Speaker 1: No, absolutely, not having that. I know you guys who
Speaker 1: like to eat.
Speaker 2: Cereal makes them complete, so cereal they care's aquaria not true?
Speaker 2: Some get some retired.
Speaker 1: That's us. Welcome to serial killers. Today is Monday, November
Speaker 1: three or fourth? Worth fourth fourth? Yes, we already established.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow is election day. Yes, cool, go out and vote. Yeah,
Speaker 1: go out and vote and check out bull Chak because
Speaker 1: we talked all about it. Yeah, so let's eat some cereal.
Speaker 1: All right. So here's what we're gonna do on this one, Andrew,
Speaker 1: I always do the one like the uncrappy one last,
Speaker 1: you know, after we've had sweet sweetweet, and it was like,
Speaker 1: oh because it we'll never possibly like it because our
Speaker 1: palate has been sweetened. Yeah, so we're gonna do a
Speaker 1: matte cereal that he sent us. It's one from Lovebird.
Speaker 1: Remember we did one love Bird or two before, right,
Speaker 1: So this one is a grain free cereal, fair trade cassava,
Speaker 1: coconut coconut oil, Himalayan salt, unsweetened.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing this probably costs you at least forty seven dollars.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, did you hear anything that I said?
Speaker 2: I heard that it's unsweetened?
Speaker 1: Why you didn't hear anything before that. I have a
Speaker 1: right before that, ten dollars. Right before that. I didn't
Speaker 1: say money.
Speaker 2: You didn't spend money.
Speaker 1: I didn't say money. Matt sent this. Yeah, rise and fly, Andy,
Speaker 1: Rise and fly. I'm trying late to take off this morning.
Speaker 1: Oh what is this? Now? They're just o's, Oh, unsweetened o's.
Speaker 2: So it's like healthy cheerios.
Speaker 1: Oh, cheerios are like semi healthy. Although people are getting
Speaker 1: mad at them now why because are like GMO everything.
Speaker 1: I've heard that MSG is actually not bad for mono
Speaker 1: sodium gluten, the one that, like you, they they don't
Speaker 1: do anymore because it was killing people.
Speaker 2: I guess. So apparently it was not any of that,
Speaker 2: and we've just been led to believe that from some
Speaker 2: propaganda that started in the seventies.
Speaker 1: Propaganda.
Speaker 2: So I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, look at this one. Bro.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a factory.
Speaker 1: That one did not get sliced. No, the extruda tube,
Speaker 1: the extruded did not cut that one off.
Speaker 2: This one has it's a nice smell, I guess, nude.
Speaker 2: This smells like wet wipes. It smells like a couple
Speaker 2: of wet wipes.
Speaker 1: I just happened to have here?
Speaker 2: Did you put that in? What did you put that
Speaker 2: in your I know somebody autographed for me.
Speaker 1: I left it there. Ugh, it actually smells nice. It
Speaker 1: smells any cake.
Speaker 2: No it doesn't. I think it smells Okay, are you
Speaker 2: wiping your cake with a wet white.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go back to the Farmland Fresh Dairries fridge
Speaker 1: in Yeah. Can you guess what we're using? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the crack is Backfoo. There's meat falling out of the refrigerator.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Farmland Fresh Dairies. Uh, some of them
Speaker 1: meat friends came up today and I have the refrigerator
Speaker 1: packed with meat.
Speaker 2: We're really using the whole part of the cow.
Speaker 1: I guess that's right. Great, see that. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, cawfe Sorry, we love you. Oh, we don't eat.
Speaker 1: We don't eat the milk. Cows eat the other cows.
Speaker 1: So it was probably her dad. So we're using Farmlay
Speaker 1: Fresh Dairies two percent reduced fat organic milk today.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 1: And you know I just have to reiterate, farm La
Speaker 1: Fresh Dairies has all kinds of milks, yes, fat free,
Speaker 1: whole organic chocolate. I actually love the two percent buttermilk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the eggnog is in stores now, Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, I love you. Remember when I tried the eggnog
Speaker 2: for the first time. It's delicious.
