself the next shut up.

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Speaker 10: I want listening doctor yourself.

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Speaker 2: Also space.

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Speaker 4: So what I'm gonna say is Snickers.

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Speaker 5: Snickers solid number eight.

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Speaker 4: I got eliminited yesterday and I was very upsentive your.

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Speaker 11: Ender round two. Now it's Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: Okay, let's play it safe. Also with M and ms eminems.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, number three on the lad Okay, I just.

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Speaker 3: Think that because we've got Skittles we need to put

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Speaker 11: The Kittles Number two, one, two, and three are all

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Speaker 8: Gimme Twigs.

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Speaker 11: Twigs number twelve, most consumed candy in the US. We're

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go Sour Patch Kids.

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Speaker 11: Our Patch Kids number six on the list.

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Speaker 4: It's at every theater.

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Speaker 11: I'm interested in what savory sour is, but there's no

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Speaker 11: time for that. We're going to Jeffrey's Sweet.

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to picture what rappers I see in like

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Speaker 5: the giant pile outside of Brook's desk. Yeah, and usually

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Speaker 5: there's a few Hershey's just normal. Hershy's bars in there.

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Speaker 3: I actually hate those, but.

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Speaker 5: That's why she throws them on the floor by her

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Speaker 5: Desky's bars.

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Speaker 11: Not in the top twenty, Jeffrey usually hershy bars not

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Speaker 13: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say Star Wars.

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Speaker 11: Star Wars number four on the list. The entire top

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Speaker 12: I don't know if it's risky, but Jolly Ranchers, Oh smart,

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Speaker 12: Jolley Ranchers number.

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Speaker 5: Eighteen on the list, Over to Jose.

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Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna go to Twizzlers.

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Speaker 11: Twizzlers Lucky number thirteen. Most consume candy in the United States.

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Speaker 11: Jeffrey's been eliminated very embarrassingly.

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Speaker 3: We're back to buck her up and show me how

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Speaker 3: she kisses her.

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Speaker 11: She kisses did make the list of number seven, not

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Speaker 5: Game is bs, Alexis, you still have the.

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Speaker 11: Silver save and it's your turn.

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Speaker 8: Do we say KitKat yet?

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Speaker 11: KitKat number fourteen. Most consume candy Jose, Milky Way, milky

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Speaker 3: Cooking now Brookes, Oh man, this is gonna be a risk.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna but I love them. I'm gonna say mentos.

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Speaker 11: Mentos not in the top twenty. Brook has been eliminated.

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Speaker 5: We're down to what was a breath mint as.

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Speaker 3: Your most ones.

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Speaker 6: They're so good, and then you can now you can

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Speaker 3: Oh I love mentos.

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Speaker 5: No reaction from the.

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Speaker 8: My mom's favorite that I never understood.

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Speaker 6: Almond Joys Allmond joy Making did not make the top twenty.

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Speaker 11: Sorry bar, she does have a silver saved.

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Speaker 4: She is still in a Jose get me Butterfinger.

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Speaker 11: Butterfinger number fifteen still alive because BIMs just alexis nor

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Speaker 12: I think like gummy bears or worms, but out and

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Speaker 12: you have to pick a brand? Do you like Haribo

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Speaker 11: Harabo Gummy Bears not in the top twenty Moose, you

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Speaker 11: yesterday in the first round.

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Speaker 4: Because this list led to my diabetes.

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Speaker 11: Not a pain, but a lot of victory as well.

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Speaker 11: The candies you guys missed on the list number five

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Speaker 11: Hot to Molly's I Love Hot, number nine, Tootsie Pops,

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Speaker 5: Okay, you should have clarified this is a list of

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Speaker 5: candies that people like hate themselves. Then I maybe they.

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Speaker 11: Should put the hate eatstulation next time. Sixteen was Swedish fish,

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Speaker 11: Laughy Taffy seventeen, Nerds nineteen and Mike like twenty.

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Speaker 5: Happy over Hrshey's Bars.

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Speaker 11: That was plenty of twentys.

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Speaker 5: So Jose is gonna be getting to choose who gets

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Speaker 4: I gotta choose jeff Yeah, it was so sad.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like I can't believe he's all right.

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Speaker 5: Kick a guy when he's down. So I'm going to

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Speaker 13: Day, freaking Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: In the morning, when you have a big task you

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Speaker 5: If you need to study for an exam, something like

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Speaker 5: I know Brooke had this one on hers. Come on,

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Speaker 5: get your catchers. The question is what's the best song

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Speaker 13: Music.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't believe it. We're gonna do it when

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Speaker 5: we do a brand new edition of What's on Your

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Speaker 5: Mind that's coming up. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,

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Speaker 5: and the fly has to be the least creatively named

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Speaker 5: of the least creatively named segment in all of radio

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Speaker 5: What's on your Mind. We're we're gonna buzz on over

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Speaker 5: to Brook first to ask her that exact question, Brook,

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Speaker 3: I mean, now, it's alternate names for flies.

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Speaker 6: But before you.

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Speaker 3: Brought that up, my six year old son.

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Speaker 6: You guys, this kid has already surpassed my husband's passion. Okay, So,

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Speaker 3: My son isn't shamble no, I mean literally crying and

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Speaker 5: Sports can almost be like a religion to us.

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Speaker 8: You think this is healthy. I don't think this is.

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Speaker 5: How did you shame him for crying?

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Speaker 5: You know, he just did the Chiefs chance to front

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So I don't know. I guess you too think

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Speaker 3: it's fine. I don't know that it's fine.

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Speaker 10: I think the sports Fanatican sports can ruin or make

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Speaker 3: I don't want that for my son's na Ye, yeah,

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Speaker 5: You've disappointed your mommy once a year. What's on your mind?

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Speaker 10: Look, if you guys already didn't know, I am a

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Speaker 10: kick dot com, slash Hilarious jose And in the last

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Speaker 10: few months, I've noticed something very interesting. Random guys will

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Speaker 4: Where is she? And I'm like who? And then they're like,

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Man, I would date her so fast, bro, let me

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Speaker 8: Wait, wait forward, those people, it is way out of control.

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Speaker 5: They assume that we all hang out together twenty four

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Speaker 3: You and Lestis are together even more because you do

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Speaker 10: Yeah, so it's getting so bad. I have a proposition

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Speaker 10: for you for Alexis, Jeff got excited. You've never been

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Speaker 4: Make it worth your while. I recently found some makeup.

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Speaker 10: My ex girlfriend has left my apartment from about five

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Speaker 5: They'll give it to you.

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Speaker 4: One of them said, Mac, And I know Mac is

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Speaker 8: It's a little too much cover for me. But okay,

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Speaker 4: Not your shame. She wants Filipino. But look, if that

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Speaker 8: A lot more than used makeup.

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Speaker 4: All right, well, I would like to formally invite you

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Speaker 3: It's a good time right now because she's broke. She'll

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Speaker 8: I have time to make a list of my demands.

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Speaker 5: First, make some demands that can't get them to me,

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Speaker 5: saying you don't want to be verbally assaulted by jose fans.

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Speaker 12: I do like the ones that are offering to buy.

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Speaker 12: I'm not turning it down, but I need to make

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Speaker 5: Offer is out there, we'll keep it going. Okay, as

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Speaker 8: Well, no, Chakra, I'm going to talk about my car

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Speaker 3: On your lack of cars.

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Speaker 8: It has been three weeks since I told of my car.

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Speaker 12: You guys on a car, but I finally bought one

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Speaker 8: I saw some stock photos and it looked nice. That's

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Speaker 12: I was excited, except that in my ear somebody has

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Speaker 8: This is a bad idea.

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Speaker 3: She could buy the.

