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Speaker 1: We talk a lot about big relationship milestones and how

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems right first, that's too much for.

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Speaker 3: The very first I love you.

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Speaker 1: That might drop between months three and five, and then

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Speaker 1: maybe around the eight month mark, that's probably safe to

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Speaker 1: say that's when the first fake pregnancy claim to get

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Speaker 1: them to stay with you tends to come out.

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Speaker 4: You literally just said my last relationship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody believes you're pregnant.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but what if things moved a lot faster than that?

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Speaker 1: Because one of our listeners wants to make a big,

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Speaker 1: bold move with a woman that he's known for a

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Speaker 1: total of six days.

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Speaker 3: Whoa, No, he's a fast movie.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna hear it, and why he needs our help

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Speaker 1: to pull it off in a brand new textual healing

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Speaker 1: right after.

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Speaker 3: This text you will he then textual.

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Speaker 1: If you believe in love at first sight, then online

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Speaker 1: dating may be the thing for you. Really, because our listener,

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Speaker 1: Christopher has been on the dating apps for a couple

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Speaker 1: of years now and recently fell for a woman named

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Speaker 1: Valeria Apparently he feels like it's such a strong connection

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Speaker 3: Textual healing to help him get that done.

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Speaker 5: So okay, so wait, they've met in person. They haven't

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk to him, Christopher. We're so excited for you.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 6: Oh hey, yeah, thanks for taking my call.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, we love an eager man that met me in love.

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Speaker 3: Ye a nightmare.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's hear the story about you and Valeria and

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Speaker 1: how you came to fall in love.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I met Valeria.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, you met her online?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we met her online. And she's a

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Speaker 2: Do you live in Beverly Hills?

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Speaker 6: No? No, I live here in town.

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Speaker 2: Okay, already a knock against you. I think that location

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a knock against her. She's the one that lives

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Speaker 2: I don't think. It doesn't sound like she's the one

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Speaker 1: Story Okay, keep going, Christopher. What else about Valeria?

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Speaker 6: So she went to Harvard. Her current job is she's

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Speaker 6: a dental reconstructive surgeon or dentist. Like, yeah, like you

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's like life changing.

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Speaker 6: Word.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I know it sounds like out of the whole

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Speaker 4: At least we know, no matter what happens, you can

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Speaker 2: Sure, I think we's about to say the same thing

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Speaker 3: Have we checked she's real?

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Speaker 1: I want to think that, Yeah, what's unbelievable about a

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Speaker 2: That feels real. But her then being on the dating.

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Speaker 5: Maps is where it all starts to fall apart from dating.

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Speaker 3: Like there's some skepticism in the room, Chris, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Pretty wrong? Please I hope?

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Speaker 3: So have you confirmed?

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Speaker 6: Have I confirmed me? I've been talking to her for

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Speaker 2: No wait wait wait wait wait waity, you didn't answer.

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Speaker 5: How can you feel after six days of only talking

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Speaker 1: Why do I feel like I'm a bank manager right

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Speaker 3: Yeah, trust me, it's for a good reason.

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Speaker 4: I'm on the phone with somebody who says I owe

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, Like, guys, she's real. Like I said, I

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Speaker 5: We'd be like you said, you don't drink, but you

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Speaker 6: I mean we drink sometimes. We're just not like pounding

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Speaker 1: They just like how the champagne bottle pops open, like

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Speaker 2: Yes, I want this to be real for you. I do, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Maybe stop talking that way, well and just believe what's

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Speaker 1: the scenario that led us to hear is what I

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Speaker 4: Like, this is a textual healing. So she not texting

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Speaker 6: No, she is texting me. It's actually very consistent, Like

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Speaker 6: every single morning I get a good morning text, every

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Speaker 3: Oh that must make you feel good. Okay, jealous girl says,

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Speaker 2: Their alexis a scam? I would do that too.

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Speaker 5: Cental Surgeon in Beverly Hills has a lot of time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't they have a lot of appointment Well no, it

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Speaker 1: would makes sense that they're so regimented in their appointments

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Speaker 2: Okay, where's the problem? Sounds great? Where's the problem?

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Speaker 1: You reached out to us for help with textual healing?

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Speaker 1: What do you need help texting?

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Speaker 6: What I'm trying to do is I want to fly

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's good, that's very good.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And I want the invitation to be like cute

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Speaker 1: I see what it's weird because you've only been talking

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Speaker 5: You need to sound like you have so many other

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Speaker 3: I can see this weekend. I like that.

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Speaker 5: Or maybe there's an event like that's always a good

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Speaker 3: To a surgery convention.

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Speaker 2: It's something more.

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Speaker 5: Fun, maybe like oh my god, you wouldn't believe it.