Speaker 1: I saw it in Chopra yesterday.
Speaker 2: All right, pal, I am not looking forward to this.
Speaker 2: I don't want to eat this. I'm just telling you
Speaker 2: from now.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's no stevia in it. It might be okay.
Speaker 2: Now, I hate the smell.
Speaker 1: They look like almost cheerios, but a little deform.
Speaker 2: It's very off putting.
Speaker 1: H I'll tell you one thing. The milk is delicious. Oh,
Speaker 1: oh my goodness. I do taste coconut towards the end.
Speaker 1: You know in the Kuddy cereals, will you taste stevia
Speaker 1: toward the end. I taste coconut toward the end, which
Speaker 1: I like. But I don't like any other part of this.
Speaker 2: That is nasty. Yeah, that is a sin. That is
Speaker 2: a crime. That gets a bowl.
Speaker 1: I gave it a spoon.
Speaker 2: There is nothing enjoyable about that.
Speaker 1: I'm just the hint of coconut is the only thing
Speaker 1: I like.
Speaker 2: I didn't get a hint. Oh really, I didn't get
Speaker 2: a hint. No, No, thank you for blowing in my face.
Speaker 1: Huh ingredients, I mean cassava flour, coconut flour, organ of
Speaker 1: coconut oil, and Humalayan salt. That's really all it's in here.
Speaker 2: Homalayan, Himalayan where the Homalayans.
Speaker 1: It's manufactured in a factory that.
Speaker 2: Process something about Himalayan sea salt.
Speaker 1: Sure the pink stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, really getting that from Himalaya mountain.
Speaker 1: Or as my teacher used to say, Amalia.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, where are they getting it?
Speaker 1: I guess they dig down and get it.
Speaker 2: They're going to the mountain and just digging.
Speaker 1: And then Costco is just like, yeah, we got a
Speaker 1: refinery up there in the salt mines there.
Speaker 2: I got a Google.
Speaker 1: Google all you want. I'm gonna move on to the
Speaker 1: next Matt Cereal disgusting. I'm clearing out Matt. Okay, because
Speaker 1: Matt has as he's got a backlog of stuff that
Speaker 1: he wants to send us, So I gotta blow out
Speaker 1: some Matte Cereals. I honestly don't even know what store
Speaker 1: this came from, but Matt did send it. This massive
Speaker 1: bag of fake Captain crunch crunchberries was a dollar nineteen. Dude.
Speaker 1: Look at this, it's a pretty big bag of cereal.
Speaker 1: It's called Golden Valley Cereals. Erry Crunch, A taste of
Speaker 1: home A taste of home berry crunch, sweetened corn and
Speaker 1: oat cereal, natural and artificial strawberry flavor. I wonder what
Speaker 1: the natural flavor is. M Well, I mean it looks
Speaker 1: like what do you do?
Speaker 2: There's his home Ountains of salt.
Speaker 1: Yeah in Himalayas. Who knew? I did?
Speaker 2: You were uneasy about it? You were like a light yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: smell it. Okay, that makes up for it.
Speaker 1: That smells. Give me some Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is there's a trick to this one?
Speaker 1: A trick?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What kind of trick?
Speaker 2: Like what? I don't get it? What it just is.
Speaker 1: Because it's some off brand.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: You probably got this at some dollar store somewhere.
Speaker 2: It was a dollar nineteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well no, I think he gets this from the uh,
Speaker 1: the amish more, the hat people, ama a hat people. Yep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so weird. I saw a bunch of homage people
Speaker 1: in a gas station convenience store. It's just weird. Like
Speaker 1: I thought they did they get there? There was no
Speaker 1: buggies in the parking lot, so I have no idea
Speaker 1: they walked it was the weirdest. I'm not sure, but
Speaker 1: they like have money and credit cards and stuff. I guess, right,
Speaker 1: aren't they not supposed to do these things? Or they
Speaker 1: just like electricity? I don't know. I need to school
Speaker 1: myself on the amage. And I'm sorry if I'm offending
Speaker 1: in any shape or form.
