Speaker 1: Brook the boys light reactions.
Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 3: Free Yeah Brooklyn boy slice time for episode number three
Speaker 3: eleven and beyond.
Speaker 4: That was a good episode. It gave them homework what
Speaker 4: we got. Yeah you think so?
Speaker 3: You think they did their homework because back when I
Speaker 3: was a kid, Brodie, I hated homework. I used to
Speaker 3: save ship till the morning of that it was due.
Speaker 4: I never, I never your dog, get your homework. And nowadays,
Speaker 4: you know, allegedly people are eating dogs. Times change, you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean. I'm telling you, Brody, did you do?
Speaker 3: Were you a cheater? What did you do?
Speaker 4: Were you? Were you a homework guy? You know me? Yeah,
Speaker 4: don't break Come on, No, I did the homework.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 4: I was the kid in the class who told the
Speaker 4: teacher when she spelled something wrong. You were that kid.
Speaker 4: I'm still that kid.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: I see now, I see now where you get you,
Speaker 3: where your roots are from? Did I graduated high school
Speaker 3: at sixteen.
Speaker 4: For no reason? We could have stayed there? You should
Speaker 4: have stayed Why? Why? Because I want to stay in school.
Speaker 4: I went right to college as soon as I could
Speaker 4: get there. All right, let's go all right, all right,
Speaker 4: Well you're in a rush today. Yeah, I got I
Speaker 4: got stuff to do, people to beat in pickleball. Wow.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, Well, haste makes waste this right, and waste
Speaker 4: makes haste. Thank you for leaving your feedback, whether you
Speaker 4: did your homework or not. It's okay. We like we
Speaker 4: like commentary. Yes, listen to the commentary, but listen to
Speaker 4: the Iaro app.
Speaker 3: Clicked the microphone button if this is your first time listening,
Speaker 3: and then you get to leave feedback like this person
Speaker 3: did commenting one episode three on nine, The Chiefs don't
Speaker 3: play in Kansas, dumbass.
Speaker 6: Brooklyn boys, is your boy shaded your mobster and it's
Speaker 6: always brody and scary Episode three on nine, in reference
Speaker 6: to getting sucked over by something from a team like website.
Speaker 6: We ordered a Christmas tree like a good Jewish family.
Speaker 6: You're supposed to come out of the box and grow
Speaker 6: into a seven foot tall pre lid Christmas tree. And
Speaker 6: when the Christmas tree arrived, it turned out to be
Speaker 6: a box of Chinese toothbrushes. Thankfully we used our American express.
Speaker 4: Is that continued, That's that's terrible. Well maybe maybe that's
Speaker 4: that's Judaism's way of saying, don't buy a Christmas tree.
Speaker 3: I know, but that's like a that's like opening up
Speaker 3: a can of peanuts and a snake pops out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, can you make a tree out of the toothbrushes,
Speaker 4: like tape them to a stick or something. It's gotta said.
Speaker 4: You could do with them whatever they say is there
Speaker 4: and play out words with two rushes, brushes and trees.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 4: But the deal is he saved money though, That's all
Speaker 4: that matters. But he got what he wanted or not.
Speaker 4: He saved money on it, saved money on a box
Speaker 4: he could have spent. He could have spent three times
Speaker 4: as much if he had bought those tooth brushes here
Speaker 4: in America.
Speaker 7: Part two.
Speaker 6: Thankfully we used our American Express card and they instantly
Speaker 6: refunded us and reported it as fraud and hopefully went
Speaker 6: after the company. But yeah, we got We got a
Speaker 6: package of Chinese toothbrushes and to this day we still
Speaker 6: have those Chinese toothbrushes. No Christmas tree though, anyway, Love
Speaker 6: you guys.
Speaker 4: Love you too, shady jew. It took America Express to
Speaker 4: fix the problem. America Express.
Speaker 8: Scary and Brody Brody and Scary Scaroady that knee from
Speaker 8: ct MJ from NJ. You have the happiest, most carefree
Speaker 8: vibe of any slice. You're adorable. You're like a teddy bear.
Speaker 8: What a wonderful specimen. I love the fresh openness about you.
Speaker 8: Good Lord, I couldn't love you any harder. Never stop,
Speaker 8: never change, and have a great life.
Speaker 3: Lots of love for MJ from NJ. From who from Donnie?
Speaker 4: Okay, very good.
