Speaker 1: That's all you have to do.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Oh, welcome to bowl Chat Today's Wednesday, August tenth. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much for joining us for another exotic episode
Speaker 1: of bull Chat. Nope, how was your weekend, Andrew?
Speaker 2: Would you do great? I went to a Mets game
Speaker 2: on Friday. Yeah, I went by the Way I Die
Speaker 2: class on Saturday.
Speaker 1: I realized the weekend was like five days ago. But
Speaker 1: I'm just you know, I want to know what was
Speaker 1: up because we haven't spoken since. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, we just it's impossible to get communication with each
Speaker 2: other when the mics are off.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I went to a tide class on Saturday.
Speaker 1: TI Die class. Yeah, you have to take a class
Speaker 1: for that. Well, no, it wasn't. Just followed the instructions
Speaker 1: on the bag. So was it called Tipsy tie Die? Oh?
Speaker 1: Is it the taco place?
Speaker 2: Should I? Should I speak? Or do you want to
Speaker 2: just shad in with your little singers here?
Speaker 1: It wasn't a zinger. I thought, don't you eat it
Speaker 1: Tipsy Taco?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a place about my house. Never mind go on.
Speaker 1: So I think they went out of business.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I did Tipsy Tied Die? You bring wine
Speaker 2: and you tie die. I'm from Miranda. Scheduled it for
Speaker 2: us and that was a really fun time. I made
Speaker 2: a really cool do you want to see it?
Speaker 1: Is it a shirt?
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, we pick a premium item, So I
Speaker 2: made a premium You're gonna smoke your weed and wear
Speaker 2: it here. Yeah, I'm gonna smoke my weed and wear
Speaker 2: my tie die.
Speaker 1: Let me see, let me see, let me see.
Speaker 2: I am just give me a second.
Speaker 1: How many people were in this class?
Speaker 2: A lot? Well, it wasn't a class. It was just
Speaker 2: like there was a bachelorette party.
Speaker 1: I could see you doing pottery.
Speaker 2: Look at that.
Speaker 1: Oh, it looks like you left it on like a
Speaker 1: piece of metal and it rusted.
Speaker 2: I see, I wanted that. It looks I wanted like
Speaker 2: a desert looking tied ie shirt, and so I made
Speaker 2: one cool and the thing was you got to pick
Speaker 2: your colors. It was so cool to see those are
Speaker 2: the colors.
Speaker 1: I'm very impressed by your Andrew. Is that just a
Speaker 1: long sleeve shirt or is that a sweatshirt?
Speaker 2: A sweatshirt? And it's cool because you can when you
Speaker 2: go that, you just it have like a bar and
Speaker 2: you just pick your colors and then you just they
Speaker 2: teach you kind of how to do it, and there's
Speaker 2: so many different patterns you could make. We should go.
Speaker 1: You're very proud of yourself.
Speaker 2: It was so much fun. I was shocked.
Speaker 1: It is a sense of accomplishment, there's no doubt about it.
Speaker 2: And the girl who made it, she's did it with
Speaker 2: her brother. They just opened anark and Hoboken. They opened
Speaker 2: a store together. Oh yeah, who apes? So yeah I
Speaker 2: went there and yeah, Mets game on Saturday, and then
Speaker 2: I had dinner with my family yesterday and or sorry
Speaker 2: three days ago.
Speaker 1: Whatever. Yeah, well it's get I finished up painting Cooper's room.
Speaker 1: I decided that I don't think I'm ever gonna paint. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, painting is awful.
Speaker 1: It is. It's a lot. And I wound up having
Speaker 1: to do three coats instead of two on one of
Speaker 1: the walls because you could still see like the purple
Speaker 1: paint showing through, and then you peel the tape off
Speaker 1: and it ran underneath it, so I had to fix
Speaker 1: all that. It really just misery it. I always thought
Speaker 1: it was going to be like a therapeutic, cathartic, nice experience,
Speaker 1: because nothing of the sort. It's painting it's nice and whatever,
Speaker 1: but the stuff trips and it gets all over the
Speaker 1: place and what a giant pain in the ass.
Speaker 2: It starts all off nice, yeah, because you're like, I
Speaker 2: could do this yep. And the first couple of brushstrokes
Speaker 2: you're like, wow, this is taking up a lot yep.
Speaker 1: And then you gotta tape off the whole thing. And
Speaker 1: that took me two hours to tape all the molding.
Speaker 2: And and when you first started so delicate where you're like, oh, no,
Speaker 2: trip mark yeah, and then by the end of it,
Speaker 2: you're like, damn it.
Speaker 1: And the worst part about it is there was like
Speaker 1: what I thought was a nailst coming through the wall,
Speaker 1: you know, So I banged it in with the hammer
Speaker 1: and the hammer went right through the wall and I
Speaker 1: made a hole in the wall because it looked like
Speaker 1: a nail head. But it was not a nail head.
Speaker 1: It was just where the where the shoot rock was.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, And so I had to I had to
Speaker 1: get you know, stuff, what you plaster, whatever the hell
Speaker 1: it is, and I filled the hole and then I
Speaker 1: had to smooth it out and whatever it was, it
Speaker 1: was an ordeal.
Speaker 2: How was your birthday?
Speaker 1: My birthday was was a lot of fun. Yay, it
Speaker 1: was good. I had a nice birthday. I went to
Speaker 1: the beach with the girls. Made sure there are no sharks.
Speaker 1: You know, I used Cooper as a shield. So let's
Speaker 1: so you use your daughter in the water, you know,
Speaker 1: I would stick her hand out as you know, testing
Speaker 1: the water. Nice but no, we had a good time.
Speaker 1: And with the lots of helicopters, they they look from
Speaker 1: a because it's much easier to see, like the shark
Speaker 1: from above.
Speaker 2: Do you have the shark tracking app?
Speaker 1: I don't, cause I don't think that's a thing. Oh no,
Speaker 1: it is, it's real. Yeah, they tag the sharks. What
Speaker 1: if it's an untagged shark. Well, I'm again, I'm sure
Speaker 1: they exist. But there's a lot of untagged sharks. But
Speaker 1: for the tagged one, you could be like, oh wow,
Speaker 1: it's like on my beach today. So it's it kind
Speaker 1: of like a tile if you lose your keys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the same kind of thing. Yeah, is there a battery
Speaker 1: that dies?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but my dad is fascinated by it,
Speaker 2: and so is my friend Veronica.
Speaker 1: Interesting they love it. Well, I mean, look, the whole
Speaker 1: shark thing is kind of frightening. It's died down though,
Speaker 1: Like for a while, every day you were hearing of
Speaker 1: a shark attack or a shark sighting or whatever, and
Speaker 1: it's kind of it's dissipated a bit. So I'm okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not afraid to go in the water. The other
Speaker 1: thing that was bad about it this time was it
Speaker 1: was full of like little junkie jellyfish and it was
Speaker 1: full of dead sea crabs, you know, the little crabs,
Speaker 1: little ones. They were like just like floating everywhere and
Speaker 1: you would step on shit. It was kind of gross
Speaker 1: this time. Every day is different though. It just depends
Speaker 1: on like what the the wind blows in or the
Speaker 1: tides drag in or whatever, and you know whatever.
Speaker 2: Wasn't a big fan. I'm not a fan of the beach.
Speaker 2: I love the beach at a time and time again,
Speaker 2: I love it time after time I say it, and
Speaker 2: I just Cyndia Lappersto give me a pool, give me
Speaker 2: a pool. I want to use the pool. I want
Speaker 2: to sit by my pool. I love my parents' pool.
Speaker 2: I don't really go in my pool too much, if
Speaker 2: I'm being honest.
Speaker 1: Are you being honest? Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 2: Don't, you know, because then my parents keep the pool
Speaker 2: so cold.
Speaker 1: Really, that's surprising to me. They like it like that,
Speaker 1: or they just don't eat it.
Speaker 2: It's I don't know what it is, but they don't
Speaker 2: like it warm. And like this weekend it was really warm.
Speaker 2: It was almost like bath water. I love a warm pool,
Speaker 2: you know, like older people the cold it wakes up
Speaker 2: their extremities. So are you calling my parents old er?
Speaker 2: Huh er, interesting er? That's all they are young spring chickens.
Speaker 2: You take that back, okay, But my whole, my whole
Speaker 2: thing about the beach is I love being there. I
Speaker 2: love hanging out there. It's just getting there and getting
Speaker 2: a spot, you know, like the beaches. This is why
Speaker 2: I hate the damn beach.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I don't want to fight crowds. I don't want to
Speaker 2: bring a cooler that I have to lug across the
Speaker 2: damn Saharan desert sand.
