Speaker 1: The Knickki Gliser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Glaser posts here's Nikki.
Speaker 1: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's the
Speaker 1: Niki Glazer Podcast. I haven't washed my hair in four
Speaker 1: days since Sunday. It's Wednesday. It seems about right. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get all the way to tomorrow. So I
Speaker 1: just have to wash it before my show. Because washing
Speaker 1: your hair, it's it's just it's just too much of
Speaker 1: a process to have to dry it. In order for
Speaker 1: it to look good, you must dry it, and I
Speaker 1: don't feel like drying it. And also I get really
Speaker 1: depressed and how much hair comes out when I do
Speaker 1: dry it. So I just like to save that for
Speaker 1: once and then and then I'll have to and then
Speaker 1: I can't. Just like, so I'm performing on Friday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to like make one of
Speaker 1: those washes last till the next day. I always have
Speaker 1: clean hair for the stage. It just gives me a
Speaker 1: boost of confidence to have like a blowout that I
Speaker 1: give myself sadly in my hotel room.
Speaker 3: Uh, but that's not sad.
Speaker 1: It is sad. It's sad because it's like because it's
Speaker 1: just like not I'm bent over, I'm naked. I'm like
Speaker 1: second guessing everything. My hair keeps getting tangled into the brush.
Speaker 1: My hair then tangles into the the the hair dryer
Speaker 1: that I have to use from the hotel. And I
Speaker 1: would say eighty nine percent of the time at the hotels,
Speaker 1: the hair dryer sucks and is about the hotel you're
Speaker 1: staying at is no one can get it right. Even
Speaker 1: if there is a little nozzle attachment, which I need
Speaker 1: for a good blowout, it most of the time that
Speaker 1: is missing. It's not even in the pouch. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: just sucks. And I and people go, oh, just bring
Speaker 1: your own hair dryer. I know Emily is gonna be like,
Speaker 1: message me as soon as she hears this, do you
Speaker 1: should we add a hair dryer to your bag of things?
Speaker 1: I guess, but like it's it's just another thing to bring.
Speaker 1: But I guess that's.
Speaker 4: Started using a blow dryer and a brush in one
Speaker 4: and it's a game changer.
Speaker 2: I gotta say, is.
Speaker 1: That the thing you got me? Yes, Oh my god, Okay,
Speaker 1: I need to use that. I get scared of it
Speaker 1: because I get scared that it does my hair is
Speaker 1: gonna get tangled too much over around it, it won't
Speaker 1: and get stuck, and then I'll have to like stop
Speaker 1: and unwind it because it like gets too tangled.
Speaker 4: Your hair will get caught in it, the same way
Speaker 4: gets caught in a round brush. Yeah, but it's so
Speaker 4: much more convenient than having two tools and having to
Speaker 4: do like a crazy maneuver.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and just the sad Yeah, I get
Speaker 1: my hair is just so not thick the way it
Speaker 1: used to be. But you have extensions. How do you
Speaker 1: blow dry extensions.
Speaker 2: The same way I would my hair?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, but like where are they attached? Like does
Speaker 1: it ever pull on the attached part?
Speaker 4: No? I mean I also have like a head of steel.
Speaker 4: At this point, I can't really feel pain in my head,
Speaker 4: but I just kind of do it gently. And also
Speaker 4: I I hold the part closer to my scalp, and
Speaker 4: I can, you know, pull the knots out of.
Speaker 1: The ascensions get less dirty than your actual hair because
Speaker 1: I find that when I wear clip and extensions, I
Speaker 1: never have to wash some literally ever ever, they never
Speaker 1: get greasy.
Speaker 2: I only wash my hair once a week.
Speaker 1: So the only hair masks really getting dirty is the
Speaker 1: hair that's attached to your scalp exactly naturally, it's getting weary.
Speaker 1: So why so even the end of your hair is
Speaker 1: dirty because it is attached to your scalp. Because even
Speaker 1: the ends of my fake hair are is always clean
Speaker 1: as a whistle, and then the ends of my real
Speaker 1: house will be dirty. So it's all connected to your scalp.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I will say if I go to like
Speaker 4: a house that's kind of like, uh, you know, has
Speaker 4: like the smell of cooking or if we're cooking and stuff,
Speaker 4: then that's stench stays in my hair and I have
Speaker 4: to wash it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't even think about that. I never think
Speaker 1: about how I smell, And that's probably why no one's
Speaker 1: ever told me I smell good.
Speaker 3: Well, you know that hair is you know, uh, first
Speaker 3: of all, it's covered in oils and it it really
Speaker 3: is just kind of like uh like waist. It's like
Speaker 3: your body. It's like your fingernails that you can cut
Speaker 3: off and discuss. Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 4: Healthy, isn't it. It's kind of healthy to keep it
Speaker 4: on otherwise why would our bodies make it?
Speaker 1: But like, think about the difference between finding someone else's
Speaker 1: hair in your salad as opposed to your own. Hair.
Speaker 1: My own hair does not bother me at all. I
Speaker 1: just be like, hey, gross, but someone else's hair just
Speaker 1: I'll never eat a salad again. But it's like, who
Speaker 1: really cares. That's why I literally don't care when I
Speaker 1: find hair in my food. Yeah, I was just speaking
Speaker 1: like other people before. I don't care when I find
Speaker 1: hair in my food because I'm like, it's just hair.
Speaker 1: It's like it's kind of gross, but it doesn't really
Speaker 1: ruin it for me. I just take it off and
Speaker 1: I hope that no one else sees it, because if
Speaker 1: people see me take off a hair and then keep eating,
Speaker 1: they go, oh my god. And I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to wait for them to make a whole other
Speaker 1: one and like throw this out because I like need
Speaker 1: to be an entitled bitch right now. And yeah, and
Speaker 1: I just think that just get over it. Your food
Speaker 1: has bos in it, It as dirt, it has spit,
Speaker 1: it has feces. Like your food is really contaminated.
Speaker 3: There's certain foods that if it had a hair, and
Speaker 3: it would be worse than others. Like I think I
Speaker 3: wouldn't eat a hair that was in like a soup,
Speaker 3: Like if it was in the soup because I feel
Speaker 3: like it would get mixed up in the broth if
Speaker 3: it wasn't, Like if there was a hair in my soup.
Speaker 1: No, Like, if you there's a hair in your soup
Speaker 1: and you get I saw it and I took it out,
Speaker 1: and you didn't see me taking it out, the soup
Speaker 1: would not taste different to you. You would not die
Speaker 1: of anything that you would have died from before. Like
Speaker 1: it's like it just is.
Speaker 3: It's you know, it's all mental for sure.
Speaker 1: Right then let's all get over it and let's stop
Speaker 1: freaking out about germs.
Speaker 4: I'm also less repulsed by a long hair than a
Speaker 4: short hair. If I find a short hair, it's like question.
Speaker 1: Because it's more bacteria, more oils, uh, and pube. I'm
Speaker 1: just like, it's not a pube. It's just a short
Speaker 1: It's like a short guy's hair. It's so funny that
Speaker 1: we instantly think black short hair is pube when it
Speaker 1: can be beard. Most likely it's beard and it's short
Speaker 1: guy hair. But women don't have short hair, so they
Speaker 1: don't understand it out of side of pubes.
Speaker 3: I think there's nothing grosser than when, like if you
Speaker 3: go over to someone's house, or if you have a
Speaker 3: guest and you go into the bathroom and there's little
Speaker 3: short hairs on the on the bathroom counter or by
Speaker 3: the thing. There's nothing grosser. I don't even think if
Speaker 3: they took a ship on the counter, I think i'd
Speaker 3: be less gross because at least I at least I
Speaker 3: know they meant it.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I just don't I would. I just don't
Speaker 1: care about that stuff. I think. I think like stains
Speaker 1: in a toilet bowl or grosser.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, it sucks when there's a stain you have,
Speaker 3: you have a stand and you don't realize it, and
Speaker 3: you have guests over and they're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: there was the whole time.
Speaker 1: Literally every time someone uses my bathroom, which I hope
Speaker 1: would be never. I don't like having people over. I
Speaker 1: don't like company. But when they do come over or
Speaker 1: be like, oh, you know, I have hair and makeup.
Speaker 1: People come to my room and they're like, can I
Speaker 1: use your bathroom, I'm like, they're sorry. If there's piss
Speaker 1: in the toilet, I just don't flush the toilet literally.
Speaker 3: Ever ever, well, you're.
Speaker 1: Always peeking on top of my pee.
Speaker 3: I mean you your time spent in the bathroom, I
Speaker 3: think it's like a record record levels, whether it's showering
Speaker 3: or pissing. I mean sometimes yeah, it's almost like I
Speaker 3: have you started. Sometimes I'll be talking to you, yeah,
Speaker 3: and you'll start a sentence, Yeah, go to the bathroom
Speaker 3: and piss or even shower, yeah, and you'll I can
Speaker 3: finish the sentence you want to even pick it up.
Speaker 3: The sentence won't be over by the time you're out
Speaker 3: of the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Other people are doing in showers. I truly, I've discussed
Speaker 1: it before. I don't know what to do in there.
Speaker 1: I get everything I need to get done, and I
Speaker 1: don't know what people are doing. People are just standing
Speaker 1: in the shower and just thinking. And you're telling me
Speaker 1: these people struggle to meditate. That's crazy what you're doing
Speaker 1: right there, just sitting in the shower with your eyes closed,
Speaker 1: like you are meditating, a master of your own domain,
Speaker 1: if you are able to. I'm so bored in there.
Speaker 1: I can't either powers showers. Of course, I do hot showers.
