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Speaker 1: Her dance was amazing and I'm gonna watch tonight. I'm

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Speaker 1: Troy going to Yale deja vu? But okay, annal Jesu

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Speaker 1: I remembered was deja vu? Yes, um that I learned

419
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Speaker 1: it from watching you made me laugh so hard, My god.

420
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Speaker 1: That those of you who don't know, there used to

421
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Speaker 1: be a public service announcement about drugs, right and do

422
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 1: you remember that Donald? And there was what was the

423
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 1: drug that the parents were doing with the weed? Yeah,

424
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 1: so the whole idea for the PSA, this is when

425
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: Donal and I were growing up, and it was definitely

426
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,199
Speaker 1: at least in the Tri State area, and and the

427
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 1: and the parents were like where did you how do

428
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 1: who taught you how to do this? He found like

429
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 1: the kids weed? And the kid was like, I learned

430
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:07,199
Speaker 1: from watching you, okay, from watching you? Yeah, And it

431
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 1: was like I was supposed to be a PSA to parents, like,

432
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: you know, don't smoke weed and your kids, right, they're

433
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: gonna smoke just like you. Yeah, I'm sure you can

434
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: find it on YouTube. Learned from watching you. But even

435
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 1: even the monologue when Cock when you walk into the

436
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: hospital in the beginning of the show and he does

437
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,120
Speaker 1: the monologue, the rhythm of it and you stepping in

438
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: in between it and for the punchline and then him

439
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,200
Speaker 1: going back into nevertheless and whatever it is. You know

440
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: what I mean? That all deja vu, like all of it,

441
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: like this whole I think we need to have an

442
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: ask Bill here. I know it's hard to track him

443
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: down now that he's an Emmy winner, but um, Bill time, Bill,

444
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: now we know your big time and you're an Emmy

445
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,679
Speaker 1: winner now and probably won't return our call, But why

446
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,159
Speaker 1: why did you do this episode? And just repeat all

447
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 1: these jokes. Was the writer's room so backed up that

448
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,880
Speaker 1: your idea was, what if we did a deja vu

449
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,360
Speaker 1: episode and repeated all of our greatest hit jokes. Well,

450
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: it's not even the greatest hit jokes though, let's keep

451
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: it on. There's some there's some pretty darn good ones,

452
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 1: some great ones actually, but some of them are ones

453
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 1: that people missed before. So it's like, you know, let's like,

454
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:19,439
Speaker 1: obviously you didn't recognize it because you forgot about You

455
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 1: thought this was all the first time these jokes came through.

456
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 1: All right, Well, Bill, what was the reason behind repeating

457
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: all these jokes in my deja Vu? Ask Bill? Okay, um,

458
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: you guys should ask Bill, Hey, Bill, how you feeling? Man?

459
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: How you doing you lonely? Because if you did ask

460
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: Bill that the answer would be, no, I'm good. Anyways, Yeah,

461
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 1: my deja vu. Here's the scope. It's really hard to

462
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 1: come up with all the stories we came up with

463
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: on Scrubs because one of the things all these physicians

464
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 1: and we tried to be realistic, you know, as a

465
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 1: medical show, and one of the things all the positions

466
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: that we interviewed would often say is the amazing thing

467
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: is that you kind of sometimes see the same things

468
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,919
Speaker 1: over and over and over and over, and then we

469
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 1: kind of got obsessed with you know, maybe we could

470
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: do the same medical stories with two patients, you know,

471
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: or with a patient and in the hospital, but with

472
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: different endings because sometimes people come in and it goes differently, right,

473
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 1: And also we were way behind, and so this felt

474
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: like a great idea to do an episode quick because

475
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: if it's called made my deja vu, deja vu, we

476
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 1: all tell stories twice, we all tell jokes twice. And

477
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: the laziest thing we did in this episode but was

478
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: we did the janitor ce story the riddle line for

479
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: line except for one change, line for line and shot

480
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 1: for shot. Do you know what the one changes? We

481
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: should ask Bill? Ask Bill? Hey? You know you guys

482
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: should ask Bill, and you ask Bill sometimes is you

483
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: should ask Bill how he's feeling? And you know, hey, Bill,

484
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: when we ask Bill, how are you doing? You know

485
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: what that Bill would say that Bill would say, you know,

486
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: I hide it, but sometimes I'm not so great, so

487
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. Anyways. The one difference, no difference in

488
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: the longest Asked Bill ever, The one difference was the

489
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Speaker 1: janitor changed where he went to college. The first time

490
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Speaker 1: we did it, I think he said he went to Harvard,

491
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: and the second time he said he went to Yale.

