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Speaker 1: We don't we we cannot get into it. Well, can

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Speaker 1: Now I associated him with only evil trauma. Trauma, now

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Speaker 1: happy to talk about it because I truly feel numbed.

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Speaker 1: Now you feel numb to it, not meeting them, not

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Speaker 1: that I'm just taking it. And it's not about me.

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Speaker 1: It's not it's not a volume thing. It's not about me,

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Speaker 1: like literally not even having that much. It's just like

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Speaker 1: this fall, yes, called how Do I Do It? At

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Speaker 1: seventy two, How Do I Do It? A novel with

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Speaker 1: a forward from novel from Margaret She's doing the four word.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't love how novels have four words,

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Speaker 1: you are white stock. Now wait what were I think

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Speaker 1: that you are doing the right thing by romanticizing things

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Speaker 1: and making them feel meaningful. Yes, but that's so much.

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Speaker 1: really is. I haven't made money in seven months, but

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Speaker 1: I've had a lot of encounters, beautiful encounters, beautiful. He's wealthy, wealthy,

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Speaker 1: wealthy in romantic affairs. It's actually really no. But I

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Speaker 1: know what you're saying. And you want to have these

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Speaker 1: like fun before sunrise dates, yes, where you just walk

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Speaker 1: let's talk about the mis says yeah, because the misses

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Speaker 1: are Yeah. I think that you need to, I guess

421
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Speaker 1: humanize yourself for the listen. Who think of you right now?

422
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 1: Is this someone who's a god who goes to you know,

423
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Speaker 1: like Paris, who has a vetting process in London for

424
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Speaker 1: Paris trip And I'm sorry, but can afford tinder goold

425
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Speaker 1: which is thousands of dollars? He had a good year

426
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Speaker 1: last year. I had a good year. What can I say? Look,

427
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Speaker 1: I'm not ashamed. Okay, we need to de stigmatize. Am

428
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Speaker 1: the one person and I don't you know what's funny

429
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Speaker 1: is that, Like when I first started being able to

430
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Speaker 1: pay my rent without worrying about it, Yeah, one of

431
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Speaker 1: my first thoughts was like, oh no, I'm part of

432
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Speaker 1: the problem now because I could pay my rent. I

433
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Speaker 1: was so like fucked up by everything that I was like, wow,

434
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Speaker 1: I I'm the one percent. Yeah, I don't pay my rent.

435
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 1: That thought ran through my mind literally on the uber

436
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: on the way here, I was like, who am I

437
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 1: a soon as as soon as they paid off my

438
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Speaker 1: credit card after years and thousands of dollars, I was

439
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 1: just like, well, I'm a monster. Yeah you are? I know,

440
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: no struggle. Yeah, Like, look, George W. Bush was not

441
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: a bad president. All of a sudden, I'm like, fiscally, fiscally,

442
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: I am conservative because look, it's been poor. Okay, I

443
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,400
Speaker 1: know what it's like. I don't want to go back there.

444
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 1: You look down in your hand and you're so white

445
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Speaker 1: that you can see through your hands. You're becoming a

446
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:32,400
Speaker 1: ghost rice paper. Honestly. Wait, okay, so talk about the failures.

447
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 1: So just subscribe a time when you took a big

448
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Speaker 1: swing and who want to well, well, just like not

449
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 1: being able to stand the person by like you know,

450
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Speaker 1: our too, and then being stuck with them for a

451
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 1: few days. Wow, isn't it painful? We have wonderful sex

452
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Speaker 1: with a person and they're bad in their heart. They

453
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: have a bad heart. When I sucked John McCain, I

454
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: because the chemistry was there. There was never a question

455
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: about we loved Arizona. We love cactus growers, cactus cactus growers.

456
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: The two of you, you know, we both care about

457
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 1: Megan the same amount, which is not at all. That

458
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: would be so funny if it came out and like

459
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: the tabloids that Megan McCain's adoration for her father was

460
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: completely one side his diaries came out like, dear Diary,

461
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Speaker 1: it's me John McCain. This is good. I don't know

462
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: how to say this, but I don't love my daughter.

463
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 1: It's weird. I was not having a daughter. Would I

464
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: should love her? Right? I should love my kids? Can't

465
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Speaker 1: find her. There's something about her anyway. I had a

466
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 1: dream that my house was on fire and she was

467
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 1: in it, and all I could think was, oh no,

468
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:05,400
Speaker 1: my house and the papers within the house, so many

469
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 1: papers burning, and also my daughter and I thought of

470
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:13,199
Speaker 1: the papers. God, I hope she's okay Columbia. Now did

471
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 1: she go to Columbia? She did. She actually talked about

472
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 1: her frequently, and that makes her a real New Yorker.

473
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: You know, I have such a complicated relationship with Megan McCain.

474
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: And why and why and why? Why do I try

475
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 1: so hard? It should be open and shut? She sucks

476
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: by Yeah, do we think she sucks? Yes? Yeah, I don't.

477
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: I don't even want to open the book. Don't open

478
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: the books. It's not even open shut. We need to

479
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: just leave it. Bind, bind every side, honey, I bind you,

480
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: Nancy from doing harm to yourself. What is that? It's

481
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: from the Craft? I think Romeo and Juliet. No craft,

482
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: she was thinking, Wait, have you gone your whole life

483
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 1: thinking the craft is Romano and Julie? Yes, I think

484
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: I love Shakespeare. I love when that one girl starts

485
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:06,719
Speaker 1: losing her hair. Ben Stiller's Wife's wife, Christine Taylor, Oh

486
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,479
Speaker 1: my god, wait, Ben Stiller is in phase two right now?

487
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: What does that mean? She's directing? Now? She escaped that

488
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: Patricia Arquette vehicle, which, by the way, you should see

489
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: trying to Ben Steller Christie Taylor, no Ben Stiller, a

490
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Speaker 1: ben Stiller, I call her, I call him she yeh.

491
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Speaker 1: But but did you did you see Escape at an Amora?

492
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: Because I feel Patricia and Escape at Animora could provide

493
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: you with great inspiration. Is it good? Is she good?

