Speaker 1: Second update. We've got a guy on the phone for
Speaker 1: a second date update today. His name is Nathan. And
Speaker 1: you know a lot of people will come onto the
Speaker 1: show and they say, I have no idea why they
Speaker 1: wouldn't call me back. I'm the ultimate gentleman. Just ask
Speaker 1: my mom who I live with and share a crossbow collection,
Speaker 1: which that sounds about accurate. But Nathan's not like that.
Speaker 1: He knows that he had a few mishaps on his
Speaker 1: first date and he's looking to get some help. Nathan,
Speaker 1: how you doing good? How are Yeah? Can I just
Speaker 1: first say thank you? It's always nice to have someone
Speaker 1: on the phone that is somewhat self aware. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: not asking for total awareness, just a little bit, yeah,
Speaker 1: just tiny bit of awareness. Yeah, you know we all
Speaker 1: have our faults. Well, yeah, that's true. Don't over generalize.
Speaker 1: Some of us are perfect, but don't lump us in
Speaker 1: with you. Let's talk though about the girl that you
Speaker 1: went out with what's her name? Chloe? Wow? That was
Speaker 1: that was a lot. I feel like you need to
Speaker 1: explain more how you feel about Chloe. Listen, we met
Speaker 1: on a dating west site. We talked back and forth
Speaker 1: for like a week or so. It's really great, super pretty,
Speaker 1: and this kind of shallow. But she's a she's a brunette,
Speaker 1: and like everyone that I've dated in the past, like
Speaker 1: I've been stuck in this blonde rut. I guess. Wow. Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't need to call it a rut, all right,
Speaker 1: Nathan as a blonde woman myself, I'm sorry. We all
Speaker 1: have low points in our dating life. Well, we all
Speaker 1: went through the blonde phase and stop with a blonde
Speaker 1: phase that's always in the past. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: finally met a good brunette girl. That's right, And I
Speaker 1: was just trying to switch it up. He was really great,
Speaker 1: She's super sweet. I'm sorry, continue, Nathan. Yeah, what did
Speaker 1: you guys do on your date? So it was her idea.
Speaker 1: She volunteers and an animal shelter. Yeah, and I thought
Speaker 1: that's super great. I'm eat with animals. This will be
Speaker 1: a really great thing. And then she said we could
Speaker 1: grab something a bite to eat after birds, and so
Speaker 1: we met up and I went all in. Was I
Speaker 1: had to like wearing the vest. Okay, you guys are loving,
Speaker 1: but this is so cute. This may be the most
Speaker 1: wholesome first date we have ever heard on the show.
Speaker 1: And it's great because women are always in a great
Speaker 1: mood whenever they're around animals, Like you can't be sad
Speaker 1: while you're petting a puppy. Yeah right. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm I really wanted to impress her. So
Speaker 1: I'm eating and I'm playing with the animals and I'm
Speaker 1: cleaning up their poop. And you know the thing is,
Speaker 1: every single animal I came up to, they were like
Speaker 1: scared of me. They did not like me. Like the
Speaker 1: dogs would just bark at me or go into the
Speaker 1: corner of the cats they would hiss at me. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. It wasn't just one animal though, it was
Speaker 1: every single one then I went up to I mean,
Speaker 1: even the hamster was scared of me. Did Chloe notice it?
Speaker 1: She had to have noticed it, but she didn't say
Speaker 1: anything to me about it. So it's not a good
Speaker 1: sign because animals are supposed to be really good at
Speaker 1: picking up on like humans and whether or not they're
Speaker 1: a good person or not. So she should have put
Speaker 1: bacon in your pocket. That's what you should have done.
Speaker 1: And I am, like, traditionally, I'm really good with animals,
Speaker 1: so I wanted to impress her, But I feel like
Speaker 1: I've botched it. Okay, I will say, to your credit,
Speaker 1: because I have kind of a shy, skinnish rescue dog,
Speaker 1: and she can sense when people are overcompensating, like they're overtrying,
Speaker 1: and she is not into that. I'm serious. She can
Speaker 1: tell you're trying to be too friendly to her, you're
Speaker 1: up in her face. She doesn't like that, man, dog,
Speaker 1: you're overcompensating. I'm telling you, my dog doesn't like people
Speaker 1: who overcompensate. But my dog thinks you're trying to Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I mean. And that's the thing too, I guess, is
Speaker 1: like as I went on, I was just more and
Speaker 1: more desperate, and so I maybe maybe biggest film the
Speaker 1: desperation I'm telling you. Were you able to recover over drinks? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean we went to dinner afterwards, and you know,
Speaker 1: she didn't bring it up. I didn't bring it up.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing where I screwed up. Though I kept saying.
