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Speaker 1: Mister rand phone tap, the self proclaimed king of all phone.

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Speaker 2: Taps scary is here? All right? Anyway, what's your phone

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Speaker 2: tap about today?

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Speaker 1: So Christa emailed us wanting to phone tap our boyfriend Troy.

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Speaker 1: He's convinced that an online company sold his information because

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Speaker 1: he's got a recent onslaught of telemarketing and robo calls.

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Speaker 1: So I saw this as the perfect opportunity to call

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Speaker 1: him as now relentless telephone telemarketer.

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Speaker 2: Mister Michael. Oh, he's bag all right, here we go.

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, good Efinton. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with

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Speaker 2: storage space bags. How are you doing today?

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Speaker 3: I'm fining? What's up? So?

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Speaker 2: We have vacuum sealed storage bags for storing everything from

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Speaker 2: bulky seasonal close to that extra comforter.

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Speaker 3: I don't have time for this, man.

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Speaker 2: They're just twenty nine ninety nine for one and thirty calls.

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Speaker 3: I do not have time to take a call right now.

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Speaker 2: All right, man, sir, do you have a comforter that

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Speaker 2: takes up too much space?

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Speaker 3: I just told you I don't have time for this.

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Speaker 3: All right, man.

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Speaker 2: These are suck bags. They're suck bags space savers. Hello,

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Speaker 2: I believe we got disconnected. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer

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Speaker 2: with the suck bag.

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Speaker 3: The stock man. I don't need a suck bag.

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Speaker 2: So you hold your hose and you connect it to

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Speaker 2: the suck bag.

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Speaker 3: You're not listening.

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Speaker 2: We're done one size, so one size fits all.

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Speaker 3: I don't give up. How many size is a six?

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Speaker 2: You can stick the nozzle in the hole of your vacuum.

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Speaker 3: You're not calling me back? Hello?

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Speaker 2: Are your draws full?

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Speaker 3: Not? Get the off? I work from home. You're tying

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Speaker 3: up my line.

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Speaker 2: You can have the entire family in the room and

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Speaker 2: have a suck party where you can reduce the space

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Speaker 2: on everything that you own.

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Speaker 3: A suck party surfer.

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Speaker 2: Just twenty nine ninety nine for one and thirty nine

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Speaker 2: ninety nine for a second, and you can have two bags.

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Speaker 3: I don't care. I have fourteen rooms in my house.

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Speaker 3: I don't need extra space. How many rooms have you got? Huh, sir?

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Speaker 2: I live in a one bedroom apartment, which is why

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Speaker 2: the suck bag works for me.

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Speaker 3: Of course you do, because you sell products over so

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Speaker 3: Mu's business line.

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Speaker 2: Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheim, the suck bag space saver.

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Speaker 2: Don't take my word for it. Listen to this testimonial

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Speaker 2: from Maria from Tulsa. Oh my god, I knew it

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Speaker 2: was a quality product the first time I held the

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Speaker 2: suck bag in my hand.

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Speaker 3: I bet you hold a lot of things in your

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Speaker 3: hand to think their quality product.

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Speaker 2: Take off your pants and jacket and put it into

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Speaker 2: the bag. I can hear you breathing, sir.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you can.

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Speaker 2: This is mister Michael with the suck bag.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can hear your suck bag. I can hear

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Speaker 3: you breathing.

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Speaker 2: Sure, this is a space saver for everyone in your family.

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Speaker 2: Oh maybe Aunt Gertrude can use a space saver suck bag.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna stick my so far.

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Speaker 2: That's not how it works. You're supposed to stick to work, sir.

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to take the hose and screw the nozzle.

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Speaker 3: And you can take a hose and suck my.

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Speaker 2: For just twenty nine ninety nine. I can give you.

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Speaker 3: I'll give you a deal.

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Speaker 2: I can give you a deal.

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Speaker 3: You interrupt someone's workday, I.

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Speaker 2: Can give you a deal right now. Sure, if you

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Speaker 2: the space bags not only protect your clothing from dirt

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Speaker 2: and bugs, but are water and air tight. It's a

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Speaker 2: tight seal on the suck bag. Your suck bag will

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Speaker 2: never get moist. I'm going to transfer you to my

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Speaker 2: receptionist so we can get that order processed. Christa Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 2: Oh you've got it. Hey, trying to just scary Johnes

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Speaker 2: from Elvis to Rand in the Morning Show. You've been

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Speaker 2: phone tapped. I'm sorry, man, she made me do it.

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Speaker 3: You will be a whole year of suckbags right now.

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Speaker 2: Christa Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table was pre

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Speaker 2: recorded with permission granted by all participates. The Elvis Duran

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Speaker 2: phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show