494
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: She is good? The thing she's she won't almost every award,

495
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,239
Speaker 1: Like she is in a shitty wig. They made her

496
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: skin look bad and she has she has sex with

497
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: Benicio del Toro, like and it's it's this moment where

498
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: like there's a crazy scene and Escape at Anamora, which

499
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: everyone argues, Everyone argues whether or not this is good

500
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: acting or bad acting from bene Ceo del Toro. So

501
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: they so so Patricia Arquette and Benicio Deltor have like

502
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 1: an interaction sexually, romantically, etcetera. And then he says to her,

503
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 1: don't tell anybody, it's bad. It's bad. Active he says

504
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: it like that, and then he leaves and I swear

505
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: to God it is the and she just like sits

506
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: with it and it ends the episode there. It ends

507
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: on like four seconds of her face like not understanding

508
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: what the funk that was. And I actually think it

509
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 1: is a genius choice. It is so bizarre that you're

510
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: but it's so scary that it's like, no, I wouldn't

511
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: tell anyone after that, you're crazy. Nothing in human behavior

512
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: says do this. But something happened in the chemical artistic

513
00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: collaboration between Benicio del Toro and ben Still and receiving.

514
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: Don't anybody and you are you don't know what to

515
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: do with the viewer? How did you feel me doing

516
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: that to you right now? I almost left? Both times

517
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: I almost left. I was hot. That was hot? Well

518
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: it is, yeah, it's warm. It is really warm, and

519
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: it's Easter Sunday. Easter Sunday. Can you believe that choice?

520
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: That's crazy? I have to I have to watch it. Now,

521
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: you have to watch it, Coole, I think you have

522
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 1: to watch. I feel like it's bad. I feel like

523
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: beneath the Deltur is a bad actor. He's an Oscar

524
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: winning actor. And then I feel like it was like

525
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 1: Jennifer Hudson and so Jennifer has and it got to editing,

526
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: and then benn was just like, let's just let's just

527
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: end it. We can't, we can't address this. I don't know.

528
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: Um that's to me. It was like, it's so funny

529
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: because it's there's a clip fun on YouTube and you

530
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 1: can read the comments and every other comment as a

531
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: different take. It's like this is insane, and then one

532
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:10,479
Speaker 1: is like this is brilliant, so unsettling, so amazingly amazing

533
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: character choice. The next one is like, what are you

534
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: fucking talking about? This is crazy. The next one is like, wow,

535
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: this scared me for weeks. Couldn't believe it. It's honestly,

536
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: it is so polarizing, and let's just say it made

537
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: it to this podcast. Speaking of comments sections, do you

538
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 1: ever read the comments on porn videos? I love a

539
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 1: sincere paragraph on a porn video that's like, this is

540
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: what I love. Two beautiful men just enjoying each other's touch.

541
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: I once had a friend very much like the blonde

542
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: young man in this video and like just going on

543
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: and on. It's one of my favorite things. Yeah. Oh,

544
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: one that I came across recently was wow, the sounds

545
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: at that bottom makes that's how a bottom should man.

546
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: You can tell he's enjoying it. Yeah, I love, I love,

547
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 1: I love you can tell the bottom is in enjoying it.

548
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: That's a frequent comment which is like, so often the

549
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: bottom it's just not enjoying it. You know, well, they

550
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: probably aren't even when it seems like they are, because

551
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: porn shoots seem like hell they seem like hell yeah.

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00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 1: I um, I wonder that sometimes, you know, sometimes like

553
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 1: I'll often like I don't know something about do you

554
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,719
Speaker 1: ever watch straight porn? Straight porn? Straight porn? Why does

555
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: that sound familiar? Straight porn? I do? Sometimes I love

556
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: to watch straight porn, okay, and then like, I don't know,

557
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: I feel weird after working. Okay, this is like sort

558
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: of like um in the kids are all right, but

559
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: reverse there was I watched this one porn sometimes, which

560
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: is um, it's this girl and her step there in

561
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Speaker 1: one of those bedrooms and like they're they're separated, they're

562
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: they're in two different beds in the same bedroom, and

563
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: she's like, don't come over here. You're my stepbrother, so

564
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: don't you can't. And then basically she's just like she

565
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: she looks over and he's like jacking off, and she's like,

566
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: what are you doing? You have to stop, and he's like,

567
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: come on, let me sup with you. She was fine,

568
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: you can, and then he comes over and she's like

569
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: you can touch meat my pussy and then he reaches

570
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: over and like starts figuring it. She's like, yeah, that's

571
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: the way, and then like basically like it escalates. Okay, fine,

572
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,800
Speaker 1: you can lay on top of me, but only a little,

573
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: and then like he does, and then its to the

574
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 1: point where it's so fu horny and hot and she's like,

575
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Speaker 1: I can't help it. Oh, and she takes him and

576
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 1: pulls him into her and they proceed to have twenty

577
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: six minutes of the most passionate step. Right. It's something

578
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: about it, Like I was like, honestly, I wish I

579
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,280
Speaker 1: could just decide I've had enough and just pull someone

580
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: into me. But like you can't do that as a

581
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 1: and you can lust your butt holes ready at all times. Yeah,

582
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 1: that's oh, I know what you mean. Um, I think, Matt,

583
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: you you have to do some performance piece where you

584
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 1: play you do a straight porn and you play both,

585
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: you play both that side. I would be really good

586
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: at that. That was like, Um, Mike, where are you from?

587
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:26,879
Speaker 1: Mike Tampa? That was just shocked at your straight girl.

588
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: The girl honestly, come over here, come over here right now.

589
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm your half sister from my mom related by blood.

590
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: Stop you're my real brother. Don't come over here. You're

591
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 1: my real brother by blood. So if you fuck me,

592
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: it will be bad. With my legs wide open, it

593
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 1: will be so bad, and I'll be mad. I can't

594
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:06,240
Speaker 1: describe how furious I'll be if you fuck meet Daniel.

595
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: That's what I love. You can tell they're a really

596
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: brother and sister, just enjoying exploring sexuality, similar experience. That's beautiful.

597
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 1: Oh you know, it's actually have fun like this is

598
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: what's a fun language learning tool is that I have

599
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 1: gone down this rabbit hole of Chinese porn, gay Chinese porn.

600
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: It's great love seeing myself represented and then porn and

601
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: porn um to close my eyes. Um. And it's fun

602
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 1: to read the comments section and be like, oh, what

603
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 1: do they saying? Oh? Learning learning, you mean are they

604
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 1: in no? No? And there and then commenting like even

605
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: porn habits, Like the comments are in Chinese, what are

606
00:36:56,040 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: they saying? They're like, that's what I love, Star, They're

607
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 1: just as gross. They're actually, um, yeah, they're just as gross.

608
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 1: But it's just it's just interesting to see the terminology

609
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: change but the concepts still remain the same, where it's

610
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 1: like wow, that zero bottom that zero is really good

611
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: with that one top zero and then if you're verse

612
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 1: your point five, and then it's like, oh my god,

613
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 1: this is the beautiful thing. It's fully on a spectrum.

