Speaker 1: Second date, update date.
Speaker 2: Most of the time, if money is exchanged in return
Speaker 2: for a.
Speaker 3: Date, oh god dam, that can be.
Speaker 2: Viewed as kind of sketchy.
Speaker 3: I think it's kind of illegal.
Speaker 2: Not for me, though, That's why I always walk around
Speaker 2: with seven different money clips full of money denominations in
Speaker 2: multiple types of currencies from all around the world, because
Speaker 2: you never know.
Speaker 3: Just to be ready, you're.
Speaker 2: Willing to do that for eight hundred Barbadian dollars, you're
Speaker 2: in lux sir. I just happened to have that right here.
Speaker 3: Is it actually the currency of Barbados?
Speaker 2: Did you check Barbadian? You'll never know. And one of
Speaker 2: our listeners said in their email a money exchange was
Speaker 2: attempted for a date with her. It might have something
Speaker 2: to do with why she's not seeing this person right now,
Speaker 2: but she definitely wants to get a hold of them.
Speaker 2: Let's talk to Mela about it. Mila, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Hi, thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this setup to all of this makes
Speaker 4: it sound so sketchy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, when you say it like that, I guess.
Speaker 2: But there's no shame in doing like a sketchy money
Speaker 2: exchange for a date.
Speaker 4: There is you're happy with the amount with pride though.
Speaker 2: Okay, tell us about this person that you met and
Speaker 2: how this money exchange happened.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I met the sky Sam at a charity auction.
Speaker 1: It's basically I'm trying to raise money building a new
Speaker 1: community center.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Part of the event was auctioning off gate.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I participated in something like this once and it was
Speaker 4: so nerve wracking.
Speaker 3: Were you being auctioned Yes?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, please so much just been This is
Speaker 4: gonna be so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Was it weird that your husband didn't even put his hand?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: So wait, were you being auctioned off or was he
Speaker 3: being auctioned off?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No, I was auctioned Oh I will say, and I
Speaker 5: maybe shouldn't. I was auctioned off once and I actually
Speaker 5: ended up getting drunk with the person on our date
Speaker 5: and we had the greatest time. But it's going to
Speaker 5: actually be a date.
Speaker 2: They were supposed to not be real dates. It's a
Speaker 2: room of experienced date auctions. How have you been sold?
Speaker 2: I have not been sold. No, I'm the buyer. But
Speaker 2: how did you feel when you were being put up
Speaker 2: like that? Were you nervous.
Speaker 1: Of course I was nervously because I met this cute guy.
Speaker 1: Like part of it was a silent auction, and during
Speaker 1: that time I met Sam and he was very sweet
Speaker 1: and he made me laugh. He made me feel less
Speaker 1: nervous about the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you guys talked about how you were up
Speaker 4: for auction before a date.
Speaker 6: We yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Then he asked me like, hey, what number are you
Speaker 1: in the auction? And I was like, well, be prepared though,
Speaker 1: because you're gonna have to take out a second mortgage.
Speaker 1: I'm not cheap.
Speaker 2: It's a little scary charity to right cause showing interest
Speaker 2: that he wants to bid on you before it happens.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, and it was luckily that joke landed well.
Speaker 1: So okay, it made me a lot of hope. But
Speaker 1: of course the worst possible thing happened. What Sam starts
Speaker 1: bidding on me. Great love that we knew that was
Speaker 1: going to happen. But then my freaking ex boyfriend comes
Speaker 1: into play but and starts fitting again him.
Speaker 3: What why would he do that?
Speaker 2: So stupid?
Speaker 1: He wants to meet back together with me?
Speaker 4: Did Sam ever know that was your ex or was
Speaker 4: it just like a bidding war with a guy he
Speaker 4: didn't know?
Speaker 3: Hopefully?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think he knew.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good. I mean, honestly, it kind of hypes
Speaker 3: you up, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: So did he win? Who won the date?
Speaker 1: My ex one?
Speaker 3: He did? You actually verbally say yuck? When he won?
Speaker 1: You start crying on stage? Well, it's super charity, so
Speaker 1: I didn't want to seem perturbed by who won. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like it was a bad relationship either, like
Speaker 1: the relationship had just run its course.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's just bad that he can't get over it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can we ask how much money you went for? Is
Speaker 2: that a rude questions?
Speaker 1: No, it's not rude at all. And I, for the record,
Speaker 1: definitely think I'm worth more than this amount. That's gay.
