1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:14,520 Speaker 1: Nick. Here's NICKI here. I am hello everyone. What's up 2 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 1: out there? Besties, if you're just joining us, I call 3 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: you besties because I talked to you guys like my 4 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:24,560 Speaker 1: best friends. Honestly a little bit. I'm so in love 5 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: with our listeners. Um, it's like it's it's getting a 6 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:33,240 Speaker 1: little bit. I need to chill out about my love 7 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:36,560 Speaker 1: for the listeners because they're going I'm coming on too strong, 8 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:41,320 Speaker 1: and uh, you know, I I know they can take it. 9 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 1: These people are loving people that have a lot of 10 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:47,519 Speaker 1: love to give. I can't get over if you're just 11 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: joining the show, which, by the way, I want I 12 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,880 Speaker 1: want to use this episode. I just came up with 13 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 1: an idea. I would love our besties. And by the way, 14 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,280 Speaker 1: you guys don't owe me anything. You've given me so much. 15 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 1: But it I was thinking about, um, the girl that 16 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,920 Speaker 1: wrote into the show yesterday and was saying, you know, 17 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,400 Speaker 1: I'm going to the show alone. I'm gonna coming to 18 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 1: your upcoming tour. I'm going alone, which Nick, you always 19 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,400 Speaker 1: say go alone if you can't find a friend. And 20 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:16,120 Speaker 1: I was thinking about besties coming together and like meeting 21 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,479 Speaker 1: each other because if you listen to this podcast, when 22 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: I find someone who listens to Howard Stern, we have 23 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 1: a we have a we already have something that is 24 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 1: a commonality that is shared, a love and appreciation for 25 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 1: a man who you know, most people have ideas about 26 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 1: that we know is like a great person and just 27 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 1: we have such an affection for someone that, you know, 28 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 1: it's like meeting someone that goes you know, Andy sales too, 29 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,479 Speaker 1: like something you know, like when you meet someone that's like, 30 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 1: oh my god, now I trust that I love you. 31 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 1: So like when I meet someone that listens to Howard Stern, 32 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: it's an instant friendship, whether or not we have anything 33 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 1: else in common. I mean these guys are usually delivery 34 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 1: men that are working for like a alcohol sales rep 35 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 1: and are like, you know, have a Baba booys, you know, 36 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 1: shirt on or something, and I'm like, can we talk 37 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: about Howard? And I like latch onto them? So I 38 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: was thinking for the besties, Um, I have two ideas. 39 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 1: First of all, First of all, welcome to the the Nicki 40 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: Glazer Podcast because I want you all, if you can, 41 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,959 Speaker 1: if you have it in your hearts, to text someone 42 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:25,359 Speaker 1: who you think might need UH daily podcast ritual or 43 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 1: a daily morning show which or weekly however much you 44 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 1: listen to this, that might be someone who would enjoy 45 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 1: our show, and write them and say, I think you 46 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 1: would like the show, give it a shot, Like, recommend 47 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 1: the show if you think it would bring joy to 48 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: someone's life. If it's just if you don't have anyone 49 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: that pops into mind right now, for that, that's fine, 50 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 1: don't do it. But like, and I'm not trying to 51 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,639 Speaker 1: do this so we get more ratings and reviews and listeners. 52 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,920 Speaker 1: I just want to I want to make more people 53 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: happy because I know the joy that it the show 54 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 1: brings people. Now because of last week when I got emotional, 55 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 1: I mean I was already getting great feedback and every 56 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: week with fan tracks, which is where we read, um 57 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 1: every Thursday, we're gonna do it later. We read like 58 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 1: listener feedback every week. It's always just such nice things. 59 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,920 Speaker 1: But just this past week. UM, if you're new to 60 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:13,239 Speaker 1: the show because someone recommended the show to you, welcome, 61 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 1: and UM to send them this episode. Hello, Welcome to 62 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: the show. This is the Nicki Glazer Podcast. Where a 63 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: daily podcast that just tries to create a sense of 64 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 1: like friendship and fun and realness and honesty. And we're 65 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: here every day. You don't need to listen every day, 66 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 1: but we love if you do Monday through Thursday. And 67 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: it's not one of those podcasts that you got to 68 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 1: feel like, oh no, I miss something, I gotta go back. 69 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 1: You can listen to it on two times the speed 70 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: if you want. For this one, I talk really fast, 71 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: so I'm kind of thinking you should do have speed. 72 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 1: But we're glad to have you here. If you don't 73 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 1: like it, no harm, no foul, unsubscribe whatever you want 74 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 1: to do. If you do like it, stick around. If 75 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: you don't like this episode, I asked that you if 76 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: you kind of like it, stick around for four episodes, 77 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 1: you know, give us four and then you can move on. Um. 78 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 1: Andrew Colin is my roommate. He's going to be here later. 79 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 1: He's my best friend, opener on the road. UM, kind 80 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: of like my work husband. We have a lot of 81 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 1: ups and downs on the show. Um. And if your 82 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 1: best seat, you already know all this stuff. So I'm 83 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,960 Speaker 1: sorry to be talking to you about this, but like, yeah, 84 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 1: I hope you can recommend the show to someone. And um, 85 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 1: and here's the other thing I want to do. So 86 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,520 Speaker 1: it's twofold recommended to someone that you think might like 87 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: it and they You know, when you recommend a book 88 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,720 Speaker 1: to someone, unless they actually need it in their life, 89 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 1: they're not going to read it, but at least they 90 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 1: know that it's there when they do need it. Like, 91 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,159 Speaker 1: for instance, I bought that Alan Carr book, Uh, The 92 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: Easy Way to Stop Drinking. I knew that his method 93 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:43,840 Speaker 1: worked with me for smoking, but I wasn't ready to 94 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:46,280 Speaker 1: quit drinking yet, but I knew that someday I would be, 95 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 1: and so I knew it was on my shelf. So 96 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:50,119 Speaker 1: this is like giving them a book on their shelf 97 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 1: that like might help them at a time in their 98 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,560 Speaker 1: life where they might be a little bit lonely or 99 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,920 Speaker 1: might you know, have a long commute where they need 100 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,039 Speaker 1: to fill the time, or a road trip or something, 101 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:01,160 Speaker 1: so they'll go, oh yeah, Melane sent me that podcast, 102 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 1: and I trust her about the stuff. I just didn't 103 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 1: have time in my life to listen to it. Then, Um, 104 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 1: something like that happened to me recently with um oh funk, 105 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 1: what was it? God, my train of thought is all 106 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 1: over the place. Choo choo, you know, get on board. 107 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,720 Speaker 1: I'll lose it often, and it's not because I'm smoking pot. 108 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. Um, but okay, I'll remember it 109 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,120 Speaker 1: down the road. But it's just nice to have something. 110 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember I did a podcast if you 111 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,800 Speaker 1: want to go back and listen to Nick Ulazer at 112 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 1: her worst, when I was bliemick and not in just 113 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 1: drinking and not. I think I might have just sobered up. 114 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:41,000 Speaker 1: But it's called the Mental Illness Happy Hour. And I 115 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 1: did a podcast. I once did a podcast with him, 116 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:47,080 Speaker 1: Paul Gilmartin. He used to host um Dinner in a 117 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 1: movie on TBS. If you're someone who's you know, was 118 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:53,159 Speaker 1: I can have memories from the nineties. He was on 119 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,480 Speaker 1: TBS doing that, and he has a mental illness podcast 120 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,719 Speaker 1: where you know, celebrities go on and talk about their 121 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,440 Speaker 1: men to illnesses. And I went on when I was 122 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 1: in the thick of it one time and I said 123 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 1: too much, and I it's the only time I've ever 124 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,360 Speaker 1: asked someone to go you can't air that. I'm so 125 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,800 Speaker 1: sorry you can't. And he understood and he was like, 126 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,839 Speaker 1: we'll do it another time. So the next time I 127 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 1: did it, I couldn't ask him not to air it again. 128 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,320 Speaker 1: This guy is a way of getting things out of you, 129 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:20,320 Speaker 1: you know, he's I think He's very immersed in recovery, 130 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,960 Speaker 1: and I just didn't have the language for that and 131 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,960 Speaker 1: the boundaries for that at the time. So I just 132 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,440 Speaker 1: poured everything out on this podcast. And I was really 133 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,240 Speaker 1: in a bad place at the time. And someone wrote 134 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:33,279 Speaker 1: to me and said, I heard you on that podcast. 135 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 1: I forget this woman like emailed me through my website. 136 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 1: At the time. This was two thousand, I want to 137 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,600 Speaker 1: say ten. Oh. It was a bad time in my 138 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,720 Speaker 1: life and I didn't know it at the time, you know, 139 00:06:43,839 --> 00:06:45,400 Speaker 1: like I I think I just had a session with 140 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:47,719 Speaker 1: a session, a podcast with him and it all came out. 141 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 1: But I was like, what just happened? You know, when 142 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:52,000 Speaker 1: you don't even know how bad you're struggling. And this 143 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,479 Speaker 1: girl wrote to me and said, I have a therapist 144 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,040 Speaker 1: to really help me with some of the same issues 145 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 1: you're going through. And I just wasn't ready for it 146 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 1: at the time. But a year and a half later 147 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 1: or I remember telling my friend Greg Warren at the 148 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 1: comedy Sellar. I met him for dinner and I was 149 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,120 Speaker 1: just in a bad way and I was like, I 150 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 1: confided in him that I was throwing up every night 151 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,000 Speaker 1: and it couldn't stop. And he was like, will you 152 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 1: please get help? Like will you do it for me? 153 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 1: Like I know you won't do it for you, but 154 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,600 Speaker 1: you're someone who does things for your friends. Will you 155 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 1: do it for me? Like it's like I want you 156 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,080 Speaker 1: to do this for my birthday. Go get help. And 157 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 1: I was like yeah, And you know what, it doesn't. 158 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 1: This isn't something that makes it easy. I know exactly 159 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 1: who to go to because someone heard my struggles and 160 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 1: said that they recovered with this woman's help. Albeit that 161 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 1: was the woman that I ended up in an abusive 162 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 1: relationship with for several years, who took a lot of 163 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,520 Speaker 1: my money, but I have no regrets about her because 164 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,920 Speaker 1: she actually gave me a lot of tools that were 165 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,200 Speaker 1: not worth the amount I could have bought a house with. 166 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:53,760 Speaker 1: But I still like it was It was there for me, 167 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 1: and I don't think I would have gotten help at 168 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,480 Speaker 1: the time if it would have been going to zok 169 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:01,760 Speaker 1: doc and reading reviews and calling bowl. It was just there. 170 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,880 Speaker 1: So that's what I mean by that second thing I'm 171 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 1: asking someone to do. Let's create a subreddit, so I'm 172 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 1: going into the thing I fear the most reddit where 173 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:13,840 Speaker 1: people have opinions about me. Let's do a bestie subreddit, 174 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:18,080 Speaker 1: Nikki glazer pod subreddit, and I want someone to take 175 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 1: um if you're someone who's very versed in Reddit, and 176 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:24,800 Speaker 1: maybe uh, it moderates other subredits because there's always a 177 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:30,080 Speaker 1: moderator who polices activity and keeps it really positive. And like, listen, 178 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:33,640 Speaker 1: I'm not going to monitor this and and read the things. 179 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:37,520 Speaker 1: You can say critical things about me. You're allowed to um, 180 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:39,840 Speaker 1: but you know, if it starts getting hateful, let's have 181 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,600 Speaker 1: a moderator that like keeps it positive. But I just 182 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,720 Speaker 1: feel like that will be a nice way for besties 183 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,800 Speaker 1: to connect. And I also feel like read it. It 184 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,520 Speaker 1: will get some of our besties that might be scared 185 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,840 Speaker 1: of Reddit in the platform and like be intimidated by 186 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:54,240 Speaker 1: it too. Enjoy Reddit because it can be read. It 187 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,240 Speaker 1: can be a place where you can curate the Internet 188 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,760 Speaker 1: to be what you want it to be and not 189 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:02,440 Speaker 1: get bombard arted with the negativity and the stuff that 190 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,600 Speaker 1: stresses you out. So I think that it can be 191 00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:07,720 Speaker 1: very intimidating Reddit, but um, this might get people on board, 192 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:10,160 Speaker 1: and it might be a place that that girl that 193 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 1: at tickets to my show might find another bestie to 194 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:14,480 Speaker 1: go with. And I just think it's a good place 195 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:18,120 Speaker 1: to keep the discussion about the show and just connect 196 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:22,000 Speaker 1: with each other. And that's just an idea. So if 197 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:24,720 Speaker 1: you want to go with that, that's that's that. I 198 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:28,320 Speaker 1: um and I appreciate it. But Noah, how obsessed with 199 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,480 Speaker 1: you like our our fans are you? And I if 200 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,319 Speaker 1: you're new to the show, I'm sorry to even gush 201 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:36,560 Speaker 1: about our but you're You're welcome. You're one of these people, 202 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,760 Speaker 1: you're friends with someone who recommended the show to you, 203 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:41,240 Speaker 1: that we are obsessed with Noah, I will go to 204 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,679 Speaker 1: a text from you. What did it say? We just 205 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:47,520 Speaker 1: have like such great fan tracks. It's like the least 206 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:51,400 Speaker 1: poisonous fan tracks ever I know. And I think it's 207 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,559 Speaker 1: because of last week, like someone because of last week. 208 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,240 Speaker 1: I had a hard week of reading critical things about me, 209 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,600 Speaker 1: and I cried on the show, and people wrote to 210 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,600 Speaker 1: me so many lovely things to pick me up out 211 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,040 Speaker 1: of that. And I already I'm not gonna spend too 212 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,920 Speaker 1: much time just talking