614
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: Someone will be like, I'm a point seven, Like I'm

615
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: more of a top than I am at bottom. What

616
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,879
Speaker 1: an efficient way of doing and what an easy way

617
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: to ascribe value to tops and take value away from bottom?

618
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 1: And China, I don't think so, honey, China, who thing?

619
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Speaker 1: You're absolutely not from there, you white bitch, good thing

620
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 1: you your parents are obviously descendant from Sweden or something

621
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: descendant from Sweden. Yeah, that's exactly what I said. Just said,

622
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Speaker 1: white yeah, white, yeah you white yeah, white nice one

623
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Speaker 1: white insane. Well listen, well, listen. We we have on

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Speaker 1: our hands here a wealth of material for for the

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00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 1: children really that listen to this because we know and

626
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 1: now I've even more self conscious because we had some

627
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 1: true teens come to our shows around the country and

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Speaker 1: then they say often they'll ask their parents about the

629
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Speaker 1: content of what we discuss. Like sometimes it'll be like, hey, mom,

630
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 1: what's the movie? Um, you know ghosts? What's ghost Can

631
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: you describe ghosts? Yes? And now it's going to be like, hey, mom,

632
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: what is it when a stepbrother fox his sister und? Yeah? Yeah,

633
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 1: yeah yeah? Is it legal? Do you watch porn? Mom? My? God?

634
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 1: Do you think parents watch porn? No? No, no, No

635
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 1: one's parents watch porn. And if you acsolutely have child,

636
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: you're not allowed. Yeah. Too busy, too busy, and they

637
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: don't know how to watch it. I just don't believe

638
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: for a second a parent would watch porn. It's just

639
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: too devastating to think that that would be true. I'm sorry,

640
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just can't believe it for one second.

641
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: You know, didn't Kevin Spacey watch porn in American Beauty? Um,

642
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: not to even mention him, well, because co star and

643
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 1: betting and this is my kids are all right? Reference? Well,

644
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: she and Julian Moore's character watched straight kids are all

645
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 1: and the kids are all right. I think that a

646
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: lot of people if we just came out about our

647
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 1: porn preferences, a lot of stigma would be removed from

648
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: the world. Yeah, okay, Oh? Should we share key words?

649
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,919
Speaker 1: Should we share our key words? Key search terms? Terms?

650
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: Might have been daddy a lot recently. I like watching

651
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 1: somebody just like be older than the other person. Yeah,

652
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: sometimes I like, yeah, a distinct age difference. Are there

653
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: any white Yangs? I don't know, you gotta we're gonna Emma,

654
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: what you looked that up? What if I took What

655
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 1: if I had a stage name and I chose Yang

656
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: is my last name Matt Yang Yang Yang otherwise known

657
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,359
Speaker 1: as Matt yang Yang Bowen. What would my white name

658
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: be something Bowen? My last name would be Bowen, Julie

659
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: Bowie Bowen, famous white person, one of the most famous

660
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: white people in Hollywood. Isn't she a Republican? Oh? Hard

661
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: course she is. She and Tucker Carlston had like a

662
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 1: fair way you hear about that. I mean, it's it's

663
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: it's a rumor, but it's a pretty well sourced sourced rumor.

664
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: I would say, and look, if she wants to sue

665
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: please um. I feel like she's that kind of person

666
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: who would like back you into a corner at an

667
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: event that was not for this type of conversation and

668
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: wide eyed explained to you why Trump is good that

669
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: and also when Modern Family first came out, she would

670
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: like go on talk shows and like fully shoot on

671
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: Sofia Vergara and like you do the accent and like

672
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: be like a monster, and I'd be like, what the

673
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 1: funk are you doing? I actually like really enjoyed Julie,

674
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: But Julie Bowen as an actress. I like her as

675
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: an actress. I loved her in Weeds, I guess, but

676
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 1: like she on Weeds and she got sucked by Hunter?

677
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: What ya star? Why Why wasn't that met Weeds and

678
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 1: spring Away? Spring Away? He was freaking hot. You saw

679
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: his but you see every um what's that character's name,

680
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: milk your you see every milk yours? But yeah, he

681
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 1: was milk here right, he was milky yorga bore. I

682
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 1: don't know the show. You don't know the show spring Away? Now,

683
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 1: it's fine. It was after my time, so I can't

684
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 1: ask what if I asked you this question, would you

685
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 1: know how to answer? What? Are you a hunting or

686
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 1: an Ernst? No? I don't know what that means. Unshen

687
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 1: is the toppy sort of like cream Away, the Bliss.

688
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: This is a gay character character. Okay, he corners the

689
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 1: Ernst who's like, oh, to give you an idea, Blake

690
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: Daniel played Ernst on The Great White Way. We know

691
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: to Ernst, who's Ben Moss wasn't Ernest in the in

692
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: the touring uh production. I love that. Yeah too, beautiful, beautiful.

693
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: Let's drink to that. Cheers, cheers, cheers. I feel like

694
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: we'll have coffees from different places. I forgot to say

695
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: my search my I like like specific videos, like there's

696
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 1: this one video of this um drunk straight French guy

697
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,439
Speaker 1: UM giving like his friend a hand job and he's

698
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: like joking the whole time. UM, and it's like amateur

699
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: you know, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, And I

700
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 1: don't know why, but it's just like one of my

701
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: and I sent it to my UM. I have this

702
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: good friend who we send each other porns that we

703
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 1: think the other one might like. That's beautiful. And we

704
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:15,320
Speaker 1: also send each other guys on Tinder. You actually do

705
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: that share function? Yeah, because the share function the person No,

706
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:24,720
Speaker 1: his name is Tebow really yeah, I would know immediately,

707
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: but he lives here. Yeah, okay, okay, So is this

708
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,879
Speaker 1: someone you've hooked up with? Yeah? Yeah, we had like, um,

709
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 1: it's a somewhat romantic friendship. Right. Yeah. How are you

710
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: with like managing money? Not very good? He says, it's

711
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: not good and it's not my business. I said that.

712
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: Are you someone who can do no strings attached. Uh,

713
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Like you hook up

714
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,320
Speaker 1: with your friend and you're like, that was fine, it

715
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: was yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, I got it. Yeah are

716
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 1: you I am? I don't know. I've literally last night

717
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: good friend of ours and it was just it was

718
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: a nice little peck goodbye, and he would and he would.

719
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 1: I'm sure, what are you talking about, Joshua, Mr josh Sharp. Yeah,

720
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: I knew you were, but it's because I know the boundaries.