Speaker 1: I must say, like when we went to see Froggy,
Speaker 1: there's no shade. We went to see Froggy and Jack. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what an umbrella is. We went to see Froggy
Speaker 1: and Jack.
Speaker 2: The lug on my back with the cooler. So I'm
Speaker 2: just like, ugh, just and it's hot and it's sticky,
Speaker 2: and you're sitting next to people that are just loud.
Speaker 1: There are some beaches that are massive, yeah, and there's
Speaker 1: plenty of space and you have no neighbors. But the
Speaker 1: beaches on Long Island there they get packed, and it's
Speaker 1: mostly because there's not really enough lifeguards. So you're everyone's
Speaker 1: packed into the section where the lifeguards are, and you know,
Speaker 1: you put your stuff down. You're like a nice space
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, someone comes right next to you,
Speaker 1: you know, and then they it's just people are not obnoxious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they spray the sunblock right there, so it goes in
Speaker 1: your face. They pick up their towels in the sand.
Speaker 1: I have to add, yes, and it blows all over you.
Speaker 1: What makes kids run because there's a each like every
Speaker 1: kids cannot walk to or from the ocean. It's you watch,
Speaker 1: it's impossible. They go from the towel, run down to
Speaker 1: the water. They come from the water, run back up
Speaker 1: to the towel, kicking sand everywhere. Kids are just they're
Speaker 1: not capable of simply walking. I noticed that, and it
Speaker 1: dries me insane like that, they're so excited to get
Speaker 1: down to the water. But why they so excited to
Speaker 1: come back, like I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe to cool, like get a towel.
Speaker 1: It's weird, you know, mom, mom, mom, As they're kicking
Speaker 1: sand all over everybody, you know, I I always say
Speaker 1: to the kids, like, plea, be considerate, be careful, walk,
Speaker 1: don't don't run because you kick sand all over people's things.
Speaker 1: But you know, the average SCHMO doesn't care SMO. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they just you know, hey, kids go have fun. You
Speaker 1: know that the beach is their babysitter. What's the matter everything? Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm in I'm in a meeting, meeting, meeting, meeting.
Speaker 2: I gotta move something.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, but so now when we go. Amy bought
Speaker 1: this cool bana thing. It's like one of those it's
Speaker 1: not a tent. It's one of these cabanas that you
Speaker 1: just but it needs a lot of space, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: And if you don't get to the beach early enough,
Speaker 1: you don't have enough space to set up your whole thing.
Speaker 1: Like there should be like a designated amount of space
Speaker 1: that you're allowed to have, Like you should get a square.
Speaker 1: It should be like real estate, you know, there should
Speaker 1: be squares and you get that square and no one
Speaker 1: else can come into it.
Speaker 2: Do you need beach passes in Long Island? Like you
Speaker 2: have to pay for one on Long Island? Oh, Long
Speaker 2: Island when you're not in the island, you're on it.
Speaker 1: That's no, that's the thing. That's not that's not me,
Speaker 1: it's that's actually a thing people from Long Island. If
Speaker 1: you're offended when you say in Long Island because it's
Speaker 1: on anyway, the beach that we go to, you must
Speaker 1: be a town resident of so you need a sticker.
Speaker 1: But that doesn't make it any less crowded. It's a
Speaker 1: big town. It's the town of Oyster Bay, which encompasses
Speaker 1: many many, many many miles and many many many towns,
Speaker 1: if that makes sense. It's weird. It's the town of
Speaker 1: Oyster Bay where there's towns and villages, so like mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: you could call it that, but I think they call
Speaker 1: them unincorporated. Because it was like, if we don't have
Speaker 1: a mayor or whatever in our town, there's no run
Speaker 1: for mayor, there isn't one. There's no leader of our town, and.
Speaker 2: That would be so fun. I could see you running
Speaker 2: for something like that. No, no, no, I don't want
Speaker 2: to deal with that. You'd get too stressed the minute
Speaker 2: someone puts like a formal complaint or like no, you
Speaker 2: would probably walk around with a clipboard and take notes
Speaker 2: on like everybody's. Like we said the grass was two
Speaker 2: inches high, yours is two point fine. Not that. I
Speaker 2: would just be too nitpicky with stuff. That traffic light
Speaker 2: needs to be repainted. So when I said the grass height,
Speaker 2: that's not nitpicky.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't bother.
Speaker 2: It's grass, you say that, But I could see you
Speaker 2: definitely being nitpicky on grass. My grass is terrible, So
Speaker 2: like I would know it yourself, I would report me.
Speaker 1: You'd report yourself. Yes, it's full of weeds and crabgrass
Speaker 1: and it's brown. Oh my god, you definitely would report yourself.
Speaker 1: I would. I'm bringing the value of the neighborhood down
Speaker 1: with my awful lawn.
Speaker 2: My god, you'd hold like a town hall and be like, guys,
Speaker 2: my grass terrible. I want to be fired.
Speaker 1: If you listen and you think that you have a
Speaker 1: grass service that actually works. I've tried them all green, thumb,
Speaker 1: kem lawn, true green, all of them, every single one
Speaker 1: of them. None of them can fix my lawn. None
Speaker 1: of them because where we live, Like I wonder if
Speaker 1: it's the water, it's the dirt. It's crapped, like if
Speaker 1: you dig down even like three inches, it's all rocks.
Speaker 1: It's terrible.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's very interesting, and I've seen on
Speaker 2: TikTok people have stopped doing or not people. Certain people
Speaker 2: have stopped doing the lawns because they say it's just
Speaker 2: giant swat like grass. There should not be this much grass.
Speaker 2: We are not on golf courses. It's not natural like
Speaker 2: things should be growing. So they have live lawns. So
Speaker 2: it's basically like you have your landscaping. Just do your
Speaker 2: whole lawn is like a landscape. Don't you mean have
Speaker 2: shrubs in the front, shrubs, plants, flowers everywhere. How do
Speaker 2: you go outside and play? How do you run with
Speaker 2: a dog? I don't understand you have a backyard, so
Speaker 2: like your front lawn is like you should just leave
Speaker 2: it as is. Don't like Trea, it's a lot of
Speaker 2: real estate. Look at your parents' house.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine if that was all just like flowers
Speaker 1: and bushes and vegetables.
Speaker 2: Well, they're just saying there's no reason why we should
Speaker 2: you should be taking up that much space which is grass.
Speaker 2: Nothing grows on it. You have to think it's a
Speaker 2: dead area.
Speaker 1: It's also ugly as hell if everybody just has random
Speaker 1: bushes and trees and trees. These people actually made it
Speaker 1: very nice. Let me see it like a jungle. You drive,
Speaker 1: you make a left, and you're in a jungle. I
Speaker 1: don't understand.
Speaker 2: If you see it, you'll be like, huh, shocking.
Speaker 1: But every house would have to be like that.
Speaker 2: Well, they're just saying the amount of unused space on
Speaker 2: your green grass lawn. Yeah, is it's unnecessary.
Speaker 1: It's for kids to play. You have a park. No,
Speaker 1: I want to walk out the front door and let
Speaker 1: the kids play. We run around with the dog in
Speaker 1: the front yard. We have a good time. We play
Speaker 1: on the grass. You know, Dug peas in the grass,
Speaker 1: poops on the grass.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't need to see that.
Speaker 2: It's low maintenance because you get like different shrubs or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, and it's all different flowers. I see grass and shrubs.
Speaker 2: They got grass, they don't they do?
Speaker 1: What is this? That's not grass? This is not grass? No,
Speaker 1: what is that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. But it's not yards without grass. It's
Speaker 2: astro turf maybe see just like all shrubs.
Speaker 1: I think it's weird, but they also but they also
Speaker 1: have to be kept nicely well again, trimmed.
Speaker 2: It's more they're saying it's low maintenance because a lot
Speaker 2: of these are like my parents have bushes like this
Speaker 2: in the backyard and they don't need anything.
Speaker 1: It looks like the guy that's in the house wants
Speaker 1: to give you candy and tie you up in the basement.
Speaker 1: Like that's just weird to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, can we thank Lee?
Speaker 1: By the way, she's such a wonderful listener. She made
Speaker 1: us all these little key chains.
Speaker 2: Oh from utterly Delicious.