Speaker 2: But how would they be listening?
Speaker 1: Well, people that are friends with them. Hey, Jebediah, you
Speaker 1: know they're talking about on serial killers.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. I actually love that name. Jebediah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that's a great name.
Speaker 1: It is, all right, so you got your I mean,
Speaker 1: it looks just like I have.
Speaker 2: A child with the name of Jebediah.
Speaker 1: Okay, and you could be the god parent and I'll
Speaker 1: call them Jeb, jebby Jeb, just like the cop on chips.
Speaker 2: Do you okay, Jeff? Do you know that I'm godparent
Speaker 2: to almost three kids?
Speaker 1: Now that's sad, yep and frightening. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1: The berry flavor is great, and we'll give you that.
Speaker 1: I think it's good.
Speaker 2: I think because this was so miserable.
Speaker 1: See that's what happens, that's what it messes with our palate.
Speaker 2: I love this.
Speaker 1: It's really good right, nex night, tell me what is
Speaker 1: called again so we can let everybody know. Carler Marie
Speaker 1: yelled at me about that long time ago. What's the brand?
Speaker 2: Golden Bellley Cereals Berry crunch with a K.
Speaker 1: And where are they from? They're from Bridge Bridgeton, Missouri.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shut up, you got really excited. And I don't
Speaker 2: know why.
Speaker 1: Well, because that's where that's where Western Union's headquarters was.
Speaker 1: When I was in Sedar Rapids, ioway they wanted me
Speaker 1: to move to Bridge and Missouri.
Speaker 2: Well, you could have had this every day.
Speaker 1: Look at that. Wow. I don't think they're there anymore. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, it's very expired, right, it's still Look
Speaker 1: it's still very crunchy with a K though. It's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was way better. I think it's just because
Speaker 2: that one was the first one.
Speaker 1: Four balls, nice and sweet.
Speaker 2: It's good well considering, yeah, this has been expired since
Speaker 2: she'll like very crunchy though. See the bag its October.
Speaker 2: Oh remember, oh, sorry, November. I give this five balls
Speaker 2: because I would give crunch berries five mm.
Speaker 1: So that's great, really really good. Thank you, Matt. That
Speaker 1: was a good one, all right, So I guess I
Speaker 1: don't even know what to play here. God bless We'll
Speaker 1: be back right after this and we're bad. Wow. So
Speaker 1: all right, this next cereal is very upsetting to me
Speaker 1: yet exciting to me at the same time. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you why. Secret Squirrel Joel texted me over
Speaker 1: the weekend and he's like, bro, have you seen this?
Speaker 1: Sends me a picture. I'm like, dude, did not even
Speaker 1: know that was a thing, went into the store, got
Speaker 1: to the shelf. I'm like, are you nuts? Nine dollars
Speaker 1: and forty nine cents for this box of cereal I'm
Speaker 1: about to take out? And I paid for it? People?
Speaker 1: Did we get everything for free? No? I pay for
Speaker 1: most of this stuff, you know you? I know last
Speaker 1: two that we just yeah, but most I said most most.
Speaker 2: And the four that I brought back from Portugal.
Speaker 1: Okay, great episode? Wow, So you know way, so I
Speaker 1: pay for ninety percent of them.
Speaker 2: And the Kellogg's won the box that we got, the
Speaker 2: promo box.
Speaker 1: What we didn't get any promo from Kelloggs. They hate us.
Speaker 1: They've never sent us anything. Kelloggs nothing, And I spent
Speaker 1: ten dollars on their cereals. Yeah, special k Andrew, very
Speaker 1: special special K triple berry blend, triple berry blend, berries
Speaker 1: and dark chocolate. I mean that sounds huh pretty insane.
Speaker 1: The flakes must be coated and dark chocolate.
Speaker 2: Interesting, right, I hate that the berries are dehydrated.