Speaker 1: Okay it was two thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Oh that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say twenty grand, but okay, it's.
Speaker 3: Respectable charities do you go to.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say what the Illuminati does and
Speaker 2: does not do. The two thousand is great, that's a
Speaker 2: good amount of cash.
Speaker 3: But with your did you already go out with him?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I'm not looking forward to it, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it very him. You know that this
Speaker 1: is just for charity.
Speaker 2: But what happened after the auction ended with Sam? Were
Speaker 2: you able to like reconnect with him and be like, hey,
Speaker 2: I actually like was hoping you would win.
Speaker 1: Yeah, told him that, and I was actually able to
Speaker 1: get his phone number later on through Supervisor that.
Speaker 3: He's like, I get a free date. Awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I haven't contacted him yet. I was hoping
Speaker 1: that maybe you guys could help me out.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, what are we going to call him
Speaker 5: and convince him to ask you out somehow? Why did
Speaker 5: you just have him out?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm nervous, and I know he loved your show too,
Speaker 1: so I figured this might be the best way.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, the whole point is we need to ask
Speaker 2: out Sam for you.
Speaker 3: I just think he's going to be so easy, Like,
Speaker 3: why would he say no?
Speaker 1: I guess I'm kind of surprised that he didn't find
Speaker 1: a way to get my number, But I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe he felt like it wouldn't have been the right
Speaker 1: time since I was literally bought by somebody else.
Speaker 5: Well, I wonder if you somehow could just vibe and
Speaker 5: tell that was your ex or something, and he's.
Speaker 4: Just like, look, I'm or somebody else from the foundation
Speaker 4: that you work with us like, let it slip, because
Speaker 4: I'm sure some of your coworkers knew it and they're.
Speaker 2: Probably getting back together. These are all questions that we
Speaker 2: can ask him when we come back and try and
Speaker 2: get the second date update and ask why he didn't
Speaker 2: think you were worth more than two thousand dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're gonna do it right after this second date update.
Speaker 3: You're in the middle of.
Speaker 4: A second date update update, and we're gonna find out
Speaker 4: how the couple is doing right after you here Part two, coming.
Speaker 2: Up to the auction stage. She's a five foot six
Speaker 2: brunette but five 'ot nine in heels. She's got a
Speaker 2: sharp sense of humor with limited baggage, except for the
Speaker 2: ex boyfriend who follows her around to charity events and
Speaker 2: tries to win it back. Her name is Mela, and
Speaker 2: now let's start the bidding at fourteen million dollars. Oh
Speaker 2: do I hear fourteen million? Fourteen million?
Speaker 1: Nope?
Speaker 3: No, no, no million.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm gonna bit on it. Sold row.
Speaker 3: I think that was actually official, Mela for you. You
Speaker 3: just want a lot of money.
Speaker 2: Or like four bitcoins. I know you're worth Mela.
Speaker 3: How do you feel, Amila?
Speaker 1: I feel really good now that you guys just gave
Speaker 1: me a off forbid.
Speaker 2: I know I'm joking around, but Mila's actual day really
Speaker 2: wasn't too far off from what just happened there. Because
Speaker 2: Mila was trying to help raise money for her local
Speaker 2: community center. She was in an auction wanted a guy
Speaker 2: named Sam, who was there to win her because they
Speaker 2: had a little flirtation before the event started. Unfortunately, Mila's
Speaker 2: ex would not let that happen. He showed up and
Speaker 2: stole her away for the price of two grand.
Speaker 3: He sucks wow, but Haney, Yeah, so he doesn't that much.
Speaker 2: And wants to support the local community. But the good
Speaker 2: news is Mila was able to get Sam's number. That's
Speaker 2: the guy she really wanted to go out with. So
Speaker 2: we're about to call him here, and I was thinking
Speaker 2: we probably when we get him on the phone, should
Speaker 2: not tell him that the guy that he was bidding
Speaker 2: against was his ex.
Speaker 3: Did you have to say that part out loud?
Speaker 4: What is don Jeffery gonna mention?
Speaker 6: It.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Let's not mention it, right, Okay.
Speaker 2: All in agreement. It was all my idea. So now
Speaker 2: we're gonna call this guy Sam for you. Okay, Dill's
Speaker 2: number right now. Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak with Sam.
Speaker 6: This is Sam.
Speaker 2: Hey, Sam, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 2: You're on a radio show right now called Brook and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Okay, what an experience.
Speaker 4: We often auctioned this type of experience off at charity
Speaker 4: events that wasn't.