492
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: There's your trivia answer. Peace out. How are you guys doing?

493
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: See you? Thank you Bill. Carla says, if she can't

494
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: do things, turk can't do that. Now did this happen

495
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: to you? Do this a thing that really happens to come?

496
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: Sure it does. I'm sure it does. My wife didn't

497
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: do that to me when my wife was pregnant with

498
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: our kids. Dude, I got to get it fucked up.

499
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: Like that was the best part about it. Like, I

500
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna party to night. We're going out tonight.

501
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: We're gonna go eat sushi. She's like she had you

502
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: had a built in designated driver. Yeah. I was like,

503
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: we're going to get sushi. She's like, I can't eat sushi.

504
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: I was like, you could eat the hot plates, and

505
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: she was like, you're right, I can't eat the hot plates.

506
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: I do like the hot plates. And we'd go and

507
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: we'd eat sushi and I fucking get bombed on sake,

508
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: and she'd now, I have a question. See couples deal

509
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,479
Speaker 1: with this differently. And you're our only father. So I

510
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: guess listeners will be answering to their phones. But I

511
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: hear that like some some couples do this, So like, no, no,

512
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: you have to do it with me. You can't drink,

513
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: you can't you anything selfish, that's bullshit, that's bullshit. What

514
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: about in the middle of the night when the mom

515
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: has to get up to breastfeed, and that's women. Some

516
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: women make the father get up too to sit with her.

517
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 1: That's that's cool, that's to be. I don't know about

518
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: get up and sit with them, but I do believe

519
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 1: that the if you have bottles and stuff like that,

520
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: and you're doing it that way, the right. But what

521
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: about in the scenario world the baby just needs to

522
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: breastfeed if you make me because the father expected to

523
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: just get up, and that's not a selfish man? Joel,

524
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: do you do you do you any knowledge of this

525
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: that self? Uh? Yeah, because my dad was the only

526
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: one who gave me to go back to sleep, so

527
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 1: he was up. I'm almost like, she doesn't go to

528
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: sleep with me, so you have to be up. Story,

529
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: that's a different story. But I would think if if

530
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: I totally totally, I would think that in my in

531
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: my non child having had some mothers, feel free to

532
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: correct me, but like, wouldn't I want my partner to

533
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: be asleep so that later I could be asleep and

534
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 1: they could be up. I feel like we had to

535
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 1: tag team this child anyway, So I don't know us

536
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: both being equally as exhausted Amanda, Amanda and Nick. I

537
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: think it did a version of that. We're like Amanda

538
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: would just let Nick's sleep and while she would breastfeed,

539
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: and then in the morning she'd be like, you're taking

540
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 1: the baby on a long ass walk and I'm gonna sleep. Yeah,

541
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: and had a little situation like that, Yeah, that's that's

542
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: the right way to do it. Yeah, especially okay, so actually,

543
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: more than anything, communication is the right way to do it.

544
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: If you guys can come up with a plan, it works.

545
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: The fact that Carla just springs this on turk, like, no,

546
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 1: this is the way gonna be a beard out of

547
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: your hand. Yeah. Yeah, that was funny though. But that's

548
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: why I do that with my kids now. When my

549
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: kid will be like, I'm drinking it, and I'd be like,

550
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: you better not drink it, you better put that back

551
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: in the fridge, and he goes, I'm gonna open it,

552
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: and he'll open up, but you better not sip it then,

553
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: and he'll sip that ship and then it'll be and

554
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: that's when hell breaks loose. Well yeah, and then and

555
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 1: then he sits there and then he'll stand there like,

556
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: I can't believe you just hit that out of my hand.

557
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,239
Speaker 1: What will it be? Something with caffeine or something no,

558
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: like you know, so I made the mistake. Oh God,

559
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: these are the mistakes you make in life. I let them.

560
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: I let them taste sprite, and I let them taste

561
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 1: Canada dry ginger. He probably, yeah, but the sugar free

562
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 1: version is just as bad as the as the sugar version.