Speaker 1: I would never do cold showers. Kirsten's always trying to
Speaker 1: suggest cold showers on the Girl's Chat, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's the one self help thing I will literally never
Speaker 1: get behind. I don't care what it does for me.
Speaker 1: It's so tortuous. I don't like it. I will never
Speaker 1: do it. I can't.
Speaker 3: No, it's crazy. Maybe it shocked your system. You do
Speaker 3: get it like that job.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3: And in the day is I don't know if that's
Speaker 3: good for you or what, but I guess.
Speaker 1: I think it's very good for you. I think it's
Speaker 1: like told it's definitely it's like that little chill pill thing,
Speaker 1: like it's shocking. It makes you feel a pain that
Speaker 1: you cannot be distracted by anything else. All of your
Speaker 1: worries seem inconsequential because of the pain of the shower.
Speaker 1: I'd rather do a plant class that is going to
Speaker 1: give me results in my muscle tone and my body
Speaker 1: definition as and it's definitely excruciating, then standing in a
Speaker 1: cold shower. I just I can't. I just will not
Speaker 1: do it. And by the way, we're all gonna whatever.
Speaker 1: My shower is kind of cold and there's not off
Speaker 1: hot water. I just always think about what's gonna happen
Speaker 1: with the water wars coming up where it's like we
Speaker 1: will not have where it's like if things are going
Speaker 1: the way I think they're going in this like we
Speaker 1: won't have hot water. Like you're trying to enjoy hot
Speaker 1: showers now, I'll be doing cold plunges the rest of
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 3: When when we are not enjoying the hot shower because
Speaker 3: they're doing it so fast. The true enjoyment of a
Speaker 3: hot shower is standing in the shower and just letting
Speaker 3: your day pass by while the warmth takes you over. No, okay,
Speaker 3: well here's the essentially pass away.
Speaker 1: But don't you feel like I feel like I'm wasting
Speaker 1: time and I feel like I guess some people might
Speaker 1: think of showers as like this is me time, no
Speaker 1: one can get to me. This is the one time
Speaker 1: I have for myself, like no one's going to interrupt me.
Speaker 1: It's like they're airplane is really know? Yes to me?
Speaker 1: An airplane?
Speaker 3: Is that? To me?
Speaker 1: Napping?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: I just sent anya a There's a guy that does
Speaker 1: these like things on the subway where he's like, asked
Speaker 1: you to have a take. Have you seen this where
Speaker 1: it's like what's your strong opinion? And then he eithers
Speaker 1: one hundred percent disagrees or one hundred percent agrees and
Speaker 1: he likes you on fire. Yeah, I think that. I
Speaker 1: think that's what happened without that guy. Was that was
Speaker 1: that one homeless small woman who got on fire?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was.
Speaker 1: She had a strong take about something. She uh she
Speaker 1: thought that the new season White Lotus seemed promising or
Speaker 1: something like that anyway, which it does.
Speaker 3: There's only one episode out right, I love it.
Speaker 1: But okay, so this guy had a strong take with
Speaker 1: he was doing. Cazzie David, Larry David's daughter, had such
Speaker 1: a Larry David take. Yes, I don't mean to take
Speaker 1: anything from her by saying that I think I would
Speaker 1: be annoyed if I were her, and every time I
Speaker 1: said something interesting, people are like, that's so your dad,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, well, or it's me. But she was
Speaker 1: saying that she hates naps and like people who take
Speaker 1: naps are losers, like I felt so called out. She
Speaker 1: thinks that like you wake up from a nap disoriented.
Speaker 1: It's like it's it's just you sleep at night, you're
Speaker 1: supposed to sleep at night, Like you're just like every
Speaker 1: time you wake up from a nap, you're just like
Speaker 1: what you look stupid, You're a fool, And they're their
Speaker 1: naps are for babies and dogs. But not fully grown
Speaker 1: humans like grow up.
Speaker 3: And sleep old people. Once you get to a certain age,
Speaker 3: you gotta have that nap. You gotta have your afternoon nap.
Speaker 3: My like my neighbor who's now ninety one, I think
Speaker 3: she takes a nap every day from two thirty to four,
Speaker 3: and I think it's honestly been one of the things
Speaker 3: to rob her. That's when that's when I go in
Speaker 3: and I take all of her jewels and it really
Speaker 3: is sad because she's running out of jewels and it's like,
Speaker 3: how much longer is this going to go on for?
Speaker 1: Well, she threw them all in the ocean at the
Speaker 1: end of that movie. That is, yeah, well it's okay,
Speaker 1: it's I think naps. I love naps, But I also
Speaker 1: heard what Kazzi was saying, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's someone who doesn't can't nap. Like I don't wake
Speaker 1: up from naps groggy. I don't wake up being like
Speaker 1: who am I? What am I doing? I wasted my day.
Speaker 1: I can't get back on. Like I can take a
Speaker 1: nap for fifteen minutes and then go down and he
Speaker 1: Pilate's class right away. I can take a nap for
Speaker 1: twenty minutes and like feel totally refreshing and then perform
Speaker 1: on stage. I don't need like a rook. I don't
Speaker 1: need this, like refractory period. I think that's a word
Speaker 1: that I thought I was using, right, But it doesn't
Speaker 1: feel right to like.
Speaker 3: That's not right at all. In fact, fract I think
Speaker 3: refractory is like something to do with like light being
Speaker 3: changing these.
Speaker 1: Maybe metaphorically it works anyway. I don't need that. I
Speaker 1: don't need that at all.
Speaker 3: I can discovery period is what you meant to say,
Speaker 3: but like.
Speaker 1: Maybe it makes sense in some way. I can't look
Speaker 1: it up right now, but I think maybe I'm going
Speaker 1: to look it up later improve myself that I was
Speaker 1: maybe right, but not in a way I thought I was.
Speaker 4: The other night, neds you the definition if you want
Speaker 4: a refractory Yeah, well, Nikki said, refractory periods.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what does that mean?
Speaker 4: A period immediately following stimulation during which a nerve or
Speaker 4: muscle is under responsive to further stimulation.
Speaker 3: I think that's actually much closer than I thought.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is there another kind of definition that makes?
Speaker 3: Is there an alternate because the opposite of what you meant?
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, I do have one yeah, okay. Refractory period
Speaker 4: is usually the recovery phase after orgasm, during which it
Speaker 4: is physiologically impossible for males to have additional orgasms.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that's kind of where I got it from.
Speaker 1: I was listening to something talk about a orgasm and
Speaker 1: it was someone mentioned refractory.
Speaker 3: That's actually much closer when you initially said it, I
Speaker 3: was thinking like light beaming being like angled differently because
Speaker 3: it hits a mirror. But what you said, I think
Speaker 3: what you said makes is actually very close to being
Speaker 3: a proper use of the phrase.
Speaker 1: I rescind my comment, thank you, what just kidding?
Speaker 3: No, rescined is how you feel after your orgasm?
Speaker 1: I don't I don't need I don't need that, so
Speaker 1: I do agree, And then I sent it to Anya
Speaker 1: and Nanya said she also doesn't nap. And I have
Speaker 1: always secretly been really jealous of people. Envious of people,
Speaker 1: I should say jealous is when you are someone has
Speaker 1: something that you think is going to take from you.
Speaker 1: So I guess it is jealousy because they are having
Speaker 1: more time in the day, which is taking from me.
Speaker 1: So I'll stick with jealous. I'm jealous of people who
Speaker 1: don't need naps because I feel like napping is a
Speaker 1: sign of laziness, which is my biggest core fear about myself.
Speaker 1: And I'm jealous of people who just seem to not
Speaker 1: need as much rest as I do.
Speaker 3: And fifteen minutes, twenty minutes, that's the proper amount of
Speaker 3: time you're supposed to take to nap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3: You're going longer.
Speaker 2: How long are theyking?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: But yesterday I took three naps because I was depressed,
Speaker 1: And honestly, napping really helps my depression because a lot
Speaker 1: of times I think being depressed is just being underslept.
Speaker 1: And so I slept three supper times yesterday and each
Speaker 1: was about forty five minutes, and they were great, and
Speaker 1: each time I woke up, I was a little bit happier,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I told Chris, I'm thinking of
Speaker 1: twenty percent feeling better, and now another twenty percent. And
Speaker 1: I was finally by the end of the day, like
Speaker 1: seventy five percent happier than the start of the day
Speaker 1: because of those they just getting that extra rest and
Speaker 1: just having that moment where I was like, for me,
Speaker 1: I was telling Anya, like, naps are airplane mode. They
Speaker 1: are like they are that time in the shower when
Speaker 1: no one can get to me, Like I am napping
Speaker 1: right now, so it's like my my brain is able
Speaker 1: to shut off. Anya said she can't imagine being able
Speaker 1: to shut your brain off in the middle of the day.
Speaker 1: And for me, it is like so easy to do.
Speaker 1: It's like closing a working laptop. It just everything shuts down.
Speaker 1: It's not even optional for me to worry when I'm napping.
Speaker 1: Like it's like it's I don't know what my brain does,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't allow me to keep thinking about the
Speaker 1: thing I'm nervous about. It's like it lets me have
Speaker 1: a vacation from all my worries.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I meanata hakuna matata. Yeah, I mean it is.
Speaker 3: I think also when you're depressed, all the nap rules
Speaker 3: are thrown out the window. You got It's like having
Speaker 3: a cold and saying like, oh, do I have to
Speaker 3: still go to the gym today when I'm sick. It's like, no,
Speaker 3: the rules are changed because you're feeling this way.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that I don't get colds very often.