Speaker 1: Well I don't She's not from utterly Delicious. She is
Speaker 1: a fan of ours who hooked us up with them
Speaker 1: as far as I know, unless I'm mistaken, but I
Speaker 1: think that's how it was. And she made us all
Speaker 1: these little key chains. They're cassette tapes. You remember cassette tapes,
Speaker 1: don't you? Yes? And your name is on it and
Speaker 1: there's no real killers one and there's this guy one.
Speaker 1: She made them for the whole show. Thank you very much, Lee,
Speaker 1: thank you for listening, and thank you for getting us
Speaker 1: in touch with all the milk and the honey and
Speaker 1: the cookies and everything.
Speaker 2: I did not show them a picture of this lawn
Speaker 2: without grass, and I just want to do that and
Speaker 2: then we can move on. Well, can you like flash
Speaker 2: it on the screen afterwards? Can't you just flash it
Speaker 2: on the screen at the post?
Speaker 1: Isn't that a thing?
Speaker 3: Andrew? Can you just say this in post?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Your other podcasts need you?
Speaker 2: That's okay?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that that looks great. First of all, this
Speaker 1: camera is so dirty. Can you wipe it with your shirt?
Speaker 1: What can you clean?
Speaker 2: Can you clean the lens real quick with your shirt?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 2: It's cloudy? Look at the screen cloudy? It is, am
Speaker 2: I just my eyes are fingerprints on the actual screen. No,
Speaker 2: I don't look like that, but when I watched it
Speaker 2: on YouTube, we do look like that. I want it
Speaker 2: to be like HD quality. Okay, Well, and then you
Speaker 2: should get an HD webcam for us.
Speaker 1: Don't we have one? We used it for a second.
Speaker 2: You should hook it up. Then all these changes you
Speaker 2: want to make. Where's your cereal graveyard? When did we
Speaker 2: ever get that? We never got that back? This is
Speaker 2: bull chat. Yeah, but you know the cereal graveyard, the
Speaker 2: other things that you every episode promise. Yeah, I want
Speaker 2: to take a break. We're only thirteen minutes in. What
Speaker 2: do we do continue talking?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: When I'm calling you out on something that you don't
Speaker 2: do too?
Speaker 1: What do you stop? We stop calling me out?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: No, you called me out? What did I do? Clean it?
Speaker 2: I watched it on YouTube? Can't you add this in
Speaker 2: post production? Hey? Scott? What about the cereal graveyard?
Speaker 3: Where's that?
Speaker 2: We're not calling each other out? But why aren't you
Speaker 2: doing things?
Speaker 3: Go do things for your other podcasts?
Speaker 2: That's you?
Speaker 1: Rememberhen you were supposed to come in early today but
Speaker 1: you didn't.
Speaker 2: And what would I have done if I came in early?
Speaker 2: We would have had fights and had fights? What are
Speaker 2: you looking at? Do you enjoy fighting with me?
Speaker 1: No? But I do enjoy your company. I was I
Speaker 1: was lonely today.
Speaker 2: I mean, when we're in this new studio, are you
Speaker 2: going to leave the door open into Diamond and Izer room?
Speaker 1: I don't even know what it's going to look like,
Speaker 1: so I'm not sure what the possibilities are. It's going
Speaker 1: to be a door here, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: So you'll be here, Diamond and I are right next door.
Speaker 2: Okay, Why can't you be with me because your room
Speaker 2: has only room for that?
Speaker 1: Is it really?
Speaker 3: That's?
Speaker 1: Am I gonna be claustrophobic? Is it not?
Speaker 2: Small?
Speaker 1: I can't sit in a shoe box.
Speaker 2: I can't sit in a shoe box either. This is
Speaker 2: they They did not think this through very well.
Speaker 1: They didn't. There's no storage space. There's no stuff stuff
Speaker 1: space for your stuff. There's nothing. There's no desks, there's nothing.
Speaker 2: It feels kind of millennial corporate office. See where am
Speaker 2: I gonna have to stand? I don't think so. I
Speaker 2: think you went from for a chair room for a chair.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there is.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be some like futuristic space age space age chair.
Speaker 2: You actually don't have knobs or button buttons. You just
Speaker 2: sit on the chair like this and just I float.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm I like George Jetson.
Speaker 1: I goold. He was just born a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Soon we're gonna have flying cars.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I don't want flying cars. I would like a food
Speaker 1: raca cycle A what a footraca cycle?
Speaker 2: What the hell is that?
Speaker 1: They say? Give me a pork and beans and they
Speaker 1: push the button and it comes out.
Speaker 2: From the Jetsons. Yeah, yeah, Rosie, oh the robot.
Speaker 1: Rosie the robot.
Speaker 2: He did you know the Jetsons?
Speaker 1: She went ballistic in one of the episodes because her
Speaker 1: wires got crossed and she went crazy.
Speaker 2: Do you watch the Jetsons?
Speaker 1: I used to. If it comes on, I would watch
Speaker 1: it like Saturday or Sunday mornings they have the Flintstones
Speaker 1: are on the TV. Huh, I watched that.
Speaker 2: On your birthday. You said you were gonna watch the Legacy?
Speaker 1: Did you no a decade? You mean yeah that no,
Speaker 1: because it's only on weekdays and my birthday was on
Speaker 1: a Saturday. I'm so upset. Yeah, I know it was
Speaker 1: D Day or something, right. Nineteen forty three is when
Speaker 1: the bomb Hiroshima? Right. I don't want to say the
Speaker 1: wrong thing if people all upset, but I know August sixth,
Speaker 1: nineteen forty three, if I'm not mistaken, was it was
Speaker 1: D Day? Right? That's the bomb thing? Can you look
Speaker 1: it up real quick so I don't sound like an idiot.
Speaker 2: The Normandy Landing Normandy, Yeah, yeah, that's June sixth.
Speaker 1: Oh no, what's August sixth, nineteen forty three? I think
Speaker 1: it was nineteen forty something. Put in D day. I
Speaker 1: think it was D Day.
Speaker 2: I literally put in D day.
Speaker 1: Oh, what was something else? It was one of those things.
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry that if your like dad or grandpa
Speaker 1: was in the service and I said something stupid. August
Speaker 1: sixth is something they bombs dropped? No, yes, no, absolutely,
Speaker 1: Pearl Harbor. It was Pearl Harbor.
Speaker 2: No, Pearl Harbor's in December. Look it up, I okay, okay.
Speaker 1: I will look it up.
Speaker 2: Hey it's December seventh.
Speaker 1: Okay, Hey, siri, what significant event happened on August sixth?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, August sixth, nineteen forty.
Speaker 1: Five, forty five, Okay, I was two years off atomic
Speaker 1: bombing Hiroshima right where.
Speaker 2: August so Hiroshima was August sixth?
Speaker 1: There you go? Yeah, see or has some people say
Speaker 1: Hiroshima it actually is Hiroshima? Is it really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Huh yeah.
Speaker 1: I still I like it's I like the way it
Speaker 1: sounds better Hiroshima. Okay, well I've heard it that. I've
Speaker 1: heard it that way. Yeah, And then teach my teacher
Speaker 1: would say Hiroshima. I'm like, no, yeah, no, it's Hiroshima. Okay,
Speaker 1: there is There are a lot of words like that
Speaker 1: where they sound wrong but they're right. Like what's another one? No,
Speaker 1: we talked about it not that long ago and I
Speaker 1: can't even remember.
Speaker 2: But you're losing those brain cells.
Speaker 1: Like Porsche and Porsha. Do you know that I'll do
Speaker 1: commercials for this Porsche dealership. I will not say Porsha.
Speaker 1: I won't stick it to the man. Yeah, stick it
Speaker 1: to the man. Yeah, badass twenty two?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, get me a new Jaguar.
Speaker 1: I will not say Jaguar. But we'll be back right
Speaker 1: after this.
Speaker 2: At her back?
Speaker 1: Was that hole big enough for you? I'm you're saying
Speaker 1: that every time. I can't find the whole baby? So
Speaker 1: what else is going on? Buddy? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: What's coming up? Are they fun?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So going away?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So this Norwegian cruise going away. Michelle is gonna
Speaker 2: come to and then we're planning our second half of
Speaker 2: the trip. Okay, So we're getting off in Cork and
Speaker 2: I think we might do Marrakesh.
Speaker 1: What's Cork, Ireland? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and I think we might do Marrakesh okay,
Speaker 2: in Morocco. That's cool, and do like a desert camp. Hey,
Speaker 2: sounds great. It does.