Speaker 3: As smooth as it in your head.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Sam has no idea what you so, Sam,
Speaker 2: Sorry for the confusion here. We're doing a segment with
Speaker 2: you called a second date Update. Okay, And the reason
Speaker 2: that my co host eloquently broke you spilled something about
Speaker 2: stuff is because one of our listeners met you recently
Speaker 2: had a charity auction for a local community center.
Speaker 6: Do you remember me right? Yeah? I was there?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh yeah, you're in charity.
Speaker 3: Did you meet any cute ladies there?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 6: Actually there was one in particular I really liked.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're talking about a girl named Mela. Is that
Speaker 2: the one you're thinking of?
Speaker 6: That is the one I'm thinking.
Speaker 5: She was super serious and I just heard your smile.
Speaker 2: When we said her name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what did you like about Mela?
Speaker 6: Mela was just breathtaking. She stood out from the crowd,
Speaker 6: really cute. I don't know, we just had a really
Speaker 6: good chemistry and uh oh, she was just sweet, just
Speaker 6: really relatable.
Speaker 2: You know, was so sweet and so relatable and so breathtaking.
Speaker 2: But not breathtaking enough to spend more than two thousand
Speaker 2: dollars on her. I'm just saying, even, Jeff, I mean,
Speaker 2: you we heard that you didn't win when it came
Speaker 2: time for her to be bid on.
Speaker 3: A date with her.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there was another guy out He outbid me.
Speaker 3: So you really, she's not actually a thing an item.
Speaker 3: You can just ask her out afterwards.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, but right after somebody bid on her,
Speaker 6: I don't think that was the right time to go
Speaker 6: up and ask her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you don't want to do it in front
Speaker 2: of the person that just spent all this money trying
Speaker 2: to get her.
Speaker 3: But these things actual romance, I mean, they're.
Speaker 2: Just like work where they are. Yeah, they're not supposed
Speaker 2: to Did you have any plans though, like maybe after
Speaker 2: the event to try and reach out to her or
Speaker 2: something like that.
Speaker 6: He is definitely was on my mind. So, Uh, funny
Speaker 6: thing happened was after the auction was over, I went
Speaker 6: over and talked to the guy that outbid me.
Speaker 3: Oh you did?
Speaker 1: Oh wow?
Speaker 2: Did your sleeves and say best man wins?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Let's oh. I mean, like I said, I really had
Speaker 6: a connection with me.
Speaker 5: Left.
Speaker 6: I went and talked to the guy and it turns
Speaker 6: out he was her ex boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh no, wow, whoa that is news.
Speaker 3: Come on, we knew that.
Speaker 2: Okay, to be honest, we heard that that was the case.
Speaker 3: And she was super disappointed.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Well, I mean I tell her bad. I mean
Speaker 6: he was like really trying to get back to her.
Speaker 6: He was getting all teary eyed talking about how much
Speaker 6: missed her, and I kind of just I felt bad
Speaker 6: for him, so I kind of contold him a little
Speaker 6: bit and I told him to move on. I mean,
Speaker 6: obviously it's over.
Speaker 5: It's over, so well, so you're kind of being a
Speaker 5: bro at this point.
Speaker 2: That was that was a good message, a little post
Speaker 2: relationship therapy.
Speaker 3: Did he listen to you? Has he moved on?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well, I mean it took a little bit of a bribe,
Speaker 6: so I actually ended up paying him for the date,
Speaker 6: so I reimbursed him plus a little bit extra. Wait,
Speaker 6: what by the date of Mila off of him?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: Why does Mela not know this?
Speaker 6: Well, it's going to be a surprise, like he's supposed
Speaker 6: to go on a date, so I'm going to show
Speaker 6: up instead.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me.
Speaker 2: By not saying one thing? We ruined that.
Speaker 3: That's actually really cute and really sweet.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, dude. The reason why we're reacting this way
Speaker 2: idea that this plane was going to happen and we
Speaker 2: actually have Mela waiting on the other line listening wanting
Speaker 2: to talk to you. Surprise, dude, I'm so sorry, but
Speaker 2: well me, are you there?
Speaker 6: It was going to be a nice surprise. I was
Speaker 6: looking forward to saying.
Speaker 1: We feel bad already, Mela, Mela, No, I'm still surprised.
Speaker 1: I'm so surprised. That's so sweet.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, don't to see your reaction in person.
Speaker 2: But wait, wait, hold on, Mela, Mela, are you okay
Speaker 2: with this? I'm sure you.
