WEBVTT - Skeery Ran From the Cops Party

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<v Speaker 1>Get your hairs together, and we're going to start to party.

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<v Speaker 2>To start a part.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm ready to party.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvista ran after party.

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<v Speaker 3>The other day. We were talking about fake IDs and

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<v Speaker 3>having fake id's when we were kids. Got a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of phone calls about this. Look at Rocky Line nineteen Rocky, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>tell me your fake ID story. Did you have one

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<v Speaker 3>when you were what fifteen? Fourteen years old? How old

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<v Speaker 3>were you?

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<v Speaker 4>I was eighteen?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, in a twenty one year old world, you

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<v Speaker 3>got to get one when you're eighteen. So what happened?

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<v Speaker 4>So I was down to college in a really, really

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<v Speaker 4>small town and I met up with a guy and

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<v Speaker 4>he wanted to try to make fake IDs, so thought'd

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<v Speaker 4>be cool. So we made some and gave them out

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<v Speaker 4>to people and it was a ton of fun until

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<v Speaker 4>one day about twenty five, cops broke into my dorm.

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<v Speaker 4>And to top it off, I had just spent time

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<v Speaker 4>with the girlfriend and we weren't very dressed very well,

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<v Speaker 4>so she had to sit on the bed while I

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<v Speaker 4>got carted out handcuffed in my underwear.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, she just kind of that's kind of hot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>how much trouble did you get in over this crazy,

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<v Speaker 3>It's got to be a felony.

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<v Speaker 4>So the guy that actually was making the fake ideas

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<v Speaker 4>came out and told him it was his fault and

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't have anything to do with it besides delivering

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<v Speaker 4>a couple. So as long as I kept my record clean,

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<v Speaker 4>they took it off my record. Nothing ever happened.

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<v Speaker 3>And how much? How much were you guys charging?

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<v Speaker 4>Per id thirty five bucks?

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<v Speaker 3>That's love card? It out in your underwear is the headline.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you ever see her?

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<v Speaker 5>What's that?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you ever see her again?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? We dated all the way through college and then

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<v Speaker 4>got engaged but didn't work out.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Now, where were we going to say a

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<v Speaker 3>second to go Rocky?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, I wanted to let you know that I sent

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<v Speaker 4>you in Gandhi and a couple of you at DM

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<v Speaker 4>Gandhi story a long time ago about traveling the US.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually did that with my grandma when I was

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<v Speaker 4>in fifth grade. She made us We traveled one summer.

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<v Speaker 4>We started in Oregon and did all I mean traveled

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<v Speaker 4>all forty eight states. And our job was is we

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<v Speaker 4>had to pick a favorite state and be the tour guide.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was a tour guide in New York.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, did grandma bring you into the city or did

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<v Speaker 3>you mainly do the picturesque upstate stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>No, she brought us into the city. She was not

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<v Speaker 4>afraid of anything. That woman drove downtown in a big

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<v Speaker 4>old motor home and we had to stand up front

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<v Speaker 4>and try to guide where we're going. And this is

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<v Speaker 4>downtown and the Statue of Liberty. I mean, he was

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<v Speaker 4>a phenomenal woman, Rocky.

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<v Speaker 3>I love the fact your grandmother drove all the way

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<v Speaker 3>across the Hutchon River to the Statue of Liberty. That

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<v Speaker 3>must have been a weird ride. But I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 3>you what a great grandmother you had. I mean, having

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<v Speaker 3>a grandmother like that, how lucky were you? You know?

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<v Speaker 3>Good for you, Rocky.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she raised that. So she adopted me when I

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<v Speaker 4>was five years old, and she made me the man

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<v Speaker 4>I am today. I can tell you that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, there you go, she adopted you. She turned you

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<v Speaker 3>into the guy who printed fake id's in college.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'll tell you she wasn't too happy about that one.

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<v Speaker 3>It's okay, hey, Rocky, a pleasure speaking with you. Thank

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<v Speaker 3>you for staying in touch with us. I appreciate it

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<v Speaker 3>very much.

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<v Speaker 4>Have a great day, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Bill up in Albany, I don't know if he

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<v Speaker 3>was let out of his dorm room in his underwear.

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<v Speaker 3>You're in law enforcement and you've had to raid kids

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<v Speaker 3>who are actually printing up fake Id's right.