Speaker 9: Hey guys, Vinnie from Brooklyn. I'm re listening to episode
Speaker 9: three oh eight. I would love to hear that chat
Speaker 9: GBT with an Indian voice, like when you call up
Speaker 9: a customer service. That would be hysterical. But either way,
Speaker 9: I'm enjoying re listening to this episode.
Speaker 4: All right, Thank you guys, Thank you, Vinny.
Speaker 9: Vinnie from Brooklyn here again and listening to this episode again.
Speaker 9: When Scary was talking about giving away the money at
Speaker 9: American Dream, Moll, you corrected him when he said you
Speaker 9: asked him who was giving away the money and he
Speaker 9: said Gabard and I you corrected him by saying me
Speaker 9: he didn't catch it.
Speaker 4: But I believe I would be.
Speaker 9: Correc as well in that situation, because if you said
Speaker 9: who's given away the money and you said, I am
Speaker 9: that's all I could be wrong, thanks, guys.
Speaker 4: It depends on what part of the sentence it was.
Speaker 4: If you said Garrett and I are giving it away
Speaker 4: or come meet Garrett and I, then that would be wrong.
Speaker 4: So I don't remember how he said it, but at
Speaker 4: the time he was probably wrong. But it depends on
Speaker 4: where in the sentence and whether you're before or after
Speaker 4: the action of the sentence. But yes, if you take
Speaker 4: the other name out, and it makes sense that it's correct.
Speaker 10: Victoria from Brooklyn here. So I went with my husband
Speaker 10: and my daughter to this information session because she's going
Speaker 10: to be going into high school soon about AP and
Speaker 10: honest courses, and the lady running it, who's heading up
Speaker 10: the program, started a sentence with irregardless. So not only
Speaker 10: was that ironic, but it made me think, maybe this
Speaker 10: isn't the best program to go to. And I thought
Speaker 10: Brooklyn Boys, for sure, there.
Speaker 3: Was definitely a guy in our past who Birdie and
Speaker 3: I are thinking of who used to use that used
Speaker 3: to use that term irregardless. It's it's regardless or what
Speaker 3: would be the era where they're looking for that. They're
Speaker 3: conflicting no, no, no, no, irrelevant, irrelevant and regardless okay, but
Speaker 3: you know how ginormous is now a word. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 3: I will judge you for saying irregardless because it's a
Speaker 3: terrible word.
Speaker 4: But just so you know, slices, technically it is a word.
Speaker 4: Irregardless is a word. Yeah, No, it's not. Yes, it
Speaker 4: is if you google it. It's a ward. It's been
Speaker 4: a word for hundreds of years. Yeah, it's one of
Speaker 4: those words nobody uses because it's terrible, but it is
Speaker 4: legally a word. Get out. If you got marked wrong
Speaker 4: on a turn paper, you could fight it. It's a word. Wow,
Speaker 4: say it? Nah, it doesn't sound right. Watching TikTok today,
Speaker 4: I heard you know how people battle on TikTok always,
Speaker 4: So this girl was battling a guy I follow and
Speaker 4: she said, everybody hit the screen. Y'all, y'all. Everybody in
Speaker 4: y'all is the same thing. So it was redundant. Yeah, y'all.
Speaker 4: Everybody mentioned was like, y'all doesn't sound have the same ring.
Speaker 11: Or jew.
Speaker 12: I just wanted to wish Shaunatova to brody and ahem
Speaker 12: and girl's name was a rohell or something. You guys,
Speaker 12: New Year.
Speaker 4: Very nice. He named the four Jews that are involved
Speaker 4: in this podcast. That's great, very nice as well.
Speaker 3: We should, Reggie, we should set a chair for Elijah, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we should.
Speaker 4: Why not.
Speaker 13: Reggie here? So I met up with Black Reggie from Richmond.
Speaker 13: He's a great guy. We shared drink, we shared some
Speaker 13: tetanus and a little std. It was an awesome night.
Speaker 13: I fairly remember it.
Speaker 4: Okay, Thank you, Reggie. Love her humor hilarious. Brodie's scary,
Speaker 4: scary Brodie.
Speaker 5: It's risk to Reggie, to original Reggie. But I am
Speaker 5: happily married and I would like to be alive today. Also,
Speaker 5: how do you guys deal with your baseball team letting
Speaker 5: you down?