721
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,479
Speaker 1: I know the thing on his end is like, okay,

722
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 1: well that's he and Blake. He and Blake are in

723
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: this beautiful relationship. And now here's the question I have

724
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: for you. Since you were last here, there's no doubt

725
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: been culture in your life that has affected you. So

726
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: what do you even like? What do you want? What

727
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 1: do you do? What culture is affecting you now profoundly

728
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: and influencing you as an artist, which you are a

729
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:46,439
Speaker 1: very good one. Do you watch television? Actually? I want

730
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: to ask Cole this. I think Cole a difference that

731
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: I've noticed in Cole's performance is that the costumes are

732
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: getting very sophisticated and you're getting um oh, who's your

733
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: friend who designs all your stuff Andrew. Yes, and he's

734
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 1: a white Yeah, well he's half Yeah, he's half, so

735
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 1: then he's a white Yang. There you go. Um, so

736
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 1: I mean gorgeous, gorgeous gorgeous costumes. Um? Is that was is?

737
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: Has this been like a choice or like a direction

738
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: you wanted to? This sounds like such a Yeah, I like, Um,

739
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:20,320
Speaker 1: I just like to have like I like to heighten,

740
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 1: you know, I just love a heightened that Queen Elizabethan.

741
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and it was originally made for Katya. It

742
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: was built on Katya because we're the same size. Really yeah. Yeah.

743
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,320
Speaker 1: And I couldn't be in l A where he was

744
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: making it, and so he would send me all these

745
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: pictures of Katya wearing the Brian. Brian. Do you know

746
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 1: we've only texted and and such and texted and such. Um,

747
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 1: not like that, right, I think it could have potentially

748
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: been like that, But oh my god, that's rude. You're

749
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 1: being rude being you guys would be you guys would

750
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 1: be cute together. They actually not looking for anything. I

751
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 1: just I said that when I came in here, because

752
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: anything I know and we choose, I think no one,

753
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: I think no one. I really do think that I

754
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:24,919
Speaker 1: will be single forever? Yeah, because I want to be? Yeah,

755
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 1: you do, I do. Is it because of a hard

756
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: relationship in your past? Hmmm? Partly? And I just don't.

757
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you see yourself in long stretches

758
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: of not monogamy, but of like intense intimacy with one

759
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: person for a while? No? Wow, what's like? I want

760
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 1: to I'm just not open to it. What's your upper

761
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: bound on? Like? How like what's the max amount of

762
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: time that you would want to date someone? A month

763
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: you said earlier? Maybe three months? Like? Yeah, I love that. Yeah.

764
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,399
Speaker 1: Do you think that is where we're all headed? Well?

765
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: I think everyone wants different things, yes, And people are

766
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 1: different and God loves everybody, and I think we should

767
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 1: all just strive to care about each other and if

768
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: we were, and I think be kind to each other.

769
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: Thank you too, Happy Easter. Happy. I don't have any

770
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 1: culture that I'm You're not absorbing anything. What do you

771
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 1: do you? I really don't think I've watched anything since

772
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: nineteen thirty truly. I find that it is hard to

773
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: sit and watch like, for example, like comedy shows, because

774
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 1: I'm always like trying to do it. I don't want

775
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: to like enjoy it, like you know, you know what

776
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: I'm watching right now, which I'm really enjoying. I just

777
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: started watching Shrill. Oh yeah, I really like it. That's

778
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 1: on my list. Everything's on my list. That's the thing.

779
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: Everything is on my list. But I appreciate something that's

780
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 1: that's not like listen the comedy. The comedy and this

781
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: is like a very like real racist that was very

782
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 1: it was racist to white people. So I apologize to

783
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 1: the white person at the table. But when I'm so sorry,

784
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 1: that's okay. Whole I do think movies because and I

785
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:18,240
Speaker 1: was gonna say, um, like I think, and this sounds

786
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 1: so obnoxious and engross, but I think you should explore

787
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,399
Speaker 1: like French New Waves stuff, thank you, like a new

788
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 1: source of inspiration. Thank you God. Maybe imagine that Oh

789
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 1: my god, it does just just to explore this thing

790
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 1: as as inspiration to be the kind of person who's

791
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:37,400
Speaker 1: told you know what, I think you'd enjoy French New Waves.

792
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: Yeah no, but I'm saying like no, truly, like it's

793
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: it's in like it's in the it's in the whole

794
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: sort of neighborhood of like things that like call is

795
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:48,800
Speaker 1: so versed in already, and it just doesn't seem like

796
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: it seems like a sensible extension of that. Oh, I

797
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: went to um speaking, I went to Olivia, to Haveln's

798
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: house in Paris. Oh my god, yeah, she still two

799
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: years old? She suing? Is that an active? The next

800
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: it was like dismiss And now there's the Supreme Court

801
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,839
Speaker 1: is all that's left, truly, and they haven't I don't

802
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 1: think they've decided. They're probably going to be like, no,

803
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: we won't hear this case, but they haven't said that yet.

804
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: I think that's true. Literal Supreme Court. Yes, Ruth Bader

805
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 1: Ginsburg looking at Olivia to Haveln versus Ryan Murphy and

806
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 1: watching and watching and watching, being like, She's like, I

807
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:39,240
Speaker 1: do want to sue his ass. Yeah, drag her drag.

808
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: We have declared that they dragged. It was unfairly dragging.

809
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 1: Olivia told no and then no. But imagine RBG watching

810
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: that and being like, now I'm going to sue, right, yeah,

811
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 1: just for like wasting my time. Honestly, that would make

812
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 1: Ryan Murphreys happy, because you know he's currently prepping America

813
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: versus Kavanaugh. Like versus Kavanaugh is something that Ryan Murphy

814
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 1: would do or or to have versus Ryan Murphy. Yes,

815
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 1: or and so eventually are Ruther to Ginsberg versus Ryan Murphy.

816
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: But the thing is for to go to Olivia, to

817
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 1: Haveln's house in Paris. I just typed in uber destination

818
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: Olivia to have land and it took it took me there.

819
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 1: So when you you got to go inside? No no, no,

820
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: no no no, it was just like outside. And um,

821
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 1: I mean I'm sure she was home because she's a

822
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: hundred and two, she's not like out no, And there

823
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 1: was a security guard in front. Wow, which makes me

824
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 1: think I just wanted to be like near her for

825
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: a minute. It is very very funny and entertaining to

826
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 1: read her statements on her lawsuit, like yeah, I will

827
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: be suing, yeah, and like I wonder if it's her lie.

