WEBVTT - Watching Porn in Your Bed

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, scary, what's your phone tap all about? Today?

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<v Speaker 2>So Alyssa emailed us to phone tap her roommates. Sophia,

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<v Speaker 2>Alyssa's girlfriend, Alex, is coming for a visit and staying

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<v Speaker 2>with them, And since Alyssa and Sophia are going to

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<v Speaker 2>be at work when Alex got to the house, they

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<v Speaker 2>figured they'd leave a key for Alex.

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<v Speaker 1>So Sophia gets the phone call from her house guest, Alex.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me guess you're Alex. I'm al Let's see what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Scary's phonetip. Hello, is this Sophia?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is Sophia? It's Alex. I just got to the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Some stuff's not in order here. I'm trying to ax.

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<v Speaker 1>Did Alysia tell you that I was staying with you

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<v Speaker 1>guys for the weekend? Yeah, she said that Alex was

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<v Speaker 1>coming in, But I did, I mean, she wasn't. She

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't specific. I thought it was it was a girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no, I'm a dude. Last I checked.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, staying in Melissa's room right.

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<v Speaker 1>The one with the flat panel TV on the wall

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<v Speaker 1>and the Hunter Douglas shades. No no, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no, that's my room.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you so?

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<v Speaker 1>You are actually inside my room right now? Late, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out in the bed. I'm just on my bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, uh well, the reason why I was calling

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<v Speaker 1>was because I couldn't find the promote control to the TV.

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<v Speaker 1>Wae wait a minute, you are right now sleeping in

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<v Speaker 1>my bed looking for a remote control. I found it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was in your underwear drawer, So I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to let you know I found it incase you're looking

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<v Speaker 1>for it. But that's not our room.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my room.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that till just now, though. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>why did you do that? What is that? That's a TV?

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<v Speaker 1>You're watching porn right now? I got six channels from

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen ninety nine. To get out of the well, I'm sorry, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you understand. I didn't know it was your room. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Get out of that room. Do you have the password

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<v Speaker 1>for the computer? Oh? I got? Are you still in

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<v Speaker 1>my bed? I got clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>Eyes in a stranger house.

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<v Speaker 1>We used to watch porn together all the time. It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't a big deal. Throw it in the offer the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom and get out of my room. I'm calling Melissa

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<v Speaker 1>right now. All right, listen, let's call her before she

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<v Speaker 1>calls you back. I'm gonna dill her real quick. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be perfect. I'm gonna be quiet. You you talk?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Kay?

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<v Speaker 2>How are you? I didn't know Alex was the guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He calls me he's watching porn on my bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Sophia, you know Alex and I were tight backing college.

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<v Speaker 1>We did everything together, and so I told him when

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<v Speaker 1>he came over to just make himself at home and

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<v Speaker 1>do what he had to do until one of us

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<v Speaker 1>gets home. He went to my underwear doors. He probably

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<v Speaker 1>that's my vibrator. Now I have to throw away every

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<v Speaker 1>single patty that I have.

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<v Speaker 2>And not only that. Then he just like Mary, my

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<v Speaker 2>bad and watch porn.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll wash it. We'll wash it. It's not a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Let mean, we'll wash it. I'm not gonna And how

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<v Speaker 1>am I gonna look at this guy?

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<v Speaker 2>Because?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, now he knows that I have a vibrader. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you know that I'm a.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's it?

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<v Speaker 1>How did I get on this line? I was the

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<v Speaker 1>favorite movie. I'm playing it at work joke? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, Yeah, Sophia, it's scary Jones, Melos the Rand

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning Show and you've been phone tapped due

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<v Speaker 1>we got you girls. Oh my god, I had no

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<v Speaker 1>idea you were in this party. My good a Laryer.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody's in an apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm just watching porn at Elvis's office. The Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded with

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<v Speaker 1>permission granted by all participants.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show