Speaker 1: I had this like nervous tick of like I can't
Speaker 1: believe we're meeting and you're cool. You're like, you're this cool,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, go back to it. I've said it
Speaker 1: a bunch of times, and I've never said that before
Speaker 1: to anyone, and so it was heartfelt, but I think
Speaker 1: it was nervous. I don't know. Yeah, well, and it's
Speaker 1: like you say it one time and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's so nice, you say it ten times you're like,
Speaker 1: what did you thought? I was like some troll on
Speaker 1: an internet site? And why do you even agree to
Speaker 1: go out with me if you such low expectations to
Speaker 1: begin with? I can understand when you're meeting people online,
Speaker 1: like you don't know what you're getting into, You don't
Speaker 1: know what type of person they're going to be. You
Speaker 1: just didn't say it the right way. That's exactly how
Speaker 1: I felt. Okay, good, at least that was like your
Speaker 1: only mistake of the day, Well there is there's one more?
Speaker 1: Oh well, okay up. And then so when we were done,
Speaker 1: just you know, as a nice thing to do, I
Speaker 1: offered to give her a ride home, okay, and she declined.
Speaker 1: She drove on her own, and so, like I was
Speaker 1: just concerned for her safety, So I followed her home.
Speaker 1: Who safety? Why would you do that? I don't know, Like,
Speaker 1: I just I just felt like I needed to do
Speaker 1: something at least really nice for her. Hold on, So
Speaker 1: you stalked her back to her house. Yeah, wait, did
Speaker 1: you follow her home and leave or did you do
Speaker 1: anything when you followed her lurk outside of her door.
Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to be creepy or anything like that.
Speaker 1: But when she got inside, the lights flicked on, and
Speaker 1: I think she looked out the window, and I just
Speaker 1: I panicked and I sped off. Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: mean a random dude on the internet and he follows
Speaker 1: to you to your house and then you make weird
Speaker 1: eye contact with him out your window. Heel away like
Speaker 1: an innocent person does. Guys, like I said, I don't
Speaker 1: know if she saw me before I panicked, and I
Speaker 1: don't know if she even noticed what the animals thing.
Speaker 1: So I just don't know why she's not calling me back,
Speaker 1: and that's why I need your help. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna play a song, come back, call Chloe and
Speaker 1: try and get your second date update. We'll figure out
Speaker 1: if it's reason ABCT or mystery reason that Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, all right, hold on it. When you go
Speaker 1: out on a first date, it's a lot of guys
Speaker 1: that will try to impress a woman by handing them
Speaker 1: a big bouquet of red roses. Oh wow, Yeah, a
Speaker 1: little cliche, but okay. Nathan basically gave his date a
Speaker 1: big bouquet of red flags on their first date. Romantic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they went to an animal shelter where all the animals
Speaker 1: were barking and hissing at him the whole time. And
Speaker 1: then after that he secretly followed her car home, and
Speaker 1: then when she turned on the lights in her house,
Speaker 1: he sped away. Yeah yeah, presumably knocking over some garbage
Speaker 1: cans and a couple of fruit stands as he peeled out.
Speaker 1: It's just how it works. But now Nathan knows it
Speaker 1: wasn't his best showing, and he's hoping we can get
Speaker 1: him another shot after that recap. Hey, but you know what, Nathan,
Speaker 1: I got good news for you. Yeah. I know. Women,
Speaker 1: they're my people, and we are so good at overlooking
Speaker 1: red flags and just ignoring them. We are so good
Speaker 1: at it. Well, I'm a nice guy. I'm not you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't mean her any harm. I just was nervous.