828
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: It's almost sounds like it's probably her language, absolutely, because

829
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 1: she still she speaks like that. Like there are interviews

830
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: of her from like even ten years ago, and she's like,

831
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 1: what a wonderful opportunity this is for me to sit

832
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 1: down and speak to and it's like no, no, no,

833
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 1: Like because she's a hundred over years old, she still

834
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 1: thinks in terms of like one publicity she was in

835
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 1: her thirties. Then yea, truly rely psychotic. It's psychotic. You

836
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Speaker 1: shouldn't live past not. Yeah, I'm gonna so this is

837
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,720
Speaker 1: a piece of culture that I do love. Is Catherine's

838
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:41,800
Speaker 1: Ada Jones's instagram. I'm no, she has a good instagram.

839
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: And also did you see what she posted after Notre Dame? No,

840
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 1: so basically like it was the Notre Dame and then

841
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 1: like like interfaced over it was this woman with her

842
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: head in her hands, like grieving and crying, and I

843
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: have to pull up the caption. It's yeah, but she

844
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:06,359
Speaker 1: also she has like a home line casaz Ada Jones. Yep,

845
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 1: that's her like home like um bed linens and like

846
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 1: just tacky, tacky stuff. And we can't we can't we

847
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: have I'm gonna pull up this data Jones one. And

848
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: then we absolutely cannot mention celebrity instagrams without mention. So

849
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 1: this is the photo. You can see. It's a woman

850
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: with her head in her hands and the Notre Dame

851
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 1: in the background. The caption reads our Sacred Notre Dame heartbreaking,

852
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,800
Speaker 1: like just like two prayer hands. But this you have

853
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 1: to go to this Instagram people because the woman with

854
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: her head in her hands, the images insane. Now, I

855
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,839
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys are aware. What did glen

856
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 1: Clus do? She she went, this is one of the

857
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: funniest things that has ever happened in life. I'm going

858
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:55,240
Speaker 1: to play it because it's just it's just too good. Okay,

859
00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:03,799
Speaker 1: hello everyone. I'm sitting here on a cold and wendy night,

860
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking about Notre Dame, upsetting pictures of it

861
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 1: burning and seventeen years ago, about that incredible building and

862
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 1: at a time when it brought me a great comfort.

863
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: And I think that's why I personally, I feel so

864
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 1: attached to that place. I was filming in in France

865
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: May two thousand and two, and it was when all

866
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: the headlines said that we're going to fall into a

867
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 1: nuclear war because of the confrontation between India and Pakistan.

868
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:48,240
Speaker 1: So I went to Notre Dame and I wrote this afterwards,

869
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,880
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to share it with him. I

870
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: went to Notre Dame Cathedral and that's when because she

871
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: didn't know, and then she puts it video later and

872
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: I have a bad Instagram and I read my whole thing.

873
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: I'll maybe try to time a little bit and put

874
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 1: it on Instagram. How do you put it on yet? Yeah?

875
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: She's the last. Her Instagram is the best, the best.

876
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe when she started. I went to Notre

877
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:34,359
Speaker 1: Dame and then cut her Instagram is better than any

878
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:40,799
Speaker 1: Best Actress nominated performance. Honestly, why an Oscar? You won? Ye?

879
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,320
Speaker 1: I bet she'll win with Sunset Boulevard the movie. Do

880
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 1: you believe that this will happen, if Kats is going

881
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: to happen? Yeah, all that. I just Glen's gotta win,

882
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:55,800
Speaker 1: Glenn's gotta How did she feel when she lost? Like

883
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:59,240
Speaker 1: what went through Sad? I was like I loved Olivia Coleman,

884
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,359
Speaker 1: and I was you know, but I was like poor

885
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 1: Glennie poort Glennie and also Olivia wonderful, but also was

886
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 1: not was not you know, and that was not the

887
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 1: lead performance in the film. Thank you. I mean that,

888
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 1: that's what we were saying. And let's just say come

889
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 1: and said you said that, Um, and here's the thing,

890
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 1: Glenn and Sunset Boulevard, they better make it because you're right,

891
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 1: we're gonna get cats. And then then I thought to myself,

892
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 1: when you said, well, we're gonna get Cats. We're gonna

893
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: get Sunset Boulevard. And I thought, yeah, but Cats has

894
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 1: like Taylor Swift in it, So what will we have

895
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 1: to do to sex up Sunset Boulevard to get it made?

896
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 1: Maybe modernize it. I think we could get us like

897
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 1: a thing that likes like a modern thing. No, no, no,

898
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 1: it's got to have that grand It's got to be

899
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 1: silent movie starr because there's about right. We didn't need words,

900
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 1: we had faces. Yes, we didn't need wood and um.

901
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 1: But it's it's also like was going to say, but

902
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 1: my thing is, would they make like uh Andrew laid

903
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,800
Speaker 1: Weber stuff in that close proximity like Cats? I mean, like,

904
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 1: how long do we have to wait until Cats is

905
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:14,800
Speaker 1: a hit? Yeah? I think it will be. Yeah, Taylor

906
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 1: Swift is and I know, but we'll get it with

907
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 1: like like two or three or four years later. I

908
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,399
Speaker 1: think we got it in two years. I think so too,

909
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,879
Speaker 1: because look, I mean she at the end of the day.

910
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 1: But it's not like we're getting Sondheim stuff after it

911
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 1: into the woods, you know what I'm saying? Right, Well,

912
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 1: that wasn't was that a hit? Maybe it was it was.

913
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: I don't think Sondheim translates to films. I know, I

914
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 1: thought I thought Into the Woods was good, but I

915
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 1: just don't. I think musical theater is Todd was bad.

916
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,280
Speaker 1: The film. Yeah, that's so funny. I know it's an idiot.

917
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 1: I hate her. I'm kidding, Mom, if you're listening, come

918
00:56:52,080 --> 00:57:00,839
Speaker 1: back to life. I can't tell you how bad. I'll

919
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,759
Speaker 1: tell you what I think. What what musicals I think work,

920
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: like the big frothy ones like like Chicago, like the Spectacles,

921
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 1: like Spray, Yeah, those work, Caine, Data Jones and but

922
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: but like you know, complicated like musical musicals like that ship.

923
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 1: That's not gonna work on Although you know what, would

924
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: you know, what would make sense from Sondheim as a

925
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 1: as a filmic thing is um is it merrily? No? No? Yeah? Right,

926
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Like if that would make sense where it's

927
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 1: like you would it would be easier to just show

928
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: that in an interesting way, not be bound by the

929
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 1: structures of like theater. I don't know anyway, silly conversation. No,

930
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 1: I don't think it is silly at all, because what

931
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 1: we see now is a lot of the same, and

932
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 1: I want to find a way to make this work.

