1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:00,360 Speaker 1: Today. 2 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,719 Speaker 2: I afked up by learning that some guys can squirt 3 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:08,240 Speaker 2: without any physical stimulation. So I've been with a number 4 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,399 Speaker 2: of sexual partners and I did not realize some guys 5 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:12,520 Speaker 2: can squirt without any physical stimulation. 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,440 Speaker 1: Square does like pee or like? Yeah, I'm I'm confused. 7 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: I just come. We'll see. 8 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:25,480 Speaker 2: Maybe it is PE because like squired is very PE related. Yeah, 9 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,319 Speaker 2: we'll see, we'll see. I met a guy at my 10 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 2: friend's pre wedding last week. He was fun, seemed generally 11 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 2: interested in me sexually, so I exchanged numbers with him 12 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 2: and we basically sexit a bunch up to the ceremony. 13 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, you know I'm going to a 14 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 2: wedding this weekend. 15 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,199 Speaker 1: Samuel's boning a Brian's maid len. 16 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 2: He's like, gentlemen, no, I'm not that Wait, but my 17 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,640 Speaker 2: mom my mom literally texted me. 18 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 1: She texted me a couple of days ago. Leave the 19 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 1: bridesmaids alone. 20 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 2: No, no, she said, she said, my friend put you 21 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:04,919 Speaker 2: at a table with a bunch of ques girls. Dang, mom, Mama, 22 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 2: Donna is out here, did you trying to hook it up? 23 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 1: Trying to hook it? I wanna hook it up, all right? 24 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 2: So basically, during the ceremony, I decided it might be 25 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 2: fun to give him BJ before the reception. 26 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 1: He agreed, Yeah. 27 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,319 Speaker 2: I took him to the coffee shop next to the 28 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 2: reception venue that I knew for sure had single use 29 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 2: restrooms for customers. He did warm me intersexting during the 30 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 2: ceremony that he tends to come very fast, especially from 31 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 2: BJ's no problem. I just tease him with a few 32 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 2: words to get him ready. No touching, only words poetry. Baby, 33 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,839 Speaker 2: I'm gonna suck that dick, and it's gonna be so quick. 34 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 2: The Shakespeare of sex right here, the Shakespeare of sloppy toppies. 35 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 2: M this the wait, thy dicketh shall be sucketh the 36 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 2: pack of BJ's all right. So he sneaked into the 37 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 2: restroom together, locked the door, and I got on my 38 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 2: knees and I dirty talked. When I finally pulled down 39 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:10,600 Speaker 2: his pants and boxers, his erection sprung straight out, and 40 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 2: the last thing I remember before, and that was the 41 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:17,840 Speaker 2: last thing I remember before searing eye pain. I had 42 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 2: zero warning, zero The second his dick sprung to attention, 43 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,839 Speaker 2: it squirted goo in my left eye and face. I've 44 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 2: had many facials in my life, many, many capitalized. 45 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 1: I've had men blasting come in my face for years, 46 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 1: for years. 47 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 2: I guess I had been prepared in the past and 48 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 2: never got any cost come in my eye and this burned. 49 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,399 Speaker 2: I ran to the sink to flush my eye under 50 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,760 Speaker 2: the faucet, and he ran out and left me in 51 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:53,079 Speaker 2: the restroom or unlocked. He just what you just come 52 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,920 Speaker 2: and go? 53 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 1: What is this I doing? 54 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 2: Do you know that oil change place? Come and go, dude, 55 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,120 Speaker 2: they've got to change their name. Why why it's just 56 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 2: right there. He ran out and left me in the 57 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,960 Speaker 2: restroom door unlocked. I left with what looked like pink 58 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 2: eye and a wet shirt collar. Fortunately the pink eye 59 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,519 Speaker 2: subsided by the end of the reception, but not before 60 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 2: the wedding. 61 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 1: Reception photos were taken. Oh no, I also skipped the 62 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:19,800 Speaker 1: photo booth. 63 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 2: I hope the photographer knows how to photoshop out pink eyes. 64 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 1: Oh broh, that guy. That guy's asshole. That guy's the asshole. 65 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 2: Come on, you know you tend to your your victims.