about how much that meant to me. 213 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,240 Speaker 1: But I hope you all know it did like more 214 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,720 Speaker 1: than anything. That's like as much as a best friend, 215 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,319 Speaker 1: you know, I had One time I was really depressed 216 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,480 Speaker 1: in New York and I couldn't leave my apartment. I 217 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,080 Speaker 1: was crying and I just I didn't want to go out. 218 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,480 Speaker 1: I was cat sitting for Julian McCullough. I wasn't even 219 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,760 Speaker 1: I didn't even have a place yet. I was just 220 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,520 Speaker 1: staying in New York a couple of weeks and I 221 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,600 Speaker 1: was so depressed. And Sabrina, Jolie's comedian, was also in 222 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,480 Speaker 1: town and I never got to see her. She was 223 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:32,920 Speaker 1: always in Canada, and she was like, I want to 224 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,440 Speaker 1: see you, and I was like I can't, Sabrina, I'm 225 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,600 Speaker 1: so depressed. It ends up crying and like I don't 226 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,439 Speaker 1: want to see anyone. And she was like I'm coming over. 227 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,840 Speaker 1: I don't care what you say, and she like demanded 228 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,200 Speaker 1: to come over. And she brought me a pumpkin that 229 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,240 Speaker 1: she wrote like I love you on and like a 230 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,920 Speaker 1: note and like made me take a walk around the blox. 231 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:49,559 Speaker 1: She was like, just do that, and it was like 232 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,679 Speaker 1: it was I didn't think I needed it, but I 233 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 1: needed it so much and I needed you guys so 234 00:10:56,679 --> 00:11:00,720 Speaker 1: much and I'm so freaking grateful, God damn it, and 235 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,480 Speaker 1: I feel like you could be there for each other 236 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,760 Speaker 1: like this. I see stuff like this on right at 237 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,840 Speaker 1: all the time, where people are posting stuff they're going 238 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,840 Speaker 1: through and people may I see it happen where people go, 239 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,640 Speaker 1: oh my god, your comment just made me feel so 240 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,120 Speaker 1: less alone from strangers. So I don't know. No Noah 241 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:19,080 Speaker 1: wrote to me that was like this, she's compiling fan tracks, 242 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 1: which is our you know, fan letter dump later on 243 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,680 Speaker 1: in the show on Thursdays, and she said, I can't 244 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:29,600 Speaker 1: believe our fans like they're so positive. And last night, Noah, 245 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,760 Speaker 1: I was doing an Instagram live on the Nikki Glazer Pod, 246 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,319 Speaker 1: which is an Instagram that we keep private, but if 247 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,319 Speaker 1: you want to join in our trusted person that will 248 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:41,160 Speaker 1: keep it positive and you know, positively critical if you 249 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 1: need to be. Um, I went live on that. I 250 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,520 Speaker 1: feel so much safer going live on that than my own. 251 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,440 Speaker 1: It's just a it's a new ball game with these fans. 252 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:55,360 Speaker 1: I just don't know what it is. Something's happening, and Um, 253 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 1: Andrew and I did her classic Coffee Coffee and Tea 254 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,520 Speaker 1: Bags is the name of the cat fay that we've 255 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,839 Speaker 1: made up that we perform it and it's me playing 256 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:06,280 Speaker 1: guitar and Andrew on this karaoke Mike. We got and 257 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:11,120 Speaker 1: he does karaoke mode and sometimes he does massed him mode, 258 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:15,679 Speaker 1: and then sometimes it's provisional mode. Um. These are all 259 00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:17,199 Speaker 1: inside jokes that if you're new to the show, you 260 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:20,760 Speaker 1: will catch on two very soon. Um. So we were 261 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:24,679 Speaker 1: singing songs. We sang Tom Petty wild Flowers, which is 262 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:28,280 Speaker 1: a beautiful song. That's what we opened with. And then 263 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,280 Speaker 1: we sang um, Phil Collins Can't Stop Loving You, which 264 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,240 Speaker 1: I've been practicing a lot. There's a Taylor Swift version 265 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,800 Speaker 1: of it. That's why I got into that song. And 266 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,240 Speaker 1: then I got into the Phil Collins one and I 267 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,360 Speaker 1: was like, wow, I can't believe I slept on this 268 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:43,360 Speaker 1: song for so long. Then we sang lover by Oh, 269 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:46,000 Speaker 1: and then Brenna miss you so much, Brenna, I love 270 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:50,760 Speaker 1: you so much, baby baby. Um Brenna Andrew's girlfriend uh 271 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,640 Speaker 1: face timed him or he facetimed her, and I thought 272 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,040 Speaker 1: she was calling him because he held up his phone 273 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,719 Speaker 1: while we're alive, and I go, don't call her right now, 274 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,240 Speaker 1: that's going to be distracting. But it was so sweet 275 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:01,439 Speaker 1: he called or I thought she was calling, so I go, 276 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,480 Speaker 1: don't pick up, like, call her later. Because we're on live. 277 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,319 Speaker 1: We just had gotten on live. It gets confusing with 278 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,199 Speaker 1: Jimmy screens. Love you Brenna if you're listening. Um. And 279 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,760 Speaker 1: then he picked up and it was so glad because 280 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,760 Speaker 1: Brenna knew we were on live, and she said to him, 281 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,840 Speaker 1: she goes, I just got off the phone with my 282 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,600 Speaker 1: sister and my like she was talking to you know, 283 00:13:17,679 --> 00:13:19,960 Speaker 1: my aunt and stuff, and I was just telling them 284 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,400 Speaker 1: how excited I am about our relationship. It was like 285 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,959 Speaker 1: so vulnerable in front of our besties because Brenna's rescued 286 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,200 Speaker 1: too because andrews like talked about her so much. It 287 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,959 Speaker 1: was so sweet. And so then we sang Lover by 288 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:34,480 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift to celebrate Andrew and Brenna's love, and she 289 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:36,920 Speaker 1: sang with us, and then we let her go because 290 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,800 Speaker 1: if there was a delay and it was a little 291 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,440 Speaker 1: bit hard, and then I I just sang a couple 292 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,040 Speaker 1: more Taylor Swift songs. Then Andrew had to go call 293 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:47,720 Speaker 1: her back. And so I'm always reluctant to be alone 294 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:50,560 Speaker 1: on those things because if you don't know, I'm kind 295 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:55,679 Speaker 1: of pursuing a singing songwriting hobby slash career, and um, 296 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,360 Speaker 1: I haven't really started songwriting. I wrote one song once 297 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,760 Speaker 1: and it I didn't even really finish ship, but just 298 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,000 Speaker 1: like scared to do it. I'm scared that people are 299 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,719 Speaker 1: just gonna listen to me because you know, they're being 300 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:12,079 Speaker 1: nice or because I'm you know, it's like Michael Jordan 301 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,160 Speaker 1: playing baseball, like no one really wants it, but will 302 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,600 Speaker 1: entertain it. And I don't need to compare myself to 303 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,040 Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's. It's really like Michael Jordan playing Taylor Swiss 304 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,640 Speaker 1: songs on a guitar. That is what it's like, because 305 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,640 Speaker 1: you know, I'm like a team. I'm like a twelve 306 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,000 Speaker 1: year old when I when I play her on guitar. 307 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,480 Speaker 1: But um, I need an audience. I need to perform, 308 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,600 Speaker 1: to practice, and it's just so easy to go on 309 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:36,000 Speaker 1: Instagram live and cultivate a little little audience that's so supportive. 310 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:39,280 Speaker 1: And so Andrew goes a bed, and usually I just like, 311 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,560 Speaker 1: if he has to go, I have to go because 312 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,920 Speaker 1: I always need him there next to me to justify, 313 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,280 Speaker 1: Like if I'm not good, at least Andrew's doing something 314 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,000 Speaker 1: funny like rapping along to it or doing beatboxing off 315 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,880 Speaker 1: off rhythm. And so there's some entertaining value despite me 316 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:55,760 Speaker 1: being bad. Andrew's next to me being bad too. The 317 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,040 Speaker 1: last night I had to go to bed and I 318 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,760 Speaker 1: still had more songs in my heart and then some 319 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:04,760 Speaker 1: Sti's in the chat. We're like, like Encore, like more, 320 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,640 Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, I'll do one more, and 321 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,960 Speaker 1: I like sang August, which is this song on her 322 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:12,200 Speaker 1: album that I'm my number one played song of last year. 323 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,520 Speaker 1: I think I listened to it for three hundred and 324 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:18,720 Speaker 1: sixty six days in two thousand, which isn't even possible, um, 325 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,720 Speaker 1: but in two thousand twenty and and it came out 326 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:26,040 Speaker 1: in July. But I played that song and then I 327 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,680 Speaker 1: was like, guys, thank you so much, and everyone was 328 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:31,480 Speaker 1: so nice. And then Noah like someone really like they 329 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,880 Speaker 1: go illicit affairs, and it's the song that I've been 330 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:37,040 Speaker 1: practicing like so much, and I really wanted to play it, 331 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,640 Speaker 1: but I was like, it's too self indulgent because they 332 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:43,280 Speaker 1: really go there. I'm like, I don't know if you 333 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,760 Speaker 1: guys all have this, but there's and somewhat one of 334 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:49,280 Speaker 1: the best. He's pointed out. They were like you you 335 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,800 Speaker 1: look your happiest self. I've never seen you glow so 336 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,600 Speaker 1: much as when you're playing music, and it's like I 337 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,920 Speaker 1: really do feel that way. It's I feel that way 338 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,560 Speaker 1: on stage at you know, when I'm performing and I'm 339 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,560 Speaker 1: really in the zone. Music really brings it out in me, 340 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,560 Speaker 1: and um, I just appreciated. Someone saw that and it 341 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,000 Speaker 1: felt like again like a close friend. But you guys 342 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,760 Speaker 1: were also supportive of me, and you let me sing 343 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,560 Speaker 1: a list of affairs and then they let me before 344 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,280 Speaker 1: the songs I was trying. Oh this is the best part. 345 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:18,000 Speaker 1: I am so happy that so many besties wrote in 346 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,920 Speaker 1: the chat that they are converted swift ease from me 347 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:24,360 Speaker 1: playing Taylor Swift songs that like now they appreciate her 348 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,200 Speaker 1: in a way they didn't before or didn't give her 349 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,000 Speaker 1: a chance to. And that's like the best gift you 350 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,760 Speaker 1: can give me is that you can that I sound 351 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,080 Speaker 1: at least decent enough that you can accept her into 352 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,720 Speaker 1: your heart to maybe check it out on your own. 353 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,560 Speaker 1: But someone but I gave a little tutorial about these 354 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,080 Speaker 1: songs and like what they mean because I love storytellers 355 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,280 Speaker 1: like that show on be each one where I want 356 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,640 Speaker 1: to know this. I know you're not a lyric head. No, uh, 357 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,920 Speaker 1: though it doesn't pay attention to lyrics really, and I 358 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,960 Speaker 1: think some people do that and some people don't. But 359 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,200 Speaker 1: let's be honest, a lot of the lyrics Noah listens 360 00:16:56,200 --> 00:17:02,000 Speaker 1: to its like cha, I'm just kidding, No, no, no, 361 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,760 Speaker 1: I'm getting but some people just I'm also converted Swifty. 362 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,480 Speaker 1: I just want to tell you, I know I was 363 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,520 Speaker 1: like henily against listening to someone like Taylor Swift because 364 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,359 Speaker 1: I was a metal head. But I love her music. 365 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:16,960 Speaker 1: I think really so talented. Absolutely yes, absolutely, Oh my god. 366 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,840 Speaker 1: That makes me so freaking happy because you know, it's 367 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,040 Speaker 1: it's a it's a she's someone that I indulged in that. 368 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:27,480 Speaker 1: I feel like people don't respect my musical taste sometimes. 369 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,000 Speaker 1: And if you don't respect my musical taste because I 370 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,439 Speaker 1: like Taylor Swift, I don't respect your musical taste. And 371 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:35,720 Speaker 1: I think you're like care like people who don't like 372 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:39,320 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift based on like shake it off or never 373 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:42,600 Speaker 1: getting back together. Swift ties know that when someone says 374 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,640 Speaker 1: that's their favorite song, where that's all they know of her, 375 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,840 Speaker 1: we just roll our eyes and go come on. And 376 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:50,320 Speaker 1: by the way, those two songs are amazing too. But um, yeah, 377 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:54,760 Speaker 1: I I gave a little tutorial about the meaning and 378 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,239 Speaker 1: the behind folklore, like the songs I was singing and 379 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,879 Speaker 1: like where she wrote them from. And I think I 380 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,399 Speaker 1: want to do a podcast about Taylor Swift, Like I 381 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,359 Speaker 1: want to do like a special episode maybe not of 382 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,760 Speaker 1: this show, but of like teaching people about kind of 383 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,520 Speaker 1: the history, like the music behind it. Do you do 384 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,480 Speaker 1: you like hearing like the story behind songs? Noah, do 385 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,919 Speaker 1: you ever do? On Spotify it says genius lyrics or 386 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,040 Speaker 1: like it will give you a little It's really cool 387 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,560 Speaker 1: on Spotify on some songs if you play the song 388 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,120 Speaker 1: and look, you know how they have like a little 389 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,960 Speaker 1: they'll have like a little gift. That's sort of repeating 390 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,920 Speaker 1: sometimes some really famous songs. Uh for some I noticed 391 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:33,520 Speaker 1: it was with the song Runaway Train by Runaway Train 392 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:39,440 Speaker 1: Never Coming. Yeah, Soul Asylum, right, I don't know, wall 393 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,159 Speaker 1: do you say it was Asylum, which does sound like 394 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:45,280 Speaker 1: a band you would listen to just Asylum Asylum that's 395 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:48,520 Speaker 1: written in that like metal thought, but Soul Asylum. Yeah, 396 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,119 Speaker 1: that you can play that in it like walked you 397 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,000 Speaker 1: through how the song got written. Kind of the history 398 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,840 Speaker 1: of how that song came out and the drama behind it. 399 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,640 Speaker 1: I love hearing that stuff. I want to know what 400 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:04,360 Speaker 1: the meaning is behind songs so badly. What's your favorite song? Noah, 401 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,720 Speaker 1: and I know that's a what's one of your favorite songs? 