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Speaker 6: Car sight unseen doctors and thousands and thousands of dollars.

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Speaker 5: He never judges people for the way that they actually

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Speaker 8: I think it's a bad idea. I wouldn't trust the internet,

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Speaker 8: alexis Well.

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Speaker 6: I mean, you did hear horror stories from the loan

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Speaker 12: You know you might be happy to know. Brook I'm

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Speaker 8: It's delayed like six days. Six days, and then I got.

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Speaker 12: Like an unreasonable deadline for this paperwork, and you know,

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Speaker 8: So I might have lost down, but it might show

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Speaker 3: In six days.

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Speaker 6: I'm sure all they're doing is just the new paint

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Speaker 8: So I'm gonna let you know in a few days

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Speaker 6: I will not tell you that I'm right, I'll just

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Speaker 3: Just let it there.

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Speaker 5: She'll have her son come over in a Bill's.

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Speaker 12: Jersey and then I could cry together all right to

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Speaker 14: Well.

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Speaker 5: I was surprised the other day when a coworker came

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Speaker 10: The first thing I said we got I'm like, wait, sorry,

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Speaker 8: Everybody went the whole building.

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Speaker 5: It's the only award that I actually have, and it's

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Speaker 3: Read it from far away. It's like a radio war.

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Speaker 5: That's how I'm gonna keep it that way. Seventy five

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Speaker 13: Jeffrey in the morning, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Because we just told you what's on ours. Someone wrote

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Speaker 5: in you guys remind me of the always Sonny crew

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Speaker 5: and Brook is your d.

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Speaker 4: Oh looks like a bird?

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Speaker 3: I love that it actually fits.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know so, Jose Charlie, I'm Charlie for sure,

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Speaker 5: I'm Dennis, and I guess alexis your Danny de Vito is?

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Speaker 4: Like then I started blast.

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Speaker 5: Another text seventy five nine two says, I'm sure you

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Speaker 5: get hundreds of texts every day, So how do you

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Speaker 4: That's a good one?

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Speaker 5: I asked myself that question every single morning.

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Speaker 3: The ones that you see first?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, clearly a lot of thought goes into this. Another

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Speaker 5: text says, every year I get a Chris Smiths card

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Speaker 5: from my oldest sister with an I owe you of

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Speaker 5: It's little family tradition.

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Speaker 13: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Let's face it, the very first lie that you ever

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Speaker 5: I didn't eat the entire cake and smear the frosting

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love chocolate, they do.

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Speaker 5: Not a great lie, but it's your first one, you know,

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Speaker 5: And you'd assume that as we get older we'd get

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Speaker 5: of it. So I didn't hook up with your sister

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Speaker 4: Wearing my took seat. The ghost never.

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Speaker 3: Got off of that ghost, same ghost. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: As unfortunate as that is, we are thankful for those terrible,

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Speaker 5: It's coming up.

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Speaker 13: Sneaky Husbands, two timing lives Live Bad boyfriends and even

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Speaker 5: They thought they could get away with that, but now

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Speaker 5: they're about to get busted. Birds do it, Bees do it?

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Speaker 5: Even educated fleas do it? What do they do?

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Speaker 13: Brooke?

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Speaker 3: Uh make a whoopie? Isn't that the old song.

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Speaker 5: They fall in love?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Remember I thought they were doing it?

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Speaker 14: Well?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the real question is do you really want to

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Speaker 5: because that's how you end up on this segment, they

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Speaker 5: And you've got a few people on the line ready

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Speaker 5: to share their story, starting with Michelle. Michelle, tell us

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Speaker 15: Hey, So we were remodeling the house and my boyfriend

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Speaker 3: Okay, nice, I mean that's a huge project. You guys

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Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, And one day I go and I stop

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Speaker 15: of the rooms how to sign put up wet paint,

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Speaker 15: do not enter.

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Speaker 10: Right.

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Speaker 15: But I just wanted to see it.

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Speaker 14: I wanted to see it.

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you want to see a little preview.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, when a road sign is like don't enter wrong

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Speaker 5: and just letting I want to check it out.

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Speaker 3: I actually agree with you, let's be honest.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, So I go, I just peeked inside just see it.

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Speaker 15: And I just noticed in the corner on the wall,

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Speaker 15: I'm like, what what is that? What is that a

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Speaker 15: butt print?

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Speaker 5: A butt print?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't understand. Was the was the butt in

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Speaker 15: Butt and so it was like a paint imprint of

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Speaker 15: two cheeks. Yeah, And so I yelled at him, you know,

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Speaker 15: come upstairs and come look at this, and I just

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Speaker 10: almost like he incriminated himself.

452
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Speaker 16: Was it like basically did he confess?

453
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Speaker 15: Yeah? It was a kinder chick and they had.

454
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Speaker 6: It so like yeah, I mean she bumped up against

455
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,919
Speaker 6: the wet paint and then left another print or was

456
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Speaker 6: it on purpose.

457
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 5: I mean, I guess she wants to send the video.

458
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Speaker 3: So was it an artistic hookup?

459
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's terrible.

460
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,280
Speaker 5: That's a weird way to go about sneaking around on

461
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 5: your significant other. Let's go to Charles though, tell us

462
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,640
Speaker 5: how you busted your significant other.

463
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:12,439
Speaker 15: Yeah.

464
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 17: So my apartment complex has a special room where you

465
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Speaker 17: can reserve for events.

466
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:20,800
Speaker 6: So yeah, yeah, yeah, we've done that in Jose's apartment.

467
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 4: Car. I don't want to rag, but I got one

468
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,119
Speaker 4: of them too. It's really cool.

469
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Speaker 14: Yeah.

470
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Speaker 17: Well, I tried to reserve it for my girlfriend's birthday

471
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 17: and I was going to throw her a surprise party,

472
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,240
Speaker 17: but our front desk manager said it was.

473
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Speaker 14: Already booked for that night.

474
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Speaker 4: Sucks.

475
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Speaker 17: Yeah, So when the day came, I decided to just

476
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Speaker 17: walk by the room because I was curious.

477
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 14: Who was using it.

478
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,439
Speaker 17: And that's when I saw my girlfriend there with the

479
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Speaker 17: front desk manager.

480
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Speaker 3: Wait, why what were they do?

481
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 15: Were they?

482
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 14: Oh?

483
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,639
Speaker 17: He had set up at a romantic birthday with a

484
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 17: chef and flowers and the whole thing.

485
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:59,640
Speaker 5: And oh my god, he's a better planner than you are.

486
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 17: So the thing is, he actually set it up really nice,

487
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 17: and I didn't want to ruin the party. So I

488
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,639
Speaker 17: just broke up with her when she came back upstairous.

489
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,920
Speaker 5: Oh you let her finish the date with the other guy.

490
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 5: What a gentleman.

491
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. I hope she had a good birthday.

492
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:20,719
Speaker 5: Oh God, let's hear one more from Kirsten. Tell us

493
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 5: how you busted your significant other?

494
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 15: Yeah.

495
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,919
Speaker 16: So my mother in law used to live really close

496
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,640
Speaker 16: and she'd show up all the time to our place unannounced.

497
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 6: Oh so you were happy when you busted your significant

498
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 6: other because you wanted out of this relationship.

499
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 15: Yeah, it was awful. I was always on edge.

500
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,199
Speaker 16: So one day I'm not home, I'm grocery shopping and

501
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 16: I get a call from her.

502
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 15: I ignore it because I'm not in the mood. She

503
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,680
Speaker 15: keeps on the phone forever.

504
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 16: But after the third call, I'm like okay, I answer

505
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 16: and she says she's out front and wants me to

506
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,160
Speaker 16: stop making pleasure noises with her son.