933
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 1: We need to find a way, and we need to

934
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 1: find a way to make Shakespeare work right. We love Shakespeare, huh.

935
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 1: We love the part when they lift her body up

936
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: in Romeo and Jude Liett. I love Romeo and Juliet.

937
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:05,919
Speaker 1: I think teen Suicide? You need more of that? Am

938
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 1: more teen Suicide as entertainment? Do you think that it

939
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 1: was irresponsible of Shakespeare to write that? Yes? Do you

940
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,560
Speaker 1: think he's canceled? I think we are officially here to

941
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 1: say we are sick and tired of these William Shakespeare

942
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 1: gets to walk around West Hollywood protected, being a protected citizen.

943
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 1: And why remember hot Shakespeare and Shakespeare in Love? Joseph findes, Oh,

944
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 1: he was related to a handmaids tale? Now and he

945
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: and Shakespeare in Love could very he was hot. I

946
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 1: love hot people. I do. I I've just been into it.

947
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 1: I've gotten into them lately. Now, what if he's a

948
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 1: hot per? We now, well, subjectively, he might be hot

949
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 1: to some people but might not be to others. That's

950
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 1: the Oh, no, Aaron Chalk is not hot. There you

951
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 1: go hot or not? Dot com dot com? Okay, ready,

952
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 1: And I was going to say the name of people,

953
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 1: and we're going to say if they're hot. Everyone turned

954
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 1: to Emma and go really hot, really good athlete, hot

955
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 1: and a nice and a nice man, salty hole. Did

956
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 1: you meet him? Yeah? I thought crazy warehouse. He went

957
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 1: to a warehouse party. He got to meet Gus and

958
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 1: I have not I have yet to meet gusset Man

959
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 1: and we love Matt and Matt and Guess are both

960
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 1: at this party, and they were very nice. I bet

961
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: they would be a joy. Have you guys had sex ever?

962
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:41,439
Speaker 1: Talking like a couple of fucking virgins? Okay, okay, next, next,

963
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: next person? Can't I can't picture him. I have such

964
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: a hard time remembering what men look like. He was

965
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 1: Batman and Batman forever before George wait, before George Clooney,

966
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: but after Michael Keaton. See, I can remember Keaton, and

967
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 1: I can remember any that middle I've seen Nicole Kidman.

968
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 1: I see he wasn't doctor Chase Meridian, Chase Mad Doctor

969
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: Chase Meridian. It's culture. That movie is insane with Chris O'donnald, who,

970
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 1: by the way, is dead. He passed away this morning.

971
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 1: He passed away this morning. Every when he was like

972
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 1: the hottest, hottest, Yeah, yeah, I'm slapping my thighs I

973
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 1: bet he has a hairy hole. You know, he doesn't

974
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 1: fight me on it. I honestly, I bet the only

975
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 1: thing that is harry about him as his hole. I

976
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 1: think otherwise he's completely Remember So when we went to

977
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 1: that comic con thing, what was that flame Con? There

978
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 1: was somebody there. One of the vendors had drawn up

979
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 1: all these like hot, hot, hot like pictures of like

980
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,240
Speaker 1: be heroes. And I got so horny for these pictures

981
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 1: that I bought a bunch of them. I know, I

982
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 1: should have jacked off for I one or else I

983
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 1: wouldn't have spent literally seventy on a picture of like

984
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,840
Speaker 1: a night wing but with his chest showing. Um. But

985
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 1: the pictures are amazing, they're beautiful pictures. Um, they're gorgeous pictures. Illustrations.

986
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 1: The illustrations come on of course, and um but yeah,

987
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 1: I should have come first. But there was one really

988
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,160
Speaker 1: good picture of Chris O'Donnell and he looked so hot

989
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, he was hot. End of thought.

990
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:35,520
Speaker 1: Next always jerk off Christian and doesn't do it for me.

991
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 1: I don't like the body transformations. It's too chaotic. Again,

992
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 1: I can't picture him. He really don't love his face. Can't.

993
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: I don't like his face either, but the body is

994
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 1: something else when it wants to be for me, It's

995
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 1: all about face, all about face for me. Next one more? Yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah.

996
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 1: I would like to like just put his legs behind

997
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 1: his head and just leave the room and make you

998
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 1: beg for it come back. The same of this episode

999
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:19,720
Speaker 1: is that he leaves a tease. I love to tease.

1000
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: I love edging. You're tearing up? Can I say I

1001
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:25,680
Speaker 1: want to give props? I want to give props because

1002
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 1: I actually think it's odd that we discussed me as

1003
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 1: my doing my performance before as the porn star actress

1004
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 1: and we haven't commended Bowen on his fabulous sketch The

1005
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: Actress starring Emma Stone that he co wrote with Julio Torres,

1006
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 1: and that was Did you see that? That was funny?

1007
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 1: I loved, I shared, I liked, I shared, Um, I was,

1008
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 1: I was. Yes. I feel that I feel that that

1009
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 1: she could win an Emmy for that. I she literally

1010
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:54,440
Speaker 1: I told you this, but she would do takes and

1011
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 1: then we would just like look at each other and

1012
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,439
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, yeah she's she's just she's

1013
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:03,960
Speaker 1: really fucking talented. She deserves that, Oscar. Not that I

1014
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 1: ever called it into question before, but I was just like, oh,

1015
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 1: she didn't see La la land. But I loved her.

1016
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:12,840
Speaker 1: She was fantastic in the Favor and I love the Favorite.

1017
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 1: The best performance in the Favorite, I really do. I

1018
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 1: think she's the protagonist. She is the protagonist, and I

1019
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 1: thought she gave the most difficult performance and the most

1020
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 1: like I gotta see, I gotta if. I truly a

1021
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 1: culture number forty one Emma Stone, who gave the best performance. Wow, um,

1022
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 1: you know the actresses was really fun um And it

1023
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 1: was just me and Julio just clockety clock in yeah.

1024
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 1: And it wasn't even like this thing of like, well

1025
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 1: where should this guy? And it was just like let's

1026
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,720
Speaker 1: just write it. Yeah. And then and then I was

1027
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 1: just like, oh, she should have a voice over throughout

1028
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:56,200
Speaker 1: the whole thing that like talks like talks through her process.

1029
01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 1: And then and then and then we're just like, let's

1030
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:00,840
Speaker 1: call back the things that you friends the ben And

1031
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 1: that's if you haven't seen the actress yet, that s

1032
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Speaker 1: and L sketch, that bone and who you wrote, you

1033
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:08,320
Speaker 1: should check it out. It will be linked with the

1034
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 1: episode as long as as well as the porn if

1035
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Speaker 1: you click the wrong one and s f W boo.

