Speaker 1: Say it again, that Charlotte man saying is true. Yes,
Speaker 1: donkey today for Thursday, May thirtie.
Speaker 2: If it's a double donkey, yes, the two subjects involved
Speaker 2: both will get the credit they deserve for being stupid.
Speaker 2: So the heat goes to a man named Corey Harris.
Speaker 2: Now Corey is from washed Washingtona County, Michigan, and the
Speaker 2: hall goes to the Honorable Judge Cedric Simpson.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's discuss now.
Speaker 2: You know, ever since COVID, people have been having to
Speaker 2: go to court via zoom. I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: for sure zoom, but it's some type of video conference thing.
Speaker 1: And Corey Harris was ordered.
Speaker 2: To appear before the court on a video conference for
Speaker 2: driving on a suspended license. I repeat, Corey Harris was
Speaker 2: ordered to appear before the court on a video conference.
Speaker 2: That context is very important. So when you're listening to
Speaker 2: this audio, just not that the judge in the courtroom
Speaker 2: can see core sorry, the court can see him.
Speaker 1: That context is very important.
Speaker 2: So once again, remember he's on a video conference for
Speaker 2: driving on a suspended license. Okay, that is the charge.
Speaker 2: Would you like to know why Corey is getting donkey today?
Speaker 2: Let's go to local for news for the report.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 3: Ever, since some court proceeding this went on zoom, you
Speaker 3: really never know what to expect, and this judge did
Speaker 3: not see this coming.
Speaker 4: Mister har are you driving, Ashley, I'm pulling into my
Speaker 4: doctor's office.
Speaker 1: Actually, just give me one second.
Speaker 3: You can see the shock on his face. Judge Cedric
Speaker 3: Simpson nearly speechless.
Speaker 1: She's stationary.
Speaker 4: I'm pulling in right now as the second Yes.
Speaker 3: This hearing happened on May fifteenth in Washington County. The defendant,
Speaker 3: Corey Harris, had a suspended license, yet joined the court
Speaker 3: proceeding from behind the wheel. The judge needed to get
Speaker 3: something straight.
Speaker 5: I'm looking at his record. He doesn't have a license,
Speaker 5: he's suspended, and he's just driving.
Speaker 1: That is correct, your inner.
Speaker 5: I don't even know why he would do that. So
Speaker 5: defendant's bond is revoked in this matter if it is
Speaker 5: to turn himself into the watching kind of deal by
Speaker 5: six pm to day, Oh my god, turn himself in
Speaker 5: while we resulting the bench forn't with no bond.
Speaker 2: This man was on a video conference for driving on
Speaker 2: a suspended license while he was driving. Now it's obvious
Speaker 2: why Corey is getting donkey today. Right, Corey, we can
Speaker 2: see you, my brother. I need to know the thought process,
Speaker 2: like you woke up, said your prayers, brush your teeth,
Speaker 2: digit daily affirmations. I don't know what your morning routine is,
Speaker 2: but at some point you made a choice. You made
Speaker 2: a conscious decision to say, I gotta go to the doctor,
Speaker 2: and I don't got nobody to drive me. But I
Speaker 2: also don't have a license, and I also have to
Speaker 2: go to court via video conference because I don't have
Speaker 2: a license because I was driving without one.
Speaker 1: So at some point your.
Speaker 2: Brain told you that's perfectly okay, this is fine. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna just jump on the video conference while I'm driving,
Speaker 2: even though I'm in virtual court for driving with.
Speaker 1: A suspended license. Well, Corey, if you.
Speaker 2: Don't give a damn, we don't give a fornication under
Speaker 2: consent of the king either.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: The other part of Corey's situation that bothers me. If
Speaker 2: that man wasn't quick on his feet at all. Soon
Speaker 2: as the judge would have said to me, are you driving,
Speaker 2: I would have said, no, sir.
Speaker 1: This is a tesla. Okay.
Speaker 2: I would have threw my hands up and said, this
Speaker 2: is a self driving car. Look, Judge, no hands. Okay,
Speaker 2: Judge Simpson wouldn't have known what to do. Now, I
Speaker 2: told you all this was a double donkey here the
Speaker 2: day Corey gets the heat, Judge Cedric Simpson needs the heart.
Speaker 2: The reason I'm giving Judge Cedric Simpson the hall is
Speaker 2: because Judge Cedric Simpson required him to report to.
Speaker 1: The county jail later the same day.
Speaker 2: The man only had a public defender, and the public
Speaker 2: defender requested in the German of the case, and Judge
Speaker 2: Simon Simpson said, no, go to jail. Go directly to jail.
Speaker 2: Do not pass gold, and not collect two hundred dollars. Judge,
Speaker 2: I'm not saying you should have let him off, because
Speaker 2: people have to be responsible for the consequences of their actions.
Speaker 2: But damn it, Judge, at least hit a full story.
Speaker 2: Have him come to the courthouse immediately so you can
Speaker 2: hear more. But just don't send the brother to jail.