Speaker 1: Remember the time I was supposed to go, but now
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: So Marrakesh sounds like a really fun time.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if that is. It sounds like
Speaker 1: a person.
Speaker 2: It's it's well, you've you've been to Like you've heard
Speaker 2: of Morocco. I've heard of Morocco. Like the country the
Speaker 2: things you shake, that's Morocca's okay?
Speaker 1: Can you There was a wrestler from Morocco when I
Speaker 1: was in the eighties and I was a kid hailing
Speaker 1: from Morocco. I don't remember. It was like one of
Speaker 1: those guys go on.
Speaker 2: That was probably one of my favorite stories you've ever told. So, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a bunch of places, there's fees, there's.
Speaker 1: Turn your phone over, just turn it over, please.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I am busy. I actually also have to
Speaker 2: get the food that's downstairs. Jesus H.
Speaker 1: Christ.
Speaker 2: We should have taken the commercial break to take another one. No,
Speaker 2: we can't do two in a row like that. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you what's his middle name? By
Speaker 2: the way, what does the H stand for? Hiroshima? No?
Speaker 2: What Jesus H. Christ?
Speaker 1: People say, Jesus Christ. You know what, why don't I
Speaker 1: get the food and you talk for three minutes.
Speaker 2: I did the last time, and you remember how funny
Speaker 2: that was when you came back and you were.
Speaker 3: Like, this is dumb.
Speaker 1: What do I say?
Speaker 2: Well, the get it from the desk. You didn't get anything, though,
Speaker 2: because they don't sell it anymore. Ask Josh. Scotty likes
Speaker 2: a specific sandwich that they don't make anymore. It's called
Speaker 2: the Thanksgiving sandwich. This place used to be called Lenny's.
Speaker 2: It's now called lean Witch apparently. And I found this
Speaker 2: out only recently. There was a bitter battle between the
Speaker 2: lean Witch brothers and they don't like each other anymore.
Speaker 2: There's a Thanksgiving and they made a Thanksgiving sandwich. I
Speaker 2: never enjoyed the Thanksgiving sandwich, but I know other people have,
Speaker 2: but they don't make it anymore. And Scott didn't order
Speaker 2: his sandwich because they don't make it, and now he's
Speaker 2: mad at me because of it. And so this is
Speaker 2: all to say that I got a delicious chicken seesar wrap.
Speaker 2: So there's that also, hmm. That's actually way harder than
Speaker 2: I thought. Oh, Scott's gonna make fun of me because
Speaker 2: of it. Huh.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I started watching the show called Only Murders in the Building.
Speaker 2: Never saw it. Watched five episodes last night. It is addicting.
Speaker 2: It is such a great show. I love it so much.
Speaker 2: Selena Gomez is great in it, Martin Short is great
Speaker 2: in it, the guy Charlie Steve Martin's in it. It's
Speaker 2: so good, and I feel like I'm mad that nobody
Speaker 2: told me to watch the show earlier, because it's that good.
Speaker 2: They're only thirty minutes an episode. It's quick, it's fun,
Speaker 2: it's simple, it's it keeps you engaged. Nathan Lane is
Speaker 2: in it, like a ten out of ten experience. So good.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask Scott when he comes back if if
Speaker 2: he watched the show, did you watch only Murders in
Speaker 2: the Building. No, Oh my god, you need to.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I got your sandwiches. See it's you know.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why they don't have the thing anymore
Speaker 1: because that company it was they were brothers, yes, and
Speaker 1: one of them.
Speaker 2: I was telling everybody about that.
Speaker 1: Oh, because they split apart. Yeah. I bet the one
Speaker 1: that left was the one that had the Thanksgiving sandwich.
Speaker 2: He had the trademark. Probably I never had that one.
Speaker 2: And I was telling our listeners I've heard it was good,
Speaker 2: but I never had it myself.
Speaker 1: If you ever have the opportunity to have a Thanksgiving sandwich,
Speaker 1: they are delicious.
Speaker 2: So my friend Nick, his family would make a Thanksgiving cast.
Speaker 1: You know, I know Nick also, you always like he
Speaker 1: I know him, Okay, and he works here too, all right.
Speaker 2: So Nick his family used to make a Thanksgiving casserole.
Speaker 1: I don't like the word casserole.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, I like casseroles. I think they're delicious.
Speaker 2: And the Thanksgiving one was so good because it would
Speaker 2: be like, you get a little bit of this, you
Speaker 2: get a little bit of that, pizzaz what's delicious?
Speaker 1: What's the definition of casserole? Is it just like stuff
Speaker 1: baked in a thing?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Because there's a casserole dish, which is that you know,
Speaker 1: oval pot looking thing right that you just cram stuff
Speaker 1: in and bake Like? What is it? What is it?
Speaker 1: What is a what's a casserole? What's the definition of
Speaker 1: a casserole?
Speaker 2: Uh? Like a baked dish?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll look at it. Hey, Siri, uh huh, siri,
Speaker 1: answer me hello. What is the definition of a casserole?
Speaker 2: As a noun? It means a kind of stew or
Speaker 2: side dish that is cooked slowly in an oven. Huh,
Speaker 2: do you want to hear the remaining one?
Speaker 1: No? Interesting?
Speaker 2: Wait? So what is a casserole? A cooked stew baked
Speaker 2: and made in an oven? Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's weird because my mom used to make I guess
Speaker 1: it was casserole. It was. It was like pasta with
Speaker 1: sauce and a little hot dogs cut up in it.
Speaker 1: But she made it in the big casserole dish or whatever.
Speaker 1: Your mind is just elsewhere.
Speaker 2: It's hearing what you're saying. It's elsewhere. You're busy. If
Speaker 2: you took a break for like ten minutes, you'd be okay,
Speaker 2: you really would. The thing is, I know that you're working. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but if it was so important, they'd call you. No,
Speaker 2: because like a lot of people, they don't call anymore.
Speaker 2: I call everybody. If I need an ant here, I
Speaker 2: just call people. Hate that about me, but it just
Speaker 2: gets the most direct answer.
Speaker 1: I do have to tell you what annoys me. It
Speaker 1: annoys me when you text somebody, hey, how's it going,
Speaker 1: and they call you.
Speaker 2: It's easier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you might You're most likely in a situation
Speaker 1: where you can't talk at that particular moment, so you're
Speaker 1: texting Like I the other day I texted somebody. I'm like, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: what about blah blah blah blah. Phone phone rings?
Speaker 2: No, No, I can't talk right now. That's why I
Speaker 2: texted you.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: There should be.
Speaker 1: There should be some sort of etiquette.
Speaker 2: I just prefer talking on the phone, Okay. I think
Speaker 2: it's just easier. Things can get miscommunicated over text that
Speaker 2: I dislike.
Speaker 1: Yes, there's that, because you can't tell. There's no sarcasm,
Speaker 1: no none, so you know, and I'm racasm fun. I'm
Speaker 1: very sarcastic, like there should be.
Speaker 3: You should be.
Speaker 1: Why can't you text an italics? You should be able
Speaker 1: to text in italics. You could talk to Steve Job.
Speaker 1: No you can't, he's actually dead. You could talk to
Speaker 1: the cook oh, the one that I thought was the
Speaker 1: old Sam Adams CEO.
Speaker 2: Yes, but that was a great time for us. I'm
Speaker 2: sure it was.
Speaker 1: Hey, when's the last time you returned something to a
Speaker 1: store or Amazon or anything like that.
Speaker 2: A couple of months ago, I ordered some stuff off
Speaker 2: of Amazon, and coals in the mall has the Amazon
Speaker 2: drop off. That's right, smartest idea I think Coles could
Speaker 2: have ever done.
Speaker 1: I'd rather just stick it in the locker at the
Speaker 1: gas station. They all have those dumb names. One by
Speaker 1: my house is Produce.
Speaker 2: The Amazon lockers are interesting because I feel like you're
Speaker 2: really putting a lot of trust that someone's like actually
Speaker 2: going to go and get it.
Speaker 1: No, I know, but once you put it in there,
Speaker 1: it knows it's in there. It's just a matter of
Speaker 1: whether it disappears or not after you put it in there.