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<v Speaker 2>That'bsolutely correct. It's absolutely pure entertainment chaos.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So give us a scenario like what of the raids?

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<v Speaker 3>What happened that you can't forget?

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<v Speaker 2>We just typically go in and throw the lights on

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<v Speaker 2>and the bug eyed look on all the kids. You

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<v Speaker 2>would think we were raiding them to arrest them for murder,

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<v Speaker 2>when really it's just a simple ticket, and they just

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<v Speaker 2>fly out any door, whether it's through the kitchen, the

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<v Speaker 2>back door, a window, whatever they can do to get out,

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<v Speaker 2>they do. And really we're just there to penalize the establishment,

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<v Speaker 2>not really to hurt the kids, because it's the establishment

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<v Speaker 2>that's really doing something wrong. But they think they're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get arrested for murder.

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<v Speaker 3>And they don't want mom and dad to find out

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<v Speaker 3>because then that's the series.

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<v Speaker 2>And they definitely don't want mom and dad to find

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<v Speaker 2>out that they're out on a Friday night getting cock

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<v Speaker 2>eyed at the college bar, which everyone we've all done

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<v Speaker 2>as a kid, as as the parents. But man, you

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<v Speaker 2>ask them their name, their date of birth, and they've

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<v Speaker 2>the they can't remember their name, they can't remember their

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<v Speaker 2>date of birth. It's just absolutely pure entertainment chaos that

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<v Speaker 2>I wish everybody could experience at some point. I don't laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I do not want to be a part of that. Actually,

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<v Speaker 3>I was at a club in Dallas when I was

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<v Speaker 3>much younger, and we were rated and uh, I was

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<v Speaker 3>not partaking, but everyone emptied their pockets on the dance

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<v Speaker 3>floor and ran and the dance floor was nothing but pills.

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<v Speaker 3>People were slipping and falling on pills. I mean, oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god.

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<v Speaker 2>And I've been part of both going in the front

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<v Speaker 2>door the initial part of it, and then we also

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<v Speaker 2>have officers that will stand in the back outside at

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<v Speaker 2>the back door, and to see that door come flying

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<v Speaker 2>open and the looks on their faces when they run

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<v Speaker 2>into a wall of police officers is absolutely it's pure entertainment.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't Yeah, it's true. Gandhi and Bill, you're having

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<v Speaker 3>way too much fun with this, But I wish we

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<v Speaker 3>could be a fly on the wall to watch that. Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you for calling. I appreciate it very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, he sounds good.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you Elvis, Thank you Bill. What's up, Nate? Why

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<v Speaker 3>use the penalty? Exactly? It just a take it right.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember running so many times because I had that

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<v Speaker 3>fake ID.

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<v Speaker 5>I had I known, I would have just taken my

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<v Speaker 5>come up and.

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<v Speaker 3>Your come uppance. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So similarly, but several years later I had an issue

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<v Speaker 5>during the.

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<v Speaker 3>Height of the pandemic.

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<v Speaker 5>I was at a club in Miami that was operating illegally,

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<v Speaker 5>and we were in there and.

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<v Speaker 3>We knew it. We knew it.

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<v Speaker 6>At a quarter after twelve, the music stops, the light

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<v Speaker 6>goes on, the lights go on, and all these cops

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<v Speaker 6>raided the place and I'm screaming, like I'm nineteen years old, underage, drinking,

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<v Speaker 6>get me out of here.

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<v Speaker 3>And we ran, We ran, We got the hell out

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<v Speaker 3>of there. I never ran so fast in my life.

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<v Speaker 5>But I gotta tell you, I reminded me of those

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<v Speaker 5>days and those police rates on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Under I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 3>Just look at the brought COVID. You brought the South,

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<v Speaker 3>the South Florida strain. And also I love the fact

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<v Speaker 3>scariest as he ran faster than ever in his life.

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<v Speaker 3>It's still not very fast. You're still faster than the

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<v Speaker 3>cops though. Good for you. Yeah, we know you were

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<v Speaker 3>out at the club. Did we all know he was

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<v Speaker 3>out partying during COVID?

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<v Speaker 6>But this is more proof that he's he's the case

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<v Speaker 6>number one.

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<v Speaker 3>The club said when you went, and don't tell anybody.

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<v Speaker 5>You gotta keep this one, QUO tells you just got

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<v Speaker 5>himself sick.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvister ran after party.