Speaker 1: I got one, you know, a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and I really learned a lot about myself in it
Speaker 1: because I was like I wasn't feeling visit, like I
Speaker 1: wasn't my body wasn't tired, but I was just maybe
Speaker 1: I wasn't registering it because I'm not in touch with
Speaker 1: my body. But I couldn't go work out. I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I needed to lay down a lot more, and I
Speaker 1: my brain wasn't wanting me too, because my brain was
Speaker 1: fine and was like, you should go to the classes,
Speaker 1: you should do the things. And I realized depression is
Speaker 1: like a brain cold and I need to honor it
Speaker 1: and lay down and drink fluids and be like gentle
Speaker 1: with myself. But it's just so hard not to. But
Speaker 1: I do you guys ever nap? No, you don't nap.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 4: I actually envy people who can nap. And this is
Speaker 4: a household of a napper and a non napper, and
Speaker 4: it's been really obvious. A napper, Oh, he's he's got
Speaker 4: to have a nap at the end of the Yeah,
Speaker 4: we're mixed couple. And if he doesn't, he just can't
Speaker 4: do anything after work. He's just like like a zombie
Speaker 4: and it totally revives him. And I just can't, Like
Speaker 4: if I were to lay down for a nap. I
Speaker 4: just want like eight hours of sleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just for me. It's like a little piece of
Speaker 1: chocolate after a meal, Like it's a little treat that
Speaker 1: it's like at the end of the but I get
Speaker 1: a treat, like I get to reward myself with a nap,
Speaker 1: and it's like it just it. And I will say
Speaker 1: that it never feels like it's enough at the beginning
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I only have forty minutes. It always
Speaker 1: is like it's you don't don't underestimate that you should
Speaker 1: try napping. Have you tried or do you do?
Speaker 4: And I and I I actually took a nap last
Speaker 4: week and I regretted it because I woke up even
Speaker 4: more tired than when I went to sleep.
Speaker 1: I just needed a fucking real good rest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just need like a full sleep, like to
Speaker 4: turn the daytime.
Speaker 3: Yeah, rapping is like not the same for you. I mean,
Speaker 3: you're you've got a baby, so it's like you're gonna
Speaker 3: be You're tired all the time. You're constantly oh my god,
Speaker 3: you're responsible thing.
Speaker 2: I mean, I was thinking about it.
Speaker 4: I've only had interrupted sleep for about a year now,
Speaker 4: I would say since like seven months of pregnancy. I
Speaker 4: haven't slept through the whole night, like sleep probably losing
Speaker 4: my mind.
Speaker 1: You guys, Yeah, but are you so tired that you
Speaker 1: like fall asleep watching TV? Like when I get tired, like,
Speaker 1: how are you staying awake?
Speaker 4: Then there's just something in my brain that's keeping me up.
Speaker 4: I do, like I yeah, exactly, I can't. I mean
Speaker 4: I just pass out like around ten o'clock at night,
Speaker 4: and then I wake up like around eleven thirty, and
Speaker 4: then I get I would be and then again I.
Speaker 1: Guess bitch, ever I am. If I didn't sleep, I
Speaker 1: would just be an awful person to everyone I know
Speaker 1: and love if I wasn't getting out it could sleep
Speaker 1: so ironic that you have to, like, you become a
Speaker 1: mother and you're supposed to be like full of love
Speaker 1: and like just like this matriarch of the family that
Speaker 1: is keeping everything together and just loving everything and being
Speaker 1: so strong and like it. Just being tired weakens you
Speaker 1: incredibly and it makes you so unprepared today.
Speaker 3: And we wonder, we wonder why so many kids are
Speaker 3: fucked up and have to go to therapy when it's
Speaker 3: like your parents for the first several years of your life,
Speaker 3: were exhausted the whole time.
Speaker 1: I just that's just does not seem worth it to me.
Speaker 1: I just I like sleeping way too much, and I
Speaker 1: just I would rather I just can't imagine sacrificing that.
Speaker 1: But I guess you just don't feel it because I
Speaker 1: never I hear you guys say you're tired, but you
Speaker 1: don't ever seem to do anything about it because you
Speaker 1: just can't. Yeah right, I mean the different it's like
Speaker 1: you can't complain too much or let it in that
Speaker 1: you're so sleep deprived, because what are you going to
Speaker 1: do about it.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like your baby starve. I think you'd understand.
Speaker 4: It's like you and getting sick. I think it could
Speaker 4: be like a similar comparison where you just like have
Speaker 4: not let that in, and I just don't let it in.
Speaker 2: I'm just like I'm fine, you know, like mind over matter, just.
Speaker 3: Running on adrenaline. It's like when you're prepping for something,
Speaker 3: you know, and you're going one hundred miles an hour,
Speaker 3: and you just like there's no time to even think
Speaker 3: about stopping, and then when it's over, then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, never you're adrenaline drains from your body. And
Speaker 3: you become a husk zombie like thing.
Speaker 1: Well it's Tom Brady. I saw him being interviewed about
Speaker 1: his first Super Bowl. He took a fifteen minute nap before.
Speaker 3: Yeah that was pre super Bowl d roll or whatever,
Speaker 3: pre tape. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he said that he was
Speaker 3: and then everyone was like, what the fuck? How are
Speaker 3: you able to nap? And he was like, well, because
Speaker 3: I was too young and dumb to understand that this
Speaker 3: was important.
Speaker 1: So I was I think that's true.
Speaker 3: You think he lied there?
Speaker 1: How would he not know it's important? How would he
Speaker 1: not know his first super Bowl? I don't think he
Speaker 1: was lying. I just think he doesn't understand why he
Speaker 1: was able.
Speaker 3: To do that.
Speaker 1: I think thrust before he got anxiety.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he when you're that.
Speaker 1: I think he understood the important. I don't think they equals.
Speaker 1: You get you understand important importance of something more, it
Speaker 1: just means like you were more fucked up.
Speaker 3: I think the anxiety was lower because he felt like, oh,
Speaker 3: I got here my first year as a starter. That
Speaker 3: means I'm going to get here. So almost every year
Speaker 3: I'll get.
Speaker 1: Oh, maybe it's practical about it?
Speaker 3: Yeah. So and then he didn't realize until later until
Speaker 3: after you know, he had that big long gap where
Speaker 3: he wasn't in the Super Bowl that he's like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, this is special and really hard to get
Speaker 3: to and so I shouldn't take a nap beforehand because
Speaker 3: you know he just kind of he listens to Kazi.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's his his monstus career.
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go break. We'll be back up
Speaker 1: to this. Noah shared on Girls Jet Today a picture
Speaker 1: of herself from the weekend where she did her makeup
Speaker 1: and she went kind of like a little bit harder
Speaker 1: than usual.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I went to I went to a birthday party
Speaker 4: and it was themed, so like the theme was Valentine's
Speaker 4: Day Fairy and what I was telling the theme, Well,
Speaker 4: it's just like my friends, like when Kirsten went to
Speaker 4: the zoo and she was like the theme tonight is
Speaker 4: octopus and was like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: They were like this. There was like a zoo function,
Speaker 1: like a like I guess they do like z at
Speaker 1: the zoo in Kansas City, like a jazz night at
Speaker 1: the zoo and everybody goes to the zoo and they
Speaker 1: drink and they hang out and they walk around at
Speaker 1: night and it's like an adult kind of game. And
Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, tonight's theme is octopus and we're
Speaker 1: all like what what, what does that even mean? And
Speaker 1: then she got there and the theme was indeed octopus.
Speaker 1: I mean they people wearing octopus themed clothing and and
Speaker 1: different like tentacles on everything. So Valentine's Day fairy was
Speaker 1: a theme. What are men supposed to do with that?
Speaker 2: So it was an all girls gathering.
Speaker 1: There was no no always.
Speaker 3: Allowed birthday or Valentine's that you're saying.
Speaker 4: It was for a birthday party. It was like just
Speaker 4: a small gathering. And my friend likes to dress up
Speaker 4: and stuff, so I.
Speaker 3: Her she wants to have a theme and it's her birthday.
Speaker 3: So now everyone's gonna go glam up, go to this
Speaker 3: party and be a fairy.
Speaker 1: And try to nail this theme that it seems very
Speaker 1: it's opened to many different interpretations.
Speaker 3: Dress up like Cupid right the Valentine Day?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, isn't he an angel a shareup?
Speaker 3: He's a little fast shy. Yeah, very few people know
Speaker 3: what he is. They've been trying to figure.
Speaker 1: Out everyone that's Valentine. The story of it is like
Speaker 1: tragic where it's like there was a Saint Valentine who
Speaker 1: was like marrying people and the church didn't like that
Speaker 1: he was doing this, so they forbade him to and
Speaker 1: put him to death or something like that. That's what
Speaker 1: it comes from. He was a guy that like believed
Speaker 1: in love and wanted to marry people and like got
Speaker 1: shut down for doing it.
Speaker 3: So that that's why he's got the air. I heard that.
Speaker 1: I don't know that some ASM artists was whispering about.
Speaker 3: It, okay, so trust them, you don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were. They were eating a cake and telling
Speaker 1: me about the Actually I was reading about it because
Speaker 1: they're all they're all like Chinese and so they don't
Speaker 1: speak English. So they write out their captions and then
Speaker 1: the captions are translated and then you read what they're
Speaker 1: thinking while they're eating. But it can't possibly be what
Speaker 1: they're thinking while they're eating, because they put in the
Speaker 1: captions after they've already were editing the pot the video.
Speaker 1: But it's so interesting because I just watched these people
Speaker 1: read the I watched their thought prossees processes these while
Speaker 1: they're eating. I just can't recommend enough. So anyway, No,
Speaker 1: I went to this party.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I went to this party and I just
Speaker 4: exaggerated my makeup, And what I was trying to say
Speaker 4: on girls Chat is that I had this realization that, like,
Speaker 4: I've been doing my makeup the same way for so long,
Speaker 4: and it's just kind of time for me to retire
Speaker 4: what I'm doing regularly. And my question was, like, have
Speaker 4: has anyone else done that with their makeup?