Speaker 2: The man was headed to the doctor. You know how
Speaker 2: hard it is to get some brothers to go to
Speaker 2: the doctor. Judge Simpson, you black, You should understand if
Speaker 2: this man had a doctor's appointment and didn't have anyone
Speaker 2: else to take him and took a risk like this,
Speaker 2: you know, to go to the doctor. Clearly something is wrong.
Speaker 2: I don't want to self diagnose anyone. But I am
Speaker 2: a doctor myself. In case you didn't know, I have
Speaker 2: an honorary doctorate from South Carolina State University.
Speaker 1: He dropped on the CLU Southlona State, unbelievable.
Speaker 2: So if I had to diagnose Corey, I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: he has high blood pressure. He's trying to get that down.
Speaker 2: His LDL cholesterols too high, might even be diabetic. All
Speaker 2: of that is causing issues with his heart. Therefore, the
Speaker 2: man had to go see the doctor. Judge Cedric Simpson, okay,
Speaker 2: because he's dying, all right, and you must beat the
Speaker 2: ten man because you need a heart. I didn't say
Speaker 2: let the man off, but you know, due to the circumstances,
Speaker 2: at least call him in the court and hear him out.
Speaker 1: Okay, Hell, the man might need.
Speaker 2: A psychological evaluation because I see a lot of beetlejuice
Speaker 2: from Howard Stern show around his eyes. Just look past
Speaker 2: as glass as you can see the beetlejuice from Howard
Speaker 2: Stern right around his eyes. He looks on a lot
Speaker 2: of levels like Beetlejuice's half brother. They got the same daddy,
Speaker 2: different mamas. The moral of the story is jail cannot
Speaker 2: always be the answer all the time.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: People are being forced to make decisions off the series
Speaker 2: of circles ccumstances, most of them financial. Well, if he
Speaker 2: didn't have extra money for uber, he clearly didn't have
Speaker 2: no money for an attorney. Doctor Bill is piling up,
Speaker 2: can barely afford his stating for his cholesterol. Damn it, Judge,
Speaker 2: have some compassion and give Beatle Juice brother a break.
Speaker 2: Please give Corey Harris and Judge Cedric Simpson the biggest
Speaker 2: he huh.
Speaker 4: Jess ain't got no compassion for that man, certainly not
Speaker 4: in you a clown, because first of all, the only
Speaker 4: I do have compassion because you said he was dying
Speaker 4: and you don't know that.
Speaker 1: You don't know if that man is dying. And then
Speaker 1: I am a doctor.
Speaker 4: He was dark around you know how you paid for it? No,
Speaker 4: he was, he was dark around, just like you was
Speaker 4: duck around. So you cannot say, and.
Speaker 1: I had I had high blood fresh that's on you.
Speaker 1: That's on you.
Speaker 4: That just must run his family, that might run in
Speaker 4: his family.
Speaker 2: You don't know, and we don't even know why he
Speaker 2: was in court and elesterols over two forty. They could
Speaker 2: have been in court for a driving spent like something.
Speaker 2: Maybe he did something driving man, he got into an accident.
Speaker 2: We don't know why he was in court, why the
Speaker 2: judge suspended his license.
Speaker 1: But what are you talking about? You know he had
Speaker 1: a suspended license.
Speaker 2: While we don't know why his license was suspended. We
Speaker 2: don't know if he just didn't pay something, if that
Speaker 2: was the reason why he didn't have insurance, or if
Speaker 2: he got into an accident, or if it was a
Speaker 2: d why we don't know why.
Speaker 1: It don't matter why his license suspend it.
Speaker 4: The fact of the matter is he didn't have a
Speaker 4: license and he was driving, and he answered the phone
Speaker 4: and told him to wait a minute. I'm about to
Speaker 4: pull right into this. Hold on one second, Hold on, judge, jail,
Speaker 4: one second.
Speaker 1: Excuse me.
Speaker 2: We don't know why that man was going to the doctor.
Speaker 2: That is what we should be thinking about. No, I
Speaker 2: should think about that, No he should.
Speaker 4: You said he hadn't have enough for lyft or uber,
Speaker 4: but you driving a car that needs gas we're talking.
Speaker 1: About could have been stolen.
Speaker 2: And you have shut up man, and you have a kope.
Speaker 1: You have a kope where you're going to doctor? Times
Speaker 1: is hard.
Speaker 2: Yes, I got to steal cars to get to the doctor,
Speaker 2: to pay for things that I can't even afford. Times,
Speaker 2: it is hard that some sympathy for this man, some empathy.
Speaker 2: Oh all right, got me spitting all over these people microphone.
Speaker 1: I know anyway you do that, anyway, you do that anyway?
Speaker 1: All right? Whoa pause? That's crazy, that was crazy. You
Speaker 1: just you just you just you just can't stop on stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm glad.
Speaker 4: I ain't me too, y'all make people that's gate. Don't
Speaker 4: even want to be gating like y'all.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just be straight down.
Speaker 4: He listening to the c is making people get delivered.
Speaker 1: Yeah, deeply seated homosexual Okay.
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