402 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:10,960 Speaker 1: I should ask that, oh man, and put me on 403 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:14,040 Speaker 1: the spot. First one that comes to mind, Okay, now, like, 404 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:16,120 Speaker 1: what are you listening to right now? That like if 405 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:20,200 Speaker 1: I've been listening to a lot of Willie Nelson and uh, 406 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,960 Speaker 1: I guess the song that comes to mind is hands 407 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,639 Speaker 1: on the Wheel. I really like that song. Um, what 408 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,199 Speaker 1: is it about that song that you like? I'm not 409 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:30,080 Speaker 1: familiar with it. It's you just like a good safety 410 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:35,360 Speaker 1: instruction and a song, well, yeah, you love you love 411 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:41,880 Speaker 1: two changes ten and two and um check your review mirror. Um, 412 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,800 Speaker 1: it's a good driving song. You said, no, it's not. 413 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,679 Speaker 1: It's kind of like a slow song and it's just 414 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:50,040 Speaker 1: like about the world. I guess, just a in Willie 415 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:55,200 Speaker 1: Nelson's interpreting lyrical interpretations. I'll give it a listen. I 416 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:59,400 Speaker 1: actually can't wait to do that. Um, there's a really 417 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,480 Speaker 1: good song that I love that reminded me when you 418 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,639 Speaker 1: said it's about the world, because it's called Oh What 419 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,919 Speaker 1: a World. It was written by Casey Musgraves and it 420 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,879 Speaker 1: was written by her when she was on mushrooms, and 421 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:15,720 Speaker 1: it's the perfect I made my friend rab Robbie, I'm 422 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:21,520 Speaker 1: gonna say that to protect his identity. Um, we were 423 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,960 Speaker 1: on mushrooms and I made him listen to a song 424 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,600 Speaker 1: that was written on mushrooms while we watched the sun set. 425 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:32,600 Speaker 1: And it's just she goes, Oh, what a world. I 426 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,200 Speaker 1: don't want to leave some kind of magic. It's hard 427 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,919 Speaker 1: to believe that it's she's it's just saying, oh what 428 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,840 Speaker 1: a world. I don't want to leave. It's like I 429 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,720 Speaker 1: don't want to leave this place, but like just embracing 430 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,400 Speaker 1: the magic. It's just cool to listen to a song 431 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,520 Speaker 1: that you know was written on psychedelics, you know, like 432 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:52,760 Speaker 1: Sergeant Pepper, the entire album. I'll never forget LSD. I 433 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,040 Speaker 1: want to try because Paul McCartney said his life was 434 00:20:56,240 --> 00:21:00,439 Speaker 1: cut into two before and after he did LSD, Like 435 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:05,000 Speaker 1: that's how he defines his life. That is, so that 436 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,560 Speaker 1: means a lot, Like he doesn't cut up his life 437 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:12,880 Speaker 1: until before and after when the Beatles became the Beatles, 438 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,480 Speaker 1: or you know, a lot of people say, after my 439 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,879 Speaker 1: mom died, my life is before my mom died in 440 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:22,000 Speaker 1: after and Um, right now, this podcast is before Andrew 441 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:32,120 Speaker 1: came in and after Andrew. It was a weak burp. Hi, Andrew, Hi, 442 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:36,680 Speaker 1: can you burp on command? No? I really can't cry. 443 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,280 Speaker 1: I can't. That's just a sound. That was a sound 444 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:47,320 Speaker 1: that was like me doing a Tim Allen impression. The 445 00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:51,960 Speaker 1: oldest brothers on doing well. Apparently it's not your brother. 446 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,560 Speaker 1: I thought that's why you were like late coming in. 447 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,960 Speaker 1: I thought you were like the oldest brother. I wish 448 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,280 Speaker 1: he was dead. He wished he wasn't doing well. He's 449 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:03,560 Speaker 1: been doing well her whole life. No, we were talking 450 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,720 Speaker 1: a good job. I just want to get right to 451 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,240 Speaker 1: it because we did my origin story yesterday on the show. 452 00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:11,440 Speaker 1: First of all, Andrew I asked our listeners at the 453 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,160 Speaker 1: top of the show to send this show to friends 454 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,600 Speaker 1: in their life who might need the show, so we 455 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,800 Speaker 1: might have some new listeners on this one. So I 456 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:21,280 Speaker 1: just want to be aware of that. Um, Andrew Colin 457 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,439 Speaker 1: is my best friend. Started as my dog walker. Long story. 458 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,879 Speaker 1: We've covered that before, but it's you can hear the 459 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,880 Speaker 1: history of that somewhere when you go back in the archives. Sorry, 460 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,440 Speaker 1: was a comedian forever dog Walker knew he was comedian. 461 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,879 Speaker 1: He made me left the first day, started opening for 462 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,520 Speaker 1: me on the road immediately, Um, that continue to be 463 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,560 Speaker 1: my dog walker. Then we stopped doing that, and then 464 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,560 Speaker 1: he uh, he's been my best friend opener on the 465 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,560 Speaker 1: road for We went in two thousand and eighteen January 466 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,680 Speaker 1: and now Um, I moved to St. Louis, was living 467 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,800 Speaker 1: with my parents. Wanted to get an apartment by myself, 468 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,639 Speaker 1: was too scared to live alone. Wanted a friend. Have 469 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,199 Speaker 1: no friends that aren't living with boyfriends or like have 470 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,760 Speaker 1: their own roommates, or one would want to live in St. Louis. 471 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,520 Speaker 1: So I asked Andrew Um, who was probably my number 472 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,800 Speaker 1: one choice anyway, told him, let's come to St. Louis 473 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,840 Speaker 1: be my podcast co host. And here he is living 474 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,919 Speaker 1: with me in St. Louis, Missouri, and we are in 475 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,600 Speaker 1: our podcast studio in our apartment and it's the best life. 476 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,600 Speaker 1: Because we woke up this morning and today was a 477 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,040 Speaker 1: great morning. We woke up. I texted him, you want 478 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,880 Speaker 1: to get starb He's like, yes, we go out. We 479 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:26,080 Speaker 1: go out. Andrew now is downloaded the mobile order app. 480 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,639 Speaker 1: If you're getting Starbucks on the rag and you're waiting 481 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,880 Speaker 1: in line. What are you doing with your life? It's 482 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,840 Speaker 1: so funny how many things I've done that. It's like 483 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,520 Speaker 1: the t s a prix of Starbucks. Yeah, I'll get 484 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,480 Speaker 1: there too one day, but yes, go ahead. Where we 485 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:44,200 Speaker 1: go to Starbucks. Um, we have a great talk on 486 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:48,200 Speaker 1: the way there. Um, just getting along this, I mean 487 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,240 Speaker 1: we we pretty much always get along. We have a 488 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,719 Speaker 1: great little talk there. Then we sit down and then 489 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,520 Speaker 1: we go. The good stuff didn't happen until we got 490 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,560 Speaker 1: back here. And what even got us on the subject? 491 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,840 Speaker 1: I have no idea. I sometimes we wake up in 492 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:05,000 Speaker 1: the morning in a really giggly mood. Yes, and we're 493 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,960 Speaker 1: very we don't have any stress. It's the one time, 494 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:12,360 Speaker 1: especially for you. Sometimes I feel like you don't think 495 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,600 Speaker 1: about what's on your plate or what you have to do, 496 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:19,400 Speaker 1: and you're just a to do today nothing. That's great. 497 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,879 Speaker 1: That's why I'm in a good I have nothing to 498 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,720 Speaker 1: do except the podcast, which doesn't feel like work. Ever. 499 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,040 Speaker 1: I've never dreaded. This podcast is the only thing I 500 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:30,800 Speaker 1: can ever say about anything in my life like that. Um, 501 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:35,120 Speaker 1: so we were I was eating making my oatmeal, and uh, 502 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,800 Speaker 1: we started getting on the subject of Andrew getting arrested. 503 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,920 Speaker 1: We talked about, oh, you have a background check because 504 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:43,639 Speaker 1: we have an announcement coming up. But big announcement, folks, 505 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,800 Speaker 1: Andrew and I are about to embark on this journey. 506 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,640 Speaker 1: Um that involves him getting a background check, me getting 507 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,320 Speaker 1: about like and signing contracts and stuff. And you were 508 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,000 Speaker 1: talking to a lawyer about a background check and I said, 509 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,320 Speaker 1: have you been arrested more than just you know, having 510 00:24:58,359 --> 00:24:59,840 Speaker 1: a warn out for your rest when you were speeding 511 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:02,040 Speaker 1: in a mancy zone which he covered the other day. 512 00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:06,200 Speaker 1: And you said, yes, yes I have. I got arrested 513 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:10,119 Speaker 1: in college. Um, we were out. We were at a 514 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,359 Speaker 1: bar called that was That was me? You guys just kidding. 515 00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:17,040 Speaker 1: It wasn't. We're at a bar called Miss Mays, which 516 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,160 Speaker 1: is a New Orleans staple, which is probably underwater right now. 517 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:24,280 Speaker 1: R I P No. Actually, so this bar A little 518 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:30,240 Speaker 1: history on. This bar has never closed. It only closed 519 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,400 Speaker 1: for an hour and a half during Katrina. Like that's 520 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:37,440 Speaker 1: like the like the story behind, but like really it's 521 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,720 Speaker 1: never it's open twenty four hours. Popped in but you 522 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:44,400 Speaker 1: had to float in. Yeah you get a floating baby. Yeah, 523 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:48,480 Speaker 1: but a little floating on. This place is never closed. 524 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,840 Speaker 1: It's been open since it's literally across the street from 525 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:57,560 Speaker 1: a police station. My buddy and they built that across 526 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,640 Speaker 1: the street because they were like, let's just I mean, 527 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,320 Speaker 1: it's yeah. Can you have a joke that they should 528 00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:06,880 Speaker 1: have a breathalyzer on the the taco bell drive through 529 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,119 Speaker 1: a speaker, Oh my god at three am, and it 530 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,960 Speaker 1: would just like they could just collect you know, it's 531 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,800 Speaker 1: like a speed trap. Yeah. Sometimes do you think cops 532 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:19,000 Speaker 1: could easily get more drunk drivers if they wanted? But anyways, so, um, 533 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,639 Speaker 1: we're in the bar and this girl I felt like, 534 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,200 Speaker 1: was like looking at me, like checking me out. I 535 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,919 Speaker 1: was hammered and I was like and then I was 536 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,480 Speaker 1: looking at her, and she's like, what are you looking at? 537 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,919 Speaker 1: That's what she said to me. She goes, what are 538 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,480 Speaker 1: you looking at? I'll go, I don't know nothing that's special. 539 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,679 Speaker 1: I guess something like that, something along like, because she's 540 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,800 Speaker 1: like a podcast other day, you're not special, but you're 541 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,720 Speaker 1: well she wasn't either, and uh and so and so 542 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,199 Speaker 1: she goes to me, she goes, she she gets her 543 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,840 Speaker 1: friend and like she tapped her friends. She guys, this 544 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:56,159 Speaker 1: guy's a fucking asshole. And then next thing you know. Uh, 545 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,160 Speaker 1: her friend gets in my face and then I get 546 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:03,280 Speaker 1: my buddies, my buddy Seth and uh, I was like, Yo, 547 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,440 Speaker 1: this girl's being kind of a bit. He's like, yeah, 548 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,400 Speaker 1: you're a bitch to her. And then she throws her 549 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:14,639 Speaker 1: drink in my buddy's face. My buddy reacts and his 550 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,200 Speaker 1: drink in her face. Then the two guys and the 551 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:24,040 Speaker 1: getting you know, New Orleans night, classic beginning of the fight. 552 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,840 Speaker 1: So let's get to it. You get in a fight. Yeah, 553 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,959 Speaker 1: so they get they get in a fight. I just 554 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,480 Speaker 1: break it up. The owner of Miss May's, who obviously 555 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,840 Speaker 1: is very good friends with the cops across the street. Yeah, 556 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,240 Speaker 1: he gets in the middle. He puts on the clothes sign. 557 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,560 Speaker 1: He goes, well, this is the hour we're gonna get. Yeah, 558 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:44,080 Speaker 1: we're going to close down, guys, closing time. Wrop this up. Guys, 559 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,560 Speaker 1: you never closed you never closed in. They get for 560 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,000 Speaker 1: twenty two minutes. Bro, if you live in New Orleans, 561 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:54,679 Speaker 1: I'm sure you're enjoying this story. So then uh Danny 562 00:27:55,359 --> 00:28:00,960 Speaker 1: ben Benya Yeah, Kanye, Oh yeah, I guess I say 563 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:06,680 Speaker 1: like I never had it been yet anyway, So, um, 564 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:10,520 Speaker 1: they look like you look like a bit maybe I 565 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,040 Speaker 1: am what I eat. You would think you are what 566 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:18,439 Speaker 1: you eat. I'm just kidding, proud of we miss you 567 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:23,200 Speaker 1: so much. I miss you, baby. Um So they get 568 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,320 Speaker 1: in a fight. I break it up. I pushed the owner, 569 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,400 Speaker 1: which is just a mistake, but I really wasn't fighting. 570 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,199 Speaker 1: I was just trying to break it up. But it 571 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,720 Speaker 1: all started because this girl goes, what are you looking at? 572 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:37,160 Speaker 1: You know? So I started with you just drunkenly gazing 573 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:40,600 Speaker 1: at her. Yeah. I probably gazed a little bit. I've 574 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:45,680 Speaker 1: been gazed. So anyway, so anyway out that didn't work. 575 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,600 Speaker 1: So we're walking down the street, me and Seth and 576 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,480 Speaker 1: we're like, okay, we got away, we didn't get in 577 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,640 Speaker 1: the fight. Everything's fine. Next you know, four cop cars 578 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,280 Speaker 1: roll up on us, and I'm like, oh my god, 579 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,240 Speaker 1: like I've never been arrested to like, put your hands, 580 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,920 Speaker 1: me on your back. I was like, we didn't even fight. 581 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,800 Speaker 1: We didn't even throw a punch. The owner definitely called 582 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,560 Speaker 1: the cops from across the street and was like take 583 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,840 Speaker 1: care of these kids loud and those guys over here, 584 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,240 Speaker 1: yeah pretty much. Yeah, And a soup can with a 585 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:20,080 Speaker 1: string that led to their window like a teen in 586 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:24,120 Speaker 1: an eighties movie with his neighbor across the street. So 587 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,320 Speaker 1: we end up going to jail. I do remember being 588 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,400 Speaker 1: so drunk. I was in the back. I took the handcuffs. 589 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,880 Speaker 1: You know me, I'm not that flexible. I managed to 590 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,360 Speaker 1: put the handcuffs in front of me, which cops don't 591 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,320 Speaker 1: like that when they opened the door and they're like, 592 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,000 Speaker 1: what are you doing? You got the hand cups in front. 593 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:44,520 Speaker 1: And then I remember, they're like, you're going You're gonna 594 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,880 Speaker 1: spend another four years in jail and so and uh. 595 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,479 Speaker 1: But I was drunk and I was like, I'm in jail, 596 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,640 Speaker 1: My handcuffs are in front. You made a good point 597 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,760 Speaker 1: that when white people go to jail, college kids, white 598 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,040 Speaker 1: college kids, it's like a good this is a story, 599 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,720 Speaker 1: this is something. This is a temporary And I don't 600 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,880 Speaker 1: mean to say like every black person that goes to 601 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,680 Speaker 1: jail doesn't feel that way too, but I think it's 602 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,960 Speaker 1: a different vibe for white people that go, like I 603 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,720 Speaker 1: celebrate my arrest, Like there was a part of me 604 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,920 Speaker 1: that thought this might be forever, because when you are 605 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,440 Speaker 1: handcuffed and you're sober, you realize like, this is out 606 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,440 Speaker 1: of my control, and it's the worst feeling. But there 607 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:24,800 Speaker 1: is like always a uh the way white people talk 608 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,880 Speaker 1: about being arrested is always like you said, it was 609 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,360 Speaker 1: like bungee jumping, that was a great amount. You're not 610 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,520 Speaker 1: gonna get hurt and you know, you're gonna have a 611 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,560 Speaker 1: good time and a good story, and it's and you're 612 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,120 Speaker 1: gonna and you could get hurt though, but and it's 613 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,520 Speaker 1: like kind of risky and and like kind of makes 614 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,200 Speaker 1: you a badass, But in the end, it's not going 615 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,480 Speaker 1: to affect your life as much as maybe someone else 616 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,280 Speaker 1: and black people, I don't know if they bungee jump, 617 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:51,160 Speaker 1: I was, I was in there and uh so I 618 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,880 Speaker 1: go downtown. They take me to jail. They put me 619 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,760 Speaker 1: in a holding cell with like twenty other guys. At first, 620 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,960 Speaker 1: one of the guys actually owned the pizza place that 621 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,480 Speaker 1: we would see all the time. And we're like, hey, 622 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,000 Speaker 1: what's up, man, He's like, yeah, I got me for 623 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,000 Speaker 1: a d U. I I was like, it's cool, you 624 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:07,240 Speaker 1: know whatever, like pretending like we're like these cool, badass guys, 625 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:10,280 Speaker 1: you know. So we're in jail, We're in this holding thing. 