Speaker 2: Change it up?
Speaker 4: Or your style like a hat that you keep wearing,
Speaker 4: or like just certain clothes and stuff where you just
Speaker 4: kind of realize, like I think I've outgrown this, or
Speaker 4: I'm just like, yes, looking like I'm trying to dress.
Speaker 4: I guess I just keep imagining like those old talk
Speaker 4: shows where kids bring their parents on for a makeover
Speaker 4: because they dress.
Speaker 1: Those two sex Now, yeah, they never let go of
Speaker 1: like this one style where they learned, like, they got
Speaker 1: they got fitted, they got like some advice. At one point,
Speaker 1: they really looked good. They got a lot of positive
Speaker 1: affirmation about that kind of like look, and then they
Speaker 1: they're too scared to go away from it.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm just like used to it.
Speaker 3: This is just what I know as the tough party. Though.
Speaker 3: I mean I also went to the party and I
Speaker 3: I was embarrassed. I thought the theme was octopus and
Speaker 3: so I was walking around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, E ten, Your makeup style has not changed, Brian
Speaker 1: through the years. I think you've been doing the same
Speaker 1: kind of thing.
Speaker 3: You know. Sometimes I think about that, Well, it kind
Speaker 3: of not really, But I think about I watched like
Speaker 3: videos of like Chapel Roone and stuff, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: someday they'll be fifty and everything that was cool is
Speaker 3: cool right now will be not cool slash made fun
Speaker 3: of by whoever is not born yet.
Speaker 1: No, I think it will be retro and people will
Speaker 1: be doing what she's doing in homage.
Speaker 3: I think after long enough, it becomes retro. But I
Speaker 3: think about, like, there are some there are millennial things
Speaker 3: right now that are lame that people are TikTok make
Speaker 3: ridicules a lot of the millennial tropes that people And
Speaker 3: it's like either like like I think about like the
Speaker 3: coolest people from my high school and how cool they
Speaker 3: were back then, how cool Like if I I was
Speaker 3: interviewed by someone when I was like nineteen in college,
Speaker 3: they were like whatever he thinks is cool, And now
Speaker 3: you look back on those things, yeah, all and like
Speaker 3: all these things that if you go to like a
Speaker 3: millennial party and you do and you're doing millennial things.
Speaker 3: That's like lame.
Speaker 1: Now, No, this is what I always do. I always
Speaker 1: try to whenever I get threatened by something because it's
Speaker 1: cool or popular like it. I always just realized, don't worry.
Speaker 1: It'll be taken from them. They won't be cool at
Speaker 1: some point, they won't be the it girl they and
Speaker 1: I do it for myself. Like I was just having
Speaker 1: an interview where the woman was like, this is your year,
Speaker 1: and I was like, it's gonna go away, Like I
Speaker 1: I got offered to do this thing. I was just
Speaker 1: talking to Chris about this last night. I got offered two.
Speaker 1: I was just talking about like I'm just like kind
Speaker 1: of overworked right now. And I'm like, when you reach
Speaker 1: a level where people are like finally recognize like you're
Speaker 1: good to be on shows, they ask you to do
Speaker 1: all the shows, and all these shows that you've always
Speaker 1: been wanting to be a regular on are start asking
Speaker 1: and you're like, well, I can't do a show a
Speaker 1: week where I have to fly to New York or
Speaker 1: LA and I have to also get fitted for it.
Speaker 1: I have to be in hair and makeup. I also
Speaker 1: have to come up with like funny stories, do a
Speaker 1: creative call, practice the stories, write them. Then the day
Speaker 1: of you have to like it's just then you got
Speaker 1: to post about it. It's like it's exhausting to just
Speaker 1: appear on one show and so and also you have
Speaker 1: to worry about like oversaturating and people getting sick of you.
Speaker 1: And so this is we were having this conversation about, well,
Speaker 1: you got to pick and choose, like what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1: You can't do everything anymore, even though I want to.
Speaker 1: And then as I'm having this conversation, I check my
Speaker 1: email and an offer came up for the show that
Speaker 1: I love doing and I've loved doing. And I'm scared
Speaker 1: to ever say no because it was something that I
Speaker 1: was so grateful to ever even get asked in the
Speaker 1: first place. But I'm like, I'm gonna say no because
Speaker 1: I just don't. I think that I can't. I'm like
Speaker 1: looking at how much I'm gonna be on TV coming up,
Speaker 1: and I'm like it's too much, and I got to
Speaker 1: pull back a little bit, yeah, because it will go
Speaker 1: so yeah, like everything that's cool will not be at
Speaker 1: some point. And I'm just trying to you know, refractory period.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make longer.
Speaker 3: Trying to make it longer.
Speaker 1: People want to come to whatever I do again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but anyway, in terms of makeup and style, like no,
Speaker 1: I Emily has injected some like kind of gen Z
Speaker 1: energy into my life. In fact, I actually she made
Speaker 1: me throw out all my granny shoes that were just
Speaker 1: these like plain white rebockxs that I had literally twenty
Speaker 1: pairs of. She made me get rid of all of those.
Speaker 1: And then I saw yesterday a gen Z girl wearing them,
Speaker 1: and I sent a screenshot and I was like, see
Speaker 1: Frans wearing these shoes or whoever it was. Franz does
Speaker 1: not sound like a gen Z's name, but it was,
Speaker 1: or maybe it was Maria. I was either Maria or
Speaker 1: fran On.
Speaker 3: A lot of gen zs people's names are like the
Speaker 3: names of our grand office girls.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, oh yeah, because that's coming back around, you know,
Speaker 1: like yeah, it was like Pearls wearing her side part
Speaker 1: and so but she was like, no, You're not allowed
Speaker 1: to do that anymore. And so I've gotten a lot
Speaker 1: of different new style tips from her, of course, But
Speaker 1: but oftentimes I feel like he goes no you are
Speaker 1: not a millennial. You are gen Z at heart. You
Speaker 1: don't look ridiculous when you wear gen Z things. I
Speaker 1: think that sometimes I do, and it's it's hard for
Speaker 1: me to know my age because I do feel stunted
Speaker 1: maturity wise. I don't feel like a real adult. I'm all.
Speaker 1: And then sometimes I can be really adult and I
Speaker 1: feel like it ages me and it makes me act
Speaker 1: a little bit different if I dress differently.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm solidly. This is the interesting thing I am.
Speaker 1: I'm stopped at seventeen. I think everyone you can kind
Speaker 1: of pinpoint where they stopped or something happened to them
Speaker 1: and they are frozen. I determined this weekend. We ran
Speaker 1: around the van this weekend and told all my openers
Speaker 1: where they were stopped maturity wise, including Emily and Chris.
Speaker 1: I don't think we did, Chris, but go good. Mine's seventeen,
Speaker 1: but it appears to be thirteen, so I because I
Speaker 1: was a late bloomer, so it truly is seventeen year old.
Speaker 1: Me is where it kind of clicked, and that's where
Speaker 1: I am. But it looks like a thirteen year old
Speaker 1: because I was not acting like a seventeen year old.
Speaker 1: When I was seventeen, I was, I was, I didn't
Speaker 1: act like a certeen.
Speaker 3: I agree with that. I think that's thirty seventeen. It's
Speaker 3: a good a good range. It's tough for me because
Speaker 3: I I started at seventy eight, So.
Speaker 1: You are you are to me, I would say.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm done eleven eleven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how a world vibe of like this is? This
Speaker 1: is how I determine it. I blur my eyes and
Speaker 1: the way you walk and the way you stand and
Speaker 1: the way you like sit. It's like really about almost
Speaker 1: like the physicality. If you were to like blur your
Speaker 1: eyes and see that person's skeleton shrunk down, what size
Speaker 1: you know, it's almost like when so it's.
Speaker 3: More like a physical thing and not physical like.
Speaker 1: How people's No, it's like it's the whole vibe. An
Speaker 1: easy way. Yeah, body language is a good way to
Speaker 1: trump it. Like I'm always kind of just like angsty,
Speaker 1: like like I'm sticking out my hips and I'm crossing
Speaker 1: my arms, and I think that that's a great Emily.
Speaker 1: Emily is always kind of like tucking her hair behind
Speaker 1: her ears, and I'm like, she's seven, she's squarely seven
Speaker 1: to nine, like adorable, like and kind of like doing
Speaker 1: this with her hands, and like she hasn't her body language.
Speaker 1: Isn't the shrunken girl that's ashamed of her body, teenager
Speaker 1: or angry because she doesn't have boob yet. Like it's
Speaker 1: still like this kind of like precocious, innocent kind of vibe.
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean she doesn't have an insecurities, and she doesn't.
Speaker 1: She's not a mature woman, she like, but that's what
Speaker 1: her essence is. It's like she is kind of frozen there. Noah,
Speaker 1: you are to my assessment. I don't know if this
Speaker 1: is okay, Yeah, tell me, okay, hold on, let me
Speaker 1: get my number and then we'll say it at the
Speaker 1: same time. Noah, okay, okay, I'll go three, two, one.
Speaker 3: Four, nine. I said nine.
Speaker 1: You said four for a meek four, a very mature four.
Speaker 1: So maybe nine, but like still little girl, not angsty not.
Speaker 3: So that's not all. You're not going to go over
Speaker 3: like twenty five on this.
Speaker 1: No, never, You're never going to go eighteen. This is
Speaker 1: like where you and your adolescence, like where something kind
Speaker 1: of traumatic happened and you kind of FROs when I was.