Speaker 4: My orals? Let me down? Any advice I would greatly
Speaker 4: appreciate it. Thank you. We'll let you know after the
Speaker 4: Phillies Mets series is over. Right now, our team is
Speaker 4: not letting us down. I know.
Speaker 3: I don't want to jink shit, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: I got a bad feeling about this.
Speaker 4: Don't say anything. Who's going for the Mets today? Jose Kintana,
Speaker 4: who pitched fantastically well, lest right, all right, knock.
Speaker 11: On wood, Hi, bie boys, it's Riscott. Holy shit.
Speaker 14: Quarter girl is even worse than the cheese and the
Speaker 14: Bronzino scandal.
Speaker 11: I fear for that generation. How the fuck do you.
Speaker 14: Like, I have no words for someone ordering quarters on
Speaker 14: Amazon and not knowing about the bank.
Speaker 11: I just I have no words for it. And it's
Speaker 11: just so embarrassing.
Speaker 4: It is. Although I think, I really think she's doing
Speaker 4: a bit for TikTok. So she goes viral. You really
Speaker 4: need to watch her account. That's her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's her and all her videos. She's
Speaker 3: made a spoof account popular.
Speaker 4: I don't think she's bright enough to be that dumb
Speaker 4: what huh huh.
Speaker 14: I also feel like the most embarrassing part is that
Speaker 14: these people are making tiktoks about this, like, oh my god,
Speaker 14: this is so funnier, Oh my god, this is so embarrassing,
Speaker 14: Like how are you willingly putting that information on the
Speaker 14: internet for everyone to see that you're a fucking dumb
Speaker 14: ass regarding the quarter situation?
Speaker 11: By the way, I I don't know. It's just sometimes.
Speaker 14: I'll read the comments on a TikTok and people are like, yeah,
Speaker 14: you can still delete this, like this is embarrassing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh there's more.
Speaker 14: By the way, scary, it's bed Kim, not bad Kim.
Speaker 14: You kept saying bad Kim, but then you were talking
Speaker 14: about the lyrics. I was hoping you'd correct yourself. But yeah,
Speaker 14: hence uh the sexual uh innuendos is that's the word
Speaker 14: I'm thinking of. Uh yeah, I just wanted to correct you.
Speaker 14: Scary love you.
Speaker 4: Wow, Wow, I fucked up on that one.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I should have known it was bed Kim. Should have
Speaker 3: I seen stared the song titles all day long.
Speaker 4: How did I say? Did I really say bad Kem?
Speaker 4: I don't remember I did. I don't remember. No, she's right,
Speaker 4: it is bed Kem. Mm hmmm mm hmmm. Why don't
Speaker 4: you have some espresso?
Speaker 11: Hibee? Boys, it's rifka scary.
Speaker 14: I don't appreciate when you yell at us that we
Speaker 14: all need to catch up and you're looking at the
Speaker 14: numbers and everyone's behind. I want you to know how
Speaker 14: many fucking times I refreshed my podcast app all week
Speaker 14: last week, waiting for a new episode. And I know
Speaker 14: you guys, really and there were reasons for that, and
Speaker 14: that's totally fine. But like you're yelling at us to
Speaker 14: catch up, like I've been caught up, like we are
Speaker 14: caught up.
Speaker 3: Scary, Well, the problem with me telling that to the
Speaker 3: people listening to the recent episode is those are the
Speaker 3: people that are caught up.
Speaker 4: What I should be doing is going back to episode.
Speaker 3: One twenty three and slipping a line in there and
Speaker 3: re editing it and being like, hey, if you're listening
Speaker 3: to this right now, catch up, because those are the
Speaker 3: people that we really should be talking to.
Speaker 4: So Riff is right, yeah, but scary, you're making a
Speaker 4: mistake in assuming that our regular listeners are behind. These
Speaker 4: could be new listeners that are just now or previously
Speaker 4: got on board late. We take we love all in service.
Speaker 3: At what point do you get our collection in our
Speaker 3: library and be like, this is insurmountable.
Speaker 4: I can't I can't even. I can't even. There's a
Speaker 4: lot of I had to go back and listen to
Speaker 4: every episode. I don't think I could do it. I
Speaker 4: have favorite episodes. Please don't DM me and ask me
Speaker 4: which ones. I'm saying in general, I have a couple
Speaker 4: that I you know, the CDEL episode and the Large
Speaker 4: Box on my driveway is one of my favorites, and
Speaker 4: the Uber Driver from Hell. There's a few of them
Speaker 4: that I'm you know, but uh, you know, it's a
Speaker 4: lot of episodes scary three hundred and eleven episodes. Yes,
Speaker 4: slice times a couple of interviews.