Speaker 1: What they can't have fresh berries in a box of cereal?
Speaker 2: I know, make it the flakes. What make it flakes
Speaker 2: or anything or make it like I just don't like
Speaker 2: the dehydrated stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, but then you can't have fruit and cereal any
Speaker 1: other way.
Speaker 2: When they flake, it freeze dried. I hate that they
Speaker 2: get sizzly.
Speaker 1: So this is this box is much smaller than a
Speaker 1: regular special K box and three times the price.
Speaker 2: That's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wow, there's a lot of fruit in here
Speaker 1: that's exciting. Those are cranberries. There's cranberries and blueberries and
Speaker 1: strawberries and then dark chocolate. This dark chocolate. Dude, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be good. I know you don't like the cranberries.
Speaker 1: I know you're not a fan because it's sizzles, right.
Speaker 2: I just hate when they linger y, bro.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you that. I'm giving it to you.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely definitely giving it to you. Zombie.
Speaker 2: You not not your best what not your best? Why
Speaker 2: the zombie park didn't really make sense? Like I know
Speaker 2: they sing zombie, but it was just Halloween. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: come on, proul. I mean it would have been better
Speaker 2: if you said, like, were you a zombie for Halloween?
Speaker 1: All right, here's yours. Oh it smells nice. I mean
Speaker 1: it's an interesting combination.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. These are like, oh, well
Speaker 2: there goes that. These berries are full.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a little Farmland Fresh Dairies two
Speaker 1: percent organic, reduced fat milk farm our friends, if Farmland Fresh.
Speaker 2: Dairies they packed this full of fruit like too much?
Speaker 1: I you know, I wonder if Farmland Fresh Dairies is
Speaker 1: anywhere near how much country because that's also Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: Well, we gotta go out to the factory.
Speaker 1: And then when we go we see some buggies on
Speaker 1: the road. There's more fruit in here than there is flakes.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 1: I'm okay with it. Oh no, I'm good with it. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be worth ten bucks ready.
Speaker 2: No, there's like barbecued meat. What what what are you
Speaker 2: talking about? What it tastes like vomit? That's legit? What like.
Speaker 1: I'm getting it you know what it it's the chocolate
Speaker 1: on the flames. My god, it's the chocolate on the
Speaker 1: flakes that is giving it that flavor. You're right.
Speaker 2: That tastes like mom. It tastes like fuke.
Speaker 1: You are right.
Speaker 2: Why would they do that?
Speaker 1: I would never turn it. I'm not even kidding. I'm
Speaker 1: taking that back to shop right and be like, dude,
Speaker 1: are you kidding?
Speaker 2: That is barf.
Speaker 1: The berries itself are good, and there's lots of them.
Speaker 1: The berries tastes like puke. Here, look, take a flake dry.
Speaker 2: I can't do this taste again. No, no, no, I genuinely,
Speaker 2: it's like it's in my mouth. It's in my mouth.
Speaker 1: Try a flake, because it's what it is. It's the
Speaker 1: chocolate on the flakes. That's where the flavors get. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's when it hits the milk. It might do it.
Speaker 2: That's where it's coming from. It is the it's the
Speaker 2: coated flake. I don't think so, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't know that is bad.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what to give this puky face for.
Speaker 1: You means nothing, no bowls, no spoons, right, h wow.
Speaker 2: Like the granberries are so tart, they are very tard
Speaker 2: it's disgusting that it's supposed to compliment the other stuffs.
Speaker 2: It doesn't. Oh my god, that's the worst cereal.
Speaker 1: I'm fine with the berries. It's the flakes that's just
Speaker 1: it is gross. But I like the fruit. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give it a bowl.
Speaker 2: As absolutely one of the most trash cereals I've ever
Speaker 2: ever ever had in my whole time doing the show.
Speaker 1: Problem is, I don't know if I could eat it.
Speaker 1: I I'm only giving it a ball because of the berries.