Speaker 3: That's when my uh when I realized my parents were divorced.
Speaker 3: That's when, like the.
Speaker 1: Actual, dude, I nailed it.
Speaker 3: I thought my parents were together that whole time.
Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: So maybe that's why that's when I stopped.
Speaker 1: Are you really about do you love or not love?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you very keen to wanting to know
Speaker 1: what's going on at all times, like knowing the score
Speaker 1: because you felt left out of the loop about that
Speaker 1: and you maybe were like I would think if I
Speaker 1: was assessing you, But I don't think this tracks for
Speaker 1: you that you want to know at all times now,
Speaker 1: like what's happening so that you don't get blindsided again.
Speaker 3: Yeah No, that's like my whole thing. It's like I
Speaker 3: hate The number one thing that really hurts me is
Speaker 3: being is feeling like I'm left out of the loop,
Speaker 3: not I.
Speaker 1: Don't information or like a party like the.
Speaker 3: Like you're an example. Is the worst case scenario for
Speaker 3: me is I know someone's cheating on me and they're
Speaker 3: not telling me because this happening, and then they act
Speaker 3: like everything's fine, or maybe they even act like more
Speaker 3: positive than normal, and oh God, because of this, I
Speaker 3: am I am. I think I'm I don't want to
Speaker 3: pat myself in the back. I think I am the
Speaker 3: number one judge of character that in in my in
Speaker 3: the country, I mean in the continental the United States.
Speaker 3: I can tell if someone's good or bad, and I
Speaker 3: can sense how someone's feeling, like instantaneously.
Speaker 1: Oh I know, I think I have. I think I
Speaker 1: could beat you.
Speaker 3: You could beat me in a context I.
Speaker 1: Really pride myself on not not if they're good or bad,
Speaker 1: but I think you probably have a better sense of that.
Speaker 1: But I can tell if someone's uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Oh, sure, comfortable.
Speaker 1: I'm always on alert for that that someone someone is
Speaker 1: judging someone around me, like someone because I grew up
Speaker 1: with like being kind of embarrassed with my parents I
Speaker 1: think at times not not any fault of their own,
Speaker 1: but like not wanting people to think ill of my
Speaker 1: and just picking up on if someone was gonna shit
Speaker 1: talk my family, and like, yeah, noticing if someone thought
Speaker 1: something I said was weird. Not me. I probably don't
Speaker 1: pick up on me because I'm like I'm perfect, but
Speaker 1: like I'm looking up for other people judging my friends
Speaker 1: or someone judging Yeah that kind of right.
Speaker 3: Okay, So no, I'm not We're not even be here,
Speaker 3: I'm because I don't care if anyone's uncomfortable at any time.
Speaker 1: So that's not oh yeah, because I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: I don't feel like you, I don't think that you're
Speaker 1: not good at knowing if people are uncomfortable. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it's more like you don't really care, Whereas I'm like,
Speaker 1: I need everyone to be comfortable at all times. I
Speaker 1: don't want anyone to ever feel left out or feel
Speaker 1: like they can't leave if they want to. Like even
Speaker 1: this weekend we were when you strip or like doing
Speaker 1: karaoke for the shows, and I was like, I just
Speaker 1: want to let you all know that you are not
Speaker 1: required to go to this. It will not affect you
Speaker 1: opening for me in the future or working for me
Speaker 1: in the future if you do not go to this
Speaker 1: hang or if you leave early. Like I just want
Speaker 1: to make sure everyone knows that kind of stuff, because
Speaker 1: I know I would hate someone to stay somewhere because
Speaker 1: they were scared.
Speaker 3: Of me exactly. I mean, yeah, I don't. The reason
Speaker 3: why I don't care if people are uncomfortable not because
Speaker 3: I don't care, like, oh, if someone's uncomfortable, I just
Speaker 3: like whatever, It's because I believe that everybody is in
Speaker 3: charge of themselves. Know that you're health. It's your responsibility
Speaker 3: to do something to make yourself not uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: No, it is not. It is my responsibility, Brian. It
Speaker 1: is my responsibility to make everyone comfortable because people do
Speaker 1: not stand up for themselves, so it is up to
Speaker 1: me as an alan on too. If someone doesn't like
Speaker 1: their food, I need to let them know. Hey, I'll
Speaker 1: say something to the waiter about this food because I
Speaker 1: know you're a pussy and I want you to actually
Speaker 1: enjoy your meal, and I don't want you have to
Speaker 1: like you know, like I will take the hair out
Speaker 1: of food and demand that you eat it. But if
Speaker 1: you still don't want to eat it, I will be
Speaker 1: the one to tell the waiter she doesn't want to
Speaker 1: eat this, and like I will be the one to
Speaker 1: tell the pilot, hey, we have someone on the plane
Speaker 1: that is uncomfortable, like and sometimes the yeah, the person
Speaker 1: probably doesn't want me to do that, but I take
Speaker 1: it upon myself because I feel like I'm always like.
Speaker 1: I think that's sometimes also why people are like how
Speaker 1: do you do these roasts? How do you do stand up?
Speaker 1: How do you speak up? And it's from doing that
Speaker 1: of being like, I'm going to speak what other people
Speaker 1: are too scared to because and then they're just gonna
Speaker 1: tough it out and white knuckle it and be uncomfortable
Speaker 1: because they don't want to ask for another chair even
Speaker 1: though this chair hurts and there is a chair across
Speaker 1: the room, but that would draw too much attention to themselves.
Speaker 1: I'll be the one to get them that chair.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Nicki's really good about that.
Speaker 4: As someone who uh has social anxiety, Nikki's like always
Speaker 4: been so cool about that, And you're really the first
Speaker 4: person to kind of like give someone.
Speaker 2: An like an out, an out, yes, an out.
Speaker 4: And yeah, like now I will do that too, And
Speaker 4: I think I think it's actually very helpful, especially in
Speaker 4: a setting where you're just kind of like getting to
Speaker 4: know people and until you really know how they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just give people like I mean, they don't have
Speaker 1: to trust you, but being able to say to someone
Speaker 1: like it won't affect your standing with me if you
Speaker 1: go to this or not, or if you need to
Speaker 1: leave this early, or if you yeah, if you don't
Speaker 1: write back to this, like I'll tell Emily, like, can
Speaker 1: you give me an answer on this? I'm like, you
Speaker 1: don't need to do this tonight, like it will not
Speaker 1: affect your life, my life or yours, whether you respond
Speaker 1: to me. Just giving people a little bit of outs,
Speaker 1: whether they take it or not. I mean, but back
Speaker 1: to uh that, Yeah, so no, where was your sore trauma?
Speaker 1: So I thought, I know what damaged you the most
Speaker 1: in your life that you've maybe never spoken about, and
Speaker 1: are you ready to do it right now?
Speaker 4: Several things, But I thought the most traumatic was at
Speaker 4: age seven when I moved to this country and my
Speaker 4: parents really explain what was happening. But now that I'm
Speaker 4: thinking about it, I think you're probably right that it
Speaker 4: was younger because I didn't know this at all until recently.
Speaker 4: But my dad would leave for like long periods of time,
Speaker 4: and again, like my parents didn't explain anything, They didn't
Speaker 4: talk about They didn't think the kids had anxiety, like
Speaker 4: that was not even a thought in their minds. You
Speaker 4: just go through life, right, And now that I'm thinking
Speaker 4: about you, you probably are right. It's probably even be
Speaker 4: four seven. And that's why I have nervous too anxious attachment.
Speaker 1: About Like I remember being left with my aunt Line,
Speaker 1: who was a severe alcoholic and even I knew, like
Speaker 1: this is very irresponsible, and they don't know that I've
Speaker 1: got this, and I'll be okay because I'm like a
Speaker 1: smart kid. But if I were a parent, I would
Speaker 1: not be leaving me with And thank god my sister
Speaker 1: has me because she's too young to be in this
Speaker 1: environment and I'll protect her from it. But I remember
Speaker 1: clocking like, if I ever have kids, I'm gonna let
Speaker 1: them know, so like, uh, I'll be back at this time.
Speaker 1: This is where I'm gonna just give them more information
Speaker 1: than I was given. And maybe I'm talking too much
Speaker 1: about this because I just got done with an interview
Speaker 1: about like my comedy process, and so I'm like a
Speaker 1: little bit in that mindset. But of like this woman
Speaker 1: is asking me about like why I'm motivated to talk
Speaker 1: about the things I am, and it's just like I
Speaker 1: just want people to have all the information because I
Speaker 1: was not given that as a child, and I think
Speaker 1: children deserve to be given all the details that they
Speaker 1: want and not be kept in the dark about things.
Speaker 1: And I think people people just think they're like dogs,
Speaker 1: like they don't they don't have the capability to understand
Speaker 1: so much. So let's just give them less where I
Speaker 1: was like, where are we going? How long is it
Speaker 1: gonna take there? Why is this car going so fast?
Speaker 1: Why do we change lanes so much? Why are we
Speaker 1: Like I wanted all the information, I wasn't given it,
Speaker 1: So I think that's why now I just uh, I
Speaker 1: try to, like in my stand up, give all the
Speaker 1: information about things that are kind of like shielded from
Speaker 1: me as a kid.
Speaker 3: But it's a double edged story as a parent, because
Speaker 3: you know, you could tell your child all this information.
Speaker 3: You could say I'm gonna be home at four specifically,
Speaker 3: and then if you're home at four fifteen, that's a betrayal.
Speaker 1: Well no, you say around four now give or take
Speaker 1: a little bit after your.
Speaker 3: Home, But what if you got second trafficking, you're home
Speaker 3: at five thirty and.