Speaker 3: But you're right, I'm preaching. I'm preaching to the choir.
Speaker 3: She's right, because if I just thought of it now,
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, wait a second, right, people, the people
Speaker 3: that need to catch up aren't hearing these episodes.
Speaker 4: Until they catch up. Until they catch up up, which
Speaker 4: case it's too late.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing though, if they listen to three
Speaker 4: eleven and we're up to three twenty, then it's still
Speaker 4: okay that they hear it, because then they have to
Speaker 4: catch up to three.
Speaker 15: Right.
Speaker 3: But I'm giving the message to the wrong audience. I
Speaker 3: really need to go back to episode sixty three. I like,
Speaker 3: if you're listening to this right now, come on, hurry up.
Speaker 4: You're giving the right message ahead of the people that
Speaker 4: need to catch up, so eventually they'll catch up to
Speaker 4: your message. Who well, hit the next hit, the next call. Huh.
Speaker 14: Science Now that I think about it, though, I think
Speaker 14: that's why the cheese and Bronzino scandal was talked about
Speaker 14: so much was because everyone that was catching up was
Speaker 14: commenting on it. We're commenting on it. Everybody was We're
Speaker 14: Oh my god, Brody, don't come for me. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 14: just wanted to say that some people are caught up
Speaker 14: and are you know, hardcore listeners and fans, and uh,
Speaker 14: I just I got triggered by the yelling I love you,
Speaker 14: love you not as much as I.
Speaker 9: Do, Brodie Brooklyn. Come on, bro, you can't tell me
Speaker 9: that the fucking airplanes aren't closing a lot of fucking pollution.
Speaker 9: She's not a football team, she tells a person. I
Speaker 9: don't care if she's got an anthroge with and her
Speaker 9: team or whatever it is. They're not a fucking football team.
Speaker 9: Let's not compare the two, bro. And she flew from
Speaker 9: fucking Japan all the way back here, not on commercial
Speaker 9: but private.
Speaker 4: And a small jack.
Speaker 9: Climbing bullshit garbage. We can't fucking have foughting cows and
Speaker 9: fucking thing stupid ship like that. Come on, bro, and
Speaker 9: she's flying her playing around two hundred and seventy fucking
Speaker 9: trips a year. She lets off more fucking emissions in
Speaker 9: one year than any of us doing a lifetime.
Speaker 4: Wait, he continued, broing.
Speaker 9: And just continue and listening to the thing I'm vinning
Speaker 9: from Brooklyn. Not the Bronx, and it probably was me
Speaker 9: to send it to you. Scary oops, but also uh,
Speaker 9: that was him. I'm not criticizing her for doing what
Speaker 9: she's doing. Just don't preach to me that I can't
Speaker 9: do what I do when you're doing that. You know,
Speaker 9: don't throw stones in a glasshouse kind of thing.
Speaker 4: I don't remember the last time Taylor Swift mentioned the
Speaker 4: environment or told anyone what they could.
Speaker 16: I'm just saying, hey, Brooklyn boys, I don't know if
Speaker 16: you're going to get this. I'm in the laundry room
Speaker 16: at my complex and it's kind of noisy in here.
Speaker 17: Anyway, MJ from uh wherever, I have a headache.
Speaker 11: Hey, thanks for.
Speaker 16: I can't believe you put that thing on from last
Speaker 16: year with my auto accident. You follow up I had
Speaker 16: another accident two months later with the rental.
Speaker 17: Car Adia hit me on the garden stay Halway, Oh,
Speaker 17: plot two by plot two, I don't know this is
Speaker 17: episode three ten. You put MJ from NJ's thing that's
Speaker 17: on the Big Show. I wish diarrhea on that person
Speaker 17: that hit last year. It was a year ago. And
Speaker 17: also I got hit by a deer on the garden
Speaker 17: that November because my call was still not ready yet. Yeah,
Speaker 17: it's crazy.
Speaker 11: I feel like.
Speaker 16: Brody because I know he always had some accidents in
Speaker 16: the past, like get a car in another accident.
Speaker 4: Yeah, over and over again.