507
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,880
Speaker 4: Oh how cringey.

508
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 5: Oh my god. Yeah, why would she want that? What

509
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,360
Speaker 5: type of mom doesn't want her son to be enjoying

510
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 5: That's a rude mother.

511
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is so awkward.

512
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,880
Speaker 15: Yeah. I just felt like I was gonna faint because

513
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 15: I was, but I also was confused. I was like, well,

514
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 15: maybe benefit of doubt, but then she yells, I know

515
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 15: you're in there.

516
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:27,159
Speaker 16: I just saw your long black hair through the window.

517
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 3: A creeper.

518
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 4: A minute camera, I'm watching you.

519
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:35,119
Speaker 5: Oh God.

520
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 16: Turns out my husband was hooking up with the neighbor

521
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 16: every time.

522
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 15: I ran errand.

523
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 16: So I leave the grocery store, run home, and there's the.

524
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,199
Speaker 15: Three of them arguing in my kitchen.

525
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 3: I am so glad he got busted by his mom.

526
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 4: Because he did anything wrong, unless you.

527
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,120
Speaker 3: Drew both of them.

528
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 5: No, don't actually, yeah, don't get that sort of it

529
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 5: on this segment. Make sure you hit up our textboard

530
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 5: though it's seven eighty five nine too. If you have

531
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 5: a funny story about how you caught your ex cheating,

532
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 5: you could be on the next edition of Busted gotchr

533
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 5: Phone Tap coming up.

534
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 13: Next Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

535
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 5: There's one profession out there out of any other. Brook

536
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 5: has adamantly planted her flag and shouted I don't trust dentists.

537
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 3: True.

538
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,479
Speaker 5: And it's only gonna get worse today because we recently

539
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 5: got a submission from a lady who just referred one

540
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 5: of her friends to a local dentil practice, and we thought,

541
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 5: how about we make it as weird as possible for

542
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 5: him when we call to confirm his appointment using none

543
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 5: other than everyone's favorite Latin lover.

544
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is believable. This happen.

545
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 5: See if you buy it in your phone tab right now?

546
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,120
Speaker 13: It's another.

547
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:00,200
Speaker 14: Hello.

548
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 1: Hello, I am calling from his family dentistry. Is this

549
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 1: LONEI is?

550
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 14: Yeah? How can I help you?

551
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: It is a pleasure to speak with you. First and foremost.

552
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: My name is Rolando.

553
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 14: Is just about my appointments?

554
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 2: Mow jaz Jase.

555
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 1: I'm calling to confirm your appointment for tomorrow at one pm.

556
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 14: Yes, that is correct, very good.

557
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 1: I see this is your first time visiting us as well.

558
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 14: Yes, good, good.

559
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: Well, I believe the first time should always be special,

560
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 1: don't you agree?

561
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 14: I guess so.

562
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 1: Jay, I was hoping you would say, Chase, may I

563
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: ask how did you hear about us?

564
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 14: I was referred by a friend of mine named Jane.

565
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 2: Oh Ja Jane.

566
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 1: I know her mouth so well, almost more intimately than

567
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 1: my own.

568
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 14: Oh oh, Chase.

569
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: So, because you have never been here before, let me

570
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 1: tell you what you expect.

571
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 14: Yeah, I well, it's already a lot different. Than my

572
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 14: other dentist.

573
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 2: Oh well, we are debased.

574
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 1: For example, when you walk through the door, I Rolando

575
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 1: will embrace you and whisper into your ear dode.

576
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 2: You have any problems with your mouth that I can assist.

577
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:40,439
Speaker 14: Doing so, like you're gonna hug me, you're gonna touch me.

578
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 14: You're just a front test person, right jays.

579
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: But as someone who will be intimately familiar with your

580
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: dental chart, I am required to know everything about what

581
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: happens inside of your mouth.

582
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,120
Speaker 14: This is a little weird. I'm not gonna lie.

583
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,640
Speaker 1: Let us start from the simple beginnings. Okay, how are

584
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: those there are barely white doing right now?

585
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,719
Speaker 14: I mean they're fine. I just needed cleaning. It's just

586
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,479
Speaker 14: like your average yearly cleaning.

587
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: Oh someone has a dirty mouth? Oh okay, you know

588
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 1: did not expect that coming from you.

589
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 14: Is there someone else I could talk to about disappointment that.

590
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 1: My apologize Orlando might be getting ahead of himself a

591
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: little bit. I never asked you to describe your tongue.

592
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 2: It is very.

593
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: What you know, your mouth muster, your loly public care

594
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 1: George Town or maybe it's a slip from Rolando's mind.

595
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: And I have asked you that question already.

596
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 14: No, you haven't asked me that. As a matter of fact,

597
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 14: no one has ever asked me that that. It's a

598
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 14: completely weird question.

599
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: We need to know how what are we working with?

600
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: Can you do the hot dog role or can you

601
00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: make it into.

602
00:28:58,760 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 2: The lover's clover?

603
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 14: Okay, you know what I can you.

604
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 2: Roll your arm, roll your r for me? Please?

605
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 14: Is there a manager I could speak to you? This

606
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 14: is bordering very inappropriate.

607
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: By the way, if you ever feel uncomfortable in the

608
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: chair or anything like that, you can always do is simply.

609
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 5: Call out for me.

610
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 1: Ronando guy will come running.

611
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 2: I am at the front, Desku, she is why like

612
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 2: two feet away.

613
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 14: I need to hang up the phone right now. I'm

614
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 14: gonna call it Jane. This is a very different experience

615
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 14: than what I thought it was. I was just trying

616
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 14: to get and.

617
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: I'm so surprised. I spoke to Jane. She told me

618
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 1: you would love it here, and you would also love

619
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 1: the prank phone call on Brooken Heffrey and La Magniana.

620
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 14: Yeah.

621
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 2: Look what did she say La Magiana? It means the

622
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 2: morning No, but right before that, oh the.

623
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 4: Prank phone call.

624
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,719
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, this is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey

625
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 10: in the morning.

626
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 4: We're doing a phone.

627
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 14: Time on you.

628
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 7: Man.

629
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 4: You're not on the dentist office phone, You're on the radio.

630
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 1: Actually, I was trying to ask you what was going

631
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: on with your mouth and your tongue.

632
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 2: You are very difficult to work.

633
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:19,239
Speaker 15: They're like, oh my name, I knew it.

634
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 2: You can roll your arms. Let me hear it, you

635
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 2: beautiful man.

636
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: Let me get down.

637
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 13: The week up every morning was fun taps weekday mornings

638
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 13: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

639
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 5: Is there anything riskier than trusting your friend to take

640
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 5: over your dating life for you? Oh?

641
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, well there's not.

642
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 7: Sorry.

643
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 5: I mean we did it with jose on the show

644
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 5: last year, and then we confiscated his phone and then

645
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 5: messaged a dozen women on Hinge pretending to be him.

646
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 5: And look he is happily married now with two and

647
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 5: a half children. Wow, bigger than ever.

648
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, ladies, if you think about hitting up, just don't

649
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 4: don't make something.

650
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 5: Is that not how it worked out? Okay, well then

651
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 5: we gotta do it again this year second time.

652
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 4: The girls. Fine friend.

653
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 5: You know who else did it? Is one of our

654
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 5: listeners who gave her best friend one hundred percent control

655
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 5: over her love life.

656
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 1: I love it.

657
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 5: When she showed up to a bar to meet the

658
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 5: guy in person, she got the shock of her life.

659
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 5: You're gonna find out what happened in your brand new

660
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 5: second date update, Next second date updated. If you've ever

661
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 5: been set up by a friend for a blind date,

662
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 5: you know how awkward that can be, especially if the

663
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 5: friend who's setting you up is Brooke.