Speaker 1: You're coming back? Just no, I don't like that, Okay,
Speaker 1: I will be back. I don't like when people say
Speaker 1: when I see on like movies and stuff where the
Speaker 1: parent goes, I will never leave you. I will always
Speaker 1: come back, because what if you don't, that kid's fucked
Speaker 1: up and will never trust the rest of their lives.
Speaker 1: Like nothing's guaranteed. I don't know what you're supposed to say,
Speaker 1: but I just find that every time I hear that,
Speaker 1: I'm always like, she's gonna die. Like I just like,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't want a movie. Yeah, I mean I whenever
Speaker 3: that happens, I knock on wood in real life, like
Speaker 3: if i'm if I if even someone says i'll see
Speaker 3: you later, I'll add hopefully just to you know, cover
Speaker 3: my bases. Yeah, then I'll knock on wood and then
Speaker 3: I'll do free circles.
Speaker 1: Speaking of White Lotus episode, did you catch when the Girl?
Speaker 3: I didn't watch it yet. I didn't watch it yet.
Speaker 1: It's not a spoiler really well.
Speaker 3: Really, it's less of a spoiler and more like I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna be able to respond to you in an
Speaker 3: educated way.
Speaker 1: Have you watched it? Noah, No, here's what I'll say
Speaker 1: about it, So I'll just talk to two people who
Speaker 1: haven't seen it. I I love the White Lotus. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much to Mike White for creating this fucked
Speaker 1: up show that is like a murder mystery, just with
Speaker 1: a cast of characters that has people coming in and out.
Speaker 1: You recognize characters. They don't always get all brought back.
Speaker 1: It's always in a different setting. It is a gift
Speaker 1: that we have gotten the White Lotus. It is a
Speaker 1: cultural gift because also you don't get them all dumped
Speaker 1: at the same time. They're parsed out week by week
Speaker 1: like old time TV. It reminds me I can place
Speaker 1: myself with you know, White Lotus season one, White Loast
Speaker 1: season two. It was like these benchmarks of the COVID
Speaker 1: where we were all like kind of it's a It
Speaker 1: was a timeline. It wasn't just one week and where
Speaker 1: you binge them. At least for me, I watched through
Speaker 1: like weeks like this is going to be Spring Summer
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five for me is White Lotus three, and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like a yeah moment and thank you Mike,
Speaker 1: wait for talking for putting in premises within these characters
Speaker 1: and the plot that are so fucked up and you're like,
Speaker 1: there's no way he's going here with this. Like there
Speaker 1: is some stuff this season that is a brewing that
Speaker 1: I'm like, no one touches this, Pornhub touches this, no
Speaker 1: one else does like it is it's getting in Like
Speaker 1: if you know what I'm talking about, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. There's a scene with two brothers that
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? This
Speaker 1: is so weird and it is awesome because it is
Speaker 1: so weird, it's so fucked up that, like I would
Speaker 1: think most studio executives would be like, we're not allowing
Speaker 1: this storyline, like what is going on here? But it's
Speaker 1: happening and it's crazy and it's something like I've never
Speaker 1: seen before in something, and I just love all the characters.
Speaker 1: I just I just love this. It's like reading a book.
Speaker 1: I love White Lotus, and I always forget how much
Speaker 1: I love it in the interim and then the refractory
Speaker 1: period's over and I am ready to come again. Like
Speaker 1: I am so fucking pumped for White Lotus. It is
Speaker 1: giving me a joa, a viv It is like it's
Speaker 1: it's honestly, I'm looking so forward to every Sunday now, Like,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for giving us fucking destination television again.
Speaker 2: I'll see you, guys were saying, and.
Speaker 1: Like destination in the sense that I want to go
Speaker 1: to fucking Thailand now. And am I obsessed with a
Speaker 1: song that is playing in the first episode of uh
Speaker 1: White Lotus that I heard a million times because our
Speaker 1: HBO was lagging, so we had to keep going. You
Speaker 1: know when you like buffer it and you keep going
Speaker 1: back and you have to watch the same scene over
Speaker 1: and over. There is this song by a group I
Speaker 1: don't it's it really was. It was written in Thai,
Speaker 1: like the language, like I can't even tell you what
Speaker 1: the name of the song is, but it is so good.
Speaker 1: And I posted on my story the other day. Let
Speaker 1: me just pull it up. It's on my Spotify right now.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna play it.
Speaker 3: But it is what it is. It's amazing, and as
Speaker 3: you know, it's so incredibly well written, and that is
Speaker 3: I mean, the writing is amazing, the characters are amazing.
Speaker 3: Mike White is one of the best writers ever alive. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it really is great. I want to meet Yeah.
Speaker 3: And you know, he wrote School of Rock.
Speaker 1: I know. He also wrote Enlightened with Laura Dern, which
Speaker 1: was such a weird, cool show. He also is a
Speaker 1: vegan and I just saw a quote from him the
Speaker 1: other day that was like, I don't know. One day,
Speaker 1: I just realized my dog kind of looked like a pig,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, I can't eat pigs again,
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, fuck yes, Mike White makes it
Speaker 1: so simple.
Speaker 3: He just is.
Speaker 1: I just want to shake his hand someday. He just
Speaker 1: is a He's someone that I it's fine. It's fun
Speaker 1: to realize there's someone you haven't met yet that you
Speaker 1: probably will get the cross paths with that you get
Speaker 1: to like kind of fangirl out over. And he's one
Speaker 1: of those people that I'm just realizing, like, has brought
Speaker 1: me so much away. Do you know that he is
Speaker 1: on Survivor. No, it's such a fan of the show's
Speaker 1: Survivor that he got cast on it, because sometimes they
Speaker 1: cast celebrity fans. I think a couple of seasons ago,
Speaker 1: and I think he was really good at it. I
Speaker 1: really want to go back and watch his season because
Speaker 1: I'm just fascinated by him is He's so cool. But
Speaker 1: there's there is in the White Lotus Episode one. Everyone
Speaker 1: needs to watch this show. It's not really an option,
Speaker 1: and I don't care if you're not watching it and
Speaker 1: then you feel left out. You just need to get
Speaker 1: on board. You need to find someone with an HBO
Speaker 1: password to share it with you and watch together. But
Speaker 1: there is a girl's trip that's going on, and it's
Speaker 1: very interesting because one of the girls is a famous actress,
Speaker 1: and the other two are like, it's kind of giving
Speaker 1: girls chat, but like a dysfunctional girl's chat. Because there's
Speaker 1: three girls. I wish there were more because I think
Speaker 1: they could do more interesting things with dynamics. But they
Speaker 1: have too many characters on the show. I understand whether
Speaker 1: or not more. But one of them is a famous actress,
Speaker 1: one of them is married to a billionaire, and one
Speaker 1: of them is we don't know what's going on with her,
Speaker 1: but they keep like the two girls that are like
Speaker 1: killing it, keep complimenting each other, and then they'll turn
Speaker 1: to the third girl and go and you your life
Speaker 1: is so hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so funny. Everything you do is so hard.
Speaker 1: Everything you do is so hard. And your daughter, she's oh,
Speaker 1: she's just really growing up, Like they just keep crossing
Speaker 1: her these nothing thanks.
Speaker 3: She gets older every day, incredible understated jokes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's there's gonna be some really funny fun things
Speaker 1: to play out. And Parker Posey, I love her so much.
Speaker 1: I in fact, I just to get I saw her
Speaker 1: talking on a red carpet and I was just so
Speaker 1: intrigued by the way she talks and like what an
Speaker 1: artist she is In terms of like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't always respect the art of acting.
Speaker 1: No offense to actors. I just don't care. Most of
Speaker 1: the time, it just feels like, Okay, good job. But
Speaker 1: people like Ray Fines make me go, whoa, that's acting.
Speaker 1: And then people like Parker fucking Posy blow my mind.
Speaker 1: And I know I'm a little bit like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like with napping. Some people get it, some people don't.
Speaker 1: Acting doesn't blow me away most of the time. But
Speaker 1: Parker Posey is so nuanced and so incredible. And I
Speaker 1: went back and I downloaded or I rented Best in
Speaker 1: Show just so I could watch her. And she is spectacular.
Speaker 1: She is so good on Best in Show and she
Speaker 1: was so young, and she just is playing this character
Speaker 1: who works at the dairy queen and just she just
Speaker 1: plays this small town girl who's kind of like jaded
Speaker 1: but like lost, so well she is her sorry not
Speaker 1: Best in Show. Waiting for Guffman. Waiting for Guffman. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's what she used to be my favorite movie in
Speaker 1: high school. And I forgot why, and so I went
Speaker 1: back and rented it and I was I was reminded.
Speaker 1: It's it's a little bit like you know, comedy's age
Speaker 1: in a way that you're like, oh, this is a
Speaker 1: little bit slower than I'm used to now, like any
Speaker 1: things that.
Speaker 3: Peer you know, well, I think you appreciate acting more
Speaker 3: like when you really can appreciate acting is when you're
Speaker 3: watching a good and okay, it's a good movie and
Speaker 3: people are acting in it well, and then there's one
Speaker 3: person who's not good at acting, and it's just like
Speaker 3: I was watching a movie this weekend and I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna say which one, but because this person was so
Speaker 3: bad in it, it was like unbelievable. And every time
Speaker 3: this person had a scene, me and my wife we
Speaker 3: were just start laughing. It was so bad. It was like, wait,
Speaker 3: how is it possible they made it through all of
Speaker 3: these levels to get here to be doing a scene
Speaker 3: with this person who is one of the most famous
Speaker 3: best actors of all someone we know, no you, no
Speaker 3: one knows this person.