Speaker 11: Sorry about that anyway.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I know Brody had a couple of accidents years ago,
Speaker 17: but he got he's got his dessert.
Speaker 11: Also, who can is that?
Speaker 16: You're wearing the DM lutive shirt trying.
Speaker 4: To support that's right the cause.
Speaker 11: Thank you there, you know what you were supposed to do.
Speaker 16: So I agree, all right, So you don't know the
Speaker 16: football plays, but at least too how much you're going
Speaker 16: over there and you're supporting, so what I think that's
Speaker 16: a good idea.
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 11: All right, bye, guys, Love you dear.
Speaker 3: As in deer that hit you listen? Uh, yeah, she's
Speaker 3: doing her driving. By the way, is this a pun
Speaker 3: for a car?
Speaker 4: Well, she said, she said the deer hit her, So
Speaker 4: deer hit her unless it came running and hit the
Speaker 4: side of her car.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure rammed and rammed her and that would
Speaker 3: be a ram. Was she driving a ram when a
Speaker 3: deer hit her? How weird would that be?
Speaker 4: Oh wait a second, on the topic of college football. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're not supposed to know the name. It's college. It's not.
Speaker 3: These aren't NFL players, they're future stars. Most peoples of
Speaker 3: the college teams know who the quarterback is.
Speaker 4: Not going not necessarily. All right, all right, I need
Speaker 4: to clem you. When I went to Brooklyn College, they
Speaker 4: didn't really need to cleanse the team. The Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 15: We will be right back.
Speaker 4: You know, Brooklyn College football team once go like five
Speaker 4: six years, that will win pretty much. Yeah, but our
Speaker 4: chest team for that sport, we will kick your ass.
Speaker 4: Do you know the captain of the chest team? No,
Speaker 4: I don't. All right, you worked at the radio station.
Speaker 8: You were like a band.
Speaker 18: Maria from Union City. I just want to comment on
Speaker 18: the whole Columbus Brodie's right, thank you. He didn't do
Speaker 18: very nice things at all, nice at all. Nothing against Italians. Look,
Speaker 18: I love you, I have Italian friends, I love your food,
Speaker 18: I love your culture.
Speaker 4: Columbus Nope, I love y'all. He also got lost and
Speaker 4: technically never set foot on on what we call the
Speaker 4: United States.
Speaker 3: Now, well, that's why I choose to call it Italian
Speaker 3: heritage a month and not recognize him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one hundred percent. Listen, Italian heritage is fantastic. I'm
Speaker 4: all about it.
Speaker 16: So oh oh oh, I.
Speaker 4: Remind me for the Brooklyn Boys. Yeah I have, I
Speaker 4: have a sound clip, I think. But I want to
Speaker 4: talk to you about a breadless pizza I saw on TikTok.
Speaker 4: It's related to Italian Okay, just remind a califlower instead.
Speaker 4: Don't be a dick. Just just don't try to out guess.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you in the next episode. I'm curious. I
Speaker 4: want to know.
Speaker 3: I want to start now. Nope, Nope, I looking like
Speaker 3: carbb over here. I need I need a pizza substitute.
Speaker 4: I gotta wait.
Speaker 2: Hey, Brody was Scary. This is Joe from California. I
Speaker 2: was just listening to the recent uh Slice time and
Speaker 2: there's a woman on there that was having a problem
Speaker 2: because she got billed twice for her lab work. And
Speaker 2: Brody said she got foot and Scary said, except it's
Speaker 2: with the needle. I figured either way she is getting
Speaker 2: a prick.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you, that's what we meant.
Speaker 19: H Hey Brooklyn Boys, John from CT Brody, just because
Speaker 19: Scary notices a hypocrisy of Taylor Swift flying her planes
Speaker 19: all over the world doesn't mean he's a right wing
Speaker 19: conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 4: I know he got a heart on for Taylor, but
Speaker 4: he does Taylor.
Speaker 19: Also, those moderators, they could used your number one rule
Speaker 19: for correcting people, Brody be right, all right, guys, take care.
Speaker 11: Slice for Life.
Speaker 4: Guy. It was a new guy. Yeah.
Speaker 20: Have you guys never heard of Ali express It's this
Speaker 20: app a lot like to move.
Speaker 6: Damn it, Bertie, I.
Speaker 8: Don't know where I was going because I.