563
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: Regardless of what is in it. It is not necessarily

564
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: a good thing for them to drink. But I made

565
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 1: the mistake one time. I'm saying, you want to like

566
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: me being I was literally I could feel the devil

567
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: coming out of my skin. You want to try this,

568
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: little boy, You want to try this little girl, knowing

569
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,959
Speaker 1: that the minute they tasted it, it would be like

570
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: I must have this forever and ever and ever. Why

571
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: don't you just not have it in the house. We

572
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 1: don't have it in the house. But anyway. So but

573
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: when it is in the house, he'll be like an

574
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: ask from Gingerrell. I'll be like no, and it'd be like, look,

575
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: my kid is the king of manipulation. He's like, I'm

576
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: just trying to have a conversation with you, dad, Like

577
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: we had the conversation. I said no. He's like, that's

578
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: not a conversation, that's you telling me no. That's all

579
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: that is. We're not talking about anything. You haven't even

580
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: heard what I'm asking for. Oh my god, this is

581
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 1: this is my son from I have no clue. I

582
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,719
Speaker 1: have no clue. I think kids are good at just

583
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: they know their parents are tired, right, and they just

584
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: know like if they keep it going, the parents just exhausted.

585
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: They're like, I can't up. Its fine, that's what that's what.

586
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: Don't you think kids play on that. They know that

587
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 1: you're just always tired, so you're just gonna be like, oh, fine,

588
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: have it. He's a little ass sometimes so like he's

589
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: a dummy sometimes like one time he did that, he right,

590
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 1: and as he's walking away with the prize, he goes

591
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: and that's what I and that's how it's done. I

592
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: knew if I just pressured her. He walks by and

593
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 1: walks off the room right with whatever the whatever, whatever

594
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: it was, maybe whether it's a donut, soft drink, or

595
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck it is. He's now exited and is

596
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: about to go and do what it is that he

597
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: wanted to do. And he lets out what the plan was,

598
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 1: and me and my wife both look at each other, like,

599
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: what the fuck this motherfucker did? Did what? He's running

600
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:58,919
Speaker 1: that house over there, future ceo over here understands yeah,

601
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 1: and it's it's he just gets the art of you

602
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: say no, and he finds a way to make it

603
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: so that no was the wrong answer, you know. I

604
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 1: mean it's like no, I said no, You're not even

605
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: having a conversation. I did have the conversation with you.

606
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,359
Speaker 1: I said no, no, No, that's not even where we're

607
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: at yet. I haven't even explained to you the scenario. Well,

608
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 1: what it is I'm trying to do. What I'm trying

609
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,839
Speaker 1: to say is rock. Oh I said no, and now

610
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: you're interrupting me. Oh, I wish you'd just let me finish.

611
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,439
Speaker 1: I'm not having kids. Don't do it. If I would

612
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: not survive the eighties. We need someone on this podcast.

613
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 1: Who's who promotes how great having kids is because this

614
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: podcast is making me not need them. You know, I'll

615
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: tell you this right now, but they sound exhausted. But

616
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: then this weekend, I freak it. You know it's it's true.

617
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: But then this weekend we went out and watched him

618
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,760
Speaker 1: play a soccer game against a bunch of other kids,

619
00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: and they all like his team that the team that

620
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: they were playing against was obviously better than them, was

621
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: better passing, all of that stuff. But his team won

622
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 1: by one point. It was a penalty kick and Rocco

623
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 1: kicked the penalty kick into the goal, you know what

624
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: I mean. And it was one nothing. And it was

625
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: a hard fought game. And there, you know, the our

626
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: goalkeeper he blocked like hundred and not hundreds, but like

627
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: at least ten shots directly at him. It was just

628
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: an amazing game. One nothing. Go congratulations team. Um, I

629
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: laughed at when you when I when I get your coffee,

630
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 1: I go, please have some sort of nut nut and

631
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: it's hazel its I only like one type of nut

632
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 1: milk in my coffee, almond. That's it. No, I think

633
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: I was talking about the coffee blend itself. It was

634
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:56,399
Speaker 1: hazel nut coffee do you like hazel nut? I do. UM.

635
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 1: I only like um oat milk. In terms of milk,

636
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: you don't like almond w um because I like the

637
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: taste of oats and I think it makes a nice flavor.

638
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: A lot of people are a lot of people are

639
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: allergic to oats. Oh really, yeah, I don't um, I

640
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: don't um. I don't have real milk in my coffee anymore. Um,

641
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 1: liberry library, strawberry, strawberry. These are all old jokes. Yes,

642
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: I feel so, I feel so. I will say this.

643
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: What's the words Neil's response. Neil's response to each one

644
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: of Troy's uh buttons is different. Okay, that's not deja vu.

645
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: Neil's not saying the same joke with him, but the

646
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: whole thing with the coin. We just watched that earlier. Okay, Well, um,

647
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 1: let's talk about how floating head doctor and and and

648
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: how body kills Elliott. Yes, and then floating head doctor

649
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:05,439
Speaker 1: and body fight a fight. Yes, and we should say

650
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: by Linda Mendoza, our director of the week, deja vu,

651
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 1: deja vu? Written by who though Schwartz, I believe Mike Schwartz.

