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Speaker 1: I did talk about ozempic and get in some trouble

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Speaker 1: with people on social media because I mentioned that it's

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Speaker 1: going to be used improperly and it's getting uncomfortable and

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Speaker 1: people are doing everything they can to defend it, and

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Speaker 1: it's just making them seem more like they're on it,

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Speaker 1: Like you've got to stop. But people feeling so self

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Speaker 1: conscious because I think they feel like they're not getting

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Speaker 1: all the credit for looking good, because people feel that

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Speaker 1: they sort of cheated, which is a whole interesting dynamic.

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Speaker 1: But they should just come out with a product called brozepic,

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Speaker 1: because what's happening now is men are taking it. It's

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Speaker 1: typically been women. Now men are taking it just to

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Speaker 1: kind of look good. So I know two guys that

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Speaker 1: said that they were taking it just because they were

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Speaker 1: going on a vacation couple weeks and they just wanted

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Speaker 1: to look ripped. So I'm just gonna say it again,

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Speaker 1: I'm doubling down. It's going to something's gonna go sideways.

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Speaker 1: You just can't. It's just it's feeling creepy. It's feeling

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Speaker 1: like invasion of the body snatchers. If people are looking unnatural,

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Speaker 1: doesn't look like them and it's like weird, and it's

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Speaker 1: like this onslaught of bobbleheads, and it looks in some

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Speaker 1: cases age inappropriate, like the person looks like they're a tween.

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Speaker 1: It just you could tell when something looks natural and

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Speaker 1: when it doesn't look natural. And I don't know what happens,

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Speaker 1: because there's no such thing as a free ride, so

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what's gonna happen, but

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Speaker 1: it just seems bizarre. I don't like when I'm done

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Speaker 1: with the show with Paul, because we don't have the

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Speaker 1: same cadence in choosing a show and the same patience

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Speaker 1: and the same taste. And we'll spend the whole afternoon

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Speaker 1: eating eating cheetohs eat watching Entourage, which is lovely, but

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Speaker 1: we won't get to the main act and we never

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Speaker 1: get to a show, and it gives me massive anxiety

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Speaker 1: a show's ending, I'm like, oh, great, now we're gonna

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Speaker 1: spend fucking two hours with complete attention deficit disorder scrolling

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Speaker 1: through streamers and we're never gonna get anywhere, and I

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Speaker 1: get really defeated, Like I hate it because it's nice

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Speaker 1: to have a good, meaty show to lock into and

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Speaker 1: I like doing that by myself. I'm watching Queen Charlotte

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Speaker 1: right now, which is a spinoff from Bridgerton. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: it's amazing because I feel like their fiction shows that

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Speaker 1: they're based on real events that have happened. And you're

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Speaker 1: talking about affairs, you're talking about interracial couples, you're talking

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Speaker 1: about mental illness, you're talking about being lonely. I love it.

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Speaker 1: I really love it. Oh my god, I really love it.

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Speaker 1: I could do a Megan Markel podcast, like I could

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Speaker 1: at this point. I have enough. They give enough content

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Speaker 1: that I could do a Megan Marko podcast. I said

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Speaker 1: in a rant that I don't understand it if like,

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Speaker 1: is it like mister Magoo and Elmo doing her pr

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Speaker 1: A little insight on awards ceremonies. They want to honor you.

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Speaker 1: What an honor I've been. I've been, Believe me, people

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Speaker 1: have wanted to honor me before they want to honor you.

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Speaker 1: Here are the scenarios. Number one, it's a Mark Twain Prize,

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Speaker 1: and I believe I don't know a lot about it,

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Speaker 1: and you deserve the honor, like you're Dave Chappelle, your

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Speaker 1: ollen degenerous, You've earned the honor Jerry Steinfeld, like, that's

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Speaker 1: what that is. I don't know what's attached to that,

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Speaker 1: but it feels like that's pretty pretty earned. Number Two,

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Speaker 1: you get a Hollywood star on the Walk of Fame

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Speaker 1: that's paid for, paid for by your network, you streamer,

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Speaker 1: that's paid for. I bet a lot of you don't

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Speaker 1: know that that's paid for. Okay. Number three, who oh

