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<v Speaker 1>No, absolutely, not having that. I know you guys who

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<v Speaker 1>like to eat.

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<v Speaker 2>Cereal makes them complete, so cereal they care's aquaria not true?

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<v Speaker 2>Some get some retired.

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<v Speaker 1>That's us. Welcome to serial killers. Today is Monday, November

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<v Speaker 1>three or fourth? Worth fourth fourth? Yes, we already established.

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<v Speaker 1>Tomorrow is election day. Yes, cool, go out and vote. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go out and vote and check out bull Chak because

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<v Speaker 1>we talked all about it. Yeah, so let's eat some cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. So here's what we're gonna do on this one, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>I always do the one like the uncrappy one last,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, after we've had sweet sweetweet, and it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh because it we'll never possibly like it because our

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<v Speaker 1>palate has been sweetened. Yeah, so we're gonna do a

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<v Speaker 1>matte cereal that he sent us. It's one from Lovebird.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember we did one love Bird or two before, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So this one is a grain free cereal, fair trade cassava,

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<v Speaker 1>coconut coconut oil, Himalayan salt, unsweetened.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm guessing this probably costs you at least forty seven dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, did you hear anything that I said?

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<v Speaker 2>I heard that it's unsweetened?

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<v Speaker 1>Why you didn't hear anything before that. I have a

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<v Speaker 1>right before that, ten dollars. Right before that. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>say money.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't spend money.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say money. Matt sent this. Yeah, rise and fly, Andy,

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<v Speaker 1>Rise and fly. I'm trying late to take off this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what is this? Now? They're just o's, Oh, unsweetened o's.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like healthy cheerios.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, cheerios are like semi healthy. Although people are getting

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<v Speaker 1>mad at them now why because are like GMO everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard that MSG is actually not bad for mono

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<v Speaker 1>sodium gluten, the one that, like you, they they don't

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<v Speaker 1>do anymore because it was killing people.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess. So apparently it was not any of that,

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<v Speaker 2>and we've just been led to believe that from some

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<v Speaker 2>propaganda that started in the seventies.

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<v Speaker 1>Propaganda.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, look at this one. Bro.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a factory.

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<v Speaker 1>That one did not get sliced. No, the extruda tube,

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<v Speaker 1>the extruded did not cut that one off.

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<v Speaker 2>This one has it's a nice smell, I guess, nude.

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<v Speaker 2>This smells like wet wipes. It smells like a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of wet wipes.

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<v Speaker 1>I just happened to have here?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you put that in? What did you put that

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<v Speaker 2>in your I know somebody autographed for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I left it there. Ugh, it actually smells nice. It

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<v Speaker 1>smells any cake.

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<v Speaker 2>No it doesn't. I think it smells Okay, are you

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<v Speaker 2>wiping your cake with a wet white.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna go back to the Farmland Fresh Dairries fridge

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<v Speaker 1>in Yeah. Can you guess what we're using? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>the crack is Backfoo. There's meat falling out of the refrigerator.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. Farmland Fresh Dairies. Uh, some of them

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<v Speaker 1>meat friends came up today and I have the refrigerator

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<v Speaker 1>packed with meat.

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<v Speaker 2>We're really using the whole part of the cow.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that's right. Great, see that. I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, cawfe Sorry, we love you. Oh, we don't eat.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't eat the milk. Cows eat the other cows.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was probably her dad. So we're using Farmlay

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<v Speaker 1>Fresh Dairies two percent reduced fat organic milk today.

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<v Speaker 2>Great.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know I just have to reiterate, farm La

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<v Speaker 1>Fresh Dairies has all kinds of milks, yes, fat free,

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<v Speaker 1>whole organic chocolate. I actually love the two percent buttermilk. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and the eggnog is in stores now, Oh my.

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<v Speaker 2>God, I love you. Remember when I tried the eggnog

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<v Speaker 2>for the first time. It's delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw it in Chopra yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, pal, I am not looking forward to this.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to eat this. I'm just telling you

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<v Speaker 2>from now.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's no stevia in it. It might be okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I hate the smell.

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<v Speaker 1>They look like almost cheerios, but a little deform.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very off putting.

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<v Speaker 1>H I'll tell you one thing. The milk is delicious. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my goodness. I do taste coconut towards the end.

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<v Speaker 1>You know in the Kuddy cereals, will you taste stevia

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<v Speaker 1>toward the end. I taste coconut toward the end, which

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<v Speaker 1>I like. But I don't like any other part of this.

