Speaker 1: Get your hairs together, and we're going to start to party.
Speaker 2: To start a part.
Speaker 3: I'm ready to party.
Speaker 1: The Elvista ran after party.
Speaker 3: The other day. We were talking about fake IDs and
Speaker 3: having fake id's when we were kids. Got a lot
Speaker 3: of phone calls about this. Look at Rocky Line nineteen Rocky, Yeah,
Speaker 3: tell me your fake ID story. Did you have one
Speaker 3: when you were what fifteen? Fourteen years old? How old
Speaker 3: were you?
Speaker 4: I was eighteen?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, in a twenty one year old world, you
Speaker 3: got to get one when you're eighteen. So what happened?
Speaker 4: So I was down to college in a really, really
Speaker 4: small town and I met up with a guy and
Speaker 4: he wanted to try to make fake IDs, so thought'd
Speaker 4: be cool. So we made some and gave them out
Speaker 4: to people and it was a ton of fun until
Speaker 4: one day about twenty five, cops broke into my dorm.
Speaker 4: And to top it off, I had just spent time
Speaker 4: with the girlfriend and we weren't very dressed very well,
Speaker 4: so she had to sit on the bed while I
Speaker 4: got carted out handcuffed in my underwear.
Speaker 3: Wow, she just kind of that's kind of hot. Yeah,
Speaker 3: how much trouble did you get in over this crazy,
Speaker 3: It's got to be a felony.
Speaker 4: So the guy that actually was making the fake ideas
Speaker 4: came out and told him it was his fault and
Speaker 4: I didn't have anything to do with it besides delivering
Speaker 4: a couple. So as long as I kept my record clean,
Speaker 4: they took it off my record. Nothing ever happened.
Speaker 3: And how much? How much were you guys charging?
Speaker 4: Per id thirty five bucks?
Speaker 3: That's love card? It out in your underwear is the headline.
Speaker 3: Did you ever see her?
Speaker 5: What's that?
Speaker 3: Did you ever see her again?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah? We dated all the way through college and then
Speaker 4: got engaged but didn't work out.
Speaker 3: All right, Now, where were we going to say a
Speaker 3: second to go Rocky?
Speaker 4: Hey, I wanted to let you know that I sent
Speaker 4: you in Gandhi and a couple of you at DM
Speaker 4: Gandhi story a long time ago about traveling the US.
Speaker 4: I actually did that with my grandma when I was
Speaker 4: in fifth grade. She made us We traveled one summer.
Speaker 4: We started in Oregon and did all I mean traveled
Speaker 4: all forty eight states. And our job was is we
Speaker 4: had to pick a favorite state and be the tour guide.
Speaker 4: So I was a tour guide in New York.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Now, did grandma bring you into the city or did
Speaker 3: you mainly do the picturesque upstate stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: No, she brought us into the city. She was not
Speaker 4: afraid of anything. That woman drove downtown in a big
Speaker 4: old motor home and we had to stand up front
Speaker 4: and try to guide where we're going. And this is
Speaker 4: downtown and the Statue of Liberty. I mean, he was
Speaker 4: a phenomenal woman, Rocky.
Speaker 3: I love the fact your grandmother drove all the way
Speaker 3: across the Hutchon River to the Statue of Liberty. That
Speaker 3: must have been a weird ride. But I'm gonna tell
Speaker 3: you what a great grandmother you had. I mean, having
Speaker 3: a grandmother like that, how lucky were you? You know?
Speaker 3: Good for you, Rocky.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she raised that. So she adopted me when I
Speaker 4: was five years old, and she made me the man
Speaker 4: I am today. I can tell you that.
Speaker 3: Well, there you go, she adopted you. She turned you
Speaker 3: into the guy who printed fake id's in college.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll tell you she wasn't too happy about that one.
Speaker 3: It's okay, hey, Rocky, a pleasure speaking with you. Thank
Speaker 3: you for staying in touch with us. I appreciate it
Speaker 3: very much.
Speaker 4: Have a great day, all right.
Speaker 3: Okay, Bill up in Albany, I don't know if he
Speaker 3: was let out of his dorm room in his underwear.
Speaker 3: You're in law enforcement and you've had to raid kids
Speaker 3: who are actually printing up fake Id's right.