664
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Speaker 6: WHOA, Oh my god, no, no, I am so good

665
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 6: at this. One of my friends actually got married to

666
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 6: the person I said her up with.

667
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 5: But the problem is Brooke is notoriously competitive. So right

668
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 5: after she introduces you to the date, Brook undozen extra

669
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 5: button and tries to flirt and then steal the guy

670
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 5: right back.

671
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 4: Mommy can give it, can take you.

672
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 5: That's how it's dumb. Apparently that isn't as awkward as

673
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 5: the blind date situation. One of our listeners found herself tossed.

674
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 3: Into the other night the.

675
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 5: Brook button yourself back up and let's say, hi, Robin,

676
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 5: welcome to the show.

677
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 3: Hi thinks all my buttons are up. Robin.

678
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 10: We're in a safe space now, but still uncomfortable a

679
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 10: little bit.

680
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you went out on a blind date set.

681
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 15: Up by a friend I did. It was something else?

682
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 3: Can I hear? Can I hear the sales pitch from

683
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 3: your friend? Like why you should do this?

684
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 5: Let's tell us how it started.

685
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,719
Speaker 15: All right, So I'm recently single.

686
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 3: Okay.

687
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 15: My friends were just really encouraging me to go on

688
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 15: and get out there. I don't know, jump back on

689
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 15: the horse. And it had been a long time since

690
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 15: I'd been on any sort of dating app.

691
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say any horse, Well

692
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 3: that too.

693
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 6: And what did that feel like on the dating apps

694
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 6: for your first time in a while.

695
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 15: Well, I wasn't really sure what to do, and so

696
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 15: my friend, like my bestie, said I can make a

697
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,239
Speaker 15: profile for you.

698
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 5: Okay, that could be dangerous.

699
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 15: I was a little hesitant, but I mean she does

700
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 15: know me the best, so I just trusted her.

701
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would trust my best friend to do it.

702
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 5: I mean I would argue my mom knows me better

703
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 5: than anybody else, and she set up a dating profile

704
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 5: for me and that turned out freaking horribly.

705
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, but maybe that's different.

706
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 5: I'm sure your friend was Tinder than my mom was.

707
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 5: Tell us how it went. How did it go?

708
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 15: So basically, I get a call from her like a

709
00:33:55,120 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 15: week after. I guess she's been really monitoring my Oh,

710
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 15: she's still.

711
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 3: Lugged in exciting.

712
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 6: I thought, like she set it up for you and

713
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 6: then she let you go, like, you know, give you wings,

714
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 6: let you fly.

715
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,720
Speaker 5: It sounds like she took full control over your dating profile.

716
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 15: I guess I wasn't ready for the wings just yet.

717
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 3: Okay.

718
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 15: He told me that she found the perfect match for me, like, Hey,

719
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 15: We're going to go to this nice bar tomorrow and

720
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 15: I'm gonna come with you.

721
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 5: What wait, now she's pulling a Brook move.

722
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 10: But does that mean she told the guy, Hey, I'm

723
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 10: setting up my friend or was.

724
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 4: She acting like you?

725
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 15: She said she was setting up me?

726
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,720
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, so there's honesty from the beginning.

727
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 5: Before you went to the bar, did she show you

728
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 5: at least a photo of the guy that you were

729
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 5: about to meet?

730
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 6: Oh?

731
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 15: No, No she didn't.

732
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,280
Speaker 4: It was a real blind.

733
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 15: Definition blind date. Yes, And I was like, okay, well,

734
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 15: can I at least get his name? And no?

735
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:57,360
Speaker 8: No?

736
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 14: Not.

737
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,399
Speaker 6: Okay, so is he there when you walk into the bar.

738
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 6: She didn't know, Well, her friend would know.

739
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 15: I didn't know, but I will say right after walking

740
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,919
Speaker 15: in this really cute guy comes up to me and

741
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 15: he says, oh, hey, you must see Robin.

742
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,800
Speaker 3: Okay, and he's cute.

743
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 15: She picked a good one. His name is Jay.

744
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 3: That's awesome.

745
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 5: Well, good work on friend.

746
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 15: Oh my gosh. So here's where it gets crazy. My

747
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 15: friend comes in and then she shows me two more guys.

748
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 15: She's like, hey, s they hide a cal and Jack.

749
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 15: And at this point I'm really confused.

750
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm confused too.

751
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:44,800
Speaker 15: So she made a very public announcement and I quote,

752
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 15: this is my hot best friend Robin. She's recently single. Oh,

753
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 15: I all here to give her her own TV experience

754
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,280
Speaker 15: of the Bachelorette.

755
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 5: No, oh my god.

756
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 15: He invited, like, guys, what.

757
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 3: It was men?

758
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 6: Twenty of men were waiting for just what men, but

759
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 6: not all of them new, not all of them new.

760
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 15: And like I saw a few guys walk out.

761
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 3: Yeah I would walk Well, that wasn't because you. They

762
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 3: just couldn't handle the competition.

763
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 5: You know, how did you feel when your friend sprung

764
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 5: that on you, that suddenly they're going to be meeting

765
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 5: a bunch of dudes all in one night.

766
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 15: I was horrified.

767
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, so what did you say to your friend?

768
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 3: Was she did she get that, you were like mortified.

769
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 15: I think she got it. But she pushes me, which

770
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 15: most of the time is a good thing.

771
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yeah, you know we balanced each other out.

772
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 5: So did you start talking to all these dudes?

773
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 7: Yeah?

774
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 3: I just imagined her with a clipboard, her friend in

775
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 3: a corner, just crossing names off, like all right.

776
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 8: Next, come on, I got to organize it.

777
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 5: It's a casting call, she's doing side interviews.

778
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 15: She just might have done that. I wouldn't be surprised.

779
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,760
Speaker 5: My god, I mean, did you end up like vibing

780
00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 5: with any of these dudes?

781
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 15: Surprisingly?

782
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 7: Yes?

783
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, they're at.

784
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 15: Least like three or four that I was really I've

785
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 15: been with So are four.

786
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 4: Guys right now? What's going on?

787
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 5: Which one are we calling? Well?

788
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 15: I really liked the first guy that was there locked in.

789
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, you told us.

790
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 15: His name is Jay Ja.

791
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 6: I got really distracted by the twenty dudes forgot.

792
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 3: And why did? Why did Jay stand out?

793
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 15: He was just like really smart and funny. We had

794
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 15: good like banter and all that.

795
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 8: He's on time. He was the first one there.

796
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 5: So Jay was your favorite from the bachelorette experience? Like him?

797
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 15: Yeah?

798
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 5: Did you ever end up going out with him again

799
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 5: after the bar, So.

800
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 15: We exchanged numbers, okay, and we've been texting and all that,

801
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 15: and it was really nice. But recently I've been kind

802
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 15: of putting in more energy to the whole trying to

803
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 15: plan some thing part of it.

804
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 14: Yeah.

805
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, like he's fading a little bit.

806
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 15: Yeah, and I just I don't know why he keeps

807
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 15: pulling away now.

808
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 6: Interesting, I mean, how long has it been since your

809
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 6: guys is first meeting?

810
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 3: Now?

811
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,280
Speaker 15: I guess it hasn't been that long, like a few weeks.

812
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 3: That's a long time. Yeah, that's a long time. Did

813
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 3: you ever go out with any of the other guys now?

814
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 14: No? Wow?

815
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 5: Okays, the one and only.

816
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 3: All eggs one basket hunt.

817
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 5: All right, thank god.

818
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 3: You do.

