Speaker 1: My bully used to say I was ugly, jokes on her.
Speaker 1: I married her boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Am I the ahole who got the last laugh or
Speaker 2: the last bang out with a bang? Banging your boyfriend?
Speaker 2: Let's go who's ugly now?
Speaker 1: And Sam, this is a little special edition of okop
Speaker 1: because we were reading a bunch of stories from our
Speaker 1: beautiful YouTube subscribers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, we love our YouTube describers, and we
Speaker 2: love when you comments that we can read your beautiful.
Speaker 1: Stories exactly, so let's get into them right now. Al
Speaker 1: Gunter fifteen says I was bullied constantly in school and
Speaker 1: still sometimes people have slick things to say. But the
Speaker 1: funniest bully moment was this girl I worked with used
Speaker 1: to sit around with her friend and fat shame me.
Speaker 3: How does anyone ever find your rejective?
Speaker 1: And now I'm engaged to her ex boyfriend who she
Speaker 1: still actively tries to get back with after four years
Speaker 1: and she's also married.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it just kept escalating, get escalating. And
Speaker 2: there's no revenge like banging your bully's x, you know,
Speaker 2: no sweeter revenge than the taste of their sweetness.
Speaker 3: Oh goodness, you know? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Ope, never let him get you down, and that person
Speaker 1: was rejecting a little bit, I think. So this next
Speaker 1: one is from any Gobble forty three seven. I got
Speaker 1: a pretty funny bullying story. My best friend had a
Speaker 1: brother who was.
Speaker 3: A year older than us.
Speaker 1: In junior high, he learned where all my classes were,
Speaker 1: and he would hide and jump out at me and
Speaker 1: lightly slug me in.
Speaker 3: The arms, stalker and assault her. You're under arrest. This
Speaker 3: happened three to four times a.
Speaker 1: Day for at least a year. That's way too much.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Which also I've told his story before. But
Speaker 1: at the end, I have my own little bullying story.
Speaker 1: It wasn't until I was an adult that it occurred
Speaker 1: to me that he probably.
Speaker 3: Just liked me. Yeah, he like likes you. He also
Speaker 3: set me up with my first boyfriend Lowel.
Speaker 2: All right, well you know Gane. Yeah, he contains multitude.
Speaker 2: Sometimes he's slugging you and then sometimes he's helping you.
Speaker 2: You know, have your boyfriend ge get his inside of
Speaker 2: that snailshell.
Speaker 1: Oh and then someone did comment from that one, this
Speaker 1: is aj the Great. That's sort of cute. Little Where
Speaker 1: are you both at today? Are we shipping y'all?
Speaker 3: Or no? Angie what's good.
Speaker 1: Hey, now we can talk to you direct now we Hey,
Speaker 1: we know where you comment. Okay, By the way, I
Speaker 1: totally mispronounced your name earlier. My bad angie said agne
Speaker 1: ah the classic agne classic.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: Next one is short and sweet from Grizzly Bear one
Speaker 1: one one. I was bullied for having freckles. Years later,
Speaker 1: now everyone wants fake freckles.
Speaker 3: Everyone.
Speaker 2: People are getting tattoos of freckles on their face. You
Speaker 2: see these dots, Yeah, you want them, don't you? You
Speaker 2: want them? Oh goodness, in ten years, you're gonna want
Speaker 2: these babies. Yeah, let me tattoo them on your face
Speaker 2: right now. That's right, you won them all these dots
Speaker 2: for all the times that I hurt my shot with
Speaker 2: your boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh god. This next one is from Babe Bunny. My
Speaker 1: bullying was more mundane empathetic compared to most. I'm six
Speaker 1: foot four, so real tall. I think you're kind of
Speaker 1: short boy, on the smaller end of big boys. And
Speaker 1: even in high school I stood out. I was very
Speaker 1: tall and Asian, and my bully was this four foot
Speaker 1: and change Mexican guy.
Speaker 2: Yo, you learn to pick on someone your own size,
Speaker 2: you're gonna get a whooping.
Speaker 1: That phrase has never come in more true than this.
Speaker 1: Literally can't remember his name. He used to screw with
Speaker 1: me constantly, and it was because I rarely walked with groups,
Speaker 1: and it was a lose lose situation with me. Either
Speaker 1: I let it go and be a punk or fight back.
Speaker 1: And it's literally a guy two feet taller than him
Speaker 1: throwing him around because he probably weighed ninety pounds soaking wet.
Speaker 1: He also made sure to hide or get out of
Speaker 1: school quickly so I couldn't do anything to him.
Speaker 3: This little lame as bully.
Speaker 1: Ever right right, like, hey, come on, come and get it,
Speaker 1: so he was always where the teachers were watching. Yeah, babe, bunny,
Speaker 1: he's throw him around. He's getting what goes around comes around.
Speaker 2: Being a good swirly swirl them We're all around. Become
Speaker 2: the bully, embrace it, become the bully. To destroy the bully?
Speaker 1: Yes, but then who are you a great fan of okop?