626 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,920 Speaker 1: There's one shitter in the middle of the thing. When 627 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,160 Speaker 1: did the thing happen with you in the boxers, so 628 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,120 Speaker 1: I'll tell you so. Then, so I thought we'd get out, 629 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,360 Speaker 1: you know, in a couple of hours. Next thing you know, 630 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,520 Speaker 1: they're like, well, you're going upstairs. You gotta put it. 631 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,560 Speaker 1: This isn't the time to put the orange jumpsuit on. 632 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,720 Speaker 1: So I'm like, and I'm starting to get more silver. 633 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,360 Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh no, I'm just a nice Jewish, 634 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,240 Speaker 1: Like I went from like this badass, like drunk guy. 635 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,160 Speaker 1: So they get me in the holding cell and it's 636 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,600 Speaker 1: a it's a square of like the biggest badass New 637 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,880 Speaker 1: Orleans criminals and then just me and my buddy Seth 638 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,000 Speaker 1: And how many guys are in this honestly like thirty 639 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,840 Speaker 1: guys and they're all in a square. So everyone that 640 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,560 Speaker 1: are being transferred to the orange suits, okay, from the 641 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,800 Speaker 1: holding cell to the jail. So you gotta take off 642 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,560 Speaker 1: your clothes that you're wearing to put on the orange jumpsuit. 643 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,760 Speaker 1: So everyone goes. They go stripped down to your boxers, 644 00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:01,200 Speaker 1: stripped down to your boxers. They say, I was free balling, 645 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:05,000 Speaker 1: which I would do in college. My my jeans really stank. 646 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,960 Speaker 1: They smelled like you know, if you just knew to 647 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,240 Speaker 1: the show. Andrew went through a really depressive and phase 648 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,959 Speaker 1: in college and didn't take care of himself and he 649 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,560 Speaker 1: barely does laundry now. And that's not offensive to you, 650 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,560 Speaker 1: but like you don't do it as much as like 651 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,960 Speaker 1: girls do. But I don't think any guys really do. Um, 652 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,720 Speaker 1: I put everything together, it's a it's a mashed potatoes 653 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,160 Speaker 1: and mistake. I'll go in and yeah, it's a Thanksgiving 654 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:31,920 Speaker 1: dinner in the Yeah, And that's why I got empty 655 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,320 Speaker 1: at the gravy tray after every time you use it 656 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:40,120 Speaker 1: a lot. I know, thank you. So you you were 657 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,560 Speaker 1: not like very you didn't take care of yourself at 658 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,400 Speaker 1: this time. I heard that you you go, you know, 659 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,040 Speaker 1: I think a lot of guys don't wear boxers in college, 660 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,840 Speaker 1: like with with their jeans, and I go, I don't 661 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,760 Speaker 1: think that's a thing. I don't know. I think it 662 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,720 Speaker 1: was like a rock and roll phase where you just like, 663 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,520 Speaker 1: you wear the jeans until they fucking turn in the 664 00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:00,000 Speaker 1: fucking trash. The reason you wear I realized where underwear 665 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,160 Speaker 1: when girls don't wear underwear and it's like sexy and 666 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,800 Speaker 1: they're wearing jeans and they're like, I'm not wearing anything. 667 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:07,200 Speaker 1: I'm like, then your your jeans are gonna smell like pussy, 668 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,600 Speaker 1: like you would never rewear under Then your jeans are 669 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,920 Speaker 1: your underwear. And now you're re wearing underwear. Do we 670 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,760 Speaker 1: do you understand what I'm saying? So it's like I 671 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,320 Speaker 1: think the idea to denim is thicker. So for some 672 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:21,600 Speaker 1: reason it works like stronger than underwear. Yes, it definitely 673 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,760 Speaker 1: does for sure, like and you can kind of maybe 674 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,360 Speaker 1: does it hides stains more. But you were getting pre 675 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:33,240 Speaker 1: come and like from your post come come during come DC, 676 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,360 Speaker 1: you were getting at all You're getting, you know, pissed 677 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,320 Speaker 1: when you didn't shake your dick off enough. You probably 678 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,080 Speaker 1: have little ship stains in there because you know you 679 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,280 Speaker 1: have there's streaks, I mean dirty dir jeans that you 680 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,600 Speaker 1: probably never I would say, you never washed fees. No 681 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:50,600 Speaker 1: they weren't, No, they just so. And then he kind 682 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,080 Speaker 1: of put it together that back in college he had 683 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,480 Speaker 1: a girlfriend that would like she only blew him one time, 684 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,080 Speaker 1: and we were talking about it. He brought it up 685 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,560 Speaker 1: to he was no or he said in a sixty 686 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,240 Speaker 1: nine she ever blew me, I was on top, Yeah, 687 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,720 Speaker 1: because she just couldn't get a weight. She wanted to 688 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,040 Speaker 1: do a seventy three, but like you, she wanted six 689 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:16,279 Speaker 1: out of here. She wanted to she wanted to call 690 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,040 Speaker 1: you want to call the cops across the street. So 691 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:25,520 Speaker 1: so you wish the girls that soup can when she 692 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:33,040 Speaker 1: opened up, I've gotten tun a can opener? Then what's 693 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:40,359 Speaker 1: it for? So then so then Andrew, Andrew said that 694 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,480 Speaker 1: one time we were talking about how like she never 695 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,759 Speaker 1: went down on him, which to me, like, if you're 696 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,080 Speaker 1: in a relationship, girl, I've heard of guys not going 697 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,920 Speaker 1: down on girls, and that's it's usually just because of 698 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:54,160 Speaker 1: the girls insecure, or the guy is just a just 699 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,879 Speaker 1: thinks it's I don't know, there's a or it could 700 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,640 Speaker 1: be like a smell thing and the guys too embarrassed 701 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,000 Speaker 1: to tell the girl and the girl doesn't know about it. 702 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,520 Speaker 1: But then we realized it was definitely because your dick 703 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:09,600 Speaker 1: was just a slopping around in those you know what 704 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,520 Speaker 1: I mean? It was bad under there, It was moldy there. 705 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,160 Speaker 1: He said that I loved that, you go, I remember 706 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,800 Speaker 1: when you pointed that out to me, Niki, Like, I 707 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,800 Speaker 1: always thought my girlfriend was like kind of a stingy, 708 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,520 Speaker 1: like didn't want to go down on me because she 709 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,320 Speaker 1: just liked but she was probably just like I didn't 710 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:28,319 Speaker 1: want to die. He didn't want to catch that was 711 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,879 Speaker 1: way too big. Yeah, and she had such a tiny 712 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:35,759 Speaker 1: little Andrew drops trou in this holding cell. And I'm 713 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:40,320 Speaker 1: the only one, only only only one not wearing boxers 714 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,320 Speaker 1: out of fucking forty guys. So there was like, and 715 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,480 Speaker 1: know what, you know, how insecure he is about the 716 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,400 Speaker 1: size of his penis, even though Andrew is definitely average 717 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:53,640 Speaker 1: at best. And and which is like fine, you know me, 718 00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,879 Speaker 1: I'm a girl that like hates when girls talk about 719 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,840 Speaker 1: I need a big dick. Guys need that big dicks. Like, 720 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,640 Speaker 1: if you're listening to the show and you a small dick, 721 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,400 Speaker 1: fucking I would date you. We could have a great relationship, 722 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:07,840 Speaker 1: and I would be so sexually satisfied. Let's stop saying that. Girls, Um, 723 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,680 Speaker 1: but so I but you you're someone who in the 724 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,880 Speaker 1: past has really compared yourself to other men's dicks and 725 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,319 Speaker 1: been like kind of obsessed with it. But guys know this. 726 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,440 Speaker 1: Every guy knows this. When you have to show your 727 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,520 Speaker 1: dick to cough during a physical, if you have to 728 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:24,400 Speaker 1: get naked in a shower with you and yeah, and 729 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:30,440 Speaker 1: because of that, your dick, it becomes less than a clip. Um, 730 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,680 Speaker 1: so you, I asked him, I go because this is 731 00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:37,839 Speaker 1: just there, by the way, it was cold in there, 732 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:42,319 Speaker 1: so much pressure spotlight on my dick, only warrant dick. 733 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,040 Speaker 1: You being the only naked guy with all these really 734 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,439 Speaker 1: rough and tough guys, thirty of them, including your friend, 735 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:52,240 Speaker 1: who is going to tell everyone about everybody, Like otherwise, 736 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,200 Speaker 1: if you were alone, it would be like you your 737 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,080 Speaker 1: story to keep um. But your friend sees you laughing 738 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,840 Speaker 1: at you. You never want to witness, and you have to. 739 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 Speaker 1: And I said, did you try to hide it? But 740 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,200 Speaker 1: you The cutest thing is he goes, I tried to 741 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,399 Speaker 1: hide it, but like also act like I wasn't trying 742 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,040 Speaker 1: to hide it. There's so much going on in his brain. 743 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,440 Speaker 1: It was like Katrina in your fucking brain. It was 744 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,399 Speaker 1: a storm. I'm like, I wish I could close down 745 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:21,600 Speaker 1: for an hour, but it was bad. I was like, yeah, 746 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,799 Speaker 1: I was like half covering, but a half. It's just 747 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,680 Speaker 1: like we have one minute to get to the new 748 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,520 Speaker 1: so anyway, So then they put me in the orange jumpsuit. 749 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,439 Speaker 1: I go into my own jail cell and I walk 750 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:35,160 Speaker 1: in and there's the biggest, baddest looking dude I've ever 751 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,680 Speaker 1: seen in my life. He was probably four or fifty pounds, 752 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,720 Speaker 1: black guy, probably six ft four, and he had mashed 753 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,719 Speaker 1: potatoes all over his face, and you know he was 754 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,839 Speaker 1: he wiped. Maybe it was he used your jeans as 755 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:50,359 Speaker 1: a napkin. I feel like his face looked like, yeah, 756 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,680 Speaker 1: the inside of your jeans when you say, actually just 757 00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:57,000 Speaker 1: like smears of white, you know, exactly like it. And 758 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,919 Speaker 1: then I was he said, he was like a sleeping bear, 759 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,200 Speaker 1: like you were like, oh my, I'm so scared. Was 760 00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,560 Speaker 1: so sheltered at the time from even like I didn't 761 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,280 Speaker 1: have that many black friends. And then you're in New Orleans, 762 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,160 Speaker 1: you're in jail. So then I'm like imagining the worst 763 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,560 Speaker 1: thing ever. So many on to him. So as soon 764 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:17,600 Speaker 1: as he starts um waking from his hibernation, he's kind 765 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,759 Speaker 1: of rolling coming out of looks at me, and he's 766 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,440 Speaker 1: like half sleep, and and I walked right up to 767 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,440 Speaker 1: the top. He's already looking at him when he opens 768 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,479 Speaker 1: the When the guy opens his eyes, Andrews already staring 769 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,480 Speaker 1: at him with his hand extended. I go, hi, there, 770 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:33,240 Speaker 1: I'm Andrew Collin. Name Hi, Hi sir, I'm Andrew Colin 771 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,600 Speaker 1: and he and he shakes his hand and I shake 772 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,840 Speaker 1: his hand and and he's like what is He fights 773 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,480 Speaker 1: things on like like an undercover cop. So it turns 774 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,480 Speaker 1: out that this guy got arrested for public in toxic 775 00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,839 Speaker 1: and he was so nice. They bonded. When Andrew gets out, 776 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,480 Speaker 1: he leaves behind the guy and what did you say 777 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,760 Speaker 1: to the guy. So we get along, we're talking about 778 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:57,200 Speaker 1: life whatever. I find out he's in there for public intoxication. 779 00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,920 Speaker 1: He goes, hey, man, I tried to call my wife. 780 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,640 Speaker 1: She didn't pick up. Here's my phone number. I was like, man, 781 00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,000 Speaker 1: I got you. My word is bond. He goes, I'm 782 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,839 Speaker 1: gonna call your wife. He goes, can you do one 783 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,799 Speaker 1: thing for me? Call my wife when you get out 784 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,919 Speaker 1: of here and let her know I'm okay and cook 785 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,879 Speaker 1: on it again and and then I'm going to reach 786 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,600 Speaker 1: out to her and like if she's worried about me, 787 00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,239 Speaker 1: And he goes, my word is bond. And then he 788 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,960 Speaker 1: went to a keg party and never followed up. And 789 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:25,920 Speaker 1: to me, I cannot, I am so potatoes. I think 790 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:31,800 Speaker 1: I get stabbed. Your word is bond, alright, it's it's gold. Bond. Yeah. Yeah, 791 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,759 Speaker 1: it is a powdery and it looks like if you 792 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,760 Speaker 1: put it on me, I look like a little bign yette. 793 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,640 Speaker 1: That story, now, there's so much more to tell because 794 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,960 Speaker 1: we got into it. But Andrew is a bottomless pit 795 00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:50,839 Speaker 1: of great stories. And I love how honest you are 796 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:54,480 Speaker 1: and how you'll tell every little detail of these stories 797 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,560 Speaker 1: that you just think most people would take to their grave. 