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<v Speaker 2>That is nasty. Yeah, that is a sin. That is

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<v Speaker 2>a crime. That gets a bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave it a spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>There is nothing enjoyable about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just the hint of coconut is the only thing

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<v Speaker 1>I like.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't get a hint. Oh really, I didn't get

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<v Speaker 2>a hint. No, No, thank you for blowing in my face.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh ingredients, I mean cassava flour, coconut flour, organ of

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<v Speaker 1>coconut oil, and Humalayan salt. That's really all it's in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Homalayan, Himalayan where the Homalayans.

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<v Speaker 1>It's manufactured in a factory that.

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<v Speaker 2>Process something about Himalayan sea salt.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure the pink stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, really getting that from Himalaya mountain.

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<v Speaker 1>Or as my teacher used to say, Amalia.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, where are they getting it?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess they dig down and get it.

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<v Speaker 2>They're going to the mountain and just digging.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Costco is just like, yeah, we got a

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<v Speaker 1>refinery up there in the salt mines there.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a Google.

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<v Speaker 1>Google all you want. I'm gonna move on to the

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<v Speaker 1>next Matt Cereal disgusting. I'm clearing out Matt. Okay, because

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<v Speaker 1>Matt has as he's got a backlog of stuff that

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to send us, So I gotta blow out

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<v Speaker 1>some Matte Cereals. I honestly don't even know what store

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<v Speaker 1>this came from, but Matt did send it. This massive

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<v Speaker 1>bag of fake Captain crunch crunchberries was a dollar nineteen. Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at this, it's a pretty big bag of cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called Golden Valley Cereals. Erry Crunch, A taste of

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<v Speaker 1>home A taste of home berry crunch, sweetened corn and

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<v Speaker 1>oat cereal, natural and artificial strawberry flavor. I wonder what

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<v Speaker 1>the natural flavor is. M Well, I mean it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like what do you do?

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<v Speaker 2>There's his home Ountains of salt.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah in Himalayas. Who knew? I did?

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<v Speaker 2>You were uneasy about it? You were like a light yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>smell it. Okay, that makes up for it.

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<v Speaker 1>That smells. Give me some Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there's a trick to this one?

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<v Speaker 1>A trick?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of trick?

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<v Speaker 2>Like what? I don't get it? What it just is.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's some off brand.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You probably got this at some dollar store somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a dollar nineteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well no, I think he gets this from the uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the amish more, the hat people, ama a hat people. Yep. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so weird. I saw a bunch of homage people

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<v Speaker 1>in a gas station convenience store. It's just weird. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I thought they did they get there? There was no

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<v Speaker 1>buggies in the parking lot, so I have no idea

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<v Speaker 1>they walked it was the weirdest. I'm not sure, but

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<v Speaker 1>they like have money and credit cards and stuff. I guess, right,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't they not supposed to do these things? Or they

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<v Speaker 1>just like electricity? I don't know. I need to school

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<v Speaker 1>myself on the amage. And I'm sorry if I'm offending

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<v Speaker 1>in any shape or form.

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<v Speaker 2>But how would they be listening?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, people that are friends with them. Hey, Jebediah, you

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<v Speaker 1>know they're talking about on serial killers.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something. I actually love that name. Jebediah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's a great name.

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<v Speaker 1>It is, all right, so you got your I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it looks just like I have.

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<v Speaker 2>A child with the name of Jebediah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and you could be the god parent and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>call them Jeb, jebby Jeb, just like the cop on chips.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you okay, Jeff? Do you know that I'm godparent

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<v Speaker 2>to almost three kids?

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's sad, yep and frightening. Yeah, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>The berry flavor is great, and we'll give you that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's good.

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<v Speaker 2>I think because this was so miserable.

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<v Speaker 1>See that's what happens, that's what it messes with our palate.

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<v Speaker 2>I love this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really good right, nex night, tell me what is

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<v Speaker 1>called again so we can let everybody know. Carler Marie

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<v Speaker 1>yelled at me about that long time ago. What's the brand?

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<v Speaker 2>Golden Bellley Cereals Berry crunch with a K.

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<v Speaker 1>And where are they from? They're from Bridge Bridgeton, Missouri.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, shut up, you got really excited. And I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know why.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because that's where that's where Western Union's headquarters was.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was in Sedar Rapids, ioway they wanted me

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<v Speaker 1>to move to Bridge and Missouri.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you could have had this every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at that. Wow. I don't think they're there anymore. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, it's very expired, right, it's still Look

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<v Speaker 1>it's still very crunchy with a K though. It's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was way better. I think it's just because

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<v Speaker 2>that one was the first one.