Speaker 1: But I think once you lock it in there, it
Speaker 1: kind of knows. But then you put anything in there,
Speaker 1: they don't know. It's true right to think pops open,
Speaker 1: you could just do nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And Amazon is very how could I put this
Speaker 2: very something trusting with return policies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and let me tell you why. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: most of the time they just say, yeah, you can
Speaker 1: keep it. Yeah, and they send your money back, which
Speaker 1: is great. But when I was I had to change
Speaker 1: out the toilet seat in the kid's bathroom because it
Speaker 1: was gross, and I accidentally ordered just the regular one
Speaker 1: that just slams down. You know, we don't need that
Speaker 1: at two o'clock in the morning, boom. Because they don't please.
Speaker 1: It's not every toilet sheet to be soft clothes. At
Speaker 1: this point, there shouldn't be any more slamming toilet seeds.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so I ordered the wrong one and I
Speaker 1: put it on, I installed it, and then I was like,
Speaker 1: damn it. I didn't realize it until after I put
Speaker 1: it on, you know. And at that point I had
Speaker 1: already gotten rid of the old toilet seat because it
Speaker 1: was gross and I wasn't gonna put that thing back
Speaker 1: on with a piss and the freaking naked thank you,
Speaker 1: And so I was like, what do I do? So
Speaker 1: I real quick initiated a return and ordered the proper one,
Speaker 1: thinking that they would just say keep it, you know,
Speaker 1: and they didn't. So they said pack it back up,
Speaker 1: here's your return label, and whatever the problem is. There
Speaker 1: was no I couldn't leave no toilet seed on the toilet, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you know, Cooper would fall in, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. So it was used
Speaker 1: for one day, like she used it for a day,
Speaker 1: and then the next day the new one came and
Speaker 1: I took the old one off and I put the
Speaker 1: proper one on and I sent that one back, you know,
Speaker 1: but it was technically used, right, if it was used
Speaker 1: for a day it was used? Yeah, right? And then
Speaker 1: I went online, you know.
Speaker 2: Just to check and when you you can order a
Speaker 2: used toilet seat. Yeah, so they're gonna put that back
Speaker 2: on sale at a lesser price. But somebody's ass was
Speaker 2: on there.
Speaker 1: I mean, don't you want a fresh new toilet seed
Speaker 1: out of the package if you're going to buy a
Speaker 1: new one.
Speaker 2: I get what you're saying. And it's one of those
Speaker 2: where it's kind of like huh.
Speaker 1: But it's like a bodily thing. It's different if it's
Speaker 1: like this shower curtain.
Speaker 2: You know, it's a pickle that I feel we've gotten ourselves,
Speaker 2: isn't it weird? Like I think a day used is fine,
Speaker 2: But you.
Speaker 1: Don't know that as your if you're buying. Like, if
Speaker 1: you go on there right now looking for toilet seats,
Speaker 1: it'll it doesn't say one day use, it'll say it'll say,
Speaker 1: oh good.
Speaker 2: You usually go on eBay right now and see if
Speaker 2: they sell toilets sat.
Speaker 1: They do. They sell everything. They sell potties that were used.
Speaker 1: That's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Well potties, yeah, no, there's been crappin ish.
Speaker 1: That's just horrendous used toilet No, well, you know what,
Speaker 1: if you do it on ebaye, there's probably some creepers
Speaker 1: that are looking for used toilet seats. Get dope, you
Speaker 1: just put toilet seat down.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, look there's a ton of used toilet.
Speaker 1: Seats because people are gross Andrew, there are weird people
Speaker 1: that get off on that. Yeah, you do understand that, right.
Speaker 2: Well, there's like all different ones, like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: can you imagine walking into someone's house and you see
Speaker 2: the seashell one. No, that's like could be dazzled toilet
Speaker 2: seats and shells, you know what. I feel like that's
Speaker 2: a business. People should go into the.
Speaker 1: Dazzling toilet seeds. Yeah, there's actually my friend Scott has
Speaker 1: a very funny toilet seat top cover thing. It looks
Speaker 1: like matza and in like the Jewish type lettering. It says,
Speaker 1: let my people go this toilet.
Speaker 2: It is a good one.
Speaker 1: It's very funny.
Speaker 2: This one's got money in it. But I didn't know
Speaker 2: they were all these fun little toilet seats.
Speaker 1: See when I was a kid, probably I guess when
Speaker 1: you were probably really little. First of all, in the
Speaker 1: seventies they had the shop carpeting. Oh, god, shag carpet
Speaker 1: toilet seat.
Speaker 2: Covers whenever I see bathrooms because from the seventies, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, the carpeting carpeting in bathrooms. I tweeted about
Speaker 2: this before. It is a sin because yes.
Speaker 1: Because they would have the little they would have the
Speaker 1: shag carpeting part right in front of the toilet too,
Speaker 1: even one drop of pe in there. That is something
Speaker 1: that is so gross. Who ever thought of that carpet look?
Speaker 1: And then and then they had the ones that were
Speaker 1: like the soft cushiony ones. It was like the that
Speaker 1: plastic that cracked and there was foam inside of it
Speaker 1: and you would see your ass on.
Speaker 2: It would go okay, I will say, those are actually
Speaker 2: very comfortable toilet seat, yes, but I love them.
Speaker 1: They all had cracks them and that's why they made
Speaker 1: that noise.
Speaker 2: And then what would be terrible about those two is
Speaker 2: that if you went and use the toilet seat right
Speaker 2: after those things are hot, they retain all of your heat.
Speaker 1: It suctions your ass back. Oh god, and it's like
Speaker 1: you're ripping yourself off. And then there's those weird wooden ones.
Speaker 1: I don't know. And changing a toilet seat is really
Speaker 1: gross because I get that, you know, and I I
Speaker 1: have to wear gloves because you know how much pe
Speaker 1: goes in the bolt holes, the holes where the bolts
Speaker 1: go in. I mean, it's kinds of caked on. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I guess being a plumber is not
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: I mean, the cool thing about installing a new toilet
Speaker 1: seat is it have those like breakaway bolts. That's my
Speaker 1: favorite thing. I don't think you've ever installed a toilet seed,
Speaker 1: have you? I have, so they caught did the what
Speaker 1: is the thing that we have here? A toilet?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: What's the day the tussies?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's different.
Speaker 2: No, you have to take off the seat.
Speaker 1: No, I know that. But when you when you first
Speaker 1: install a brand new toilet seat, it comes with like
Speaker 1: this plastic bolt that you tighten tight and tighten with
Speaker 1: a wrench or whatever. And as soon as it's completely tightened,
Speaker 1: the end part breaks off, so like you can't the
Speaker 1: little thing is not to fall in the water. No,
Speaker 1: it falls on the floor because the bolts are on
Speaker 1: the side, on the side of the seat. But I mean,
Speaker 1: this has been interesting toilet talk. But I just I'm
Speaker 1: not see I'm not a return things guy. I will
Speaker 1: very rarely, if ever, take something back to a store.
Speaker 2: I am a return guy. But va my mom, Okay,
Speaker 2: if I don't like something, you'll be like, Mom, are
Speaker 2: you going to the store this week? Can I bring
Speaker 2: something for you? And then she'll be like, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1: When I make my rounds, yes, Like I have no
Speaker 1: problem sending things back as returns, but I don't like
Speaker 1: going it. I hate peing that guy. Yeah, I need
Speaker 1: to return this through receipt and whatever. I just I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just I feel like people at work
Speaker 1: in stores hate returners. They hate returners. I just don't
Speaker 1: want to be that guy.
Speaker 2: I feel like you're getting self conscious over something that
Speaker 2: like a lot of people do.
Speaker 1: You're probably right, but then you know, because then I'm
Speaker 1: in shop, right, I'll be at the courtesy counter because
Speaker 1: I need to ask them a question about something. And
Speaker 1: then there's a lady like in front of me returning
Speaker 1: the boors head turkey that she bought three weeks ago
Speaker 1: because it's not good anymore. You know, like people do
Speaker 1: you know that people do that?
Speaker 2: That's insane.
Speaker 1: People will do that if their produce has a you know,
Speaker 1: gets mushy after two weeks, they'll say this wasn't fresh,
Speaker 1: or or the turkeys this turkey smells, it's no good.
Speaker 2: We actually knew people who when they would go to hotels,
Speaker 2: they would put their own used underwear under the bed
Speaker 2: and be like, what is this?
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's bs, that's that's a scam.
Speaker 2: But that's the same way as somebody going to a
Speaker 2: bad If I'm working a produce counter and you come
Speaker 2: to me, or I'm cutting cold cuts and you come
Speaker 2: back with turkey three weeks later and say, why is
Speaker 2: this bad? Well, because you've had it for three weeks
Speaker 2: in a fridge.