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Speaker 6: That's I but I don't want to just be about

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Speaker 1: Either said champagne sipping event makes it sound less or what.

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Speaker 2: If it's like bubbles and brunch. I don't know. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Let's start putting some words into your phone right now. So, Brooke,

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Speaker 1: how do you pitch the champagne idea?

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Speaker 5: It's not your idea, that's the thing. You have to

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Speaker 5: make it like, oh my god, you'll never believe this.

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Speaker 5: My friend gave me two tickets to champagne and caviar

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Speaker 2: Are we going right to the question.

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Speaker 1: Don't let women think for any any period of time,

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Speaker 2: I would love to fly you out for it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's okay.

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Speaker 1: Champagne glass emoji, smiley emoji, jet emoji.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it means you're excited. It's not something you've been

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Speaker 1: You're spontaneous and fun. And but Larry is gonna like that.

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Speaker 5: And then I will quickly google search when we're in

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Speaker 3: Or Brook will throw one impromptu.

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Speaker 6: Cheese darn.

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Speaker 5: Maybe you got canceled because of some sort of shellfish.

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Speaker 6: Yeah? But wait, what about the date.

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Speaker 2: We can pretend it's any weekend.

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Speaker 3: We don't have to send her the full like wedding invite.

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Speaker 3: We did it. We have successfully sent a text message.

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Speaker 2: Okay. I can't imagine how long it takes you to

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Speaker 3: Good morning, but that's what we're here.

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Speaker 3: Than impressive, like the perfect woman.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, she's an attractive Russian American dental surgeon named Valeria

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Speaker 1: find a way to ask her, Hey, can I fly

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's what you wanted, right Brooke.

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Speaker 5: That's almost a text I had him send. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: I would have been like, sure, let's.

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Speaker 3: Go, already on that plane.

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Speaker 1: So we helped him send kind of a similar message

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Speaker 3: I'd love to take you.

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Speaker 1: Valeria responded to you.

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Speaker 6: She did respond, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did why do you have a smile on your face?

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Speaker 4: Please say She just said, yes, combo's over.

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Speaker 6: No, she actually wrote, she said that sounds wonderful. We

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Why is ice creaming quotes?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's kind of like our little code word for

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Speaker 2: Oh inside, Joe, you.

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Speaker 1: Have code words even though you've only communicated over text.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, no, that's that's wait.

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Speaker 6: She just she just done another text.

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Speaker 3: My first test was so good. She's sending multiple.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she wants to come, she said, Then only the

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Speaker 6: thousand dollars for the ticket, my darling, she said, and

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Speaker 6: I can give you the change, She'll give you change.

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Speaker 5: Okay, this is how we fix this, because I don't

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Speaker 3: Nothing to fix. She's saying yes to the invitation.

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Speaker 6: Broke.

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Speaker 2: She's going to take the money, bud.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, to buy a ticket.

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Speaker 1: No, okay, he's going to buy the ticket.

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Speaker 2: That's better.

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Speaker 3: Usually you should ask her.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I need your name and your birthday so I

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Speaker 5: You just say, oh my gosh, it'll be way easier

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Speaker 2: Give me your name and your birthday.

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Speaker 4: Dots stop.

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Speaker 3: Stop. Somebody came into my stream.

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Speaker 4: The kids like every day to them.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, she's she's sending you something.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she said. She asked if I've ever heard of

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Speaker 3: Metaverse?

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Speaker 5: That was the text like Mark Zuckerberg's metaverse whatever, and.

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Speaker 6: The dots are going again.

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Speaker 3: Stops stunt stunts stops.

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Speaker 4: Does we should just play that song?

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Speaker 3: She's busy? Okay, nothing, We're exhausted over here.

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Speaker 2: They don't have a second verse.

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Speaker 6: One layer.

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Speaker 3: I can't really keep it going. Did she send you something?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it says the metaverse is a virtual world where

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Speaker 3: This is a real thing.

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Speaker 1: She sounds just like a very informed woman that's sharing

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Speaker 2: This is totally all women, replied to being invited to

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Speaker 2: a champagne Okay, I don't think she's really it is.

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Speaker 3: A little I will admit.

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Speaker 1: Shall we maybe reply and be clear with her that

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Speaker 1: the champagne and caviar event isn't happening in the metaverse.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's happening in the real world.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to meet you.

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Speaker 6: I r L. Well, I don't want to like screw

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Speaker 2: I screw it up.

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Speaker 3: We're just clarifying.

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Speaker 6: Okay, but she said something else. She said, it's a

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Speaker 6: said I could teach you so she'll she'll teach it

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Speaker 3: Okay, no, Christopher Brooks, Brook's probably right here.