1036
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Speaker 1: So it is time for I don't think so, honey,

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Speaker 1: with our own coal, who has done this many times.

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01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 1: He's been our amazing part of our lives shows in

1039
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 1: the past, and of course he's a veteran of the

1040
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 1: pod um and so we're gonna do. I don't think so,

1041
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:32,520
Speaker 1: honey now. And I actually have something I thought of

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Speaker 1: on the car right on the way here, which is important.

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01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 1: It must be discussed. Okay, great, this is Matt Rodgers.

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01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Tony's time starts now. I don't

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01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Melcie Eraser. Here is the deal. When

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01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 1: you think about the Spice Girls, you think about everyone

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01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:50,680
Speaker 1: else except Melsie, and that is disgusting. I don't think so, honey.

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01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,240
Speaker 1: If you think of the Spice Girls and the first

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01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,920
Speaker 1: thing you go to is Victoria Beckham. If Victoria Beckham

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01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:56,760
Speaker 1: is anonymous with the Spice Girls, I will eat my

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01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 1: hat because she won't even go out there and tour

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01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:01,600
Speaker 1: with them. Now. Currently he's making her shoes, her brooches,

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01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:04,080
Speaker 1: her vests, her gowns. And I don't think so, honey.

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01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:06,760
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Ginger, Ginger left the group.

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01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:08,280
Speaker 1: If the first thing you think of when you think

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01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:10,240
Speaker 1: the Spice Girls is you see that union jack dress.

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01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:12,880
Speaker 1: Guess what, that union jack dress walked its ass out

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01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,080
Speaker 1: of the group and therefore should not be synonymous with

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01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 1: the group. Melby, Guess what A twirl and a dance

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01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:21,439
Speaker 1: on Dancing with the Stars and some clack and clack

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01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:23,440
Speaker 1: in on America's got talent or whatever the fun she's

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01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 1: on is not Spice Girls. And she had nowhere near

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01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:28,880
Speaker 1: as good as a voice as Melsie. Baby Spice is

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01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 1: just an image, honey. The singer and the voice of

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01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:35,840
Speaker 1: the Spice Girls was Melsie. Also, famously, never forget she

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01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:38,880
Speaker 1: had the most iconic song after which was I soun

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01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:43,920
Speaker 1: so you like a flower leaning to the sun. And

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01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 1: if you don't know that, I don't think so. And

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01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:48,760
Speaker 1: that's one minute and eight seconds. Melsie does not get

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01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 1: the credit she carried the Spice Girls. Very right, very true,

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01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 1: very true. Wow, you can't even say anything, you can well,

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01:05:57,720 --> 01:06:00,520
Speaker 1: I was in I was just in London. There was

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01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:04,440
Speaker 1: um the guy that I was with wanted we had

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01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:08,479
Speaker 1: breakfast at this cereal place and there was a wall

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01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:11,439
Speaker 1: that was wallpapered with the Spice Girls, and he goes,

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01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 1: why isn't Melcie on there? And I looked, and she

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01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:18,200
Speaker 1: was and he just didn't see her, and I was

1078
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:21,880
Speaker 1: and yeah, so it's real. She's she is invisible too.

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01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:26,440
Speaker 1: I think it's because she gave to cross your eyes

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01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:28,440
Speaker 1: a little She's a magic eye. You have to cross

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01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:30,160
Speaker 1: your eyes a little bit and then back up. Because

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01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 1: she gave a slightly homosexual energy. I think people were like,

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01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:36,040
Speaker 1: not her, so she was queer. She was a she

1084
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:38,040
Speaker 1: was a queer icon. And I'm saying she wasn't, but

1085
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:41,840
Speaker 1: like the image was. I was like, but she was, like, yeah,

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01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:44,400
Speaker 1: she was giving you something not feminine. Did you hear

1087
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:47,200
Speaker 1: the t about how Ginger and Melby hooked up back

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01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:54,040
Speaker 1: in the day. Wait, Ginger and Meloby, by the way, scary,

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01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:59,040
Speaker 1: totally racist. Oh for her to be scary, she's scary.

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01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:02,720
Speaker 1: She has she has. My don't know, was something she

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01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:04,560
Speaker 1: picked because she had a larger than life. No, none

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01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:07,400
Speaker 1: of them, none picked them. It was a music journalist

1093
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:10,080
Speaker 1: who who assigned these names to them, and then they

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01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:13,320
Speaker 1: just adopted like, oh scary because because why because why?

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01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:17,120
Speaker 1: I can't even say why they can't ashamed. Al right,

1096
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:18,919
Speaker 1: so this is Bowen Yanks. I don't think so, honey,

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01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,720
Speaker 1: and his time will begin now. I don't think so, honey,

1098
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:24,240
Speaker 1: my foreskin, I am finally over you. I used to

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01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:28,560
Speaker 1: where you as a badge of pride, but now you're

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01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:32,680
Speaker 1: just getting in my goddamn way, you know what. And

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01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:36,200
Speaker 1: while we're at my balls, you're blocking my taint, honey.

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01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,440
Speaker 1: And I like my taint. I happened, It's one of

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01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:40,840
Speaker 1: my favorite parts of my body and my balls. I

1104
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:43,080
Speaker 1: don't know about you. It kind of feels like you're

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01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:46,880
Speaker 1: dead weight, honey, honey. And my scrolled um, Oh my god,

1106
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:49,440
Speaker 1: you are? You hitched too much? Sometimes? And sometimes I

1107
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,439
Speaker 1: get scared about what's what's going on down there. Everything's fine,

1108
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:55,440
Speaker 1: I'm being tested, but it's just there's just a lot

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01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:58,160
Speaker 1: of business going on down there. And if it could

1110
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:01,720
Speaker 1: all go, I and if you could all go, I

1111
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:04,600
Speaker 1: would I would just do the surgery tomorrow. But my

1112
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:07,640
Speaker 1: foreskin is just getting in the way. I start to

1113
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:10,680
Speaker 1: feel self conscious about it. Now. Maybe I'll maybe I'll

1114
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:13,440
Speaker 1: come back around on it soon, but right now I'm thinking,

1115
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:17,879
Speaker 1: you gotta go. I don't think foreskin you're you're wrinkly,

1116
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,799
Speaker 1: you're crazy, you're darker than the rest of my peanuts

1117
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:25,360
Speaker 1: just one minute. Wow. Wow, you know you could get

1118
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:28,479
Speaker 1: that right snipped right. I don't think you should. I'm

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01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:33,080
Speaker 1: famously uncut as well. Okay, and am I sitting at

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01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:36,120
Speaker 1: a table with two uncut Yes? I think so. I

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01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:42,439
Speaker 1: think you are. I think you are never never never listeners.