Speaker 1: Like I would never ever like go buy a bunch
Speaker 1: of peaches at shop, right, take a bite out on
Speaker 1: to go ooh, this one's not sweet, and take it back.
Speaker 1: There are people that do that, idiots. It's not like
Speaker 1: it's it's not like it's bad. It's just it's not right,
Speaker 1: but just doesn't taste great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do this misfits market box. So it's all
Speaker 2: kind of like the produce that wasn't good enough to
Speaker 2: show the vegetables. Yeah, but I gotta tell you it's great.
Speaker 1: It tastes Yeah, close your eyes, you don't know. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: I have to bring in the cucumbers. Cullcumbers, don't I have.
Speaker 1: I'm inundated with cucumbers right now. Like my life right
Speaker 1: now is cumbers.
Speaker 2: They're such a good snack.
Speaker 1: This is harvest season.
Speaker 2: It's perfect. They're the perfect little snack. There's zero calories essentially. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and they're so good.
Speaker 1: They're very good. Yeah, I like. But but the thing
Speaker 1: is you can't leave them on the vine too long
Speaker 1: because then they get bitter in the middle and the
Speaker 1: leaves hide them. I have so many cucumbers.
Speaker 2: My acid reflex is killing me though.
Speaker 1: No, but it's purpless. I have the purpless one minor purpoless.
Speaker 1: And I was actually with a lot of people over
Speaker 1: the weekend. That's like a what. No, burpless, It's a thing.
Speaker 1: It's a it's for some reason, cucumbers repeat on people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: give them, one of them gives them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I get really bad acid reflux from cucumbers.
Speaker 1: So they specifically bread and sell burpless cucumbers. I never
Speaker 1: knew what it meant. I just thought it meant like
Speaker 1: when you cut it, it doesn't make a noise. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't know, but then I did.
Speaker 2: You really think, like you cut a cucumber open.
Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, I thought cucumb was burped, and
Speaker 1: they made a cucumber specifically didn't. Okay, that's what I
Speaker 1: didn't know, just because why would they call a variety
Speaker 1: of cucumber purpless. I just thought that was weird sounding.
Speaker 1: So you don't burp, not so the cucumber doesn't burp.
Speaker 1: So are you a skin on or skin off? Do
Speaker 1: you feel it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Skin on, you leave it on. And I also
Speaker 2: like sometimes a little salt.
Speaker 1: All right, Cooper, I give her a plate of cucumbers
Speaker 1: and she dumps an entire.
Speaker 2: No, I'm lightly salted. Sometimes even a little olive oil.
Speaker 1: Olive oil on cucumbers. That's interesting.
Speaker 2: I mean, think about it. You put them in salads
Speaker 2: with olive oil.
Speaker 3: Can you?
Speaker 1: I don't. Could you?
Speaker 2: What do you eat your salads with? Well, I'll lead
Speaker 2: it dry. Same and if I don't, then I like, uh,
Speaker 2: like on planes when they give you the salads if
Speaker 2: you're in like the first class, Yeah, I don't use
Speaker 2: the dressing either.
Speaker 1: Plan they usually give you weeds though I don't like
Speaker 1: eating weeds. I only like iceberg or room. I don't
Speaker 1: like the weeds.
Speaker 2: I go through days where I feel like if I
Speaker 2: don't have greens, I'm like I'm starving and I need
Speaker 2: I need a salad.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring you some fat cucumbers tomorrow. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: And I got I got beans, and I have peas
Speaker 1: that are buried. I can't even find them. The tomatoes
Speaker 1: took over farmers.
Speaker 3: I love.
Speaker 1: I love my vegetable garden. I really, do you till
Speaker 1: the garden? It's I can't anymore because it's so overgrown
Speaker 1: like they and I and you know what is very
Speaker 1: impressive for me. Anyway, My entire garden is giant. And
Speaker 1: I grew it from seeds.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't buy the plants this year. I did it myself.
Speaker 1: That's amazing, really, it's it's it is quite amazing to
Speaker 1: me how this I could grow into this.
Speaker 2: Right, it's like my bamboo.
Speaker 1: It's such a short period. Well please bamboo, I told
Speaker 1: you it was very evasive. But the problem is it
Speaker 1: takes at least five years to show invasive.
Speaker 2: Right now, I'm halfway my my bamboo. I'm on year two, okay,
Speaker 2: And I told your name. One of them is as
Speaker 2: big as me. No, I planted it so far back
Speaker 2: in like a dead patch.
Speaker 1: I know, but they multiply.
Speaker 2: There's no way, there's no way their roots.
Speaker 1: Go underground, and they could grow miles away, not where
Speaker 1: this one's going, all right, Winger Winger? Yeah, what the
Speaker 1: hell is Winger miles away? Huh? You never heard that song?
Speaker 1: Huh from Winger miles Away?
Speaker 2: No idea?
Speaker 1: Okay, how does it go?
Speaker 2: Nineties miles look it up miles away? Well it's I
Speaker 2: don't go ahead, you tube it Miles Winger? You know
Speaker 2: he used to wear a Winger shirt. That little the
Speaker 2: kid on Beavis and butt Head, the little I was
Speaker 2: in a Beavis and butt heead fan.
Speaker 1: Well you were young.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I watched South Park and it came out
Speaker 2: around the same time.
Speaker 1: No Beavis and butthead was like nineties.
Speaker 2: South Park was nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: And Buttead was ninety three four six years later and
Speaker 1: there Yeah, well that was the yeah, because when I
Speaker 1: when I applied for my job here in nineteen ninety five,
Speaker 1: I was wearing a Beavis and butt Head tie and
Speaker 1: it had already been out for a couple of years.
Speaker 2: Headed for heartbreak, Easy come, easy, go miles Away? How
Speaker 2: Beavis and butt had destroyed Winger's career because the kid
Speaker 2: wore his T shirt. What's miles away? Yeah, that's so funny.
Speaker 2: I want to read that article when we're done. Oh
Speaker 2: it's a movie, not a movie, a YouTube video.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, it's the music video.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, no, no, okay, no on YouTube. It's
Speaker 2: a video of somebody like going over, Oh the Beavis
Speaker 2: and butt head thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh I understand. Oh yeah, this was like, you know,
Speaker 1: breakup song high school ninety one, maybe ninety two. Here
Speaker 1: we go, It's gonna kick in right, hair bands man
Speaker 1: eighties hairbands?
Speaker 2: But didn't say this came out in the nineties.
Speaker 1: I think it's probably like ninety ninety one somewhere in there.
Speaker 2: I love reading YouTube comments because you get such like
Speaker 2: an eclectic mix. You have people being like, who's.
Speaker 3: Still listening in twenty twenty two, and.
Speaker 2: Then you have people like this who get super introspective
Speaker 2: over that song. My god, I miss my youth. I'm
Speaker 2: forty two and I look in the mirror. I'm not
Speaker 2: the same man. This song came at a time in
Speaker 2: my life that was so amazing. I love my family
Speaker 2: so much, but I missed my pass I miss my friends,
Speaker 2: and I wanted life to move on, and now I
Speaker 2: wanted to slow down. See sir, this is a miles
Speaker 2: away song by Winger.
Speaker 1: Winger did that.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm a fifteen year old girl and I love
Speaker 3: eighties music. A lot of kids in my high school
Speaker 3: are actually gravitating towards this kind of music.
Speaker 2: Yeah, our hair bands making a comeback.
Speaker 1: They want to relive our youth.
Speaker 2: I guess so this band, this song, the vocalist, it
Speaker 2: means so much to me. It's good to listen to
Speaker 2: them again. I can't like they're so cheesy. My other
Speaker 2: favorites are like fourteen year olds in the comments, being.
Speaker 3: Like, I'm the only one in my class who listens
Speaker 3: to this. I'll keep your music alive.
Speaker 1: Love it.
Speaker 2: No, you're fourteen, calm down.
Speaker 1: Have you watched the Netflix documentary series or whatever on
Speaker 1: Woodstock ninety nine? Yes, I just finished episode two, so good.
Speaker 1: But it was a movie. There was a movie about
Speaker 1: it not that long ago, and it's all pretty much
Speaker 1: the same thing. This one's just it's longer because there's
Speaker 1: more stuff. Was it the documentary? Yeah, it was a
Speaker 1: three point It's a three part documentary on Netflix. There's
Speaker 1: one two three episodes.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think. Did I watch the series just
Speaker 2: came out? Oh, so did you watch the other one?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I saw the other one also, So which.