819
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 5: Here's what we're doing. We're gonna come back. We're gonna

820
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 5: call Jay for you, and we're going to invite him

821
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 5: into the Fantasy Suite to ask you to go out

822
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 5: with you one more second date up games right after

823
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 5: that second date update. Anybody who's seen The Bachelor or

824
00:38:56,239 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 5: The Bachelorette knows the relationships that start on those ships

825
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 5: have a notoriously high success rate of going.

826
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 4: I lost seasons.

827
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 5: I'd say, almost three of those couples are still on

828
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 5: speaking terms, which is pretty good.

829
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 4: I'd like them we may get divorced before the marriage.

830
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 5: But I bring it up because one of our listeners, Robin,

831
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 5: had her own bachelorette experience the other night. Did not

832
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 5: know what was happening until she arrived at the bar

833
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:36,280
Speaker 5: and her friends surprised her with twenty dudes. Was broke.

834
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 5: This is not your moment.

835
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 4: This is for Rob today.

836
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:47,240
Speaker 5: Buttons back up, please. Robin spooks to all of them,

837
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 5: at least the ones who didn't immediately leave when they

838
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 5: found out what was happening. But the guy that she

839
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 5: liked the best was actually the first one she met

840
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 5: then Jay. They had a great time after that, though

841
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 5: we do apologize for Blake Hey that night, Robin feels

842
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 5: like she's been putting more effort into like seeing him again.

843
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 5: She wants some help moving things along.

844
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 3: What we didn't ask is have you asked your best

845
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 3: friend for advice before you came to us or we

846
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:12,800
Speaker 3: are we done with her advice?

847
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 7: Oh?

848
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 15: Yeah, well I think I'm taking just a little break.

849
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, we'll.

850
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 5: Go back to her after we're done calling Jay here. First,

851
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 5: let's see if he picks up and has any explanation, and.

852
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 6: If he doesn't want to go out with you again, bonus,

853
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 6: you got some backup numbers still right from that night.

854
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay, overflow, guys, trying to focus on Jay

855
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 5: for now. I'm going to dial his number. Let's hopefully

856
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:49,879
Speaker 5: he picks up. Here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking

857
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 5: to speak with Jay speaking. Hey, Jay, you are speaking

858
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 5: with a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

859
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 7: Good morning, Oh wow, hey, good morning. How you doing.

860
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 3: Oh you cute little voice. I think he has an accent, sir, Yeah,

861
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 3: I mean, no wonder he.

862
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 7: Was the first one.

863
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 5: You sound pretty comfortable being on the radio here, do

864
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 5: you do you listen every.

865
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 15: Now and then?

866
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say, yeah, oh no accent, Sorry.

867
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 5: Microphone.

868
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 3: I'm just joking.

869
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 5: We're all very excited to talk to you because we've

870
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 5: heard about you through one of our listeners that you

871
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,879
Speaker 5: met the other night and she had a really good

872
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 5: time with you.

873
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, well a couple of weeks ago.

874
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 5: Right, it's someone that you met named Robin.

875
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you.

876
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 4: Definitely remember Robin bro that's like the craziest.

877
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, no, I definitely do. You're You're absolutely right.

878
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 6: I remember Robin, and she didn't say like you're ghosting

879
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 6: or anything like that. It sounds like you guys have

880
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 6: been chatting a little bit via text.

881
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 7: We have, but it's it's been pretty nice.

882
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 5: I could say, yeah, okay, and we've heard about how

883
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 5: you and Robin met that first night. With the way

884
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 5: that her friends set up the big thing at the bar,

885
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm wondering how what was that like for you.

886
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 7: I'm actually really surprised she even told you. She explained

887
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 7: to you guys what happened.

888
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 6: Yes, did you know going in that her friend was

889
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 6: setting up like a bachelorette experience.

890
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 7: Well, that's the thing. I walked in there. I'm expecting

891
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:22,720
Speaker 7: this nice, quiet meetup.

892
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 5: Oh my don't know. You had no idea.

893
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 7: I had no idea what was going on. No, but

894
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 7: I walk in the door and it's like a conveyor

895
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 7: belt of people lined up.

896
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 6: No, I want to crawl into all that.

897
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 3: Poor girl.

898
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 7: Honestly, I felt really bad for her because she seemed shocked.

899
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 7: I don't really think she walked in there expecting this

900
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 7: to be like a party for Robin.

901
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 4: You know, anything, but the friends.

902
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 5: I think it's safe to say that she had no

903
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 5: idea either, So you guys were both in the same

904
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 5: boat of surprise.

905
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 7: We were both shocked, which I think is why are

906
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 7: we actually hit it off? Because you know, she was

907
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 7: having conversations with other people, and I will say, it

908
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 7: looks like she was hitting it off with some people,

909
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 7: but like we really matched on the fact that it

910
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 7: was really uncomfortable to be standing there in a room

911
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 7: directed just for you.

912
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 6: So what if you guys like you sounds like you

913
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 6: had a real connection and you're excited.

914
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 3: Were you going to ask her out and you just

915
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 3: don't got around to it?

916
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 7: Or Oh, here's the thing. My friends we were talking

917
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 7: about it and they said, wow, that was actually a

918
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 7: really cool thing and maybe you should try that for yourself.

919
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,240
Speaker 7: Why don't we do this for you?

920
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 15: Wait?

921
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 5: Wait what Yeah, you're doing the same thing as she's doing.

922
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 7: So I gave them the password for my dating app

923
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 7: and they kind of just wait, went from there and

924
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 7: set it up.

925
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 3: And if that's the case, why isn't Robin invited?

926
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 8: She should be on the list.

927
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 5: That's not very fair to Robin, who like chose you

928
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 5: that night out of all the guys she met at

929
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 5: her Bachelor, A lot.

930
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 8: More girls are going to walk out the room when they.

931
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 5: Probably a zero unless it's open bar that night and.

932
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 4: The guys are the thirsty ones.

933
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 7: I just figured that if she was doing it, maybe

934
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 7: I should do it.

935
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 6: So wait, So you want to go out with Robin,

936
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 6: but you want to wait and see what your options are?

937
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 18: Is that?

938
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 7: And I'm sure Robin's going out with like three or

939
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,359
Speaker 7: four of the other guys from that night, so it's

940
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 7: probably not just me.

941
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 5: You know, that wasn't what we heard from her, But

942
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 5: I don't know true. We do have a way that

943
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 5: we could find out because I need to let you know,

944
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 5: Jay that there is someone waiting out in the secret

945
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 5: limo outside of the studio.

946
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 4: Are allergic.

947
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,919
Speaker 3: The one to talk to you like we would hand

948
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 3: out carnations?

949
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 5: Surprise, it's Robin.

950
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 3: She's on the phone.

951
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 7: She's on the phone. What do you mean she's on

952
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 7: the phone.

953
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 5: I mean she's been on the other line listening this

954
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 5: entire time. That's how the second point welcome.

955
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, Hi, hi Robin. Hey, this is really weird.

956
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,799
Speaker 7: Yeah a little bit.

957
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:10,959
Speaker 14: Have you been though?

958
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 15: I mean, I don't what kind of question is that?

959
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 15: From what I just heard it sounds like you're just

960
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 15: waiting for something better to come along.

961
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 7: Well, I wouldn't say that's the case. I mean, I

962
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 7: was exploring options. Aren't you exploring options?

963
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 14: That night?

964
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 7: It was casual. I like, yeah, I still like.

965
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:37,240
Speaker 15: You, Okay, I'm honestly.

966
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,760
Speaker 7: I mean the reason I haven't made like an official

967
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 7: date yet is because I'm I'm of a little worried

968
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 7: that I might really get attached to you and make

969
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:46,399
Speaker 7: me you.