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Speaker 2: Do you see what's happening?

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Speaker 1: I said it first, Well, Brooks said, Jose, let's go

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Speaker 1: to you. What percent do you think this is a

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Speaker 3: Chris?

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Speaker 4: I mean, rich people like to make money more money.

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Speaker 4: She could be a dentist who's just squeezing on an

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Speaker 3: So percentages go, that would be a ten.

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Speaker 1: It's real, Okay, okay, all right, and they're trying to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of red flags going up right now.

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Speaker 2: Christopher, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but I'm just like confused, like why would anybody

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Speaker 6: I have to like offer to like scam? I mean,

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Speaker 6: I don't understand.

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Speaker 3: We're not smart.

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Speaker 4: We're guys, and you have money, So she could easily

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Speaker 4: you never find her.

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Speaker 2: Women get scammed just as easily smart people. It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: I mean, have we considered that it's not even a

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Speaker 1: he says he's never facetimed her. He's only seen photos

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Speaker 3: Hold On, he said, they've talked on the phone, so

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Speaker 6: We haven't really talked on the phone, Like she's left

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Speaker 2: Ye do anything with AI right now?

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Speaker 5: About AI?

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Speaker 4: Like any girl could be.

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Speaker 6: On the other own.

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Speaker 1: I mean you should just ask right now, like, hey,

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Speaker 1: can I see your socials? Like can I get a

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Speaker 3: LinkedIn or something?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yes, Well, at least it's a starting point. I'm have

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Speaker 3: you seen him? Maybe you've seen it already.

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Speaker 6: Uh No, not really, Like I feel weird creeping on

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Speaker 6: her social media, So I haven't really looked her up

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Speaker 2: Christoph, you can't feel weird. This is a person who

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Speaker 4: If she doesn't have an Instagram or no social media,

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Speaker 6: Dude. Okay, as you guys were talking, I asked to

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Speaker 2: How much you want to bet she's going to get

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Speaker 2: a link to the metaverse where he can invest.

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Speaker 6: TikTok us.

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Speaker 3: Oh that sounds hot.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean if if she really actually is real and

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Speaker 2: Those are all going to be fake too, Jesse, Well, whatever, at.

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Speaker 3: Least she's responding to it.

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Speaker 6: I could see that she's writing something.

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Speaker 3: Okay, don't say the word so we don't have to

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Speaker 3: sing it.

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Speaker 6: She said, sorry, I deleted mine.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's what they teach you at Harvard.

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Speaker 2: Text her back.

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Speaker 5: Can you say, listen, I know I'm being scammed. This

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Speaker 5: was a terrible thing to do to someone.

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Speaker 3: I mean, Christopher, are you feeling that way what Brooke

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Speaker 6: It just kind of actually breaks my heart. This is

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well, for you, it's better to find out now than

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Speaker 1: after you've been taken for one thousand dollars or more.

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Speaker 1: You've bought a thousand acres of property in the metaverse.

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Speaker 6: Should I ask if like she might have like a

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, No, totally. I think for a little bit,

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Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, I mean she was just like the total package.

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Speaker 6: She was a beautiful Russian American dentist. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, those are a dime a dozen in the real world.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure you'll find one in the metaverse everybody. Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well that was pretty heartbreaking, but it is actually

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Speaker 1: a good thing that we did this segment with him

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Speaker 1: and got him to realize what was going on.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: It's interesting, like you just get so invested emotionally that

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Speaker 3: We're clouded by beauty.

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Speaker 4: I see there's whole Instagram accounts of AI. There's thousands

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Speaker 4: of comments, and I'm like, hello, gentlemen, this is not

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Speaker 2: Po I thought you were like, hello, why are you

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Speaker 2: writing me back?

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Speaker 3: No, but this whole opportunity, it's a good chance to

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Speaker 1: If any guys out there are currently talking to a

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Speaker 1: hot Russian dentist from Harvard named Valeria, be careful because

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Speaker 1: she is trying to make you rich.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say she's taken.

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Speaker 1: Or you are.

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Speaker 3: Text and prove your real Yeah no, not.

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Speaker 2: Text, Call.

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Speaker 3: And make sure she flies you somewhere. First.

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Speaker 4: She's got dental surgeon money.

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Speaker 1: She don't make her earn it. So that's your textual healing.

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Speaker 1: We didn't help him out.

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Speaker 3: But if you need some help with some tex stuff,

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Speaker 3: reach out to the show. Yeah, we did help him out.

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Speaker 2: We saved him a thousand dollars more than that.

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Speaker 1: That's right, and go find all of our content. We're

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Speaker 3: It's broken. Jeffrey in the Morning