Speaker 2: One is better? Well?
Speaker 1: This one is more in depth? Got it.
Speaker 2: There's some really bad stuff that went on there.
Speaker 1: I mean, I gotta be honest. Yes, I gotta be honest.
Speaker 2: Please, what are you doing? We'll be back right after
Speaker 2: this sweet hole and we're back.
Speaker 1: So anyway, Woodstock ninety nine, I'm I'm I was at
Speaker 1: radio station in.
Speaker 2: Nineteen ninety nine, I know.
Speaker 1: But the thing is Woodstock ninety nine was a bit
Speaker 1: more rocky, yes, than it would be poppy.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even rocky. It was wrenchy like runge, metal,
Speaker 2: biscuit and corn and all these it's the weird crossover
Speaker 2: acts that were like rap metal, right, and the other
Speaker 2: ones that made the place get torn up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the Jugglers, I guess that's I guess that's
Speaker 1: why ZER one hundred wasn't there. But I remember. It's
Speaker 1: funny because the rock station in town was K Rock
Speaker 1: at the time, and Z one hundred in our promotional
Speaker 1: arsenal and our vehicle garage had what we called the
Speaker 1: boombox radio whatever the hell it was. It looked like
Speaker 1: a radio from the nineties, you know, with cassette players
Speaker 1: and stuff. It was just big, giant fiberglass truck, huge
Speaker 1: and it would go up in the air on a
Speaker 1: scissor and it would go like one hundred feet in
Speaker 1: the air.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: And you know, and you'd broadcast from it at events
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. And so the guys at k Rock,
Speaker 1: the program director used to work at zero one hundred,
Speaker 1: so he knew that we had that, and so they
Speaker 1: wanted to borrow it for that event, going to cover
Speaker 1: our logos with there because basically you could it's it's
Speaker 1: like a you know, you go inside of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they really wanted it to sleep in too, because
Speaker 1: you know, it's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they brought it there and it was up in
Speaker 1: the air and then all the chaos started and they
Speaker 1: started setting fires and knocking stuff over whatever, and the
Speaker 1: thing burned in the air. It was on it was
Speaker 1: on fire, like there was a great time. What's Time magazine?
Speaker 2: I know what Time magazine is.
Speaker 1: It was when right after Woodstock ninety nine, Time the
Speaker 1: cover of Time magazine had all the fires and stuff,
Speaker 1: and you could see the Z one hundred boombox radio
Speaker 1: up in the air in flames.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So, I mean, I guess I don't remember whether
Speaker 1: we got it back or not.
Speaker 2: I mean Z one hundred like alternatives still at the time. No,
Speaker 2: it was kind of it switched over. Britney Spears came
Speaker 2: out and sank the backshoot Boys all that was.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Z one hundred was went kind of alternative in
Speaker 1: ninety four five, early ninety six, and then we started
Speaker 1: playing Laboosh and we started you know, changing changing back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we were. But it was weird because we would
Speaker 1: still be playing Bush and LaBouche back next to each
Speaker 1: because we were you know, you can't we didn't want to.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like we changed formats. We were just kind
Speaker 1: of integrating the top forty music back into the grunge
Speaker 1: type stuff and slowly changing it back, which is you
Speaker 1: know where we are today. But see, that was my
Speaker 1: favorite time music wise, of one hundred. I loved all
Speaker 1: that stuff. Those were those were like my favorite bands
Speaker 1: was LaBouche, the one that was that they were b
Speaker 1: Ma Love, Oh yeah, b Love. And then there was
Speaker 1: a clique also, which was weird because they were LaBouche
Speaker 1: but not really and they were around the same time too.
Speaker 1: But to day was Yes, in the morning Amber, I
Speaker 1: think it was Amber. Yes, it was Amber because she
Speaker 1: played one of our shows.
Speaker 2: Also, I have vivid don't ask me why. This is
Speaker 2: a memory that sticks out in my head when I
Speaker 2: was a kid. I feel it. I am putting myself
Speaker 2: back in. We went to a cassette store. My parents
Speaker 2: bought this, specifically a cassette store. It was a music
Speaker 2: store that had cassettes. My dad went in, he bought again.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm hallucinating this, I remember. And then
Speaker 2: we went to Chicken Holiday.
Speaker 1: Okay, I remember that place. I don't think I've ever
Speaker 1: been though.
Speaker 2: Oh Chicken Holiday was the best.
Speaker 1: We had pudgies, same kind of thing. They were like
Speaker 1: fried chicken was delicious, they delivered everything.
Speaker 2: Oh Chicken Holiday was so good. And then they got
Speaker 2: rid of them. All that's right, we see we wait, no,
Speaker 2: they still have one by us, so now it's like.
Speaker 1: Cluck you, yes, cluck you too. We had Record World
Speaker 1: in the mall, which is weird because Record World, you know,
Speaker 1: then sold cassettes and CDs and whatever. And Sam Goodie
Speaker 1: was the big one, you know, I remember s y
Speaker 1: e good he got it good, he got it I
Speaker 1: f y e HMV. Nobody beats the Whiz here on
Speaker 1: the East Coast. I love the Wiz crazy Eddy. Back
Speaker 1: in the day they all sold you know, you never
Speaker 1: heard of crazy it was not. I think I was it.
Speaker 1: It wasn't around.
Speaker 2: His prices are insane, sure, I'm sure they are, Okay,
Speaker 2: the Whiz was. I remember when there was one by
Speaker 2: our house. Until you've got TVs, I remember all of that.
Speaker 2: That was a great time.
Speaker 1: But see when you had it, you probably just remember
Speaker 1: it as the Whiz because they changed cablevision balt them
Speaker 1: and they became just the Whiz. When I was growing up,
Speaker 1: was nobody. Like the actual name of the store was
Speaker 1: Nobody Beats the Whiz, And I didn't understand that. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: why weren't you just the Whiz? But it was Nobody
Speaker 1: beats the Whiz, and people did, they did, and then
Speaker 1: they went out of business.
Speaker 2: Nobod's crazy. There's a store in Miami, Oh my god, what.
Speaker 1: Is it called a music store? M m oh. There
Speaker 1: was electronics store. There was also coconuts.
Speaker 2: Oh, there was a store in Miami that you could
Speaker 2: buy whatever electronics.
Speaker 1: Okay, like a local their local electronics chain.
Speaker 2: But my friend Monica was like, you barter the prices absolutely,
Speaker 2: I never knew this was the thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, school, you don't ever pay the price on the shelf.
Speaker 1: Wow at Like like I didn't know. Well that's what
Speaker 1: crazy Eddi. You would say, now you beat this price,
Speaker 1: and they did. You know a lot of the places,
Speaker 1: if you bring them an ad from another store, they
Speaker 1: will match or beat. But if you say, can you
Speaker 1: do a little better than that? It's almost like at
Speaker 1: a car dealership. They go on the back and they
Speaker 1: talk to the manager bs they know how low that
Speaker 1: they can go, and they'll knock a couple of bucks
Speaker 1: off and you're like, all right, sold. Yeah, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: think that. Why would you ever think because you can't
Speaker 1: go into Macy's and be like this jacket, can I
Speaker 1: get a one a little bit less? Please? But you
Speaker 1: know what, there are some cashiers will be like, I'll
Speaker 1: scan my friends and family thing for you if you're
Speaker 1: nice to that.
Speaker 2: He's nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, look it always pays to be
Speaker 1: a nice Andrew you're telling me, I totally am on
Speaker 1: board with it. You don't go into a place as
Speaker 1: a raging jerk. Just be a nice person. Just be
Speaker 1: a nice person because these people deal with jerks all
Speaker 1: day exactly. So if you come in, smile and go, oh,
Speaker 1: that guy was a real jerk. So how are your kids?
Speaker 1: You know, that's very direct. How is your weekend? Would
Speaker 1: you do you look? You know, you look like you
Speaker 1: had a nice weekend. You know, you look like you
Speaker 1: had a nice weekend. Oh, you're smart, you're glowing, you
Speaker 1: look you look great today. You know, you just give
Speaker 1: people compliments and like, oh, darling, that's just you can
Speaker 1: have my friends and family discount because you you are
Speaker 1: my friend.
Speaker 2: Now I want to see this in action. Well, I
Speaker 2: want to see this in action.
Speaker 1: I'm not a sweet talker like that, but I'm sure
Speaker 1: there are people that do it.