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<v Speaker 1>Four balls, nice and sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good well considering, yeah, this has been expired since

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<v Speaker 2>she'll like very crunchy though. See the bag its October.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh remember, oh, sorry, November. I give this five balls

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<v Speaker 2>because I would give crunch berries five mm.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's great, really really good. Thank you, Matt. That

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<v Speaker 1>was a good one, all right, So I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what to play here. God bless We'll

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<v Speaker 1>be back right after this and we're bad. Wow. So

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<v Speaker 1>all right, this next cereal is very upsetting to me

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<v Speaker 1>yet exciting to me at the same time. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell you why. Secret Squirrel Joel texted me over

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend and he's like, bro, have you seen this?

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<v Speaker 1>Sends me a picture. I'm like, dude, did not even

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<v Speaker 1>know that was a thing, went into the store, got

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<v Speaker 1>to the shelf. I'm like, are you nuts? Nine dollars

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<v Speaker 1>and forty nine cents for this box of cereal I'm

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<v Speaker 1>about to take out? And I paid for it? People?

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<v Speaker 1>Did we get everything for free? No? I pay for

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<v Speaker 1>most of this stuff, you know you? I know last

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<v Speaker 1>two that we just yeah, but most I said most most.

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<v Speaker 2>And the four that I brought back from Portugal.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, great episode? Wow, So you know way, so I

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<v Speaker 1>pay for ninety percent of them.

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<v Speaker 2>And the Kellogg's won the box that we got, the

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<v Speaker 2>promo box.

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<v Speaker 1>What we didn't get any promo from Kelloggs. They hate us.

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<v Speaker 1>They've never sent us anything. Kelloggs nothing, And I spent

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<v Speaker 1>ten dollars on their cereals. Yeah, special k Andrew, very

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<v Speaker 1>special special K triple berry blend, triple berry blend, berries

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<v Speaker 1>and dark chocolate. I mean that sounds huh pretty insane.

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<v Speaker 1>The flakes must be coated and dark chocolate.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting, right, I hate that the berries are dehydrated.

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<v Speaker 1>What they can't have fresh berries in a box of cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, make it the flakes. What make it flakes

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<v Speaker 2>or anything or make it like I just don't like

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<v Speaker 2>the dehydrated stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but then you can't have fruit and cereal any

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<v Speaker 1>other way.

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<v Speaker 2>When they flake, it freeze dried. I hate that they

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<v Speaker 2>get sizzly.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is this box is much smaller than a

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<v Speaker 1>regular special K box and three times the price.

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<v Speaker 2>That's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh wow, there's a lot of fruit in here

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<v Speaker 1>that's exciting. Those are cranberries. There's cranberries and blueberries and

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<v Speaker 1>strawberries and then dark chocolate. This dark chocolate. Dude, this

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna be good. I know you don't like the cranberries.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're not a fan because it's sizzles, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I just hate when they linger y, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give you that. I'm giving it to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm definitely definitely giving it to you. Zombie.

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<v Speaker 2>You not not your best what not your best? Why

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<v Speaker 2>the zombie park didn't really make sense? Like I know

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<v Speaker 2>they sing zombie, but it was just Halloween. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, proul. I mean it would have been better

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<v Speaker 2>if you said, like, were you a zombie for Halloween?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here's yours. Oh it smells nice. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's an interesting combination.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something. These are like, oh, well

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<v Speaker 2>there goes that. These berries are full.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give you a little Farmland Fresh Dairies two

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<v Speaker 1>percent organic, reduced fat milk farm our friends, if Farmland Fresh.

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<v Speaker 2>Dairies they packed this full of fruit like too much?

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<v Speaker 1>I you know, I wonder if Farmland Fresh Dairies is

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere near how much country because that's also Pennsylvania.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we gotta go out to the factory.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when we go we see some buggies on

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<v Speaker 1>the road. There's more fruit in here than there is flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay with it. Oh no, I'm good with it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be worth ten bucks ready.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there's like barbecued meat. What what what are you

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<v Speaker 2>talking about? What it tastes like vomit? That's legit? What like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting it you know what it it's the chocolate

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<v Speaker 1>on the flames. My god, it's the chocolate on the

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<v Speaker 1>flakes that is giving it that flavor. You're right.

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<v Speaker 2>That tastes like mom. It tastes like fuke.

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<v Speaker 1>You are right.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would they do that?

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<v Speaker 1>I would never turn it. I'm not even kidding. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>taking that back to shop right and be like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 2>That is barf.

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<v Speaker 1>The berries itself are good, and there's lots of them.