798 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,600 Speaker 1: And you should have taken it because to your grave, 799 00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,879 Speaker 1: because you should have died back to so many times 800 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,040 Speaker 1: because of how you live. I should have got SEPs 801 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,160 Speaker 1: is from my jeans. Oh my god, I just found 802 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,960 Speaker 1: that with I know I did too. We just did 803 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,640 Speaker 1: we find that out yesterday. I asked you what you 804 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,719 Speaker 1: asked me, and I said, it's the blood poisoning, which 805 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,480 Speaker 1: I believe. It is like if you have an infectionate 806 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,279 Speaker 1: it goes into your body. You didn't look that. You 807 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,840 Speaker 1: didn't look that. I know. I just I'm guessing, but 808 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:28,759 Speaker 1: you know what. Let's get to the news first first. Yeah, yeah, everybody. Oh, 809 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,040 Speaker 1: I hope you had a great time. I hope you 810 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,320 Speaker 1: have a great weekend out there. Have all the swells 811 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,120 Speaker 1: and make sure you guys, if you're living in Texas 812 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:39,359 Speaker 1: where condom because you know, government shout out to people 813 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,440 Speaker 1: in Texas who are so ashamed of living in that 814 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:46,160 Speaker 1: state and feel like yeah, like I you know, people 815 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,000 Speaker 1: are like, are you going to cancel your Austin date? 816 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,399 Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I didn't even know, Like, yeah, 817 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,319 Speaker 1: you don't want to give the government's gonna make money 818 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,319 Speaker 1: off of my show? Do you want to support a 819 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,319 Speaker 1: government like a you don't want to keep entertainment away 820 00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,520 Speaker 1: from the people that actually don't, but you also want 821 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:03,320 Speaker 1: to incentive is people to take a stand against spend. 822 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,360 Speaker 1: I don't know. It's tough and the answer is no, 823 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:09,279 Speaker 1: I'm not canceling it. Um. Yeah, I donated to plan 824 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,799 Speaker 1: parenthood yesterday. If you have the money to give, um, 825 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,280 Speaker 1: there's so many charities out there, and it felt really good, 826 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,440 Speaker 1: Like it takes two seconds. You know. That's the thing 827 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:21,000 Speaker 1: where it's when you donate, it doesn't sometimes it's so 828 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,480 Speaker 1: fast because you just like all your information fills in 829 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,640 Speaker 1: on your phone and it's like boom, money just gone. 830 00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,719 Speaker 1: It doesn't feel as good as like putting the money 831 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:32,479 Speaker 1: in a tip jar taking it out, Like it's almost 832 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,640 Speaker 1: so quick that you do you know, because sometimes you 833 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,399 Speaker 1: buy things and it's so fast you don't realize you're 834 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,879 Speaker 1: spending the money. And that's good for capitalism, but like 835 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,520 Speaker 1: for philanthropy, you kind of want some tangible thing like 836 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:46,840 Speaker 1: I gave. And I will say that despite the transaction 837 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,440 Speaker 1: being so fast and I did it within seconds, I 838 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,960 Speaker 1: let it sink in that like I did something selfless. 839 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,520 Speaker 1: I used money that I could have used on a 840 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:57,719 Speaker 1: Sephora thing, um on that like I and I'm not 841 00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,799 Speaker 1: going to spend that money on something else, like it's 842 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,680 Speaker 1: not I do have a spendable money to be able 843 00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,480 Speaker 1: to do that, and I'm grateful for that. I just 844 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,440 Speaker 1: went to Planned Parenthood dot organ They I think they've 845 00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,560 Speaker 1: been sending me text because I donate to them monthly, 846 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,360 Speaker 1: but they send me texts of like fox sh it 847 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,839 Speaker 1: just went down. That's the only way I found out 848 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,880 Speaker 1: about it. I don't get bad news otherwise unless I 849 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,680 Speaker 1: get Nancy Pelosi writing me, Hey, it's Nancy. I'm always 850 00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:25,840 Speaker 1: like this this my aunt or Pelosi both are alright, 851 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:31,520 Speaker 1: what's the news? Uh? Dating apps are adding speaking of abortion? 852 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,840 Speaker 1: Uh no, But dating apps are adding new features to 853 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,640 Speaker 1: make the apps more than just mindless swiping. They're adding 854 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,080 Speaker 1: like all these different features of like video and shipped 855 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,480 Speaker 1: to keep you on the app. So they're trying to 856 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,920 Speaker 1: like almost become their own Facebook and keep you on 857 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,759 Speaker 1: there longer so then they get more advertisers. That's what 858 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,400 Speaker 1: every social media company is doing. Is your It's not 859 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,160 Speaker 1: your money, that is your time, it's your attention like 860 00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:00,239 Speaker 1: that that they want. It's your attention. They're going after 861 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,439 Speaker 1: your screen time, the hours you see on your phone. 862 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,799 Speaker 1: And I always forget that. I think, oh, as long 863 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,560 Speaker 1: as I'm not spending money, I'm not getting tricked. But 864 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,960 Speaker 1: it's not about that. It's about your time. And now, 865 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,520 Speaker 1: so what are they doing because I I want to 866 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,120 Speaker 1: get into a new app if you think about it, 867 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:17,000 Speaker 1: to like, especially if you don't pay for the app, 868 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,279 Speaker 1: like Bumble or whatever, you get like thirty swipes. What 869 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:25,200 Speaker 1: you're swiping in a matter of or whatever. There's a 870 00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,719 Speaker 1: limited number. So if you're swiping quick and you're only 871 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,800 Speaker 1: looking at the first photo, you're on there for two minutes. 872 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,560 Speaker 1: So they're on Bumble, especially in like a more rural 873 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:38,120 Speaker 1: rural that reminds me of that thirty rock play that 874 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,720 Speaker 1: Jenna is in. It's called the rural juror and everyone's 875 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,239 Speaker 1: she's like I'm doing a Liz, are you coming to 876 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:47,080 Speaker 1: my movie? And they're like yeah, she's like the rural 877 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:52,640 Speaker 1: juror and they're like ruger. Uh so in rural rural areas, 878 00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:59,359 Speaker 1: that word sucks. Um Bumble. The guys, the quality drops 879 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,560 Speaker 1: off after five, so it's like, I'm on there. That's 880 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:06,200 Speaker 1: true too. And also the next the last have a 881 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,760 Speaker 1: match with you, so you're like, oh, yeah, for girls, 882 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,120 Speaker 1: it's different. Oh yeah, that's a good point. Okay. Bumble 883 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,120 Speaker 1: has a new feature that let's users set up a 884 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,160 Speaker 1: virtual trivia date if they mattress someone. Kind of fun. 885 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,920 Speaker 1: They can also send voice memos to each other. Wait, 886 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,560 Speaker 1: let me pull up my Bumble right now and see 887 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,600 Speaker 1: if that's all happened. I used to pay for Bumble. 888 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:26,760 Speaker 1: Premium Tender has Swipe Night, a live interactive dating feature 889 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:30,000 Speaker 1: where singles follow a storyline together. At the end, they'll 890 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:33,160 Speaker 1: be able to talk about the story, analyze the different clues, 891 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:36,959 Speaker 1: and help solve the mystery together. Listen. This doesn't sound 892 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,080 Speaker 1: like it's going to take off, but at least they're trying. 893 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,879 Speaker 1: They should also have an app where you meet up 894 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,960 Speaker 1: to fuck. Oh this is interesting. Swipe right to see three. 895 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,040 Speaker 1: I'm on Bumble right now. It's a swipe right to 896 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:52,960 Speaker 1: see three short films inspired by real Bumble success stories. Um, 897 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,560 Speaker 1: that's kind of I would watch that. Actually. I like 898 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,759 Speaker 1: hearing about success stories that people who have met on 899 00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,480 Speaker 1: these apps, because U that's how people are meeting now. 900 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:05,600 Speaker 1: It's weird to meet if you're someone I know, if 901 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:09,759 Speaker 1: you're someone out there who just go is single and 902 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,840 Speaker 1: you are looking for a relationship or hook up or whatever, 903 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,400 Speaker 1: and you're like, I'm not going to do the apps. 904 00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,319 Speaker 1: Stop it I'm doing. I'm going back to that same 905 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,520 Speaker 1: thing I said the other day about people who say 906 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,320 Speaker 1: I can't meditate. My thoughts are I'm a person that 907 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,360 Speaker 1: really I have a lot of thoughts. I can't. I 908 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,399 Speaker 1: can't meditate. It's like you, everyone thinks that that's why 909 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,000 Speaker 1: you meditate. Everyone. You're not special. Even if you have 910 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,319 Speaker 1: the worst a d D, you can still meditate. You 911 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:37,400 Speaker 1: can still at least attempt to it. So if you're yes, exactly, 912 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,440 Speaker 1: you're not unique. Stop stop opting out of things because 913 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,280 Speaker 1: you're scared and embarrassed and feel like if someone sees 914 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,680 Speaker 1: me on him, someone sees you on bumble they're on 915 00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,440 Speaker 1: Bumble too. So I had this talk with one of 916 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,439 Speaker 1: my friends of like because she was like, I can't 917 00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,120 Speaker 1: do it. I just it's not for me. And I go, 918 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,840 Speaker 1: all you do, you complain about not being able to 919 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,440 Speaker 1: find a guy. Stop then then then sign up to 920 00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,640 Speaker 1: be alone because this is how it's happening, bitch with COVID, 921 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,080 Speaker 1: we're not going out anymore on socializing as much. But 922 00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,399 Speaker 1: also though, if you are on these dating sites, don't 923 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:09,160 Speaker 1: just stay on the dating site. Meet up in person. Yeah, 924 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,920 Speaker 1: I mean, you know what I mean. Yeah, I a 925 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,800 Speaker 1: bumble though. It's hard for me because I it requires 926 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:19,080 Speaker 1: the woman to make the first move and a lot 927 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,920 Speaker 1: of times, you know, I talked about this book getting 928 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,799 Speaker 1: to I Do about male and female energy and how 929 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,560 Speaker 1: you need to like lean into one or the other, 930 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,840 Speaker 1: and it's very a masculine energy thing for a woman 931 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,640 Speaker 1: to make the first move. There's a way to do 932 00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,200 Speaker 1: it on Bumble. I think that allows the man to 933 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:38,960 Speaker 1: still be in that position of uh, of a masculine energy. 934 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,960 Speaker 1: You can ask him something, what do you think about 935 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,839 Speaker 1: something that's a masculine question to ask, or you can 936 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:48,960 Speaker 1: say um, uh, let me know if you have or 937 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,480 Speaker 1: like you can there's got I don't know know what 938 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:58,040 Speaker 1: do you think? Wow? Also not taking like a masculine 939 00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:02,360 Speaker 1: world like you can by asking a question. Yeah, you're initial, 940 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,839 Speaker 1: you're initiating, but that doesn't mean you're like taking. Dr 941 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,719 Speaker 1: Pat Allen, who wrote Getting Too I Do, said never 942 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:11,120 Speaker 1: be the first to initiate, So I know, so I 943 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,759 Speaker 1: wonder what she would say, No, what do you think 944 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,000 Speaker 1: is a good um opening line? I would say that 945 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:19,239 Speaker 1: bumble is kind of like the invitation. So it's like 946 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,760 Speaker 1: when you're reaching out to the guy. First you're inviting 947 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,680 Speaker 1: him in and then he can take over and then 948 00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:28,480 Speaker 1: you can have like that role dynamic. You could just 949 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,640 Speaker 1: say hi, just say hi, or like a winky phase 950 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:35,400 Speaker 1: or something like that, because we're like eyes like like, 951 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,960 Speaker 1: because you're supposed to do a five seconds stay guy 952 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,640 Speaker 1: to talk to you exactly, Um, women aren't. If you 953 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,319 Speaker 1: want to be a you know, a guy to come 954 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,560 Speaker 1: up to you, uh and be a feminine energy woman, 955 00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:47,759 Speaker 1: you're supposed to give him a five seconds stare and 956 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,280 Speaker 1: stare at him for five seconds because that's without question, 957 00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:53,040 Speaker 1: he'll know that you're into him. So yeah, high or 958 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:58,480 Speaker 1: like just um, just like a little any like even 959 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,000 Speaker 1: a dot dot dot or something like to let him 960 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,279 Speaker 1: know that he has permission now to talk to you, 961 00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:08,040 Speaker 1: because hey, picking you up on Thursday at nine pm? 962 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,680 Speaker 1: Where something sexy A little bitch something like that that 963 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,799 Speaker 1: you should write a little um I wrote. Can I 964 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,719 Speaker 1: say when I wrote to a guy? Yeah, I said, Hi, 965 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,520 Speaker 1: you're one of the best looking men in St. Louis. Congrats, 966 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:25,680 Speaker 1: that's great. What do you think of that? Noah, very complimentary. 967 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,960 Speaker 1: It wasn't asking anything. It wasn't me like going came here. 968 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,640 Speaker 1: It was just like, this is a thing. This is 969 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:35,520 Speaker 1: just a truth. Here you go, here's a trophy. Yeah, 970 00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,520 Speaker 1: everyone wants a trophy. Yeah, and it's true. I mean 971 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,520 Speaker 1: bumble Like I said, bumble stacks the attractive people first, 972 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,480 Speaker 1: so you go, oh my god, this is like awesome, 973 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:49,800 Speaker 1: and then it drops off severely and it's just are matching, 974 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,439 Speaker 1: Like everyone's getting those same five people. So to get 975 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:57,319 Speaker 1: them to actually date you is very difficult. Not you, 976 00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,759 Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you know, someone not as hot. No, 977 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,560 Speaker 1: it's not about hotness. I think it's about well, apps 978 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:07,200 Speaker 1: are mainly about your your hotness, and that's unfortunate because 979 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,759 Speaker 1: it's there. I wish there was a way to like 980 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:14,880 Speaker 1: put your energy or like your phare on ted Lasso banter, 981 00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,480 Speaker 1: how witty you are. I'm doing I can do that 982 00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:27,480 Speaker 1: good impression of at least I'm trying of um of of. Yeah. Keiley, Well, 983 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:31,760 Speaker 1: she's like she kind of like talk like the little mouse. 984 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,440 Speaker 1: I think she's so hot and I really want to 985 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:38,319 Speaker 1: role play as her because I there's someone I've talked 986 00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,959 Speaker 1: to who I can tell is kind of her into 987 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,680 Speaker 1: her because when we've watched we're talking about ted Laso, 988 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,880 Speaker 1: I can just feel his energy being like kind of 989 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:47,880 Speaker 1: horny for her, And so I think I want to 990 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,680 Speaker 1: do it, Like I want to dress as her fairy 991 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,080 Speaker 1: Halloween or something, because she it's a good Halloween custom. 992 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:56,120 Speaker 1: And sometimes I just like, don't like this a brunette 993 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,600 Speaker 1: wig in bed. No, But I just got low lights, 994 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:03,160 Speaker 1: so I'm I'm getting there. Yeah, low lights sounds so 995 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,160 Speaker 1: funked up because it's like even highlights is blonde hair 996 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,839 Speaker 1: and low lights is brown hair. I mean, yeah, it's 997 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,760 Speaker 1: just a color spectrum. Man. Yeah, all right. Next story, 998 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:15,560 Speaker 1: a quick thinking UK teen rushes to save people trapped 999 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,920 Speaker 1: in a burning building and said she knew what to 1000 00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:24,480 Speaker 1: do because of her favorite Disney TV show, nine one one. Yeah, 1001 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,520 Speaker 1: I guess it's just people. Is this just cops? It's not. 1002 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,800 Speaker 1: It's not really a Disney it's it's just on Disney 1003 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,080 Speaker 1: plus Andrew. I'm not sure the network that does it. Oh, 1004 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,560 Speaker 1: nine one one is a um yeah, it's a drama show. 1005 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:41,080 Speaker 1: It's like a about cops, about like emergency services. Yeah. 1006 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,200 Speaker 1: I think that Colin Donald guy is on that show. No, 1007 00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,800 Speaker 1: that's Chicago Mad. But it's one of those shows, right, Okay, 1008 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,400 Speaker 1: I thought it was like cop kids. You thought it 1009 00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:50,759 Speaker 1: was like Kim Possible or like that's so raven. Yeah, 1010 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,440 Speaker 1: it's like people getting like shot and stabbed. But like 1011 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,880 Speaker 1: in cartoon for the Backyard of Cops. That was the 1012 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,560 Speaker 1: reference that you didn't hear the other day. Okay, alright. 