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01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:44,920
Speaker 1: Right now, look around you. Okay, look to your left,

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01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,599
Speaker 1: look to your right. One of those people, statistically is uncut.

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01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:52,000
Speaker 1: One of those people. And now looking at ut and

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01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:55,800
Speaker 1: now it's on you to suck it. It's on you

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01:08:55,920 --> 01:09:00,120
Speaker 1: two sucks like that, Dick, Yes, absolutely, well, well with

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01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:04,280
Speaker 1: that challenge. Well, my problem is I don't like when

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01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:08,080
Speaker 1: a lot of guys fetishize the foreskin and then they're

1129
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:10,439
Speaker 1: like all over it, and I'm like, just treat it like,

1130
01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:13,360
Speaker 1: Just treat me like a regular regular Dick. Treat me

1131
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:18,679
Speaker 1: like a regular boy. Treat me like a regular ball.

1132
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:26,880
Speaker 1: That would be a really lapone. You You need to

1133
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:30,919
Speaker 1: take like one hour and perfect a Patti Lapone impression,

1134
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:35,400
Speaker 1: because you have it. I have the horrible and it's

1135
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:38,240
Speaker 1: just it's something. Maybe it's the long Island thing because

1136
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:42,400
Speaker 1: she's also are getting into the process. Usually didn't to

1137
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,960
Speaker 1: kneel down some some sort of character affect. I just

1138
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:47,599
Speaker 1: think that's all it would take him, Yes, it would

1139
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:52,800
Speaker 1: take yes, Yes, great, I agree. If someone else has

1140
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:55,320
Speaker 1: done this already, cut me off and I'll start. I

1141
01:09:55,439 --> 01:09:56,880
Speaker 1: hate it when people do this, when they ask if

1142
01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:59,760
Speaker 1: someone else done this? It doesn't matter, Okay, I really

1143
01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:06,519
Speaker 1: can Okay, Wow, listen, honey, as time starts now, I

1144
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:15,040
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, paper straw, my god, I you

1145
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,000
Speaker 1: have to because if here's because if you don't drink

1146
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:22,160
Speaker 1: it fast enough, that straw will dissolve. And look, I've

1147
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:24,280
Speaker 1: got one right now, and now I can't get these

1148
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:27,040
Speaker 1: last SIPs up. I would have better luck pouring this

1149
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:29,560
Speaker 1: on my ball sack and sucking it out of the

1150
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:31,920
Speaker 1: wrinkles in my balls than I would getting it out

1151
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:35,479
Speaker 1: of this cup with this fucking paper straw. You know

1152
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:38,680
Speaker 1: what I mean? And and and and like, Okay, you

1153
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:40,880
Speaker 1: you don't you want you care about the environment, You

1154
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:43,560
Speaker 1: don't want animals to choke on plastic, But guess what

1155
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,800
Speaker 1: you know? You care about sea creatures that much. Stop

1156
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:52,439
Speaker 1: eating seafood. Stop, stop stop eating seafood. Okay, my water bottles.

1157
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:57,479
Speaker 1: Give me a fucking plastic straw, Okay, I would please,

1158
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:02,000
Speaker 1: And I still have seven seconds. And you know what,

1159
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:07,519
Speaker 1: my dad, by the way, fought in Vietnam, and that's

1160
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:11,679
Speaker 1: one minute. Your dad didn't fight in viet We could

1161
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:18,640
Speaker 1: have this, thank you. No, I was wast was like

1162
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:23,200
Speaker 1: fighting Vietnam. Both of you are fucking dumb because you're

1163
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:25,560
Speaker 1: white and your dad did not fight in Vietnam and

1164
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:35,400
Speaker 1: fucking liars draft dodger white. Both are you stupid. I'm

1165
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:44,120
Speaker 1: sitting here with two stupid uncutting people, stupid two uncuts

1166
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:47,840
Speaker 1: in a cut. It's because my my foreskin isn't that

1167
01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:53,479
Speaker 1: isn't rang enough to be like pulled over and yanked on,

1168
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:56,880
Speaker 1: and so it just hurts. They tuck at it and

1169
01:11:56,880 --> 01:12:04,120
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, Jess, it's just stop tugging everyone, And

1170
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:12,479
Speaker 1: that's really stop tugging. Maybe stop tugging. It's a good

1171
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:23,080
Speaker 1: title about stupid uncut white white. Stupid uncut white, stupid

1172
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:26,680
Speaker 1: uncut white. I mean, what an app this is? This

1173
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:30,160
Speaker 1: is this was fun. I didn't like the last one,

1174
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:35,040
Speaker 1: but this one I like the last one. You know,

1175
01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:39,519
Speaker 1: who cares. I'm nervous you were about to go on

1176
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:41,600
Speaker 1: a date. I was you thought you think that that

1177
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:44,400
Speaker 1: was preoccupying you. No, no, you were nervous to do

1178
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:47,639
Speaker 1: that this show, of course, and why because you guys

1179
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:53,280
Speaker 1: are so rude. Were very rude. Everyone knows it, Everyone

1180
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:55,960
Speaker 1: talks about it. We were two cuns last night at

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01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:59,400
Speaker 1: the show. You had fifty comedians. We were actually we

1182
01:12:59,479 --> 01:13:02,879
Speaker 1: overbooked it wildly. Well. All anyone could talk about backstage

1183
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:06,160
Speaker 1: was like, were they that email is rude? Like he

1184
01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:08,880
Speaker 1: looked at me weird? It was just Yeah. What we

1185
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:12,440
Speaker 1: like to do is create a negative, toxic, potentially dangerous

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01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:15,280
Speaker 1: for many people in the community, and invite as many

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01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:17,560
Speaker 1: people as we can to share in that toxicity to

1188
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:20,800
Speaker 1: everyone knows to feel bad, yea, and I think it

1189
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:24,519
Speaker 1: work and it works. Okay, well I feel toxic and bad.

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01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,479
Speaker 1: I feel toxic and bad. But oh I love our

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01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:32,960
Speaker 1: guests so much. And you can find them on tindergoldind Gold,

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Speaker 1: free tickets. We end with the song Rude is Lonely,

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Speaker 1: Rude calm play, I don't know what it's is a

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Speaker 1: caver charm life, ca cab chop, chob ro forever. This

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Speaker 1: has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by Brett Ballum,

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