652
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: Let me double check my notes. Yes, Mike Schwartz and

653
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: Linda Mendoza. Um, we're gonna get a break and we'll

654
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: be right back after this, and we're bad. Um, I

655
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: wonder what is this the Christmas episode? Are we near

656
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: the Christmas episode for Fake Doctor's real friends? Is this

657
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 1: around the holidays yet? Are we near? Well? I want

658
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 1: to say that Cox finally comes around and has a

659
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: very heartfelt conversation with Elliott, and Um, I thought that

660
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: was well done. And he's so mean to her. I

661
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 1: think she said, you've never shown me an ounce of respect.

662
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: And then he confesses to her that he was indeed

663
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: petrified to make a decision on his patient's healthcare and

664
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: he didn't want anyone to know. And he said, I

665
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: hope that in telling you this, you see that I

666
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 1: do indeed respect you. Yes, that was well acted by them,

667
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: both both of them. Yeah. Well this episode, everyone else

668
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: is in peripheral. These two are actually center stage telling

669
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,879
Speaker 1: a story. And it's a great it's a great it's

670
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: a great fake out too, you know, like you honestly

671
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: believe that Cox is back and he's fine, but in

672
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 1: all honesty, he's still it's still in him and he

673
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 1: still feels you know, he still feels the guilt. I'm

674
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: sure that happens to to real doctors when they make

675
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: a call that was wrong. I could imagine they get

676
00:39:55,800 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: in their head and and and second guests themselves. But

677
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: good doctor as well. If you're a good doctor, you

678
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: push forward, keep it moving. The World Spins madly On

679
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: by the Wheepies is a beautiful song. The show ends too.

680
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: The Wheepies is a great band. If you don't know,

681
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, who are the Whepies? Tell us about

682
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: the Wheepies. Well, um, they're a couple, and um they

683
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 1: just have a lot of beautiful music. Put them into

684
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: your Spotify and I guarantee you you will enjoy a

685
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 1: lot of their music. It's very like Chill Laurel Canyon vibes,

686
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: couple harmonies. The World Spins madly on. Troy might have

687
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: killed somebody in confusion, Like it's a possibility, Like somebody

688
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 1: confused him so much that he was like kill him Troy.

689
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: Troy seems to not get that the janner doesn't really

690
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: want me dead. He likes to torture me and he

691
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 1: likes to ruin my life. But Troy keeps having to

692
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 1: be told that no, we're not we're not going to

693
00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: kill j D. But he's and he's so eager to

694
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 1: do it, right. I just feel like, what would happen

695
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 1: if Troy was off? Yeah, it's like, you know, I

696
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 1: used to this cat, and the cat would be out

697
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,879
Speaker 1: all night. It was an outdoor cat, and we came

698
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: in and out. But when it was out at night,

699
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: it would leave offerings of the animals it caught on

700
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 1: the back deck. It would leave a little rat, it

701
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 1: would leave a little bird. And and that's kind of

702
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 1: what the that's what what what cats do for? Who

703
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 1: they perceived to be the leader of the pack. They

704
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: ca yeah, it was our family cat, but in terms

705
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: of the cat mentality, they want to leave offerings to

706
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: the leader of the pack. And look what I caught

707
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: for for for you, great leader. Here's my contribution right

708
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:49,720
Speaker 1: here is what I did last night. And I thought,

709
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 1: what if Troy Um did that for Neil and killed

710
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 1: me and left me on the left me on the

711
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: janitor's back porch. O God, that would have been a

712
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: good fantasy. I'm no Superman. Man finale over done. I'm

713
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: no Superman. And it turns out I was not a

714
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 1: Superman because I'm dead I'm no Superman. Donk serious finale

715
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: tonight a very special episode of Scrubs. It's the serious finale.

716
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 1: See my neat tattoo though, I show you guys. Skull

717
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: that's so cool. I really like it. Why do'd you

718
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 1: get a skull? I got a skull because I guess

719
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: I got a skull because I just like skull. Okay,

720
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 1: I understand, it's just I mean, it's a skull, I know,

721
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,760
Speaker 1: but I like it's not a scary skull. That's a skull.

722
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 1: It was just cute skull. All right, Joel, let's bring

723
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 1: the collar, and we got a collar. You can talk

724
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: some you know, like a bottle maybe talking about the episode.