1013 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,799 Speaker 1: Just a teen year old was walking her dog when 1014 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,200 Speaker 1: she noticed a burning smell, like her favorite TV show 1015 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:07,280 Speaker 1: about emergency services. She decided to investigate and found black 1016 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,920 Speaker 1: smoke coming out of the apartment building. She ran to 1017 00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,720 Speaker 1: her dad and got a camera. They got a camera, 1018 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,320 Speaker 1: They filmed the whole trailer and craft services, and she 1019 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:21,440 Speaker 1: just got her own show on Epcot bill. Okay, Disney 1020 00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:26,919 Speaker 1: Epcot minus. Okay, so low lights. Um, yeah, so her dad. 1021 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,080 Speaker 1: So they brought a ladder and so a bunch of 1022 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,120 Speaker 1: people got out on the ladder that they brought over. 1023 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:35,320 Speaker 1: So through watching a TV show she managed to figure 1024 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,799 Speaker 1: it out. I mean, I guess it's pretty ballsy to 1025 00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,759 Speaker 1: do something like that. I don't know if I would 1026 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:44,040 Speaker 1: do something like you, you would not do that. And 1027 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,840 Speaker 1: I don't know that you do it now you've done it, no, 1028 00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,839 Speaker 1: because you know what, I'm someone who and I'll say 1029 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,840 Speaker 1: this is like a really is a character flaw that 1030 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:55,920 Speaker 1: I'm working on. Like I'm someone who kind of falls 1031 00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:59,799 Speaker 1: for the bystander effect, which is, you know, Kitty Genovese 1032 00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:03,920 Speaker 1: was murdered in nine thirty or four maybe in the 1033 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,160 Speaker 1: fifties in New York and Brooklyn. Is a famous story. 1034 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,680 Speaker 1: She got stabbed by this guy on her way home 1035 00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,560 Speaker 1: from work, and she was screaming for help. And I 1036 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,480 Speaker 1: think it was like something like fifty people heard this 1037 00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,919 Speaker 1: woman shrieking for help, and they all assumed that someone 1038 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,120 Speaker 1: else was going to call for help, and so no 1039 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:20,279 Speaker 1: one did. And then the guy not only left her, 1040 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:24,080 Speaker 1: left her stabbed crying for help. She then got into 1041 00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:27,799 Speaker 1: a corridor and got safe, still screaming for help, and 1042 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:30,720 Speaker 1: he came back. He had time to come back because 1043 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,279 Speaker 1: and finish her off because no one did anything. And 1044 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:36,719 Speaker 1: so that was like the touchstone moment for people to 1045 00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:39,480 Speaker 1: be like, there's a problem with people turning a blind 1046 00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:41,800 Speaker 1: eye because they assume any someone else is going to 1047 00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,239 Speaker 1: handle it, and someone has to. And that's why when 1048 00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:47,680 Speaker 1: there is an emergency and you're someone who is taking initiative, 1049 00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:49,839 Speaker 1: and maybe someone fell on the street and you're over there, like, 1050 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,439 Speaker 1: you know, talking to them, you need to point at someone. 1051 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,560 Speaker 1: They say to point at someone, go you call nine, 1052 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,280 Speaker 1: because if you just scream call nine one one, everyone 1053 00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,480 Speaker 1: can guess, oh, that person's calling on one, but really 1054 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,000 Speaker 1: they're on their phone videoing it, you know, Like so 1055 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,479 Speaker 1: you're supposed to point and say you do it. I'm 1056 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:10,080 Speaker 1: someone who One time I was driving from St. Louis 1057 00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:13,720 Speaker 1: to Ku back home. It's across Missouri on Highway seventy 1058 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,279 Speaker 1: and in front of me was this pickup truck that 1059 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:20,840 Speaker 1: was hauling a U haul and something happened. It swerved 1060 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,680 Speaker 1: and it's it started flipping in the middle of the road, 1061 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,800 Speaker 1: and the the U haul of truck behind it was 1062 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,480 Speaker 1: doing like it was flipping together. It was like slow motion, 1063 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,400 Speaker 1: and I'm just too scared to see a dead body 1064 00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,480 Speaker 1: or like a crump. Like I just was too scared. 1065 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,680 Speaker 1: And there were cars behind me, and I was the 1066 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:40,200 Speaker 1: first car, like right behind it. I just went around it. 1067 00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,360 Speaker 1: I couldn't in that open road. I'll tell you that 1068 00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:47,240 Speaker 1: was a nice little stretch open road. No, I couldn't. 1069 00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,320 Speaker 1: I couldn't handle it. I wasn't prepared, like I was 1070 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,239 Speaker 1: at the point in my life where like I was 1071 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,200 Speaker 1: too selfish. I think, what could I do? You know 1072 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:57,560 Speaker 1: some of it Sometimes it's like it's I mean, that's 1073 00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,279 Speaker 1: an easy cop out, but it's like, what could I 1074 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,719 Speaker 1: have possibly done that? But that's true, I could have 1075 00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,160 Speaker 1: called nine one one even when I was driving. So 1076 00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:08,799 Speaker 1: now I have to make up for that in my life. 1077 00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:10,880 Speaker 1: And so when I do see things now, like I 1078 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:15,120 Speaker 1: saw a man like writhing in the side of the 1079 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:19,279 Speaker 1: writhing like writhing like kind of like rolling around on 1080 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,000 Speaker 1: the highway. I was driving the airport and he was 1081 00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,800 Speaker 1: just like in the side at the on the grass 1082 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,040 Speaker 1: and the highway in like kind of a ditch. And 1083 00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,360 Speaker 1: I knew because of the bising effect, people were going 1084 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,240 Speaker 1: to assume that there's so many cars on this highway, 1085 00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:31,879 Speaker 1: someone's going to call him about him. And my mom 1086 00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,200 Speaker 1: was in the car and I go, I'm calling nine 1087 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,080 Speaker 1: one one, and she was like, don't do that someone else, 1088 00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:36,960 Speaker 1: and I go, no, I have to make up for 1089 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,000 Speaker 1: that time, Like, that's that's my amends. You have to 1090 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,120 Speaker 1: make an amends for me for that, for Ash Potatoes. 1091 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,680 Speaker 1: You've gotta you gotta do something that you wouldn't have done. 1092 00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,399 Speaker 1: Put the good out there that you didn't for that guy, 1093 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:49,400 Speaker 1: and do a favor for someone like that. You need 1094 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,920 Speaker 1: to go and get arrested and say you'll call their wife. 1095 00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,239 Speaker 1: And then don't go to the cagar that I invite 1096 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,879 Speaker 1: you to to tempt you to test you, dude, don't 1097 00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,440 Speaker 1: test me with agar. You know me. All right, let's 1098 00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,239 Speaker 1: actually take a quick break and then we'll be back 1099 00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:11,799 Speaker 1: with our weekly sports moment. Alright, we're back. Um, let's 1100 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:15,239 Speaker 1: do our weekly segment where Andrew gets too indulge in 1101 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:18,640 Speaker 1: sharing a sports story that I could maybe care less about. 1102 00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:27,800 Speaker 1: But let's see, here's Andrew's weekly sports moment. The same 1103 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:30,919 Speaker 1: tone that your girlfriend had when she would, uh, take 1104 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,960 Speaker 1: off your pants when she blew me one time. Here's 1105 00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:41,120 Speaker 1: Andrew's yearly blow job. I honestly think you're gonna like 1106 00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,759 Speaker 1: this story because it's I usually do. I mean, I'm 1107 00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:46,000 Speaker 1: getting into sports, man. I love that about you. Now, 1108 00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:47,799 Speaker 1: I just got some roller blades. I'm going to get 1109 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:51,239 Speaker 1: into dampons or whatever I said yesterday Andrew, I'm getting 1110 00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:54,480 Speaker 1: into sports. I got rollerblades. And he's like, okay, well 1111 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,959 Speaker 1: that's not sports like roller blades. But I just thought 1112 00:55:58,040 --> 00:55:59,920 Speaker 1: you were, like you were talking about boxing. I was, 1113 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,560 Speaker 1: oh my god, she's gonna get in the football. We're 1114 00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:05,480 Speaker 1: gonna be able to talk about differently. Rollerblading, baby, and 1115 00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,719 Speaker 1: she's just rollerblading around the park, which I would do 1116 00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:12,000 Speaker 1: with you because I did rollerblade as a kid. Um. 1117 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:15,000 Speaker 1: ESPN Okay, listen to the story. So ESPN aired a 1118 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:19,560 Speaker 1: high school football game that had a fake team. Bishop 1119 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:24,760 Speaker 1: Sycamore to appears to have been just an online charter 1120 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:29,719 Speaker 1: school with a website that resembles worse than a tumbler blog. Right, 1121 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:33,000 Speaker 1: this is like Trump University that, yes, the head coach 1122 00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:37,280 Speaker 1: had an active arrest warrant for fraud, and the players 1123 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:40,000 Speaker 1: lost to a high school team zero. A lot of 1124 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,960 Speaker 1: the players on the team were like, and they had 1125 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,800 Speaker 1: like fake jerseys, the guys that just wanted to play 1126 00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,920 Speaker 1: football and a guy that wanted to be on ESPN. 1127 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:54,480 Speaker 1: And because people didn't do any bad, it just shows 1128 00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:56,680 Speaker 1: you that, like you just register as a school and 1129 00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:59,520 Speaker 1: if you have a website or anything, there's one person 1130 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:02,400 Speaker 1: maybe check it. She's having a rough day, her computer 1131 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:04,120 Speaker 1: is not loading. She's like, it's the real website. It's 1132 00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,640 Speaker 1: just down right now. And then like they were like, yeah, 1133 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,560 Speaker 1: we have a ton of D one team players aren't 1134 00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:11,279 Speaker 1: And so he's watching the game and you're seeing it 1135 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:14,840 Speaker 1: unravel on Twitter. I watched some of the game. Is 1136 00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:17,680 Speaker 1: it crazy? But you watch like people right on Twitter 1137 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:19,560 Speaker 1: like that's not a real school. And then you see 1138 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:22,240 Speaker 1: it coming into the announcers and then the announcers are like, 1139 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:26,959 Speaker 1: we can't verify any of these people being D one. 1140 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:31,920 Speaker 1: Isn't ESPN offshoot or was this ESPN? Like, oh, I 1141 00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:35,280 Speaker 1: don't know, it might have been Disney Plus but epcot 1142 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:38,080 Speaker 1: vill Yeah yeah, um it was pretty much main. But 1143 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:39,919 Speaker 1: so the team that they're playing is this team called 1144 00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:44,040 Speaker 1: IMG Academy who they recruit there in Florida. They recruit 1145 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,320 Speaker 1: you know about this team? Yeah, well I AMG is 1146 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:51,360 Speaker 1: like a huge sports agent like so that. So they 1147 00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,320 Speaker 1: this team is known, it's the best team in the 1148 00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,960 Speaker 1: country for high school, for high school. We're a big 1149 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:59,360 Speaker 1: high school football like you you follow it, I follow it. 1150 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,920 Speaker 1: So they recruit from everywhere, from all over the country. 1151 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,160 Speaker 1: So this team story, yeah, dude, because this team, like 1152 00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:08,720 Speaker 1: they finagled away to play the number one team in 1153 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:11,840 Speaker 1: the country. And it's just these guys were sharing helmets. 1154 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,880 Speaker 1: There was a video of a guy walking off and 1155 00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:18,080 Speaker 1: through his helmet to another guy. Because this is going 1156 00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:21,960 Speaker 1: to be a movie, Great Iron Gang or whatever, you like, 1157 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,040 Speaker 1: the Bad News Bears kind of I've never seen that movie, 1158 00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,360 Speaker 1: but just like a bunch of I said, it's Jesse 1159 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:31,840 Speaker 1: smell a fight school odd hilarious. So they lost fifty 1160 00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:35,040 Speaker 1: eight nothing through the throughout, Like the announcers were like, 1161 00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:37,360 Speaker 1: I think we're kind of worried about the safety of these, 1162 00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:41,200 Speaker 1: you know, these men that are playing, and like it 1163 00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:44,000 Speaker 1: was just it was such an amazing story of like 1164 00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:48,720 Speaker 1: you can bullshit your way because no one really everyone 1165 00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,120 Speaker 1: thinks there's no way I get on ESPN, they're gonna 1166 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:54,920 Speaker 1: check they're big. It's all confidence. It's all acting like 1167 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,240 Speaker 1: you belong there, and convincing people that they're wrong to 1168 00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,960 Speaker 1: even question you. I mean when I used to show 1169 00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:05,800 Speaker 1: uplift in like uh college, there was always I just 1170 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,960 Speaker 1: knew well when I got caught, I was walking out 1171 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,520 Speaker 1: of the store and the beeper went off. But like 1172 00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,800 Speaker 1: that happens sometimes when you didn't shoplift, you know, like 1173 00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:15,600 Speaker 1: it just there's something on your shirt that you're wearing. 