970
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 15: Know, God forbid, love story.

971
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 5: Needs like a little test with twenty random women.

972
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 6: But isn't that the whole problem with dating right now

973
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 6: is you always feel like there's something better, like just

974
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 6: like the choices are endless right now, and so it

975
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 6: isn't like you scroll through the app and it's just

976
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 6: choice after choice after choice after choice. At some point

977
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 6: you got to take yourself out of that like Hamster

978
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 6: wheel and say this is it.

979
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 5: Hamster's having fun on the wheel right now.

980
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 18: So yeah, But Robin, what I'm hearing here is this

981
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,880
Speaker 18: bachelor pad event for him has not happened yet, and

982
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,760
Speaker 18: it does seem like you two actually do get along

983
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 18: pretty well.

984
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 5: So maybe right now you want to try and talk

985
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 5: to him and convince him to cancel his upcoming Bachelor.

986
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 15: Oh well, I mean, I can't force you to do anything.

987
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 15: I know, that's not even my place. However, I will

988
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 15: say it's the only thing holding you back is just

989
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 15: the fact that you think you're gonna like me too much.

990
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 15: I mean that's a little silly.

991
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, that's a fair point. Yeah. I don't want

992
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:05,760
Speaker 7: to let my friends down though, either.

993
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 3: You know, I.

994
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 6: Honestly think if you go to that and you have

995
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 6: a date with her before, you'll be able to compare.

996
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 5: Right booking her key party idea like she always does.

997
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 5: But I personally think that Jay, in my opinion, I

998
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 5: honestly believe that you should call off the event because

999
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 5: you say you like Robin as much as you say it,

1000
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 5: prove it take her out on a date, a date

1001
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 5: that we would pay for.

1002
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 7: I think that's a great idea. Okay, but I can't

1003
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 7: do that. Oh why, No matter what, after the event,

1004
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 7: I'm gonna text you. I'm going to call you.

1005
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 3: Lucky you, Robin.

1006
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 5: You want to say to Jay before we end this,

1007
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 5: You know.

1008
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 15: I know that I can probably shouldn't. I know that

1009
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 15: I should like be a priority, But okay, let's just

1010
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 15: go on one date.

1011
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 5: Wait, what after all that, you're gonna go out with him?

1012
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:09,479
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's great.

1013
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 3: I really think that they're going to work out.

1014
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,439
Speaker 8: I know you think.

1015
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 6: I think that he's gonna go and there's gonna be

1016
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 6: like not a great selection of people that his friends picked.

1017
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 3: Out for him, and he's going to be like, I'm

1018
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 3: an idiot. Robin's amazing, And.

1019
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 10: You know the dudes are way worse of picking out girls.

1020
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 6: Yes, oh, I bet the half of them are catfishes.

1021
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1022
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, you would stick around if a guy said to you, hey,

1023
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 5: I really really like you. Yeah, but I'm going to

1024
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,760
Speaker 5: date twenty other women. First, say I haven't.

1025
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,720
Speaker 3: Even gone out of a date. She doesn't have DIBs

1026
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:40,280
Speaker 3: on anything.

1027
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 4: They can't go on twenty other ones lined up for

1028
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 4: Who does it?

1029
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 3: These days?

1030
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 5: I give up on relationships and love you jeh. You

1031
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 5: know what, they're still hard for you. I don't email

1032
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 5: the show. We'll call that person and then the twenty

1033
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 5: five other people that you're also sort of interested in. Yeah,

1034
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 5: try and get you a second date.

1035
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 3: I think that's why this it works for everyone.

1036
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 5: The days it's Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, it's brook

1037
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the morning, and everybody here uses something

1038
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 5: different to help them wake up and get a little

1039
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 5: jolt going.

1040
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 14: In the morning.

1041
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.

1042
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 5: Like, personally, I go with five hour energies.

1043
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 3: How many you.

1044
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 4: Injected? You have five days?

1045
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 6: Honestly, if any cardiologists are listening, you may need Like, do.

1046
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 15: You have one?

1047
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 5: I'm the weird one I know. Alexis SIPs on her

1048
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 5: grande iced triple espressos with sweet cream, caramel drizzle and

1049
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 5: rainbow spreak. Well Brook gulfs down her mug of orphan

1050
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 5: tears and laughs like Heath Ledger in the dark night

1051
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 5: as she drives down the emergency bus lane.

1052
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 9: Because everybody's got their own special way to.

1053
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 5: Wake up in the morning. But for the next generation

1054
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 5: coming up behind us, coffee and all these other options

1055
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 5: aren't gonna cut it. Instead, the hot new trend for

1056
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 5: young people is snorting caffeine.

1057
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 4: What, oh my gosh, I about that?

1058
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 8: Cannot be good for you?

1059
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,240
Speaker 3: And how do you even get just caffeine our drug dealers?

1060
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 3: No silly caffeine.

1061
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 2: I know a guy.

1062
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 5: There's a new product now called Wanna Bump and it's.

1063
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 3: A white Wait wait, you can buy it and you

1064
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 3: can buy it.

1065
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 5: It's a white caffeinated powder.

1066
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just believe it at that.

1067
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 5: But it's legal, so you can actually buy this on

1068
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 5: Amazon and they call it instant energy on demand.

1069
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is so.

1070
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 10: And the marketing you're supposed to go to your friends

1071
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 10: and be like, hey, wanna bump No, No, it's all

1072
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 10: bump stop.

1073
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:47,720
Speaker 3: How about do you want a heart attack?

1074
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 5: But it's been in the news recently because it's been

1075
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 5: blown up on social media and experts are telling people

1076
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 5: do not buy it. They say when you drink caffeine

1077
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 5: or get it from things like chuck, it absorbs into

1078
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 5: your body gradually happens a lot faster if you snort.

1079
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,359
Speaker 6: It those that's amazing to me that they like take

1080
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 6: remember four Loco when it was killing people.

1081
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,240
Speaker 3: Then they're like, oh, we're not going to make that anymore.

1082
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 3: Those are the good days, okay. I also don't.

1083
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 10: Recommend carrying small vials of Life around.

1084
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 4: I swear.

1085
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 5: We're gonna have a little bonding activity and try some

1086
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 5: new stuff out before we get into Laser Stories, a

1087
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 5: super high energy edition coming up right after this.

1088
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 6: We're all that's going to be grinding our talking at

1089
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 6: the same time.

1090
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 5: It's the radio segment that's trying to sell floating porta

1091
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 5: potties to skydiving companies. Were in the air halfway down.

1092
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 5: If you gotta go, just veer over to one of

1093
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:52,919
Speaker 5: those mile high honey buckets, do your business and get

1094
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:59,800
Speaker 5: out quick. There's a line laser down Blazer stories segment

1095
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:02,400
Speaker 5: or reading weird news stories around glow just like everyone

1096
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 5: else does, except we've got a laser, and those other

1097
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 5: parachuter tutors just dump this first laser stories out of

1098
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 5: the not so friendly skies. Thirty five year old Ramesh

1099
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 5: Poar was flying from Mumbai to Bengalaru and as soon

1100
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 5: as the seatbelt sign turned off, he excused himself to

1101
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 5: the laboratory. For some reason, he didn't come back.

1102
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 3: Where did he go?

1103
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:29,919
Speaker 13: Then?

1104
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 5: Airline attendants soon found out why because Ramesh's bathroom door

1105
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 5: malfunction and he ended up stuck inside.

1106
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 10: Today, he was stuck in the attendant well.