Speaker 1: That's who you are? Last story in the bunch, and
Speaker 1: this one is from my bullying story. When I was
Speaker 1: in middle school, I had a couple of annoying delinquents
Speaker 1: in my class that would occasionally throw paper or stables
Speaker 1: at me while the T shirt was doing her lesson.
Speaker 1: I was an honor student who was always very quiet
Speaker 1: and well behaved in class. One day I got sick
Speaker 1: and tired of him being a tool, so I picked
Speaker 1: up a crumpled piece of paper and whipped it onto
Speaker 1: his face when the teacher turned her back to the class.
Speaker 3: Shit, Indiana Jones, of paper right here? Oh yeah, so like,
Speaker 3: whip it? Or did they? Did you just throw it?
Speaker 3: I'm imagining I whipped you know, remember those little popper
Speaker 3: things like I think it's like, yeah, wait, wait, do
Speaker 3: you have a piece of paper.
Speaker 1: I do out there? How committed are you? I love
Speaker 1: how Cadiza is also watching you patiently. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: little extra sauce.
Speaker 3: Let's see it. Let's see it, Let's see it. Whip it.
Speaker 1: Oh, now he's cooking. Here he goes those corners, tight
Speaker 1: piece of papers working.
Speaker 3: Woo he did it. Yes, let's go.
Speaker 1: Never dare Sam to chase a rabbit hole He can't
Speaker 1: get to the bottom.
Speaker 2: Too, Indiana Jones, that shit cheers editors put that bucket in.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He made a surprise noise, which caught the teacher's attention,
Speaker 1: and she turned around asking him why he was interrupting.
Speaker 1: Shocked as hell, he accurately told her what had happened,
Speaker 1: leaving out his part. Of course, she looked at me
Speaker 1: and I just deadpanned. I was silent. The rest of
Speaker 1: the class was silent.
Speaker 3: Imagine she does one of those gem like, hm, he's
Speaker 3: the round guy.
Speaker 1: She told him off, and the class continued. Teacher knows
Speaker 1: who the troublemaker is. Come on, as they always say,
Speaker 1: they weren't born yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yeah yes' because they're old as bock.
Speaker 1: I believe we've gotten so many of Sam's bully's stories.
Speaker 3: I heard you have one.
Speaker 1: I feel like we should eat share one in solidarity
Speaker 1: with our amazing fans. So me, I rocked the rolling
Speaker 1: backpack until ninth grade. Okay, ninth grade. That's very brave
Speaker 1: of you.
Speaker 3: I was out here. I was outside with the wheels.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, bro. I switched in high school out of fear.
Speaker 1: I switched halfway through I think ninth grader or early
Speaker 1: in ninth grade. But I was rocking it for a
Speaker 1: little bit. But in middle school there was this guy
Speaker 1: and he would always come up and always kick my backpack,
Speaker 1: and he was you know, you guys have actually mentioned
Speaker 1: the comments. I had these people I called them friends,
Speaker 1: but they're like, you know, I don't know if they
Speaker 1: were your friends. And I'm like, maybe you guys are right,
Speaker 1: So actually tell me the co so this guy is
Speaker 1: my friend or not?
Speaker 3: Let me know. It's very helpful.
Speaker 1: So literally like there, I think it was like sixth grade, right,
Speaker 1: And so every day he comes boom, kicks it back,
Speaker 1: kicks it back.
Speaker 3: There's this one like hallway. He would just follow me
Speaker 3: the whole way.
Speaker 1: To class and just kick my bag constantly, and I
Speaker 1: would literally just like let it rock. I just didn't
Speaker 1: do anything right. And so this is going on for
Speaker 1: like maybe the whole school year. If I remember correctly.
Speaker 2: Is he like kicking it so you have to like
Speaker 2: turn it around the right way so you can keep
Speaker 2: wheeling it.
Speaker 1: He's not kicking it so hard that's like flying out
Speaker 1: of my hand. But it's like goose, goose, goose.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: So I waited, I plodded in the grass, and I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: this man doesn't know. So I have Lovian conditioned him
Speaker 1: to know that, hey, you can come, you can kick
Speaker 1: the bag, you can leave, nothing's gonna happen, right, And
Speaker 1: so one day, like near the end of the school,
Speaker 1: I saw him just revving up for a big old kick.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is my time to shine. So
Speaker 1: I pulled that bag out of his way, and he
Speaker 1: kicked up and just like was airborne and then like
Speaker 1: fell and just completely knocked the wind out of himself.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I just walked away like those sweet superheroes and
Speaker 1: the explosion.
Speaker 3: That was good. That's sweet, it worked out. You know
Speaker 3: that one is some sweet ending. But speaking of things
Speaker 3: that don't have sweet endings.
Speaker 2: Well, I've shared too many of my bullying stories on
Speaker 2: this podcast. I were to hear yours, especially the come
Speaker 2: up on some ones where the bully actually got what
Speaker 2: they deserved. Put those answers to the comments right now.
Speaker 2: And also, anyone remember poppers?
Speaker 3: Remember this? Yeah, that's a popper. That's right.
Speaker 2: What were your favorite ways to annoy the class? Put
Speaker 2: your answers in the comments immediately. Let us know see
Speaker 2: you next time, soun