Speaker 1: That's nice of you to do that. Then because they
Speaker 1: have an upcoming career.
Speaker 3: Maybe, I mean it's just.
Speaker 1: Recently because the acting was I mean I was in
Speaker 1: I didn't even want to see the movie. I read
Speaker 1: the book and then I was like I don't know.
Speaker 1: Like I heard about the movie and I go, I
Speaker 1: don't even really want to see this because it's just
Speaker 1: I heard that, like some of the parts of the
Speaker 1: book didn't make it, and I was like, those are
Speaker 1: my favorite parts. So I was like, I don't want
Speaker 1: even want to see it. Then there was a lot
Speaker 1: of news about this movie, and I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: now I just want to like see what was the
Speaker 1: movie behind this thing? And I was very intrigued to
Speaker 1: watch it, and I literally had to turn it off
Speaker 1: in the first scene because the acting was making me
Speaker 1: feel so awkward and I cannot believe the other story
Speaker 1: about this movie is taking over the story what should
Speaker 1: be being talked about, which is the acting is unwatchable
Speaker 1: and I am not even that good of an actress,
Speaker 1: and I am so sorry, But I was like, what
Speaker 1: is going on here? Maybe I have to stick it out.
Speaker 1: Maybe I make.
Speaker 3: An abusive relationship. Sometimes you just got to stick it
Speaker 3: out and you sit with it longer than you should.
Speaker 1: But I also don't know that I am good at
Speaker 1: telling what good acting is. I really I don't think
Speaker 1: I'm like someone who should be a critic, even though
Speaker 1: I was voted most likely to be Ciskel and Ebert
Speaker 1: in eighth Grade. Don't you ever Forget It? Final thought, Well, the.
Speaker 3: Other the other thing is to close the loop on this,
Speaker 3: sorry to interrupt. The final is that sometimes it happens
Speaker 3: in reverse where you're watching a movie and everyone in
Speaker 3: it is bad at acting except one person, and you're like,
Speaker 3: and then even though they're the good actor, they seem
Speaker 3: out of place because they're acting well and in a
Speaker 3: world where everyone's acting poorly. And this happened when I
Speaker 3: in the last Jurassic Park movie Jurassic Worlds, I don't know,
Speaker 3: on on Knife's Edge or whatever it was called that
Speaker 3: came out a few years ago. The acting in it
Speaker 3: was horrible, except for Laura Dern, who was so good
Speaker 3: that she seemed like she was a bad actor. Like
Speaker 3: when the dinosaurs. When the dinosaurs would come and they'd
Speaker 3: be attacking people, all the actors were like, oh, no, dinosaur,
Speaker 3: and then she'd be like screaming like someone was gonna
Speaker 3: eat her, and it made her seem like she was bad.
Speaker 1: Just scream like a really traumatic thing is happening. Nail it.
Speaker 1: I'll never ever forget Gwyneth Paltrow in the movie Bounce
Speaker 1: finding out her husband died in a plane crash, and
Speaker 1: it's just a scene shot through a window, and her
Speaker 1: collapsing and wailing is so fucking real, and I just
Speaker 1: remember being like that is acting. Also Romeo and Juliet,
Speaker 1: when Juliette Claire Danes realizes that Leo is dead. Sorry
Speaker 1: spoiler alert, something that has been out for centuries.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I haven't read Romeo and Juliet. How long is
Speaker 3: that that happen?
Speaker 1: So? Yeah, since I mean I would guess, let me okay,
Speaker 1: let me just show you how dumb I am. Let's
Speaker 1: please show you how. Let's guess how dumb I am.
Speaker 1: I am guessing Shakespeare was. Okay, my life is riding
Speaker 1: on this.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Let me just pretend there's a fucking gun to my
Speaker 1: head and if I don't get it within one hundred years,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get shot.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we are, oay, one hundred years?
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh god, Okay, I am going to guess
Speaker 1: sixteen fifty nine.
Speaker 3: Not bad. You're you're you're almost one hundred years off. No,
Speaker 3: you're years No, you get shot in my head? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're within.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I definitely to me that's a huge, huge,
Speaker 1: uh said, that's a success. I got it right when
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 3: Seventeen, fifteen thirty late, like fifteen nineties.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say fourteen ninety, like I was gonna
Speaker 1: say around Columbus sailed the Ocean Blue, and then I went, okay,
Speaker 1: sixteen fifty nine, Okay, it was around fifteen what.
Speaker 3: In the fifteen nineties. I think he wrote most of this?
Speaker 1: Did you know that?
Speaker 2: Off the top?
Speaker 3: I knew, I knew. You know. I'm not. I'm guessing
Speaker 3: it's the right.
Speaker 1: Why do you know that? How did you know that?
Speaker 1: Do you remember when you learned that?
Speaker 3: Did?
Speaker 1: I mean, I definitely learned it, but I don't I
Speaker 1: usually remember when I like cement knowledge, and right now
Speaker 1: is when I'm cementing Shakespeare's fifteen nineties.
Speaker 3: Let me see, when was Romeo and Juliet written?
Speaker 4: They said between fifteen ninety one to fifteen ninety seven.
Speaker 1: That's a really long time.
Speaker 2: I know, it's not crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't even know if he's the one who wrote
Speaker 3: this show.
Speaker 1: Okay, it was within sixty five years. That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you results you got in it. You did it,
Speaker 3: you did shot in the head.
Speaker 1: Fucking god, because that could have been really.
Speaker 3: Firsingiky avoids getting shot in the head's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. I avoid it every day living in
Speaker 1: the neighborhood. And uh, what I was gonna say? Oh,
Speaker 1: can I just say I recommend a couple other things
Speaker 1: to watch.
Speaker 3: Final thought?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Uh, the new Gabby Potito documentary about that murder
Speaker 1: is pretty good. They do it in three semi short episodes.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like they were all hour long. They
Speaker 1: might be, but Netflix is a way of kind of
Speaker 1: like really stretching out the details. That one really held
Speaker 1: my attention. It's well done, very tragic, but has tons
Speaker 1: of footage because she took a lot of footage and
Speaker 1: she was influencderr.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I also her best friend on the show that
Speaker 1: is seen throughout it, who she met on Bumble when
Speaker 1: she moved to Florida, because that idiot pulled her away
Speaker 1: from her family and moved her to Florida, and then
Speaker 1: she was looking for friends, so she went on Bumble
Speaker 1: and sound a best friend. That girl should be on
Speaker 1: White Lotus. She is a fascinating character. I want her
Speaker 1: to be famous. She is so cool and she seems
Speaker 1: like she was cast. She's so good. So that is
Speaker 1: very I watched all three episodes last night. That was great.
Speaker 1: And then I'm obsessed with a new comedian. It's not
Speaker 1: a new comedian, but I'm obsessed with. I'm there's a
Speaker 1: comedian I'm obsessed with and I can't stop watching clips
Speaker 1: and I think I've consumed every single thing he's put
Speaker 1: out in his like ten year YouTube career within a
Speaker 1: couple of days. And that comedian is Chris Fleming. I've
Speaker 1: known about him for a while, yea, but I am
Speaker 1: He's awesome, literally obsessed. I I it was it as
Speaker 1: if it's like it's it's it may it's it's really
Speaker 1: hard for me to laugh out loud at things. And
Speaker 1: I am constantly cackling in bed listening to his stuff.
Speaker 1: I crave every new clip that comes up. One just
Speaker 1: came up yesterday about he's like talking about he has
Speaker 1: a sixth sense for when a restaurant is owned by brothers. Yes,
Speaker 1: because there's always a brother that like goes to Austin
Speaker 1: is like people love breakfast burritos. I can do that
Speaker 1: side of things. You do the menus like it's always
Speaker 1: like these but like it like you have a passion
Speaker 1: for marketing, and it's like he and then he just
Speaker 1: goes what is going on with brothers and he just
Speaker 1: talks about like the relationship of brothers. The tone that
Speaker 1: they have with each other is like this. You just
Speaker 1: have to watch it. Chris Fleming with one M for
Speaker 1: Chris Fleming. He is I just I was like telling Chris,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I found my new favorite comedian, I wrote, Chris,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you are literally my favorite comedian that
Speaker 1: has ever been. You're on like my Mount Rushmore. I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm gonna try to go see him at
Speaker 1: Largo coming up. I it's just fun to like find
Speaker 1: someone new that you're obsessed with, Like I like, I
Speaker 1: love being obsessed about with artists, as everyone knows. And
Speaker 1: he's my He's my new obsession. He is so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: He writes in such a specific way. He is he
Speaker 1: is a poet. Great style, great style. But I love
Speaker 1: that it's like not the joke, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like right, he dresses like a like he dresses like
Speaker 1: disco seventies, kind of almost feminine. Sometimes he's like a.
Speaker 2: Really like a rocks like a seventies rocks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like Iggy's Iggy, Who's what is David Bowie's
Speaker 1: like alter ego? Yeah yeah, it's kind of like like onesies,
Speaker 1: like you seek win onesies. He just doesn't. He has
Speaker 1: impeccable style, but it's not the joke, Like he just
Speaker 1: is who he is and he's not making jokes about
Speaker 1: his outfit, you know, like you would initially see him
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, this guy is like that's the joke, right,
Speaker 1: but it isn't. That's just like who he is at
Speaker 1: his core, he's a he's a just true artist and
Speaker 1: I and he even talked shit and he didn't talk shit,
Speaker 1: but he definitely made fun of me in one of
Speaker 1: his specials. And this was my first time ever even
Speaker 1: even hearing about him. Someone was like, yeah he was
Speaker 1: like someone goes like, oh, Kirsten was like, you know
Speaker 1: that you are in mentioned in Chris Fleming's newest special.