Speaker 1: So like, it's not like they're like actual red flags,
Speaker 1: Like I'm a good guy. Yeah, I think they're pretty
Speaker 1: red flaggy. Oh yeah, well that sounds like something a
Speaker 1: blonde would say, Okay, listen, fair point, Nathan, majority of
Speaker 1: blows are actually brunette. Okay, Oh, that's just saying it's
Speaker 1: hard to be natural. All right. We could talk about
Speaker 1: this all but instead we're gonna dial Chloe's phone number
Speaker 1: for you and try and get you your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, thanks guys. Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Chloe please? Hi? Speaking Hi Chloe.
Speaker 1: How are you doing? This is young Jeffrey from the
Speaker 1: radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm sorry, what
Speaker 1: is this about? Well, this is about your dating life? Um? What? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we do a segment on our show called a
Speaker 1: second Date Update. That's where if you go out with
Speaker 1: someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you can
Speaker 1: reach out to us and we'll contact them for you
Speaker 1: to try and figure out the reason why someone called
Speaker 1: you about me. Yes, specifically a guy named Nathan. Oh
Speaker 1: oh okay, Oh that's really positive. I know that was
Speaker 1: not the reaction that I was expecting at all. Is
Speaker 1: this going to be like quick? Chloe? Like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: Nathan just tap got around to calling him back. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like literally that really? Everything's fine. That's interesting. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't understand what's going on right now. Well, he's
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what happened, like what you're feeling
Speaker 1: about their date. Maybe we could just go over the
Speaker 1: date with you and ask you about a few things. Okay,
Speaker 1: Because he said that you came up with the idea
Speaker 1: to go to an animal shelter together because you like
Speaker 1: to volunteer there. Yeah, I do. Animals are really important
Speaker 1: to me. Okay, So how did that go? I mean
Speaker 1: it was nine. He seemed like you was trying really hard.
Speaker 1: Like I'd leave the room and come back and he'd
Speaker 1: be trying to like hug some of the animals and
Speaker 1: like stobs don't like being hugs. He seemed like he
Speaker 1: was trying really hard. No, that's what I told him.
Speaker 1: When he was telling us about how the Dodge are
Speaker 1: kind of like standoffs with him, I'm like, dude, you're overcompensating.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm picturing him like cornering a dog, be
Speaker 1: like come hug me. He wasn't yelling at the animals.
Speaker 1: He was trying to connect, and I think he missed
Speaker 1: a little. But it was sweet. Yeah, you definitely want
Speaker 1: a guy who's trying too hard than a guy that's
Speaker 1: not trying at all, right, like you can always be like,
Speaker 1: oh well, dogs don't like that. And afterwards he said
Speaker 1: that you guys went to dinner together. How did that go?
Speaker 1: It was fine? I mean he was repeating some things
Speaker 1: he kept saying, but like again he was nervous. It
Speaker 1: seemed fine. So you do like him, Like, had you,
Speaker 1: at the end of your date planned on going out
Speaker 1: with him again? Yeah? Actually I was on vacation for
Speaker 1: like a week, so I was gonna call him today
Speaker 1: or tomorrow now that I'm back. Okay, So he's just
Speaker 1: again trying too hard. I mean it's it's endearing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's really sweet. Well this is simple, all right, And
Speaker 1: I guess one last question, Chloe, we don't need to
Speaker 1: do this. How was your drive home home that night? Oh?
Speaker 1: My gosh, it was normal. I guess that that wasn't
Speaker 1: part of our date. I drove myself home. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: So how was it? How did it go? Fine? No,
Speaker 1: I mean I care about and I know Nathan cares
Speaker 1: a lot about safety and wants to make sure that
Speaker 1: you were obeying all the traffic laws. We have a
Speaker 1: lot of people out there that don't I think that's
Speaker 1: a good thing to know. I don't think I was speeding.
Speaker 1: If that's what you're implying, that seems kind of weird. Yeah, okay, well,
Speaker 1: Nathan just mentioned a few things that he was nervous
Speaker 1: about with the drive, So maybe I should let you
Speaker 1: talk to him about it. What because I didn't tell
Speaker 1: you this, but he's actually been on the other line
Speaker 1: listening and he heard everything that just said. Oh, what
Speaker 1: do you mean he's on the phone right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why didn't you say something? If you're on Hello, Nathan
Speaker 1: answer her? Hey, Hey, this is weird. Yeah. No, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry I had him call you. Uh. I guess
Speaker 1: I was just really nervous. But that makes total sense.
Speaker 1: You were on vacation and you weren't answering, so I uh,
Speaker 1: I guess I just got in my head about it.