Speaker 2: That'bsolutely correct. It's absolutely pure entertainment chaos.
Speaker 3: Okay, So give us a scenario like what of the raids?
Speaker 3: What happened that you can't forget?
Speaker 2: We just typically go in and throw the lights on
Speaker 2: and the bug eyed look on all the kids. You
Speaker 2: would think we were raiding them to arrest them for murder,
Speaker 2: when really it's just a simple ticket, and they just
Speaker 2: fly out any door, whether it's through the kitchen, the
Speaker 2: back door, a window, whatever they can do to get out,
Speaker 2: they do. And really we're just there to penalize the establishment,
Speaker 2: not really to hurt the kids, because it's the establishment
Speaker 2: that's really doing something wrong. But they think they're gonna
Speaker 2: get arrested for murder.
Speaker 3: And they don't want mom and dad to find out
Speaker 3: because then that's the series.
Speaker 2: And they definitely don't want mom and dad to find
Speaker 2: out that they're out on a Friday night getting cock
Speaker 2: eyed at the college bar, which everyone we've all done
Speaker 2: as a kid, as as the parents. But man, you
Speaker 2: ask them their name, their date of birth, and they've
Speaker 2: the they can't remember their name, they can't remember their
Speaker 2: date of birth. It's just absolutely pure entertainment chaos that
Speaker 2: I wish everybody could experience at some point. I don't laugh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do not want to be a part of that. Actually,
Speaker 3: I was at a club in Dallas when I was
Speaker 3: much younger, and we were rated and uh, I was
Speaker 3: not partaking, but everyone emptied their pockets on the dance
Speaker 3: floor and ran and the dance floor was nothing but pills.
Speaker 3: People were slipping and falling on pills. I mean, oh
Speaker 3: my god.
Speaker 2: And I've been part of both going in the front
Speaker 2: door the initial part of it, and then we also
Speaker 2: have officers that will stand in the back outside at
Speaker 2: the back door, and to see that door come flying
Speaker 2: open and the looks on their faces when they run
Speaker 2: into a wall of police officers is absolutely it's pure entertainment.
Speaker 3: I don't Yeah, it's true. Gandhi and Bill, you're having
Speaker 3: way too much fun with this, But I wish we
Speaker 3: could be a fly on the wall to watch that. Hey,
Speaker 3: thank you for calling. I appreciate it very much.
Speaker 2: Hey, he sounds good.
Speaker 3: Thank you Elvis, Thank you Bill. What's up, Nate? Why
Speaker 3: use the penalty? Exactly? It just a take it right.
Speaker 3: I remember running so many times because I had that
Speaker 3: fake ID.
Speaker 5: I had I known, I would have just taken my
Speaker 5: come up and.
Speaker 3: Your come uppance. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So similarly, but several years later I had an issue
Speaker 5: during the.
Speaker 3: Height of the pandemic.
Speaker 5: I was at a club in Miami that was operating illegally,
Speaker 5: and we were in there and.
Speaker 3: We knew it. We knew it.
Speaker 6: At a quarter after twelve, the music stops, the light
Speaker 6: goes on, the lights go on, and all these cops
Speaker 6: raided the place and I'm screaming, like I'm nineteen years old, underage, drinking,
Speaker 6: get me out of here.
Speaker 3: And we ran, We ran, We got the hell out
Speaker 3: of there. I never ran so fast in my life.
Speaker 5: But I gotta tell you, I reminded me of those
Speaker 5: days and those police rates on the.
Speaker 1: Under I don't know what.
Speaker 3: Just look at the brought COVID. You brought the South,
Speaker 3: the South Florida strain. And also I love the fact
Speaker 3: scariest as he ran faster than ever in his life.
Speaker 3: It's still not very fast. You're still faster than the
Speaker 3: cops though. Good for you. Yeah, we know you were
Speaker 3: out at the club. Did we all know he was
Speaker 3: out partying during COVID?
Speaker 6: But this is more proof that he's he's the case
Speaker 6: number one.
Speaker 3: The club said when you went, and don't tell anybody.
Speaker 5: You gotta keep this one, QUO tells you just got
Speaker 5: himself sick.
Speaker 1: The Elvister ran after party.