725
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 1: So come on, let's ladies and gentlemen give me. I'm

726
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: for my shit. Schell, I know that face. Are you

727
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 1: still married? The question is are you still married? Oh? Goodness?

728
00:43:53,719 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: Is that Michelle? Oh, Joel, Christmas has come early? Yes, Michelle,

729
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 1: I'm worried that you're sitting alone. Is that a bad sign?

730
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: It is not. My husband had to go on a

731
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: business trip. We are still married, a business trips trip.

732
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: Let's remind our listeners who have missed the episode. Michelle,

733
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 1: please interrupt me if I if I summarize this in

734
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: any incorrect way. Michelle went to her husband and said

735
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:32,720
Speaker 1: that she would like to have sex with his best

736
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 1: friend and his her husband said okay. He didn't say okay,

737
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: he was like yes, yeah, and he was not allowed

738
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: to be there. They would go off and do it

739
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 1: at the friend's house and um, and they do it

740
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 1: um monthly, Mitchelle, every other week every other week. Oh sorry,

741
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,760
Speaker 1: by monthly yes, and uh. And the friend still hangs

742
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: out with the with the them at their house. They're

743
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: all tight and um. And at last, at last check in,

744
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: the husband had not yet been given an opportunity to

745
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:11,959
Speaker 1: have the same sort of situation on her side of things.

746
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: So Michelle did say it was all good if he

747
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,439
Speaker 1: did want to do it. They just had to find

748
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: the right person, right, Michelle, What is going on in

749
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 1: this in this wacky family? Well, I am sorry to

750
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 1: tell you that it is not very much of an update.

751
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: Everything is still good. Um. He has not done anything,

752
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:36,839
Speaker 1: but he knows that he has permission. We've discussed it

753
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: at length. UM. So I don't know if he wants

754
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 1: to and I am not going to pressure him into

755
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: doing it, just so that it feels okay for me. Um.

756
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 1: Whenever you return from your date with the friend, does

757
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: he ever ask questions like what did you guys do?

758
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: What did you watch? What did you what was? Does

759
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: he have curiosity about it? Um? He usually ask like

760
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 1: what would you watch? And we do we watch? You know,

761
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 1: a movie or show or you know, whatever it might be. Um,

762
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: he has never really asked details about the other activities.

763
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 1: But you know, I just say this was a good

764
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: evening or you know, we me and the friend. Obviously

765
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 1: we have conversations too, and if something relevant comes up,

766
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: we'll talk about that, not even relationship wise, just or

767
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: friends who talk about things have similar interests. Um, So

768
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: I have a question, go ahead, I call on you. Donald.

769
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: Do you worry about forming a deeper relationship with good question? Donald? Um? No,

770
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 1: I mean, and that was my husband's. One of his

771
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: concerns with this is like, yeah, understandably. Um, you know,

772
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 1: my husband and I have been together for we This

773
00:46:54,480 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: Saturday will be our eleventh wedding anniversary. Um, we were Yeah,

774
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: we've been together for seventeen years. I'm I'm thirty three,

775
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: so I've been with him my entire adult life. So

776
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: like there's nothing that can be deeper and more profound

777
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: than that connection that we have already. Yeah, you guys

778
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 1: knew each other center junior high school, you said, uh,

779
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: since high school? High school? Okay, Yeah, I think I

780
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: would be insecure about And I've said this before, but

781
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 1: on so many levels, there's the what if he's better

782
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 1: at sex or I'm not better at sex? But what

783
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 1: if they have a better sexual chemistry than we do?

784
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: But if it's bigger than mine? Of course, if his

785
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: penis is bigger and more satisfying and girthier, Um, what

786
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: if you know? And of course, as Donald put it,

787
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 1: what if what if all of a sudden they just

788
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: hit it off and they have this incredible emotional connection

789
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:52,399
Speaker 1: that's deeper than ours. That would make me so nuts. Yeah,

790
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,320
Speaker 1: And I mean we've we've talked about that at length,

791
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: probably more so than a regular relationship, because we've brought

792
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: this up. Um, you know that is not it's hard

793
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 1: to know because you're just getting little snippets of our lives.

794
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: But um, you know, when this first came up, my

795
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: husband's like ask those exact same questions. What if you know,

796
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: you fall madly in love and you run away with him?

797
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 1: And I said, Okay, let's play that out. He would

798
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 1: never the friend would never ever let that happen, Like

799
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: even if I'm like, oh my gosh, I love you,

800
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: like let's run away together. He doesn't want to deal

801
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: with my kids. But what if the friend Okay, I

802
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 1: hear what you're saying. But do you ever think, I mean,

803
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: you're fully honest with yourself. The friend might have very

804
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 1: strong feelings for you. Yeah, and that that is valid.