Speaker 1: Guys are so sweet, Like, I know you feel bad
Speaker 1: for like ruining the surprise, but I'm so happy right now.
Speaker 1: I'm speechless.
Speaker 2: Are you sure? Yeah, are you sure, Mela, because we
Speaker 2: can get your ex on the phone and convince them
Speaker 2: to up into the new Let's see how high we
Speaker 2: can go with this, like twenty five.
Speaker 6: He's gonna have to pay me a lot if he
Speaker 6: wants that date back.
Speaker 3: How were you planning on telling her?
Speaker 6: I was gonna just come to the date.
Speaker 2: I mean it was all, yeah, you're just gonna be
Speaker 2: like sitting at the table, and she was going to
Speaker 2: walk in and instead of the EX, it was going
Speaker 2: to be you.
Speaker 1: But this is good because she could get more ready
Speaker 1: care about the date.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking too. What she
Speaker 3: would have worn before?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because Mela, you weren't going to try if it
Speaker 2: was going to be the ex at all?
Speaker 1: Right, Oh yeah, no, not at all.
Speaker 6: I'm sure Mela would have looked amazing no matter of
Speaker 6: what she was wearing.
Speaker 2: Sick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now I'm giving a little nauseous okay.
Speaker 2: So well, what we normally do is we offer to
Speaker 2: send you guys out on a date that we would
Speaker 2: pay for.
Speaker 3: We can do that. They're going to go on two
Speaker 3: dates now.
Speaker 2: After the date that you've already paid for. Would you
Speaker 2: like to go on another date after that and we'll
Speaker 2: pay for that up.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh my god, he is Sony too. He's already
Speaker 3: planning the next day.
Speaker 2: That's so cute. Well Brook, technically I plan this so
Speaker 2: I get ownership of it.
Speaker 1: Kay.
Speaker 3: Well, technically the X plan the first one.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna have to step up your game here. Okay, Sam,
Speaker 2: you're not doing a whole lot over there.
Speaker 6: I'll try my best.
Speaker 2: That's just spear so cute.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Well, that call happened six months ago where we blew
Speaker 2: the surprise to typical us.
Speaker 3: But it was so cute.
Speaker 2: I still but now we've got them both back on
Speaker 2: the phone to get a very quick update update. Hey,
Speaker 2: Sam and Milo, welcome back.
Speaker 1: Thank you for having us.
Speaker 3: Hey, you two are not together right now, just hang
Speaker 3: up the phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well is in on what's happened since you guys
Speaker 2: were talking to us.
Speaker 1: Last So basically after the last call with you on
Speaker 1: your show, we went on our very first date and
Speaker 1: of course there was drama.
Speaker 4: Huh, don't tell me that ex showed up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, predictable access suck, Bro.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't have told him where the date was. That was?
Speaker 3: It is Sam on the phone right, not.
Speaker 6: Your ex, No, it's me.
Speaker 3: Sam. Were you freaking out?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was pretty crazy. I didn't I didn't expect
Speaker 6: him to show up, but eventually I just I just
Speaker 6: ended up just paying him to leave.
Speaker 3: You paid him again?
Speaker 2: You were just a baller?
Speaker 3: Is that why he showed up? Is he now just
Speaker 3: showing up for Sam's money?
Speaker 2: How much did you have to pay?
Speaker 6: Well? I gave him another three hundred bucks, which.
Speaker 4: Kind of insulting that he's only in love with you.
Speaker 4: Up to three hundred, I mean, the ax is only ubsessed.
Speaker 6: Well, I tried to pay him less, but I would
Speaker 6: have paid a lot more just to have her.
Speaker 3: So have you guys gotten rid of that dude?
Speaker 6: Hopefully we'll never see him again.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, it was definitely a weird moment, but ever
Speaker 1: since then, it's been really great.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 2: I could just imagine, though, you two are on the couch,
Speaker 2: like at home, watching a movie, and you get a
Speaker 2: call from her ex. He's like, hey, I'm coming over
Speaker 2: unless you've beend on me one hundred bucks.
Speaker 6: It's like, okay, Oh, I wouldn't doubt it. I wouldn't
Speaker 6: doubt it.
Speaker 2: You're a good guy. Dude, keep us updating on the
Speaker 2: guy's relationship than make sure.
Speaker 4: You keep that location secret.
Speaker 6: We'll do.
Speaker 1: Oh no, broken Jeffrey in the morning.