Speaker 2: If I was ever at a store working, I'll pretend
Speaker 2: you you he okay, yeah, yeah, hold up, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: play some crowd noise in the back. Okay, now this
Speaker 2: crowds store store crowds.
Speaker 1: You should play. You should play the old old noise.
Speaker 1: When they had intercom, when they had calls, they would
Speaker 1: go and the department stores would go. Everybody had their
Speaker 1: own tone. Do you know that intercom noise?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, No, they had their own tone. Like if you
Speaker 1: would go into Macy's or Abraham and Strauss back in
Speaker 1: the day and you heard this on the loudspeaker. They
Speaker 1: were calling somebody. That meant for somebody to go somewhere.
Speaker 1: That was that was that. Everybody had their own tone.
Speaker 2: Oh, one hour of the mall sounds okay.
Speaker 1: All right, So I'm gonna I'm walking into Sid's Pants
Speaker 1: and you're you're you're at the You're at the desert.
Speaker 2: Oh, I welcome to Sid's Pants.
Speaker 1: Well, how's everything going today?
Speaker 2: Things are good?
Speaker 1: Did you have a nice weekend? I did? Oh what
Speaker 1: are you looking for? Well, I need a size forty six?
Speaker 1: I don't see it.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to check in the back?
Speaker 1: Well? See, I just went on a dot.
Speaker 2: You look like you.
Speaker 1: I've seen you here before. You lost some weight, didn't
Speaker 1: you since the last time I saw you?
Speaker 2: Do you want me to get the pants from the back?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I just what are the jeans that
Speaker 1: you're wearing? Because they look really good on you. These
Speaker 1: are shorts, no, but but they used to be jeans.
Speaker 1: It looks like you cut them.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, these are shorts. Oh thank you.
Speaker 1: You wear them very well. Thank you so much. You're
Speaker 1: probably like a size twenty eight. I mean, look at you.
Speaker 2: Thanks so much.
Speaker 1: So I need like double I need I could fit
Speaker 1: you know, two of you in my pants?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah we could. Do you have another friend of yours?
Speaker 1: I would like to get in my pants with you
Speaker 1: so we could see what size they are.
Speaker 2: Sir, this is a mall stone. Please leave since pants.
Speaker 1: You scared me anyway. But I had a coupon that
Speaker 1: was twenty percent off. Yeah, but I can't find it.
Speaker 1: Do you have is there anything like? Can you?
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, we have a ten percent discount.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so nice of you. That'd be nice.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to go on the back to
Speaker 2: get you these pants?
Speaker 1: You don't keep them out here. We don't keep size
Speaker 1: forty six out here, sorry, because it embarrasses you. No,
Speaker 1: we just don't have them on our display. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: would you can you please get them for me?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Thank you, you're welcome. That's and I got ten percent off.
Speaker 2: See that?
Speaker 1: Wow that was good you smooth talk to me. I
Speaker 1: did I did mostly.
Speaker 2: Because I was afraid you were saying that you want
Speaker 2: people in your pants.
Speaker 1: Right there in Sid's pants. Well, that was always a
Speaker 1: j that was that was. That was one of those
Speaker 1: regional mall stores in the Northeast, Like every mall had
Speaker 1: a Sid's pants in it. Yeah, I never met Sid
Speaker 1: you Okay, no, I swallowed. Do you want a drink?
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 1: I have chocolate milk.
Speaker 2: No, why would I want chocolate milk from Utterly Delicious NYC? Well, yes,
Speaker 2: it was utterly Delicious chocolate milk, then I would have it.
Speaker 1: It is. That's a nice play on words. I like
Speaker 1: that it is utterly delicious. It has to be a
Speaker 1: milk product, though you can't say that with anything else, right,
Speaker 1: it must be a dairy product. Yeah, utterly really doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense way that again. I mean the word utterly
Speaker 1: means a lot a lot, but it just it's a
Speaker 1: play on words when it's a every product zinger exactly
Speaker 1: if I haven't had a zinger in a long time.
Speaker 1: I didn't really like zingers.
Speaker 2: I don't even know their their hostess snack cakes, Oh
Speaker 2: fun nice.
Speaker 1: Not really into snat cakes anymore. I wish I was.
Speaker 1: I love the cream. Sorry, but what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Let's tell you anyway? All right, cool? Thank you for
Speaker 1: listening to bowl Chat. That's it, right, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go eat my chicken caesarrap from Landwitch.
Speaker 1: Oh you asked me earlier. I'm sorry I never answered.
Speaker 1: Went as far as salad dressing. My favorite salad dressing
Speaker 1: in the world is at the plain View Diner. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: and it's creamy Italian. I very rarely see creamy Italian anywhere,
Speaker 1: but they have it there and I really like it.
Speaker 1: If not, my second choice would be ranch always on
Speaker 1: the side, though, because I don't like it drenched.
Speaker 2: You're speaking my language.
Speaker 1: Does they drench?
Speaker 2: I'm a Caesar salad kid. Oh.
Speaker 1: I like Caesar oil, but I like creamy Caesar dressing.
Speaker 2: I could do creamy Caesar. I prefer just a simple
Speaker 2: viniagarette or simple olive oil, or like a tahini dressing.
Speaker 1: You know what Caesar dressing I used to like as
Speaker 1: a kid growing up. I don't even know if to
Speaker 1: make the brand anymore. Fifer. It was called Fifer salad dressing,
Speaker 1: and it was it was Caesar, but it wasn't creamy.
Speaker 1: That one. I liked it had little like little tiny
Speaker 1: little chunks of some kind of cheese in it. I
Speaker 1: don't know it was good. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think they make that anymore. Sorry, anyway, what
Speaker 1: do you do? Don't I don't eat salad dressing that much.
Speaker 1: I really do. Unless I go out, I don't get
Speaker 1: Like if I'm in the house just eating a head
Speaker 1: of iceberg lettuce, I don't put anything on it. I
Speaker 1: just eat it.
Speaker 2: I mean I love salad, I really do. Arugula is
Speaker 2: my favorite lettuce.
Speaker 1: But could you just sustain your life on salad? Like
Speaker 1: if you could only eat salad for the rest of
Speaker 1: your life, could you think you'd be all right with it?
Speaker 2: I mean, put chicken on it? Like I could just
Speaker 2: keep making a defile every day.
Speaker 1: No, just salad, just just green, very vague. Okay, you
Speaker 1: could do only vegetables vegetables only.
Speaker 2: So I'm a vegetarian, I guess, or I yeah I could.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to write, I guess anybody could. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you need protein and stuff like that, Yeah, don't
Speaker 2: you Like I wouldn't want to not eat like eggs,
Speaker 2: le eggs.
Speaker 1: There's no protein in vegetables. Is there. There must be
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 2: You're asking the wrong kid.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna get the ball Okay, I guess. Until
Speaker 2: next time, join us for an all new serial Killers
Speaker 2: on Monday.
Speaker 1: Yes, and we're gonna have lots of serial Killers. Yes,
Speaker 1: because we have so much cereal.
Speaker 2: We should so much cereal. And we're gonna have so
Speaker 2: many more fun guests. Ye know what I think we do.
Speaker 1: I think we should do a bonus episode of people
Speaker 1: that have sent us bags of granola because there's so
Speaker 1: many of them.
Speaker 2: A granola surprise episode, Granola Surprise. Yeah, and we'll have well,
Speaker 2: we'll call it Great Granola. Oh that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: I think we already had an episode titled that, did
Speaker 2: we For sure? We got to get Jason back for snacks? Yes, please,
Speaker 2: we gotta get Brimstone, that wrestler, wrestler dude.
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh, we could talk to him about that guy
Speaker 1: that looks like Caulkgan but isn't. Yes, Okay, okay, We're
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Speaker 2: That was fine?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, hold on you, I wish you could. Can
Speaker 1: you find that just real quick before we go? I
Speaker 1: know this is the we're over already, but look look
Speaker 1: for in old no old mall, damn it, old department
Speaker 1: store paging tones. Do that old department store paging tones,
Speaker 1: because that's what it was. They would be paging like
Speaker 1: managers or somebody to go somewhere or do something. Every
Speaker 1: one of those tones was a different person, and I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's it's there somewhere, and if you hear it,
Speaker 1: you might actually remember it because when when we were kids,
Speaker 1: they definitely had it. They do not have this huh.
Speaker 1: All right, well, I'm gonna find it out play for
Speaker 1: you next week.
Speaker 2: Okay, go bye bye