1107
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 5: After calling for help, the flight attendants tried to pry

1108
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:48,800
Speaker 5: the door open, but they couldn't. Then a couple of

1109
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 5: passengers got involved, but after a while they realized it

1110
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 5: just wasn't gonna work, So Ramesh had to spend the

1111
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 5: remaining one hour and forty five minutes sitting in the

1112
00:52:58,280 --> 00:52:59,760
Speaker 5: tiny airplane restroom.

1113
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 4: I don't know where it's.

1114
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 3: Worse for him or anybody who has to go on

1115
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 3: the flight to.

1116
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 4: I like it. I'm in my own place myself. I

1117
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 4: got the Wi Fi still run in. Let's go.

1118
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 6: If you didn't have claustrophobia to start with, you haven't

1119
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 6: come out.

1120
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 5: In an attempt to calm him down, the crew members

1121
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 5: slid a note underneath the door that read, sir, we

1122
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 5: tried our best to open the door. However we could not.

1123
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,840
Speaker 5: Do not panic. We're landing in an hour and a half,

1124
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 5: so please close the commode lid, sit on it, and

1125
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,720
Speaker 5: secure yourself.

1126
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 4: And a half away.

1127
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 6: Isn't do not panic the same as saying just calm down, no, no,

1128
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,240
Speaker 6: It only intensifies the emotion.

1129
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 4: Telling me not the panic because it's an emergency.

1130
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 5: But on the bright side, you don't have to share

1131
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,839
Speaker 5: arm rests with the person next to you, so let's

1132
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:46,879
Speaker 5: look at the positive stuff.

1133
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 3: Do you even put your arms.

1134
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 5: After the plane landed and was deboarded, two engineers came

1135
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 5: on and broke open the door.

1136
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 3: Do you think everybody who walked by him a little

1137
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 3: tap tap on the good.

1138
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:03,359
Speaker 4: Luck him there.

1139
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 5: Ramesh received medical support and was released. As for the airline,

1140
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,879
Speaker 5: they gave him a full refund for his flight and

1141
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 5: a coupon for a free meal. So you know what.

1142
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 3: Makes you hungry? Sitting in the airplane bathroom for an hour.

1143
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:21,839
Speaker 5: Said he will fly again. He's just gonna make sure

1144
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 5: he doesn't have to go Wii Wei the next time

1145
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 5: he's on an airplane.

1146
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 3: Good call, that's a direct quot.

1147
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 4: He went immediately after the take off.

1148
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 5: This next lazer stories out of the United Kingdom. The

1149
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 5: owners of a bar called the Maltster's Arms just changed

1150
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 5: its name to help people keep their new year's resolution

1151
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 5: to work out. More so, the new name of their

1152
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 5: bar is called the Gym. Honey, I'm going to the

1153
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 5: gym love, So now they can tell their friends and family, Yes,

1154
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 5: I've gone to the gym every single day this.

1155
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 4: Week A real alcoholic. I got drunk at the gym

1156
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 4: again like I always.

1157
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 3: Why did the gym kick me out?

1158
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 5: They even put up a new sign, bought special glasses

1159
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 5: that look like dumbbells, so smart, funny and if you

1160
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 5: show up in workout gear, your first drink is free,

1161
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 5: Let's go.

1162
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 3: That's kind of a cute theme.

1163
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 5: It's not clear if they're changing the name permanently or

1164
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 5: they're gonna switch back to the old one. But in

1165
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 5: related news, gen Z's new favorite workout is singing karaoke.

1166
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1167
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:32,400
Speaker 5: Some TikToker claims singing burns around five hundred calories per hour,

1168
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:36,280
Speaker 5: and she even broke it down by song, like, for example,

1169
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 5: you'll burn exactly thirteen calories singing My Heart Will Go

1170
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 5: On by Celine Dion.

1171
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 8: Oh, this seems like a lot of work for.

1172
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm gonna tell you people listening to me

1173
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 6: sing that song are gonna burn a lot more.

1174
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:49,759
Speaker 3: Trying to run away his.

1175
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 5: Next lazer stories out of V Day, Me Day, and

1176
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 5: whether you like it or not, we're getting closer to Valentine's.

1177
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 4: I don't care who knows it.

1178
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 5: And your significant other may already be dropping hints. And

1179
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,359
Speaker 5: if they're hinting that they'd like to go to Applebee's

1180
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 5: a lot, then there's an exciting deal for you this

1181
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 5: year because Applebee's has been selling a date night pass

1182
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,360
Speaker 5: for two hundred bucks.

1183
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:18,440
Speaker 3: What that's a lot of money.

1184
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 5: No, hold on, yeh, because you'll get a card that's

1185
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 5: good for one whole year that gives you thirty dollars

1186
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:27,879
Speaker 5: for food and non alcoholic drinks on every single.

1187
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 6: Visit what you can if you went too Applebee's every day,

1188
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 6: you are like way making your money.

1189
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 5: It's worth it. You can only use it once per day,

1190
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,280
Speaker 5: but basically you'd have to go at least seven times

1191
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,799
Speaker 5: the entire year to make all of that money back.

1192
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 4: That's smart.

1193
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:45,760
Speaker 5: But you can use it up to fifty two times

1194
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 5: through January thirty first of twenty twenty five, so it

1195
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 5: could max out at fifteen hundred dollars in discounts.

1196
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,360
Speaker 6: Right, actually need the Taco Bell Challenge.

1197
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,880
Speaker 3: I nominate Alexis for the Applebee's Challenge.

1198
00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:59,239
Speaker 8: I need to save money. I should do it.

1199
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 3: I'll buy two pass for you. Yeah, they have.

1200
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 4: Like dollar margeritas all the time.

1201
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 5: You're gonna be wasted and then she'll go to the

1202
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 5: gym and get drunk. This next laser story is out

1203
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 5: of trend Town, USA. Could your normal name be going

1204
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 5: extinct because BabyCenter dot Com just looked at names we

1205
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 5: think of as normal that are becoming much much less common.

1206
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jeffrey's in my kids class. I'm gonna tell you that, Yeah,

1207
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 3: no one's good enough.

1208
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 5: There's a few names that are plummeting in the rankings

1209
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 5: right now. Number one, and I'm not making this up

1210
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 5: is Brook. It was just the four hundred and seventy

1211
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 5: first most popular name for girls last year, which is

1212
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 5: down two hundred spots from just a couple of years ago.

1213
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,360
Speaker 3: No, honestly, I'm glad like less of me.

1214
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 8: Is more names less once they meet someone with it

1215
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 8: that ruins it. For this, I'm.

1216
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 5: Just saying, Julius is down one hundred and eighty nine

1217
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 5: spots for boys.

1218
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 3: Julius was high before, used.

1219
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 5: To be Mackenzie's down one eighty four, the ever popular

1220
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 5: name for decades, Johnny is even down one hundred and fifty.

1221
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 18: Yeah, my little cousin's name is jack.

1222
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 5: Amanda's down one thirty one, Michelle down one twenty nine,

1223
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 5: Diana down one o eight spots, and Angela down ninety

1224
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 5: four places in the rankings.

1225
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 4: God, I don't want to offend anybody, but those are

1226
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 4: old girl names. I know, my God, I mean the

1227
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:29,959
Speaker 4: more they read.

1228
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 3: But honestly, like in my kids elementary school, I just

1229
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 3: want like a.

1230
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 8: Carol I think would be really funny like.

1231
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 5: An older Donald Margaret.

1232
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 3: They don't exist anymore.

1233
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 5: But maybe the most shocking of all, the name that

1234
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 5: we all questioned in this room is down a whopping

1235
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 5: ninety one spots in just one year. And that name

1236
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 5: is Nora. Oh my plummeting in popularity.

1237
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 3: Good enough, Nourra's in the world. I started it? Okay,

1238
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:00,040
Speaker 3: maybe Nora Joe.