Speaker 4: Like to move it, move it. I like to move
Speaker 4: move it. Oh, okay, at it Ali expresses. It is
Speaker 4: a Middle Eastern version of Timu like Ali Baba. Isn't that?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 4: Think so.
Speaker 11: Bertie and scary.
Speaker 14: This is Jamie from Philly, and I just gotta say,
Speaker 14: go Philly, yep, go.
Speaker 4: Home, okay hopefully, but thank you for leaving the Slice.
Speaker 4: And you sound great and I think you're a new
Speaker 4: Slice time. Thank you. Love you go play golf. The
Speaker 4: Eagles are doing well. Yeah okay, I'm a Jets fans.
Speaker 4: I don't care about that.
Speaker 7: Fellows scary the jingle.
Speaker 4: I did hit the jingle, I did? I did me
Speaker 4: at the jingle?
Speaker 7: Okay, condoms for undersized penises scary hit the jingle, hit
Speaker 7: the jingle.
Speaker 4: Scary what where did that come from? I don't know,
Speaker 4: but I like where she's going.
Speaker 21: Brooklyn. Boys, is Tee White in regard to Taylor Swift
Speaker 21: and her travel. I don't think air travels high up
Speaker 21: on the pollution list. But even if it was, can
Speaker 21: you imagine the fucking pandemonium in the airport if she
Speaker 21: flew commercial. The Swifties are smart and obsessed with her.
Speaker 21: They'd be like, oh, she played Madison Square, so let's
Speaker 21: just go to JFK and it's scary with bitch about
Speaker 21: the delays, and Brody would get so much free dessert,
Speaker 21: he'd own the damn airport.
Speaker 4: That's very true. He's not wrong. T White is not wrong. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm not criticizing her for flying the way she flies.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna fly.
Speaker 21: I have a party, boys, te White back again. Yes,
Speaker 21: I had to do Jerry duty once where they had
Speaker 21: me on the stand, and the way to get out
Speaker 21: is you just take a hard position. I don't like
Speaker 21: the way that sounded, but you take a position on
Speaker 21: one side or the other. When I went, it was
Speaker 21: a construction company wanting to not give benefits to someone
Speaker 21: who was injured on the job and could no longer work.
Speaker 21: But my dad worked construction and had that situation and
Speaker 21: he didn't sue. So I was on the side of
Speaker 21: that guy, and the company dismissed me. Scary and Brody
Speaker 21: speaking of ye.
Speaker 4: Speaking of jury dudey real quick. Our friend JJ, you
Speaker 4: know JJ from Z One Day Indicated show. He's doing
Speaker 4: country music. So on Facebook, I knew he was doing
Speaker 4: jury duty. And he went for jury duty yesterday and
Speaker 4: they let him go. But I didn't remember that, and
Speaker 4: he posted I just got dismissed on Facebook. Oh well,
Speaker 4: he's in he's in radio. So all of his radio
Speaker 4: friends are like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. You
Speaker 4: got what happened. Oh my god, you were doing so well.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you land on your feet. Better things
Speaker 4: are coming. And he's like, no, no, no, I didn't
Speaker 4: get dismissed from my job. I got dismissed. He'd do
Speaker 4: that on a purpose to create a viral. You got
Speaker 4: to be you got to be clear when you're in
Speaker 4: an industry. He's a smart guy. He knew what he was.
Speaker 20: Doing, all right, Scary and Brody Brody and Scary Scrody
Speaker 20: from CT Brody. I used to think you were the
Speaker 20: problem when dealing with all these assen nine individuals. But
Speaker 20: after your tale with Pickaball, Patty or Tracy whatever that
Speaker 20: before the name is, it's definitely them and not you.
Speaker 11: Thank you. Sorry, you have to deal with so.
Speaker 20: Many intellectually deficient imbeciles. I mean it's already bad enough.
Speaker 20: Talking to the podcast partner twice a week.
Speaker 4: Wow, wow, wow, he said the same thing I said.
Speaker 4: Hmm wow. Okayty, I see where I see person. You're
Speaker 4: finally saying your name right, Tony. Mhm. Hey, don't be
Speaker 4: the first person that we banned from talkbacks. Oh we're
Speaker 4: not going to do that. Oh I will. Don't forget.
Speaker 4: I got the equipment and I got the access ship.
Speaker 4: Your equipment may not work at the time you needed
Speaker 4: to the last time.
Speaker 3: The table yeah yeah, table no, no, the microphone stand
Speaker 3: fell over, fell.