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Speaker 1: my honor reality royalty. Now there has to be some

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Speaker 1: basis in it. I am reality royalty. But they asked

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Speaker 1: I think Andy first, they want the person who's gonna

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Speaker 1: get them the most press, right for an award show

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Speaker 1: type thing. Okay, you're gonna be honored as the woman

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Speaker 1: of the Year for whatever. They want you to a

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Speaker 1: buy a table two, sell and fill a table three,

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Speaker 1: get remarkable press for their org that no one's ever

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Speaker 1: heard of or that people have heard of but just

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Speaker 1: want to raise awareness. Meghan Markle has gone to the

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Speaker 1: awards events school of podiums and crystal statues because just

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Speaker 1: tell me how many awards she won prior to being famous.

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Speaker 1: And the only reason I think people bring up opening

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Speaker 1: a briefcase on a show and being on suits is

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Speaker 1: not because that's not honorable. That is honorable. It's because

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Speaker 1: somehow she has made herself believe that, like all you know,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, the barbarazzi like that. It's just such

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Speaker 1: a burden. Don't go to these dumb, dumb events that

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Speaker 1: just want you for the press. And if you're trying

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Speaker 1: to bargain it with the Carlisle for a free room,

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Speaker 1: then it feels like you're not buying your own table,

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Speaker 1: you're doing it for the media, or you're being paid.

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Speaker 1: You could be paid also, so that's bullshit. Separately, I

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Speaker 1: know four people from four different shows that you guys watch,

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Speaker 1: that produce them, that work on them, that have said

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Speaker 1: before she was married to Harry, she used to beg

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Speaker 1: to be on these shows and they'd be like, we're

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Speaker 1: not having her run. She used to beg to be

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Speaker 1: on all the shows, Watch What Happens Live, be a bartender,

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Speaker 1: morning shows, nighttime talk shows, like you name it. She

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Speaker 1: begged to be on it like normal, like dumb dumb

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Speaker 1: shows on just cable channels like anything. So we don't

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Speaker 1: like believe you. Nobody believes her, and her insecurities married

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Speaker 1: his insecurities about not being relevant in their own so

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Speaker 1: they have like Jack in the box doing their fucking pr.

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Speaker 1: So here's how you really do PR. You walk out

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Speaker 1: of an event you don't like, cover yourself and oh

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Speaker 1: my god, the plight. You walk out of the event

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Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian style. Anybody who's dealt with the paparazzi, you

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Speaker 1: acknowledge them. Your publicist tells them, let's get the shots

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Speaker 1: you want? What is it you want? You want a

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Speaker 1: picture of her giving Harry a kiss? You want them

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Speaker 1: holding hands, you want her holding a sprite? What the

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Speaker 1: fuck do you want? We love you. You made her.

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Speaker 1: Without you, guys, there is no he Megan and Harry

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Speaker 1: and you get. They get the pictures. They want the paparazzi.

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Speaker 1: They have a job. None of these famous people will

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Speaker 1: be famous without the paparazzi. So what do you guys want?

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Speaker 1: You want to picture me in a bathing suit on

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Speaker 1: the red car right now? So you leave us alone.

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Speaker 1: What do you want? We'll give it to you. Then

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Speaker 1: they'll leave you alone. But A's like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I like, it's such a bullshit dramatic act that's not

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Speaker 1: based in reality. That's why Beyonce gets followed. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: it's like there's a dance they know the paparazzi. Well,

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Speaker 1: good publicists, give them what they want, feed the beast.

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Speaker 1: Then you go on your merry way and then maybe

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Speaker 1: one will follow you too. So like now, oh, Meghan

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Speaker 1: Marko's not going on the next event, You're not going

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Speaker 1: to the next event, the next fake award show with

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Speaker 1: the fake award so you could bring impress for them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you don't need to go. Don't go. If I don't go,

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Speaker 1: and I'm a loser, you don't need to go, lady.

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Speaker 1: So they're paying you and you decided not to go,

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Speaker 1: So you guys are gonna keep it going. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: keep her going. So when you guys say you're obsessed

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Speaker 1: with her, it may be true. I'm obsessed with her,

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Speaker 1: you know why, because I've never seen anyone do worse,

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