805
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 1: And we does he date? Sorry, just start, Michelle. Does

806
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 1: he date outside of this situation? He has not yet.

807
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 1: He is on dating apps. He's looking around. We talk

808
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 1: about it, like sometimes when I go over there, we'll

809
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: look at the matches and I'll help him like craft

810
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: messages and you will be you won't be jealous when

811
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 1: he is with somebody else. No, And we've had I

812
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: check in with him, probably annoyingly frequently and make sure

813
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 1: like we're all good, like whatever you want on that end,

814
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 1: like you just have to let me know, you know,

815
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: I will do this as long as everyone is comfortable

816
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: and having a good time. If you feel like you

817
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 1: need more out of a relationship, like an actual relationship

818
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: where you can you know, foster something long term, get married,

819
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 1: what have you. Yeah, just tell me, yeah, because you

820
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: don't want him, especially if he's your friend getting stuck

821
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 1: in a situation where he's like, all right, here's my conundrum.

822
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 1: I love Michelle, but she's never gonna be mine because

823
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,280
Speaker 1: we've established the parameters. But I don't care. I'm obsessed

824
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: with her. Maybe one day she'll change your mind. So

825
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go out and find my life partner.

826
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: That could happen, right, right, And like I have told

827
00:49:54,120 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 1: him that that please. I want Ultimately, I want everyone

828
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: in this situation to be happy and whatever that takes.

829
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 1: Like before we even started this, before anything happened, when

830
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 1: we had the initial discussion, like, hey, would you be

831
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: interested in this? Um? I told him, and we had

832
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: this discussion that you know, our friendship comes first, Like

833
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: that was his main concerns, Like, I don't want this

834
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: to negatively impact our friendship. Um. You know, the three

835
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: of us have been friends for a long time. We

836
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 1: lost touch for a few years, um, like right before

837
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: the pandemic, and then the pandemic kind of brought us

838
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: back into the fold. So that friendship bond is there.

839
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: We just have a little extra I gotta tell you, Michelle,

840
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 1: whatever it is, it's working for you because you definitely

841
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,399
Speaker 1: look happy, you know what I mean, even from when

842
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,320
Speaker 1: we saw you the first time. It's like a complete

843
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 1: glow up. I don't know if it's the hair, eyes,

844
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 1: whatever it is, but it's like a glow up so

845
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: you seem happy. So whatever, you, guys, I know, but

846
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 1: I'm destinely works for you. But Donald, I'm fascinated by

847
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:04,479
Speaker 1: the fact that Michelle is pulling off this balancing act.

848
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,800
Speaker 1: I know, well, she's juggling. She definitely is juggling a

849
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: lot of situation. Yeah man, yeah man. It's like what

850
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 1: do I want tonight? Bee for chicken? You know what

851
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 1: I'm saying. She's juggling it. It's nothing wrong with that.

852
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: I saw Neil Brennan did a show. Does a show

853
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 1: that I highly recommend you guys see at the Cherry

854
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 1: Lane Theater if you're in New York. It's incredible. But

855
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,399
Speaker 1: he made some joke that was like, your wife wants

856
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 1: to have sex three or four times a week, just

857
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 1: not necessarily with you, and I thought that was funny.

858
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: And Michelle's living her best life like but um, but Joel,

859
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,720
Speaker 1: what are your thoughts on this. You're a very progressive woman.

860
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 1: You yeah, what do you? I mean, how do you?

861
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: I'm speechless? Do you have any thoughts on this? What

862
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,439
Speaker 1: really impresses me is Michelle's ability to communicate. I feel

863
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 1: like a lot of people when they view polyanry, they

864
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 1: think of like, oh nice, hold whole sex partners, and

865
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: it's like fun and wild. But for my friends who

866
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: are in polyama's relationships, the most difficult part is like

867
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 1: now I gotta juggle for people's emotions and figure out

868
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: how they all feel. Like I'm a friend who dates couples, right,

869
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 1: They're like, I don't want to be in a committed relationship,

870
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: but I'm looking for like the feelings of love without

871
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: having to fall in love. And I mean when you're

872
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: with a couple, like that's really messy. You're like working

873
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 1: with both of their needs and desires, but also they

874
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: come with their own like couple baggage, um, and so

875
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: it's hard, I think to have successful relationships like this.