1174 00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:19,240 Speaker 1: And whenever that happens, you just because you didn't see anything, 1175 00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:21,600 Speaker 1: you just go no, Like you kind of look at 1176 00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,880 Speaker 1: the cas and you go, I don't know, and they 1177 00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:28,240 Speaker 1: go go. You know, but when you have stolen something, 1178 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,920 Speaker 1: you the blood drains out of your face so quickly 1179 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,520 Speaker 1: you look like powder you know that movie right away 1180 00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:37,120 Speaker 1: and then they know. But like I know that really 1181 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:38,960 Speaker 1: good criminals like you know, catch me if you can. 1182 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:44,840 Speaker 1: That he just was. These people actually have, like do 1183 00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:47,400 Speaker 1: work to believe that they belong. So if you walk 1184 00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:49,400 Speaker 1: into a place confidently. I used to have a friend 1185 00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,240 Speaker 1: at one time she wanted to go to the gym 1186 00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:52,920 Speaker 1: with me. I was a member of l A Fitness 1187 00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:55,600 Speaker 1: she was visiting. She didn't she wasn't a member, and 1188 00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:57,640 Speaker 1: I went in and she was like I'm just gonna 1189 00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:59,560 Speaker 1: walk in with you, like I'll scare my card and 1190 00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,960 Speaker 1: walk in, don't I do this all the time. And 1191 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,800 Speaker 1: she's a person that like has so much confidence no 1192 01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:07,280 Speaker 1: one questions it. And I walked in with her and 1193 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,240 Speaker 1: I looked so guilty that they stopped and we're like, 1194 01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,400 Speaker 1: uh ma'am, like what are you doing? And she was 1195 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:16,960 Speaker 1: like you fucking just act cool? And I'm like, I can't. 1196 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:20,320 Speaker 1: I can't be that confident. Well, I do think there's 1197 01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:23,280 Speaker 1: there's a one. There's a level of confidence too. There's 1198 01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:25,800 Speaker 1: a level of the employee doesn't really give a ship 1199 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,440 Speaker 1: so like we think, oh, they would catch us, but 1200 01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,600 Speaker 1: they really don't care that there's like there's a balance 1201 01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:35,800 Speaker 1: there of them not caring either yes yes, but like 1202 01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:38,480 Speaker 1: YESPN Like I don't know, I don't know how many 1203 01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:40,840 Speaker 1: teams actually wants to play against I AMG because they 1204 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:44,439 Speaker 1: are that good, you're gonna look like ship. So there's 1205 01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:47,040 Speaker 1: like teams that are like number one in Ohio that 1206 01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:50,560 Speaker 1: will play I MG and lose by forty points. And 1207 01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,600 Speaker 1: think about if you're this, you know, it's like a 1208 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,200 Speaker 1: big fish in a small pond. And then you come 1209 01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,000 Speaker 1: to New York City, and you're definitely going to be 1210 01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,080 Speaker 1: a movie. I mean someone has bought the rights of 1211 01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:01,520 Speaker 1: this story without question. Yeah, why Will Smith or someone 1212 01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:05,520 Speaker 1: is going to do this? I can't wait for it? Right, 1213 01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:14,680 Speaker 1: so good. Let's get to fan Trax. Alright. This is 1214 01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:17,800 Speaker 1: our weekly segment where we go through our fan mail. Um, 1215 01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,440 Speaker 1: and we call it fan Trax because people used to 1216 01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,200 Speaker 1: send anthrax to the mail and we don't really know 1217 01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:24,200 Speaker 1: what we're gonna get sometimes. But this is our fans 1218 01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:27,080 Speaker 1: writing in leaving us voice messages, which the link to 1219 01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:29,840 Speaker 1: that to leave us a voice memo is in our 1220 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,440 Speaker 1: bio on our Instagram page, which you have to request 1221 01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,400 Speaker 1: access to because it's private. Nikki Glazer Pod, let's get 1222 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:39,600 Speaker 1: to him, Noah, alright, first one is Brandy. I had 1223 01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:42,919 Speaker 1: to stop the podcast and leave up fan Trax immediately. 1224 01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:47,520 Speaker 1: I'm going to your show by myself in Denber and 1225 01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:52,680 Speaker 1: absolutely love the idea of other besties hanging out like 1226 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:56,960 Speaker 1: all of us together. I believe it's the second show. 1227 01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:00,680 Speaker 1: Maybe we could all grab drinks or dinner beforehand. Um, 1228 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:05,520 Speaker 1: I'll give a post in the reddit. Awesome, Well, there 1229 01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:07,280 Speaker 1: we go. I just said that they should make a 1230 01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:10,240 Speaker 1: subreddit for NICKI Glazer pod. So she's gonna leave a 1231 01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:12,280 Speaker 1: post in the Nicky Glazer reddit, which I don't go 1232 01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:15,400 Speaker 1: to anymore, but um, Brandy is going to put that's 1233 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,120 Speaker 1: from Brandy. Brandy is going to post there. So if 1234 01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:19,720 Speaker 1: you are also going to the Denver show, UM, join 1235 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,720 Speaker 1: her and maybe you guys can meet up and have 1236 01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:24,040 Speaker 1: a new friend and we'll put we'll post in our 1237 01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:27,920 Speaker 1: story on Nicky Glazer the story. UM. But I do 1238 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,680 Speaker 1: want them to make a subreddit. Brandy, thank you so 1239 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:31,320 Speaker 1: much for going to the Denver show. I do have 1240 01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:34,200 Speaker 1: to say that night, I want to warn people in 1241 01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:38,520 Speaker 1: Denver ahead of time that will be I will be 1242 01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:42,520 Speaker 1: recording something that night that I'll be recording my special 1243 01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:44,440 Speaker 1: that night. I'm not going to say who for, but 1244 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:47,720 Speaker 1: I'm recording a new hour stand up special and it 1245 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,560 Speaker 1: will be that night in Denver. Both shows. No, I 1246 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,760 Speaker 1: hope you can be there to um uh. Andrew will 1247 01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:58,400 Speaker 1: certainly be there and that um. Those shows usually I 1248 01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:01,120 Speaker 1: do like an hour and twenty minutes or like up 1249 01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,720 Speaker 1: to two hours of material. Unfortunately, on those shows I 1250 01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:06,000 Speaker 1: will have to keep it at a tight hour, but 1251 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:09,720 Speaker 1: I promise you it will be a very good, refined 1252 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,919 Speaker 1: hour and so I just want to give a heads 1253 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,640 Speaker 1: up for that if you're like, it was only an hour, 1254 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:16,000 Speaker 1: but it will be a you know, a TV taping 1255 01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:19,160 Speaker 1: and if you have good enough seats, um, and we're 1256 01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:22,280 Speaker 1: gonna do crowd shots wids, you know, so you'll maybe 1257 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,880 Speaker 1: see yourself, maybe wear something bright so you can pick 1258 01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:29,520 Speaker 1: yourself out, have a sign that will tell you to 1259 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:32,800 Speaker 1: hold down during the taping. Note, but it's going to 1260 01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:37,960 Speaker 1: be spectacular and a really fun night. And Andrew unfortunately 1261 01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:40,200 Speaker 1: don't know that if you'll be performing that night, but 1262 01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:45,280 Speaker 1: you'll be there. And so if bests are looking forward 1263 01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:46,520 Speaker 1: to seeing Andrew that night, I just want to give 1264 01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,280 Speaker 1: you ends up he might not be performing that night 1265 01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:51,479 Speaker 1: because I kind of just need a guy that does 1266 01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:53,960 Speaker 1: you know, that pumps the crowd up in that way. 1267 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,880 Speaker 1: And although you're really good at it, like I need. 1268 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:59,600 Speaker 1: I've done too many specials where I just have a 1269 01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:01,280 Speaker 1: funny person in front of me and it needs to 1270 01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:03,400 Speaker 1: be more nuts and bolts of like, here's how a 1271 01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:07,120 Speaker 1: taping works, guys. So I'm trying to work away for 1272 01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:09,840 Speaker 1: you to do a set and make an appearance. But um, 1273 01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:12,400 Speaker 1: I'm really excited to tape in Denver, and it's one 1274 01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,840 Speaker 1: of my favorite cities to perform in and I'm doing 1275 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,400 Speaker 1: it at them. I think it's what is it called Paramount, 1276 01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:19,280 Speaker 1: The Paramount, Yes, that's I thought I had it wrong, 1277 01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:22,680 Speaker 1: the Paramount Theater, which is beautiful and it's gonna be Yeah. 1278 01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,360 Speaker 1: So if you if you want to get tickets to 1279 01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:26,880 Speaker 1: those shows, I think there's still some available. You can 1280 01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:29,640 Speaker 1: be on camera and uh, it'll be a special night 1281 01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:31,640 Speaker 1: and I hope to film some like theater shots from 1282 01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:34,400 Speaker 1: outside people getting excited about it. Who knows what will 1283 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,280 Speaker 1: make the final cut, but thank you. Let's get to 1284 01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,320 Speaker 1: the next fan t Rex. Did you want to read 1285 01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:40,880 Speaker 1: one from your messages? Yes? Okay, so this one was 1286 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:44,760 Speaker 1: really good today and this one's a little bit like 1287 01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:47,600 Speaker 1: my defense. Cockles went up, so I said, hey Nikki, 1288 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:52,760 Speaker 1: this is from Stutty. Hey Nikki, I listen to your podcast. Ever, 1289 01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:54,919 Speaker 1: I listened to your podcast after a very long time. 1290 01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,760 Speaker 1: I took hiatus from you because you mispronounced and made 1291 01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:59,880 Speaker 1: fun of my name once on your old podcast, But 1292 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,280 Speaker 1: I started missing your comedy and content and came back 1293 01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:04,680 Speaker 1: to it recently. I listened to one where you cried 1294 01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:07,080 Speaker 1: and received hate mails for taking a d d meds, 1295 01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:08,840 Speaker 1: and I wanted to say, I'm so sorry you received 1296 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:11,800 Speaker 1: such unsolicited opinions from people. Please continue to be you 1297 01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:14,919 Speaker 1: invulnerable with us, your audience. No one should be telling 1298 01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,520 Speaker 1: you what to put in your body. Lovett big fan, 1299 01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:22,840 Speaker 1: Stutti stuti um, and I wrote to her saying, you know, 1300 01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:25,320 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I made fun of your name and 1301 01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:28,320 Speaker 1: made made you feel like that. I I can't imagine 1302 01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:30,439 Speaker 1: that that was my intent, but like it doesn't matter 1303 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,919 Speaker 1: what my intent was, like you and felt that way, 1304 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,400 Speaker 1: and I'm so sorry I made you feel that way. 1305 01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:37,560 Speaker 1: And will you tell me how to pronounce your name 1306 01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:40,560 Speaker 1: so I can get it right? And so it's uh Stutti. 1307 01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:43,720 Speaker 1: And I'm so grateful that you gave me another chance 1308 01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,120 Speaker 1: and that um and that you're back on board, and 1309 01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:49,360 Speaker 1: thank you so much for writing such a lovely message 1310 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:52,280 Speaker 1: that is you know, makes me feel and that that 1311 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,040 Speaker 1: was kind of like the same kind of message I 1312 01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:57,280 Speaker 1: got from so many people after last week's shows of 1313 01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:03,480 Speaker 1: just just so sweet and um like what. I just 1314 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:06,400 Speaker 1: can't say enough how much I appreciate it. I didn't 1315 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:09,120 Speaker 1: ever think that I could be so grateful for fans. 1316 01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:12,840 Speaker 1: I really just I didn't know this, And can I 1317 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:15,360 Speaker 1: tell you one of my life worth living? Yeah, I 1318 01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:18,200 Speaker 1: play one more. I think this is just because of 1319 01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:21,400 Speaker 1: her profession, it's important. Hi Nikki. UM, my name is 1320 01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:24,920 Speaker 1: Meg and I'm calling from Chicago. UM. I was just 1321 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:30,800 Speaker 1: listening to the speeding in Amnity Zone episode and the 1322 01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:35,080 Speaker 1: end and the beginning. UM, you talking about these dad 1323 01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:38,160 Speaker 1: comments on Reddit really got to me. Um. I actually 1324 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,640 Speaker 1: subscribed to the reddit. I'm actually the one who created 1325 01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:42,720 Speaker 1: the kiss ub reddit, so I spent a lot of 1326 01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:45,960 Speaker 1: time on there and I know exactly what you're talking about. 1327 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,680 Speaker 1: And I'm not trying to bring it up again or 1328 01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:51,200 Speaker 1: make you think about it more try attention to it. 1329 01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:55,640 Speaker 1: But UM, I'm I actually am. I'm a therapist in 1330 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:58,240 Speaker 1: real life and my day to day job, and I 1331 01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,160 Speaker 1: just want to tell you that it's ok to be 1332 01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:04,480 Speaker 1: sad into like her even though your life is good. 1333 01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:06,520 Speaker 1: And that's something that I've struggled with and that I 1334 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,560 Speaker 1: work on with my own clients a lot. Is like 1335 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:12,800 Speaker 1: recognizing your own pain, because like, life is hard and 1336 01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:17,120 Speaker 1: UM suffering as part of it, and there's no nobody 1337 01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:20,080 Speaker 1: gets a free pass from that unfortunately. UM, no matter 1338 01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:22,120 Speaker 1: how much money how much faining how popular you are. 1339 01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:25,800 Speaker 1: Nobody gets UM an easy ride. So I just want 1340 01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:28,320 Speaker 1: to validate that for you. And I mean, if people 1341 01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:31,240 Speaker 1: were writing that stuff abound myself about me N read it. 1342 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,320 Speaker 1: I mean I want to cry thinking about it, because 1343 01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:35,560 Speaker 1: I think we're all still like that little eight year 1344 01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:39,000 Speaker 1: old inside or fifteen year old um inside, and we 1345 01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:41,720 Speaker 1: also have our insecurities and it's just like it's painful 1346 01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:46,960 Speaker 1: no matter what. She's so sweet. What was her name again, Megan? Megan? 1347 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:50,240 Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you so much, UM for that. 1348 01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:54,080 Speaker 1: And it's like almost just made me cry again. You 1349 01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:57,840 Speaker 1: are so when when therapists listened to the show. I 1350 01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:00,960 Speaker 1: have a lot of therapist fans, actually, and it's that 1351 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:05,280 Speaker 1: means so much. It's so validating to me, UM that 1352 01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:08,320 Speaker 1: they enjoy the show, because those are highly empathetic and like, 1353 01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:18,080 Speaker 1: you know, smart people, emotionally intent. You should money back. 1354 01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:22,120 Speaker 1: That's so funny. I I really appreciate that, Megan, Like, God, 1355 01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:25,160 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. You know what that means to me. 1356 01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:27,240 Speaker 1: And I think a lot of people, I hope a 1357 01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:29,559 Speaker 1: lot of people listen to that just now and and 1358 01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,519 Speaker 1: stopped doing the thing of like, oh what do I 1359 01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:34,840 Speaker 1: have to complain about my life is good, or like 1360 01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:36,679 Speaker 1: you might have people telling you that in your own 1361 01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:39,080 Speaker 1: life and they're wrong, you're right, Like who did I 1362 01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:41,080 Speaker 1: read about last night that has the best life? And 1363 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:43,040 Speaker 1: they were sad and I was. I kind of started 1364 01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:46,719 Speaker 1: to have those thoughts, and then I remembered, like, no, everyone, 1365 01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:49,439 Speaker 1: no matter how good your life isn't Megan Marco wanted 1366 01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:54,360 Speaker 1: to kill herself. Megan Marco was suicidal and was about 1367 01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:57,680 Speaker 1: to be was pregnant. Was you know, I don't think 1368 01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:03,200 Speaker 1: she's Yeah, that's one of the leading sometimes suicide. Um 1369 01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:06,720 Speaker 1: can you imagine I'm just kidding Gingers, Yes, gingers are 1370 01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:11,800 Speaker 1: Actually I'm very into them. Yeah. Um, So I just 1371 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:13,920 Speaker 1: want to say that was super nice and thank you 1372 01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:17,120 Speaker 1: for creating the kiss subreddit, which I follow on my 1373 01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:19,240 Speaker 1: secret account, and I'm always wanting to post stuff, but 1374 01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:21,719 Speaker 1: I feel like people I'm gonna out myself. But sometimes 1375 01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:24,040 Speaker 1: I log into the Nikki Glazer one to up vote 1376 01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:27,040 Speaker 1: stuff and and comment and let's keep let's keep populating 1377 01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,360 Speaker 1: that account with because someone the other day I could 1378 01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:32,040 Speaker 1: on my on my own Nikki Glazer because the guy 1379 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,559 Speaker 1: was wearing his shirt that said I lubricate my a 1380 01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:38,400 Speaker 1: R fifteen with liberal tears and he was like walking 1381 01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:42,360 Speaker 1: like with this dump gate and he he like passed 1382 01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:44,360 Speaker 1: by a car and was like thank you, baby, he 1383 01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:46,559 Speaker 1: said to the woman driving, and then his two buddies 1384 01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:48,920 Speaker 1: following him were like, dude, your shirt. I can't get 1385 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,479 Speaker 1: over your shirt. And he's just the leader of the 1386 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:53,280 Speaker 1: back it is. I have to post. I'm gonna go 1387 01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,200 Speaker 1: post it on on the subredit because it deserves it's 1388 01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:59,120 Speaker 1: it deserves a hall of fame. In the kiss up 1389 01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:01,000 Speaker 1: like it was the kiss thing I've ever seen, but 1390 01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:04,120 Speaker 1: I said in my story and I posted and someone 1391 01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:05,960 Speaker 1: guy goes, what is that noise you're making at the end? 1392 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:09,559 Speaker 1: And I go, he goes, it seems like I want 1393 01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:11,360 Speaker 1: to get mad at it because he this guy was 1394 01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:13,519 Speaker 1: a guy that liked that guy's shirt. And he goes, 1395 01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:15,160 Speaker 1: I like that guy's shirt and I was like it's 1396 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:16,840 Speaker 1: and he goes, but what does that sound you're making? 