WEBVTT - EP1094: Bully Stories

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<v Speaker 1>My bully used to say I was ugly, jokes on her.

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<v Speaker 1>I married her boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I the ahole who got the last laugh or

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<v Speaker 2>the last bang out with a bang? Banging your boyfriend?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go who's ugly now?

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<v Speaker 1>And Sam, this is a little special edition of okop

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<v Speaker 1>because we were reading a bunch of stories from our

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful YouTube subscribers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, we love our YouTube describers, and we

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<v Speaker 2>love when you comments that we can read your beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Stories exactly, so let's get into them right now. Al

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<v Speaker 1>Gunter fifteen says I was bullied constantly in school and

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<v Speaker 1>still sometimes people have slick things to say. But the

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<v Speaker 1>funniest bully moment was this girl I worked with used

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<v Speaker 1>to sit around with her friend and fat shame me.

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<v Speaker 3>How does anyone ever find your rejective?

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<v Speaker 1>And now I'm engaged to her ex boyfriend who she

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<v Speaker 1>still actively tries to get back with after four years

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<v Speaker 1>and she's also married.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it just kept escalating, get escalating. And

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<v Speaker 2>there's no revenge like banging your bully's x, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>no sweeter revenge than the taste of their sweetness.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh goodness, you know? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Ope, never let him get you down, and that person

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<v Speaker 1>was rejecting a little bit, I think. So this next

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<v Speaker 1>one is from any Gobble forty three seven. I got

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty funny bullying story. My best friend had a

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<v Speaker 1>brother who was.

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<v Speaker 3>A year older than us.

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<v Speaker 1>In junior high, he learned where all my classes were,

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<v Speaker 1>and he would hide and jump out at me and

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<v Speaker 1>lightly slug me in.

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<v Speaker 3>The arms, stalker and assault her. You're under arrest. This

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<v Speaker 3>happened three to four times a.

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<v Speaker 1>Day for at least a year. That's way too much.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. Which also I've told his story before. But

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<v Speaker 1>at the end, I have my own little bullying story.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't until I was an adult that it occurred

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<v Speaker 1>to me that he probably.

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<v Speaker 3>Just liked me. Yeah, he like likes you. He also

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<v Speaker 3>set me up with my first boyfriend Lowel.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well you know Gane. Yeah, he contains multitude.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes he's slugging you and then sometimes he's helping you.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, have your boyfriend ge get his inside of

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<v Speaker 2>that snailshell.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and then someone did comment from that one, this

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<v Speaker 1>is aj the Great. That's sort of cute. Little Where

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<v Speaker 1>are you both at today? Are we shipping y'all?

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<v Speaker 3>Or no? Angie what's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, now we can talk to you direct now we Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we know where you comment. Okay, By the way, I

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<v Speaker 1>totally mispronounced your name earlier. My bad angie said agne

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<v Speaker 1>ah the classic agne classic.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Next one is short and sweet from Grizzly Bear one

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<v Speaker 1>one one. I was bullied for having freckles. Years later,

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<v Speaker 1>now everyone wants fake freckles.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>People are getting tattoos of freckles on their face. You

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<v Speaker 2>see these dots, Yeah, you want them, don't you? You

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<v Speaker 2>want them? Oh goodness, in ten years, you're gonna want

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<v Speaker 2>these babies. Yeah, let me tattoo them on your face

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<v Speaker 2>right now. That's right, you won them all these dots

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<v Speaker 2>for all the times that I hurt my shot with

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<v Speaker 2>your boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god. This next one is from Babe Bunny. My

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<v Speaker 1>bullying was more mundane empathetic compared to most. I'm six

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<v Speaker 1>foot four, so real tall. I think you're kind of

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<v Speaker 1>short boy, on the smaller end of big boys. And

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<v Speaker 1>even in high school I stood out. I was very

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<v Speaker 1>tall and Asian, and my bully was this four foot

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<v Speaker 1>and change Mexican guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yo, you learn to pick on someone your own size,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna get a whooping.

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<v Speaker 1>That phrase has never come in more true than this.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally can't remember his name. He used to screw with

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<v Speaker 1>me constantly, and it was because I rarely walked with groups,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was a lose lose situation with me. Either

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<v Speaker 1>I let it go and be a punk or fight back.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's literally a guy two feet taller than him

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<v Speaker 1>throwing him around because he probably weighed ninety pounds soaking wet.

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<v Speaker 1>He also made sure to hide or get out of

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<v Speaker 1>school quickly so I couldn't do anything to him.

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<v Speaker 3>This little lame as bully.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever right right, like, hey, come on, come and get it,

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<v Speaker 1>so he was always where the teachers were watching. Yeah, babe, bunny,

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<v Speaker 1>he's throw him around. He's getting what goes around comes around.

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<v Speaker 2>Being a good swirly swirl them We're all around. Become

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<v Speaker 2>the bully, embrace it, become the bully. To destroy the bully?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, but then who are you a great fan of okop?