876
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: I was going to say the same thing Joel, like

877
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: what happens when he does find another relationship? But you

878
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 1: guys still keep your relationship going and the other person

879
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 1: has to has to find their way into this and

880
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 1: y and we sell this whole fucking thing to Bravo.

881
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: That's what Zach, I promise you. This isn't new, this

882
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 1: is this happens all the time. No, I know, but

883
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,760
Speaker 1: it's new to me. I even Joel using the proper

884
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 1: lingo polyamory relationships, it's new to me. I don't know.

885
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 1: Michelle is the first person I've ever spoken to who's

886
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 1: doing this successfully, um so, and I'm sure a lot

887
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,959
Speaker 1: of our listeners all over the world are are are

888
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 1: are hearing about it for the first time. I mean

889
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 1: some and some are doing it successful. And some of

890
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 1: them are listening while they're fucking their their husband's best

891
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: friend they're right now, meaning like it's like us anyway. Sorry,

892
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,439
Speaker 1: this is a side note, Michelle, if you don't mind

893
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:48,839
Speaker 1: my digression. Joelle sent Donald and I a link for

894
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: someone who wants to advertise on our on our show.

895
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: And I don't want to say the product name because

896
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to give them an ad before we decide,

897
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,399
Speaker 1: but Joelle send the link to Daniels so he knows

898
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 1: what it is. Is a thing you put your penis

899
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: into and it blows. Is it blow? Air on it.

900
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,840
Speaker 1: It's suction. It's suction and blowing. Yeah, it's like it's pressure.

901
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 1: It's air pressure. It's not a it's not a um

902
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: um if it's not a fake vagina. We've a silicon thing.

903
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: It's actually made women. It's men and women. No, No,

904
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 1: it's for the phallus Donald. I know, but no, they're

905
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: saying the same thing that they do. There's a suction

906
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 1: thing that they have for women now that they can

907
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,919
Speaker 1: put on their clitterus. It's the same technology. But okay,

908
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 1: But Joel, I was shocked a but that you wanted

909
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 1: us to advertise this on the podcast and be that

910
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:39,799
Speaker 1: I don't have one at my home to try. Say

911
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: we should at least try these things, Joel, I just

912
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: want you know the product like that, we have to

913
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 1: test it to seeing these things you must be. I

914
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 1: can't endorse you searched. I can't endorse the Dyson penis

915
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: sucker until I've tried it the five thousand until and

916
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:04,919
Speaker 1: send anial one too, Joel, did you see it? Dale?

917
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 1: There's a whole video. I was like, I went to

918
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 1: their website because I was obviously curious, and I was like,

919
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 1: how are they going to do a demonstration video. They

920
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: clearly smartly smartly use animation, not real people. Um, but

921
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 1: it's just anything doesn't promote anything like Actually their advert

922
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: their ad campaign is that is would you don't you

923
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,720
Speaker 1: ever wish you could have an orgasm on the scale

924
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 1: of a female orgasm? And this and this product says

925
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 1: that it will give the mail the explosive nature of

926
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: received product from We are not listen, if you work

927
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,840
Speaker 1: for this company, we are not advertising for you until

928
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: we get UM samples. Yes for discussion. All right, I'm sorry, Michelle,

929
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:02,800
Speaker 1: I just had to bring that up. To bring that up, Um, well, listen.

930
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 1: The good news is is that things are good and

931
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 1: nothing bad has happened, and you are living proof that

932
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:12,280
Speaker 1: people can be in polyamorous relationships and be happy and

933
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 1: and it doesn't even have to be reciprocated in a

934
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,439
Speaker 1: sense that your husband seems fine not having his own

935
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 1: UM situation. I wonder if I wonder if his best friend,

936
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,959
Speaker 1: That's the thing. I wonder if his best friend, when

937
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:30,280
Speaker 1: he does find a relationship because he is actively looking,

938
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 1: I wonder if he introduces Have you guys talked about

939
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:40,719
Speaker 1: him introducing his relationship into this he hasn't gotten very

940
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: far in that that world. Um no, he's not going

941
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 1: on dates right right, He's he's you know, made some

942
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:51,839
Speaker 1: matches and talked to a few people. But he has

943
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 1: told me he will be totally open with where he

944
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 1: is at in that process. And I am the kind

945
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 1: of person that if he starts going on dates, I'm

946
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: going to ask him where do you you know, do

947
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,360
Speaker 1: you want to introduce this, Like do you want to

948
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 1: just you know, cut this off for a while, or

949
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 1: would you also want to make sure you're safe Because

950
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 1: if he's out there having sex with Randos, yes, but