Speaker 22: Over, Hey, Brody and scary. Stephanie here from Shrewsbury. I'm
Speaker 22: responding back to episode three eleven in reference to items
Speaker 22: that you thought or things that you thought that you
Speaker 22: needed that you knew already. So I was about twenty
Speaker 22: five years old when somebody taught me how to use
Speaker 22: a lighter like the original lighters and how to light
Speaker 22: a match. I never knew how to do that because
Speaker 22: I had the new lighters that you just pressed the
Speaker 22: button and it just started.
Speaker 11: So learned at twenty.
Speaker 4: Five, twenty five years old. Nice, but quit smoking, though,
Speaker 4: unless you're using it for bottle rockets and then it's okay.
Speaker 3: Or lighting your gas grill. Yeah, somebody's got the microphone
Speaker 3: out pressed. They don't realize it. I feel like I
Speaker 3: feel dirty. We're eavesdropping. So heaves dropping on someone's conversation.
Speaker 4: O wait they continue? Oh look, oh, look at this.
Speaker 4: Four in a row of this? Can't wait?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 4: Are they talk butts or button backs? I would call
Speaker 4: it back. I think this is a butt back. I
Speaker 4: would call it butt back. M talk butt talk butt
Speaker 4: now but butt back? Yeah? All right? What do I
Speaker 4: need to listen all of it? Yeah? I'm clicking. I'm
Speaker 4: clicking around. No, look at this. It was someone on
Speaker 4: the floor down for help, and he was no one
Speaker 4: he had answer. It's four in a row. Now, four
Speaker 4: they're clogging up our fucking system. Here, What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Let's go skip skipping that one, next one, you son
Speaker 3: of a bitch. You got us for five in a
Speaker 3: row of this bullshit? Okay, I have enough for you.
Speaker 4: Next, let's go filler who that's not working on so far?
Speaker 4: We're cocky now, but who knows after is gonna happen?
Speaker 4: If well, by the time you hear that, now we're
Speaker 4: up to one.
Speaker 23: We're like, yeah, hey, b boys, Christy from Saddlebrook, because
Speaker 23: I see the good in everybody, except of course for
Speaker 23: Pickleball Troy. She's a douche. I'm gonna say Scary gets
Speaker 23: his phone on time. You know, it's been a long
Speaker 23: time coming, and they've given him such tassles. But now
Speaker 23: it's gonna work and he's gonna get it on time.
Speaker 15: Nope, a great day.
Speaker 11: I love you guys.
Speaker 3: Update that order has been canceled because it went back
Speaker 3: to the factory again.
Speaker 4: And now I've ordered it directly from Apple and there's
Speaker 4: a long way, so I'll get it by the end
Speaker 4: of the month. Samsung sent me Scary's Android phone three
Speaker 4: years ago, his iPhone three years ago. That's how I
Speaker 4: had my Android system.
Speaker 3: Is there you go, folks, Another Android, another Android asshole
Speaker 3: making an Android asshole.
Speaker 8: Help it?
Speaker 4: We have better phones. I can't help it. Use snarky bastards,
Speaker 4: all of you.
Speaker 11: Yep, Hey d boys.
Speaker 23: Christy again, I just wanted to say thank you so
Speaker 23: much for the memories of scrounging around for quarters. Oh
Speaker 23: my gosh, I was a huge, huge misspac Man, pac
Speaker 23: Man and Defender, Frogger, Asteroids, Defense Square and always.
Speaker 4: Looking for quarters.
Speaker 15: That was awesome.
Speaker 18: Those days were awesome. Thanks for that memory, loved it.
Speaker 4: You're welcome back on that android thing.
Speaker 3: For at quick second, there was an article that just
Speaker 3: came out that iPhone people that are in the dating
Speaker 3: world are twenty two percent less likely to date an
Speaker 3: android person or they'll.
Speaker 4: Just write them all.
Speaker 3: They're twenty two percent more likely to write someone off
Speaker 3: strictly because they have an Android.
Speaker 4: They will They literally can't handle the smarter people in
Speaker 4: their life.
Speaker 3: Quarter a quarter of the dating pool is already off
Speaker 3: limits because they're just like, I'm done, I don't want you.
Speaker 3: You're discounted already because you have an Android. What does
Speaker 3: it tell you about It tells you that.