1239
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 5: As soon to be parents say. The name was way

1240
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 5: overused a few years ago and associated with pseudo celebs

1241
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 5: who got rich on the backs of the poor. So,

1242
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 5: for whatever reason, looks like the name Nora is out.

1243
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 5: But surprisingly the name Humper is in.

1244
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 3: Oh wow, how is our second choice for her?

1245
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 5: Through the ranks? This guy continues to get more and

1246
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 5: more popular. One little squeak out of town and that

1247
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 5: sound means Laser Stories has come to an end for

1248
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 5: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.

1249
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 13: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1250
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 5: Garrett is a return player today. Him and his son

1251
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 5: listen to our show every single morning, and Garrett, we've

1252
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 5: been asking everybody about their New Year's resolutions and how

1253
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 5: they've been going this deep into the new year. Apparently

1254
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 5: yours was to be healthier and eat better. But recently

1255
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 5: you took a trip to McDonald's. You've got nuggets and fries,

1256
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 5: and you also said you got a quote mac.

1257
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 7: Not sure if it's convenient.

1258
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 14: So convenient?

1259
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,280
Speaker 7: No, I got three kids. What do you expect?

1260
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 5: Do you want to apologize to Brook and to yourself

1261
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 5: for letting yourself down on your New Year's resolutions? No regret,

1262
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 5: no record, It was worth it.

1263
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 6: I like the vague New Year's solutions because there's a

1264
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 6: lot of room wiggle room there, and I feel like

1265
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 6: you're using that.

1266
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:30,760
Speaker 14: Yeah, just be healthy, that's it.

1267
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, healthy is.

1268
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, yeah, you know.

1269
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 5: All right, Well, I hope this show is entertaining ish

1270
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 5: and we're gonna send Brook out of the studio while

1271
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 5: she leaves. You know, the game works, s Garrett, You

1272
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,640
Speaker 5: got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If

1273
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 5: you don't know when, you can say past. But you

1274
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 5: do have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1275
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1276
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 14: I'm ready?

1277
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 5: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is Beer Can

1278
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 5: Appreciation Day, which beer can turns blue when it's the

1279
01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 5: perfect temperature for drinking.

1280
01:00:59,280 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 14: Court.

1281
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 5: What is the most populated city in Canada?

1282
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 14: Toronto.

1283
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 5: The popular butter Lando Lakes is made in what Midwest

1284
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 5: state with content in Britain. If you're a beefeater, what

1285
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 5: is your job title?

1286
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 14: The lawyer?

1287
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 2: It's not right?

1288
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 5: Rue is a character from what famous animated series.

1289
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 7: Pokemon Heed going on that.

1290
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 5: How do you feel you did there?

1291
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 14: Brooks? Not so good? Not so good?

1292
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 15: We'll see all.

1293
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 5: Right, Brooks's gonna come back into the studio. I think

1294
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 5: there she is. She's on her phone. And Garrett, you're

1295
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 5: a lawyer, I am. Have you seen any lawsuits coming

1296
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 5: down the pike after us? It tends to happen.

1297
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 17: I'm not authorized to answer that question at the time.

1298
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 6: If you're a lawyer and you want to sue, do

1299
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 6: you just hire yourself?

1300
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 7: They say, a.

1301
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 14: Lawyer who represents himself as a fool for a client.

1302
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 14: So there you go.

1303
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 3: I call yourself a dummy.

1304
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,880
Speaker 7: Lawyers, I got plenty of them.

1305
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 3: Do you what's your favorite lawyer joke?

1306
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 14: What do you call ten thousand dead lawyers at the

1307
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,160
Speaker 14: bottom of the ocean? What a good start?

1308
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 3: There are going to be more positive jokes about you,

1309
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 3: but I get it. We're on radio. We're also very

1310
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 3: self deprecating.

1311
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 5: We like that Garrett. Alright, Brook, let's go to you

1312
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 5: right themselves?

1313
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:25,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ready, your.

1314
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:29,160
Speaker 5: Time starts now. Today is Beer Can Appreciation Day. Which

1315
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 5: beer can turns blue when it's the perfect temperature.

1316
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:33,920
Speaker 3: For drinking Budweiser bud Light.

1317
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:36,880
Speaker 5: What is the most populated city in Canada?

1318
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 3: Uh? Toronto?

1319
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 5: The popular butter Lando Lakes is made in what Midwest state?

1320
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 3: Minnesota?

1321
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 5: In Britain. If you are a bee feed what is

1322
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 5: your job title?

1323
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 3: Beef feeder?

1324
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:51,440
Speaker 5: Pass Rue is a character from what famous animated series?

1325
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 5: Which color of the American flag represents heartiness and valor?

1326
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 3: I'm going to say blue valor.

1327
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,440
Speaker 5: We're gonna see if any of that was right when

1328
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 5: we go over to the scoreboard and check the score

1329
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:04,959
Speaker 5: with Jose.

1330
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:07,440
Speaker 15: I'll just sit over here until you stop being mad

1331
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 15: at me.

1332
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 5: Garrett.

1333
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,440
Speaker 4: You got one correct today?

1334
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 14: All right?

1335
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:15,240
Speaker 4: It's a rough case.

1336
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like it.

1337
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:16,920
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1338
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 4: Do you ever have this moment in court where you're like, look,

1339
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 4: you got to read me the results.

1340
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:25,320
Speaker 10: I know I lost the case, broke one.

1341
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 5: It's another trip back to McDonald's to eat your shame.

1342
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 5: After this, let's go to the answers. It's Beer Can

1343
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 5: Appreciation Day. The beer Can that turns blue when it's

1344
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:39,920
Speaker 5: the perfect temperature for drinking. Is Core's lights really so technical?

1345
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 5: We couldn't give it to you, Garrett.

1346
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 4: They're actually different.

1347
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.

1348
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:48,960
Speaker 5: The most populated city in Canada is Toronto with two

1349
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:52,680
Speaker 5: point seventy four million people. Second is Montreal. The popular

1350
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Speaker 5: Butterlando Lakes is made in Minnesota because that state's motto

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Speaker 5: is the Land of ten thousand Lakes. In Britain, if

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Speaker 5: you're a beef eater, your job is a guard. The

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Speaker 5: guards of the Tower of London are called beefeaters and

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Speaker 5: they have that beefeater gin.

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Speaker 6: I was gonna say gin drinker, but I do think

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Speaker 6: that was the profession honestly.

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Speaker 4: The logo is the guard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Rue is a character from Winnie the Pooh. He's Kenga's baby.

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Speaker 5: And the color on the American flag that represents hardiness

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Speaker 5: and valor is red. Oh really, blue means justice and

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Speaker 5: white means purity.

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Speaker 3: The United States of America very pure, yes.

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Speaker 14: Guard ye?

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Speaker 5: And if you tell us otherwise, we will come invage,

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Speaker 5: don't you dare?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 5: Garrett, I'm sorry it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today,

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Speaker 5: but just we're playing. You do win a four pack

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Speaker 5: of tickets to the Seattle Boat Show, with more than

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Speaker 5: one hundred boats on display. You'll find this year's largest

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Speaker 5: collection of boat's gadget gear and accessories, happening February second

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Speaker 5: through February tenth. Discount tickets available at Seattle boat Show

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Speaker 5: dot com. All right, thank you guys.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna ask another lawyer joke, but I don't

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Speaker 3: think I want to.

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Speaker 5: Eric, Yeah, yeah, Ark so dark.

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Speaker 7: Garrett.

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Speaker 5: Love having you on. Thanks for playing man. We'll be

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Speaker 5: back to the wind Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow

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Speaker 13: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.