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<v Speaker 1>The berries tastes like puke. Here, look, take a flake dry.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do this taste again. No, no, no, I genuinely,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like it's in my mouth. It's in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Try a flake, because it's what it is. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>chocolate on the flakes. That's where the flavors get. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's when it hits the milk. It might do it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where it's coming from. It is the it's the

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<v Speaker 2>coated flake. I don't think so, I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know that is bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what to give this puky face for.

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<v Speaker 1>You means nothing, no bowls, no spoons, right, h wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the granberries are so tart, they are very tard

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<v Speaker 2>it's disgusting that it's supposed to compliment the other stuffs.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't. Oh my god, that's the worst cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine with the berries. It's the flakes that's just

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<v Speaker 1>it is gross. But I like the fruit. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give it a bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>As absolutely one of the most trash cereals I've ever

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<v Speaker 2>ever ever had in my whole time doing the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Problem is, I don't know if I could eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>I I'm only giving it a ball because of the berries.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll eat the berries out of it all day, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that I could actually eat a full

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<v Speaker 1>cup of this with the flakes and everything, because it

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<v Speaker 1>is quite nauseating.

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<v Speaker 2>The it's I'm speechless. That is, honest to god, the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>I am shocked that a brand like Kellogg's would put

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<v Speaker 2>this out there. Biff, I know you're watching this, Biff

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<v Speaker 2>at Kellogg's. Biff the Intern, No, it tastes good. Send

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<v Speaker 2>it to.

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<v Speaker 1>Market, well, right, because he must have been the summer intern. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>summer's over and now this finally hit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Do dark chocolate? I do like the I like the strawberry.

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<v Speaker 2>If should we do a taste test? No, just put

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<v Speaker 2>it out just put it out. Everyone loves berries and

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<v Speaker 2>dark chocolate. Wow awful.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how this would have been better, Andrew if

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<v Speaker 1>by not.

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<v Speaker 2>Being made, I mean back sent back to hell where

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<v Speaker 2>it belonged.

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<v Speaker 1>If it was the regular Special K flakes and it

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<v Speaker 1>had those dark chocolate chunks like the strawberry chocolate cereal has,

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<v Speaker 1>then yes, the so the coated flakes is.

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<v Speaker 2>The problem is Farmland Fresh Dairy. The milk tastes amazing, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>when you have a sour taste going against it, like

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<v Speaker 2>the cranberries, it's not great.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not even just the cranbers. I'm telling you, it's

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<v Speaker 1>whatever they have on the flakes is meshing with every I.

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<v Speaker 2>Just ate one of the chocolate flakes. It's a sour

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<v Speaker 2>cereal that you get a weird dark chocolate burst from,

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<v Speaker 2>and then afterwards you're just left tasting like your crunching vomit. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>here's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>I do get an essence of vomit. I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>get it. Here's what I'll tell you. If the cereal

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<v Speaker 1>ever goes on sale near you, try it and see

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<v Speaker 1>if we're wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Show that to the camera.

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<v Speaker 1>Special K Triple Berry Blend.

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<v Speaker 2>That this this this is one of the worst of

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<v Speaker 2>all time. If the incinerator noise was in there, I

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<v Speaker 2>chuck that into the cereal incinerator in two seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>It says it's deliciously crafteds she was not.

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<v Speaker 2>She was not crafted.

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<v Speaker 1>It says it's a scrumptious blend of super food ingredients.

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<v Speaker 2>If you like the taste of vomit, then then that's

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<v Speaker 2>the only way that's crafted. If all that stomach bile, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>coming back, it's for you, here we go, then that's

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<v Speaker 2>the triple berry blend with dark chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. I thought we

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<v Speaker 1>were going to go out on a positive, good note,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's why I kept that one until last. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, Yeah, absolutely I not as carefully curated

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<v Speaker 1>as I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>I am appalled right now, is what I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Really sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay, it's not your fault. You didn't make the cereal,

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<v Speaker 2>and if you did, I'd smack you upside your head.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, thank you anyway, thank you for listening to serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 1>We're sorry that we disappointed you with that one. There.

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<v Speaker 2>You should put that in freme, so people do I

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<v Speaker 2>did here, Just keep it infreme. This cereal commits War crimes.

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<v Speaker 2>If you see it, knock it over.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Follow us at serial Killers Piece. Please follow our

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<v Speaker 1>friends at Farmland Fresh Dairies on Instagram. Hello, cow face boo,

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<v Speaker 1>that's your cow. That's her. Oh usually cows moo, but

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<v Speaker 1>she's oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, I didn't know you did impressions.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. That's what she sounds because she's USDA certified organic. Great,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Uh until we see you Monday with an

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<v Speaker 1>all new Serial Killers say Crunch, Andrew, Crunch.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go actually puke now, Okay, bye, see you