WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Suck Bag

0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.720
<v Speaker 1>Mister rand phone tap, the self proclaimed king of all phone.

0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:07.480
<v Speaker 2>Taps scary is here? All right? Anyway, what's your phone

0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:08.119
<v Speaker 2>tap about today?

0:00:08.119 --> 0:00:10.880
<v Speaker 1>So Christa emailed us wanting to phone tap our boyfriend Troy.

0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.480
<v Speaker 1>He's convinced that an online company sold his information because

0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:17.320
<v Speaker 1>he's got a recent onslaught of telemarketing and robo calls.

0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:19.720
<v Speaker 1>So I saw this as the perfect opportunity to call

0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:21.880
<v Speaker 1>him as now relentless telephone telemarketer.

0:00:22.079 --> 0:00:25.239
<v Speaker 2>Mister Michael. Oh, he's bag all right, here we go.

0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:25.560
<v Speaker 3>Hello?

0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:28.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yes, good Efinton. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with

0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:30.840
<v Speaker 2>storage space bags. How are you doing today?

0:00:31.080 --> 0:00:32.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm fining? What's up? So?

0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:36.240
<v Speaker 2>We have vacuum sealed storage bags for storing everything from

0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:39.800
<v Speaker 2>bulky seasonal close to that extra comforter.

0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:40.879
<v Speaker 3>I don't have time for this, man.

0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:43.880
<v Speaker 2>They're just twenty nine ninety nine for one and thirty calls.

0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:46.279
<v Speaker 3>I do not have time to take a call right now.

0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:48.360
<v Speaker 2>All right, man, sir, do you have a comforter that

0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:49.520
<v Speaker 2>takes up too much space?

0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:52.320
<v Speaker 3>I just told you I don't have time for this.

0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:53.160
<v Speaker 3>All right, man.

0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:58.640
<v Speaker 2>These are suck bags. They're suck bags space savers. Hello,

0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:01.880
<v Speaker 2>I believe we got disconnected. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer

0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:03.279
<v Speaker 2>with the suck bag.

0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:05.639
<v Speaker 3>The stock man. I don't need a suck bag.

0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:08.000
<v Speaker 2>So you hold your hose and you connect it to

0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:08.679
<v Speaker 2>the suck bag.

0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:09.800
<v Speaker 3>You're not listening.

0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:12.920
<v Speaker 2>We're done one size, so one size fits all.

0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:14.640
<v Speaker 3>I don't give up. How many size is a six?

0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:17.679
<v Speaker 2>You can stick the nozzle in the hole of your vacuum.

0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:21.520
<v Speaker 3>You're not calling me back? Hello?

0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:23.080
<v Speaker 2>Are your draws full?

0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:26.160
<v Speaker 3>Not? Get the off? I work from home. You're tying

0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:26.839
<v Speaker 3>up my line.

0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:28.960
<v Speaker 2>You can have the entire family in the room and

0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:32.040
<v Speaker 2>have a suck party where you can reduce the space

0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:33.280
<v Speaker 2>on everything that you own.

0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:35.119
<v Speaker 3>A suck party surfer.

0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:37.759
<v Speaker 2>Just twenty nine ninety nine for one and thirty nine

0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:40.280
<v Speaker 2>ninety nine for a second, and you can have two bags.

0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:43.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't care. I have fourteen rooms in my house.

0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:46.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't need extra space. How many rooms have you got? Huh, sir?

0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:48.840
<v Speaker 2>I live in a one bedroom apartment, which is why

0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:50.160
<v Speaker 2>the suck bag works for me.

0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:53.560
<v Speaker 3>Of course you do, because you sell products over so

0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:54.920
<v Speaker 3>Mu's business line.

0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:02.240
<v Speaker 2>Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheim, the suck bag space saver.

0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:05.560
<v Speaker 2>Don't take my word for it. Listen to this testimonial

0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:08.520
<v Speaker 2>from Maria from Tulsa. Oh my god, I knew it

0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:10.800
<v Speaker 2>was a quality product the first time I held the

0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:11.960
<v Speaker 2>suck bag in my hand.

0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:14.040
<v Speaker 3>I bet you hold a lot of things in your

0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:15.600
<v Speaker 3>hand to think their quality product.

0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:18.520
<v Speaker 2>Take off your pants and jacket and put it into

0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:22.760
<v Speaker 2>the bag. I can hear you breathing, sir.

0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:24.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah you can.

0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:27.000
<v Speaker 2>This is mister Michael with the suck bag.

0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:29.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can hear your suck bag. I can hear

0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:30.520
<v Speaker 3>you breathing.

0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:33.799
<v Speaker 2>Sure, this is a space saver for everyone in your family.

0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:39.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe Aunt Gertrude can use a space saver suck bag.

0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:42.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna stick my so far.

0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:46.960
<v Speaker 2>That's not how it works. You're supposed to stick to work, sir.

0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:49.400
<v Speaker 2>You're supposed to take the hose and screw the nozzle.

0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:51.560
<v Speaker 3>And you can take a hose and suck my.

0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:54.160
<v Speaker 2>For just twenty nine ninety nine. I can give you.

0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:55.440
<v Speaker 3>I'll give you a deal.

0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:58.200
<v Speaker 2>I can give you a deal.

0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:00.200
<v Speaker 3>You interrupt someone's workday, I.

0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:03.360
<v Speaker 2>Can give you a deal right now. Sure, if you

0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:06.919
<v Speaker 2>the space bags not only protect your clothing from dirt

0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:10.480
<v Speaker 2>and bugs, but are water and air tight. It's a

0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:14.320
<v Speaker 2>tight seal on the suck bag. Your suck bag will

0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:19.040
<v Speaker 2>never get moist. I'm going to transfer you to my

0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:22.920
<v Speaker 2>receptionist so we can get that order processed. Christa Hello, Hello,

0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:28.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh you've got it. Hey, trying to just scary Johnes

0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:30.040
<v Speaker 2>from Elvis to Rand in the Morning Show. You've been

0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:35.240
<v Speaker 2>phone tapped. I'm sorry, man, she made me do it.

0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:37.560
<v Speaker 3>You will be a whole year of suckbags right now.

0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:42.960
<v Speaker 2>Christa Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table was pre

0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:46.680
<v Speaker 2>recorded with permission granted by all participates. The Elvis Duran

0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:50.000
<v Speaker 2>phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show