Speaker 1: It's so great to hear that you had a good time. Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. I was gonna call you, and I should
Speaker 1: have told you I was going on vacations, but everything
Speaker 1: just happened so fast with their date coming together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that makes so much sense. Uh. And I've heard what
Speaker 1: you said about the dogs, and I mean, I totally
Speaker 1: get it. I should not hug dogs. I shouldn't do
Speaker 1: that anymore. I'm not gonna do that. And I think
Speaker 1: I think we can talk about animals are are different,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, And if we did it again, I'm
Speaker 1: sure it would be like I would be much better
Speaker 1: at it. Okay, you are read so like cute and
Speaker 1: also kind of desperate right now. Yeah, you're a nice guy,
Speaker 1: but this is brutal. Are you Are you embarrassed about
Speaker 1: calling us to call her? Yeah, I'm really I guess
Speaker 1: I just overthought it and this was really simple. Maybe
Speaker 1: the reason that Nathan is so nervous right now is
Speaker 1: because he feels a little bit guilty about what happened.
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't we don't have to. I mean
Speaker 1: we're gonna go out totally, absolutely, But don't you think
Speaker 1: maybe you'd feel a little bit better if you were
Speaker 1: one hundred percent truthful about how the night went. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're gonna do this to him? I don't go back now.
Speaker 1: I think it might be a good thing. It's a
Speaker 1: healthy thing for their relationship going forward. Man seems understanding.
Speaker 1: What are you guys talking about? Oh? This is so cringey.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a part of your night that
Speaker 1: you didn't even know what was going on, and Nathan
Speaker 1: should probably come clean about I will say, if I
Speaker 1: was on a internet date, i'd probably want to know
Speaker 1: that he did this too. You guys are freaking me out.
Speaker 1: What's going on? What are you talking about? All right,
Speaker 1: It's okay, man, We're here for you. Obviously, not before
Speaker 1: I say anything, Chloe, I just wanted to like say
Speaker 1: that at the end of the day, I had this
Speaker 1: really like deep gut feeling, like I just felt like,
Speaker 1: you know, he was like, tell me, whatever it is,
Speaker 1: this is weird, Okay. So when you left, um, I
Speaker 1: had a feeling that something bad was going to happen,
Speaker 1: so I just to make sure that you were safe.
Speaker 1: I was concerned about your safety. I followed you back.
Speaker 1: I followed you back and my house, yes, I did.
Speaker 1: But but when we got there, I made sure that
Speaker 1: you got in and I just left. I left right then.
Speaker 1: And I'm not like, I'm not a purv. I'm not
Speaker 1: like I didn't do anything like creepy or pervy. And
Speaker 1: just like, why wouldn't you just like ask me if
Speaker 1: I felt safe going home, why would you follow me
Speaker 1: and not tell me? Great question? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: guess I should have. I was just nervous and I
Speaker 1: didn't know how to express that to you. I just
Speaker 1: I didn't feel like I could communicate that. Oh okay, Chloy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: how you feeling? I mean a little weird. It's a
Speaker 1: little weird, right, Yeah, but can you understand where he's
Speaker 1: coming from a little bit a little bit? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: trying to us. He's trying. I mean, I think you
Speaker 1: miss but like I get where he's coming from. That's
Speaker 1: that is really good. I mean I think the overall
Speaker 1: theme of Nathan right now is just trying too hard. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: So with that all in mind, we would love to
Speaker 1: offer to send you guys out on another date and
Speaker 1: we'll pay for it. What do you say, Chloe? I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'd want to like talk to him
Speaker 1: if he's worried about my safety and has any more ideas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe he could, like I don't know, drive in front
Speaker 1: of my car like a police escort instead of following me.
Speaker 1: We could talk about it. How does that sound to you, Nathan?
Speaker 1: Sound good? That sounds great. I promise we'll talk about everything,
Speaker 1: and uh, I'll be cool. This time. I'm gonna relax. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't make promises. I can try. I can't try. This
Speaker 1: is awesome. Congratulations you guys. I mean I was gonna
Speaker 1: call him back before all this all happened to there.
Speaker 1: Oh no no, don't take this away from us, Chloe,
Speaker 1: we're the heroes. You're welcome. Broken Jeffrey in the morning,