Speaker 1: I'll eat the berries out of it all day, but
Speaker 1: I don't think that I could actually eat a full
Speaker 1: cup of this with the flakes and everything, because it
Speaker 1: is quite nauseating.
Speaker 2: The it's I'm speechless. That is, honest to god, the worst.
Speaker 2: I am shocked that a brand like Kellogg's would put
Speaker 2: this out there. Biff, I know you're watching this, Biff
Speaker 2: at Kellogg's. Biff the Intern, No, it tastes good. Send
Speaker 2: it to.
Speaker 1: Market, well, right, because he must have been the summer intern. Yeah,
Speaker 1: summer's over and now this finally hit.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do dark chocolate? I do like the I like the strawberry.
Speaker 2: If should we do a taste test? No, just put
Speaker 2: it out just put it out. Everyone loves berries and
Speaker 2: dark chocolate. Wow awful.
Speaker 1: You know how this would have been better, Andrew if
Speaker 1: by not.
Speaker 2: Being made, I mean back sent back to hell where
Speaker 2: it belonged.
Speaker 1: If it was the regular Special K flakes and it
Speaker 1: had those dark chocolate chunks like the strawberry chocolate cereal has,
Speaker 1: then yes, the so the coated flakes is.
Speaker 2: The problem is Farmland Fresh Dairy. The milk tastes amazing, yes,
Speaker 2: when you have a sour taste going against it, like
Speaker 2: the cranberries, it's not great.
Speaker 1: It's not even just the cranbers. I'm telling you, it's
Speaker 1: whatever they have on the flakes is meshing with every I.
Speaker 2: Just ate one of the chocolate flakes. It's a sour
Speaker 2: cereal that you get a weird dark chocolate burst from,
Speaker 2: and then afterwards you're just left tasting like your crunching vomit. Well,
Speaker 2: here's disgusting.
Speaker 1: I do get an essence of vomit. I just don't
Speaker 1: get it. Here's what I'll tell you. If the cereal
Speaker 1: ever goes on sale near you, try it and see
Speaker 1: if we're wrong.
Speaker 2: Show that to the camera.
Speaker 1: Special K Triple Berry Blend.
Speaker 2: That this this this is one of the worst of
Speaker 2: all time. If the incinerator noise was in there, I
Speaker 2: chuck that into the cereal incinerator in two seconds.
Speaker 1: It says it's deliciously crafteds she was not.
Speaker 2: She was not crafted.
Speaker 1: It says it's a scrumptious blend of super food ingredients.
Speaker 2: If you like the taste of vomit, then then that's
Speaker 2: the only way that's crafted. If all that stomach bile, okay,
Speaker 2: coming back, it's for you, here we go, then that's
Speaker 2: the triple berry blend with dark chocolate.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. I thought we
Speaker 1: were going to go out on a positive, good note,
Speaker 1: and that's why I kept that one until last. But
Speaker 1: you know what, Yeah, absolutely I not as carefully curated
Speaker 1: as I thought.
Speaker 2: I am appalled right now, is what I am.
Speaker 1: Really sorry.
Speaker 2: It's okay, it's not your fault. You didn't make the cereal,
Speaker 2: and if you did, I'd smack you upside your head.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you anyway, thank you for listening to serial Killers.
Speaker 1: We're sorry that we disappointed you with that one. There.
Speaker 2: You should put that in freme, so people do I
Speaker 2: did here, Just keep it infreme. This cereal commits War crimes.
Speaker 2: If you see it, knock it over.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Follow us at serial Killers Piece. Please follow our
Speaker 1: friends at Farmland Fresh Dairies on Instagram. Hello, cow face boo,
Speaker 1: that's your cow. That's her. Oh usually cows moo, but
Speaker 1: she's oh.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I didn't know you did impressions.
Speaker 1: I don't. That's what she sounds because she's USDA certified organic. Great,
Speaker 1: all right, Uh until we see you Monday with an
Speaker 1: all new Serial Killers say Crunch, Andrew, Crunch.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go actually puke now, Okay, bye, see you