951
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 1: also I mean another thing that's that's the state that's

952
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 1: obvious is he's having his sexual needs met. So that

953
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 1: hunger to go out and search for a mate is

954
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 1: probably lessons because he knows, he knows bi monthly. He's like,

955
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 1: not this week, but next week. And I when he

956
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 1: told me he had downloaded these dating apps, I'm like,

957
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 1: do you, like, do you want me to stop? Like

958
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 1: do you want to stop this and you know, just

959
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 1: start clean? Any His response was it feels good to

960
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 1: have that self confidence of being active even so here

961
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 1: here's like what you're talking about? Stop? I love his

962
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 1: very diplomatic answer. No, I don't feel that that would

963
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 1: be the best prescription. You want to stop what we

964
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: do it? Wait, hold on, now, you want to stop

965
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: the I was bullshit when I said I was looking

966
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 1: at the apps. I was serious. Um, all right, well,

967
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 1: I imagine we just came on for a catch us up, right.

968
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:29,440
Speaker 1: You don't have unless you have any questions. No, she

969
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 1: can't have any questions. This woman's life is all figured out,

970
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 1: she's got it all going. Do you have to fix

971
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 1: your life? I don't. I just want to clarify one thing. Um,

972
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,000
Speaker 1: we don't. We haven't labeled this like we are just

973
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 1: living this life. Um. But I think the term open

974
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 1: marriage is probably more appropriate than polyamory. Okay, okay, so

975
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. We just go by Joel. She's our term.

976
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 1: That's anything though. We were very too as that. So listeners,

977
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 1: listeners who are also learning, there's a difference between polyamory

978
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 1: and just an open marriage, right and uh, I will

979
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 1: say people on the internet are not very nice. I

980
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,680
Speaker 1: don't know if you know. You know what I know,

981
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 1: but you're but don't wait, they were they didn't they

982
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 1: didn't come find you, did they from our Okay, No,

983
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 1: no one has come and find found me. But I'm

984
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 1: we're using an alien for you, aren't you, aren't we? Yeah? Okay? Good? Oh.

985
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 1: I thought you were implying for a second that people

986
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: had found you from our show and we're being unkind.

987
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 1: I didn't like. No, you know, how did you mean it?

988
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 1: How did you like? In a comment section from when

989
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 1: the original episode posted, I well, you need to learn

990
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 1: now that you're in the now that you're in the

991
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: pretend public eye, you need to know to never read

992
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 1: a common section about yourself ever, ye lesson learned. Everybody.

993
00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:00,320
Speaker 1: Everybody has an opinion, man, everybody hasn't you know what?

994
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:03,960
Speaker 1: If you're happy, easy to pass to cast judgment too.

995
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 1: It seems like you know what I mean. And if

996
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 1: you're happy and and and and and everyone's being honest,

997
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 1: then it's nobody else's business. You know. It's like Donald

998
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 1: and Casey and I we're talking about doing that stuff

999
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 1: fuck up, and we are kids experience. It's discussions. It's

1000
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 1: in discussions. Sorry Joel's face probably all right, Michelle, thank

1001
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,800
Speaker 1: you for coming on. We always appreciate you. You're educating us, really,

1002
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 1: and you're educating our our audience in in uh in

1003
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 1: new ways of being for people that are out there.

1004
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 1: You're not just limited to the stuff your parents grew

1005
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 1: up with. You can do whatever the heck you want. Michelle.

1006
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 1: We we have two favorite callers that call in. You

1007
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 1: are one of them and the other one penis doctor. Yeah,

1008
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 1: we need, we need. Do you know what I want

1009
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 1: to have, Joelle? If you could coordinate this? Um, I'd

1010
01:00:56,920 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 1: like to have the device that on your pen Yes,

1011
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 1: Donald and I and then I and then I'd like

1012
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 1: to have doctor Pean has come on and tell me

1013
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:16,920
Speaker 1: why I'm now having a female orgasm? Um. All right, guys,

1014
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 1: that's our show. It was a short recap because, as

1015
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 1: Donald explained to me, they're all recycled jokes. We love

1016
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 1: you all very much, Michelle, thanks for coming on and

1017
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 1: thanks for coming back on. Tell you guys. When we

1018
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 1: set what's up? Tell your husband, we said hello, and

1019
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 1: tell his best friend. We set what's up? Everybody, We

1020
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 1: said hello, and we love you guys. Stories about show

1021
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 1: we made about a bunch of nurses. Story sound here

1022
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,880
Speaker 1: are yeah an he