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<v Speaker 1>That's who you are? Last story in the bunch, and

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<v Speaker 1>this one is from my bullying story. When I was

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<v Speaker 1>in middle school, I had a couple of annoying delinquents

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<v Speaker 1>in my class that would occasionally throw paper or stables

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<v Speaker 1>at me while the T shirt was doing her lesson.

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<v Speaker 1>I was an honor student who was always very quiet

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<v Speaker 1>and well behaved in class. One day I got sick

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<v Speaker 1>and tired of him being a tool, so I picked

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<v Speaker 1>up a crumpled piece of paper and whipped it onto

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<v Speaker 1>his face when the teacher turned her back to the class.

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<v Speaker 3>Shit, Indiana Jones, of paper right here? Oh yeah, so like,

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<v Speaker 3>whip it? Or did they? Did you just throw it?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm imagining I whipped you know, remember those little popper

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<v Speaker 3>things like I think it's like, yeah, wait, wait, do

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<v Speaker 3>you have a piece of paper.

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<v Speaker 1>I do out there? How committed are you? I love

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<v Speaker 1>how Cadiza is also watching you patiently. Yeah, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>little extra sauce.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see it. Let's see it, Let's see it. Whip it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, now he's cooking. Here he goes those corners, tight

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<v Speaker 1>piece of papers working.

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<v Speaker 3>Woo he did it. Yes, let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>Never dare Sam to chase a rabbit hole He can't

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<v Speaker 1>get to the bottom.

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<v Speaker 2>Too, Indiana Jones, that shit cheers editors put that bucket in.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He made a surprise noise, which caught the teacher's attention,

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<v Speaker 1>and she turned around asking him why he was interrupting.

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<v Speaker 1>Shocked as hell, he accurately told her what had happened,

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<v Speaker 1>leaving out his part. Of course, she looked at me

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<v Speaker 1>and I just deadpanned. I was silent. The rest of

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<v Speaker 1>the class was silent.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine she does one of those gem like, hm, he's

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<v Speaker 3>the round guy.

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<v Speaker 1>She told him off, and the class continued. Teacher knows

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<v Speaker 1>who the troublemaker is. Come on, as they always say,

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<v Speaker 1>they weren't born yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yes' because they're old as bock.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe we've gotten so many of Sam's bully's stories.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard you have one.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we should eat share one in solidarity

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<v Speaker 1>with our amazing fans. So me, I rocked the rolling

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<v Speaker 1>backpack until ninth grade. Okay, ninth grade. That's very brave

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<v Speaker 1>of you.

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<v Speaker 3>I was out here. I was outside with the wheels.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, bro. I switched in high school out of fear.

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<v Speaker 1>I switched halfway through I think ninth grader or early

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<v Speaker 1>in ninth grade. But I was rocking it for a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. But in middle school there was this guy

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<v Speaker 1>and he would always come up and always kick my backpack,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was you know, you guys have actually mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>the comments. I had these people I called them friends,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're like, you know, I don't know if they

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<v Speaker 1>were your friends. And I'm like, maybe you guys are right,

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<v Speaker 1>So actually tell me the co so this guy is

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<v Speaker 1>my friend or not?

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<v Speaker 3>Let me know. It's very helpful.

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<v Speaker 1>So literally like there, I think it was like sixth grade, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And so every day he comes boom, kicks it back,

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<v Speaker 1>kicks it back.

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<v Speaker 3>There's this one like hallway. He would just follow me

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<v Speaker 3>the whole way.

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<v Speaker 1>To class and just kick my bag constantly, and I

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<v Speaker 1>would literally just like let it rock. I just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do anything right. And so this is going on for

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe the whole school year. If I remember correctly.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he like kicking it so you have to like

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<v Speaker 2>turn it around the right way so you can keep

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<v Speaker 2>wheeling it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not kicking it so hard that's like flying out

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<v Speaker 1>of my hand. But it's like goose, goose, goose.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>So I waited, I plodded in the grass, and I'm like, man,

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<v Speaker 1>this man doesn't know. So I have Lovian conditioned him

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<v Speaker 1>to know that, hey, you can come, you can kick

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<v Speaker 1>the bag, you can leave, nothing's gonna happen, right, And

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<v Speaker 1>so one day, like near the end of the school,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw him just revving up for a big old kick.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is my time to shine. So

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<v Speaker 1>I pulled that bag out of his way, and he

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<v Speaker 1>kicked up and just like was airborne and then like

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<v Speaker 1>fell and just completely knocked the wind out of himself.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just walked away like those sweet superheroes and

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<v Speaker 1>the explosion.

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<v Speaker 3>That was good. That's sweet, it worked out. You know

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<v Speaker 3>that one is some sweet ending. But speaking of things

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<v Speaker 3>that don't have sweet endings.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I've shared too many of my bullying stories on

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast. I were to hear yours, especially the come

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<v Speaker 2>up on some ones where the bully actually got what

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<v Speaker 2>they deserved. Put those answers to the comments right now.

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<v Speaker 2>And also, anyone remember poppers?

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<v Speaker 3>Remember this? Yeah, that's a popper. That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>What were your favorite ways to annoy the class? Put

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<v Speaker 2>your answers in the comments immediately. Let us know see

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<v Speaker 2>you next time, soun