Speaker 4: People what iPhones aren't that those percentage of people aren't
Speaker 4: the brightest. No, if you write someone off because of
Speaker 4: their phone, but that says a lot about you.
Speaker 15: Frodi's scary, scary and Brodie, It's says I have a
Speaker 15: funny story about a colonoscopy. No, it is not my story,
Speaker 15: but it's my husband's story because I'm not old enough
Speaker 15: to get one, but he is.
Speaker 4: Your number is never.
Speaker 15: Our doctor said that he could do the call of guard,
Speaker 15: which is the one where you know, you go number
Speaker 15: two in the box and you ship it in the mail. No,
Speaker 15: needless to say, he had to do it, and then
Speaker 15: we had this whole conversation about how weird is it
Speaker 15: that you're actually doing this and you're shipping actual shit
Speaker 15: in the mail, like.
Speaker 4: The poor bastard.
Speaker 15: So the question became, you know, who is this poor
Speaker 15: guy in some laboratory somewhere who's getting this actual shit
Speaker 15: and has to like dismantle it and test it and
Speaker 15: do whatever. So that was a whole conversation in and
Speaker 15: of itself. But the funny part comes into play when
Speaker 15: my seven year old and my four year old started
Speaker 15: telling everyone that they knew our friends their teachers at school.
Speaker 15: My daddy pooped in a box and sent it in
Speaker 15: the mail.
Speaker 4: Sounded like a prank to the teachers.
Speaker 3: USPS, you send packages shit, I gotta say what if
Speaker 3: it what if it's an incorrect address and it gets
Speaker 3: returned to sender like like, oh.
Speaker 4: Well, why is the wrong address? And somebody opens it.
Speaker 4: It is a crazy pop in a box. You just
Speaker 4: have a couple of box a couple left.
Speaker 22: All right, Hey, scary, I think you pissed off your
Speaker 22: UPS guy where he's not delivering it every time he
Speaker 22: sees your iPhone with your.
Speaker 11: Name on it and he's like, screw this bastard. He's
Speaker 11: a bougie bastard and needs his ship to go back
Speaker 11: to Texas.
Speaker 14: If it's feed back, you probably have a good chance
Speaker 14: of getting it, but can't guarantee it won't be smashed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is that ship in the box going back
Speaker 4: to Texas. At some point, Verizon is going to send
Speaker 4: you ship in a box with only the times you've
Speaker 4: been yelling at them over your phone. Yeah, you know
Speaker 4: what they have poop seventeen. They haven't refunded me my money.
Speaker 10: Ha ha ha.
Speaker 12: Rookie Jude, a little funny story about my jury duty experience.
Speaker 12: So you s live in pom Beach County and then
Speaker 12: I moved to Brower County, but I kept my car
Speaker 12: insurance and my license and everything at my parents in
Speaker 12: Pombach County and.
Speaker 6: For the South Broward near Miami, and I got summoned
Speaker 6: for Pombage County and I literally I called and.
Speaker 2: Said, oh, I actually county on I switched every board
Speaker 2: county and.
Speaker 15: I got out of it.
Speaker 3: So that's how you got out of it. You just
Speaker 3: say you switched. You flipped the switch, switched to flip. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'll take these all.
Speaker 4: Other under advisement, but we'll see what happens. They're very
Speaker 4: strict here. Thank you so much for your talkbacks this week.
Speaker 4: Very nice. That's all. It's all folks. Didn't you didn't
Speaker 4: make thee And here's the last one I said it.
Speaker 4: I said here, here's the last two. I warned you
Speaker 4: before the last one that wasn't pay attention and I
Speaker 4: don't listen to this podcast. Yeah, what's that all about?
Speaker 4: All right, thank you so much. We appreciate you guys.
Speaker 4: Oh and if you're listening on time and you know
Speaker 4: behind when you hear this, we are releasing this on
Speaker 4: October ninth, YEP twenty twenty four. You will get a
Speaker 4: new Brooklyn Boys episode after the weekend. That's right right
Speaker 4: after the weekend, and that is that is a vacation
Speaker 4: week for they will be on vacation. That's why we're
Speaker 4: a little a couple of days delayed on Slice time
Speaker 4: while Sary pack and hoping. Normally you would not get
Speaker 4: an episode next week.
Speaker 3: Okay, but it's still technically that will be a vacation,
Speaker 3: so we're just kind of spreading it out a little bit, right,
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