Speaker 1: It's on Peacock right now, I forget what it's called,
Speaker 1: but there's like a sketch at the beginning where I
Speaker 1: actually that is the one special I haven't seen of his.
Speaker 1: I'm like kind of leaving some things because I've just
Speaker 1: I literally started watching him when I was on my
Speaker 1: travel day last week on Wednesday, and it took so
Speaker 1: long to get across the country. I watched literally four
Speaker 1: hours of this stuff, and I keep like parsing it
Speaker 1: out now. But his new special is called hell, Hell, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's the special where at the beginning there's a sketch
Speaker 1: and I kind of watched it out of context because
Speaker 1: people were just sending me the clip. But from what
Speaker 1: I remember, there's something that's going on where he can't perform,
Speaker 1: and the venue is like, well, we still have this
Speaker 1: venue rented. We got to put on some kind of
Speaker 1: show here. And then his like agent is on the
Speaker 1: phone and he goes, she goes, okay, maybe we can
Speaker 1: do Nicky Glazer special. I think she's ready to tape
Speaker 1: two in the Pink. But I deserve it because I
Speaker 1: have talked a lot about sex, and it's like, you
Speaker 1: could like whittle down my special to just like two
Speaker 1: in the Pink for sure, and I actually appreciated it.
Speaker 3: But he like, then I saw just the vagina. I
Speaker 3: mean you also talk about ass stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, exactly. I'm so much more than that and
Speaker 1: the taint everything in between yea and I'm going yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going up and I'm doing like.
Speaker 3: Clit now and you've expanded your range.
Speaker 1: So yeah, PUPA is my next special, So that'll be exciting.
Speaker 3: We never thought you'd get to but it's amazing to
Speaker 3: see how much you've grown.
Speaker 1: It's like my fubo, it's for me, by me, all right,
Speaker 1: it's not dead. No, I was packing one today sometimes,
Speaker 1: like when you're about to be on your period, that's
Speaker 1: that area just like inflates to get ready to carry
Speaker 1: a baby that you are not going to carry, and
Speaker 1: then your body punishes you with cramps for not giving
Speaker 1: Jesus another son or whatever. So anyway, Chris, I he
Speaker 1: I didn't even care, Like make fun of me all
Speaker 1: you want, because he makes fun of everyone, and I
Speaker 1: kind of like it. He's kind of like trolling everyone
Speaker 1: because he's just telling the truth. He's making observations. He's
Speaker 1: not I appreciate someone who's not scared to call out
Speaker 1: when something's lame or when someone's doing something that's kind
Speaker 1: of you know, I mockable, And he's not ever trying
Speaker 1: to climb by like not mentioning certain people's names, Like
Speaker 1: everyone is fair to get called out. And if I
Speaker 1: want in my artist, I want someone who is fearless
Speaker 1: in that way, and if that puts me in the
Speaker 1: line of fire, so fucking be it. Like I still
Speaker 1: love him and and you know I And then it
Speaker 1: also made me go, hey, I don't want to be
Speaker 1: that person that that joke can be made like that,
Speaker 1: like I need to be better and maybe you know,
Speaker 1: and this was already something that I wanted to do
Speaker 1: prior to hearing that joke, But like, I hope that
Speaker 1: that joke doesn't work in years to come, and I
Speaker 1: don't think it would work now for me. My act
Speaker 1: is not really about sex anymore. But he is just
Speaker 1: incredible and I just think everyone should follow him. And
Speaker 1: I don't know why he isn't like the biggest comedian
Speaker 1: working today, Like he has a a presence on stage
Speaker 1: that is reminiscent of like I don't know, just like
Speaker 1: an arena comic, Like it's he's he's incredible and such
Speaker 1: a great writer. You've known about it over awhile brand.
Speaker 3: It's a tale. I mean, I don't know him personally,
Speaker 3: but this is the tales all this time. There's a
Speaker 3: reason why he's not the most famous comic is because
Speaker 3: the public is too dumb too. I agree for a
Speaker 3: comic like him to be the most famous is impossible.
Speaker 1: But no, I would not listen. I don't know that
Speaker 1: he has aspirations to be the most famous, and not
Speaker 1: that he wouldn't be. I don't think he'd be offended
Speaker 1: if we were to say that he's just out of
Speaker 1: reach for some people. But I don't know him, but
Speaker 1: I will say that I think I don't know. I've
Speaker 1: he definitely is more intellectual than me. I have to
Speaker 1: look up words all the time that he uses. I
Speaker 1: learned the word spoonerism the other day, which was so
Speaker 1: funny because he was just saying that, who did he say?
Speaker 1: He like he was saying something about weight. Wait, don't
Speaker 1: tell me that show on NPR, how like these people
Speaker 1: are killing with these boomers and these boomers are losing
Speaker 1: their minds. I have you ever heard that show? The
Speaker 1: roof is blown off the place because they're laughing so
Speaker 1: hard at spoonerisms. And I didn't know what it was,
Speaker 1: so I looked it up in a Spoonerism is like uh,
Speaker 1: gicky in the laser is just changing the first part
Speaker 1: of like switching the consonants, Yeah kind of, but just yeah,
Speaker 1: like uh yeah, what's the one way you get pulled
Speaker 1: over and you're like I was in you call the
Speaker 1: officer something else?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying? No, what's the problem?
Speaker 3: Off? I forget?
Speaker 1: This is like it just proves the person's drunk because
Speaker 1: they say something as a problem, Yes, thank you. I
Speaker 1: think that could be Maybe that's not spoonerism, but like
Speaker 1: it just I've I looked up a ton of words
Speaker 1: that he taught me, and I didn't retain most of them.
Speaker 1: I like someone who's like challenging me to go, and
Speaker 1: I have to constantly rewind to be like I missed
Speaker 1: that because it was so quick, Like it feels like
Speaker 1: a thirty rock, feels like veep, Like it feels like
Speaker 1: I'm being challenged to be smarter. It's like it's really.
Speaker 3: I had to retrain myself to not do a spoonerism.
Speaker 3: In fact, because for my whole life I had trouble
Speaker 3: saying coin toss. I would say coin costs all the time.
Speaker 3: That's like my brain. And so it took me like
Speaker 3: a couple of years of saying that very slowly in
Speaker 3: order to say coin toss correctly.
Speaker 1: It's like me with take for granted. I always want
Speaker 1: to say granted because I know one of them's wrong
Speaker 1: and I want to say the right one, and I
Speaker 1: always choose the wrong one. Yeah, sometimes smart people do
Speaker 1: dumb things.
Speaker 3: But I have a list of spoonerisms, and I will
Speaker 3: read you the spoonerism and you tell me what the
Speaker 3: actual thing is already. All right, all right here, I
Speaker 3: am belly jeans, belly jeans, belly jeans.
Speaker 1: You were saying, I am belly jean.
Speaker 3: No, no, forget about I am. That was me just saying jeans,
Speaker 3: jelly beans. That's correct.
Speaker 1: Well, these aren't going to be hard, Brian, because I'm
Speaker 1: just going to switch the first word. Sometimes they're hard, Okay, okay.
Speaker 3: A well boiled icicle.
Speaker 1: Okay, I know what this is.
Speaker 3: I don't tell me the answer. A well boiled icicle.
Speaker 1: A well oiled bicycle.
Speaker 3: Oh okay. Wow, it's like it's almost like, yes, I
Speaker 3: told you to be fun. I could come up with
Speaker 3: fun things on occasion, but now they're all right. He
Speaker 3: told us A lack of pies.
Speaker 2: Uh, pack of lies?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, these are harder. Oh what confidence I spoke
Speaker 1: with that, this was gonna be a lame game. This
Speaker 1: is fun.
Speaker 3: Is the bean dizzy? This one's impossible.
Speaker 1: This is the Dean busy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the Dean busy. That doesn't even that's not
Speaker 3: even a real thing. I mean, who's saying that is we.
Speaker 1: Gotta go a person that needs to go and talk
Speaker 1: to the dean about you know, some hijinks that are
Speaker 1: going on on campus because we got to get this
Speaker 1: frat thrown out. That's the only time I ever see
Speaker 1: the Dean is when like a frat on campus is
Speaker 1: in trouble, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, yeah, Or in a bud Light Shane Gillis commercial.
Speaker 1: Exactly, yeah, exactly. I do like that commercial where they
Speaker 1: count down they're like, oh, we can't drink on camera. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, all the bud Light Shane Gillis commercial has been great.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what. The other one I really love
Speaker 1: is the one with oh God, George Kittle.
Speaker 3: Have you seen that? Yes?
Speaker 1: And then at the very end he goes the guy goes,
Speaker 1: thanks George Kittle, and he goes, no, call me George Kittle.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's good, that's good. All right, we're gonna go.
Speaker 1: We're gir wanna go whoa gir wanna whoa? Thank you
Speaker 1: guys for listening to the podcast. If we learned a
Speaker 1: lot today. We will be back next week. I'll be
Speaker 1: in Boston all week. The only show that is not
Speaker 1: sold out out of my six Boston shows is a
Speaker 1: Sunday night nine thirty, So get on that if you're
Speaker 1: in the Boston area. That one is going to be
Speaker 1: a triumphant one because it will be the end of
Speaker 1: the run. I will have a newfound energy. I will
Speaker 1: be as practiced as I possibly could be. I think
Speaker 1: that's gonna be the best show of the week. And uh,
Speaker 1: they're still tickets available if you want to come see
Speaker 1: me at the Wang Theater Nicki Glazer dot com. So
Speaker 1: many tour dates being added, so many you know, you
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Speaker 1: for listening. We will see you next week on the show.
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