1397 01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:19,559 Speaker 1: And I go, go look at the I go go 1398 01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:22,960 Speaker 1: to the subreddit and it will explain everything. So Megan, 1399 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,000 Speaker 1: thank you for giving me a shortcut to send people. 1400 01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:26,720 Speaker 1: And he wrote back and he goes, yeah that was 1401 01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:29,280 Speaker 1: He was like, there's a word now to describe so 1402 01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:31,240 Speaker 1: many things in my life. So if you're new to 1403 01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:33,559 Speaker 1: the show, because a word that you can go find 1404 01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:35,920 Speaker 1: the definition of by going to the subreddit c o 1405 01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:40,320 Speaker 1: u h LK, and you could use any tears to lubricate. 1406 01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:44,839 Speaker 1: I wish I would have said something to him like, um, 1407 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:46,960 Speaker 1: like I wanted to say something like, it's so cool 1408 01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:49,000 Speaker 1: my tears are going to use man, Like I want 1409 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:51,679 Speaker 1: to say something to him like I wish a jerk store. 1410 01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,920 Speaker 1: I had a jerk store moment um and I didn't 1411 01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:55,519 Speaker 1: even come up with a good comeback. No, what is 1412 01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:58,000 Speaker 1: there any more fan trax? There's an endless amount. But 1413 01:10:58,040 --> 01:11:03,599 Speaker 1: I really want to share this mispronunciation. Mispronunciation story. How 1414 01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:08,200 Speaker 1: ironic don't you think? Okay, it's from Sydney. Hey, you know, 1415 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:12,639 Speaker 1: Drew Ki, this is Sydney from New Jersey. I am 1416 01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:17,880 Speaker 1: calling with a mispronunciation. So in college I took a 1417 01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:22,759 Speaker 1: class on human trafficking. Um kind of a dark origin 1418 01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:27,040 Speaker 1: story for this mispronunciation, but basically, there was only a 1419 01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:29,240 Speaker 1: couple of men in the class and one of them 1420 01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:34,240 Speaker 1: was giving a presentation on female genital mutilation and he 1421 01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:38,599 Speaker 1: was kind of doing a rundown of the various kinds 1422 01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:42,120 Speaker 1: of f gm um. So he was describing the various 1423 01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:46,120 Speaker 1: parts of the vagina, and he kept using this word 1424 01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:49,280 Speaker 1: that had us all stumped. He kept calling it the 1425 01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:53,760 Speaker 1: labia mahora and he kept using this word, and all 1426 01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:55,360 Speaker 1: the women in the class are kind of looking around 1427 01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:58,920 Speaker 1: talking about what is the labya mahorra. That's not a thing. 1428 01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:02,360 Speaker 1: And eventually, like at the very end of the presentation, 1429 01:12:02,439 --> 01:12:04,920 Speaker 1: the professor chimed in and was like just letting you know, 1430 01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:10,679 Speaker 1: it's pronounced labia majora. Turns out this guy thinks that 1431 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:16,880 Speaker 1: it is in Spanish, hence the mohora. Anyway, that's my 1432 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:24,720 Speaker 1: miss pronunciation. Um I a Jewish and squirt squirt, Yeah, 1433 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:30,360 Speaker 1: sitting the bath a calm voice. God, I could listen 1434 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:35,960 Speaker 1: to her talk for an hour about human female general mutilation. Yeah, 1435 01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:38,439 Speaker 1: I could listen to girl talk about anything. It's certain 1436 01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:42,360 Speaker 1: like I thought it was a football school Florida and 1437 01:12:42,479 --> 01:12:43,880 Speaker 1: she said that. I go, oh, we're back on the 1438 01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:46,439 Speaker 1: sports thing. Um No, that's a that's a great one. 1439 01:12:46,479 --> 01:12:48,840 Speaker 1: I love that that guy like took That's like when 1440 01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:53,000 Speaker 1: people say like, oh, I'm gonna I'll get the bean 1441 01:12:53,080 --> 01:13:00,960 Speaker 1: burrito with extra cheese and U and you're like, but 1442 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,800 Speaker 1: that guy was just trying to be like, how do 1443 01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:06,120 Speaker 1: you spell it? Because A J A, so anything that 1444 01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:09,719 Speaker 1: ends within A might give it. A Spanish thing makes sense, 1445 01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:12,400 Speaker 1: like a female thing. It's like in the World War, 1446 01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:15,599 Speaker 1: isn't it. So that's probably sounded right to him when 1447 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:19,759 Speaker 1: he was talking about women who are have f GM, 1448 01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:24,200 Speaker 1: because that's all based on people thinking. I don't know 1449 01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:28,599 Speaker 1: what it's based on. Final thought. Yeah, I like Sydney 1450 01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:30,439 Speaker 1: because she goes it's starting off on like a really 1451 01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:33,200 Speaker 1: dark thing. That's like what this podcast is. We go 1452 01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:35,479 Speaker 1: to dark places and like find the light in them. 1453 01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:37,120 Speaker 1: So I like that. What did you like about it? No? 1454 01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:41,479 Speaker 1: I just love when I hear these mispronunciations. And I 1455 01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:47,080 Speaker 1: don't know exactly what I was just like which word 1456 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:49,639 Speaker 1: is wrong? Like and like and like I know that 1457 01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:52,479 Speaker 1: you are knowing that I don't, like I could feel, 1458 01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:55,440 Speaker 1: but I don't. I thought you would know it. Majora 1459 01:13:55,800 --> 01:14:01,800 Speaker 1: um is a minora? Yeah, yeah, um, I have I 1460 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:05,840 Speaker 1: have eight of them. Yeah, I got a lot going 1461 01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:09,439 Speaker 1: on down there. Someone said to me yesterday on a 1462 01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:11,600 Speaker 1: d M. They were like, I also have a castanza 1463 01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:14,400 Speaker 1: wallet um And I was like what is that? And 1464 01:14:14,439 --> 01:14:16,880 Speaker 1: I realized I think I made that joke before, or 1465 01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:18,479 Speaker 1: maybe you did. I don't know who made the joke, 1466 01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:22,960 Speaker 1: like like my vagina is like, uh yeah, I forget 1467 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,360 Speaker 1: where If you're listening, will you tell me where you 1468 01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,639 Speaker 1: heard me make that reference because I don't remember where, 1469 01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:29,320 Speaker 1: and if it's mine, I need to put it in 1470 01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:33,280 Speaker 1: a special because that's really funny because Castanza on Seinfeld 1471 01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:37,000 Speaker 1: packed his wallet and it was just gigantic. But um, 1472 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,840 Speaker 1: but do you know, do you know the difference between 1473 01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:42,360 Speaker 1: the manora and majora? I mean, I would guess, and 1474 01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:45,600 Speaker 1: George's bigger. That's the one that's like the outer lips, 1475 01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:48,120 Speaker 1: like the ones that um kind of like you know 1476 01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:49,960 Speaker 1: when a girl, I believe this, when a girl just 1477 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:53,599 Speaker 1: has like a just a lot. It's those two sides, 1478 01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:57,000 Speaker 1: you know. And then the minora is the lips that 1479 01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:59,200 Speaker 1: kind of will stick out if someone has like a 1480 01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:03,800 Speaker 1: little bit more going on, like me. My minora look 1481 01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:07,800 Speaker 1: like little um tabs that you might put as a bookmark, 1482 01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:10,759 Speaker 1: like if you're a very organized person, like a little 1483 01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:13,880 Speaker 1: They look like a little like Ferret's tongue, like a 1484 01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:16,120 Speaker 1: little puppy talk. They look like puppy tongues and they 1485 01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:19,760 Speaker 1: feel like puppy tongues. I love my pus Now. I 1486 01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:21,840 Speaker 1: used to like hate. I used to want to get 1487 01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:25,040 Speaker 1: those cut off and made into a key chain. Um. 1488 01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:28,800 Speaker 1: But now I like love them and I feel like 1489 01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:31,080 Speaker 1: they're so like soft. I like, I'm always just like, oh, 1490 01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:33,960 Speaker 1: the little puppy tongues and um. And then there's the 1491 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:37,439 Speaker 1: littoral hood, which is like the kind of bubblegummy like 1492 01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:41,080 Speaker 1: chewed gum thing that's on top of your clip. I 1493 01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:44,080 Speaker 1: mean that thing. It's a great thing because it lets 1494 01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:45,880 Speaker 1: you know where to clit is. Some girls don't have 1495 01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:48,920 Speaker 1: the hood, so you don't even know what to but 1496 01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:52,680 Speaker 1: it might not be like as a parent, I think 1497 01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:55,640 Speaker 1: the girls definitely have a hood. I like, I like 1498 01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:58,920 Speaker 1: a hood. I have a little um bar that pops 1499 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,040 Speaker 1: up so you can hold it up up like you're changing. 1500 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,840 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, you know that bar that like tucks in. 1501 01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:05,800 Speaker 1: You gotta find it and you I guess the hood 1502 01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:08,040 Speaker 1: is like the foreskin for a man when I show 1503 01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:16,400 Speaker 1: you something. Actually we're about okay, So Nikki is going 1504 01:16:16,439 --> 01:16:19,120 Speaker 1: to her room, which is about six ft away from here, 1505 01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:21,240 Speaker 1: giving a little play by play. She's coming back in. 1506 01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:23,439 Speaker 1: She's coming to sit down. She's about to show a 1507 01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:26,840 Speaker 1: key chain. I did clean this with a sex toy 1508 01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:29,800 Speaker 1: cleaner that I got from Love Honey. Um, it's just 1509 01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:32,240 Speaker 1: a spray cleaner, so it is disinfected, and I want 1510 01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:35,439 Speaker 1: everyone to know that this what do you think that is? Look? 1511 01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:37,920 Speaker 1: Would tell me what what that looks like to and 1512 01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:44,880 Speaker 1: just you could. I cleaned it Andrew, Um, it's either 1513 01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:47,160 Speaker 1: a wind chime. We'll look at play with it a 1514 01:16:47,160 --> 01:16:49,200 Speaker 1: little bit, like what is that little thing on it 1515 01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:54,240 Speaker 1: at the top. It looks like barbecue tongs for a barbie. Yeah, 1516 01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:55,760 Speaker 1: I mean, and then there's a little ring at the 1517 01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:59,439 Speaker 1: top that goes that slides down it to hold the 1518 01:16:59,479 --> 01:17:01,680 Speaker 1: tongs in place, like if you were to it's like 1519 01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:07,719 Speaker 1: pretty much barbecue sounding. Um no, but that's a really 1520 01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:12,599 Speaker 1: really um so what does it? Just describe it? For me? 1521 01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:16,760 Speaker 1: It just reminds me of tweezers with two rubber ends 1522 01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:18,960 Speaker 1: on the end. So I feel like there's something to pick, 1523 01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:21,400 Speaker 1: like you're picking something. So maybe you're picking your hood 1524 01:17:21,439 --> 01:17:23,599 Speaker 1: up to see the clip or something. Um, that's not 1525 01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:27,599 Speaker 1: a bad guess. It is called a click total clamp. 1526 01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:29,920 Speaker 1: And I didn't know what it was. I just saw 1527 01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:33,160 Speaker 1: it when I was perusing the Love Honey website. And 1528 01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:37,080 Speaker 1: I have problems sometimes my if I'm like having sex 1529 01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:43,280 Speaker 1: or like hooking up, my click like burrows inside and like, yeah, 1530 01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:47,479 Speaker 1: it's like the clips covered by like skin, like you 1531 01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:48,920 Speaker 1: lift up the hood and then there's a clip, but 1532 01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:51,000 Speaker 1: it's like there's skin on top. And sometimes my click 1533 01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:53,880 Speaker 1: like the nerves like suck back into my body. If 1534 01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:57,160 Speaker 1: anyone knows about this, please let me know like what 1535 01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:59,559 Speaker 1: could be happening, because sometimes I just cannot find it 1536 01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:01,439 Speaker 1: if they and then they can't find it. But the 1537 01:18:01,479 --> 01:18:04,920 Speaker 1: other night, I was like, I found this thing, and 1538 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,920 Speaker 1: I online, I go, this has got to be something 1539 01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:09,320 Speaker 1: that like holds it in place. And I put this 1540 01:18:09,400 --> 01:18:11,880 Speaker 1: thing on and I like I made it so it 1541 01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:15,559 Speaker 1: like was between this and like was so it couldn't 1542 01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:18,640 Speaker 1: resss because I always find it initially and then when 1543 01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:22,120 Speaker 1: I started getting turned on, it hides away. Yeah, and 1544 01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:26,320 Speaker 1: it held it in place. It's almost like surgical. And um, 1545 01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:28,400 Speaker 1: if you're a girl that experiences that, a clip claimp 1546 01:18:28,439 --> 01:18:31,519 Speaker 1: is good, be very careful though, because it I've never 1547 01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:33,840 Speaker 1: felt such I thought I was having like getting my 1548 01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:35,920 Speaker 1: clip pierced in terms of like it was just a 1549 01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:37,760 Speaker 1: little too tight at one point, and like to take 1550 01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:40,080 Speaker 1: it off, and finally to take it off felt like 1551 01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:43,920 Speaker 1: pain that I and I'm a pain slut. I like 1552 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:48,320 Speaker 1: a little thing. I think they're called pain sluts. But um, 1553 01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:50,160 Speaker 1: this one, this hurts so bad that the next time 1554 01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:52,479 Speaker 1: I'm going to have to like do it and really 1555 01:18:52,479 --> 01:18:54,720 Speaker 1: be careful. But um, yeah, it was just the thing 1556 01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:56,439 Speaker 1: I found. There's so many sex stories that you don't 1557 01:18:56,439 --> 01:18:59,360 Speaker 1: even know what they are until you just peruse a 1558 01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:01,880 Speaker 1: site and you're like, oh my god, like sounding, No, 1559 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,680 Speaker 1: what you just said sounding? And I didn't know what 1560 01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:07,400 Speaker 1: that was until I saw a subcategory in um A 1561 01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:10,400 Speaker 1: B D S M like store and it said sounding, 1562 01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:13,639 Speaker 1: And I go, what is that? And uh, we'll get 1563 01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:15,920 Speaker 1: into that another time because I don't think we have time, 1564 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,920 Speaker 1: But um, if you want to know, go look it up. 1565 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,599 Speaker 1: It's very interesting and I want to look into it 1566 01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:23,280 Speaker 1: because there's things out there that you don't even know 1567 01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:25,880 Speaker 1: might be your thing. That opened up a world of 1568 01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:30,240 Speaker 1: possibilities to have you done sounding no no, I haven't okay, Yeah, 1569 01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:36,240 Speaker 1: um yeah, well your your fiance did our fan tracks 1570 01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:40,439 Speaker 1: theme song? So the sounding would be like muffled and 1571 01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:44,240 Speaker 1: like chaotic. Anyway, his sounding would be it would be 1572 01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:46,360 Speaker 1: like a metal kind What do you think sounding could 1573 01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:49,559 Speaker 1: be sounding is probably when you're eating a vagina and 1574 01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:54,160 Speaker 1: you're causing um uh sounds with your mouth. That could 1575 01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:56,840 Speaker 1: eventually like no, I thought this was a sounding thing. 1576 01:19:57,520 --> 01:20:00,559 Speaker 1: Oh then then I don't know. Yeah, it's it's a 1577 01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:04,520 Speaker 1: really it's complicated and I don't even still undertake a triangle, 1578 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:09,679 Speaker 1: thank you. I think it's about putting metal into your eurethra. 1579 01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:14,040 Speaker 1: Which what's the urethra? Andrews al right, Well, Andrew doesn't 1580 01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:18,160 Speaker 1: know what a urethra is, but it's inside. Do you 1581 01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:25,320 Speaker 1: have ah? Yes, do you have a euretha? You do? Alright, Oh, 1582 01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:30,000 Speaker 1: there we go the old switcher Rooney Soup can gotta go. Guys, 1583 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,400 Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to the show. Have a great weekend. 1584 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:34,960 Speaker 1: We might go live on Nikki Glazer pod who knows, 1585 01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:38,600 Speaker 1: so follow us on there, um and definitely don't be 1586 01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:46,280 Speaker 1: and uh